this is what i'd totally do

She totally tried to kiss him Spiderman style and failed

Fake Chats #137
  • Jungkook: if I was really a cop, I'd totally arrest you.
  • Jimin: on what grounds?
  • Jungkook: of being too cute?
  • Jimin: wouldn't you just have to arrest yourself, then?
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: I think you would.
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: you're pretty cute.
  • Jungkook: but you're WAY too cute, is the point here.
  • Jimin: so you're gonna lock me up so only you can see me?
  • Jungkook: exact-, hang on. No, that's not what I mean.
  • Jimin: what do you mean, then?
  • Jungkook: see, this is precisely the sort of smug, adorable smile that will get you arrested.
  • Jimin: good thing you're not a cop then, huh?
  • Jungkook: doesn't prevent me from throwing you over my shoulder and taking you wherever I like.
  • Jimin: go ahead. I'll just steal your favorite shirts and hum your favorite songs while cuddling Tae.
  • Jungkook: that's illegal. I'll arrest you for that, too
  • Jimin: Jungkookie.
  • Jungkook: what?
  • Jimin: you're cute.
  • Jungkook: I don't like you. I'm locking you in my room.
  • Jimin: okay. Are we gonna cuddle all night? I wanna wear one of your big shirts.
  • Jungkook:
  • Taehyung: see, this is why you don't play these games with Jiminnie. He inevitably wins.
  • Jungkook: why are you always around to witness my pain?
  • Taehyung: is there really an answer to that question?
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justice league au: there’s a shadowy assassin with a body count stretching back to the early 20th century on the loose, on top of the war the league has to prepare for.

meanwhile, there’s a ghost following diana around.

these things are more connected than anyone might think.

cold hard facts to prove that none of ur faves are straight

harry “basically-every-male-in-this-series-told from-my-pov–is-handsome” potter

- every male in this series is handsome as told from his pov
- (he’s also not white but that’s for another post xox)

ginny weasley
- aggressively bi
loves girls.
- and loves boys 
- that’s it
- it’s just a fact.
- the statement itself is my evidence.

ron weasley
bi crisis over krum

dean and seamus
i was gonna do these as different points but they’re so in love and obsessed with each other i can’t even separate them for this
- are in love.

sirius black
probably just a little bit in love with every single one of his friends
- but most of all lupin

remus lupin
probably just a lot in love with sirius
- no better metaphor for bisexuals than a werewolf

draco malfoy
- no one has ever been more obsessed with another human that draco with harry some of that HAD to be a little gay just sayin…

bill weasley
-
if u shorten his name it’s literally bi
- ??
- can’t get more obvious than that my friends
- also the werewolf thing

cedric diggory
- not a bad place for a bath harry wink wink
- white male that dies…what other reason than bury ur gays
- ???
- so gay it hurts

albus potter
- cc is complete bullshit and i will fight anyone that says otherwise but at least it’s basically totally canon that albus and scorpius are GAY AF

scorpius malfoy
- see above. 

An Adventure Through Atem's Yuugi feels
  • First Arc/Season Zero: "Look at my tiny, precious other self. He is too good for this world, and anyone who looks at him OR our friends funny is getting the business end of a penalty game."
  • Duelist Island: "-how are you so wonderful? I can't even process this, like what? You still trust me? You want to help me? Work with me? I'm your friend? I just- I-" *Beams into oblivion.*
  • Otogi Arc: "You are perfect. I want you to be happy and get everything good in life and I'd rather be here to witness every second of it, if that's cool with you."
  • Battle City: *Just Plumb's "Don't Deserve You" playing quietly in the background.*
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! R: "H-he might, resent me? Might HATE me???" *Instantly hyperventilating, full blown panic attack, cannot handle this!* "...W-what? Oh, you DON'T hate me? ...Okay then, I'm cool." *Instant recovery, you saw nothing.*
  • Millennium World: "Boy, I sure hope my partner AND friends are okay." "Partner... friends... where are you?" "Partner!!! Friends!! You came!!" "...What do you mean I keep referring to Yuugi like he's somehow unique and it wouldn't fit to just lump him in with my other friends?? That's crazy. You're crazy. You need to watch that."
  • Ceremonial Duel: "Okay, let's all ignore how blatantly I was trying my damnedest to win that duel so I could stay with my partner, and focus on how I couldn't be prouder of him. Cool? Cool."
  • DSoD: "So, I just thought I'd show up at the last second. You know, break all of the laws of life and death to help you and share a totally platonic, lingering, goes-on-forever smile. ...........Okay, I'm good. See you the next time Zorc refuses to stay dead~" 💕

moonlitemberr  asked:

Going off of random people grabbing kids; are the kids, like, super freaked out at being known by total strangers? Cuz I'd personally be like 'who da heck are you and how do you know who I am?' XD Just saying!

