this is what i do when im on break

anonymous asked:

I’m just curious if you have any advice... I’m very emotionally unstable at the moment and it seems when ever a topic or something reminds me about things I’m currently upset or angry about I just feel like I’m gonna have a panic attack or break down in tears but I don’t want to tell anyone because I feel like it’ll make them feel I’m trying to make them feel sorry for me I just don’t know what to do (sorry for this if it’s annoying I just want some advice and anytime I say it aloud I get upset)

Okay, look. Im not really the best at advices. But i know that bottling yourself up its not a good idea.

It doesn’t matter of you feel like youll make everyone feel sorry for you. If you need to vent, do it. If you need to cry, do it.

The others dont matter right now. You do.

Learn to take care of yourself. Sometimes we need to be a little selfish.

But things will never get better if you bottle everything up. I know that for a fact.

Sit down lads and listen to my tired fueled rant on why Steven Yeun is a pure man and loves Keith!

So, its been bugging me for a while (especially with the new season just being released) about the fact that almost all the voice actors promote the show and how much slack my boi Steven gets! We all know how much Jeremy Shada, Bex T-K, Josh Keaton, Hell, even AJ whos new to the team go full out and are full of thoughts and words to say about Voltron and their charterers, SO, I am here today, ignoring every piece of homework i have due four weeks ago to tell y’all why none of the slack he gets is deserved!

Way back when in may of this year, a local (ish) convention guested Steven Yeun as a guest, and even though I may be a Lance stan before a human being, I cried cuz I loved this boi since the walking dead. 

I had saved all my $$ just to get this boi’s autograph (on top of picking one up for my friends sister) and waited in his line for almost 2 hours just so i could be first.  And as I sat in line, i noticed that the growing amount of walking dead fans where starting to get extremely high (i don’t think a single person in that line even KNEW what Voltron even was!).

So, b/c i am smart and don’t want to make a rash choice, i sneak a pick at the photos he has lined up before hand to see if they had any rad Voltron for him to sign. and OF COURSE there is no Voltron or Keith anywhere on that table.  But Worry not fellow nerds!  I did the smart thing and printed off a picture of Keith at home!  But my printer is shitty and the quality wasn’t the best

So after almost two hours and him being 20 minutes late ( i could never hate, my boi was on his lunch break) the line starts movin.  So here i am, about to meet Steven FREAKING Yeun, dressed as Kim Possible (not relevant but anyways) and I have practiced over and over what im gonna say to this man.  

“Talk about the Walking Dead, you can do it, tell him you love the walking dead”

So i get up and pay for my autograph, and they let me have two photos and his manager, when he gets to me, tells him that he can only sign one.

NOw, before I got on, my boi looked tired.  Like HELLA TIRED.  idk what he be doing, but he was doing his best to fake a smile and get through another line.

And when i get up in front of him, I FROZE!  like, BItcH, What you DOIN?!?!?  anyways, i shake his hand and all i manage to say is 

“I loved you in Voltron!”

And the look on his face gave me ten years of my life back!  This boi (whose entire autograph photo selection is just walking dead and head shots) hears Voltron, and i saw a smile that was genuine rush over him.  And the MOMENT i notice this, I just go back to talking about Voltron with him

Anyways, he signs my friends photo (which was hella aesthetic) and he looks over at my two and i explain to him the deal 

“So, heres the thing: i only have enough money for one autograph and you are my favorite character in the walking dead (bitch was already dead at this point too) but I got really sad when there was no Keith photos. SO i printed this out at home and I want you to decide.”

he looks at the two photos and tells me

“heres what we’re gonna do.”

and he reaches for the Keith picture and he starts to sign it.  I’m already close to tears at this point, and he is just signing away.  And then he glances over at his manager and quickly signs the other one, pushing both towards me before she had time to react and pull the other one away.

ANd at this point i am IN TEARS.  Crying in the con, god bless this random lady who gave me a tissue or my makeup would have been a mess.  

My friend and I sit down and we look at the pictures and he FUCKING SIGNED THE KEITH PHOTO FROM KEITH!!!!  I might be a Lance stan, but jesus fuck do I love Steven Yeun and everything he is!!

And this boi loves Keith! all the stories I heard from others who met him said that when they mentioned Voltron he would become ten times more happy.  Steven is a gift and I want nothing but happiness for that man.

Oh, and also…

Stevn Yeun loves Keith, he cares for Voltron, and I will NOT tolerate hate towards him any longer!

I rest my case

how to stay productive

i rly srsly have a problem with this especially after school ))): like im always on tumblr or something so i never get anything done rip

so im gonna try to practice what i preach from now on!!! lets get into it!

preparing for productivity

  • when you get home from school or work, give yourself a 20-50 minute break. lets be honest we all have those days when we try to jump right into doing whatever the heck you need to do right when you get home but after like 20 minutes you’re distracted and a mess and not getting any work done. the easy way to prevent this is to give yourself time to do all of that before you start your work so you’re not distracted later (give urself an hour if its been an especially long day). eat a snack, wash ur face tbh, whip your hair, idk what you crazy kids do but do it. srsly. just get it out of the way.
  • get everything ya need in one place. this is kinda a no-brainer especially since it’s all over tumblr. but srsly why get up every 5 minutes to get a pencil or something? just have it all in the first place. ez.
  • turn off your phone or put it in airplane mode. personally i like to pretend like im so determined and focused but every time i see the little t at the top of my phone im just gone. don’t let it distract you. if you need the internet, use your laptop/computer for less distractions.
  • set the mood. idk what you do, whether thats playing the moana soundtrack hanging up fairy lights, putting on your diffuser or playing rap music; idk man! do it.

actually doing the thing

  • alright so now u got ur fairy lights, ur mildliners, ur face washed, and ur apple juice (??? apple juice is lit???). now throw yourself into it. literally just force yourself to do it. don’t know how??? welll!!! not sure how to help you! (no im kidding don’t leave yet pls)
  • use the touch it once rule. this is a favorite of the studyblr community. it means that everything on your to-do list, everything you know you need to accomplish– start it. just tell yourself “i’ll only do 3 math problems” or “i’ll only work on this resume for 5 minutes”. they say the hardest part is always starting. chances are, that unfinished worksheet is going to really bother you and you’ll end up finishing it. if not, then just come back to later and touch it again and again until you finish it. tedious, but it works.
  • use the “two minute rule”. i got this one from @emmastudies! this rule means that if anything on your list takes 2 minutes or less to do (checking your emails, checking your tumblr inbox or something), do it. just get it done.
  • keep it balanced. do like one easy task and then one hard task so you’re getting everything done but not overwhelming yourself either.
  • break down your tasks. don’t just look at a giant task like “write a 3-page paper”. break it down into smaller subtasks like “plan paper. draft paper. edit paper. type and print paper.” its much less scary to look at.
  • visualize procrastination as a monster. i do NOT take credit for this one; i saw it in a masterpost somewhere so this isnt mine!!! but basically i read that you should look at procrastination as a scary opponent ready to eat you alive (and honestly it is). tackle it. don’t let it attack. be so scared of it that you don’t let it get anywhere near you.
  • honestly just do it and keep at it. stop letting procrastination kick your ass so that you can be productive and stay productive. the work is it’s own reward (:

nico cant take a break

  • Baz: im a fucking vampire that can bite your neck and literally suck all of the blood out of your weak mortal body
  • Baz: im an edgelord like dont fucking touch me im so edged i would fucking cut you
  • Baz: the only thing darker than my hair is my fucking soul because its so dark and full of death
  • Baz: you cant break whats already broken because im dead
  • Baz: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY BITCHES
  • Baz: i feel noth-
  • Simon: *stuffs a little too much food in his mouth*
  • Baz: oh my god he's a baby squirrel that needs my love and affection . also i need to pet his fluffy hair because squirrel
I am going to break, some time soon, im not sure when but I do know that my mind is almost saturated in all the shit, when I do I really hope you realise what you have fucking done to me, I hope you finally realise that what you do has consequences
Newcomers Pt6

“EAT IT!!!”

“NO”

“I SAID EAT IT!”

“GET OFF ME WOMAN!!” Hesky shouts throwing Karen off him and running out the door.

“YOU WILL ACCEPT MY VALENTINE LOVE!!!” she shouts chasing after him holding her home made chocolates above her head.


The two Humans screaming and running past Dr Loop’s door was nothing out of the ordinary these days, he liked the Humans and found them fascinating and rather good company. That did not mean that he did not find them odd to the point of thinking they were all insane. Some were quiet and preferred to be alone and other were loud and found hurting themselves to be hilarious. Suddenly his door opened with another Human limping.

“What happened to you?” Dr Loop asks.

“Sergeant Stabby got me” he replies.

“Why do you keep it around and why the Admiral allows that thing to stay I’ll never know”

“Don’t talk ill of Sergeant Stabby, he is war hero you know”

“IT is a cleaning machine”

“Irrelevant he is a hero and deserves our respect”

“But-”

“SHHHHHH here he comes”

Sergeant Stabby made his way into the Dr’s office and bumped into a few wall and furniture all the while the Human stood up and saluted it until it left.

“Tell me something um…” Dr Loop said

“Cho”

“Cho, tell me something Cho is it the norm for you race to be so….nuts?”

Cho smiled “You’ve never been to Terra have you?”

“No”

“Shame, because if you think we are crazy you’d love to see us on our home world”

Dr Loop just scoffed and went to look at Cho’s foot. “The bleeding has already stopped”

“Well yeah he doesn’t stab us deeply”

“But still  for wound like this to stop bleeding so soon”

“Yeah it’s clotting? Wait…have you worked on Humans before”

“I have studied Human anatomy yes”

“But actually worked with one? In person before we got here?”

Dr Loop did not like his skills being questioned, his race the Seelom were a very proud race especially of their skills.

“It matters not, I know all the ins and outs of your kinds bodies, probably better than you and the rest of your backwards and primitive kind”

Cho raised an eyebrow “Give your arm for a sec” he asked.

“Why?”

“Just trust me”

Dr Loop gave him one of his right arms and Cho stuck out his tongue all the while looking at his face for a reaction but Dr Loop just looked confused and a little disgusted.

Cho licked his arm and a split second later Dr Loop was screaming as Cho’s saliva burned through his skin.

Dr Loop fell tot he floor cradling his arm and after a few more seconds the burning stopped and Cho was on his feet.

“Guess you forgot our saliva is like acid to your kind” he said and left without helping him up.



The Benemar Chief of Admiral Polts fleet was back on Bento Prime, he had already been disgraced for not seeking justice after one of his clan leaders was killed by a Human female. And to let the Humans gain all the glory for the liberation of Remer making their kind out to be a joke.

“Cheif Goolack of the Benemar step forward!” called one of the High Chieftains and he stpped forward.

“You are a coward and weak, you let the murder of your own kind go unanswered and these Humans push you around like your are their slave, what say you in your defence”

Chief Goolack stood up straight, the chains around his wrists were heavy and those around his legs were heavier, his pig-like nose snorted and his tusks had been cut to show his disgrace.

“I am a Benemar and I fought for our people and uphold my laws and our laws say that the STRONG!!! rule. Well the Humans have shown their strength and I saw their might in battle against a foe who outnumbered them many times over and they came away from that battle covered in the blood of their enemies. They are the only race who has ever besieged our world and you judge me as a coward for respecting strength?”

“They are the ENEMY!!! they burned our breeding pens and they must be wiped out. They are gaining too much power, power they are taking from us”

The court cheered and banged their weapons which were a combination of ancient war axes and rifles against their armour.

“Let this cry go out across to the star to all Benemar, the Alliance high command has given us the location oft heir breeding ground, we march…TO WAR!!!!”


The Benemar all over the Alliance suddenly began disappearing from Alliance ships, when asked why they were going back to their home world they simply replied “The High Chief has risen the banner”

Many thought this was the Benemar about to begin an independent push into Gal territory but they did not deny or confirm this and the army on Bento Prime continued to grow, the Humans though did not trust the Benemar and kept their eye on them.


Life in Admiral Polts fleet went on a s usual, or as usual it could be with the Humans around and with the Benemar now gone their was no hostility in the air. The Humans did their best to include the other races in their odd practices such as celebrating the anniversary of ones birth. They even as far to inquire to the other races celebrations and traditions and asked to take part which made the others rather flattered. They ranged from celebrating the unification of the Fookkarl under one banner which the Humans described as one large orgy as there was a lot of kissing but the Humans obliged.

The fun did not stop there.

Depit, an Elong like Admiral Polt was travelling in the ship main elevator to the observatory when it stopped to let a number of other crew off but only person got on. It was a Human, female by the looks of her but her stomach was huge, maybe she had just eaten he thought to himself. The elevator stopped a few more times and before long it was only him and this Human who from her tag her name was Sergeant Cathy. He started to sweat, he saw what was left of the body of the Benemar that she had attacked.

She smiled at him and gave a nervous smile back but nothing was said between them, until the elevator suddenly and harshly stopped.

“Ahhh!” Cathy screamed at the sudden change of momentum.

“Are you okay?” he asked and she nodded. “Must be a power outage” he tired raising maintenance but go response, there was no power to the that call button either. Suddenly Cathy was breathing fast and hard.

“Umm, are you sure you’re okay” he asked again but she shook her head and held her large stomach.

“The baby is coming” she panted.

“Baby? What baby?”

“I’m FUCKING PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE!!! she screamed and he jumped.

“Oh? OH?!!! CRAP!”

Cathy sat down as her water broke and leaned back.

“What do I do!! HELP!” he shouted into the call button in some hope that someone would hear.

