this is what happens when im bored as hell

sorry to be so Extra™ but when wmyb was released i hated one direction so fucking much like what the fuck are these lyrics???

“don’t need makeup to cover up” BITCH MAKEUP IS AN ART FORM TRY TO MASTER A WINGED EYELINER AND THEN TALK.

“you don’t know you’re beautiful that’s what makes you beautiful” WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK?? YO NO KINK SHAMING HERE OR ANYTHING BUT YOU LIKE THE FACT YOU THINK IM INSECURE?? MESS. 

“idk why you’re being shy” NAH SON IM NOT YOU PROBABLY JUST BORE THE HELL OUTA ME AND I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOUR LAME ASS EVER THOT ABOUT THAT 

“but when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell you don’t know you’re beautiful” MAYBE I LIKE THE INTERIOR DESIGN OF THE GOD DAMN FLOOR??? MAYBE ITS PRETTIER THAN YOUR FACE??????? 

anyway. i love these bitches now. idk how the hell that happened. they sneaky. fuck you, one direction. FUCK YOU!!!

My six year old little brother asked me how long heaven goes on for and what happens when you die there. I explained that you don’t die there and it goes on forever. He started crying and said he doesn’t want to go to heaven because we won’t get a break and now IM thinking about it.

I mean I used to believe in heaven and god and all that but I’m already bored of living, immortality in the clouds sounds more like hell.

fairy2queen  asked:

ChuuAku /and/or/ Dazatsu for the OTP question meme

Who is the most affectionate?

Atsushi ofc!! Dazai isn’t thaat much of affectional person but he tries anyway

Big spoon/Little spoon?

Weirdly Atsushi is big spoon while dazai is little CAUSE ATSU UR SO CLINGY??

Most common argument?

Suicide attempts, it gives Atsushi alot of anxiety ‘at least let me pay my debt…you helped me so much..by making me believe in myself..that i am stronger than i think that i can face the world on my own..let me do the same for you! Please!!’ Dazai just stares at Atsushi and laughs waving his hand dismissively

Favorite non-sexual activity?

Watching movies or playing video games (probably the later cause the loser will buy dinner lol)

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Atsushi?? Cause lazy dazai would lay on the ground embarrassing the heck out of atsu

What is their favorite feature of their partners?

Dazai: likes Atsushi smile cause its so genuine and so much alive?? He wonders if ‘human’ looks like Atsushi but probably not Atsushi: he likes dazai’s hair so fluffy and oddly silky??

Whats the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Dazai starts smiling more?? And he actually starts worrying and caring about Atsushi’s well being be it physically or mentally  Atsushi start seeing how beautiful life is and its great to be alive being surrounded by people who care and love you, who point out your strength and weak spots and help him improve

Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Tiger cub/ overdramatic mummy

Who worries the most?

Dazai but he doesn’t say it out loud

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Dazai ofc and he likes to say it before atsu just to make him feel embarrassed lol

Who tops?

Uhh i hc dazai as ace

Who initiates kisses?

Atsushi which is embarrassing for him

Who reaches for the others hand first?

Dazai -remembers the ending-

Who kisses the hardest?

Dazai

Who wakes up first?

Dazai does he ever sleep you never know

Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

ATSUSHI but he remembers Kunikida and just runs to the bathroom comes back to see dazai having his beauty sleep

Who says I love you first?

Dazai just say it and Atsushi dies

Who leaves little notes in the others one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Dazai, 'hey Atsushi-kun if i didnt comeback Kunikida-kun probably killed me with his nagging see you in heaven…or hell… u wont go to hell atsushi-kun u are an angel’ Atsushi keeps this one cause he dies laughing

Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

Everyone just figures it out

What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

They dont mind actually and its none of their business tbh

Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Dazai!!! He would just startle Atsushi and just go

Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Both of them cook but dazai’s cooking wins

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Atsushi trying to outsmart dazai but failing lol cause news flash tiger cub dazai is the sappiest

Who whispers inappropriate things in the others ear during inappropriate times?

Dazai… he wants to get a burger with Kunikida’s money and ranpo is in. He just needs Kunikida’s wallet. Ofc all that happens in an important meeting

Who needs more assurance?

Atsushi cause dazai just bottles everything up and refuse to fall apart

What would be their theme song?

Havent thought about it yet

Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Dazai

What do they do when theyre away from each other?

Face time cause 'hey im bored as hell and im worried about you i need to see you’

one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

That Atsushi wonders when will he asks dazai to have a couple suicide…when will he just lose his faith in a 'life is beautiful, its great to be alive’ lie

one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

That being with Atsushi just brings the inner goodness in dazai and how happy he feels on the inside just being with Atsushi. Maybe just maybe oda is praising him from heaven

Now You've Got To Breathe: Texting

Submitted by: keep-yourwingscas

Description: After the accident that took his parent’s life, Stiles locked himself in his own dark and private world, alone with his demons. When a certain strawberry blonde enters his life, there’s nothing he can do but watch as she breaks his walls.

Rating: K+

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy

[Prologue] [Chips] [Starting Sessions] [Hold Your Tongue] [Needing a Break] [Hard to Breathe] [Changing of the Seasons] [No Secrets] [Rainy] [Waffles and Grease] [Stop Hiding] [Texting]

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anonymous asked:

Ok so I was just like scrolling through my recommended videos on YouTube for something to watch and the HLP music video came up and I thought I might as well just watch it for old times sake cos I was bored and then when I was watching it I was like WHY DID I EVER STOP LISTENING TO THE SONG/WATCHING THIS???? ITS LITERALLY LIKE A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE AND UGH IDEK JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT TROYES MUSIC IS PERFECT AND IM SO FRICKING EXCITED FOR HIS NEW ALBUM LIKE WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!

YES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME, I STOP LISTENING TO ONE OF THE FIVE FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND THEN I HEAR IT AGAIN AND I’M LIKE HOLY SHIT WHY THE HELL DID I STOP I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE ALBUM THOUGH LIKE 10+ SONGS FROM HIM ARE YOU KIDDING I’LL DIE