Assuming, you mean just ‘being known’ by anons and not ‘grabbed’… With what I understand of the MCQ kiddos…

Error — unless more concerned about other people, like Ink or Geno — is definitely the type to freak out. He doesn’t do well with strangers in general, right?)

Geno and Deccy seem more like the type to be suspicious and wary, but not outright ‘panic mode on’.

Ink… uh… is actually the kind of kid to come up to strangers and comment on their looks or ask random questions, so, unless there’ll be something obviously off — like that grabbing thing — he might not even notice that there’s anything wrong.

And Fresh is… special :D

All of those are based on my understanding of characters though, and I may be off the mark. *shrug*


Geno, Error and Fresh belong to CQ

Ink belongs to Mye

Decans belongs to Noko

MommaCQ belongs to Alaina

Klance
  • Lance: How much do you love me
  • Keith: Immensely
  • Keith: I'd move mountains for you
  • Lance: Would you pick up some milk for me then??
  • Keith: woah let's not get too carried away here

thepretext  asked:

No problem! I was just curious~. Also curious what you think of Dammek's lusus also caring for Xefros. Poor Dammek squished under a sleeping sloth while Xefros just gets kittydeer cuddles. Also by all means let me know if I'm throwing out too many requests! If you ever intend on doing commissions I'd totally be on that. <3 Your art is so gorgeous and you draw the boys so handsome. lol

oh yes now this is cute. (and thanx!!)

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: i can't believe people actually ship nancy with jonathan, because that completely goes against what the writers are trying to do. they set up your basic trope: good girl is trying to be #edgy and is dating your stereotypical "bad boy", and then this "nice guy" comes along and pays attention to her. listen, jonathan is great and all, but i don't trust pretentious creeps that like to take pictures of girls making out with their boyfriends in privacy without anyone's permission. jonathan also tried to put nancy in this box. "you were trying to be someone else." the writers totally destroyed the idea of nancy simply being that straight A student that wants to rebel. she's not dating steve, or drinking, or shooting guns because she thinks she's being "different". she's doing those things because THAT'S WHO SHE IS. you can get straight A's and want to do well in school while also partying and dating a hunk. speaking of the hunk, steve is actually wayyy better for her than jonathan (i mean i'd be happy if nancy decided not to be with anyone but let's be real i'm a total stevexnancy person) and here's why: he paid attention to her, like really noticed things about her. he didn't make fun of who she was in a condescending way, and he also supports her. like, yes, he's problematic in that he has shitty friends and horrible parents (from what we've heard) and while his initial decisions are rude and selfish, he becomes self-aware and tries to make it up to people. i.e., going to jonathan's to try and apologize and buying him a new camera, or coming to nancy to tell her he confessed to the police even though it got him in trouble, or telling his friends where to stick it and then going to help wash off the graffiti. in short, jonathan romanticized this version of nancy that wasn't really all of who she was and people paint him to be this great guy (would you trust a guy that took pictures of you without you knowing, and then only feeling guilty once you found out?) and steve is this beautiful work in progress that wants to understand how nancy works as a person. so basically the fact that the writers didn't leave nancy with jonathan means that they destroyed that basic story line where the "nice girl" leaves the "bad boy" for the "nice guy" and they did it in the best way possible without completely bashing any one character and i just really love this show.
I remember when Jooheon said he promised to show Monbebes his abs for a comeback, and he's finally keeping his promise. And although I'd get totally WRECKT to see him built and with abs, I love the squish that he is. I love him even when he didn't workout to obtain a body like Wonho or Shownu. He is BEAUTIFUL: Mind, Body, & Spirit. It is his body and his choice to do this, which good for him if he does it the right way. But I better not see any antis or haters in general say any negative comments on what he is doing, or how he'll look better if he keeps working out. NO BODYSHAMING ON EITHER THE BEFORE OR AFTER. Jooheon is taking a big step in his life regarding his physique, especially with the World Tour ahead of them and wanting to look good for Monbebe. Let's give him the support he needs. He's doing this for us, let's return the favor.

anonymous asked:

i was just wondering if you ever feel drained or just don't have inspiration or motivation for art, and if so what do you do? I don't know whether to try to sort of force out little pieces or take breaks or what to do at all when it's all just taken out of me. it really bums me out ): you're like my idol so I thought I'd ask or see if you had any thoughts on getting a spark back on. hopefully this question made sense. thanks regardless and have a good day !