“What…what is your name?” she asked.

“Depit”

“Depit, come here I need you to help me” she said holding out her hand and he slowly came and she grabbed it.

“I don’t know what to do” Depit said.

“Just hold my hand and squeeze when I squeeze!”

“What?”

“AHHHHHHH” Cathy screamed and squeezed Depits hand so hard she broke two of his fingers as he had tried to pull away when he heard the word squeeze.

“WHY YOU PULL AWAY!!!” she shouted at him.

“You’ll break my hand if you squeeze it”

It then dawn on her that Humans were far stronger than Elong, so she pulled off her trousers and tore off a piece so she could bite down on it and screamed again.

“Why are you screaming what’s happening I don’t how to help” Depit said panicking.

“IM HAVING CONTRACTIONS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!”

“WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!”

“MY BODY IS GETTING READY TO PUSH THE BABY OUT!”

“OF WHERE!!”

“WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!!!”

Another contraction came and she screamed so loud Depit had to cover his ears.

This went on for over and hour till finally Cathy stopped screaming as contractions suddenly stopped.

“Okay…okay” she said to herself with Depit fanning her with his wings.

“How long does this usually go on for?” he asked.

“My mother was in labour for 32 hours with me”

“32 HOURS!”

“Ah don’t shout, I’m lucky the contractions have stopped”

“What happens next?”

Cathy looked at him “Next comes the pushing”

“Elong births are lot…faster than this”

“You’re a bird race, you have it easy” she laughed. Then started panting. “Here it comes! Get between my legs!!”

Depit obeyed and cathy spread herself and Depit froze.

“What do I do?”

“Catch!”

“Catch?”

Cathy burst into laughter “I’m kidding, just guide it out”

Depit got ready and Cathy screamed again, this time louder and so much Depit thoughtt he walls were shaking.

“I can see the egg”

“IT’S NOT AN EGG IT’S A FUCKING HEAD!! WE DON’T LAY FUCKING EGGS!!!”

“WHAT!!! HOW THE…I’M SORRY…BY CREATION WHAT THE…..!” he screamed as the head appeared.

Cathy started breathing again and moved her hand to feel where the baby was “okay, one more” she positioned herself and Depit put his hands by the baby’s head and Cathy pushed with every ounce of her remaining strength and it fell into Depits arms.

After the baby began crying he handed it to Cathy who wrapped it up in her jacket and cradled it.

“It’s a boy” she said.

“No wonder your race is so tough, you endure coming into the world like that and are willingly go through it to bring one of your own into the world”

“And we do it over and over again, I’ll be doing at least two more times I think” she laughed “What did you say your name was again?”

“Depit, my name is Depit”

Cathy smiled and looked down at her son “Do you mind if I call my son Depit?”

Depit’s eyes nearly shot out of his head, for a child to bear ones name is a great honor among his people. “You would do me that honour?”

“Of course, you brought him into the world, well I did most of the work but still”

“Thankyou” he said smiling.

“Oh beware of the after birth”

“The what?” Depit said looking down just as it slumped down in front of him.


In the higher levels and completely unaware of the new addition to their family the Humans were having a friendly game of football with some of the Aliens when Captain Clerk called for a stop. Admiral Polt was with him and everyone could tell by their Captains face that something had happened.

“Men and woman of the 8th Human army” Clerk started “Approximately 16 hours ago the Benemar launched a full scale assault on Terra”

The air became heavy as if every Human and Alien had stopped breathing, no one spoke.

“The battle is still going on and all Human forces are being recalled to aid the defence force fighting there, our latest report says they have breached our outer defence net and are landing their troops. So get your stuff I want us ready to go yesterday!!”

The Humans didn’t say anything and as a single mind dropped what they were doing and ran to their quarters and collected all their belongings and things they brought with them. The cargo hold that they had made their own was dismantled within 10 minutes, every Human was found and accounted for including Cathy and her new son Depit. Hesky was thrilled to see his son but annoyed that she named him something that reminded him of cesspit.

Within 2 hours the Humans were all loaded onto their own ships, they said a quick farewell to their Alien friends and set off for Terra.

The Benemar continued their assault, unaware that word had gotten out about their attack on Terra, unaware of the armada coming for them.

the types as things they've all said to me

ENFJ: “yeah i’ve take the personality tests a few times and it can never type me, i always get like 50/50 on each of the things, so i’m really balanced; i’m EXXX” (bitch MORE than 2 of you have said this to me, you are all problematic and project those questions onto yourselves you fake ass hoes)
INFJ: “i should start a psychic business and pretend to take people’s fortunes because i’m so good at this.” (this was said after she guessed that her boyfriend would get a 96 on his philosophy exam after he had gotten a 97 on the last one, and was exactly correct. tl;dr every INFJ is a demon)
ESFJ: “i get to take care of you and treat you until you’re better!” said with real tears in his eyes after i had rolled my ankle and it was the size of an actual softball. he held my hand as he said it.
ISFJ: “i’m trying my best!” said very flusteredly (it’s a word, shut up) after we poked fun at the fact that he was still 4 labs behind on homework. he was also on youtube at the time.
ESTJ: “joe hasn’t answered me and we’re leaving for austria for spring break in TWO months and i need a plan for what we’re going to do the first weekend ASAP or i’m going to literally kill him with my bare hands.”
i have no more context to add to this, yall are literally just the most extra people i’ll ever meet.
ISTJ: “i feel like…” and then you proceeded to lie to me because none of you have felt anything, ever.
ESFP: “what’s happening?! should i talk to him?! should i ignore it and be oblivious?! idk what to do im not an intuitive!” said when i was pissed at everybody and he accidentally got the brunt of my rage. you are all pure and naive and just want to have a good time and i respect that; you do you, boo boo the fools, just keep doing you.
ISFP: “i’m about to make a transatlantic flight to austria to instill the fear of god into every one of those girls playing with joe’s heart over there.” said about her little brother while still in her horse riding gear, in between walking from the dinner table to her laptop to watch sherlock and dr. who. im 100% not joking about this, her name is Mary Duran and she paints on the side too.
ESTP: “well, enough of that.” said moments after crying for two minutes, and seconds before throwing a lawn chair across the yard and breaking a window because he didn’t know how else to process his emotions. @everyESTP, pls get help.
ISTP: “HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FUCKING BLINKER. USE YOUR BLINKER BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT.” (this is literally every time i’m in the car with him, no matter what, no matter how long; tl;dr every one of you shouldn’t drive, ever.)
ENTP: “but was kant really that bad?” said by some hoe in one of my higher level philosophy classes as he introduced us to Irrelevantland™. stick to your memes and stop antagonizing every person you meet you bored ass mfs.
INTP: “the old lady thinks i’m going to fix our neighbor’s AC, which means i have about 45 minutes to get to a town 34 minutes away to see if the guy has one of the car parts i’ve been looking for. it’ll cost about $200-$220, but i gotta take the money out in small increments around town so she doesn’t get suspicious.” said by my best friends dad, in reference to his wife and his unhealthy obsession with fixing up old, unusable cars.
ENTJ: “socrates was probably the dumbest person to ever live, and i wrote an entire 12 page paper on it and got an A.” (i have no more to add to this; you’re all just as bad as the ESTJs and must be stopped.)
INTJ: “that was a good burn. i think i’m going to like you.” said to me after i said something witty and sarcastic to my ENFP best friend. p.s. every INTJ has an XNFP best friend, it’s just a fact, accept it).
ENFP: “hey remember how you’ve been telling me for the past three months that im overcommitting myself and doing too many things? well today after my seventeenth breakdown of the semester so far, i realized that you might be right.” (said by my best friend. not much else to add to this, really; you’re all insane.)
INFP: “my friend brought me a puppy between classes today and it was only the second of four times i cried today.”

Sometimes

“ Sometimes I write so much my hands hurt…

Sometimes I day-dream too much that my head hurts….

Sometimes I think of things that I know won’t come true and then my heart hurts

Sometimes think about you too much and I just hurt!

I hurt.. This hurts…

Sometimes I think of what we were and would have been…

And I don’t hurt… I break…

I break cuz sometimes I sing you love songs, you will never hear

Sometimes I cry to you but it’s stupid… Ur not here!

But Sometimes I imagine you are!

And when I do, Im happy, Im calm… I feel safe!

But then I remember that you’re not even close to me and I fall again…

Sometimes I play pretend.

I pretend you’re not gone
I pretend you still love me
I pretend you still care
I pretend and pretend
And I break and Break…

Sometimes I get over it;

But sometimes I can’t

Sometimes.

—  shaleej21

anonymous asked:

can I request nct neighbour au for jaehyun and mark just like the seventeen one? those are so good. but take your time :) thank you!

a lot of you wanted some more nct stuff on this blog, plus jaehyun’s birthday is tomorrow so!! take this as a little gift for the lovely boy of nct~ (and mark heh)

Jaehyun 

  • smiling sunshine, dimple angel of the apartment building that is so nice that he smiles at everyone and then ends up walking straight into the front door,,,,,,,jaehyun please looks where you’re going more often you clumsy kid
  • whenever he’s coming home, the kids from the nearby park will call out his name and ask him to join them
  • and if he has time you can find him holding a jump rope or helping one of the kids reach the basketball net
  • other times you can see him running down the straight, obviously late for his bus and trying to juggle his notebook, backpack, and phone
  • and he has this really childlike obliviousness about him,,,,,like he’s always just smiling and positive 
  • and if he does anything to embarrass himself he just laughs it off 
  • and if he meets a neighbor that might be in a bad mood, just talking with him usually makes people feel so comfortable and at ease,,,,,,he’s literally got a healing smile
  • keeps a lot of sports memorabilia in his apartment and it’s cute he like has the flag from his favorite national teams up on the wall and he invites people over to watch games with him
  • he likes to keep things clean, but his desk is always over piling with notebooks because he keeps forgetting them at home and then buying new ones to write in and in the end he ends with a huge stack on his desk that taeyong is always nagging about when he comes over
  •  but other than that,,,,,,it’s a really normal apartment and jaehyun never worries about like decorating or anything. he cooks for himself (decently) and so the only thing he spends money on is sports + groceries 
  • and you’re ,,,,,,,,,, not the best cook to put it lightly and you know jaehyun because whenever you bump into him at the grocery store he actually looks like he knows what he’s doing while you’re just like ???????!!!!!!!
  • and it’s like your third attempt at trying to make edible ramen,,,,that you just break one afternoon and you end up ringing jaehyun’s doorbell and when he opens the door you’re like “Save Me”
  • and he’s like “???? IS THERE A FIRE??? ARE YOU GETTING ROBBED? ILL CALL-”
  • and you just put the packet of ramen in his hand and you’re like “i suck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,at Cooking”
  • it takes him a second but he burst out into that heavenly laughter and is like “so you need help?” and you’re like “please,,,,,,im so hungry” and he’s like “ok, ramen is easy. i can teach you in no time”
  • and you stand beside him as he boils the water like an expert and tears open the ramen and he’s telling you about how you should add in other things aside from flavor packets, like maybe vegetables or spices
  • and he’s doing this so effortlessly and in your head you’re like: how
  • but then also you peek up and you see how relaxed and happy he looks
  • the handsome set of his jaw, the way his eyes are a soft chocolate brown 
  • and you realize only when he goes “almost done” that you’ve spent the last five minutes staring at him and not paying attention
  • and you’re like “o-oh yay!” and jaehyun invites you to try it with him
  • and he dips the spoon in and carefully blows on it before offering it to you and you want to take the spoon
  • but he’s like “i can feed you!” 
  • completely oblivious to how he’s making your heart race and you taste it and ofc, it’s amazing and you’re like “how are you so good at everything??” and jaehyun’s like “im not good at EVERYTHING” but you’re like
  • “well you’re good at sports, cooking, and you’re cute that’s basically everything-”
  • and jaehyun grins but then his eyes widen a bit and he’s like “pardon me, but did you just say cute?”
  • and you’re like OH mY G OD ,,,,,,,, i did,,,,,,,,,and you’re like “WELL ILL BE GOING NOW”
  • but jaehyun is like “wait we should eat this ramen together-”
  • and you’re like dkjsfkdlf thank you for teaching me,,,,,i made a fool of myself i must go,,,,,,,,,,
  • but jaehyun’s face softens and he’s like “i think you’re cute too, so stay and have some ramen?”
  • and you’re like ,,,,,,w,,,,,,,,,,what,,,,,,,,,but also how can you say no to him and so you sit down beside him and he pours some ramen into a bowl for you
  • and as you’re sitting you’re trying not to blush TOO much
  • while jaehyun’s just thinking to himself,,,,,,that if if two cute people cook ramen together, does the ramen also become cuter?????? whatever, he just hopes he can cook with you sometime again soon~~~

