this is what disney has done to me

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I only just found out about this

Are you saying that the live-action movie has replaced Shang with some random gary stu OC whose straight guy boner™ is instantly activated once he realizes Mulan is actually a cute girl and not a guy

People on my feed are saying that Disney’s doing this because they’re trying to dodge “bi speculations”, and this is after making such a big deal about being progressive re: Le Fou in Beauty and the Beast - what’s wrong with Shang liking Mulan a lot when he thought she was a guy (and to end up still liking her when he found out the truth, which is how it should be)?

Like wow, you can miss me with this tbh, Disney has done it again

Tangled Before Ever After - Wind in My Hair (Promo)

OKAY

LET’S FORGET THE WIG THING BECAUSE A NEW CLIP HAS ARRIVED AND I LOVE IT

PARALLELS:

HIDE AND SEEK IS BACK

BROTP

HER EXPRESSIONS OMG

DANCING (REALLY WHAT THE HELL IM DONE)

This one reminds me of that frozen deleted scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbfX42STecU


Now for the rest of it

look at her trying to impress, so cute

BROTP ALLERT

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND HOW CASSADRA SEEMS TO WORRY A LOT FOR PUNZIE (It’s her job but it definetly goes beyond that)

LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE

‘’ACT NORMAL’’ SENARIO

also that tug is arrested on the spot so not that big of a threat

rapunzel ‘’hey mom, dad my hair is big and blond now’’ of corona

OTP MOMENTS AND MY HEART IS NOT READY FOR THE OTP OF ALL OTPS 

MOM AND DAD INTERACTION

FINALLY MY CUTIE PATOTIE. SHE’S SO PRETTY AND LOVELY AND BRAVE AND UGH I LOVE MY DAUGHTER

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • Me: go and look it up the poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNING poor gUYS HEAD IS 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  • Psychic: what the fuck
One thing I noticed while looking at Big Hero 6 promos

Okay so anyone who is as obsessed with Kate McKinnon as I am definitely knows that she has done the lesbian salute. (For anyone that doesn’t know what that is, this is it:

Anyway, my mind shot back to a very particular Big Hero 6 promo with GoGo in it, this one right here:

Originally posted by dj066rapunz3l

Now she is doing a very familiar salute. A very particular salute that our gorgeous Kate has shown us all.

Therefore, my headcanon is that Gogo is a lesbian. Thank you, and goodnight

Disney XD programming decisions in a nutshell...
  • Me: You're giving attention to Star Wars, SvtFoE and your live-action programming a whole lot, but what about the fans of other shows? You've done little to promote The 7D when it now has premieres. Plus, you yanked Wander off the network just after the series concluded and reduced the amount of reruns of The 7D and Penn Zero several times. Also, you premiered Counterfeit Cat, Fangbone! and Atomic Puppet, all in the same time slot for almost a month now, and then you yanked the first two off the air. And you didn't even promote Atomic Puppet. What are you guys trying to accomplish?
  • Disney XD execs: *silence*
  • Me: Anybody?
  • Disney XD execs: Feet, don't fail us now! *runs away*
Fuckboy to Romanceable Hero Trope and How "Supergirl” is Doing it All Wrong

Okay, so obviously in “Supergirl” the writers are intentionally trying to have Man-Ew’s storyline follow the sexist selfish sleazeball to kind hero trope. Obviously, it isn’t working. And a lot of people on this site have talked about how the writers are doing this all wrong, about how Man-Ew’s behavior is actually ridiculously abusive, and about some of the other reasons his character really should never have even been written onto the show. 

But what I was thinking about today was actually where I had seen some of these tropes done well. And I came up with three off the top of my head: Beauty and the Beast, The Emperor’s New Groove, and Tangled. All Disney, yes, I know, sue me. 

Anyway, I was trying to think about what each of these movies did that managed to handle the trope so well in about an hour and a half when this TV show has boggled it up so badly even though they’ve had fifteen episodes (over 11 hours, over twice as much time as all of those films combined) to figure this out. 

So, I’ll start with Beauty and the Beast, since it’s coming out soon and I know everyone’s gonna scream Stockholm Syndrome. Yes, the Beast has some serious anger management issues and does definitely lock Belle up before trying (and failing) to woo her which ends in him denying her food for the foreseeable future. But after she runs off and he saves her from the wolves, the very next scene we see is Belle cleaning out the Beast’s wounds, which has some important growth.

During this scene, they have an argument. Both of them are yelling at each other, trying to figure out who to blame for the entire kerfuffle and it ends with Belle telling the Beast that this all started because he can’t control his temper. Beast is unable to come up with a counterargument, visibly accepts his wrongdoing (though begrudgingly), calms down, and responds kindly to Belle when she thanks him for saving her. We never see him get angry with her again after that. He has taken her valid complaint and proceeds to obviously work on his behavior after that.

