this is what boredom makes me do

How do I write?: Dialog

For writers, speaking scenes are either the bane of your existence, or the highlight of your day. On one hand, when characters are talking, it can really help further a scene and help with character development….but on the other hand…writing dialog is such a chore….blugh. So here’s some ways to write better dialog in your stories!

Give Your Characters Voices

Is your character southern? Do they have a lisp? Are they shy? Outspoken? Do they use a lot of big words, or are they an easy talker? Are they more likely to lie with confidence, or do they need to pause a lot to collect their thoughts? These are all factors that help build up a character’s profile, and to add realism to your dialog. Make sure to keep each character consistent – example: if Character A is an angry and resolute character, they wouldn’t stammer or blush when they’re caught off guard – so that your characters keep their individuality.

Embrace the Power of Verbs

Obviously, there’s a huge difference between ‘said’ and ‘yelled’ and ‘screamed’, but there are so many fics where ‘mumbled’ is an overused verb. Unless your character is incredibly shy – or loves to whisper insults under their breath – nobody mumbles every other sentence. ‘Quipped’, ‘snarked,’ ‘said indignantly’, ‘joked’, and ‘laughed’ are some of my favorite verbs.

Moving the Scene Through Dialog 

If you’re ever terrified of having a scene turn into a monotonous he said/she said conversation, then break it up with actions! Have Character A yell at Character B as they angrily slam the car door, or Character C say “huh?” as they try to clear water out of their ears. Here’s a few examples.

  • “You look like crap!” Madison tried to touch the side of her face, but Liz jerked her head back. “Are you like, sick? Your eyes are all red and puffy.”
  • “Yeah, just a second.” Jade watched as the bright orange petals swirled down the drain.
  • Scout visibly recoiled from him. “Uh, no. I’ll pass.”

Talk to Yourself

This is the best trick; it’s what I do when I’m writing dialog. I’ll put on different voices and talk aloud to myself in order to feel what sounds natural and what sounds plastic-y. You may feel ridiculous when you’re up at 2am and repeating the same lines over and over again to yourself, but believe me, it will show in the final drafts when your characters are interacting.

Finally, Have Fun

It’s such a cliche tip that it makes me want to cry from boredom, but having fun with your dialog makes it infinitely easier to write. If your inspiration is just bone dry, have your characters get silly with their dialog – “Sir, that really hella dangerous experiment is going critical” “oh dang, lmao, we should probably leave?” “yes most definitely” – because even then, you’re getting your ideas out and you can come back later. Also, it’s hilarious. In the end, writing is supposed to be a fun hobby, so find what works for you and keep on doing it!

“Human” is contagious

Fidget Spinners, the big trend of the moment. When I looked at them, I didn’t get it. I thought I would just ride out this trend and let it pass me by like so many others. 

Then I started a new job, and it felt like half the people in our team had these damn spinners to keep themselves occupied while our trainers drones on through powerpoint presentation after powerpoint presentation. I had a solid week of twiddling my thumbs, while all these others twiddled their Spinners. And the more I watched them, the more it actually seemed like a good idea to have this cheap little toy to help with your boredom, rather than nothing.
So, you know what? I actually went and bought one of the damn things. It was heap enough that I don’t mind if it turned out to be a disappointment, but we’re a couple of days in and I have to say that I still see the appeal of the things. 

So, that gave me this little story idea: Humans go through all these little trends, fads, and phases all the time. Because one human tried something, others thought it was cool and then suddenly everyone is doing it.  
Aliens see humans doing something that makes little, to no, sense, but the human seems to be enjoying it so they’d like to try, to see if they enjoy it too. 

Next thing you know all the galaxy is trying the newest thing. Aliens with tentacles instead of hands and fingers are trying to get the hang of the future equivalent of a Fidget Spinner because, “Perental-Unit, you don’t understand, all the other podlings are doing it!”  

 Humans could be, like, the trend-setters for the universe. Aliens start doing things just because humans are doing them. They start picking up all our terms and little idiosyncrasies that make up our race. They imitate us because it’s “cool” and “trendy”. The human condition spreads like wildfire through the young people of the universe. Humans are contagious, but not by disease, by fashion! 