Ah man, good question! I think burn-out or artist’s block is something every artist inevitably struggles with. There are a lot of days when I feel totally devoid of inspiration and would rather lie face-down on the floor than work on art haha. I don’t have any foolproof way to drag myself out of it—in some instances, it just takes time—but there are a few things that I’ve found helpful.

It’s necessary to take breaks here and there; you can’t always force your brain to come up with a great idea through sheer will, unfortunately. But try to take constructive breaks that put your mind into a creative place; read a book, look at artwork that inspires you, watch a film and analyze the use of color/composition, etc. And be patient with yourself. If big, bright, fully-realized ideas aren’t coming to you, don’t stress yourself out over it! Try little things—they don’t have to be full pieces, they don’t have to be something you ever plan on showing anybody. Practice drawing a dog’s paw. See if you can design a character based off an object around the house. Little exercises like these help to build your confidence and range as an artist, and I’ll often find my practice ideas snowballing into much bigger, better concepts that turn into full pieces. Put some friendly pressure on yourself to try drawing a little something every day, but don’t feel like you have to make anything polished until you’re ready.

I’m still learning how to do this, myself, and I often don’t follow my own advice here, but I hope this is helpful somehow! I’m wishing you the best of luck ♥

taz characters as that one buzzfeed quiz
  • Magnus: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Merle: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
  • Taako: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Lup: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Barry: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
  • Davenport: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Lucretia: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Kravitz: I'd fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Lucas: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Garfield: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.

anonymous asked:

Hello~ I was reading your ask about fic recs centering around powerful Magnus, and you mentioned how some fics don't have Magnus as "a character in his own right," so I was wondering if you have any tips/general advice on what writers like myself should keep in mind when writing Magnus? Like Dos/Don't and which stereotypes to be careful of/avoid? (I figured I'd ask you since you love Magnus very much and i'm always scared of accidentally writing magnus as lesser, if that makes sense?) Thanks!

This is a good question! I should clarify that I’m not suggesting people shouldn’t write Alec-centric stories because obviously if you have a shorter story there maybe just isn’t room to explore another character. That’s totally fine and everyone has a certain character they identify with more. So that isn’t really what I mean when I call Magnus a prop. It’s more like there are certain trends I see in not just writing, but also meta and headcanons, that strikes me as problematic. For example:

Magnus the Waiting Waifu

Wherein he’s waiting for Alec to come home or call him or generally just existing only to be available instantly Alec. Magnus is the High Warlock, guys. He’s got better things to do. Between being the High Warlock and the Head of the Institute, Magnus and Alec probably have to fight tooth and nail to get time to spend together. I’d like to see more of this. I’d like to see Magnus waking up early to squeeze in a goodbye kiss before Alec leaves. I’d like to see Alec duck out between a hunt to bring Magnus coffee as he’s on his way to meet a client.

Like, there’s a ton of fics about Alec falling asleep on Magnus after coming home late, but few about the opposite even though in CoLS, it’s stated that Alec has trouble pulling Magnus away from his work and that it’s Alec who actually winds up going to bed alone on some nights. Speaking of which:

Magnus the Always Ready for Sex Bisexual

Magnus has hedonistic tendencies, but let’s not make it like he’s just ready to go at all times or that he’s always the one initiating between them. Sometimes he’s got other shit on his mind. Seriously, in the same scene in CoLS, Alec practically had his hands down Magnus’s pants and Magnus was literally like “Yeah ok maybe in 5 min.” 

Alec leaned into him, pinning Magnus between the table and his own body. Not that Magnus seemed to mind.

“Come on,” Alec said against Magnus’s ear. “It’s late. Let’s go to bed.”

Magnus bit his lip and glanced over his shoulder at the papers on the table, his gaze fixed on ancient syllables in forgotten languages. “Why don’t you go on ahead?” he said. “I’ll join you—five minutes.”

“Sure.” Alec straightened up, knowing that when Magnus was deep in his studies, five minutes could easily become five hours. “I’ll see you there.”

It’s suggested this isn’t even a rare occurrence. Alec seems to know this trait of his after dating him only a few months.

Magnus the Unconditionally Supportive Boyfriend

Magnus is very patient and understanding with Alec. He’s kind, and as a whole he wants to see the right thing done. This is canon. But Magnus can also be petty and bitter and cynical. Sometimes he stirs shit just because he can and it amuses him (1.12, taking digs about Jace and Clary being siblings). This does not make him a bad person. I think it’s important to remember because while white characters tend to be allowed their flaws, POC are required to go above and beyond. Their mistakes are often less forgivable, blotting out any hint of good they otherwise have. So people either dismiss the character altogether or, if they like them enough, then the MOC is often rendered as Very Pure and his flaws completely ignored even if they may be addressed in canon as if acknowledging said flaws automatically ruins the character and makes them Bad rather than human. (This is just the other side of the same coin regarding what fandom does to white characters where their terrible deeds are acknowledged but woobified and excused and made totally okay.)