Mark

  • always has someone over at his place because his hyungs don’t trust him living alone 
  • taeyong is basically his damn roommate
  • he doesn’t spend too much time at home so he never has the opportunity to make it messy, except if he has like haechan over,,,,,,then he ends up with something from his closet missing and like half his supply of snacks. gone
  • he has like one poster on his wall of his favorite Canadian hockey player and it’s important to him because his brother sent it over when mark moved,,,,,,taeyong is like “it’s crooked” whenever he sees it but mark is like “hyung,,,,,,,it’s the sentiment that counts.”
  • sleeps just about anywhere in his apartment,,,,,,,like most people go to sleep in their bed but mark just knocks out where-ever. the couch, the floor, the kitchen table, while he’s brushing his teeth,,,,,,he just lives a very hectic life
  • his refrigerator gets covered in polaroids that jisung and jeno insist he put up and mark isn’t one for decorating, but he lets his younger friends do whatever because like why not 
  •  he gets nagged on by them for being “boring” but mark is like i just don’t have time to do anything ????? i barely had time to eat my morning bagel???? 
  • you think mark is really cute, ever since you moved in down the hall but like????? all the other neighbors are always like “we don’t know anything about him because he’s never around.” and you kind of get sad
  • because you get a glimpse of him like every two weeks and even then you can’t even properly introduce yourself because he’s either running out of the building or talking with a friend whose coming over
  • and you know,,,,,it’s not like you’re going to try and press the issue. you just smile whenever you two happen to pass each other even in those three seconds of interaction
  • and mark always smiles back,,,,,,,,,,,because he’s sweet
  • and you don’t know if it’s the sleep deprivation or just confusion but you hear someone trying to unlock your door when day
  • and when you go over, you open up and you see mark - shocked to see you
  • and he’s like “why,,,,,,,,are you in my apartment?” and you’re like “um,,,,,,,i live here. this is my apartment, you’re over there down the hall.”
  • and mark blinks and looks at his key and then at you and he’s like “thaT’S WHY it must have not opened up??? i kept putting my key in but it wouldn’t turn!!!”
  • and you laugh into your hand and you’re like “yeah, that’s probably why” and mark apologizes and you’re like don’t worry but then you’re like,,,,,,this is my only chance to ever talk to him so you’re like
  • “we haven’t ever,,,,,introduced ourselves but im your neighbor!” and you tell him your name and age and he grins and tells you his age and you guys just chat for a bit
  • and then out of nowhere he goes “you don’t have any chips do you?” and you’re like “i do, why?” and he’s like “i wanted to buy some on my way home, but i totally forgot and i just remembered because the hockey game is on later tonight and a friend of mine ate all my snacks the last time he was over”
  • with that mark rolls his eyes and mumbles haechan’s name but you’re like “oh, ill give you mine! hockey sounds fun - ive always wanted to learn more about it”
  • and mark perks up and he’s like “im from canada, hockey is like religion to us!! you should come over and watch the gam-”
  • but he stops himself and reddens and is like “it must be creepy for me to just ask like that, like who’d just come over to watch a game with a stranger haha”
  • but you shake your head and you’re like “i’d love to!”
  • and you get your chips and that’s how you end up sitting on mark’s couch, mark pointing to the players on the TV and explaining positions and goals and soon enough the two of you are literally sitting on the rug, nose in the TV, watching the game so intently and sharing chips
  • and when the team scores, you and mark burst into cheers like you’re literally in the rink with the fans
  • and you’re high-fiving each other and grinning  
  • but also,,,,,,,once you look into each others eyes there’s a little hint of embarrassment because,,,,,,, you guys are still new to each other but also like ,,,,,,,,,, interested in each other
  • and neither of you says anything
  • until the door opens and in walks doyoung whose like “oops am i interrupting a date?”
  • you and mark: A WHAT NOW 

anonymous asked:

idk if this has been done but how about mc lyric pranking the rfa+v+saeran? can be sfw or nsfw!

Saeran: Little Did You Know by Alex and Sierra 

You: Little did you know...

Saeran: Don’t tell me you ate my ice cream. 

You: How I’m breaking while you fall asleep, Little did you know… 

Saeran: Muffin, what are you talking about? Tell me, please remember no secrets between us 

You: Im still haunted by the memories…. Little did you know I’m trying to pick myself up piece by piece…

Saeran: Look I know I don’t deserve you okay but please tell me how can I help you because (y/n) you helped me pick up my pieces please babe please let me know how to help you… your scaring me…

You: Underneath it all, I’m held captive by the hole inside, Ive been holding back for the fear that you might change your mind…. 

Saeran: Please.. don’t tell my.. my biggest fear is coming true… please.. noo.. lets talk about this when I get home… please..

You: Im ready to forgive you but forgetting is a harder fight 

Saeran: NO PLEASE NO IM SORRY PLEASE (Y/N) IM SORRY PLEA-

You: COOKIE IM SORRY ITS JUST A SONG I LOVE YOU… I ATE YOUR ICE CREAM IM SORRY… 

Saeran: @$#%! HDFGJQN GD^!*@ 

Jumin: Ego by Beyonce 

You: Aw, baby, how you doing? You know I’m gonna cut right to the chase, huh? Some women were made But me, myself? I like to think that I was created For a special purpose, You know? What’s more special than YOU? You feel me?

Jumin: Continue Kitten

You: It’s on, baby let’s get lost, You don’t need to call in to work ‘cause you’re the boss, For real, want you to show me how you feel, I consider myself lucky, that’s a big deal, Why

You: Well, you got the key to my heart, But you ain’t gonna need it, I’d rather you open up my body, And show me secrets you didn’t know was inside, No need for me to lie

Jumin: Keep going my love, you have my full attention *he exits the limo* 

You: It’s too big, Its too wide, its too strong, it won’t fit, its too much, it’s too tough, You got a big ego, such a huge ego, I Love your big ego..

*you hear the door open and then you felt your back lightly hit the couch* 

*You see jumin licking his lips and suddenly you felt his hot breath tickling your neck* 

Now now my kitten, lets see you stroke *grabs your hand and puts it on his crotch* this ego and lets make it fit shall we? 

Seven: Acquainted by The Weekend 

You: Baby you’re no good, caused they warned me bout your type, got me ducking left and right

Seven: You got that right ;)

You: You got me touchin on your body, to say that were in love is dangerous, but seven I’m glad we’re acquainted 

Seven: Really having my d**k in your mouth means that we are just acquainted.. WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS. I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING. FINE IF YOU DONT APPRECIATE ME.. ILL FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!! I AM HURT THAT YOU DEGRADED EVERYTHING WE HAVE TOGETHER 

Seven: Oh and if I was you, I would pick a song that we didn’t fuck to :) love you see you in 10 mins!! 

V: Gotta Catch em All - Pokemon Theme Song 

You: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was 

V: Hello my precious angel :) I hope you can accomplish your dreams and be the best in your field! Know I love and support you always! 

You: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! 

V:  …… 

You: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!

V: Teach Pokemon to understand!!!! The power that’s inside!!!! Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me!!!!!!! I know its my destiny!!!!

You: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me, I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend!!!!! In a world we must defend, Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true!!!Our courage will pull us through

V: YOU TEACH ME 

YOU: AND I TEACH YOU!! 

V: POKEEMOOONN

YOU: POKEEEMOOOON !! I never would of that the amazing, carefree, would know the Pokemon theme song! I never knew you liked those stuff :

V: I like to be a bit mysterious… it goes with me.. Me and Jumin use to battle each other all the time..We still do…. I started with popplio.. he started with Rowlet… 

You: Dont fuck with my litten.

