this is what i picture when i think of it

So like every other piece of Voltron trash I am hyped for season 3.  Mainly because my favorite character, Lance, is going to get screen time.  I’m so excited because Lance has been my favorite character since season one.

Also seven episodes (well that’s short =_=) and it’s going to be darker.

So this post I wanted to talk about some of the pictures I’ve seen and how I feel about it, and what season 3 might have.  Now I could be wrong on some of these but it’s just fan speculation.

So first this:

Can I just say these two look so fucking beautiful in these pics?  I mean you can see the blue in Lance’s eyes, I love it when you see it cause Lance has got some pretty eyes man!

But this is showing that Lance is the first one to comfort Keith about loosing Shiro, I think that’s sweet. (I found other pics that showed everybody looking at the person next to them to see who’d talk to him and it landed on Lance)  Their relationship has come so far for only three seasons.  Then the others try to help and comfort him, and I freaking love it.

But I can’t get over how pretty those two look!  

Then I found this:

I don’t know what it’s about but Keith seems pissed off about something.  I don’t know what it is but these pics alone has got me wanting more.  Why he so mad?  What wrong smol one?  All joking aside this pic not only excites me it scares me, like he seems so upset.  When I look at this face I get a sense of angry, but scared.  Like a sad kind of scared, worried is the word I’m looking for.

I can’t really say for sure what this is but seeing how it jumps from one expression to the next means something tragic has happened or something is about to go down.

Now:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!  IS LANCE IN THERE?!  IS HE REALLY GOING TO DIE?!  I’LL FUCKING CRY IF HE DOES!

Please tell me this doesn’t relate to the pics of Keith above.  I’d rather have a fight about to start than this ^  I love this boy and he’d better not die… please don’t be so dark that you’re going to kill the fluffy baby!  PLEASE DON’T KILL MY FLUFFY BABY!

Now that I’m done screaming about that… I saw a pic earlier that showed Coran looking at a black hole (or something) and someone said it tied into this, not sure if that’s true but that would explain why Blue is kind of just…floating around aimlessly, wherever she is…  I don’t think they’d kill of Lance, I mean this is HIS season, why kill off Lance if this season we see him grow as a character?  It would make no sense.


Okay I am done.  I cannot wait for August now.  I want to see what kind of shit they’re going to do with this season.  This fan speculation is over.  :3

Ok Theory

So I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures about lance and the black lion and him being Black Paladin. And I was thinking about how not possible it seemed, and then going “oh wait”

Basically, what I’m assuming is that Allura tries to be the Black Paladin, which leads to her upset face in the trailer. So Black must’ve rejected her

I am also 100% sure that Keith does pilot Black at some point. Keith talks about being leader and there are a lot of pics of him in Black, so Keith does pilot Black.

But since when do the Voltron creators make it that simple??? I’m guessing that Keith and Black just don’t work out. Or at least Keith and leadership. We see Keith being reckless, and if we assume he’s the one piloting Black when he’s chasing that Galra ship, then he’s probably not used to it and dislikes the lack of speed.

And that’s where Lance comes in. Lance probably ends up the next choice as Black Paladin. And he probably ends up succeeding! So who knows, maybe he does end up being Black Paladin

In short, Allura ❌ Keith ⭕️❌ Lance ⭕️

Mama Agreste=Peacock Miraculous (longshot) Theory

Now, I know that we all know so little about Mama Agreste in the 1st season of Miraculous Ladybug through pictures in some episodes. We know that she’s gone (we don’t know exactly WHEN or HOW or WHY or IN WHAT WAY– so to speak of if she’s missing, taken or simply disappeared– but close enough to know that it was during Adrian’s preteen years) and that it’s somehow connected to Tibet. 

I know I’m doing a lot of guessing here and I know I’m probably reading into this too much but I hope you’ll stay with me till the end of this long post to think that this is a possible maybe or more than a maybe.

I’ve been looking into theories about her being the owner of the peacock miraculous so I got into thinking and decided to re-watch the Volpina episode again. 

So here is a picture which I think pretty much proves that she is the owner of the peacock miraculous:(it’s because she had it or else what would it be doing there)

What definitely caught my eye was her portrait. So I compared it to peacock feathers and look at what I noticed:(I took the picture from a scene in Simonsayz/Jackadie episode because it looked more clear)

Eye paintings on her dress similar to “eye” like features of peacock feathers. The train of her dress extends down in a pattern like the tail/train of a peacock. The colors blue, green, red and gold are all colors particular to peacocks and are all seen on her portrait. *Even her hand is positioned like a bird’s head/ peacock’s head.(*refer to the clearer picture below)

Not satisfied? Well, I’m not done yet.

So Tibet keeps popping up in Plagg’s sentences as he rummages through Papa Agreste’s safe, right? I decided to deepen my search and looked for the connection of Peacocks and Tibet on Google and found out that the Peacock is symbolic in Tibetan Buddhism, which is a major religion in Tibet. Here are some of my findings in SUMMARY:

Basically, the Peacocks are beautiful birds that are associated with openness, love, vitality and beauty. They are protective of their young and can devour poison without dying or getting sick from it. It’s said in a Buddhist story that it actually delights in taking poison(from plants or animals such as snakes) and turns it into a beauty, saving people. This is why it symbolizes immortality, that they thrive in the face of suffering, and that they also symbolize purity. They take on danger and harm themselves in order to protect others so that they may live in safety, peace and happiness.

I know by now you’re all probably like this:

BUT THAT IS NOT ALL

Now, take a CLOSER look at this painting/portrait of Mama Agreste: 

You may think that those spirals I encircled in red are insignificant because its just part of the art but I beg to differ. 

SPIRALS , specifically Triple spirals/ triskele, in Celtic Christianity, are symbols associated with feminism, fertility and rebirth. They are symbols of Quintessence or the fifth element which is “spirit”. It also symbolizes infinity/eternity and change.

SO HERE ARE MY WHAT IFs:

What if Mama Agreste disappeared with a purpose and she just didn’t tell Adrien or Papa Agreste(aka Hawkmoth? We all believe in that, am I right? I mean, Come on!)? What if she did it out of the sense of duty? What if in order to do that she had to change? What if she had to give up her miraculous that’s why it was lost? And she had to in a sense vanish but she’s still alive and her spirit is trapped somewhere in Tibet from poison or magic of some kind? What if she did it for ADRIEN’S safety? What if she did it not only to protect the ones she loved but because she needed to do it for the safety of humanity? We don’t know it yet BUT it is possible. IF she was the Peacock miraculous holder then she would likely run fearlessly through danger just to keep others safe because she is a hero.

I know by now you’re all like this:

or this:

and I’m probably like this:

and Hawkdaddy/Thomas Astruc is probably keeping his lips sealed and keeping us on our toes like this:

Oh well, I tried. I hope I was close though. What do you think Hawkdaddy? I am open to all your thoughts about this too! Please feel free to comment about what you think about these Theory ideas of mine.

I guess we’ll just have to wait for Seasons 2 and 3 for the great unfolding of Mama Agreste=Peacock miraculous mystery. Season 2 is still months away like in September so WE SHALL WAIT! I just hope that if Mama Agreste is the owner of the Peacock miraculous, Adrien is not allergic to her because if we recall:

I mean THAT would be hilarious! hahaha! xD

Voltron season 3 trailer

I haven’t really seen anyone mention this yet but (I’m on mobile so I can’t add pictures) when Lance looks worried while looking at the black lion Pidge and Hunk seem happy- Pidge is even smiling.

So I had a small theory.

Lance isn’t in the shot beside the black lion when everyone else is so I was thinking maybe Lance (interpret it however you want) thought he should pilot Black instead and tried to connect but it didn’t work out. Maybe that’s why he looks so sad when Black activates with Keith.

I’m not sure what is going on I just thought this could be a possibility

EDIT: I just saw a post saying the same thing lol so I guess other people noticed too. I’m glad I’m not alone

A Challenge in Three

Picture of Me

This is one of the first pictures I took out on the porch of the Germaine House when Iann was just getting started on the renovations. He was at the back of the house working on something and I had showed up and announced myself by sending this picture. Also I think it’s just a nice snapshot to remember that we took the time to bring the house back to ‘life’ after so long.

Picture of Best Friend

Iann being a smart ass in all his glory. This is what happens when you go out to lunch together and he gets a salad. I’m pretty certain he did this mostly to embarrass me. that or he doesn’t know how to eat salad properly. He’s still my best friend regardless.

Picture of Significant People

It’s hard to imagine my life now without these next two people. They are my family after all. The first one is Lilo when those rune eggs we found in the house bombarded the nursery with more baby clothes and toys than we could ever possibly need. It took a while to get them all moved out and down to the local donation shop, and when we were taking a break Lilo decided to have some fun with it. I snapped the picture because it was too perfect to miss.

The next picture is one of the first times I brought Addie out to The Grove and the Germaine House. She seems really, really happy and comfortable out there. Much wasn’t going on that day, I had just come out for some fresh air and to keep Rags company. He was really excited to see the baby and brought over some flowers that had grown behind the house. I was showing one of them to Addie and she reached up and took it. I know it looks like she’s sniffing the flower, but she tried to put it in her mouth like five seconds later.

@ianncardero @lilo-el-lobo

I know it is almost 40 years too late for this but,  I think the way that the Duchess wore her hair on her wedding day spoiled the look of the Bagration Tiara.  That heavy fringe and feathered style could have been swept back. I think the Bagration Tiara would have looked better on a hairstyle similar to the how she wore it in the picture below when she wore the Rosebery Pearl and Diamond Tiara. 

I know it sounds like I’m bitching, I am not really.  It is just a mere observation. But then the 1970′s (and the 1980′s) were not decades that were the greatest for fashion and great hairdo’s

Okay so let me talk about this picture here 

do you remember it? (lol course you do)

back in season 3 Eskild sent this photo to the kollektivet group chat and what did Isak say “Don’t post it anywhere we’re not official or anything” 

and as a live watcher i remember thinking “THEN WHEN ARE YOU OFFICIAL?” and ever since that chat and this photo I had been thinking…when is he going to post it. When is he going to become ‘official’ 

I half expected him to post it right before his season ended, almost as a “here i am and i am proud” photo but it didn’t happen. 

of course we still got a boyfriend selfie, but it didn’t hold the kind of significance this one does. 

This one was taken when Isak was still not ready to be himself yet

this photo represents him telling eskild to still hide it. It represents Isak hiding and not being proud. 

the moment he shares it with the world is the moment he accepts himself and finally is P R O U D of who he is and who he loves 

so now finally here we are. Isak has posted one of the photos taken along with the one above. People are asking “why an old photo? why not one of the many new ones i’m sure they have?….why not just take a new one?” 

Because 

he is finally proud of who he is and it is official. 

Eskild you can post it now because it is real. 

I am real

and I am proud

Homestuck Beach Headcanons

John: hot sand hot sand hot sand *makes it to the water* cold water cold water cold water (this goes on for like an hour before he settles finally). Brought one of those fake shark fins and straps it to the top of his head. He fools no one. Brought approximately 53 kites and loses All of them because Dave said “hey I bet your kites can’t hold up against your windy thing”. He was right. Tells Karkat that the ocean speaks to ppl through conch shells, he holds one up to his ear, nods, “sorry Karkat, the ocean says you’re an idiot”. Karkat is horrified and John is dying trying to keep a straight face.

Dave: has a SBAHJ swimsuit and a SBAHJ surfboard. Challenges Jade to a surf-off. “Are you sure, Dave? I’ve had a lot of practice and it’s not as easy as it looks! I’ve got it, Dave reassures her. How difficult can it be. She warned u, bro. She warned u about the surf. He does not get back in the water. Fills a bucket with crabs of various shapes and sizes throughout the day, at the end he calls Karkat over to where he’s standing by the waters edge. Hey. Hey Karkat. Look what I found. He pours the crabs out at Karkat’s feet. Karkat looks unsettled. Dave. Where did you even find all these crabs Dave. They’re your children Karkat. I did this for you.

Jade: spends the whole day in the water and also she is a surf goddess did I mention that? Doesn’t put any sunscreen in and everyone is concerned but she barely even tans. After getting out of the water she does the Wet Doggo Shake™ Jade can u pls just warn us before u do that pls you’re getting us all soaking wet. Smells suspiciously like wet dog but everyone is too polite to point it out. Helps Dave collect his crabs bc she has an uncanny knack for finding them (she’s sniffing them out with her doggy nose but doesn’t tell Dave bc she wants to show off).

Rose: builds sand castles with Kanaya bc Kanaya is deadass terrified of the ocean. They surpass sandcastle tbh it’s more like a sand palace. Rose found a bunch of nice purpley shells to decorate with and also some rocks that look suspiciously arcane and vaguely powerful. High tide somehow wipes out the group’s chairs but doesn’t touch the sandcastle. Hm. Chastises Dave for building dicks out of the sand. Is there something you’d like to tell us, Dave? *Dave sweating* what’s a penis I don’t even know anyone named Karkat. Rose smiles innocently. Of course not. Throughout the day, Rose brings water for Kanaya to drink and also to dump on her so she can regulate her body temperature. Since she’s a cold-blood her body temp is lower so she overheats v easily.

Kanaya: is deadass terrified of the ocean. Does the detail work on the castle she and Rose are making, carves out little stairs and turrets and makes flags out of spare ribbon she keeps in her bag. It’s beautiful. She cries at the end of the day when they have to leave it even though they’ve taken lots of pictures. . Karkat comes up to her with a conch shell and holds it out to Kanaya, “john told me the ocean said I was an idiot Kanaya what is it saying I can’t hear anything” She takes the conch shell and listens. Mmhm. Yes. Oh My. “What did it say???” It Was Really Quite Rude, I Shouldn’t Repeat It. Karkat is about to cry. Kanaya and Rose secretly fist bump.

Karkat: oh boy this has really been A Day for him. He’s nervous around the ocean already but apparently it thinks he’s an idiot??? He loves the crabs they remind him of his lusus, it was slightly horrifying that Dave put a bunch of them in a bucket for obvious reasons. Wants to be buried in the sand, Jake helps him dig a big hole and he and Dave and Dirk all work together to make it big enough and fill it in afterwards. Dave writes “im gay” underneath Karkat’s head poking out and Karkat yells at him for taking pictures. Sollux falls asleep on his towel and Karkat writes “beefucker” on his forehead.

Terezi: before they got there everyone told Terezi not to lick the sand. Guess what she did. Also, accidentally popped the beach ball with her teeth because she was licking it. There’s a theme here can u find it. Is in the water a lot because Vriska is desperately trying to regulate her body temperature and has v little energy to say mean things which everyone is grateful for. To make her feel better, Terezi engages in wildly uncreative insults that Vriska can easily latch onto without having to put much energy in. “Hey Terezi is the water cold?” I don’t know john, is your FACE cold? “Terezi that doesn’t even make any sense”, your face doesn’t make any sense! She cackles as if this is some High Brow Humor every single time.

Jake: has an irrational fear of seagulls, they keep coming for his food and that makes him nervous because the monsters on his island were one thing but this? This sly and wily creature? Dirk is like,,,buddy,,,it’s just a seagull? It’s just a bird? “They’re eating my fries, Dirk, I won’t stand for it!” Jake has a little ukulele that he knows like five songs on, he sits outside by the boardwalk and just strums it sometimes after dark. One night, two little kids come by and give him 6 dollars in crumpled singles for his playing and he started crying he was so touched.

Jane: is having the TIME of her life, and is also the Mom friend. She’s simultaneously kicking ass at beach volleyball and reminding everyone to put on their sunscreen and reapply every two hours please! She’s also having a good time experimenting with cooking seafood some nights, though once she made the mistake of bringing in crab and Karkat did Not take it well. It took an hour to calm him down. Jane felt awful and made it up to him by buying him a nice hoodie w a happy crab on it. Bought a cute little blue boogie board and hangs out with Jade and Roxy in the water, she’s not very good at it but she likes swimming around a little.

Dirk: he’s that one friend that goes way too hard in casual games tbh. Like, they’re just playing a friendly game of volleyball Dirk can you please stop spiking it every five seconds. The grind never stops, Roxy, don’t hate the player hate the grind. Jane looked at him w so much disappointment in her eyes after he said it that he felt the force of her stare physically and had to take a step back. Tries to show Jake that seagulls aren’t scary by feeding them, but they start attacking him for his fries which does not help prove his point at all.

Roxy: “the babe” Lalonde has been ready for a beach trip her entire life. She is checking out the lifeguards, she’s checking out the other gals and dudes strolling about the beach, she’s got her best friends with her, what more could she want??? She buys a cutesy pink surfboard and Dave makes fun of her for it and she smiles sweetly. Oh sorry Dave? I forgot you were so good at surfing?? No one knows how or when Roxy learned to hang ten but THERE SHE GOES. She finds a lot of pretty shells and rocks and sand dollars and is just enthusiastic about everything tbh. She brightens everyone’s mood always.

Calliope: cherubs can’t float so Roxy’s overprotective ass won’t let her near the water unless someone is with her and making sure she’s safe. This is Fine with calliope bc that means that she’s never alone and therefore she’s never lonely and really that’s all she’s ever wanted so!! She’s v content to watch Jade and Roxy surf, she will sit w Jane sometimes when she isn’t in the water. She also likes digging for sand crabs with Karkat bc she likes their little legs. She wants to dig deep enough to find a lobster and no one has the heart to tell her that’s not how it works.

Sollux: this idiot. This boy. My sweet sweet son. Makes the horrible mistake of falling asleep on his towel. He was underneath the big umbrella when he started, but as the sun moves and he’s not putting on more sunscreen?? John, Dave, and Karkat take it upon themselves to not only write “beefucker” on his forehead, but also draw dicks on his whole body in sunscreen so he burns (trolls turn a darker shade of their blood color) and ends up with these pale gray dicks surrounded by a horrible dark, mustardy burn.

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Waffles here. Every couple of months someone comes across a post of us and accuses mom of mistreating us because of Mango’s shell. They don’t bother to message mom personally to ask what her story is but instead reblog our picture with accusations and sometimes mean comments that get shared out of our control. This very much hurts us.

Mango came to live with us when she was two years old. She spent those two years with no water dish, no uv, cold temperatures and a diet of head lettuce and strawberries. Her shell looked like a cubed mango (how she got her name) and it was able to be squeezed like a tennis ball. Within a few months of living with mom, Mango had a hard shell, her new growth was coming in proper and she was healthy. She will always have her bumps and because of the previous deformities, some of that growth will never be proper because of creases and angles that can’t be fixed. Mango has a wonderful life with all the proper food, nutrients, and she is definitely a sun worshipper.

As for those who accuse me of having a bad shell because they don’t understand that poor lighting or shadows can distort things, I invite you to look at my picture above in proper lighting. Do I look pyramided? I didn’t think so.

So the next time you see a picture of us or any other reptile and you think we don’t look ideal, stop and message the owner. Ask what the animal’s story is or offer constructive suggestions. Don’t just reblog with cruel and uninformed comments. So many of our reptile friends are rescues and I think it’s unfair to my mom and other humoms (and dads) that they get accused of abuse when they actually saved that reptile’s life.

No go ahead and reblog the crap out of this so we can stop this nonsense.

the story of the underwear cockles op

y’all wanna hear the story of how @amazinmango and i got this photo op at phxcon this weekend?

PART ONE: BEFORE THE OP

so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet. 

mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go. 

so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op. 

i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us. 

we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this. 

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 4 - Your Faith Is Strong

SANA: This is me and Noora at a café.

MOM: Red lipstick?

SANA: She’s always wearing red lipstick.

MOM: Yeah? It suits her.

SANA: Yes, it suits her very well. And there she’s also wearing red lipstick.. This is at school..

MOM: She’s a very pretty girl.

SANA: She’s very pretty.

MOM: Yes.

SANA: And this is Chris!

MOM: She looks like lots of fun.

SANA: Yes, she’s very cool.

MOM: Why don’t you invite them here? Wow!

SANA: That’s a picture of Vilde and Eva.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[Yousef Acar accepted your friend request]

SANA: Aaaand… This is a picture of Noora.

MOM: What are those sunglasses?

SANA: It’s just this halloween party. Because we were.. We had dressed up and stuff.

MOM: Nice pictures!

SANA: I like Yousef. And.. He’s not a Muslim.

MOM: And now you’re going to hang out?

SANA: I know.. I know that Islam says I can’t marry him, but I just.. I don’t understand that because Yousef is a very good person.

MOM: You’re just seventeen years old. You’re not getting married yet.

SANA: No, but what about three years from now? If I still like Yousef - why can’t I marry him?

MOM: When you’re that young, you think crushes and love are the same thing. Crushes pass, but love and a marriage last for your whole life. It’s almost like a cooperation, where you give all the love inside of you to that cooperation. It’s also about having someone by your side your whole life, no matter what happens. And I think you’ll get a bit lonely in that relationship if you’re the only one who believes, because your faith is so strong. Because there are always times in your life where you doubt everything, even Allah and then.. I think it’s important that you have someone by your side who reminds you why you’re a Muslim and who understand what you believe in. Do you understand? It’ll be fine.

MOM [ON THE PHONE]: Hello.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[SANA: Oh are you leaving this Saturday? I can’t this week.

SANA: I hope you have the world’s best summer]

[CHRIS: Yo girls. What about test driving the van this Friday? I know it’s not Russ Time 2018 yet, but a little trip has to be fine?

VILDE: YEEEES!!!]

