this is what happens when i have too much coffee

just enj things™

- enjolras has super uncooperative hair when he wakes up (read: highkey hot as fuck)
- he sings under his breath while making coffee and often gets carried away and does this silly dancing thing that once combeferre walked in on with the most smug amused grin and enj just stopped dead in his tracks and then said “i still have that 2008 disco tape ;)) sweaty” yes in verbal convo fight me and ferre went almost pale and he’s got rlly dark skin so u can imagine what happened in 2008
- enjolras once got carpal tunnel from writing too much angry poetry
- enjolras won the literary award at his school every year and he actually went to the same hs as jehan and they weren’t friends yet, so once a desperate and raging jehan convinced montparnasse to climb into enj’s room and take a pic of the certificate bc they wanted to know what it looked like omfg
- they’re so pure they keep saying sorry for that
- enjolras plays the bass
- grantaire plays the lovestruck fool
- bahorel and enjolras deadass have an annulled marriage (viva las vegas)
- enjolras once cried mid-lecture because he was orating as vp of student council and he got SO EMO that he literally shook his head and kept apologising and asked ferre to take over
- ferre was shook
- enjolras hugs better than anyone it’s so warm in those gay arms
- enjolras can do a one-armed cartwheel and he and courf used to make cheerleading choreographies in their spare time in 6th grade
- jehan and courf dated in 6th grade oh my god enjolras kept their Special Love Notebook (™) (no seriously that’s what they called it) (it was a notebook they passed to each other during class & enj wasn’t allowed to look and he never did bc my baby’s honest n loyal) it’s still in his desk
- enjolras got arrested for stealing a frozen pizza once (maybe not SO honest)
- it was for the good of the people
- enjolras is a hoe for sam wilson he’s his fave mcu character
- enjolras once left late after school was dismissed and he started chatting w the janitor, phil, and managed to convince him to go after his dream and now Phil opened his first photography gallery if u don’t think enj has always been an angel ur wrong
- enj broke his ribs in a fist fight, he wasn’t very good at that kinda stuff so after he healed he legit took 4 different self defense classes because “i cannot cope with not being good at this” and ferre literally had a fit bc “enj whaT The Fucj you work a job and u have class every day are u srsly pulling this 9 hrs a week punching shit crap”
- “yes.”
- no worries lols that’s where he met grantaire :)) he was his boxing instructor :)) need i say more
- ok sweaty shirtless r 👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌 ya enj thinks so too
- enjolras is the BEST at naming things. courf once rolled out of bed at 4am just to text him: “mil dollar job idea: u should b professional gelato shop consultant and help them name their flavours i dk what m sayin” [sic]

25. If Calum Hood Was Your Boyfriend

A/N: I am always so amazed that people actually read what I write and enjoy it. Thank you so much. 

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Baker Street Irregulars ya'll

I’ve seen a lot of fancasting and headcannon’s floating around about what cool cannon things Elementary can pull out (genderbent Moriarty? Genderbent Victor Trevor? Irene Adler? BRING IT) , but what about the  Baker Street Irregulars?

 I mean, for me there are some unfortunate class issues  within the homeless network of BBC Sherlock, so I for one would love to see a network of buskers and wait staff and students and artists that help Holmes for the money, and some for the thrill of it, while not letting him forget he is some weird white dude who comes from money.

I WANT ALL THE SASS AND ‘MURDER IS AFOOT? COOL STORY BRO NOW TIP YOU’RE WAITRESS’

Waiting For College

College is one of those things that everyone spends their whole life preparing you for: your parents, teachers, soccer coaches, older siblings, great aunt twice removed, etc. Everyone talks about it like it’s the best thing that will ever happen to you, but what if it’s not? What if right now is the best thing that will ever happen to me? What if living my life as it happens is the best decision I will ever make?

I think your life really begins when you realize that it has already begun.

When you realize that every second you start pining for the future is one second that you are oblivious to the magical mess of existence that is around you – that’s life. There’s one goal I have in mind right now: making this summer the best one yet.

One full of late nights and long talks, early mornings and too much coffee, laughing and crying and making friends that will last a lifetime. There is so much time for those crazy strangers at frat parties or random girls you’ll meet on the way to class but, for right now, there is only so much time for the people who have gotten me through the last four years of my life.

Let’s live this summer like it’s our last one we have, and let’s live each day as if it was the best day of our lives because let’s be honest, isn’t it?

- ANONYMOUS