this is what i'd tell my boyfriend

Dating Min Yoongi Would Include:

| jimin| jungkook | v | rap monster | j-hope | jin |

  • constant “potential lyrics” being heard 24/7 when you’re with him
  • you calling him when he’s away and he’d hang up like 5 seconds into the call just to piss you off and he laughs because he thinks it’s so damn funny 
  • him casually dropping hints as to what you would possibly want for your birthday because just blatantly asking you isn’t swag and also he’s actually shy as fuck
  • him being sweet as fuck and getting you a cute ass present on your birthday because he actually has a heart of gold
  • gUMMY sMilEE
  • “no yoongi, taking a nap together all day doesn’t qualify as a date”
  • late night jam sessions in the studio
  • a lot of whining when he doesn’t get what he wants because he’s a little shit
  • playing some soft rap music in the background at night while you two cuddle in bed and just talk about nothing & everything
  • “yah, listen to this song and tell me what you think okay?” he says as he nervously plays the song that he secretly wrote for you without you knowing
  • “accidentally” stealing his hats & him getting “annoyed”
  • telling you he loves you and basically saying the stupidest / cutest shit to you before he falls asleep because he’s tired and doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing
  • him waking up in the morning and denying everything he said the night before while trying to hide a blush
  • “jagi, do you ever look at me and think ‘wow, my boyfriend is so swag’”
  • “um no”
  • “….you’re lyin”
Behold The Manliest of Men!

Customer (who is a man): Yeah hi, I’m looking for a lip balm, do you guys carry that?

Me: Yes we certainly do, they’re right over here!  Tell me, what kind of a lip balm were you looking for?

(Super manly) Customer: Oh you know, something not effeminate 

Me: Well there’s nothing wrong with effeminate stuff

Customer (MANLY OVER 9000!!): Well I have a penis and I need a lip balm that says that


arxielle  asked:

Hi! Um. Am I the only INTJ here who's so bluntly honest and clear with things that they hurt their friends? I've been like this for three weeks straight, with friends or people telling me I'm being mean or hurtful, when all I've done is state the facts / my clear thoughts on something. I don't like to favor sugar coating things (unless it's for a child). I'd rather straight up give you the facts of what's going on and try to work with what I have. Anyone else?

Advice from the INTJ boyfriend:

“Oh. my. God.  I’m toooootally like you though. You must feel like Will Smith in I Am Legend when he meets the other survivors. PRAISE THE LORD FOR HE IS GOOD. I have found another like me. HALLELUJAH. Anyway in all seriousness don’t be a raging asshole. You have a brain so use it. When enough people say you’re an asshole then it’s a problem with you, not them. In any case it depends on whether you want to have friends or not. You don’t want friends then great just keep doing what you’re doing. Or you can not be a cunt and actually force yourself to at least pretend to be nice to morons. At least that’s what I do because otherwise it’s too much work placating their feelz”

anonymous asked:

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go. Keep you on my arm girl, you'll never be alone. And I could be a gentleman, anything you want. So if I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, never let you go. Tell me what you like girl tell me what you don't. I could be your buzz light year fly across the globe. I don't ever want to fight yeah you already know. Ima make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow brr.


anonymous asked:

can you recommend some underrated/not as well known boy group songs from 2014? thanks in advance.

this list could literally go on forever but here’s what’s at the top of my head!!

  • tell me - c-clown
  • don’t tease me - speed
  • video game - boys republic
  • justice - c-clown
  • breathe - ze:a
  • annie - topp dogg
  • delilah - bigflo
  • fever - halo
  • beat - 100%
  • let’s love - c-clown
  • left out - legend
  • dress up - boys republic
  • the real one - boys republic
  • good bye bye - nu’est
  • east of eden - lc9
  • tantara - alphabat
  • peekaboo - topp dogg
  • headache - high4
  • suggest - boyfriend
  • are you ready - b.i.g
  • i’m not a boy, not yet a man - cross gene
  • come on now - halo
  • falling in love - uniq
  • it’s you - infinite f
  • lost - legend

anonymous asked:

I miss my ex boyfriend (I'll call him M) whom I broke up with for the guy I'm currently dating (W). W emotionally manipulated me into breaking up with M and I've been with W for 6 months and I'd like to tell myself that I'm happy with W but lately I miss M so much it's killing me and I don't know what to do

do what makes you happy boo 

anonymous asked:

Makoto walks out of the bathroom. He's wearing a playboy bunny esc set of lingerie. It was black with green trimming. His heals were black and his stocking were black lace. He walked over to his boyfriend. "You said you had a surprise for me so I thought i'd show you my surprise first." He purred a light blush dusting over his cheeks. -totally-not-a-makoto-blog (I missed you)

“H-h-holy shit,” stuttered Sousuke as he saw his boyfriend in the sexy lingerie.  “I can’t tell what turns me on more–your surprise or your incredible sexiness.” He brought Makoto in for a hug and a passionate dip kiss and said, “I wanna show you my surprises.  Close your eyes.”

Sousuke got a box hidden under the bed and tried to prevent it from clattering.  He took off his jeans and shirts and was left in nothing but a pair of teal boy shorts with a black thong underneath.  He had to be very careful as he discretely bought as this stuff so people wouldn’t suspect him of anything.

“Take a look, Makoto,” said Sousuke with a smile.


weareborn2die  asked:

Hi, my boyfriend is telling me that Whey Protein will make me put on weight whilst training. I only want to gain strength and a bit of muscle, you know get toned and in shape whilst I train. I do NOT at all want to put on weight AT ALL, If anything, I'd rather lose it. Can you help me by telling me the actual facts on protein and if he is correct, what should I take whilst training my upper body? Thank you :) (I'm 18, weigh about 63kgs and am 5"9)

Whey protein doesn’t make you gain weight.

Check what it actually does: