this is what doing it right looks like

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translation: cosmicsticks

jonghyun: the one way from which makes me feel very confidently is… that i’m a genius in my handwriting. my handwriting is really bad. i’m also a left hander but i can write with both. i’m ambidextrous! i can write with my right but, when i do, most people are like: “ah …, so this is what your handwriting looks like when you write with your left”, and i’m like: “no?! that was written with my right hand?!

artwhim  asked:

I've started agreeing with people who complain. It totally shuts them down, and what're they gonna do? Complain cuz I agree with them? "Yes ma'am I totally agree that's ridiculous. You are absolutely right. I'm with you all the way." LOL the looks on their faces! It's like watching the anger-force that keeps them alive dribble out of their pores and leave them as deflated lifeless zombies. XDD

Classic Car Family

Title: Classic Car Family

Characters: Dean and Ben Braeden

Word Count: 2600ish

Warning: Lots of fluff


Originally posted by fireshinigami


“Welcome to Zeppelin’s Auto, I’m Max.” The young guy behind the desk mumbled as he turned around. “What kind of problem are you having?”

“I need some new spark plugs and a filter for an oil change. You guys sell parts for a ’67 Impala?”

Max turned around and gave Dean a weird look. “A what? That’s, like, a super old car right?”

Dean looked past him into the window to the mechanic’s bay. “Anyone work here that knows classic cars?”

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i’ve been wanting to do FE x animal crossing for years and it has happened at last dkjfldf

also have some variants!

Hunk knows what's up

Hunk: Dude it’s time to tell Keith that you like him.

Lance (blushing): What? I do not like him what are you talking about?!

Hunk: Please you so do. Look he’s right over there.

Lance: I don’t care, I’m not into Keith like that. At all.

Hunk: …

Hunk: He’s not wearing a shirt.

Lance:

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anonymous asked:

I feel like anti-Jyn people fail to consider that Cassian is being a bit unfair with the 'luxury of caring' line (which happens, he's angry at that moment) and take it at face value like they do with Jyn's 'it's not a problem if you don't look up' line

I agree, with some qualifications.

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En Canine, Care-itas.

Uh so yeah.  When I got tagged for this it isn’t where I pictured it going but you know…. beer.  @contrivedcoincidences6 and @mihosayuri for the MSR prompt:

Scully: “Is this… Is this real? Are you really here?”
Mulder: “It’s real.  I’m here, Scully.  I’m right here.”
Scully: “Prove it.”


I knew I would die, first. It never took a genius to tell me that.  Scully beat cancer, TERMINAL, INOPERABLE cancer.  Sure, I had a little bit to do with that, I like to think.  Skinner did, too I guess, that prick.  Selling his soul to the devil and all.  He always did have the hots for Scully.

And Clyde Bruckman DID tell her she was immortal.  Yeah, yeah, I know.  He wasn’t psychic, right?  Not ALL of his prophecies came true, right?  And I mean, I had Scully… SCULLY… for fuck’s sake, in my bed every night - at least, after I got my shit back together.  And there was that pesky run in with that weird alien virus that left me stranded and looking like absolute shit on a bridge.  But after I rebounded from THAT, I think we all knew there was no way I was going to die from auto-erotic asphyxiation.  I mean, c’mon… who the hell do you think I am anyway?  I’m no David Carradine.

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I find it kind of hilarious that Marsh got promoted quickly in the Steel Ministry because he vastly overestimated the competence of a junior Obligator.

What do they learn in their five year training? Not as much as Marsh could learn illegally, apparently.

Sounds about right.

A Reminder About Real Life Shipping

It hurts the people you claim to admire. It hurts others like PR professionals just doing their job. It hurts family members and wedding guests who get ridiculed on public blogs. It hurts friend’s businesses that Sam and Mackenzie try to promote on their SM.

Shipper blogs preach that they have the right to say whatever they want and express their own opinions on their own blogs. What right do Shipper trolls have to crap all over Mackenzie’s SM accounts? And don’t say it’s not Tinhat shippers doing it because absolutely no one else has a reason to. Who benefits from ridiculing Sam’s girlfriend? No one but Tinhat shippers (in their minds).

Another reminder. It’s not shipping when two people are actually in a real life relationship. Go back and look at that pic of Sam and Mackenzie (jumpsuit) ready to attend an Oscars week party. Sam doesn’t look like Jamie. He doesn’t look like “photo-op” Sam. He looks like a guy who is really happy to be with the girl at his side. His eyes are smiling. Shippers don’t recognize that because they are fixated on Sam as Jamie and Sam in magazine spreads and Sam on the Red Carpet - see the T2 premier. That’s show business fakery. What Sam has now with Mackenzie looks real to me.

