this is what i picture when i think of it

lucia-ik  asked:

omg drunk keith is so cute. what would happen if keith got drunk for the first time infornt of the kids when they are teen. Somehow I think lance would have blast/could not believe that this is his daddy. And would it escalate if Shiro wasn't there?(Keith doesn't seem to have any impulse control when drunk) btw I love the little knb picture when I go to your askbox it's adorable!

LMAO Yes! Drunk Keith is worse than Shiro tbh. XD 

[The Voltron Family]  Shiro was away to attend one of those conferences for doctors outside of the state and Keith was missing him so bad. It has been 8 days now and Keith didn’t wanna be clingy but sometimes he just missed Shiro’s kisses and cuddles.

The kids were at a party of a friend of theirs and it was only 9pm but Keith drove there anyway to pick them up, despite saying he’d pick them up at 10, they were teens now after all. They earned it after acing all their exams. Keith arrived at the party and he entered frowning. Ugh. Teenagers are too rowdy at parties. Back in my days…crap, I sound like an old man.

He went looking for his three kids when some dude came up to him.

Some Dude: *offers a cup of beer* Whoa. You’re a new pretty face. Might I offer you some beer?
Keith: *glares* I’m a wine type of person and I’m old enough to be your father.
Some Dude: *chuckles* Right. Of course. I’m guessing you’re about 25 or 27 by the looks of it? *gives Keith a once over* *points at the leather jacket* *whistles* Nice.
Keith: *ignores* Where’s Lance, Pidge and Hunk? *looks around*
Some Dude: They’re by the library last time I saw them. 
Keith: Thanks. *leaves*
Some Dude: Hey! I have wine. Can’t have a guest walking around without a drink of their choice. *smiles*
Keith: *stops* Do you have 1947 Cheval Blanc?
Some Dude: *blinks* What? I have no idea what you’re talking about but we could check it out by the bar? *points at the bar* The bartender might know. *eyes Keith* You looked so stressed, man. You okay?
Keith: *sighs* I am the epitome of stress. 
Some Dude: Awww, sorry for hitting on you, man.
Keith: It’s fine.
Some Dude: I’m Leonard. Finals are over but you’re probably the type to stress over results, huh? Forget about it tonight. C’mon, let’s get you a drink. You need it. *places an arm around Keith’s shoulder*
Keith: Oh boy, do I. *rubs temples* 

Lance, Hunk and Pidge were about to leave the house to wait for their Daddy Keith to arrive to pick them up when Pidge spotted something.

Pidge: Oh sweet baby mac and cheese. Is that Dad by the bar?
Hunk and Lance: *turns around and sees Keith*

Keith was drunk and he was ranting and ranting to their poor friend Leonard who had to hear everything. The three teens approached the bar.

Keith: And then he would usually surprise me to a lunch date when he visits me at work. *sobs while taking another drink* Such a wonderful man and now… *hiccups* He’s not even here with me. 
Leonard: Oh damn. You have a bad case of love sickness.
Keith: *nods* I do and I hate the fact he’s out there somewhere miles away and I’m here like a mess. *turns to his side and sees a girl* *cups her face and leans in*
Hunk: Is Dad drunk?! *shocked* He would NEVER do THAT! 
Pidge: Dude, we gotta do something!
Lance: No no, wait, you guys. Let’s see what happens first. *amused* I’ve never seen Daddy Keith drunk—ever.
Girl: *smirks at Keith* Hey, pretty boy.
Keith: *scrunches his nose* Pretty boy. You’re not Shiro. *frowns* He calls me pretty boy when we snuggle at night. *cries* *hugs the girl* I miss him so much. I want to see him. *turns to another person* Do you know where Shiro is? He’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. Have you seen him?
Pidge: Wow. He got drunk because of Daddy Shiro.
Keith: *gets up from his seat* *wobbles as he walks towards the dance floor*
Hunk: Uh, guys, should we do something now?
Keith: *walks randomly to every guy and cups their face to look at them* *shakes head* Nope. Not Shiro. Not you. Too short. Too tall. Too lanky. Not my type. Leave. 
Lance: Are you guys seeing this? *laughs* This is GOLD. 
Hunk: No. This is horrifying! Daddy Keith’s so broken.
Some other random dude: *walks up to Keith dancing* Hey, sexy.
Keith: *glares at him* What are you doing?
Some other random dude: *chuckles* Thought we could have some fun tonight. *touches Keith’s arm*
Keith: *grips the guy’s hand* Don’t. You. Dare. Touch. Me. Only one man can touch me.
Some other random dude: *grins* Shit, that’s hot. I could be that—
Pidge: Dad! *shouts and approaches Keith*
Keith: *turns head* *smiles* Oh, baby girl. I came looking for you and *sees Lance and Hunk* your brothers.
Some other random dude: *looks at the three teens* Hey, I saw him first.
Keith: No, you didn’t. *glares* Shiro saw me first.  
Some other random dude: Who the heck is Shiro? 
Hunk, Lance and Pidge: Our Dad.
Keith: My husband.
Some other random dude: What the shit, dude? You’re married?!
Keith: I am. *teary eyed* And I miss him. I miss my husband. *sobs as he wipes his tears* I… *walks wobbling*
Hunk: I got you, Dad. *catches Keith and embraces him*
Keith: *sobs* I miss Takashi Shirogane. Bring me Takashi Shirogane. I love Takashi Shirogane. *clings to Hunk*

Hunk drove them all back home and they put Keith to bed. The following morning, Pidge handed him the phone. Shiro was on Skype.

Shiro: Hey, sweetheart. Good morning.
Keith: Shiro. *whispers*
Shiro: I heard what happened last night. *frowns*
Keith: Oh my god. *groans* 
Shiro: *chuckles* Hey, I think it’s nice to know you rejected everyone’s advances because they weren’t me.
Keith: *whispers not looking at Shiro* I only want you.
Shiro: *flushes* Keith, you’re not playing fair.
Keith: It’s true though.
Shiro: Why don’t we go out tonight on a date?
Keith: *shocked* *looks up* Tonight?
Shiro: *smiles* Yeah, I’m coming home, pretty boy.

nerdyandjockgal  asked:

hey I been wondering. what got you into voice acting in the first place? you are wonderful at it. I do that all the time for my little sister on YouTube since she can't read well.

I think it was cause when I was younger whenever people read stories or picture books the way they read it was so bland and boring. Which is why in primary school I was asked to have sessions in the library so I can read to preps (Which is after kinder but before grade 1) Then I saw some comics and comic dubs and some were amazing comics but only few good voice actors sooooo boom yeah lol

anonymous asked:

So I think it's really sweet that Melissa and Chris are dating in real life, especially since they look happy together in those pictures, but I also have this weird feeling knowing that Mel divorced form her husband in December and then Chris broke up with his girlfriend in January and now they're dating. And I'm not judging them about that because it's their personal lives and it's none of our business when it comes to their relationships, but I can't help but feel a bit weird about it. (1/2)

What do you think about that whole thing??? Just wanting to hear someone else’s opinion about it and you seem very nice and would have good input! :)  (2/2)


Hi! I’m pretty sure Chris and Hanna broke up in December. I remember that’s when she deleted his pictures from her Instagram but the gossip websites only reported it in January. When the news broke out, I already knew they had broken up for about a month or so because I had noticed the deleted photos and people had commented on that. Not like that matters too much but that’s what actually happened. 

I feel weird having an opinion about this because it’s none of my business and I wasn’t there so I can’t possibly know what happened. Of course, it is possible that Mel may have fallen in love with Chris while she was still married to Blake but that doesn’t make her a bad person and I certainly don’t judge her for that AT ALL. Falling in and out of love with someone is beyond our control. It just happens. Certainly her marriage was already on the rocks for some time and she wasn’t happy anymore so she did the right thing by leaving because she wasn’t doing anybody any favors by staying. When a marriage ends, a number of different factors come into play and if a relationship is solid, no 3rd party can ruin it. So if she did fall in love with Chris, it was because her marriage was already falling apart. But she is not with Blake right now. She filed for divorce. She is a free woman and she can date whoever she wants and if being with Chris makes her happy I stand by her decision 100%, no judgement whatsoever. That’s all that matters. 

anonymous asked:

Something awesome my mom did: she photocipied the Bible and she let us "fix it" (cross out homophobia, sexisim etc.) And we ended up with Jesus being a gay gal, the commandments mostly being about goats, and there was no sexisim and a lot of God facepalming when we just gave up trying to "fix" something. It was fun, and we were 10-12 year old girls (at least half of us are queer now) and I can't help but think that being allowed to do that helped a lot with feeling accepted no matter what.

that’s so cute :D!!! The first bible I ever read was the picture bible, and it was the I think i’ve read it like five times at least… and He does facepalm a lot hahaha. im sure that helped all of you a lot!

anonymous asked:

Excuse the personal question but how do you feel about long OC bios? Im working on mine but I can't help but feel like its... well.. a lot, and that it might turn away people due to this. Any tips on how to write a good summary (its kinda hard for me cuz theres a lot to kind of cover?)


I think any kind of bio - OC or canon that is too long can end up repulsing people. Pictures or not it doesn’t matter.

I definitely recommend you to do a summary becaue when people look at your page first to know what your OC is about, they will try to fish for easy information. I’ve had such an experience when once an OC sent me a prompt in which Yasuo was supposed to criticize her somehow and I don’t interact with them… so I went to look for her info and the lore page was just massive. And while I do appreciate the effort and the passion, I think without something to snag the reader’s interest first, very few will stop by and read a wall of text ‘just because’.

For a summary, I would honestly focus on questions. Questions such as:

1. Who is your OC? What’s their name? Where are they from?

2. What is it they do?

3. Whats their goal?

4. What are the things that hold them in place or impose a challenge for them to reach their goal or pursue their dreams?

Example: “David is a Shuriman baker who would like to share his sweets with the entirety of Runeterra but his knack for unconventional techniques cause his cooking to get a bit out of hand, and thus he struggles to find a way to have people appreciate his cooking without letting go of his passion for walking donuts.”

Its simple, easy to read and it gets people hooked up on your character’s dilema and later on, they might ask themselves ‘oh hey I read about this character but I would like to know how this works exactly’ - and THATS when indepth lore comes. The person will read that because they are curious and thats what you want.

Break the character down and try to ‘sell it’ the best way you can. Put yourself on a viewer’s shoes and think how you would react if you were the one reading.

And of course, if you can afford it, some pictures to make it pretty but honest, just have a good grasp of what you want and you’ll do fine bud :)

canon facts #14: Just how many little girls can there be in Red’s life?
  • Bubble girl, blonde wavy haired. in the Takoma Park house.  He also has home movie in which he was splicing something out.  Only the legs of a woman are shown. year unknown.
  • Ballerina girl, a blonde girl, of which a program reading Elise LeBlanc School of ballet, March 22, 1987 is shown. Red is precise about the date for his performance: must be March 22.
  • a blonde Swing girl. in the cabin where he takes Carla he has a picture of a older blonde child in a swing. The picture Carla is looking at when he arrives.
  • a small blonde child, too blurry to notice anythings else about her or him.
  • Liz AKA Masha Rostova.

I dismiss what Red says to Zoe about having one daughter and it being complicated. I think Red tends to tell the truth whenever possible, but this could very well be a lie, a partial truth, or the truth. It could be that he has one biological daughter and a step daughter. Or a secret daughter and an openly acknowledge daughter, or a lie.

I also dismiss the bloody Christmas house story to Madeline Pratt, not because I do not think there are some true elements there, but because he uses it to accomplish something.  So even if some elements of it are truth, for example about running out of gas, and walking in the snow, others, such as blood everywhere are the words used by Liz to describe Zamani’s attack, then the rest  is a simple memory of his family. This could be a real event for any time, it could be a compilation of moments made to look like a horror story, without actually lying about anything, it could be a combination of truth and lies.  

I propose that the blonde girls are just one girl: Jennifer. She is shown as a baby in the fuzzy picture, as bubble girl, as ballerina girl and as swing girl.  She grew up in the place Red remembers her, the Takoma Park house and since she is alive in 2007/8 when she disappears, nothing horrendous happened in the house. So what he tries to forget is not a horrible murder, but something else.

Jennifer is the daughter on-record Red has.  

here speculation starts with only a probability of being right. A high one but not certain. Not a fact.

Maybe she is not his biological child, or maybe she is, but Red showed real emotion towards Carla, even if she exasperates him and he is not good reading her:

 Where’s Naomi Hyland?
You know, it’s hard to say. I’ve never been great at reading that woman’s emotions.

but there is raw emotion when Red gets her back, especially because she is blindfolded and Red allows himself more openness when she walks past him, lead by Dembe.  Then she punches him in the mouth when she sees him.  

 I accept That Red was actually married to her and that he shows paternal love for a girl that lived in his house, as his daughter, for over 5 years, possibly more.  It is who Red is.

And when Liz is in danger and he saves her, Red puts a song specifically for her, “You were born” and then goes home to watch home movie of bubble girl. One daughter bringing memories of another memory.  

Because Liz spent her first 4 years at Rostov it was imperative Red did not have any pictures of her.  All his pictures of her, with the exception of the swing pictures which Rostov also has, are from the time she is with Sam.

And how about the growth marks?  They stopped at 3. I think they were hidden because they were Liz’s and so they could not be exposed, as Liz was a secret child, like Wujing.  I suspect Jennifer’s were in a growth chart hanging outside. Jennifer was not a secret.

If I am correct, Jennifer is then 3-5 years older than Liz.  She is blondish or a light brunette, and she interrupted contact with the US Marshals in 2007/8

apostrophias replied to your post: it’s kind of gross how people have started…

Can you give an example? I have experienced derealization, depersonalization, and just not feeling a general disconnection to my body that I would categorize as disassociation. I have PTSD and my understanding is that it is an umbrella term for a number of more specific symptoms. I don’t know how rare it is, but you might want to consider that the OPs of those posts may actually experience dissociation and the context of their experience is being removed with reblogs.

I don’t experience disassociation anymore, but I did at one time when I was dealing with PTSD. 

I see a lot of memes with captions like “when you disassociate in the middle of a conversation and have to act like you know what people are talking about” and then the picture is kermit the frog or something. I feel like a lot of people are seeing those memes/posts and thinking, “Oh! disassociation! I totally get that!” when really that could be applied to more general stuff like spacing out.

Maybe the person who originally posted it experiences disassociation, but I doubt that everyone who reblogged/retweeted it does. 

I’ve seen all these lovely headcanons about the people who produce costumes for superheroes and supervillains, but I’m always thinking: what about minions?

I mean, most villains have a theme, and custom tailoring is well and good for the boss, but what about the flunkies? When Captain Killblood needs a dozen pirate outfits for her “crew” on short notice, it’s probably not in the budget for all of them to be bespoke - and since nobody’s catching supervillains by tracing their credit card receipts, clearly she’s not sourcing them via regular channels.

I can’t help but picture our hypothetical supervillain walking out of the magic tailor shop and promptly heading down the block to Uncle Zargon’s Costume Emporium - all sizes and major body plans in stock, discretion guaranteed.

Even never lied

“And when I tell you ‘I will save you’.. what you’re going to tell me? What? Well, guess what, you will say ‘I will save you back’”.

I think that’s when Even tries to subtly and desperately show his fear… and his biggest wish: to be saved.

And to be loved, without judgments.

And I love how Even always tries to speak through metaphors and movies and pictures and lyrics… because speaking the truth plainly and out loud is so painful. And yet he tries. HE REALLY TRIES. 

We just have to listen. And I hope that Isak hears him.

I hope that Isak will understand that Even never lied to him

Yes Even withheld the information that he is ill. But I think this is very understandable given the fact that Isak himself said he doesn’t live with his mom because he doesn’t want to live with mental illness people. I mean, imagine how hurt Even is by that unintentional comment.

So it’s very understandable that Even couldn’t say it plainly. But Even tries to give so much hints, and tries to explain everything without saying the label out loud. And he also tries to explain and confess his love to Isak the only way he knows how.

From the very beginning, on their first night together.. Even said, “I think life is just like a movie, and you can be the director of your own life”. And when I watched that at first I thought he was simply being melodramatic. But he’s not. He draws parallels between his life to Romeo & Juliet. The kiss in the water. The resignation that love ends in death and loneliness. When he talks that life is like a movie, he was convinced that his life would end in such state.

When talking about parallel universe… his first response is that it makes him feel lonely. Why? Because he is always alone. He even said “You can’t escape your thoughts. The only way is to die”. How painful is this. Before meeting Isak, he imagines that loneliness and death is the end. 

And yet.. in that hotel room… in his bout of entering a manic episode.. he reveals that he wants to be saved.

