this is what i did today

phineas and ferb episode

OPEN TO: THE BACKYARD

PHINEAS: ferb, what do you want to do today?
FERB: [blinks]
PHINEAS: hmm… you’re right ferb. since there’s no true ‘self’, whatever ‘we’ want to do today is just playing into the social dogma of what can or can’t be done. 
FERB: [thumbs up]

ENTER: ISABELLA

ISABELLA: whatcha doin?
PHINEAS: rejecting the social dogma!
ISABELLA: cool. can i help?
PHINEAS: sure. but i think asking kinda defeats the purpose. i think you just do it.
FERB: [nods]

ISABELLA opens her mouth to speak but is interrupted as BUFORD and BALJEET enter the scene

BALJEET: whatcha doin?
ISABELLA: hey!
BALJEET: oh, sorry isabella. i did not see you there. 
BALJEET: so. what are you guys doing?
PHINEAS: we don’t know yet. we’re trying to get a little bit nebulous with it today
BUFORD: explain.
PHINEAS: well, is anything we do really our own decision? what’s autonomy like in modern society? we’re trying to get out of that bind. 
BUFORD: sounds to me like you’re just playin into the whole thing, dinnerbell.
BUFORD: you really want to break down social constructs? try something like this.

BUFORD pulls back his arm and delivers a strong punch to the TREE. it rattles and a single leaf floats gracefully down, landing on the tip of phineas’s nose

SYNCHRONIZED, the other children OOH and AHH in reaction

I love to ask my girl different questions like what kind of sunsets does she likes and what songs did she listened today. Someone would say that those questions are not worth to ask, but they mean a lot for me. I want to know every single piece of her. I’m glad that we have so many words and things in this world so i can get to know her more and more every day

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[►] This is BLATANT flirting! Anthony could’ve literally went around and picked up that piece, but what did he do? NUZZLE IAN’S HEAD AND FACE WITH NO REMORSE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO DO TO US!? As if that wasn’t enough, Ian flirts back and the smile that comes across Anthony’s face is SO BEAUTIFUL! Their play shoving and smiles are priceless! I’M DEAD, Y’ALL! D.E.A.D!

#NoChillPadilla

follow forever 2.0

last time i did a follow forever, i was celebrating reaching 500 followers.  today, i celebrate reaching 5,000.  this list has been condensed, but i would like to thank each and everyone on it for being my inspiration for this blog and in life.  when i started this blog a year ago, i was not sure what to expect, but it has been beyond lovely.  i am so glad i get to share what i love.  thank you.

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today was a good day because not only did we get three (3) frank selfies, he looks like a fucking model in all of them and in one of them he’s shirtless. i will never forget this day thank you god

over-active-daydreamer  asked:

Since you asked for this to be resubmitted as a scenario. In response for Revali being a dick, Link tricks him into shooting a Cucco. Bonus points if he doesn't realize the severity of what he just did and the rest of the Champions are there to watch.

I don’t think you realize how much I love you right now.

-The Cackling Mod Pinks

Mistakes were made

C’mon Link, give me an actual challenge. Hitting a flightless bird isn’t a challenge.” Urbosa groaned as Revali argued against Link, tired of his squabbling as today was one of the few days the Champions were together to discuss how everything was going. By now they would be done, but given the heat, they agreed to take a small break. A break they were supposed to be enjoying, but thanks to a certain loudmouth and his exact opposite, relaxation was hard to enjoy.

“What are you two doing now?” The two stopped their (one-sided) argument, Revali turning to the Gerudo queen.

“Well, I challenged him to a shooting match to remind him who the better archer is.”
“And?”
“And apparently Link forgets who he’s talking to because his definition of a challenge is seeing if I can hit a flightless, stupid, Cucco.”

“Can you?” Oh she did not just go there.

What sort of question is that?! Of course I can!”
“Ya’know, for a guy saying that he can, ya’ sure don’t got a lot proof.” Daruk grinned at him from beneath the shade next to Urbosa and Mipha, the latter giggling.

“If you’re worried about getting hurt, I’ll do my best to heal you-”
“I’m not-! Okay, you know what, fine! Just so that you guys remember who you’re talking to-!”
“Alright, please be careful.”
“Grr…. Step back, knight-boy, and prepare to be blown away!”

Link joined the rest of the group in the shade, several meters away from the Rito warrior as the latter drew his bow, aiming at the clueless Cucco, seconds away. Revali growled. Having to show his skills to the group by shooting such a dumb creature, they really were trying to insult him.