check please characters as brooklyn nine nine quotes
  • bitty: my moomaw always said, "bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." fun fact: she made me cry a lot
  • jack: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMERS MARKET
  • lardo: i was thinking about how i'd make the perfect american president. based on my skill-set, artistic ability, and bloodlust
  • shitty: fine, i accept my fate. just take a picture of my penis first, for posterity, then do what you must
  • ransom: what's going on? is this a dream? no, i'm not holding a label maker
  • holster: okay, this is everyone i could think of who'd want to mess with my life. the lax bros, teams we've beaten, the guy who lived underneath me in dorms when i was learning the gangnam style dance
  • chowder: so what is this? casual? serious? i need to know how to make fun of you
  • nursey: sexy train is leaving the station. check out this caboose! later sluts
  • dex: nursey, is everything okay? you never text me. look, the last message i got from you was august 3rd, 2015. you wrote, "sup, chowder?" followed by "never mind"
The Foxes and College Yearbook Quotes:
  • Andrew Minyard: “Fuck Stickball and fuck Josten”
    • Just to piss Kevin off. Poor Day’s brain fried for a second and he went “Wait, are you changing sport?! What the fuck, Andrew! What is this stickball?! What did they promise you?!” Wymack had to be the one to tell him. 
    • Neil smiled at the quote as if he was looking at a little fluffy kitten; he got his percentage raised for that.
  • Kevin Day: “Be the Queen on your chessboard. Kings never get too far.”
    • The poor kid spent weeks polishing his quote and now Foxes spend most of their times after reading it fake-bowing in front of him.
    • Jean sends him a picture when Renee shows it to him; it’s just his own face with an arched eyebrow. Kevin answers “Fuck you”, but he smiles seeing Jeremy making faces in the background.
  • Neil Josten: “Ohana means family, and family means no one gets abandoned or forgotten - Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” 
    • The upperclassmen cried.
    • It took them a week to realize Neil honestly thought the name of the movie was “Lilo and Her Weird Alien Dog” because that’s what Andrew told him.
  • Aaron Minyard: “Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says -I think I’ll have an H2O.- The second one says -I think I’ll have an H2O too- and he died.”
    • he actually wanted to write “Fuck you, Andrew” but Katelyn glared at him until he changed it. 
    • Andrew gets it, but refuses to laugh on principle.
  • Nicky Hemmick: “I’m GGG: Getting Gayer and German”.
    • He employed Erik’s help, but the man is a sap and only offered romantic/sentimental quotes, so he had to find something on his own. 
    • He fought the whole editorial department to have his quote in rainbow colors and he won.
  • Danielle Wilds: “I wear steel-ettos to better kick you in the balls.”
    • It may or may not be a reference to a certain Raven and a certain banquets and she may or may not take a picture of the quote “@” him on twitter.
    • Allison, Matt and Nicky all high five her when they read it.
  • Allison Reynolds: “Pretty hurts, steals your money and burns your house.”
    • She fucking loves the Wonder Woman movie, so her other option was “Men are unnecessary for pleasure.
    • But after Raven fans trashed her cars she wanted to make a statement, that she could hit back thrice as hard. 
  • Matt Boyd: “Danielle Wilds, would you make me the honor of taking me as your Proud Trophy Husband?”
    • Yup. He honest to God asked her like that. They had actually talked about it already, stuff like “What if I asked you to get married?”, “Now?!”, “No! More dramatically and stuff, but yeah… Would you say yes?”, “Make it more dramatic than Aaron and Katelyn and we have a deal.”
    • He brought Dan the yearbook and then knelt when she was distracted reading so when she lifted her eyes there he was, with a ring and blushing to the roots of his hair. Nicky filmed everything.
  • Renee Walker: “To be kind and to be helpless are two different matters.”
    • Nicky finds it adorable, while Neil and Andrew read it for the threat it is and their smiles are creepy and dark for a moment there. Allison looks proud.
    • Jean retweets the picture of the quote and adds “@Alvarez, this is why you don’t fight her”. It’s the first tweet ever in which he “@”s someone and the Trojans are so proud they collectively send Renee flowers.
A "Brief" Story about my time at Markiplier's You're Welcome Tour

To say that me and my family were excited would be an understatement. We were ecstatic. We live in Austin, Texas, and this morning we drove 4 hours, checked into a hotel and had VIP tickets.

My mom and I were a little nervous because my younger brother has trouble in crowded spaces and loud noises. He’s autistic.

All his life the only thing he’s really been passionate about is Video Games, or technology in general. He doesn’t talk to us much, or anyone really. In fact, he only really talks to me when it’s about Mark and youtube/games. But that changes tonight at your show.

I have never, EVER, seen my baby brother so happy. When we went to get our merch packs we freaked out over Kathryn and Amy being there. My brother, though high functioning on the spectrum, was being quite obvious that he was special needs. Which isn’t wrong at all, but can throw people off. And let me tel you a thing about Amy.

I didn’t think it was possible to love her more and then I saw how she was with my brother. Despite him acting what most would deem “weird” she didn’t even blink an eye, gave him a hug and took a picture. And that made his day.

And then this show. It was fantastic and energetic and so damn funny! I don’t wanna spoil anything about it for those who haven’t seen it.

But my brother. He screamed with the crowd, he talked proudly. He was enthusiastic and engaged and so passionate and happy. He was so happy. Though he didn’t get picked from the crowd, for once in his life, he was ready to stand in front of hundreds of people and talk. All because he was there with you guys.

I’ve always loved Mark, Bob, Wade, Tyler and Ethan. I always will. For my own personnel reasons. They inspired me to save myself in the darkest of times. They’ve made my life happier and better. But I didn’t realize it was possible
to love you more. Thank you. Thank you so so so much. For bringing such joy to all audiences.

You’re amazing. And we love you.