And Even’s speech in the kitchen makes so much more sense now. Oh god. Like how he desperately he tries to tell Isak that his feelings are TRUE and valid. He does admit that “everything Sonja said is true”. But sonja doesn’t understand, that his feelings are his. It’s never about the mania. It’s about real feelings, real love, which Isak sums up to: “Yeah, only you can feel what you feel”. And so while the kitchen is so cute and fluffy and all kinds of adorable… lets not forget the fact that’s the first time Even basically confesses his love for Isak.

Even never lied. He never pretended. He tries to explain it in his own way, in his own desperate way as he tries to make sense of everything. And when you take the time to stop and really listen.. it’s intense, vulnerable, and yet so, so beautiful.

6 Motivation Tips for College

As we all know (or have heard), college is a seriously hands-on-deck, time consuming experience, no matter what you study. That’s not to say that it’s all stress-inducing, all the time, but it requires a different kind of time management and focus than what you’re used to in high school. The difficulty of it all can sometimes be a little overwhelming/disheartening, which is why it is always important to find different ways to stay motivated and on-task. Here are some of the ways I keep myself going when I’m so close to quitting:

1. Picture the end-game: this is a classic. Whenever I’ve studied so much that I’m close to tears, I remember my goals. Short-term first, then long-term. I think, “Okay, no, you can’t give up because you told yourself at the beginning of this semester that you wanted all A’s. You have to keep going for those A’s.” and afterwards I follow it up with, “And why is it that you want those A’s? Because you want to get into a kickass med school!”

2. Think about others/build expectations: sometimes, just thinking about yourself isn’t enough. I have my slacker periods when I think “So what if I don’t do well in this test? I’ve done well enough in others”, or “I’ll do better in the next one”. I try to remember that I’m trying to build a relationship with the professor during this class; it gives me an extra ‘oomph’. I may exaggerate that relationship sometimes, but it helps to think that the professor is used to work of high caliber from you, and that he/she expects you to do well. This one works well for me because I don’t like disappointing people, and I take meeting expectations as a personal challenge.

3. Be competitivewith yourself: don’t, I repeat, don’t compare yourself to others. You get nothing out of it. If there’s something you learn from the studyblr community, it’s that everybody learns and executes in a different way. Personally I’ve found that competition in classrooms does not motivate me, because it’ll just end up making me feel bad whether I do better or worse than others. But competing against myself? Much better. I try to push myself to do a little better than I did last time, or start revising a little earlier for the next test. When I compare my new results with older ones, it’s a learning experience even if I don’t do better. It helps me understand myself and my needs a little more.

4. Take a break: when people tell you that you can’t stop or you won’t get everything done? THAT IS A LIE. A breather is necessary as heck!!! If you’re feeling overwhelmed or anxious, you won’t learn as well or be as productive than if you’re dedicated to your work. Sometimes I’m okay with just a few minutes of closing my eyes and listening to a favorite piece of music, other times I need something a little longer like a 20-minute episode of The Office. I try not to let it extend much more than that though, because from personal experience, the longer you put off starting up again, the harder it gets.

  • Pro tip: I’ve been talking to first year medical students recently to get advice for next August (for those of you who don’t know, I’ll be beginning my medical studies then), and one of them told me, “Listen. Everyone has their relaxation thing. I love hanging out and being with people, and sometimes I’m so fixated on the fact that I can’t go out and have fun with my friends because I’m stuck studying that I throw 3 hours away just staring at my book. I’ve learned that it’s better to just get that thing you want to do out of the way, and then go back and study. You’ll be happier and feel a lot better than you did before.” (WITH DISCRETION, OBVIOUSLY)

5. Stationery: ah, yes, like most of you, I am obsessed. Sometimes all it takes is just finding the perfect pen and paper for what I have in mind to keep myself going.

6. Get involved in the studyblr community: at first, just observing to get ideas about things you want to try is enough to give you an extra boost of motivation, but when you feel like you’re starting to slack off again, try getting involved. Try posting some of your own revision notes or stationery pics! Honestly this community is one of the most warm and welcoming ones out there, and it is super inspiring to get notes and messages from people all over the world who encourage you to run that extra mile, do that extra work to reach your goals.