Yoosung: Burn by Usher 

You:  Its going to burn for me to say this but its coming from my heart 

You: It’s been a long time coming, we da been fall apart 

Yoosung: Baby do you need me to call an ambulance!! ARE YOU AT THE APARTMENT A HEART BURN SOUNDS SERIOUS 

You: I really want to work this out but I don’t think you’re gonna change

Yoosung: Have I done something wrong? :( I know you are out of my league, I hear my classmates whispering how can a pathetic guy like me have someone so beautiful as you :( 

You: I think its best we go our separate ways… 

Yoosung: I always dreamed of this day coming.. first… sally left… then Rika… and now you… I… respect your wishes (y/n).. can you please.. just wait till my last class is over? May I have permission to buy you your favorite flowers and food because if this is going to be my last time seeing you, I want to have a good memory of you….

You: *dies* *guilt* *his heart shattered* *your heart is shattering* YOOSUNG IM SORRY IT WAS A JOKE A LYRIC PRANK IM SORRY!!! YOU KNOW IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! IM SORRRY 

Yoosung: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY HEART WHEN YOU KNOW ITS YOURS *SENDS CRYING EMOJI*

Zen: Pullin me Back by Chingy 

You: Every time I try to leave….something keeps pulling me back, Telling me I need you in my life

Zen: What do you mean ‘leave’. Define it and use it in a sentence. 

You: It was meant to be, You were meant for me, So that means we gotta make it work

Zen: I am legit confused. This is worse than an unpolished script. So you want to break my heart but then you want to make it work. We are talking about this when I get home. Im leaving practice right now. Just look at a picture of me and just remember all the good times we have. Please. 

You: It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping, Eating at the finest restaurants,And then from club hopping

Zen:  So when you think and see a picture of me, all you think is materialistic things! REALLY! Wow, Jaehee was right about you, you were just using me. I’ll help pack your things when I get to my house. Thanks for breaking my heart. 

You: NO HYUN PLEASE IT WAS JUST A PRANK YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO THAT PLEASE HYUN FUCK BABY PLEASE IM SORRY LOOK UP THE LYRICS AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ITS FROM A SONG AND AND BABY PLEASE 

Zen: *sends winks face selfie* Cute how my acting skills even work on you ;) I love you too baby, don’t ever think about messing with me ;) 

Jaehee: Come and Get It by Selena Gomez 

You: You ain’t gotta worry, its an open invitation 
Jaehee: Did you open my mail? 
You: I’ll be seating right here, real patient, All day all night, I be waiting standby 
Jaehee: Please (y/n) don’t stay up for me, Mr. DickHead has me working over time :( I don’t want you to sacrifice yourself for me :( 
You: Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you, All day, all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
Jaehee: You speak beautiful words hehe *3* thank you for making hell more bearable :) 
You: I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets. I love you much, too much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet.
Jaehee:  What do you mean show me……. 
You: *sends nude* 
*jaehee in the office* 

Originally posted by kaaatana

anonymous asked:

so yesterday i got my first tattoo and everything was fine when he was doing the line work and then we took a break to go smoke and then we came back and did shading and it hurt like a BITCH but he told me to go to my happy place and then HARRY JUST POPPED IN MY HEAD AND WHAT IF HARRY WAS A TATTOO ARTIST???? You'd be whining but he is so focused on the art before him and just mumbling, "Just a little bit left, hold on for me? yeah? you think you could do that?" IM SEETHING

OMG OMG OMG :-(( 1.) CONGRATS ON UR FIRST TAT BBY I HOPE U LIKE IT V MUCH AND UR HAPPY 💝💝 2.)

Just imagine him leaning next to you as you get it on your upper arm, his warm breathing tickling your ear as the hum of the machine is the only sound in the quiet room.

You’re wriggling and whimpering at the pain, trying your best to remain still but it hurts and irritates and you just want it over with.

Harry comforts you, eyebrows furrowed in deep concentration with his lips tilted down slightly, looking incredibly intense, but his voice comes out soft and soothing. “You’re alright, pet. Jus’ a little longer and then we’ll be finished. You’re doing amazing, yeah? Strong girl, y'are.”

You grit your teeth, nodding slowly and squeezing your eyes shut for a second. You turn your neck to face him, trying your best to distract yourself by looking at the posters behind him and all around the room, focusing on details in order to shove the pain from your mind.

You end up zeroing back in on Harry, gaze gluing on his pretty lips that are set in a determined pout. Your eyes hops around his different features, using them as an anchor to the pain.

His bright, rainforest green eyes that shimmer with specks of gold and bronze, full of professionalism and confidence as the image of the tattoo needle reflects across their glossy surface. His nose, which is long and slightly pointed, but buttons at the tip adorably. His fine cheekbones and strong jaw, which is set taunt in centralization as he focuses on nothing else but your skin and the pen.

What you say next slips out suddenly in a lapse of pain-induced weakness, your voice coming out shaky and meek. “You’re really pretty, Harry.”

You immediately regret it, eyes screwing tight as you feel your cheeks simmer with embarrassment. If you weren’t in such a movement-sensitive position at the moment, you’d shove your fist in your mouth.

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ok if you guys haven’t seen the video where Jenna Marbles’ bf Julian teaches (or tries to teach) her jiu jitsu, please watch it, it’s Shance AF, the sequel is also great some of my favorite quotes include:

julian/shiro: “enter my - my GUARD, NOT MY DICK


jenna/lance: but i don’t wanna choke you, i love you 


jenna/lance: i’m ready now, sensei

julian/shiro: i’m not a sensei

jenna/lance: what are you then

julian/shiro: i’m shiro

jenna/lance: no, what do you call your jiu jitsu teacher?

julian/shiro: coach. just coach

jenna/lance: Papa? Father? Master? Do you call them Nunchuck Daddy?


jenna/lance: tAP UNTIL YOU DIE, HO


julian/shiro: DO NOT LICK MY FINGERS

jenna/lance: sensei, forgive me, nunchuck master daddy im so sorry

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sidlink roadtrip (modern au)