Roommate/Stranger AU Starter Pack

Your Muse is exploring a new educational complex and ends up with my Muse someway somehow. Send me an icon + a number to begin. (For reverse, send 🔄 with it and make do.)


🏩 - Your Muse strays away from the host and group and finds mine out in the rather large basketball court dancing gracefully and almost passionately to a tune on their phone and earbuds. They end up spotting yours after some time, send in a reaction.

  1. “O-Oh my?! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to stare, it was just really nice!”
  2. “That was beautiful..”
  3. “Don’t stop, keep going.”
  4. “Oh? You’re embarrassed?”
  5. “It’s okay. I didn’t see anything.”
  6. “How much you willing to pay to keep my mouth shut?”
  7. “I.. Dance when I’m alone, too.”
  8. “You’re not a professional, are you?”
  9. “Could you teach me that too?”
  10. “You’re a real treat for the eyes. I’m guessing you’ve heard that before though.”

⛲️ - My Muse is singing carelessly in the room they share with yours. Your Muse walks in and catches them in the act without mine noticing.

  1. “Whoa, do you need a cough drop?”
  2. “..That’s really nice.”
  3. “Chill out a bit! We’re in our room, not on Broadway!”
  4. “Mind if i join? I love that song.”
  5. “Oh? How often should i expect this?”
  6. “…My name’s ___, glad we met on these terms..”
  7. “Whoa, that’s amazing! Where’d you learn to sing like that?”
  8. “You could sing a baby to sleep.”
  9. “Do you take requests, professional singer?”
  10. Say nothing and just listen.

✳️ - Our Muses are roommates. However, no matter how long they’ve been practically living together, they barely know one another. In a time of lonesomeness and boredom, your Muse finally decides it’s time to make a relationship with mine. Enter their room and begin.

  1. “Hey.. How are you? What are you up too?”
  2. “I’m heading out and i wanted to know if you wanted to come.”
  3. “Um.. Hey.. Could we do something together?..”
  4. “I made some sliced kiwi and have nothing to do with it so i was hoping we could eat it together?”
  5. “Do you avoid me?.. Why don’t we know each other better?..”
  6. “I have decided we’re becoming friends as of TODAY. We can’t keep living like this!”
  7. “Can we talk?.. I’m lonely..”
  8. “I heard about your plans later. Can i come?”
  9. “Hey, it’s me, roommate. Remember you have me?.. I’m not just here to eat all your food and waste money, i wanna hang out SOMETIME.”
  10. “Play with meeeeeeeee..”

🍷 - Your Muse is attending a new comers welcome party. Though it was fun, once food time had arrived, my Muse didn’t join anyone at the table, or all night to begin with. Allow your Muse to bring their plate and join them.

  1. “Man, it’s dark in here. Why are you eating in the dark?”
  2. “Aren’t you lonely? Don’t you wanna eat with everyone else?”
  3. “Not a people person either huh?”
  4. “Hey.. You alright? Not hungry?”
  5. “I don’t know you very well, but, you seem nice, i wanna eat with you instead.”
  6. “Well, i got lucky, looks like I’ll be sharing a private dinner with a cutie tonight.”
  7. “I saw you ditch the table. May i have your name, lone-wolf?”
  8. “I don’t want you to go hungry. Here. Just have mine.”
  9. “Hey.. How are you? You having a good time?”
  10. “Get out here, we need you.”
Tyler Seguin

Inspired by Tyler’s insta story yesterday, I got a request of “I need a tyler seguin imagine based on his insta story where he’s inured and its super cute and maybe he tries to have sex and his injury gets in the way pls and thx i love you”

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Warning: Explicit content and swearing

Word Count 2780

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“Come love me!”               

  I glance up from my book, shielding my eyes from the bright sun and spy Tyler sprawled out in the grass with Marshall and Cash.  Both dogs are heavily interested in their own toys and pay their dad no attention whatsoever.

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SugarDaddy!Cal Pt. 4

nA/N: Hey, lovebugs! I just wanna thank you all for the feedback and hope you enjoy part four. Remember, 100 notes for the next chapter and make sure you drop feedback in my inbox. This ones a bit longer since some requested for it to be, so i hope you guys like it.