Thunk. “KIKIRIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Ha! Told you guys, easiest shot eeeeeEVVVVVVVVER OH DEAR GODDESS-!!!!!!!” A storm of feathers surrounded the poor archer, who tried to outrun the on-slaught of beaks as a wave of Cuccos appeared out of thin air.

Not a single champion was able to keep a straight face, as Daruk laid on the ground, wheezing, whilst Urbosa laughed hardily and nudged the giggling Zora princess.

“Guess you’ll have to make good on your promise after all.”

A few amazing moments from the SHINee World V concert in LA last night

- SHINee dabbing. Enough said
- Jonghyun and Onew’s amazing harmonies during ‘Please Don’t Go’
- LEE TAEMIN DURING GOODBYE /DEAD/
- Minho talking about going to go see the Clippers games (he wanted to go see the Lakers instead lol) and fanboying screaming “YEAH BABY”
- Cues Minho imitating the basketball players
- Key interjecting during all of this saying “I don’t know anything about sports, so what did you eat today?” (very done with Minho at this point LOL)
- Minho: I ATE IN-N-OUT. SHINEE LOVES IN-N-OUT
- Taemin imitating Key speaking English and getting extremely embarrassed (PRECIOUS)
- Jonghyun squeezing the hell out of Taemin cooing and saying how adorable he is
- Taemin saying SHINee should pretend they are like the Power Rangers cause SHINee is 5 and Power Rangers are 5; Key going “Don’t say we are 5.. you did”
- Key singing parts of LaLa Land
- Key not remembering those parts of LaLa Land and Minho asking Key if he’s ok (cause Key is literally ripping his hair out at this point)
- THE FACT THAT TAEMIN WASN’T WEARING ANYTHING UNDERNEATH DURING GOODBYE AND RIGHT AFTER WAS RING DING DONG AND HE JUST THREW ON A JACKET ON TOP /DEAD/
- Jonghyun being extra and blowing kisses to everyone
- ONEW BEING ADORABLE?!?!?!?
- ONEW TAKING HIS JACKET OFF DURING EVERYBODY TO THROW IT AND DO THE WINDMILL THING WITH HIS ARMS (I CRY)
- Minho and his legendary ‘dibidibidis’
- SHINee seeing our fanproject during ‘1 of 1′ and Jonghyun asking to see it again after ‘1 of 1′ ended
- Us showing Jonghyun’s birthday banner to SHINee and Key going “OH YEAH IT’S ALMOST JONGHYUN’S BIRTHDAY LOL” 
- /cues our happy birthday song to him/
- WHO SAID “AHH I SEE I SEE “ AT THE END LMFAO
- SAVIOR AND ODD EYE LIVE SAVED ME TBH

And finally, wise words from Key aka Kim Kibum himself:
“ You guys this is real. You are not watching Youtube right now”
“Thank you all for singing with us and even singing some of our fanchants. You could be better at Korean than some of us ahaha” 

Bless SHINee. Bless them all. 

anonymous asked:

How would the US and SF skelebrothers react is their S/O broke up with them, but then later they found out it was because they didn't think they were good enough for them.

For some reason, it seems like the universe is against me today. I had to rewrite this three times because google kept closing itself.

US!Sans: He’s a crying mess when you break up with him. Clinging to you and begging you not to go. He doesn’t understand. What did he do wrong? Why wont you tell him what he did. He can fix it. He knows that he can. You just have to tell him what he did and it’ll all be okay after. When you refuse, and instead leave him there on his own. He doesn’t know how to handle it. So he tries to follow you. He’ll be blowing up your phone for the next few hours because you can’t leave like this.

The next few weeks are hard for him. He’s not good at dealing with emotions this deep. And he’ll be pendling from sadness to anger. The anger is mostly at himself, but a tiny part of him is angry at you for hurting him like this. You weren’t supposed to make him feel like this. And he wants you back at the same time he wants to hate you. Just to make it easier.  

Until he finds out why. And he shows up at your doorstep, trying not to cry as he pulls you in for a hug. He’s so so sorry for making you believe you weren’t good enough. He may be great, but so are you. And this is all his fault for not telling you often enough. The next few days are filled with cuddles and compliments. He can’t ever risk losing you because you thought you weren’t good enough for him.