-sidon drives during the day bc link is borderline nocturnal and also is too Jittery to wanna sit in one spot and stare at the road for hours (@ least while the suns out). usually falls asleep 2 minutes after they leave the house and wakes up an hour and a half into the trip. picks the music (usually alternative / chill music w soft guitar and gentle singing that makes sidon sleepy)
-link drives @ night bc sidon is 👏 goddamn 👏 gone 👏 at 10pm exactly no amount of redbull or coffee will keep him coherent enough to drive, especially not on a dark monotonous highway going 70 miles an hour. sometimes wakes up the middle of the night either bc sleepin in a car aint very comfortable or the roads real bumpy and jars him awake or he quote “misses link” (which link always jst smiles and rolls hs eyes at bc why hs bf so fuckin cheesy. this is illegal). doesnt talk as much as usual when he does bc hes sleepy and usually just wants to enjoy links presence. usually they listen to podcasts. its chill. sleepi sidons real cute and link keeps trying to give him smooches bc hes so Fucking Cute (him groggily mumbling “eyes on the road” doesnt help)
-link has to pee every twelve minutes. sidon seemingly never does no matter how much he drinks in the car. truly an enigma
- “are we there yet” “no”
-sidons too careful a driver. will only go 5 miles over the speed limit “as if theres a cop under every single bridge,” link says. sidon ignores him
-link shouldnt be allowed to drive. constantly 15 miles over the speed limit. “as if he has Places To Go,” sidon says. will only sort of slow down if he can see a cop. luckily really only drives at night when there arent very many cars on the highway
-link Always put his feet on the dashboard. “stinky,” sidon says. he would smack him in the face if his legs could reach (they cant hes very small)
- “are we there yet” “no”
- “stop drinking so much water, link im not stopping til we get to the next state over”
- “can we go back and pick up that dead thing” “no”
-every single cheesy roadside attraction is visited. every single gift shop is milled over. every possible “greetings from ___” postcard is purchased. they dont even send people postcards. neither has ever used a postcard in their life.
- “are we there yet” “no”
-is link watching the road or watching his boyfriend sleep. the answer May Surprise You (its his boyfriend)
- “we need to stop so i can stretch my legs” “why” “its what you do when youre tall you wouldnt understand” “im breaking up with you”
- “are we there y–” “does it look like we are there yet

ex-boyfriend! kang daniel

i’ve been listening to nct u’s “without you” on repeat for the past few days and i just felt sad listening to it, so this is the result of all the feelings i felt listening to it


note: wanna one might or might not get back together with their ex-lover, it depends entirely on how i felt lol

  • genres: angst, slice of life, heartbreak
  • other notes: bulletpoint scenario
  • number of words: 1.25k

ex-boyfriend! wanna one: 1/?

read the ending here!

Originally posted by wooijn


  • so a little backstory
  • you and daniel started dating about five months after he became a trainee at mmo
  • you were the daughter of the barbecue place he and his friends frequented often
  • your father put you in charge of serving them because they were loud and gave all the other workers there headaches
  • every time you set down plates of meat for them you would shoot them a forced smile
  • once it got so bad you had to slam their drinks on the table to get their attention
  • “please quiet down before my dad starts slamming his butcher knife against the cutting board while he pretends that he’s cutting your heads off”
  • the five shut up immediately after that
  • more like they talked much quieter after the warning, but there were still times they would get loud 
  • whenever that happened you would shout
  • YAH MMO!!!
  • and they would quiet down immediately
  • mostly because you were holding meat cutting scissors and they were lowkey scared of you 
  • but even though you threatened them a lot
  • they were really thankful towards you because you snuck them a lot of free drinks and gave them discounts almost every time they came
  • they didn’t know it was because you had a minor crush on taewoong though
  • one day you decided to confess
  • bc hey yolo right?
  • needless to say, taewoong turned you down
  • “y/n im sorry, but i only see you as a friend”
  • this was after work when your parents asked you to close up the restaurant for them
  • taewoong left you there and you started crying as soon he turned the block
  • you just started ugly crying because now there was a chance you wouldn’t see him again because things might get awkward
  • out of nowhere
  • you hear a bag of something drop in the distance and you’re engulfed into a hug
  • you look up and see daniel’s earring swishing back and forth
  • so you cry more because no one would be able to see your face 
  • after you run out of tears daniel walks you home and doesn’t say a word
  • when the two of you arrive at your door
  • daniel says nothing except
  • “you deserve better than taewoong-hyung”
  • two weeks after that incident, daniel confesses to you
  • at first you’re kind of thrown off bc when did daniel start liking you??
  • “i started paying attention to you when you said the thing about your dad and the cutting board,” he admitted.
  • “i think i fell in love with you because of how you treated the people around you. you took care of the little kids and elderly and even gave us poor trainees free drinks and discounts”
  • after hearing daniel’s confession, you’re just like in a daze
  • because you never thought that someone would fall in love with you
  • it was always you falling in love with other people coughtaewoongcough
  • ok anyways
  • you accept and the two of you are together for a year and a half
  • during that year and a half you were so so happy
  • daniel was such a great boyfriend
  • cold?
  • daniel’s parka now belongs to you
  • hungry?
  • the sandwich he just bought is being shoved into your hands
  • you really didn’t deserve someone like daniel who put his all into your guy’s relationship
  • why?
  • you were still in love with taewoong
  • you still saw him a lot because he ate with mmo at your parent’s restaurant a lot
  • and whenever you visit daniel in the practice room taewoong’s usually there
  • you would think by now that your feelings for taewoong subsided
  • but no
  • you still get butterflies in your stomach when you see him laugh
  • he smiled at you one day and you ran out of the room because you just felt so sad and sorry 
  • the day taewoong smiled at you and you ran out was the day you and daniel broke up
  • he followed you outside to the hallway to see what was wrong
  • “babe you okay?” he asked
  • you were contemplating between lying or spitting out the truth
  • you looked up at daniel and met his eyes
  • he was genuinely concerned for you and he was panicking 
  • “daniel let’s break up” you said
  • daniel was so shocked that his phone clattered onto the floor
  • “why?” he asked after a few moments
  • “i’m still in love with taewoong” 
  • you burst into tears and couldn’t stop crying
  • “daniel im so sorry, but i can’t do this anymore. you don’t deserve someone like me who’ll keep looking in another direction when you’re only looking at me”
  • that was the last thing you said before running out of the building and back home
  • you blocked daniel on every form of social media that night and blocked his number too
  • unfortunately for you
  • everywhere you went reminded you of daniel
  • the cafe by your university was the location of your first date
  • your parent’s restaurant was where you two first met
  • the han river was where you guys had your first kiss
  • you couldn’t even walk down the street without being reminded of daniel
  • and that’s when you realized that the times you spent with daniel were the happiest in your life
  • you were actually in love with daniel
  • and while you might have still had feelings for taewoong
  • daniel was the one that made you happy and smile all the time
  • he was the reason you woke up everyday, looking forward to working at the restaurant because that meant that you got to see him
  • that night, you unblocked him on social media and scrolled through his instagram to see what he was doing
  • you really shouldn’t have but you looked to see if he posted anything on the day you broke up
  • he did
  • it was a picture of the sky that day
  • “the weather is nice today, but i can’t help but to feel sad”
  • fast forward a few months
  • daniel’s mom called you one day and asked if you wanted to go watch the final with her because she could bring one person with her
  • at first you’re confused and like “didn’t daniel tell you that we b–”
  • and you stop because you want to talk to him
  • so you agree
  • and you’re happy that you did
  • because the moment daniel was announced as the center of wanna one
  • you cried again
  • yeah you guys broke up, but you know how hard daniel worked for his dream
  • he was stuck in the dungeon without knowing when he was going to debut and there he is
  • sitting on the highest seat of the pyramid
  • you were happy for him
  • backstage
  • you meet the eliminated mmo trainees backstage with daniel’s mom
  • and they’re all shocked to see you bc who wouldn’t be
  • their friend’s ex is here
  • when daniel comes out you kind of stand there awkwardly
  • he notices you after he separates from his mom
  • you wave awkwardly at him
  • “hi daniel”
  • “…it’s been a while, y/n”
  • “yeah… congrats on becoming the center by the way. you’ve worked really hard”
  • you give daniel a small pat on the shoulder and smile at him
  • thank you y/n”
  • and that’s all that he says before someone shouts out his name
  • daniel hesitates between going over to the others and staying with you
  • in the end, he chooses to head over to the other wanna one members and he leaves your side after saying “bye y/n” quietly
  • you stand there with a bitter smile on your face
  • daniel had made his decision
NCT/SMRookies as things i've sent to my friends