For instance, as early as 1.02, when Magnus chose to rescue his warlocks and leave Dot behind/ignore Clary’s need for help, there was bit of an outcry from fandom about how “Magnus would never do that.“ As if the entire fandom forgot moments in book canon where Magnus basically slammed the door in Jocelyn’s face when she came to him for help (Tessa had to convince him) or where he manipulated Clary into finding and giving him the Book of the White.

Magnus is 400 years old. He’s complex, occasionally ruthless, and has an exceptionally sharp tongue. Sometimes he projects his feelings. Sometimes his desire for self-preservation overrules his compassion. Sometimes he has his own agenda that takes precedent over other people. And yes, this includes Alec. (See 1.09 where he helps steal the cup.) Magnus’s priorities and self-interests being in conflict with Alec is not him being a bad boyfriend. It makes him a person and part of a growing relationship is two people navigating and making compromises. I’d like to see more people explore this rather than just constantly making Magnus Alec’s cheerleader.

Anyway, that’s the general gist of it. I have read good meta and fanfic, but there’s definitely a trend that can be seen, though this is really something that applies to all fandoms.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everbody's nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

anonymous asked:

Finally found your page! You're smoking and a total inspiration, godamn praise. Anyway, I'm rather a beginner at fitness, but I've been thinking about going to the gym. At first I just wanted to lose a few pounds, but I'd really like to get some muscle too, and using my body weight at home doesn't seem to be doing much. What machines/ exercises and reps would you reccomend? Also, may I ask your height? I'm 5'4 and I'm not sure if muscle would show on me like it does on you.

im 5′5″ and muscles will show regardless of your height really its all about body fat percentage.. 

for a beginner workout: here is my example workouts from my faq but ive eliminated any workouts i may find challenging/intimidating for beginners (and ive also taken out any repetitive alternative exercises for the same muscle)

the italicized are COMPOUND movements which is what your workout will be centered around as it involves multiple muscle groups.. generally as a beginner rep scheme is not too critical imo but ill provide it because you asked

PUSH DAY:
Chest:
Bench Press.. 4 sets 8-10 reps
DB (Dumbell) Incline Press.. 4 sets 10-12
Pec (Pectoral) Deck.. 3 sets 10-12
Shoulders/Delts: 
DB Shoulder Press.. 4 sets 8-10
Side Lateral Raises.. 3 sets 12-15
Front Lateral Raises.. 3 sets 12-15
Triceps: 
Overhead OR Rope Tricep Extension.. 3 sets 12-15
Dip Machine.. 3 sets 12-15 

PULL DAY 
Deadlifts (whole body workout).. 4 sets 8-10
Back: 
DB Row.. 4 sets 8-10
Seated Cable Rows.. 4 sets 8-12
Lat Pull Down.. 4 sets 8-12
Biceps:
DB Curl.. 4 sets 8-12
Rope Hammer Curl.. 3 sets 12-15
Preacher Curl.. 3 sets 10-12
Rear Delts: 
Face Pulls.. 3 sets 12-15
Reverse Pec Dec.. 3 sets 12-15

LEG DAY: 
Back Squats.. 4 sets 8-10
Calf Raises.. 3 sets 12-15
Leg Curls.. 4 sets 10-12
Glute Kickbacks.. 3 sets 12-15
Leg Extensions.. 4 sets 10-12
Seated Leg Press.. 3 sets 12-15
Hip Abduction.. 3 sets 12-15
Hip Adduction.. 3 sets 12-15

ABS (added to one of the above days.. I usually do this w/ legs)
Leg Raises.. 10-15
Planks.. 60-90 seconds
Weighted Ab Crunches.. 4 sets 12-15 

absaddics  asked:

Hi! I am absolutely in love with Luresong and was wondering if I could "commission" it? Not changing the story, not enforcing a deadline, but your art is amazing, and this comic makes my heart feel so full! It's the same feeling I get whenever I see/hear/read something particularly, absolutely, completely, totally /breathtaking/. I know art takes a lot of time and effort, and I'd like to compensate you for it. Is that alright? I know you have a store, but I really just wanna pay for Luresong

Oh my gosh thank you so much for the support, it means so much to me. I’m really glad that I can create an experience for you like that because thats what I strive to do in each of my paintings. I have considered making a patreon before, and that way people who are interested in supporting me can do so and I can give them extras and faster updates. The pages do take me a very long time to make (4-9+ per panel) but I could definitely get on a more regular updating schedule if I was receiving support. I’ll aim to make it happen within the next week! Thank you so much again!!