US!Papyrus: He’s quiet while you break up with him. Lighting a cigarette and looking at you quietly while he finishes it in record time. He listens to your arguments without interrupting, but if you think that he’s going to let you go without a fight you’re very wrong. For every reason to break up with him he’ll counter with one of his own of why you shouldn’t. His voice is calm and on the outside he seems collected, but on the inside he is panicking. It’s not until you’re actually about to up and leave that he reacts. He grabs your arm and tries to pull you back slightly. Please don’t leave him. Please. When you pull your arm free and walks out he’s just standing there, looking after you. He feels the sadness creeping up on him and it’s oddly numbing.

In the next few days the areas under his eyes turn dark from a lack of sleep. And he reeks of cigarette smoke. He’s practically living on the balcony, smoking cigarette after cigarette. He’d do it inside the house. But he knows that if you were to come back you’d never forgive him for it. It’s a small pathetic hope but he’s willing to hold on to it. It’s something.

He hears about why you broke up at him when he’s hanging at Muffet’s a month later. And he’s immidieatly hit with guilt. Because he understands why you would think that. He flirts with everything, it’s part of his personality. And even though he toned it down when you two became a thing, he realizes that he never actually stopped. And instead of getting jealous and telling him to quit it, you quietly let him do it until you decided that you weren’t good enough for him? Stars he messed this up.

He finds you when you’re at work. Sneakily creeping up behind you and teleporting you to his house. He stands in front of you while awkwardly rubbing his neck, avoiding eye contact. He’s not good with apologies, but you deserve one. And he tells you that you are way out of his league, and just way too good for him. And he really doesn’t deserve to get you back. But please. He didn’t realize how much it hurt you.

SF!Sans: He is both angry and sad. But at first he simply refuses. And he’s trying to tell you that you don’t mean what you’re saying. You can’t break up with him. So he’s going to go calm down somewhere and let you get to your senses. But you can’t be a pushover if you’re dating him, so that’s not going to work. He gets more and more desperate. And in the end you’ll have him pleading, begging you to stop this nonsense. He’s telling you to rethink it and that ‘’You don’t mean what you’re saying right now- No Y/N don’t interrupt me, listen to me you’re not thinking straight!’’ Even though he’s as upset as he is, he’s still trying to be diplomatic, borderline manipulative. It’s the only way he knows he can make you stay. But it doesn’t work. And when you’ve truly walked away from him. He sinks down onto his knees and stares after you. One part of him wants to curl up and cry, another part wants to destroy every living thing in a one mile radius of his house. He ends up wrecking the place until it’s unrecogniseble.

He keeps trying to contact you during the following days. And eventually he shows up at wherever it is you’re staying. And he demands that you tell him exactly why you broke up with him. If only so that he can at least move on (He’s lying, he’s not planning on moving on anytime soon). When you finally cave and tel him your reasons, it’s like the annoyance and superiority he’s been faking melts away. And he actually whispers oh. This wasn’t what he had expected. Not even close. He pulls you in harshly for a hug despite your protests, and he prepares himself to swallow his pride. Which is already damaged beyond repair from his little temper tantrum. When he moves back from the hug he actually apologizes. And promises to never let you feel like that again, if you’ll take him back. It’s a promise he intends to keep for the rest of his life.

SF!Papyrus: When you break up with him, it’s like he’s just standing there taking a scolding. He knew that you had been too good to be true. But he didn’t think it’d end like this and it hurts. He doesn’t even bother with trying to keep a cool expression. Tears are dripping down his cheeks as he asks you to stay, begs you. In his quiet voice. He doesn’t expect you to, you looked like you’d made up your mind already. And even though he’s hurt and his natural instincts are telling him to be angry he can’t. Not at you. So when you’re saying your goodbyes he studies your face instead. Trying to memorize it in all it’s tearstained beauty. He holds on to that mental picture. He’s thinking that at least those tears seemed to be for him, and not you. He’s not sure if that’s making him feel better though. It just makes his mind go on a constant loop of why.

He isolates himself after this. Meaning that it takes him literal months to hear why you broke up with him. It’s Sans who spills the beans, after hearing it from Alphys while training. He only told his brother so he’d stop moping around the house and go fix his relationship or whatever.

When Russ finds you, he teleports you to his rooms and locks the door behind him. For a second it looks like he’s going to murder you, you’d forgotten how scary he really is. Especially when he’s got you pushed up against a wall and he’s towering over you.

