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Papi-Chulo-Bucky Masterlist!

-Bucky Barnes-

Series:

Let’s Pretend (NSFW) - Tony finds a website of two shape shifting mutant pornstars who make their living impersonating the Avengers on their website and decides to show the team. - FINISHED

Delta (NSFW) [A/B/O] Reader is a rare being in the a/b/o cycle and finds herself along side the Avengers. She manages to hide her true nature successfully until she catches the eye of a certain blue eyed super soldier. -FINISHED

Panic Cord - Reader is a blind person living in New York, when one day she’s saved by a mysterious man with a metal arm who shows her that seeing isn’t always believing. 

All American Asphyxiation (NSFW) - Reader convinces Bucky into a Dom/Sub relationship in order to help each other form stability in their lives. - FINISHED

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (NSFW)- Reader signs up for an online app similar to Omegle, but little does she know that she’s talking to the one and only Sebastian Stan. 

Haunting Me (NSFW) - Reader is a normal young adult living in New York, but little does she know that she’s a reincarnation of the long lost Bucky Barnes’ fiance from the 1940′s. What happens when she runs into Steve in 2012? Most importantly, what happens when she runs into The Winter Soldier? (Bucky x POC Reader)

Siniy Reader is an Avenger, but unlike them, she’s not a demi god, millionaire, super soldier, or a science experiment. She’s got a whole other dilemma: she’s not of this world. Things happen, and she finds herself on the run with Team Cap in Bucharest, along with catching the eye of Bucky Barnes.

One Shots:

Nicknames (NSFW)Reader tells the team of her cute little nickname for a certain super soldier.

Demonstrate (NSFW) Part 1|Part 2 -  Reader is a newbie pornstar, about to take on her first gig at Stark Industries. When she learns she’s working with porn legend Bucky Barnes, she’s in for a wild ride.

It’ll Last Longer (NSFW)After being gifted a Polaroid camera, Bucky becomes infatuated with taking pictures. Reader finds out that Bucky likes to take pictures of her, leading them to discovering Bucky’s camera kink.

Pursuit of Happiness -  After witnessing your boyfriend Bucky’s struggle with anxiety, you take it upon yourself to help him by any means necessary.

Dazed and Confused - Reader suffers a traumatic event that leads to her having insomnia. Tony offers her a certain “herbal solution” which leads to a very unexpected result. 

Reminisce - Bucky and his son reminisce about your relationship, which leads your son to revealing a big secret to his father. 

Bad Things (NSFW)For her twenty first birthday, Reader’s friends take her to a male strip club in hopes of giving her a good time. When the most famous dancer there, The Winter Soldier offers her a private dance, things get heated.

Daddy’s Girl (NSFW) - Reader brings Bucky back home to her hometown for Christmas to take the next big step in their relationship: meeting your family. After arriving early, you decide to have some fun with your boyfriend. What happens when you guys realize you’re not the only ones home?  

Or Nah (NSFW) -  Reader and Bucky are doing their routine workout before an extremely important mission, which doesn’t go as planned when Bucky shows her his own little playlist he made.

Promiscuous Boy Reader and Bucky share a very heated dance after consuming way too many drinks at Tony’s party, which leads to a very surprising ending.

I Miss You  (NSFW) - After weeks of being apart from your boyfriend, Bucky, the distance become a bit too much for you to handle.

Requests: 

Beggin’ For Thread (NSFW) - Reader steals some of Bucky’s boxers during laundry day. But when he goes to her for comfort from a thunderstorm, he gets a pleasant surprise.

Beware (NSFW) - Reader is a failed test subject of the Winter Soldier project. After Alexander Pierce orders him to be given to Asset One, Reader is forced to share a cell with the Winter Soldier himself. (Male Reader x Bucky Barnes)

And I Drove You Crazy (NSFW) - Reader’s bike needs to be repaired asap, leading her to come across an insanely gorgeous mechanic whom she may or may not want to bang the second she lays eyes on him.

Sweet Like Candy (NSFW) - After planning an entire day to spend with you (and confess his feelings towards you) Bucky’s plans are disrupted when Sam steals all of his clothes.

Fire (NSFW) - Reader and Bucky Barnes just don't get along at all. She thinks hes too brooding and a total try hard, and he thinks shes a pampered bitch. After one heated fight on the quinjet that ends up going way too far.

Cherry Bomb  (NSFW) - Reader takes Bucky out for milkshakes, which leads to some very naughtiness when she shows him she can tie a cherry stem with her tongue. 

Double Tap (NSFW) - After a disappointing night out, Sebastian and Reader have some naughty fun with Instagram Live. 

Body Language (NSFW) - Reader and Bucky have been in a relationship for a while, and she’s ready to take the relationship to the next level. But Reader has a small problem: she’s deaf.


- Clay Apuzzo - 

Series:

Holy Ghost (NSFW) - Reader is a wallflower working as a waitress in Los Angeles to pay her tuition. One night, after a heavy flirting session, a mysterious man known as Clay Apuzzo, leaves her a gracious tip, along with his phone number and a note offering her to be his sugar baby.

One Shots: 

The Climb Clay finds the hope he desperately needed right before he nearly loses everything he’s ever wanted.

tiana425  asked:

(Don't know if you are taking request, but if you are...) Could you do a Gruvia AU, where Gray is a celebrity and he and Juvia have to sneak out in order to go on a date together, all while hiding from the ever-present paparazzi? (Basically like the movie Starstruck😂) Also, I love your work so much, never stop writing!💗

Gray looked down to his wrist and winced. He’d be late for his date. Again. All because there were stupid paparazzi in front of his building. His new movie would premiere in a week and apparently, his life was suddenly very interesting to them.

He always managed well the reporters, but since he traded the small screen for the big one, they seemed to take a much deeper interest in him, which annoyed him a great deal.

Funny enough, he was always fine during TV interviews or questions asked during the red carpet, but to camp outside of his apartment was stepping the line.

He really couldn’t reschedule the date, not when he had to cancel the last two and had to meet his girlfriend at the office and after a lot of trouble, he manages to hide her in his car so they could go to his apartment.

Juvia was a saint for putting it up with his crazy life and didn’t complain.

They had known each other for three years and been dating for a year. Juvia met him when he was still trying to get casted for silly commercials while she was a temp at Fairy Tail Entertainment. She was the one who got him the interview in which he had gotten his big break.

One day she saw him rehearsing and according to her, his acting skills had touched her soul and she fell in love with him at that moment.

Well, Gray’s soul took a little longer to get touched, mostly because of some dark things that happened in his past.

A year before, he finally embraced his feeling and they had been dating ever since. Only their closest friends knew about it and Gray’s manager. Gray thought they’d have more freedom if they kept it hidden.

They didn’t.

Deciding his plan of action, Gray grabbed his keys and went down to the garage, choosing to get his motorcycle instead of his car – it would be easier to not be followed that way.

He put his helmet on and hopped on the bike, ready to storm out of the building and it was like he imagines it would be. The reporters were distracted and by the time they realized it was Gray who had come out on his motorcycle, he was already turning the corner.

Finding his girlfriend wasn’t very hard, she had a very unique shade of hair. She was seated on a bench at the park that faced the pond, distracted and using her phone. Gray arranged his cap better so it would be harder for people to recognize him and called her name when he was close enough.

“Juvia.”

She looked up and Gray’s stomach got filled with butterflies with the smile she offered him. It was strange that even after one year dating, he still got them when she smiled that way just for him.

“Gray-sama!” She got up from the bench and Gray had to think fast when she basically just threw herself at him, kissing his lips with a peck and his arms tightened around her.

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Juvia doesn’t mind.” She told him and he let go of her and allowed her to get his hand so they could walk around the park – he wasn’t much a fan of it, but he figured she deserved it after putting up with him. “Paparazzi?”

“In front of my apartment.” He groaned. “My life is pretty boring aside from the movies, I don’t know what they are trying to find.”

Juvia chuckled and got closer to him so she rested her head on his arm. “Oh, I don’t know; maybe a hidden girlfriend of one year that is not in the show biz?”

Gray snorted. “They haven’t find out in one year, I think they aren’t looking hard enough.”

“They know something is happening.” She shrugged. “You dodge the questions about whether you are single or not like a professional. It’s a nice skill to have.”

“Thank you.” He nodded.

“You know Juvia wouldn’t mind if you wanted to go public about our relationship.” The blunette said slowly, knowing he was a bit paranoid with the idea. “You wouldn’t have to dodge or lie, then.”

Gray shook his head. “You work with me and people are crazy, they’d make up stories about us, about why we are together and they would dig into your life, trying to get dirt on you.” He stopped walking and turned to face her. “I don’t want that to happen.”

“Of course you don’t.” Her blue eyes were soft as she grabbed his other hand. “Juvia knew what she was signing for when we started this. I know that you’d rather protect me, but if we go public, you wouldn’t be so worried about people taking our picture together, or sneaking around town so you can spend a night in my apartment. It would be a couple of weeks of paparazzi, but then they’d move on.” She brought his right hand to her lips and gave it a small kiss. “I love you and I want to be with you, no matter what.”

Stupid butterflies, Gray thought, as his stomach got even more filled with them.

Stepping closer to her, Gray untangled his hands from hers before he cupped her cheeks and he gave her a sweet and loving kiss.

“I just don’t want for you to get hurt by media lies.”

Juvia smiled. “They can try, but won’t succeed. You and I know the truth, no matter what they do or say, don’t we?” He nodded. “Good. Oh, you could take Juvia as your date for the movie premiere!”

Gray laughed out loud. “Drop the bomb there? It would break them.”

“Good, let them break. They deserve the shock if they are going to follow us around later.” Juvia chuckled.

“I’ll think about it.” He granted. “Now can we please talk about something else, I can’t discuss any more red carpet business, I’ve been trying suits to wear for a week and my agent doesn’t approve any of them so I’ll have to try even more.”

Juvia laughed, twined their hands together once again and started to tell him about her days at work and Gray listened very closely, glad to be distracted from his own problems.

He’d think about showing Juvia to the world, even though he was most certain the world didn’t deserve to know such a wonderful person as she was, but maybe it was time, he was more influential now, could contain the most damaging news.

But for the moment, he was just glad to be walking around the park with her.

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AN: I hope it was alright! <3

The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Dreamer

Ronan didn’t intend for it to happen and yet here they where: a surly, sleep-deprived teen and a sentient, sartorial mouse. Oh, and a tiny, fully functional motorcycle.

Ronan did what he always did when confounded by his dreams: he showed up on Adam’s doorstep. It was three in the morning. Adam Parrish had finally fallen asleep. He was groggy and rumpled when he opened the door.

“Ronan,” he sighed before stepping back and letting Ronan in.

Ronan was vibrating with excess energy, his eyes wide and practically sparkling. “Parrish,” he breathed, “you will not believe this.”

Adam collapsed on his bed. He was prepared to believe anything if it meant he could go back to sleep.

“Yes?” he asked and yawned widely.

“Look.”

Ronan carefully reached into the pocket of his leather jacket and pulled out a mouse. A mouse who was dressed almost identically to Ronan: miniscule jeans, black muscle tee, and a leather jacket.

Adam blinked twice and rubbed his eyes.

“What… I mean, who is this?” He was wide awake now. Ronan’s weirdness had reached a new level.

“Are you kidding me?” Ronan laughed incredulously. “This is Ralph! You know… The Mouse and the Motorcycle?”

Adam shook his head. The mouse, Ralph, stared at him with blatant disapproval.

Ronan was shocked. Didn’t everyone read this book as a child? Sure, Niall and Aurora weren’t your average parents but they still kept with the classic children’s books. But Adam didn’t have that, did he? Ronan swallowed around the lump in his throat. Ralph jumped off his hand and started exploring Adam’s apartment. Adam watched him with avid curiosity.

“Okay, here’s the plan,” Ronan said. “You can read the book to Opal. Lord knows she loves bedtime stories. We’ll work our way through the canon. It’ll, uh, be great.”

“Oh?” Adam asked. “Does this mean you’ll also read her some books?”

Ronan thought about it. Ralph had made it up onto Adam’s desk and was reading his history essay.

“Sure,” Ronan agreed. “But only The Dark is Rising. And A Wrinkle in Time.”

“I haven’t read those,” Adam admitted. Ronan howled and mimed being wounded. Adam playfully tackled him and it devolved into a tickle war.

They were interrupted by a surprisingly low, “Dudes.” Both of them jerked upright, nearly knocking their heads together as they scanned the room for the speaker.

“Down here,” said the voice. They peered over the edge of the bed and there was Ralph, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

“Fuck, man, I forgot you were here,” Ronan apologized.

Ralph shrugged. “Don’t worry about it.”

Adam stared at Ralph, then Ronan, before doubling over in laughter. “I *can’t* believe you dreamed yourself a… a mouse doppleganger!”

Ronan and Ralph both vehemently denied this but Adam knew the truth and he couldn’t help but be charmed by imagining kid Ronan daydreaming about an adventurous mouse and his badass bike.

You never grow out of some dreams.

[Ralph comes to live at the Barns and teaches the other mice how to ride the motorcycle. They all want one. Ronan spends a week dreaming up different models. The first all-mice motorcycle gang is formed.

Adam and Ronan start reading classic children’s books to Opal. She loves it. Her favorite story is The Graveyard Book. She says Bod reminds her of someone.]

anonymous asked:

Hey, do you know of any fics with trans Remus or Sirius, or just any trans characters in general. Preferably more happy ones, I just got putted to my parents as trans and I'm feeling kinda shitty right now. It's fine if you don't know of any

Oh jeez, it really sucks that you got outed…outing anyone else is just such a shitty thing to do. I hope things get better for you– you’re awesome and strong and I know you can do this, even though it’s hard and it doesn’t feel good right now.

But anyway, yes, I can absolutely provide you with some trans!wolfstar recs! I’ve recently updated my trans!Sirius reclist and my non-binary!Sirius reclist, and for tumblr posts I have a trans!Remus tag, a trans!Sirius tag, and a non-binary!Sirius tag. And for non-wolfstar I only have a small list of trans!Lily fics but if you request other HP characters I’ll see what I can do. All that’s left is trans!Remus fics, so here you go! 

Notes: There are actually so. many. FANTASTIC trans!Remus fics that I’ve had to break them up into “Definitely read” (my faves) and “Also check out” but honestly all of them are fabulous & worth reading. I’ve tried to make this a fairly comprehensive list of trans!Remus wolfstar fics, but I’ve done my best to mark angsty fics & list warnings so that you can decide whether or not to read them.

All fics feature transmale!Remus unless noted specifically that the fic contains transfemale!Remus.

Trans!Remus fics

Definitely read:

  • *TransFigured by picascribit– 26k, E, mwpp era. “We thought you might be a werewolf,” said Sirius. “What?” Remus almost laughed at the absurdity….“I know. All I meant was, we thought you might be, and we still wanted to be friends. Whatever you’re not telling us — how much worse can it be?“” Fantastic fic but beware of angst, esp. in the beginning. TW: suicide attempt, transphobia, bullying, dysphoria. [Sequel: TransLate– 5k, M, mwpp era. Accidental pregnancy.]
  • *I’ll paint a mural of your smile by david8– 33k, T, non-magic/coffee shop AU. “…it doesn’t take Sirius long to sense something different about Remus…And soon, even Remus understands that not everything is as it should be with the seemingly happy, extroverted and flirtatious rich guy…” Also with bipolar, non-binary Sirius. Some angst related to mental illness.
  • *I just didn’t know it yet. by genderisasocialconstruct– 1k, G, MWPP era & post-Hogwarts. “Sirius comes to realise that the time waiting for his soulmate was well worth the wait.” Soulmate AU. Super super cute. Fluff. 
  • *Queer As Day by philiatran– WIP~ 24k, T, non-magic/university AU. “Sirius Black…has two things. 1. A penchant for photography. and 2. A tumblr blog dedicated to picture after picture of Remus Lupin.” Everyone is queer and it is fabulous. Some angst regarding friendships, as well as several clearly-marked triggers, esp. TW: dysphoria, transphobia, past suicide attempt, depression.
  • Long Distance by irrationalmoony & LadyAmina– WIP~ 21k, E, non-magic/university AU. “James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter have been inseparable since…their first day at Hogwarts boarding school. So when Remus relocates to France for further schooling…they’re not going to let the distance stop them…” Texting fic, also with genderfluid!Sirius. Fluff.
  • *Succession of Halos by LadyFaceElena– 7k, G, non-magic AU. “When Remus gets talked into seeing his favourite author–Astronomy Professor S. Black–hold a stargazing lecture, he…does not expect the ripped jeans and rolling-stones t-shirt wearing, motor-bike riding Sirius Black….” Also has genderfluid!Sirius.
  • Forbidden by LadyFaceElena– 12k, G, non-magic/university AU. “...Lily and Marlene decide to make a video in response to Israel’s banned book about a Jewish and Arab romance…Artist Sirius Black reluctantly agrees to participate…having no idea he’s on the path to finding love…” Also has genderfluid!Sirius. Contains discussions of family issues & oppression but not overly angsty.
  • *All Hail the Outlaws by LadyFaceElena– 29k, E, non-magic/university AU. “One of Remus Lupin’s three jobs happens to be working maintenance for their flat building…James Potter and Sirius Black move in across the hall…the pair set out to make their neighbours new best friends, and everyone’s life is turned upside down, but in the best way possible.” Some mentions of transphobia & misgendering but mostly fluff.
  • Boys by oliverdalstonbrowning– 3k, G, mwpp era. “Remus doubts himself and Sirius plays Space Oddity.” So much fluff. Remus has some dysphoria in this but really it’s just so fluffy.
  • The Hands and the Heart by oliverdalstonbrowning–3k, T, mwpp era. “Dysphoria is the hardest struggle Remus has ever faced, but Sirius is determined to show him the hands and the heart of his situation. [TW: Gender Dysphoria, self-harm, brief alcohol mention.]” Definitely angsty but oh-so-sweet.
  • No Understanding no Sound from Above by kyuuketsukirui– 2k, M, multiple eras. “Remus has a secret that has nothing to do with the full moon.” Closeted transfemale!Remus. Beautiful writing but very sad– lots of internal and external angst due to canon timeline, no happy ending. 
  • ennui by elliotasterion– WIP~ 12k, M, magic AU set after PoA. “Sirius is cleared of all charges after the events of Prisoner of Azkaban, but Peter escapes anyway. Remus and Sirius have to find a way to come together all over again, while keeping Harry out of trouble. (Not a raising-Harry fic.)” Feels very real, quite well-written. Some angst, mostly related to Sirius’s mental health issues & canon events but also a couple transphobic remarks.
  • *Semi-Automatic by destielspancake– WIP~ 68k, T, non-magic/texting AU. Remus and Sirius start texting because of a wrong number. Lots of fun & jokes but also angst– do heed the warnings, esp. TW: dysphoria, self-harm, and references to past suicide attempts and rape.
  • secrets were made to be known by atlaspeaks– 3k, M, mwpp era. “Remus has always had secrets. He’s gotten used to having them - and even more so, used to having them found out.” Lovely & fluffy apart from brief section in which Remus is outed without his consent.

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Coming Out - Part 1: Eleven

Coming out is hard. Coming out to the people you love when you are uncertain of their response is harder. This is the story of Will Byers coming out to the people he loves most, told in three seperate parts. 

TW: homophobia, homophobic slurs

(Thank you @upsidedownwaffle for this amazing prompt!!! Everyone check them out!)

(Part 2: The Boys)

(Part 3: Family)

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  • Revan: What exactly do you wanna know?
  • The Exile: Simple: what have you all been doing since the Star Forge?
  • Revan: Everyone adjusted to the peace and quiet different. Some of us were naturals.
  • Jolee: Don't hate the player.
  • Carth: Canderous got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on the Star Forge!
  • Canderous: Usen'ye! Baseless slander!
  • Carth: But you said—
  • Canderous: I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on the Star Forge! We need a new enemy! Something to fight...where are you all going?
  • Revan: Canderous wasn't the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction...
  • Bastila: ...What?
  • Carth: Fortunately, we found a tutor.
  • Bastila: Help me, Jolee. Help me be the best at being lazy.
  • Jolee: You're not ready, padawan.
  • Bastila: I can try!
  • Jolee: No. There is no try.
  • Juhani: The peaceful times did not last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms.
  • Mission: AAAAHHH, RUUUUN!
  • Zaalbar: <I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD! OH, THE IRONY!>
  • Bastila: While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, T3 went and made friends with the dinosaurs.
  • HK-47: Annoyance: Because of course he did.
  • T3-M4: <Aw, who's a good boy? Aw, you are, good boy!>
  • Revan: T3, get down!
  • Canderous: Tell him to fight me!
  • Bastila: AND THEN MISSION SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BURN DOWN OUR BASES!
  • Mission: Whoopsy-daisy!
  • Carth: Oh-ho, why, oh-why-oh-why?!
  • Mission: I told you! It was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin scented candles! Sheesh!
  • Canderous: We lost eighty-percent of our rations in the fire, so fuzzy over here started going around and eating native plants!
  • Zaalbar: *walks up to a mushroom* <Oh, hey there, sexy.>
  • Carth: Oh, and as it turns out? The mushrooms are basically glitterstim ON GLITTERSTIM.
  • Zaalbar: *untranslatable, coked-up roaring*
  • Revan: Yeah? Well at least I didn't spend my summer learning Lehonese!
  • Bastila: I thought "Lehonese" was Rakatan for "Rakatan".
  • Revan: And now we're the only two people in the universe who speak a dead language! How appropriate!
  • Bastila: Yehone kuriba. (I'm so alone.)
  • Jolee: That's right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights.
  • Carth: Lucasfilm really screwed the pooch on that one.
  • Mission: Oh, we were rich!
  • Revan: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!
  • Bastila: So we built the galaxy's greatest...water park.
  • Non-Bastilas: Yay!
  • Bastila: Yay.
  • Canderous: AND THEN MISSION—
  • Mission: Whoopsy-daisy.
  • Canderous: I MEAN HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, MISSION?!
  • Mission: I didn't burn down the whole water park! Just the "park" part!
  • T3-M4: <And then we formed the best band ever!>
  • Bastila: Juhani thought it might attract...chicks.
  • Juhani: Which worked.
  • Carth: Godspeed! You Galactic Emperor!
  • Juhani: AeroSith!
  • Carth: How about deadg1zka?
  • Revan: Hey, I heard you're looking for a singer.
  • Juhani: Um, yes! Chick singers are awesome!
  • Carth: Can you sing, though?
  • Revan: Can I sing?
  • Juhani: Revan sings. So good.
  • Revan: Thank you.
  • Carth: Oh, and we're definitely not just saying that because she could kill us.
  • HK-47: Strained: So. Good.
  • Mission: HK decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil droid army to invade our valley!
  • Jolee: But the droids malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs.
  • *offscreen dinosaur-droid battle occurs*
  • Carth: I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...this takes the cake.
  • Revan: Candy found a new enemy. One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here.
  • Canderous: For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight of ourselves! If we don't start standing up to our mortal foe gravity, by Mandalore, who will?
  • Bastila: Are we really going to let this play out?
  • Carth: Why not see where it goes?
  • Canderous: Buckle up, Wookiee! It's time we take this fight to the enemy!
  • Zaalbar: <Please no.>
  • Canderous: Chaaaarge! *drives swoop bike off a cliff*
  • Juhani: But that just meant the light side had one more swoop bike than the dark side.
  • Canderous: Gentlemen, we simply cannot let the light side have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Light. VS. Dark!
  • Zaalbar: <Shit.>
  • Revan: That helped us realize just how outdated this whole light side-dark side thing really is.
  • Carth: So we had a meeting to debate a new form of government.
  • Jolee: I vote anarchy.
  • Canderous: You can't vote anarchy, old man!
  • Bastila: Monarchy. Whoever holds the yellow double-bladed saber shall rule.
  • Canderous: Military dictatorship!
  • Revan: Matriarchy.
  • Mission: Oh! How about malarkey?
  • Carth: Mission, that's not a type of government. It just means meaningless talk and nonsense!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Carth: Malarkey won.
  • T3-M4: <Hey, you haven't mentioned the dark place!>
  • Mission: Oh yeah! Somehow T3 got stuck in another dimension!
  • T3-M4: <Hello? Anyone there? THIS IS AWESOME!>
  • *looking at the "Stranger Things" Christmas light wall*
  • Carth: "Beep". He just...keeps saying "Beep".
  • Revan: Oh, and we found Candy dead!
  • Mission: Sweet.
  • Juhani: We decided to bury him in a shallow, unmarked grave.
  • Canderous: Aw, dammit! I can't find my armor!
  • Revan: Turns out he was just...skinny-dipping.
  • Canderous: Guess I'm going au natural! Nice and breezy!
  • Bastila: AAAAAHHHH, RUN!
  • Carth: OH, THE IRONY!
  • Bastila: But that wasn't even the weirdest thing that happened! Canderous. Grew. A beard...
  • Canderous: It's kind of...itchy.
  • Mission: And then this morning Revan spiked Bastila's couscous with her spice-spice shrooms!
  • Revan: You know, for the lulz.
  • Bastila: Ochina wumma conbithki!
  • Canderous: Anyone seen my tanning oil?
  • Revan: Dammit Canderous, we have guests! Put some clothes on!
  • Carth: Oh ho, Cheap Jedi Mind Trick!
  • Juhani: Pink Droid!
  • Canderous: SUCK IT, FORCE!
  • Revan: It's been AWFUL! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it's been the same damn shit, with the same damn idiots!

anonymous asked:

that headcanon about sirius and remus leaving their memories to harry though!!! :(((((( what memories do u think they'd include??????

you mean this post i reblogged?? bc same i want to cry????

• I think what’s most important for them to include is James and Lily’s relationship in their 5th-7th years. Like, Harry only saw Hogwarts-era James and Lily in the perspective of Snape. Besides, I doubt that Remus and Sirius’ vague explanations( “She started going out with him in seventh year” “Once James had deflated his head a bit,” “And stopped hexing people for the fun of it”) were enough to show Harry that Lily Evans did not just ‘tolerate’ or ‘settle for’ James. It wasn’t enough to show that getting the girl isn’t the only reason James grew up. It wasn’t enough to show that he didn’t “earn” or “win” Lily like some prize. They both grew up, grew close, liked each other, and decided to be together.
• I want Harry to see James after the prank realizing how much things have spiraled out of control. I want Harry to see the boys gradually leaving Snape and other victims alone. I want Harry to see James put more effort in school and being a decent person and helping people out and sticking up for his friends without hurting anyone (i mean - except for when someone is throwing slurs at them or when someone makes a dig at Sirius’ family). But also stuff that James has always been doing like skipping class to tend to Moony post-moon, tutoring Peter in subjects he does not get, learning to braid hair specifically because he found out it helps Sirius’ relax, leaving McGonagall Thank You treats on her table without a note or anything everytime she turns a blind eye whenever the boys sneak out to visit Remus in the wing, etc etc
•  I want Harry to see the first partner work for Potions in 6th year (after Lily completely cut off Snape from her life) and James partnering with Sirius because he’s thinking “Ok so what if she isn’t talking to Snape anymore she’ll partner up with Marlene or Alice or Dorcas” and then him tripping over his own feet when Lily waves for him to come over and partner up.
• Since that is Sirius’ memory contribution there’s also a lot of 16-year-old Sirius going all “HOW DARE HE. IS THIS HOW IT IS NOW. MOONY BE MY PARTNER WE’LL SHOW HIM” “…Peter’s my partner” “god so BOTH of you are breaking up with me that’s just GREAT”
• Harry seeing James and Lily spend more time together. At first it’s just glimpses of their study sessions, Lily sitting with the Marauders or James sitting with Lily’s friends. Then glimpses of Lily walking James to practice, James trying Muggle candy and Lily laughing as she messes with his candy a little, Lily playfully elbowing James whenever they’re with other people when they pass by each other in the hallway. It turns to glimpses of their midnight talks , James kissing Lily’s forehead whenever they had to go to different classes, Lily holding James’ hand as he just stares at his breakfast nervous for Quidditch finals (cue Sirius across them being the mother hen to James for once “James Potter, you eat your breakfast NOW, we are not going to win on an empty stomach. Merlin you can’t expect everyone to feed their boyfriends everytime there’s a big match” “Sirius I do not feed him” “I was talking about ME, Lily gosh…im just kidding, Moony, g O D”). Basically Harry not knowing where the “just besties” ended and where the relationship started, because it just flowed and happened like the most natural thing in the world.
• OKAY, IMAGINE HARRY GETTING DISTRACTED  BY REMUS AND SIRIUS THOUGH BECAUSE THESE ARE REMUS AND SIRIUS’ MEMORIES, AND HE’S JUST WATCHING FROM WHERE THEY ARE. Imagine Harry sitting with them at the table and looking across like “…huh, mum and dad really did love each other. i guess that she really didn’t - OKAY WHY IS REMUS’ HAND SLIDING UP SIRIUS’ THIGH WAS THIS A THING THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.” Or the Quidditch finals in Remus’ memories, seeing James and Lily hug - James picking her up and spinning her around and everything- when Gryffindor wins and Remus is smiling proudly at them but Harry is notable to appreciate the moment because right then he sees that Sirius has the microphone, raising the trophy, yelling “CONGRATULATIONS GRYFFINDOR FUCK THIS IS GREAT!!!!!! P.S. SHOUTOUT TO MY BOYFRIEND. MOONY, THIS TROPHY ISN’T THE ONLY PRETTY THING I’M GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!″ (cue a Gryffindor-wide groan and McGonagall yelling at him) and Remus would usually roll his eyes and give him the finger, but he’s too proud of Sirius to joke, so he just smirks and winks and Harry wonders if it’s okay to throw himself off the stands because G OD THESE TWO.
• MEMORIES OF THEIR FRESH-GRADUATE YEAR. Just random memories of flat-hunting, and painting walls together, and nights when they’re out dancing (DISCO ERA, PEOPLE!!! Harry witnesses Sirius and Lily do their obviously-practiced-a-million-times routine in the middle of the dance floor. They’re amazing but James and Remus are still trying to pretend they don’t know these nerds who are taking up all the space)
• OKAY BUT ALSO HARRY’S BIRTH??? JAMES BAWLING, LILY SILENTLY CRYING, REMUS IN AWE BECAUSE THAT THING IS SO LITTLE HOW IS IT SO LITTLE, SIRIUS HOLDING HARRY IN HIS ARMS ALSO BAWLING AND ‘i swear i think he has my nose’. Remus arguing that ‘ok but he has MY eyes’ ‘UM JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE GREEN EYES TOO-’ and James is just holding a very tired Lily in the hospital bed as they look fondly at their life and joy being held by Sirius, and feeling lucky to have this beautiful baby boy - but also feeling lucky because they know that the two idiots arguing about their child will be an amazing extra set of parents to harry
• Remus’ memories of Baby Harry. Remus feeding Harry too much chocolate ( “Remus that’s enough” “But Prongssssss you are depriving your child”). Remus popping by to visit to see James and Lily passed out in bed already and when he goes to Harry’s room, Harry is awake again, looking lost without his parents and on the verge on crying but he breaks into a fit of giggles when he sees his Uncle Moony, who rocks him back to sleep while singing a lullaby.  Remus giving up his oldest, most worn out, favorite cardigan because somehow Harry got hold of it and won’t let it go - he’s bitter until he visits the next day, and Harry is still curled up in his crib with it. Remus and Lily doing lively readings of Muggle bedtime stories - they do the voices and everything - as Harry listens intently, still clutching onto his Moony Cardigan - his newfound safety blanket. Remus falling asleep on the Potter’s couch, with Harry sitting on his chest and drawing on him.
• Sirius’ memories of Baby Harry. Giving him a bath and shaping his hair into a little soap-mohawk. “OH GOD MOONY WHERE’S HARRY WE LOST HARRY” “…he’s hiding under your leather jacket.” Putting Harry on his bike, and joking that he was gonna take one-year-old Harry for a spin and watching James freak out. Sirius groaning as he takes out his Mirror in the middle of work like “James, what do you want now - oh” and finding out Harry is playing with the Mirror; Sirius smiles like an idiot as Harry giggles at seeing his uncle and tries to give him a hug through the glass. Harry’s hair growing long and curly, so Sirius always has those tiny hair ties (he keeps them on his fingers like little rings) to tie Harry’s hair back. Sirius taking a picture of Remus asleep on the couch and Harry asleep on his chest and keeps it in his jacket’s pocket. Sirius as Padfoot, being used as Harry’s new pony as he runs around the backyard with Harry on his back.
• Real-Time Harry releasing himself from the memories in tears because wow even before Ron and Hermione and the Weasleys, he experienced being loved and pampered. He experienced bedtime stories and lullabies and little adventures to the park and people bickering over what his first word would be and he can’t remember it - but now he gets to cherish it. Besides, after seeing all that, the Patronus charm gets a lot easier to do.

anonymous asked:

-might be a spoiler for those who didnt get one of jumins bad ends!!- RFA + v reacting to finding out mc died from jumping out of jumins window to escape in his bad end? You don't have to if the content is too personal or uncomfortable for you!! Just wanted to see how someone would interpret the aftershock

boi, i can go on a long rant about jumin and tell y’all why i think his route is absolutely underwhelming, does him no justice to his character, and how it was extremely uncomfortable in so many ways. the ending you’re talking about is one of the most underrated endings in the mystic messenger fandom, which is very disappointing and i think slightly disturbing

like MC literally fell to her death because in that route, you have to repeatedly reject jumin’s advances and say you want out. and the game kinda PUNISHES you if you have that attitude. this bad ending occurred just because you the player repeatedly says no and some of MC’s dialogue options even has her begging to get out of jumin’s house. and i think that shit is messed up

BUT ANYWAY aside from my mini rant up there, you asked a very good question! when i got jumin’s bad ending where MC fell to her death i was s h o o k and could only wonder how the rest of the RFA and V would react…let’s explore that, shall we?

  • jumin and v stared at the open window. the curtains flutter gently. from the window, they can see the peaceful starry night sky
  • the screams, shouts, and car horns contrast wildly against this peace a few seconds later, after your body hits the ground
  • v calls the police immediately. jumin is unresponsive. all he was doing was staring out of that open window. you were there - you were there one moment ago. where did you go? he doesn’t even fight back when police arrived at the crime scene. all he could do was stare at the window and wondered when you’d come back
  • the days that followed were a blur of chaos, disbelief, anger, and grief for the rfa
  • they lost two friends that day.
  • jumin han who was being investigated by law enforcement, and MC whose body is lying in the morgue
  • v tried his best explaining what happened to the rfa, but of course, the man tries keeping some secrets and details to himself to spare the group of any pain. but no, yoosung, jaehee, zen, and seven aren’t having any of that bullshit anymore. they all fall to despair
  • all they knew was that MC was kept in jumin’s place for a few days, against her will. they remember how much you desperately reached out to them, pleading to get out and go back home.
  • in one way or another, each of the members blamed themselves
  • jaehee should’ve tried harder. she went over there herself, to confront jumin. that wasn’t enough. it’s never enough
  • she remembers your voice over the phone, you were whispering because you didn’t want jumin to hear you. you were on the verge of tears. you were so so scared, but trying to keep it together, for jaehee.
  • she should’ve fought more. she should’ve stayed longer. she could’ve done something.
  • if yoosung was already apathetic with his schoolwork before, his performance hits an all time low after he hears news of your death. 
  • he locks himself in his apartment, reading the text messages you and he exchanged before your death. most of your last words contained nothing but fear. 
  • why didn’t he see it? why didn’t he see your pain?
  • zen is vengeful. the moment he hears the news, he jumps on his bike and drives over to jumin’s place. jumin was being escorted out by police.
  • nobody could hold back zen, and he already tackled jumin to the ground. he only managed to land two blows before security wrestles him off jumin. only two hits, and such forceful blows gave jumin a broken nose and black eye
  • he screams and rages, as some officers drag him away. 
  • “i thought at the very least, you would’ve kept her safe. but she’s gone! she’s gone because of you!” jumin doesn’t even respond to zen’s accusations. blood drips down his emotionless face. he didn’t even react to the pain. and that only pissed zen off more. 
  • SAY SOMETHING!”
  • zen and jumin are escorted to their respective police cars
  • even though v left out vital details of MC’s death, seven finds out by himself either way. he neglects his secret agent work. he doesn’t answer anybody’s frantic texts or calls. he locks himself in the bunker.
  • all he did was replay and the recording of your death
  • your expression moments before your death would forever haunt seven.
  • he couldn’t read it. he couldn’t figure out. what were you feeling, before you passed? 
BREAK UP ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS
  • Aries: take your time run away jump into the lake crash your piece of shit car we all get to go crazy once in a while but remember what you are leaving behind remember how stupid and adorable downtown is and how to break into all of the suburban pools remember the people that love you and would never leave you and then come back
  • Taurus: you're going to wake up tomorrow you won't remember what happened and you'll feel okay don't check your phone you'll hit snooze and close your eyes and then you'll remember don't check your phone you'll remember why the left side of your bed is empty and why your whole body aches and then your phone will ring don't check your phone
  • Gemini: your smile is burning a hole in the atmosphere everyone around you buys new sunglasses they tell you how wonderful you look you're glowing work has never been better your boss gives you a raise and you lose five pounds go buy that dress that you've been lusting after you don't have to pretend anymore
  • Cancer: take your notebook glue two of the pages together wait twenty minutes while you wait watch an episode of that trashy reality show that makes you feel like a better person after its over pull the two pieces of paper apart notice how each sheet has pieces of the other still attached that's you go buy a new notebook
  • Leo: do you remember that time that you fell over the handle bars on your bike and you were sure that you broke something on a scale of one to ten where one is nothing and ten is the worst pain that you've ever felt in your life how much pain are you feeling a five always a five this might be more than a five but you're not broken
  • Virgo: there's a willow tree in your grandma's backyard that has been there as long as you can remember it's roots stretch through the grass every winter storms try to pull the tree out of the ground freeze it out it remains its roots holding it down as the trunk hollows out holding on is suicide
  • Libra: the last time that you saw your best friend she told you that she missed you you said that you miss her too and took a sip of your coffee it burnt your tongue before you left she told you to call her later you never did you got tied up in the "I love yous" the train sped up and the jump was too high you've found the escape hatch call her
  • Scorpio: I know that you heard the timer on the dishwasher going off its your turn I've already put away the forks yes and the butter knives the skewers are in their drawer handle the bowls and plastic cups soft things right now you need soft things
  • Sagittarius: Everything tastes better in a glass bottle until that's all that you drink then it's plastic then aluminum everything tastes better in a glass bottle until the bottle breaks then it's all shards of glass and bloody toes plastic and aluminum are safe but you know everything tastes better in a glass bottle
  • Capricorn: change your passwords all of them you know why it hurts now but it will be worth it to avoid that moment the moment when you try to log into your old netflix account and realise that her favorite shows are your recently watched
  • Aquarius: snap a rubber band on your wrist bite the inside of your cheek jump in a cold shower hide under the covers take a sleeping pill at 12 pm chain smoke cigarettes in the rain turn off all of the lights in the house do whatever you have to until you aren't a danger to yourself
  • Pisces: submerge yourself in water don't ask me how I know but I know you need this go to the beach and let the waves knock the wind out of you go to lush and then stay in your bathroom all day go to the pool and sit at the bottom of the shallow end you'll thank me later
  • -chaosmus
Lets Destroy It

MOVIE : NOT MOVIE
PEOPLE : THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER X READER
RATING : SMUT AND LOTS OF IT
WRITER : WE AND MY IDEA

note : luke is the name of your boyfriend not sure why just the name i came up with at the time 

Y/N POV

i was walking home from my job i only work five minutes walk down the road from the flat i share with my boyfriend, luke as i get to our apartment block i see he’s already home as his car a range rover TD6 vogue is in the usual place i don’t have a car i don’t mind walking to town for work and shopping anything else luke does i slowly but surely get to our apartment on the 13th floor and stand just about to unlock the door when i hear the voice of a woman giggling and the voice of luke i slowly open the door and i can definitely hear voices more clearly 

“come on mary” luke says

“i don't know if we should today, y/n could be home soon” the female voice replies 

“oh who cares about her” luke replies i then walk further into our apartment to see our bedroom door is open and lights coming from it i walk to it silently and look through the opening to see some girl i don't know sat on our bed in her underwear and luke sat just beside her the two of them snogging looking like any second about to have sex i can feel the tears welling up in my eyes but i dont want to burst in and make a scene so i just go to the front door again and take his car keys and leave without making at sound i run down all 13 floors to get to the ground floor i then collapse and start crying my eyes out against the wall i don't know what to do i dont even have anywhere to go,

scratch that i do have somewhere to go i then storm out the apartment block and get in his car still crying and start driving  to the only place i know i can go i get my phone and put it on the dashboard and call up my best friend thomas i know he’s back from work at the moment as i was going to see him tomorrow anyway after three rings he answers

“hey love” he says with his always sweet sounding voice

“hey tommy, i have to ask a favour” i reply still crying

“sure what” he asks sound a bit concerned 

“can i come and stay with you tonight something’s happened with me and luke” i say crying my eyes out again 

“course you walking or driving” he asks

“driving i stole his car” i reply 

“quite the criminal aren't you love its fine i'll open on the the garage doors and you can park the car there” he says

“thanks tommy see you in a sec” i say

“see you love” he replies before hanging up i then just keep driving luckily thomas doesnt live that far away from me now i know what you're thinking how the hell do i know him simple really he was my next door neighbor growing up and i've always been friends with him i have even visited him on sets before when i get to his house its huge and he has opened one of the garage doors so i just park the car in the one that's open and get out with in seconds he’s there looking as he often does when i see him not really awake in skinny jeans and a light blue button shirt with sleeves rolled up to his elbows looking if in honest like a teenager but when doesnt he honestly he looks me up and down noticing im crying “what the bloody hell happened” he asks stepping closer to me  looking very worried

i don't reply just burst out crying again he just takes me in his arms and hugs me tightly so im crying on his shoulder he moves his hand up and down my back to calm me down whispering calming sweet things in my ear as well till he pulls away from me as i stop crying and he takes me into the living room a large room with bookcases of games and films everywhere he sits me on the sofa then goes off into the kitchen i just sit trying to hold back my tears till he comes back with a mug of something and puts it on the table in front of me “hot chocolate, the only truly good drink for sadness” he says making me laugh before i drink some noticing its (whatever you fave sort of hot chocolate is)

“seriously” i ask

“yeah, its always here for if this was gonna happen…..on that not what exactly has happened” he asks carefully

“i got home and found luke in the arms of some girl called mary” i say “they were sat on the bed close to snogging each others faces of when i got there and i overheard him say he didn't care if i was gonna be home he was too wrapped up in her arms to care” i say starting to cry again but thomas just hugs me tightly again 

“hey it’s okay, i bet that mary wasn't half as lovely as you” he says

“she looked pretty good from what i saw” i say still crying from what i sore though the door she was beautiful much prettier and thinner than me

“well i bet you're still better than her, and lukes and idiot if he cant see that, he must be blind to want to be fooling around with some other girl when he has you” he says to me 

“awe you always know the right things to say” i reply hugging him even tighter 

“its true thought hes an idiot to think any girl is better then you, i mean if i was your boyfriend i would be begging to get home to be with you i wouldn't even look at another girl if i had you” he says to me pulling away so he says it to my face 

“awe thank you tommy, but no one has me now luke can go fuck himself for all i care, he can go have a threesum with my boss and the queen of england and i still wouldn't care” i say trying to be all brave and stuff even though i know i don't have to be with thomas

“what you gonna do with his car though” thomas asks

“i dont know maybe dump it in a ditch and text him directions to the ditch i left it in” i say drinking some more hot chocolate 

“well if you want i have an idea” he says getting up and taking my hand dragging me back to the garage when we get there he looks around some benches and stuff he has for working on cars and bikes and gives me a huge bit f metal no clue what its for in car terms he then gets something similar “Lets Destroy It” he says

“what” i ask

“lets destroy it wreck it then dump it in a ditch on fire and tell him he wants his car its on fire at where ever we dump it” he says making me laugh 

“are you sure” i ask

“sure just don't hit me in your anger” he says

“i wont” i say fluffing his hair out its normal place something he hates me doing but because he hates it that i do it at any opportunity 

“Y/N” he complains like a child “you're worse then ava for doing that” he says

“i know well ava got it from me” i smirk walking to the side of the car and hitting the mirror right off well that felt good so i continued hitting the car smashing various things and thomas has joined me now both of us destroying his car till these not much on the outside not yet destroyed so i yell stop and sit on the bonnet a bit not completely wrecked and thomas sits beside me “you all don't destroying” he asks

“for a sec” i say a bit tired after destroying his car to this extent “did you mean that” i ask him 

“mean what” he asks

“if you were my boyfriend you wouldn't do anything like that to me” i ask

“i swear by that” he says

“i bet your girlfriend wont be happy with that, then again she doesnt like me very much does she old isabel she don't much like me, thats gonna be another argument i can see when she finds out you have allowed me to stay here and you're helping me wreck my ex’s car” i say

“well i imagine she wouldn't but it doesnt involve isabel she’s my ex now” he answers 

“when did that happen tommy and why wasn’t i informed” i ask 

“happened three weeks back y/n and you went informed simply because you were working when it happened and i didn't want to bother you” he says

“it wouldn't have been a bother tommy, i like to know these things what happened” i ask

“she left me because she doesnt like you” he says quietly 

“what” i ask

“she left me because she doesnt like you” he repeats 

“what the hell thats stupid im your bestfriend what the hell does it matter if she doesnt like me if she loves you” i ask

“loved me past tense y/n if she loved me, she doesnt like the fact i have a friend that i constantly talk to thats a girl she doesnt like she just assumes i would cheat on her at any moment” he says

“awe poor you” i say putting my arm around him “well what do you need girlfriends for tommy we're two of a kind” i say laying back on the bonnet 

“yeah we are just two kids that can't hold down lovers” he laughs laying beside me 

“yeah we are, but if i was your girlfriend i would care who your friends are if there girls, boys, rodents or ghosts there your friends and if they make you happy it would make me happy to make sure you're happy” i say 

“awe thanks love” he says turning to face me i just turn to face him two looking into his deep brown eyes a second but before i've really noticed we were both stareing at each other he leaned forward and kissed me a way i have never been kissed before a little kiss sparking butterflies, fireworks and all manner of lovely things as we moved our mouths in perfect sync with each other a while almost fully making out on the bonnet of my ex boyfriends car till we both pull away “wow” he says

“yeah wow” i reply 

“why the hell did i wait this long to do that” he says

“i dont know why i waited so long either” i reply before we both re connect our lips with much more passion than before till we both pull away again “i just wanted to say” he says

“what” i ask

“this friendship of ours Lets Destroy It” he laughs

“better Lets Destroy It and taint my ex’s car” i giggle 

“you are so a little criminal” he laughs at me 

“and proud of it” i say  as we both get of the bonnet and go into the back seats the second we both sit down we are making out again my arms around his neck his around my waist but slowly moving down to my thighs in response i begin to lay back and he just crawls on top of me fiddling with my skirt before returning to kissing me i quickly move my hands from around his neck to start undoing his shirt he moans into my mouth as i do till i completely take his shirt off of him the second i do he moves away from me and pulls my shirt of tossing it away into the front seats of the car before scanning me over with his eyes but i just pull him back to kissing me he then moves to start kissing my neck and i twist a hand in his hair as he sucks on a sweet spot on my neck and i moan as he does till his hands move to my skirt again and gently pull it off me completely adding it to the pile of our clothes on the front seats before scanning me again and reconnecting our lips and i move my hands down his chest feeling his toned chest the whole way down just pausing at the top of his jeans “what you waiting for love” he asks between kisses 

“nothing” i reply letting my hand undo his jeans and pull them down slightly revealing his boxers before i gently palm him and he moans into my mouth moving his hands to my chest feeling me even though my bra making me moan as well till i let my curious hand slip under the waistband of his boxers taking hold of him in my hand “ah fucking hell” he says in response before undoing my bra and removing it with his teeth making me laugh before he reconnects our lips yet continuing all the way down my chest to the bottom of my stomach just above my knickers  before i grip his hair pulling his lips back to mine and use my other hand to completely remove his trousers and boxers leaving him naked in front of me i can't help but sit there gobsmacked i have never seen him naked before, well i say never once after the last day of school all our friends went skinny dipping in the dark lake and we hwee amongst them but it wasn't for long and dark at the time i wasn't really paying much attention but now i am “what” he asks 

“nothing just wow” i say making him laugh before he slips his hand in my knickers and slips them off throwing them with the rest of my clothes “i could say the same to you” he says making me laugh “now are you sure” he asks me

“fucking positive tommy” i giggle he just nods before kissing me again and slowly but surely pushing into me filling me up completely almost making me scream there and then before he begins thrusting into me with as much force as possible both of us screaming and shouting for a while till i can feel my climax in the pit of my stomach and i know he’s not far off either by the noises he’s making and the fact his thrusts have gotten much slower and sloppier till i climax screaming his name at the top of my voice we are so lucky he doesnt have neighbours with in seconds he comes into me mixing our juices together  and he collapses on top of me “you think we destroyed our friendship now” he asks between his breaths

“yeah thats gone” i laugh

“what about the car” he asks

“one more thing” i say sitting up pushing him off me and moving into the front seat and he sits in the other seat i get my bag from the footwell and get a pack of cigarettes as both me and thomas smoke i take one and bass the pack to him as i get my lighter and light mine and pass him the lighter as he gives me back the pack and we both sit naked and have a smoke making the car smell of both sex and smoke “well that was brilliant in my opinion” he says

“right back at you tommy” i smirk

“so what is this” he asks

“well i don't know, whatever we both want i guess” i reply

“how about boyfriend and girlfriend” he asks

“fine with me” i answer

“how about date for dinner tomorrow night” he asks

“fine with me” i answer

“and how about you pack your stuff at lukes and come here” he asks

“fine with me” i answer leaning over to kiss him again we both then finish our smoke and get dressed again and get out the car “tomorrow we drive it into a ditch and text him where it is and while he’s out we pack your stuff up okay” he says 

“okay” i reply letting him wrap his arm around me and lead me to his room i just sleep in my underwear as i don't have any other option.

when we both get up we dress and take the car out i drive the car even though its destroyed and thomas follows me in his car so we can go to lukes and get my stuff when i find a long deserted road quiet far away and stop the car by the side of the road right next to a ditch i  get out the car and thomas gets out his car and stands with me “i say don't light it on fire actually” he says

“i agree, but can we put it it facing out so the windshield faces the road” i say

“okay” i answers 

“wait” i say just getting an idea and getting back into my ex’s car and sitting on the driver seat thomas then sits on the passenger seat to see what im doing  i get my lipstick out my bag and write on the windshield

 “i know about mary arse hole

 piss of luke 

x y/n” 

“brilliant love” he says beside me “but if i may add something” he asks so i hand him the lipstick and he writes 

“p.s. we did it on the back seat

you cheating lying bastard

x thomas”

making me laugh “brilliant tommy” i say we both then get out the car checking anything we wants out of it and pushing it into the ditch and standing on the road looking at it as he wrapped an arm around me “that is how you get back at your ex” he says we then use my phone to send an exact map reference to luke as to where is car is and a text that says pick me up on it then get back into thomas’s car and drive to my old apartment and wait till we see luke leave out for his car then rush up to the apartment and pack up all my stuff and load it into his car rushing off before luke shows up returning to thomas’s “so lukes gonna let him fuck his little mary, now i've got his y/n” he laughs hugging me

“not his y/n, your y/n now” i giggle 

“yeah” he says

“we really destroy everything don't we” i laugh

“yep” he says

I don’t think anyone has ever specifically asked for an X-Files middle school AU

but dammit, I have head canons for an X-Files middle school AU

  • They are in the seventh grade because speaking as someone who works at a middle school, seventh graders are the weirdest humans on the goddamn planet
  • It’s in D.C.
  • The year is 1993
  • Scully is the New Kid because Military Dad
  • The Lone Gunmen totally have their own Dungeons and Dragons league and they invite Mulder to join
  • Scully gets put in geometry with the eighth graders because she’s smart and she HATES it
  • Monica Reyes gets in trouble for stealing some of the dead dissection frogs from the biology lab so she can give them a proper burial
  • Skinner is the vice principal. Mulder is in his office A Lot.
  • Alex Krycek is the seventh grade bully and he picks on Mulder constantly
  • One day Mulder snaps a la Ralphie in A Christmas Story and just beats the ever-loving shit out of him and gets called down to the office
  • And in the middle of his meeting with Skinner, Scully bursts in ranting about how unjust it is and how Alex always picks on Mulder and nobody ever does anything about it
  • Scully listens to a lot of Meredith Brooks and Alanis Morrissette. The song “Bitch” really speaks to her.
  • Frohicke has a HUGE crush on Scully and on Valentine’s Day he brings her balloons and a giant box of chocolate and a huge Teddy bear and she’s forced to lug all of it around all day and she wants to die a little
  • During P.E. Mulder and Scully hide out under the bleachers and share headphones and Mulder’s cassette player and listen to Metallica and Queen and Van Halen and Nirvana tapes
  • Scully has really long Catholic girl hair and she wears it in a braid and Krycek sits behind her in English and won’t quit yanking on it so she hides a pair of scissors in her pocket, asks to use the bathroom, and when she comes back her hair is cut raggedly to her chin and she has the braid in her hand and she drops it on Krycek’s desk and says, “Here, you can have it, since you wanted it so badly.”
  • Scully’s favorite book is A Brief History of Time. She’s read it six times. She writes Stephen Hawking and actually gets a letter back. Mulder is very jealous.
  • Scully’s heroes are Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, and Joan of Arc
  • Mulder and Scully watch 2001: A Space Odyssey together and while neither quite understands it, they won’t stop talking about how “deep” it was
  • On a dare, Scully auditions for the school play–Romeo and Juliet–and to the surprise of everyone (especially herself) she gets Juilet. She NAILS it. Mulder is a little smitten.
  • Scully may hate P.E., but Scully still does more pull-ups for the Presidential Fitness Test than any other seventh grader, boy or girl. Mulder is deeply impressed. Also a little smitten.
  • Mulder and Scully go on a kindof double date with Monica and John Doggett (an eighth grader who’s not in their immediate friend circle but is still nice) and even though Scully normally doesn’t like getting advice, she begs Missy for make-up tips. Missy does Scully’s make-up very simply and prettily.
  • The date is at a pizza place
  • It is incredibly, deeply awkward
  • Reyes and Doggett wind up making out in the booth while Mulder and Scully look on uncomfortably
  • They escape to play pinball
  • Scully trounces Mulder thoroughly
  • One night, Mulder bikes over to Scully’s house and throws rocks at her window and makes her come down because there’s a meteor shower and “you just gotta see this, Scully.”
  • Scully gets her period for the first time while she’s at school and has to go to the nurse and Mulder doesn’t know why and he’s really worried
  • He won’t stop bugging her about it
  • During lunch, she whispers what happened into his ear
  • He grins and quips, “Jeez, no wonder you’ve been so crabby lately.”
  • Scully punches him in the arm hard enough to leave a bruise
  • Langley is the only one out of all of them to own a Super Nintendo, and they’re always over at his house playing it
  • Scully finds a plastic baggie full of pot in Bill’s room one night while their parents are out
  • She confronts him and threatens to tell mom and dad
  • UNLESS
  • He lets her try a hit or three
  • Just out of scientific curiosity
  • She has too much leverage so Bill grudgingly allows it
  • She winds up hilariously stoned (though tbh it’s like 30% the pot and 70% placebo effect) and she calls Mulder and in lieu of a greeting says, “Mulder, I think I can see sounds.”
  • Mulder throws Scully a surprise 13th birthday party in his basement
  • It is space/alien themed
  • Frohicke, Byers, Langley, and Reyes are all in attendance
  • They marathon the Star Wars trilogy
  • Scully has a crush she doesn’t understand on Leia
  • They play seven minutes in heaven
  • Scully draws Mulder’s name and of course everyone is like “OOOOOOOOOH” because everyone knows they have crushes on each other even though they deny it
  • They stand awkwardly in Mulder’s basement closet
  • In total silence
  • For three minutes
  • Finally Mulder says, “Can I touch your boobs?”
  • And Scully allows it, mostly because he asked so nicely (but also because she’s sort of secretly wanted him to do that for a while now)
  • Mulder puts both hands on them, sort of rubs them a little, and reverently whispers, “Nice”
  • Thanks”
  • They stand in silence for another minute
  • They know they’re running out of time
  • At the last second, Scully grabs Mulder’s face and kisses him right on the mouth and then rushes out
  • And it’s maybe the bravest thing she’s ever done
Don't destract me.

A/n: uuggghhhh i cant take my mind off of the last episode >.< just UUGGGHHHHHH.
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I was taking my shift at the gates like usual.
Everyday from noon untill the sun starts to go down, i didnt mind just standing there and staring in the distance.
I find it calming and it gives me time to think about everything that is going on.

My toughts get quickly interrupted by a car moving closer behind me.
I see Rick, Abraham, Maggie and Glenn sitting inside of it.
Rick sticks his head out of the window at the drivers side.

“We’re going out mind opening the gate?” He says with a small chuckle.
Probably because of my confused expression.

“Daryl not going with you?” I ask as i open the gate.
Rick drives closer until the car is right next to me.

“No not today, he said he wanted to work on his car. Besides it’s just a casual run we’ll survive without him.”
He gives me a small wink.

“Well have fun, and if you happen to find toothpaste you would make a certain girl very happy.” I say while pointing a finger in my own direction.

“I’ll keep an eye out for it!” And with that they leave.
I close the gate again watching the car dissapear at the horizon.
Making sure my legs dont get tired from standing still too long, i walk along the gate from left to right.

“‘Ey sunshine.” Daryl says while he comes up behind me.

“Hey, what are you doing here? Tought you were working on your bike.” I say with a big smile while wrapping my arms around his neck.
Daryl and i have a 'thing’ like he always says.

“I was, got bored so i came to see ya.” He says with a chuckle.

“Well thanks for thinking about me when you’re bored.” I laugh, turning around watching the gate again.

“What ya doing?” Daryl asks confused because i walk out of his embrace.

“I have a shift, you know that.”

“So?”

“So, i cant have you distracting me right now.” I say with a small laugh while poking him in the ribs.
He throws his hands in the air to surrender.

“I got the hint.” He says.
I close the space between us and give him a quick peck on his lips.
After that he turns around and walks away.
I go back to watching the gate.

“Do u mind if i take a break for a few minutes? My legs are killing me.” Sasha suddenly says from up the watch tower.
I look up to her.

“No thats fine go ahead, i’ve got it covered don’t worry.”
I gave her a small smile.

“Thanks (y/n)!” She says as she climbs down the ladder.
It doesnt take long before she dissapeares inside her house.
I give out a small sigh even though Sasha just left i feel a little lonely.

My loneliness doesnt last long when i suddenly hear footsteps behind me.
A pair of arms sneaking around my waist.

“Daryl what are you doing?” I ask with a smile laugh.

“I missed ya.” He says in a low grunt.
I put my hands on his hands and let my head lean on his shoulder.
Enjoying his embrace i completely forget about my task.
When I suddenly remember i take a step forward releasing myself from his embrace.

“Daryl i told you that you cant destract me right now. I need to watch the gate.” I say with a sigh.
Not a sigh from annoyance but from longing, i wang to be in his embrace.

“No one said ya should stop watchin’ the gate (y/n).” He says in a low seductive voice.
He takes a step forward pressing his chest against mine.
His arms find his way around my waist again.

I dont push him away.
Maybe i can watch the gate and be in his embrace.
Who am i kidding when Daryl is with me i forget about everything.

He starts kissing my bare neck leaving wet and sloppy kisses up and down of it.

“Hmng.. Daryl stop.” I say with a small sigh of pleasure.

“Don’t act like ya don’t like it (y/n).” He says while his hands start to go under my shirt, slowly drawing figures on my bare skin.

I close my eyes and lean my head to the side giving him more acces to it.
He keeps kissing my neck finding my sweet spot.
I let out a small silent moan and feel him smirking against my skin.

My breathing becomes faster and so does my heart rate.
He slowly moves his hands upwards.
Too slow to my liking, if i wasnt on guard right now who knows what else we would be doing.

He keeps kissing and sucking on my sweet spot and his hands reach the bottom of my bra.
His fingers follow the curves of it slowly.

I let out another small moan earning a chuckle from Daryl.
He suddenly pulls his hands from under my shirt, i whine a little.
I turn around to face him, a confused expression on my face.
When suddenly a car honk is heard.
I gasp and turn back around, seeing the car where Rick and the others are in approaching.

Opening the gate Daryl steps to the side so they wont hit him.
The car rides trough the gate and Daryl helps me close it again.
He looks at me, a proud smirk on his face.

Rick approaches us.

“What took you so long to open the gate?”

“Uh- uh.. I’m sorry i didn’t see you i was zoning out i guess.” I say with a small stutter.

“Well okay, just make sure it doesnt happen again.” Just as he wants to turn around he remembers something.

“Oh by the way here, found this for you.” He says as he hands me a tube of toothpaste.

“Thanks.”
He gives me a small nod and starts to walk away.
I turn to face Daryl punching his arm.

“I told you not to destract me when I’m on duty!”

Daryl just gives me a quick kiss on my lips and starts to walk backwards saying:
“Don’t act like ya didnt like it!”

Before he turns around giving me a wink.
I shake my head and go back to watching the gate with a smile on my face.
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teacher sterek! teacher sterek! teacher sterek! omg yessssss that sounds awesome

Okay, I really don’t have time to start a whole other fic now- but, just imagine:

- Derek being totally unable to teach between the hours of 11-12 because that’s when the kindergarten goes to lunch/recess and his classroom window looks out onto the playground and while other teachers take the time to leave the kids to the Recess Monitors and relax in silence for a little, Stiles goes right out and plays with those kids the whole time. And so Derek is forced to attempt to teach his Science block while also trying to memorize everytime Stiles serves as umpire for the t-ball games or helps a kid across the monkey bars or sets up epic games of freeze tag (and allows himself to be frozen in the most ridiculous positions) or give piggyback rides and it’s a disaster. it’s all a disaster and Derek finally just gives up and switches his schedule so he can do the kids half an hour of Stop Drop and Read during this time. So he can stare out the window. Like the creepy stalker he is.

- Stiles blatantly using naptime and his parent-aid who comes in to give Stiles a halfhour break to sneak into the cafeteria and go have lunch with Scott (the gym teacher who just so happens to take his lunch period with the older teachers) and then it’s a matter of getting Scott to talk about Allison so Scott won’t notice that Stiles isn’t listening.

- Derek suggesting to the principal that they should do a big brother/sister- little brother/sister program at their school in which all the 5th graders get assigned to a kindergartener and for an hour on Thursdays, they read to them. Because that encourages both groups of kids to read and it’s about good role-modeling and increasing school culture and, okay, really he did it so that he and Stiles can finally be in the same room together. But the principal falls for it. Derek is a genius.

- Of course, maybe not. Because the first few weeks there are some kinks and so he and Stiles run around putting out small flares of discontent but then around week three, it starts working and the little kids adore their big sibling and all the big kids try to act cool but they are totally into it and suddenly he and Stiles have large chunks of uninterrupted time to talk.

- And by talk, Derek means argue. Because that seems to be what they do. Argue about the pros and cons of riding your bike to work or whether or not cursive should still be taught or why beards should not be allowed among the teachers (Derek doesn’t really get that one but it seems to make Stiles amazingly angry. Derek suspects he’s jealous). They whisper arguements as their kids read and the kids start to realize that if no one mentions it, Reading Hour can go on forever because those two will just keep talking and Derek is furious when he misses his Math block completely and Stiles is horrified because his kids were supposed to learn to count to 20 but- well…

- Stiles and Derek at Faculty meetings. Derek sits with Stiles even though usually teachers who teach the same grade stick together and Stiles blushes, thinking that maybe it means something. But then Derek sits there quietly and tries to take notes on everything the principal is saying. Meanwhile, Stiles is just goofing around and drawing funny pictures on the agenda and- god, they really mean it when they say that teachers are the worst students because Stiles won’t stop drawing inappropriate pictures and Derek’s glares have no effect and now he’s missed the entire announcement about getting permission for Field Trips and he had wanted to try to extend the BigSibling program into a trip to the zoo or something. 

- Stiles laughs and tells him to just flirt with the Secretaries. That’s where all the power in a school lies. Derek frowns and thinks he really wants to flirt with Stiles.

- Derek grumbles about the Zoo idea and taking both classes and Stiles almost fucking brains himself and then goes and flirts with Wanda like he has never flirted before because a whole day with Derek? Yes. It’s almost like a date. If you don’t include the 40 children and three other parent chaperones.

- They walk through the zoo way too close. Stiles grabs Derek when the lion suddenly roars and startles him. Derek flat out refuses to go into the snake house until Stiles jokingly takes his hand and convinces one of his students to grab the other and they effectively pull him in. Stiles says he would love a pet snake. Derek tells him “Absolutely Not. There’s no way we’re getting a snake.” And then he has to blush and fumble and sort of manages to make it seem like he thought Stiles was talking about a snake for his classroom and- yeah- that classroom is partly Derek’s on Thursdays and -yeah, no. of course he didn’t mean anything by that. wwhat? oh a student needs him. he’ll be back. uh- in a minute. yes, he can hear them calling. it’s just very soft. he has good hearing.

- By halfway through the day, all the parents of their students know about their crush. The parent chaperones aren’t blind. They think it’s adorable. They take pictures.

- Take Your Child to Work Day: The school is empty except for like four students and Stiles pawns his off on Scott for the day and convinces Derek to do the same and they spend the whole day together. MAYBE THEY FINALLY KISS. I DON’T KNOW.

- I do know that at one point the janitor finds them. They’re wedged under Stiles’ kids’ ridiculously small tables and holy shit, they didn’t mean to but it’s late and- holy shit, there is a janitor. Right there. 

- They manage not to get fired. They don’t manage to keep their relationship a secret.

Lucaya Hints Compilation Post (Updated_1)

This is a compilation of all the Lucaya hints I, and others have picked up on through out nearly two seasons. Here goes. let me know if I missed something out. (This is the updated version_1. With more observations I didn’t notice before.)

Pictures and gifs below.

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You may or may not know that I live in Hamburg (second biggest city of Germany), and you may or may not know that there are currently very many refugees (mostly Syrians) trying to get to safer countries in Europe. Germany already took in a lot of them and is planning to take in 800,000 refugees by the end of the year - the figure is very likely to go up and breach one million. You may have heard about the ugly and horrible incidents that happened over here, of right-wing extremists burning down refugee camps. This is truly awful and disgusting.

Those horrible people are the minority though. Most Germans want to let the refugees come into the country and help them - and a lot of them don’t just say that, they actually do help. I can say this because I’ve seen it with my own eyes, as I am one of the many volunteer workers at my city’s central refugee camp and it is really amazing and heart-warming what happens there! I could tell so many stories and talk about it for ages. Maybe I will make a few posts about it.

The aid organisation at the central camp is run ONLY by citizens and volunteers who do all of this in their free time and for no pay. The state/government has nothing to do with it. It’s just the citizens who live here, who decided they had to do something and help the refugees that came into the city. It started with some donations, and now it’s the biggest and best organized aid project by volunteers in whole Germany, I believe. It’s HUGE.

We got the biggest exhibition halls of the city for this purpose. The large hall (13,000 square meters) is where about 1,000 refugees can stay and sleep at the moment. One of the “smaller” halls next to it (4,000 square meters) is for collecting, sorting and organizing the donations - and it’s stuffed. It’s pretty overwhelming. People really bring in tons of donations all day long, by car or by bike or even by foot with bags and boxes full of stuff: All sorts of clothes (for women, men, children, babies); sanitary products (shampoo, toothbrushes, toothpaste, soap, combs, menstrual pads, shaving foam & disposable razors, washing cloths & towels, deodorants, bodylotions, etc); various toys, picture books, coloring books & crayons etc for the children; also “universal” games for adults like chess and cards; baby stuff (diapers, powder, cremes, baby wipes, baby slings, strollers, new pacifiers); dictionaries (Arabic - German, Farsi - German, …) ; bed sheets, pillows, camp beds; prayer carpets; also empty knapsacks, suitcases etc so the refugees have something where they can put and keep their stuff in.

Some of our supermarkets joined in and help with this, too. They sell refugee camp boxes for discounted 5 - 10 Euros (like a whole cardboard box of shampoo bottles or a whole box of soap) and deliver the boxes to our central camp where the volunteers make “hygiene starter packs” for the refugees. Every pack has one item of everything that’s available (one shampoo bottle, one toothbrush, one bar of soap, one toothpaste, and so on.) So people don’t necessarily need to come work directly at the camp, or bring in donations themselves; they can still just buy a box at the supermarket and it gets here and it’s great help!

We have one extra stand that gives out donated mobile phones/smartphones to the refugees, and the big hall (where the camp is set up) is provided with free WLAN so the people in the camp can go online and message their friends and family members who aren’t here with them and keep in touch. Also, we have many volunteers who teach the refugees to say/ask/read basic things in German, so they will be able to orient themselves in the neighborhood.

Everything works out really well. So many people are donating, so many people are helping. Today I spent 5 hours at the camp, just sorting donated women’s clothings. Everything that has holes or is dirty or smelly goes into the trash bags - we only keep stuff that is good to wear (and not degrading or humiliating - nobody wants to go in rags!) Also, socks and underwear must be new and in original packaging (no second-hand underwear.) Then we sort everything by clothing type (T-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, tank tops, sweaters, jackets, coats, trousers, long skirts, short skirts, dresses, maternity clothing, shoes, gloves, scarves, headscarves, and so on) - and after that we sort every clothing type by size, from small to medium to large. Then it goes into packing cases. So in the end we have several boxes with ONLY “Women’s sweaters, size medium” or “Women’s winter coats, size small” or boxes of just headscarves. Then the boxes either go to the hall right next to the “sorting hall” where more volunteers are handing out all the things to the refugees who live here at the central camp, or the boxes will be put into cars and (again by volunteers) delivered to other refugee camps that are located within reachable distance and that are not (yet) as well-organized and equipped as the central camp.

So that’s basically also one reason why I was very quiet here on tumblr lately. A lot of my spare time I spend doing voluntary work at the refugee camp. I go there at the weekends like today, for several hours, or sometimes also after work in the evening. It’s exhausting, but it’s also great to see how many people are willing to help, and all the donations are overwhelming. My shoulders, arms and back are hurting from the physical work, but you forget all of this when you can make the people who had to flee and leave behind their home a little happier again, or at least make them feel welcome, and let them know there are people who care and who do all they can to help them. It’s a very moving experience. I wish positive stuff like this would also be more present on the media and not totally overshadowed by the negative and violent happenings. (Of course it’s important to talk about the right-wing extremist movements and fight them, but it’s also important to show the other side of it all, and show the part of Germany that helps and supports. Those who are NOT against taking in more refugees are the majority!)

Here are some pictures of the hall with the donations where I work as a volunteer. It looks very chaotic but it’s actually pretty well organized :D

alecmacdowell-deactivated201406  asked:

I don't know if the other message went through, so here we go again. (716): "There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."

“I’m not freaking out.”

“Oh, honey, I bet you’re shitting your pants as we speak,” Erica answers snottily, and going by the tone in her voice she’s enjoying this way too much. “You’re in the bathroom, freaking out like a spooked puppy—it’s adorable.”

“I’m not—how—I’m not in the bathroom,” Derek snaps, louder than he intends, and winces when echoes around him. He sighs inwardly, thinks of Stiles who’s still sound asleep in the room next door: lying in Derek’s bed, soaking his sheets with his—awful scent. Derek definitely doesn’t get lost in thought about the broad planes of Stiles’ pale shoulders, doesn’t think about trailing kisses in the paths of constellations between Stiles’ moles; exploring his body with all of his senses. It’s like discovering it all over again, but in more detail, more vivid.

Erica’s laughter is loud and obnoxious, and he really hates her; why did he even think it was a good idea to call her? This is ridiculous.

“You know,” she says eventually, “there should be an award for sleeping with your ex nine times in three days. Did you ever even have so much sex before that?”