And yes, Tinhat arguments are stupid. They are amazingly illogical and fantasy-based.

The problem of woman

Loam or Volcanic Ash
Forage fish or Great White
Who and what is she?
Geyser or Tectonic Shift

A taboo…
A voodoo…
Spit or spat upon?
Most often ridiculed

Wrath or humility?
This depends
Does she place a palm
upon the earth to hear
its similar discord against…?

Fire, soot, or salvation that sings?
Or does she always look like
Panic in white and hysteria in red

Do you desecrate or cauterize
Because you do know you judge
Right?

The world is dimmed
Eclipsed
and you point the finger to her chest
and often times her sisters do the same
But more oft than that
She points the finger to herself
And she says…
You’re to blame
You’re to blame
You’re to blame

anonymous asked:

How do you think Mackie (or at least your fic Mackie) feels about the Weibo/panda/gym rat fuckboy selfie/sexting China ordeal?

he is the living epitome of popcorn.gif

do I think Mackie texted Seb to make fun of him for sexting Beijing and they wound up playing dick pic chicken? 

yes I absolutely think that happened.

so we already know, right, we already have this:

When Seb’s phone dings, he gets some kind of sixth fucking sense about who and what it’s gonna be before he even thumbs open the lock screen.

He’s not wrong.

Why are you painting your abs on, kid, Mackie says, just right to the point as ever, and Seb frowns at himself in the gym mirror, twists sideways slightly to see what he looks like from a three-quarters angle.

shut up, he texts back, knowing as he does it that it’s only gonna escalate the situation, and half an hour later when he’s using his thumb to tug the elastic band of his underwear down so low it’s just not quite obscene, he thinks, what did you really expect.

If anyone asks, this isn’t why he did it.

but here’s the other side of that conversation:

 It’s all over twitter when Mackie gets the chance to look, and all he can do for a minute or two is laugh, kind of disbelieving, because: what the fuck, Sebastian.

Why are you painting your abs on, kid, he types out, knowing immediately that it will get under Seb’s skin like nothing else.

shut up, Seb says, and Mackie rolls his eyes, sees how the three dots are flashing at the bottom of the screen. Seb keeps typing something else and then pausing, like he’s thinking about what to say, maybe, and Mackie takes pity on him, taps out a reply.

No, really. You need some validation? Need me to tell you you’re looking good, or something? Don’t you have Xavier Dolan for that now?

It’s mean, really. When he scrolls through the rest of Seb’s screenshotted Weibo adventures, waiting for him to stop choking on his own tongue long enough to reply, he can’t help but be weirdly charmed by it the way he always is. The duality of goddamn man, that’s Sebastian Stan. Trying his best with shirtless pictures and still falling immediately into weird, dorky sweetness as soon as he opens his mouth.

you know I value your opinion the most, Seb gets out eventually, a response so carefully neutral Mackie can only imagine how long he’s agonized over it. 

Well, he says. In that case.

you’re just jealous of these biceps, tell me you’re not

You look good, man. I’m not saying you don’t. You wanna make it a thirst trap, though, it could probably use a little more work.

Seb’s always been a quick learner. By the time he’s pushing his sweatpants down, sending Mackie a shot of the groove of muscle along his hipbone, the barest suggestion of dick, Mackie thinks he should probably just give the fuck in and call him already.

anonymous asked:

Y'all saying that Dylan looked disgusting during the stydia kiss, but don't you remember that he refused to do the stalia sex scene hotter? He improvises stydia and refuses stalia!! Ha!!

He refused naked Stalia scene, because he doesn’t like naked scenes and feels uncomfortable during them, but he looked more natural and relaxed on the couch with Malia than he ever looked in” kissing princess Lydia scenes”. Also, he improvised some Stalia scenes too and guess what?. They looked nice. And oh yeah, he improvised Srydia cheek kiss scene, when Lydia asked him not to kiss her, so wow, maybe he should stop improvising Srydia kisses, because they suck, violate basic human rights and teach young people awful behaviors.

You tried :)  

anonymous asked:

drabble challenge: 103 for Klaroline

103: “Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”

Short and sweet…i think lol On FF.

Also, If you want me to do one!


What’s Yours Is Mine, What’s Mine Is Mine!

“Sweetheart, stop looking at me like a hungry lioness.”