@markiplier @crankgameplays
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favorite celebrities | [ 6/10 ] Zendaya

Personally, I get excited when I can comment on another girl’s picture and be like, ‘Oh my god, you look amazing!’ Like, even if I don’t even know them or I have never met them before… . Sometimes, even when I’m outside! If I’m going around and going about my day. If I see someone, especially another woman, and I see that she has really beautiful hair or whatever, and I think that thought. Or I love her shoes. Or she smells really good. I’ll feel the need to actually, like, you know what? Let me actually tell her.

cheshire-kat25  asked:

So I've been thinking a lot recently about how Pidge has a laptop and it got me thinking of Lance going through his stuff and finding his phone and listening to voicemails from his family and starting to cry 'cause he hasn't heard their voices in so long and the team finds out and Pidge modifying his phone so he can call his family and idk I just want Lance to be happy and I want his family to know he's not dead ya know?

I am in love with this and the langst (sorry if it took a while!). I hope you like it!!
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The team always teased Lance for always having his phone on him. He always made sure it was fully charged, fully fictional, and in his pocket wherever he went. Pidge would pick on him and say, “You know it doesn’t even work here Lance. I don’t think there’s any signal in space. Looking at pictures of cute girl?” Lance would always brush it aside and just weakly chuckle. “Something like that Pidgeon.” What the team didn’t know was that Lance was able to look at all the pictures, all the texts, and more importantly, all the voice mails. His mama always preferred calling, only texting when she had to. This led to multiple voicemails on Lance phone. Lance would stay up at night, when the homesickness was just too much, and listen to the voicemails on repeat. “Hola, mijo! I know you’re probably in class right now, but-Teo! Let go of your sister’s hair!-anyways, I hope you having fun at the Garrison! Your making you mama and papa proud, Lance! Kids, come say goodbye to your hermano!!” Multiple little footsteps could be heard. “BYE LANCE!!” Click. Tears fell against the screen of the phone. Lance was too tired and hurt to try to stop them, letting his grief wash over him. Lance began crying harder, throat catching on his ragged breaths as he clutched the phone to his chest. Blood roared in Lance’s hear, so loud that he didn’t hear the knock on his door. “Hey, Lance. Shiro wanted me to-oh quiznak, Lance?!” Keith rushed forward, gently grabbing Lance’s face and lifting it towards him. “Lance, what’s wrong?! Are you okay?!” Lance shook his head, trying to pull away. Keith held him there. “Lance, just tell me what’s wrong!” Keith brushed away the heavy flow of tears with his thumbs. Lance weakly gestured to his phone. “You’re phone that’s what you’re-” Keith was cutoff as the voicemail played over again. Keith listened until it had ended. Keith looked up at Lance, who began to cry even harder, letting the sobs rock his entire body. “Oh Lance…” Keith pulled Lance into a hug, holding him tight. “You’ll get to see them again, I promise. Even if the last thing I do.” Lance just held on to him tighter, not trusting his voice to speak.
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Lance was in a panic. “Where is it, where IS IT!?!” Lance’s room was a mess, but it was nowhere to be found. He rushed out of room and ran to the dining room where all the other Paladins were. The team heard Lance come in and was about to greet him, but stop when they say his current state. His hair way disheveled, bags under his eyes, and he was still in his pajamas, which were heavily wrinkled. Shiro looked at him with concern. “Lance, are you alri-” “Where is it?!” Lance shouted, causing them to jump. “I can’t find it! It’s not anywhere in my room!!” Lance ran his fingers through his hair, making it more disheveled. “I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find my….phone.” Lance watched with wide eyes as Pidge pulled Lance’s phone out of her pocket. “Keith told me about your phone. I’ve made a few modifications, and with Hunk and Coran’s help, we’ve got it working. Although, you can only make a call that lasts about two minutes.” Lance turned his gaze to Keith, who was starting to blush. “Don’t say anything, Lance. You would’ve done the same if it were any us.” Lance smiled gently at him. He turned his gaze back to the phone, and slowly reached for it. With shaking fingers, he dialed a familiar number. He put the phone against his ear, hearing it ring four times. “Hola?” Tears sprung in his eyes and he let out a shaky breath. “Mama.”