this is what i'm doing with my physics degree

the signs as quotes by fantastic
  • Aries: That big knob there makes a crazy noise. Sparks come out of that slot if you put stuff in it. And I'm learning more every day.
  • Taurus: Guess who got promoted to goddamn dam god? The cream always rises to the top, and Fantastic always rises to the top of the cream.
  • Gemini: What's it look like, man? I'm fucking king of the NCR. Caesar's Legion has Caesar, the NCR's got Fantastic. It's Fantastic's NCR now.
  • Cancer: Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good.
  • Leo: Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
  • Virgo: They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
  • Libra: No, man. I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it's going to have.
  • Scorpio: Like, hey Fantastic, who gets to keep this doodad we found? Or, yo, Fantastic, when will you accept that you're the father of my child? It's crazy.
  • Sagittarius: But the mirrors outside aren't aimed right, so we're running at one percent efficiency. And I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes.
  • Capricorn: Here, you'll want this. It's the password to one of the terminals outside. Found it written on one of the stalls in the bathroom.
  • Aquarius: Man, what aren't my responsibilities? Dam overflow, dam underflow. Dam leakage. Sometimes the dam gets too big and I have to shrink it down.
  • Pisces: Hey man, when in Rome.