After that moment, Belle is basically his prisoner in name only. She is perfectly allowed to leave the castle, as evidenced by his acceptance of it the next time she brings it up, and both of them are aware that she still has the horse and could presumably ride off again if he fucks up. Belle is choosing to stay every day, not because she thinks the Beast will come after her and kill her or something if she doesn’t, but because this is the adventure she’s always craved and doesn’t WANT to leave it and go back home. This is a choice she is making for herself, not for her father or the Beast.

Anyway, back to the trope. The Beast is a guy with some severe baggage that comes out in violent bursts of anger, something that is stemmed the moment someone finally really stands up to him, something the households servants turned furniture are clearly unable to provide. No one’s ever gotten angry back and just told him straightforward that he’s being an asshole. And they certainly haven’t continued to take care of him and thanked him immediately afterward. The last time someone called him an asshole, he got turned into a Beast as punishment. Belle is teaching him that while it isn’t okay to be an asshole and she’s not just going to let him treat her badly, she also isn’t going to overlook the good things he does, too, or give up on him. That’s what makes the Beast change. Reward over punishment. Kindness over revenge. Beast decides he wants to be more like her, and so changes his behavior accordingly.

Again, a choice I believe he makes for himself, not for her. Yes, obviously he has a curse to break and a lot to lose if he doesn’t get her to fall for him. But he also is very lonely. And being more like Belle will gain him friends, his humanity, and happiness, even if for only a short while. He wants to be like Belle because he wants to be someone worthy of her, whether she falls for him or not. THAT’S what makes Beauty and the Beast a) not Stockholm Syndrome and b) a wonderful depiction of the fuckboy to hero trope because the fuckboy becomes a hero for himself, not to get the girl.

The same is basically true for Flynn and Kuzco. Most especially for Kuzco, since there is no love interest there. Both of them stand to lose a lot (Flynn his freedom, Kuzco his kingdom, and both of them could lose their lives), but their gradual change from selfish narcissist to selfless hero tends to stem from a desire to change for themselves, because they were lonely and now don’t want to be anymore because someone came along that believed in them and inspired them to be better.

I think that’s a key word there. Inspired. Belle doesn’t tell the Beast, “Well if you clean your act up, I could definitely see myself falling for you.” Pacha doesn’t tell Kuzco, “If you become less of a jerk I’ll help you turn back into a human.” Rapunzel doesn’t tell Flynn, “If you stop thinking about yourself for two seconds, you could have the girl AND a castle.” The reward isn’t that they get a material gain at the end of it. The reward is that they get to feel proud of themselves again, that they get to stop being so lonely because they’re putting themselves out there enough to make friends. And they all have to choose it for themselves. Kuzco realizes he wants to be a good Emperor for his people, he doesn’t want to be Yzma. Flynn decides that being a charismatic swashbuckler isn’t really his dream, that there is more out there for him as Eugene than there ever was as Flynn. It’s something that Pacha, Belle, and Rapunzel SHOW their partners through example, something to live up to.

Unfortunately, “Supergirl” hasn’t done this. In over eleven hours, Man-Ew hasn’t grown or changed once. And it’s basically implied that his only “changes” or “acts of heroism” are only for Kara’s benefit, so she can see that he’s changed and act more favorably towards him now that he likes her. And he’s actually steadily gotten WORSE as he’s pursued Kara and actively abusive once he obtains her. I use the word “obtains” here intentionally because Kara is basically being treated as an object, a trophy for Man-Ew. 

He went from a guy who was basically just pointless and bland in the beginning to a guy who was very seriously annoying after the whole kiss fiasco to grossly abusive after 2x13. He lies to Kara. He makes promises to her that he then immediately, intentionally breaks. He humiliates and belittles her in public, where he co-workers can both see and hear him. He gets murderously jealous in a situation that absolutely didn’t even CALL for jealousy and was certainly not cute. 

In short, instead of being inspired by Kara’s example, he actually calls her “full of herself,” a “bad judge of character,” an “attention whore,” and selfish. He DOESN’T LIKE her version of heroism, he refuses to follow in her footsteps, and actually does completely the opposite basically just to prove a point. If she gets him an internship at CatCo, he foists the job off onto another woman at the building and then, when Kara catches him at that and puts a stop to it, convinces the same woman to have public sex with him in a closet at CatCo. If Kara tries to get him to be a superhero, he goes out and becomes a thug for hire who beats up other aliens. I mean, these are very intentional choices meant to be cruel to Kara. He is actively, canonically, REPULSED by Kara’s example and DOES NOT want to rise to it. He sees no need to better himself because he already sees himself as better than Kara, so why change?