I hope this serves as useful, and good luck studying to each and everyone of you. Aim high and keep going!

but it got under my skin. that’s the thing. no matter how many compliments i walked on there was always a shard of glass that found its way in. and i know it’s my fault; i know to grow thick and shake it off or learn to turn to the sun. but yesterday i remembered what it sounded like when she said “everyone really just hates you, you know that, right?” and i couldn’t stop shaking. it’s been years since then and i’m still not good at making close friends. i don’t even think she knows who i am anymore. we’re friends on facebook still, i watch her laugh in the types of pictures i’m too nervous to take. i watch the girls on tv with their pink bedrooms and boyfriends they love effortlessly. that was never me. i wish i was made of diamonds. i wish nothing could get through me.

It’s been 3 long years on my fitness journey. This journey has many different stages physically and mentally, but one things for sure you’ll look back at your before picture, and tell your body “I love you and thanks for coming this long way.” It’s not easy, but by sharing this I hope to inspire someone to not give up. My mother hates when I use this photo for comparison because she knows how criticizing people can be but leave that for the girl in 2013 to care what people thought/think. I’ve worked hard to become the person I am now, and I share this to inspire/motivate others that it is possible and the body is fascinating with what it can transform to. I’ve still got some work to do but for now happy #transformationtuesday ! God bless, rooting for ya! & a thanks to those who shared their journey and lit a flame for inspiration in others and I ❤

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So I was inspired by this post about things that Sidney Crosby has reportedly done, and I couldn’t help thinking about what Kent Parson’s would look like:

  • Unconfirmed rumours of cat thefts
  • Once drank cocoa pops out of a yard glass, threw up
  • The Roller Derby Incident
  • Missed a week of hockey after breaking the table he was dancing on
  • Crashed a Samwell frat party, challenged everyone to beer pong
  • Got caught drinking gin out of a water bottle. When asked why he wasn’t using his (unsubtle) hip flask, explained that that was for straight espresso
  • Keeps tweeting #same with pictures of rainbows
  • Broke into Patrick Kane’s car and stole his parking slip. Kane got a ticket
  • Stole the ticket Patrick Kane got. Kane was given another ticket. Parson then put the first ticket back
  • Played air hockey with a hockey stick
  • Bought ten bottles of orange juice “because they’re on sale”
  • Got his jersey torn up by his (then) kitten. Covered it up by buying a Parson jersey from the Aces shop and wearing that on the ice
  • Trained his cat to play fetch
  • Successfully evaded press by wearing a fake mustache and glasses
  • Got a summer job at a supermarket, even though the managers had no idea who he was. This was almost certainly because he lost a bet
  • Can run in stiletto heels

I will not only unfollow anyone that talks in praise of Castro but I will also find U and beat your stupid ass.

If u think he did anything good you don’t know what when on during his time and what is still currently going on. If your image of Cuba is just classic cars and palm trees fuck off. I don’t care who he took pictures with don’t give a fuck what he wanted to do at the end of the day he ruined the lives of so many.

Talk to me when your family leaves everything behind and comes to a new a country without shit in their hands. Until then fuck your rip.

Scorpius knows exactly who Albus is when they meet in the train carriage. He’s known for years that Harry Potter had a son his age who would probably be in his class at school. He knows that that kid is called Al. He’s seen pictures of him in the paper, of course he has.

Scorpius doesn’t even dare to dream of becoming friends with Harry Potter’s son. He imagines going to Hogwarts and having friends like Harry did, but he doesn’t think for a second that Al would give him any attention. Al is a Potter, and Scorpius is a Malfoy. Gryffindor and Slytherin, most likely, they’ll never even interact.

And then Scorpius is on the Hogwarts express and he hears the carriage door open, and he sees that stunningly familiar Potter face. The green eyes and messy black hair, and his heart stops for a second and he doesn’t know what to do. And Al has no idea who he is, clearly, because he asks to come in. So Scorpius goes out of his way to give Al every opportunity to leave, but he doesn’t. He stays. And he stays. And he stays.

And Scorpius pretends he’s just any other person. Asks what he wants to be called (Albus), offers him sweets, talks to him about Rose. Albus says he’s staying for Scorpius’s sweets, not for him, but still Scorpius has never been happier, and then Albus laughs at the steam coming from his ears as he eats Pepper Imps, and by the end of the train ride they’ve become friends.

That night when they’re lying in beds next to each other in the Slytherin dorm Scorpius can still hardly comprehend it. He’s living in a dream. Not even a dream, because he didn’t dare dream this. This is pure and utter fantasy, the wildest possible reality, and it’s his reality.

Albus Severus Potter is his friend.