Covering his hand with hers and looking deeply into his eyes, Caroline declared, “Klaus, I love you and I care about you, which is why I’m saying this, if you touch my fries again I will have to cut off your hands.”

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But like now we can actually see all the stuff we should have seen in 5x10. Quentin meeting his daughter’s doppleganger and all that emotional fallout (what was Black Siren’s relationship with her own father like?), Sara coming home to learn there’s a different Laurel here now (does Black Siren have a sister?), Thea meeting face to face with this woman who looks and sounds just like her closest friend, her practically sister??

How will they integrate her into everyday life? Does she know anything about being a lawyer? Will she move in to Laurel’s apartment, and if so, what changes might she make?

Basically there’s so much they can do with this story, so many directions to go, and it was absolutely the right decision to make.

petitesara  asked:

Hi Love! I was talking to a friend and are looking for views on a few topics and I would love if you could elaborate your thoughts on some: Can males and females be friends with no sexual tension in their interactions? Can you justify making your significant other drop (all) friends of the opposite sex? Do you think it's all right to compromise on significant life choices? What is your opinion on feminism (now/then/in general)?

Oh my, these are like half the biggest questions in life haha.

1. Can males and females be friends with no sexual tension in their interactions?

So, as @shorty-cake knows, When Harry Met Sally… is like just about my favorite movie of all time. As a young person, it heavily influenced me. The movie revolves around the premise of whether or not men and women could be friends. I don’t know if it actually ever answers except to may infer that if you are best friends, that should say something about what you really mean to one another, and I’m a big proponent of letting friendship be one of your foundations for a relationship.

Yes, I think males and females can be friends with no sexual tensions, but I think that’s probably an exception rather than the rule and that it depends largely on the level of friendship. I try my best even now (especially now) to keep female friends at arm’s length because I personally am a bad combination - I’m a romantic who pretends to be a realist and, well, I’m a male. Because of our makeup and because of the culture, men are so driven by sexual urges (and of course not of all of, and of course many women are, too) that we too often throw good sense out the window. And we also too often throw friendships about the window, too, for a chance at something otherwise, and, maybe this is closer to an answer to your question, we often become close with women because there’s a chance (in our minds) at something more. This isn’t always happening on a conscious level, but upon introspection, it hold true. We treat women as meat. So I think a lot of “friendships” between men and women are not really as loving as one side might think.

2. Can you justify making your significant other drop (all) friends of the opposite sex?

Yes, I think you can, but it depends on the spectrum of friendships and the specific people in the relationship. I’ll start with the second idea first - again, if you’re someone like me, I think you need to put other women at arm’s length, and being asked to do so specifically might help with that. When I was dating years ago, my then-girlfriend forcefully requested that I give up some friendships with girls that she knew had been interested in me or seemed like they might be, and I acquiesced, and I think it was a good idea (though I didn’t do it in a good way).

Also, some relationships have more challenges than others, and they might need that protection to succeed. I think it’s fairy tale to say that “if it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be”; if you really want a relationship to work, sometimes and for some people, it takes really difficult, and sometimes painful steps to move in that direction. For some people and relationships, though, all this might not be a problem, though even then, I think there’s something to be said about reserving that intimacy for the person you’ll spend the rest of your life with (if the relationship goes that direction) and not sharing it with someone else.

3. Do you think it’s all right to compromise on significant life choices?

Well, we compromise every day on little things. And we if do that, we all too often will compromise on more significant things. I do both, and to be honest, sometimes I don’t even fight it. But I’m trying to have more integrity and more character - it’s an uphill battle, I’ll tell you.

I think there are things we hold sacred, things that we believe are absolutely right. For us, these things are without compromise. But perhaps, those things aren’t as many as we might think. If we take the time to analyze and think on our choices, we might find that our hearts are not as firmly set upon them as we might think. Compromise might be okay; it might be good, in fact. And further, sometimes there are multiple choices that we can make, because situations are complex. I find that for many of our more significant forks in life, the routes are multiple and run into and around and through each other, and we have to navigate with a quality lanterns, good shoes, and wisdom/know-how, rather than necessarily picking the exact right path (which we often don’t know) the first time.

4. What is your opinion on feminism (now/then/in general)?

The term “feminism” is so loaded with connotation above its meaning. I have no expertise in much of any of it, so I won’t make much specific commentary. But I do believe that we’re made equal, though not treated the same, and so steps need to made toward righting that.