“BUT HE HAS CHANGED, THAT WAS JUST HOW DAXAMITES WERE, HE’S BEEN SO NICE TO KARA, WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT YOU CRAZY BITCH” I hear the karahell shippers yell. Man-Ew was the FIRST to call Kara out for presuming he was awful just because he was a Daxamite. Which means the narrative DOES NOT want us to assume all Daxamites were just… spoiled arrogant sexist violent assholes. It actually punishes Kara for that assumption. Which is fine, prejudice is bad, and you can’t condemn an entire planet of people to one stereotype. But if they’re going to give us that message, then the excuse “He was raised on Daxam, what can you expect” actually doesn’t work. That’s exactly what I - what we all - have been explicitly told NOT to believe. He could absolutely be a wonderful person, even if he WERE from Daxam. Which means it’s just him. He is just awful.

And he continues to not be inspired by Kara, even after he gets together with her. Kara does not murder people, she defeats them and then has justice done. Man-Ew spends the majority of 2x13 trying to convince everyone that murder is the only option and then goes against express orders, not just from Kara but from everyone at the DEO who are his superiors, to go try to murder the bad guy anyway. And then when she asks him to give her adopted father the benefit of the doubt until proven guilty, he confronts Jeremiah at what is supposed to be a celebratory family dinner. When Kara loses her job, he just tells her that there are other jobs, with zero sensitivity, especially given his own role in her getting fired. 

I mean, those three guys in the Disney films are SHOWN changing and getting better. They stop doing the thing that makes them “bad.” Beast stops getting angry. Kuzco and Flynn stop being selfish. Man-Ew has not stopped his bad behavior and has, in fact, only gotten worse. He still doesn’t think much of Kara, he still doesn’t respect her or listen to her, he still thinks he’s better than she is, he still actively does the opposite of whatever she asks of him no matter how menial or important, and he still does whatever is in his own self-interest instead of what is actually the right thing. He is not a hero. This is not a hero’s journey. This is a villain origin story.

I mean, it’s classic. Guy falls in love with girl, girl isn’t in love with him so guy does whatever necessary to get the girl to fall in love with him and then keep her for eternity, when this goes wrong the aggression then moves on to the rest of the world in retaliation because it’s the world that’s wrong, not him. If Kara were to figure out that he was treating her like shit and come to the conclusion that she should dump him and then actually follow through, I think we would see the full manifestation of a new villain, Mr. Meninist. 

And honestly? That would probably actually be a way better ending than whatever they’ve got planned for this character. 

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For some reason i’m really digging these Polar Bears(What has We Bare Bears done to me?). I wish Tundra Town had more screen time to be honest. These bears looks so awesome. This is probably my most favorite part of the book.

So inside out spoilers ahead….


I’ve come to the conclusion that Bing Bong is the darkest thing Disney/Pixar has ever done.

I know what you’re thinking, but what about Mufasa/Bambi’s mom? That’s dark yes but at least their children were aware of what happened. Riley won’t ever know. It didn’t mean anything to her cause she didn’t know, she hadn’t even thought of him for years!

That was Bing Bongs whole arc, it was him accepting he’d never be important to her again, that he wasn’t ever going to be part of her life again. He could never take her to the moon.

He made the ultimate sacrifice for Riley because of how much he loved her and it doesn’t mean anything to her at all. He cared about her more than anything and he was nothing more than a vacant memory to her, he’ll never be anything more than that to her and all he wanted to do was play with her one more time…and he never got to.

It literally hurts so fucking much.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog, and was hoping to get your opinion on a few OUAT things: What do you think of the Regina, Rumbelle, and the ways the show has departed from Disney? Thank you

First off, thank you!  It’s a rare day for me to hear that my opinion is valued.

Personally, I despise the way Regina has been handled.  Her character was great in seasons 1 and 2 because she was a villain and everyone saw her as one.  In season 3 she was good because she was a villain seeking redemption, but people didn’t forget about the things she’d done.  Everything post season 3 has been absolutely horrible though.  Everyone has completely forgotten who she used to be, and she never faces consequences for any of her poor decisions.  She constantly complains that she wants to forget about everything she did as the Evil Queen, but whenever she needs to size herself up, she embraces the Evil Queen.  Her character is a big fat flip-flop that can’t decide what it wants to be.  The writing for her is horrible and I think the show would be better off if she was no longer on it.