**Warning**: Smut(a blowjob to be specific)


One/ Two/ Three/ Four/Five/Six/Seven/Eight/
Nine/Ten/Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen/Fourteen/Fifteen
Sixteen/ Seventeen/ Eighteen/ Nineteen/Twenty{END}


“No, you didn’t!”  Connor yelled as you told him about the details of your day. Felix on the other hand was laughing so hard he turned red and was curled up on the floor.

“What’s so funny?” You laughed along with them, taking a sip of Felix’s famous martinis. Living next door to a bartender that also happened to be your close friend pays off.

“You made him cum his pants on the third date, how lovely.” Felix laughed.“ I’m just surprised you’re even going through with this whole ordeal.”

“I am too. I don’t know what happened today, I felt so…” you trailed as you tried to find the right words to describe what you felt in that moment.

“Dominant and sexy?” Connor smirked as he took a sip of his own drink.

“Yeah…”

“Trust me, I know. I’ve loved the feeling from the first time and still do four years later.”

This caused you to widen your eyes in shock as Felix’s face flushed red. You shifted your eyes from him to Connor who still held a smug look on his face and back to Felix once again.

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A Friendly Visit

Fandom: Marvel

Summary: Based on: “Imagine Loki secretly taking care of you when you are sick because you are Tony’s sister and he is not allowed to be near you.” by @imagining-imagines

Word count: 1,621

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The dim light was floating through the thick curtains on your left. It was your only source of time and the way you knew it was still daytime after you took a nap. Or it could be the next day already, if your nap took a while longer than you expected. It would probably bother you more if you weren’t feeling as bad as you did. You could feel your every bone screaming and every muscle trembling from the cold and exhaustion. When you coughed, a wave of pain erupted deep in your lungs with a force that almost made you cry out.

You hated being ill. One could think that all the high-tech stuff Tony packed into his tower would make the illness almost comfortable and convenient, but the sad truth was that you weren’t interested in any of his toys.

You wanted the pain to go away and the sickness out of your heavy head, but the medicines Tony made sure you were regularly stuffed with, required time to fight off the illness. It was a natural order and the plasma on the wall or a remote managing everything in your room couldn’t really help with it. Your brother did his best to make you feel better and you were grateful for his efforts.

You opened your eyes when you heard a soft knocking on the door. It was quite unusual, because Tony always made a loud entrance, even if he tried not to, and Vision would usually float into the room if he sensed you weren’t sleeping. The rest of the team was out, taking care of their own lives somewhere in the city. Or other realms, who knew where some of them liked to wander.

“Come in,” you coughed out with a much weaker voice than you expected. Your back was to the door so you couldn’t see the guest.

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Bad Boy x Princess AU

“All I’m saying is that you lend me your wand for one second and-”

“No.”

“C'mon, princess! Do you have any idea how funny using that… syrup… tsunami thing… in the hallways would be? Janna and Oscar would kill to pull off a prank like that!”

Star rolled her eyes at the boy, picking up her pace as the two headed towards the school. “Your immature prank would have quite the punishment from your administrators.”

Marco scoffed. “And when has that ever stopped me before?”

“You do understand that another large scale prank would result in you leaving the school permanently, yes?”

“Gee, since when did you start to care, princess? Are you finally starting to like having me around?” he asked teasingly, nudging her arm.

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Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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Epic Movie (Re)Watch #109 - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Spoilers Below

Have I seen it before: Yes

Did I like it then: Yes.

Do I remember it: Yes.

Did I see it in theaters: Yes.

Was it a movie I saw since August 22nd, 2009: Yes. No.

Format: DVD

1) The early 2000s have a lot of truly underrated gems, especially from Disney. Along with The Emperor’s New Groove and Treasure Planet, Atlantis: The Lost Empire is probably one of the most underrated and overlooked films in their catalogue. Which is a true shame because it is such a great film.