At the same time, I’ll always say that the answer to our problems in this world - and one we’ll never adequately use - is grace. Grace ties in with justice and mercy, and it’s the power to change the world. Unfortunately, our souls are bent toward ungrace, and our culture in the west now more than it has since I’ve been alive is become more and more unforgiving, angry, and bitter, taking the route of forcing change on the outside no matter what happens within a person, rather than trying to change the person and letting that shift how we love each other, how we treat each other with basic respect and freedom, and how we see each other and encourage one another to become more than we are. When any movement becomes that - feminism included - I think its headed down the wrong route.

Thanks for the questions, Sara! They got my brain working on this Monday. :D

anonymous asked:

What do you think of "Who´s it gonna be?" by Boys generally Asian? :D

uhh not to be a spoilsport but i really dont like them lmao, for me,, its just really annoying ?? sndakfjda look i dont have anybody making a kpop parody or whatever theyre doing, making fun of kpop fans nd kboos and the kpop culture that surrounds all of this i have nothing against that tbh bdisak i think its a good thing evn to make some people realize what theyre doing lmao but the disrespect (idk i dont think is disrespect i just cant find the right word rn hah) towards the idols is what kinda bothers me idk, the mv got like 5 million views in 3 days ? see there are trainees that work thier asses off for YEARS to debut and then flop with 78k views on the mv and disband after 2 songsbc its not making enough money for the company and all of this u know nd there we have these 5 yt fame guys that jokingly start a “kpop group” nd they suddenly have a huge fan base nd shit ? alright. i also feel like they were making fun of idols leaving the group which reminded me of tao kris nd luhan but i dont want to get into that jnsfkjnfdsda its rlly not that deep ik that myself its just bothering me

i honestly have nothing against people that think BgA is funny and enjoy watching their videos ( i like nigahiga myself, he usually makes good videos im just not here for BgA lmao) but i just think,,, its really ,,unfunny and annoying ?? 

sometimes ppl come into my work, and immediately run up to the counter asking how they’re supposed to get any food (it’s cafeteria style so there’s trays right next to the front door). like they don’t bother looking around at all or doing any deductive reasoning? anyway the Tumblr equivalent is someone reblogging a gif and asking “WHAt SJOW IS THIS” without taking the 1 second to look through the notes and see that their question has been answered 400 times

catsplosionxd  asked:

2A Bendy?

“hey there cutie!… wait. Boris is my best friend, so hes the cutest!.. Im pretty cute too, so im second cutest… let me try this again *ahem* Hey there third cutie.. am i saying it right?”

bendy.. stop.

“Oh! Oh! wait! i got one! yooooooulookbetterthanjoey. umm… you like dancing? cause im a tutu dancing demon!-uhhhh you look sweet?… whats sweet?.. uhhhh your… face features are realistic…?”

*facepalms*


(X3 i loved doing this one. all i could think of was Bendy attempting and failing at pickup/flirt lines XD)

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anonymous asked:

I've been thinking, people with 5 fingers can to the "nine trick" with like multiplying by nine. Can Ford do that with a number do you think?

(ok first i had to look that up) but no i don’t think so! nine’s pretty special and its numbers work out just right. if you try it with ford you get

1 * 11 = 011

2 * 55 = 110

3 * 9.67 = 29, etc. what’s nice is that from 3 onwards, it goes like 4*9.5, 5*9.4, 6*9.3…, so that the progression is 9.67, 9.5, 9.4, 9.33, 9.29, 9.25, 9.22, 9.2, 9.18, and finally 9.167, like it came so close and yet so far.

but hey ford with 6 fingers can still do the nine trick, just don’t count thumbs

anonymous asked:

Niansue, I wish to seek your wisdom. I understand it takes more than one day or one try to be as good as where you or others are, but when I look upon my drawing, it's never good enough. It has become a depression, and I don't have someone to share my frustration with. What should I do?

Know that I and most artists relate to what you are feeling right now!!! We all have our highs and lows and right now you’re just in a rut which I wish I could just magical make disappear but like all complex problems there is no simple solution. If ranting about your frustration is what you need then I’m here for you, because I’m starting to go through something similar and I know ranting your feelings is a good way to let out your emotions while also making you feel at least a bit better~ 

As far as what I do is that I draw what I want to draw. I think that it’s very important to draw whatever you want b/c it’s your art and you’re the one putting the effort into drawing, so you should do what you want~<3 Other then that I like taking walks around my neighborhood as just being outside feels really good. And if you just don’t feel like doing art at all then go ahead and not do art that day. Art will be there another day so why not take a day off for yourself and have a self-care day~<3 

I hope that what I say helps you in any way possible and know that, like all bad things, this will pass one day~ I hope you have a lovey day~<3