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anonymous asked:

yaas!! ask box open! so i have this scenario where Midorima's s/o has to do some school project with another random guy and she doesn't know that that guy likes her and is trying to steal her from Shin-chan. What would our lovely carrot do? Sorry if its TOO specific, you can change it if you like. LOVE YOU WRITING!

Haha its fine don’t worry about it! But honestly you picked a great day to submit this! Cancer was in last place on Oha Asa lol. Thank you sweetheart! I hope you enjoy this piece as well! :) 

It shouldn’t - didn’t, bother him. Really. He knew that you would never betray him. But considering that Cancer was in last place today, he should’ve brought that Paella with him. It shouldn’t have mattered that it made Takao laugh so hard he fell off his bike, when came by his house that morning. Now he was obviously paying the price for not abiding by Oha Asa, and he could only watch from afar as you worked with that boy from your class.

Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but this particular boy had a crush on you. Everyone knew because he was very vocal about it, but for some reason you’ve never noticed and even denied it whenever anyone would bring it up. He didn’t understand how you could read him, but not see that the boy was constantly flirting with you even now - if he doesn’t move his arm he won’t be able to use it anymore.

You knew Shin had been watching you for a while, the sunglasses really don’t disguise him very well, or at all. You made a mental note to bring it up with him later. For some reason, Shin was insistent that your classmate had a crush on you. But you just couldn’t see it. Sure the boy would throw an arm around you such as now, but he was just a friendly, affectionate guy by nature. After all, everyone knew you were dating Shin; Takao made sure of that, so why would he be pursuing you knowing you were already in a relationship. You were pulled out of your musings by a question from the boy.

So your relationship with that guy, Midomara was it?

Midorima. Midorima Shintaro.” You gently corrected.

Oh yeah, him. He doesn’t express himself well does he? I saw the two of you walking home the other day, and he didn’t even try to hold your hand.” You shrugged, it wasn’t an issue for you. Even though Shin was reserved about affection in public, he always came through when you wanted him to and often made up for it in private. But that wasn’t anyone else’s business.

Shin doesn’t really like public displays of affection.” The boy snorted.

It doesn’t seem like he treats you the way you need to be treated. Someone as cute as you deserves to be treated with care and constant affection.” At this point you were starting to wonder if there was any truth to Shin’s doubts about the guy.

Shin treats me just fine. I really think we should work on our project now, I’m going to grab some books.

Midorima snapped the pencil he was holding in his hand. That boy had gone too far. He couldn’t tell what was being said between you two, but one moment the two of you were talking and suddenly he grabbed your wrist as you got up.

I don’t know what you see in that Oha Asa freak. It’s always Shin this, Shin that. I can treat you better then he ever could. I would never be embarrassed to be affectionate with you in public.” You slightly recoiled at the harsh look in his eyes, but you stood strong. Your eyes hardened as you prepared to lash out at your former friend for badmouthing Shin. But you were suddenly pulled from the other boys hold, and recognized Shin’s minty rain scent.

You fool. If I was embarrassed I wouldn’t be in a relationship with her in the first place. Our business is ours alone. ___ is mine just as I’m hers, and if you don't leave now I’ll make you regret it nanodayo.” Holding your waist possessively, you were slightly dazed from the intense glare he was pinning on the other boy. But you sobered up quickly and turned so that you were facing him.

I’m sorry Shin. I shouldn’t have been so stubborn. But you know, if was kind of worth it to see you get possessive like that. I never would’ve thought you would stalk me.” Your grin got bigger as a red blush spread across Shin’s face.

W-what are you talking about. I-I just happened to be in the library, and I couldn’t let him treat you that way.” At this point he was no longer facing you, but he never let go of your waist. You smiled and got on the tip of your toes to give him a kiss on his cheek.

Well thank you for coming to my rescue. I can handle myself, but it’s nice to know you’re watching out for me. I promise I’ll trust you more in the future.

His gentle smile gave you butterflies in your stomach. You truly didn’t understand why he was so worried about others, if he kept smiling like that there’s no way you could ever leave him. 

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That was just beautiful, who knew Shin-chan was so possessive.” Midorima’s face paled as he recognized the voice. “The rest of the team is going to love this.” You giggled, already imagining the expressions the rest of the Shutoku team. Midorima pushed his glasses up, and turned his head to the side.

Takao. Run.

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Transformation Tuesday ( a day late)

When I re-started my weight loss journey a few years ago (one of my many restarts), I began by working out in the spare bedroom doing old Jazzercise routines that I remembered on my own. I was 350+ pounds and too embarrassed to try and workout in public.  I told myself the reason was the long drive to the center (a drive that I had made in years past, but was now ‘too far’).

After losing about 60-70 pounds that way, I moved and was pretty close to a  Jazzercise center. I couldn’t really use the long drive as an excuse for not actually going to class any longer.  I was petrified. Even though I’d done Jazzercise before off and on for many years, I was still so out of shape and overweight. It took all my strength to muster up the courage to go that first time, but, once I got there, and everyone was welcoming and the workout was just as awesome as I’d remembered, I was so glad I did. I was back! Still obese, still a 3x, but I was out in public working out.

Then, by chance one day, my friend and the Jazzercise instructor ‘challenged’ me to go to hot yoga with her. I’d never done yoga at all, let alone hot yoga. I accepted her challenge (mostly as a joke?), but then realized she had taken me seriously. OH SHIT. I watched one yoga video and then, in desperation, I went to a beach yoga class the week before the hot yoga challenge just to get some kind of practical knowledge of it before going with my friend. Once again, I was petrified! I kept praying for rain or a flood or something good like that to cancel the class, but it didn’t happen. I again mustered up my courage and I went to beach yoga, thought I would die, but I didn’t.

The next week I thought I was gonna be sick the whole day before hot yoga. I was still sore from the beach yoga (and I might’ve still had sand in places there should not be sand!). I drank and drank and drank water that day, took magnesium and potassium tablets, and felt like my stomach was full of wasps all day.  My friend actually gave me an ‘out’ when I emailed and told her how nervous I was, but I didn’t take it. I took lots of deep breaths and mustered up that courage again, and I went. I sucked at it. I thought I would die. I felt like I might puke (but didn’t). I loved it.

After that, I started biking. Once again I had to muster up the courage cos I was sure I’d fall and look ridiculous, but I didn’t. It really is just like riding a bike! 

Lately, I’ve gone swimming at a public pool, to an aerial yoga class and a spinning class, and, you know what? I didn’t have to muster up any courage. I didn’t feel nervous. I felt excited to try something new. Next week I’m going to a kick boxing class, which I admit I’m a little intimidated by, but I don’t feel nervous about it. I’ll probably be the fattest person there (as I am in most workout places, even after losing so much weight), and I’ve never hit anything other than a pillow in my life, but I feel strong from all those times I’ve stepped past my comfort zone.

Every time you muster up your courage and get out of your comfort zone, no matter if it’s working out, or doing anything that you think is beyond your boundaries, you expand those self-imposed boundaries! They are not real boundaries! They are limits you put on yourself! Break them down! You’ll find confidence and strength that you didn’t know you had. You’ll find joy in stepping over that line and look forward to new adventures and challenges! 

I’ve come a long way from that girl working out alone in the spare bedroom, not just physically, but mentally and emotionally. I’ve gained confidence and mental strength and courage. And you can too! Do the thing that scares you! JUST DO IT! It just takes a few seconds of insane courage and then you’re there! You’re doing it! And you are stronger for it! No matter what happens, just the act of trying makes you a winner! DO IT! DO THE THING THAT SCARES YOU! You will be amazed at the feeling afterwards! You will be amazed at your strength. You will gain confidence with every step. 

DO IT! If I can do it, you can too. Trust me on this!

anonymous asked:

I've always tried to be a paily shipper because I love Emily but I could never get over the fact that paige tried to drown Em... im just curious as to your thoughts on that scene. because I always feel like people forget that fact... no matter what she was dealing with you don't try to kill or drown someone because of your demons...

Well my friend, thank you for asking.

Firstly, let me say, I don’t think you will find a Paily shipper that has forgotten the “drowning”. Lord knows Paige haters don’t let us forget it. None of us excuse paige’s actions or think what she did was ok. Also I will object to your use of the word “drown” because that’s not what happened. She tried to scare her. She held her down for like 5 seconds. Let her up and then snarked at her. Then left. If a swimmer can’t hold their breath for that long, well that’s a problem. That still doesn’t make it ok. I just think her intention is important. She didn’t try to murder/kill.

Here’s what else I know about that scene:

  • Paige was bullied hard by Alison to a point where she self-harmed, wanted to kill herself, and was pushed further back into the closet.
  • Paige had these feelings towards Emily that Alison convinced her was wrong and she didn’t know how to handle them
  • and she clearly handled them the wrong way
  • anyone who has been in the closest will know how scary it is and how you end up doing stupid shit to hide your gay
  • Granted i don’t shove people’s heads under water…but i do “lash” out (for lack of a better word) in other ways
  • Paige was in love with Emily and didn’t know how to handle her feelings (STILL NOT OK TO DO WHAT SHE DID BUT JUST FYI)
  • and most importantly….

PAIGE APOLOGIZED. and not when Emily or others confronted her about it. No. She got on her bike late at night in the rain and apologized. Told Emily that she doesn’t blame her for hating her…because she hates herself too. (like man. a 16 year old making an epic error in judgement and then going and trying to make it right. damn. that’s rare)

Now, I’m not saying an apology absolves Paige of what she did. But, Paige has worked her ass off to show through ACTIONS, which we all know speak louder than words, that she has changed and that she is not the same girl that tried to “drown” Em. She has worked so hard to grow and be better and all I’ve seen her do since then is protect Emily.

For someone that people keep claiming is a horrible person…don’t you think if that were true she would have happily jumped at the chance to join Mona??? Nope. Instead she said no and tried to be the bigger person than Ali.

So ya, that’s my thoughts about that scene. It wasn’t okay. It has not been forgotten. Paige apologized and has changed. People deserve second chances. Including Alison (although that’s a whole other long ass post about my feelings surrounding her)

Side note: Paige haters can’t seem to get over that scene yet:

  • Ezra purposely stalked the girls; knew who Aria was in the bar when he kissed her; wrote a book about them; slept with a 16 year old even though he was her teacher
  • Toby was ON THE A TEAM and only dealt with Spencer once SHE figured it
  • Caleb worked with Jenna against Hanna

….so how come all these boys can be forgiven and given second chances (some of which were WAY worse than what Paige did) and yet Paige is the bad one?