I have never cared for Rumbelle.  The relationship always squicked me.  It only got worse when the relationship became abusive.  For some reason Belle always goes back to Rumple though, even though she knows who he is and what he’s done to her.  The fact that she’s probably going to go back to him again this season because of the drama with their son is just heartbreaking to me.  She needs to leave him for good.  Basically, I don’t like their relationship at all.

I actually love how OUAT has always diverged from Disney while still retaining the Disney magic we all grew up with.  It’s what made me fall in love with the show.  I’m not interested in watching a carbon copy of Disney movies in live action, so the twists OUAT puts on these classic fairytales is always really neat and exciting.

yuri on ice frozen duet?

viktor: i mean it’s crazy.

yuuri: what?

viktor: we finish each other’s-

yuuri: sandwiches.

viktor: that’s what i was gonna say!

yuuri: i never met someone 

viktor/yuuri: who thinks so much like me.

viktor/yuuri: jinx!

viktor/yuuri: jinx again!

viktor/yuuri: our mental synchronization can have but one explanation. 

viktor: you

yuuri: and i

viktor: were

yuuri: just

viktor/yuuri: meant to be~!

yurio: SHUT THE FUCK UP

♪ ♫  “I can play the prey, I will satisfy.” ♪ ♫

                             ♪ ♫ “But my ego’s bigger than my actual size.”  ♪ ♫

                                                                   ♪ ♫ “It’s time for me, to open my eyes.” ♪ ♫

                                            🎶 “What I’ve longed to be.” 🎶            

anonymous asked:

Rollerskating and lemonade?

Roller skating: What are your hobbies?
Well, I love writing songs, playing my music, and crafting!

Lemonade: What is the sweetest thing anyone has every done for you?
My partner, who was “just a friend” at the time, made me a blanket fort in his living room, bought me three types of tea and let me choose whatever Disney movie I wanted to watch while ate pancakes that we made, and sat in the blanket fort (he set up his TV inside the fort so we could watch the movies in there. It was so cute and he still refuses to admit that it was a date! (pic attached of the second blanket for we made where we coloured in as well as the above)

Thanks so much for asking!

xx

This AU has devoured my soul and made my usually gross old man art muse spew out uncontrollable levels of Disney-esque adorableness. Send help. 

By which I mean: keep sending asks to continue to fuel this adorable madness.

6 Movies I Can Watch Anytime
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>I was tagged by @jonsaforlife who is an amazing writer, makes beautiful photo sets and has really great ideas. Thank you : )<p/><b></b> I'm not a big movie watcher but I do have a few that are very dear to me.<p/><b></b> 1. Disney's Meet the Robinsons. My all time favorite movie. I just love the messages about what makes a family and moving past your failures.<p/><b></b> 2. Secondhand Lions. Another feel good family movie.<p/><b></b> 3. The Fall directed by Tarsem. This is such a beautifully done film starring Lee Pace (love him) about a stuntman and a little girl recovering in the hospital. Was introduced to this film by my good friend @saucyplebeian<p/><b></b> 4. Muppet Treasure Island. Muppets and a classic story! I also love Disney's Treasure Planet but Tim Curry singing Professional Pirate just makes me so happy.<p/><b></b> 5. Pride and Prejudice. The 1995 BBC 6 hour version starring Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth. My all time favorite version and the one I watch with one of my dear friends all the time.<p/><b></b> 6. 21 Jump Street. Lol I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I watched it with a friend and it became our movie she's the Jenko to my Schmidt! We repeat lines from it to each other all the time!<p/><b></b> I find I really like happy feel good movies. This was a lot of fun.<p/><b></b> I'm tagging @saucyplebeian @flippin-phantastic and anyone else who wants to do it please do. <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Saw this priceless comment on a post. Try to find just what’s so hilariously wrong with it.

Hope and forgiveness are great messages, but at the same time I do think redemption path needs to be seen as a hard path and should be done not for instant reward. Regina’s redemption has been the best because she has had to work for it beyond just being sorry and helping. When reward isn’t in sight she still commits to being a better person because she wants to be. All the things she did as a villain still haunt her. She lost Henry in 3a, lost Robin at the end of 3b, lost Robin again at the end of 4a, and through it all, while she had some setbacks or made questionable decisions has tried to stay committed to being a better person even when it is hard. To some extent it annoys me how Rumple will give up as soon as no reward is in sight or how some of Hook’s redemption isn’t shown (never properly apologizing to Belle), but the writing treats it as that

okay but imagine Bill Cipher doing a cover of ‘Friend Like Me’ from Aladdin

See, all you gotta do is shake my hand, and I’ll say:
“Mr. Stanford, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?“
You ain’t never had friend like me!