Taeil - “what if u could get a tattoo it always looked like u had headphones in so no one would talk to u ever”
Hansol - “i put my dog down a slide when she was a puppy i dont think she liked it”
Johnny - “my fav kpop idol is pewdiepie”
Taeyong - “if i was a mother i’d accidentally leave my baby on a shelf in tescos”
Yuta - “*extreme deep anime voice* NAKAMOTO YUTA DESU”
Kun - “who needs languages when u have a middle finger”
Doyoung - “do they have cute bunnies in hell?”
Ten - “daddy johnny is better”
Jaehyun - “i probably was there but i’ve been everywhere so i cant remember”
Winwin - “i see people who recognise me but i dont recognise them so i smile/wave at them anyways then when they walk past i think "who the fuck was that”“
Jungwoo - "you boogie in the club whilst i’m crying in the club”
Lucas - “i have a high iq i just choose not to use it”
Mark - “i was gonna sleep but chicken nuggets are more important”
Renjun - “idk what my sexuality is so i’m just "yeah sure”“
Jeno - "i do ten squats then have a beer break”
Haechan - “i bite ppl all the time but they dont bite me back cuz im fuckin adorable”
Jaemin - “i only fell out of my wardrobe yesterday”
Chenle - “LMAO SCREAMING
wait what”
Jisung - “i was at burger king and i think i accidentally lost £15”

oh my god i kno we’re all talking abt the choreo when the dancers make the wall and jaebum and jinyoung try to break through but we rlly need to talk abt what happens after that bc its fucking heartbreaking! they try so hard to get to each other and they finally break through the wall

but they completely miss each other and are, once again, alone and without each other

boyfriend! im youngmin

reposted bc someone told me this wasn’t showing up on the search engine?? hopefully there’s not a problem now

  • ah yes the cutest alpaca boyfriend
  • youngmin’s birthday is dec 25. jesus was also supposedly born on that day. coincidENCE???????????? i think nOT
  • has like…the softest hair and you always wanna touch it
  • he lets you rest your chin on top of his head BF GOALS
  • when you do that and also wrap your arms loosely around him he gets like 90000 times softer
  • hair always smells nice and fresh :^)
  • has this habit of humming whenever he’s happy 
  • so he’s always humming to something before a date and donghyun’s like god your feelings are so obvious
  • before you guys got together donghyun was like if u keep humming every time they say hi they’re gonna figure out the pattern dummy
  • youngmin is that boyfriend who always texts you where he’s at and things like “be careful” and “take care of yourself”
  • doesn’t call you overly sweet pet names (actually he barely calls you any) but when he does call you “jagiya” your heart feels so FULL bc…you know he wouldn’t use affectionate names like that unless he feels rly close to you
  • you feel so safe around him bc he has this like??? super reliable and dependent feel… it’s subtle tho he always makes sure that you’re not anywhere that’s dangerous
  • he holds you closer when y'all are boarding busy trains or crowded areas
  • wants you to hold his hand while crossing the street like
  • him: ok hold my hand
  • you: I’M OLD ENOUGH TO WALK ON MY O W N
  • IT’S SO DUMB but also cute bc he’d make this little pout when u dont wanna hold his cute ass hand
  • a very patient boyfriend??? almost never gets mad at like aNYthing and always says that he understands BF GOALS X2
  • once you were late to a date by like half an hour and when you got there you were like about to get on ur knees and beg for forgiveness but youngmin just laughed and said it’s fine and things happen like the god he actually is
  • you: what if i was late bc i was spending time w my other boyfriend
  • youngmin: 
  • you: IM KIDDING I LOVE U AND ONLY U DONT MAKE THAT FACE IT BREAKS MY HEART
  • can probably do all the household chores and your taxes without any problems or complaints
  • youngmin rly serves the best bf looks with that flannel of his 
  • all real youngmin stans know what i’m talking abt 
  • which should be all 7 billion ppl on this planet
  • one time you made that bf material joke w him like “hey youngmin u know what ur flannel is made of?? bOYFRIEND material ;)))))))” and he got sO SH Y
  • like embarrassed smile and red cheeks and looking down at the ground kind of soft yall get 
  • likes to lay his head on your lap when he’s tired
  • he doesn’t say this but he loves it when you lean down and peck his cheek
  • the bnm boys made him make your face his homescreen and he had to stop because every time he turned his phone on and saw your face he got shy and instantly forgot what he was trying to do
  • lets you borrow his clothes but it’s…so overwhelming for him to see you wear his sweatshirts and flannels
  • is naturally cute like???? he has sweater paws which is so CUTE
  • youngmin: i’m from busan so i’m not rly cute
  • also youngmin: smiles. laughs. does tt’s “neomuhae”. exists.
  • tries to be lowkey abt your relationship but 1) everyone can see how wide his smile gets whenever you’re mentioned and 2) donghyun
  • shit donghyun says: I smell their deodorant on u. is that a new ring? ENGAGEMENT RING AL R E A D Y??????? youngmin that was faster than our debut
  • when it’s too cold to hold hands he does this lil thing where he grabs your hand and puts it in his coat pocket bc it’s warmer in there
  • your family adores him and demands his presence to be in your house and when you tell him that he gets so smiley and embarrassed
  • “does this mean it’s okay for me to be your boyfriend?” DEAR SWEET JESUS AND GODS OF THE HEAVENS D U H
  • when cuddling he’s like a koala
  • kisses you when you’re not looking and when you turn to him he’s like “what?”
  • “im youngmin there’s literally no one else here to do that”
  • kisses are usually quick pecks but when it’s kinda in the moment it’s kinda…like….just imagine you two are lying on the couch together like you’re just laying on top of him with his arm around you and…he kinda just uses his free hand to move your face towards his and just……..slowly plants a kiss on your lips that feels hotter than the sun itself 
  • in conclusion im youngmin serves both the best boyfriend looks and boyfriend skills BADUM TSSSSS

Originally posted by 101-maboys