But then he starts talking, almost too quick for you to hear. Like he’s nervous.     ‘’I know why you broke up with me. And if you really think that I’m the better one in this relationship then I don’t know what the hell to tell you, but you should know better. This whole thing you did was complete bullshit and if you’d just talked to me back then, we wouldn’t have had to go through this for literal months. And I don’t know if you’ve moved on already, I haven’t. But I’m not going to let you carry on without knowing that you are a cute fucking idiot and I am not too good for you, you’re the one who’s way too good for me and I don’t know why you fell for me of all people in the first place’’-

He’s breathless when he finishes his little speak, and as you’re standing there processing it, and he’s catching his bearings again. He suddenly pulls you in close and kisses you. Soft and gentle but still with the same passion he delivered the speech with. You both melt into it and he wraps his arms around you and tangles his fingers in your hair. Good luck telling him that you still want him to be ancient history after that.

We want somebody who’s gonna wanna work with us and make us a better dancer. Because, in all reality, we’re getting older and if we wanna be in this industry, part of it is having to do things like we did today. Like, dancing like that, that’s like what we’re going to have to do in the real world industry. So we have to learn someday and some how. So I think that with all these different choreographers we’ve been having, it’s really good for us because we are learning are things… We wanted to do something different and something that we were going to learn from.

anonymous asked:

I dont know if I believe Camryn went after Ashlee physically. But if she did my question is what did Ashlee do to make a 14 year old overreact to that degree. Like after all the shit that has gone down today I do not believe for one second that Ashlee didn't somehow provoke Camryn to come at her. Hell I'd believe Ashlee may have even dared Camryn to come at her at this point.

it will be an interesting ep i am sure

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I’m sorry I didn’t answer all of them, if I did, that’d be a TON of “happy birthdays” and I don’t wanna spam your dash. I read every single message, and they were all super sweet. Like, seriously! Today was honestly one of the best birthdays I’ve had, and you guys had a huge part to do with that. Thank you!

Hello everybody! :D
Today I made a lot of drawings. (17!)
I’m proud of myself. I want to say thank you! Today I did what I could never do. I want to apologize that I couldn’t draw all who asked today. I’m a little tired (a little) and I want to sleep. I hope you understand me. ^-^’

Thank you all!
Tomorrow I will continue to draw your requests. ^w^

Originally posted by nosleeptbh

And today’s feature presentation is: Tags in a bad quality Tobin pic

Featuring:
“That’s a dumb hat”
“What those hands do”
“When did James Bay get here?”
“She’s still hot af”
“Wait I thought she was in California with Christen?”
and my person favorite
“Fuck you Jill for hurting my baby”

Under the Ice

January 2nd

The kid did well today. Didn’t make any big mistakes or get in anybody’s way and he kept his mouth shut and listened to what he was told. I think we’ll keep him around, he’s much better than the others that have been sent our way. You know the ones who think they’re better at your job than you even though they just started and you’ve been doing it for over twenty years? Yeah, those disrespectful little shits.

As long as this kid does his job and doesn’t cause any trouble though, we’ll be golden.

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January 3rd

More of the same today as every other day. Not sure why I write in this damn thing, I’ve never been a man of many words and certainly no author. I guess I do this to pass the time when there’s nothing else to do even if it is five minutes. I’m just not sure what to write here.

I’m old (I’ve been informed forty-five is old now) and tired and just can’t wait to go home. It’s too damn cold here. Fuck Greenland and its endless goddamn snow.

At least we won’t be here much longer. Just till the end of the month and then we go home.

I used to complain about California being too warm all year round with no snow but now I don’t think I’ll ever say another bad thing about the warmth again.

Can’t wait to be done here.

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Sorry for the length/emoness of this post. It is 15m related, I swear.

Idk man, the milestone video made me do that thing where you’re almost crying but not and your throat starts stinging and your chest gets a little tight. Do y'all know what I’m talking about? Also one time I did that voice catch thing where you’re trying to be quiet about tearing up, lol. Sort of wept slightly but didn’t fully cry, papa bless.

I was thinking about it earlier today, and I just don’t understand how Jack can mean so much to me when I don’t even know him personally. Like, if I ever found out that he was fake or had done something bad it would absolutely destroy me. If he decides to quit I’ll respect that and be genuinely glad he’s doing what’s best for him, but I’ll also be heartbroken. He’s not some perfect idol, but God fuck he represents and means a lot to me.

In Jack I’ve found faith in the fact that there are good people in the world, and a sense of belief in general. I’ve never looked up to people or had a ton that held fast in my core identity and worldview, but I do now. Through Jack I’ve learned to be a more positive and optimistic person, even if I still have miles of room for improvement. I whole-heartedly and unwaveringly believe in Jack and his content and this community more than almost anything else in the world. More than I believe in humankind as a whole or religion or love or the future or myself. Almost as much as I believe in books and music. A lot. I could live without his presence, but I wouldn’t be the same. A heartstring would snap.

I hate myself a little bit for it. I hate being really passionate about something because it makes me feel stupid or silly or irrational and… Idk, weak? I hate admitting I care about someone I’ve never met because it makes me feel like a freak. I worry sometimes about being too emotional or saying/doing something wrong, and I feel like the person would be disgusted by me and my fandom even though I don’t think that’s the case with Jack, who’s so kind and compassionate. I hate knowing that there’s something that makes me so vulnerable by virtue of meaning something to me. (I’m a deeply fucked up person, haha.) But you know what? That’s outweighed by how wonderful it is.

It’s incredible to know and actually believe that I matter in this community. And to have so much fun here and feel like there’s this little corner of the Internet that’s home to me. It’s been mind blowing to re-discover a love of writing I haven’t known since childhood and to have tried out (and enjoyed) video editing. To have found another thing to add to the small collection of things that make deeply and consistently feel energized/passionate/happy. (Not that I can’t be happy in regular life, just that this stuff is more reliable and deeper in my soul.) It’s so cool to see so much art and gif-making and writing and etc. from the community. And of course it’s been unbelievable to find that Jack is so genuine, interactive with the community and cares so much about the fans, and is just generally a decent and socially accessible human off camera.

I think that’s part of why I’ve never shared anything about a video or something that I didn’t like. Because even though, as Jack said today, he values our honesty and constructive criticism, I would feel bad for saying anything remotely negative and bringing down the community or Jack at all. I mean, I’ve rarely felt that way about stuff on the channel or Jack, but when I have I’ve kept it to myself especially since I don’t really have anything constructive/meaningful to add. If I do have something meaningful to add, I will I suppose.

But back to the actual video!! I’m super glad and proud that Jack continues to strive for self-improvement and reaching new goals. It’s good to see him continue growing as a person and setting an example for the rest of us. I hope his life changes go wonderfully. I’m also super eager to see what he has up his sleeve for the rest of the year. And btw, we’re probably going to hit 20 million by the end of the year, guys. I love that he considers his role/responsibility as a huge social media icon and wants to use it for good. And that he’s so ridiculously humble and real. That’s incredible.

I also want to say how much I appreciate his little speech about his role as a distraction/therapist (lol). He absolutely does make me happy for 10 or 20 or 80 minutes and is religiously a part of my nightly routine (I watch YouTube at night, and specifically make sure to watch every upload from him before bed, unless I just absolutely can’t for some reason.) His videos are an escape once in a while. But he’s not my only coping tool or light, and I’m so glad he brought that up, especially for younger viewers. It’s very important to seek out mental health assistance in multiple ways and ideally involve a professional at times. Jack’s channel is a wonderful safe/happy place, but it shouldn’t be the sole good resource in your life if at all possible. And also I don’t want him to feel burdened to be a rock for us or to put on a happy face every single day. He deserves to unguiltily feel both good and unpleasant emotions just like everyone else and be a real human.

I don’t fucking know what this train wreck post turned into, but I really hope it was at least partially sensible and not unreasonably emotional. I hope it is positive overall and contributes something to the milestone celebration in its own wierd way. I hope it was worth writing and sharing.

But more than anything, I hope Jack is super proud of himself and of his community, and that he has/had an incredible day. Congrats, man!!! 🎉🎉

Hi you wanna know what my other favorite part of the concert was!!!???? It was when they finished not today and they were doing the opening introductions and everyone started cheering and namjoon did that thing where he starts to smile and he can’t contain it but he tries really hard anyway and his dimples pop out and his eyes get all squishy and he covers his face with his hand for a second and then he just kind of looks up at the ceiling for a second, gives in, and just BEAMS and it was so amazingly, beautiful !!!the most gorgeous !!!! and I got to see it in person !!!! on a giant screen !!!! and I swear to god my heart skipped a beat !!!! 💕💕💕💕💕