2) This film opens with the city of Atlantis being washed away by a great flood, but if there was originally an alternate opening featuring vikings with the Shepard’s Journal in search of the fabled city. I prefer the opening we have, but you can watch the viking prologue if you want.

3) Michael J. Fox as Milo Thatch.

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I saw this movie when it first came out in June of 2001. I fell in love with Back to the Future in February of 2009. So when I realized Marty McFly and Milo Thatch were one in the same my love for this film only grew. Fox brings a sincere enthusiasm to Milo, and like with the best voice acting you forget that you’re listening to Michael J. Fox. He BECOMES Milo, the guy who has to deal with everyone doubting him while still clinging true to his beliefs. It is a great character supported by an incredible actor.

4) There is a nice juxtaposition between how Helga sets up Mr. Whitmore (“Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. Much.”) and the quirky little nut Mr. Whitmore actually is.

An enigmatic man who I would’ve liked to know more of, Whitmore is a little eccentric but comes off as a good hearted man. His relationship with Milo’s grandfather seems to be the defining thing in his life, so much so that he’s funding a multi-million (1914 million) dollar expedition to find a myth. John Mahoney (best known for the role of Frasier’s father on Frasier) gives a strong performance in his little bit of time, but this film is filled with strong voice over performances so it is no wonder his stacks up.

5) This line was improvised by Michael J. Fox:

Milo [after he throws up from being seasick]: “Carrots. Why is it always carrots? I didn’t even have carrots!”

6) Animated films tend to be short and with the added benefit of exaggeration need to establish personalities of supporting characters IMMEDIATELY. This is very true of the expedition’s crew. This starts with Jim Varney as Cookie, a hillbilly type who fits Varney’s comedic styling very nicely. Varney passed away before filming was complete, leaving some lines to have a stand in, but his life is in Cookie all the way.

Helga: “The men need their four basic food groups.”

Cookie [holding up three fingers]: “I’ve got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, & lard!”

7) Oh my god Vinny.

Every line out of Vinny’s mouth is glorious! Voiced by Don Novello, Novello makes Vinny his own in the same way that James Woods made Hades his own in Hercules. I saw a behind the scenes featurette for this film way back when that said Novello improv-d a lot of lines and most of them are included in the film. Vinny is hysterical, with his penchant for blowing things up and dead pan delivery. The crew is made up of a bunch of great individuals & Vinny is no exception.

8) Rourke…

Rourke is the captain of the expedition and - after the film’s twist - turns out to be the main villain. Voiced by James Garner, Rourke is honestly at his most interesting towards the end when he can be a ruthless bad guy. Up until that point he’s a pretty good commander and seems like an honest man. But looks can be deceiving.

9) There are so many jokes you don’t get in these movies when you were a kid (just wait until I do Shrek). For example:

Mole [about his dirt from different countries]: “England must never merge with France!”

10) Although Vinny is awesome, there’s a good chance that Sweets is my favorite crew member in the film.

He’s fast talking, genuinely kind, a good doctor, and when the crew needs to start acting like bad guys he’s the first to abandon Rourke and his selfish quest (although much more quietly than the other characters). Phil Morris - like the other actors - breathes such life and personality into Sweets that you don’t even question that he’s real.

11) I love the wit in this film.

Sweets [presenting Milo with the vials presented above]: “Here, I’m going to need you to fill these up.”

Milo: “WITH WHAT!?”

12) And to round out the crew, Audrey.

Like most of the crew, we learn more about Audrey in a pivotal scene later. But when we first meet her she’s already impressive. Just a teenager, Audrey is the head engineer on the expedition and tough as nails. She knows her shit and is tough as hell, but that’s not why she’s awesome. Well, that’s not the ONLY reason she’s awesome. But more on that later.

13) The Leviathan.

Mike Mignola, the creator and artist behind the character Hellboy, is credited as a production designer on this film. Nowhere is his influence more clearly scene than the leviathan, the mechanical sea beast meant to defend the entrance to Atlantis. It is an impressive feat of imagination and animation, a creature which is truly menacing in both size and design. The leviathan and its attack on the submarine crew could quite well be the best part of this film.

13.5) Why does a science expedition have battle stations? I mean, now we know because they’re mercenaries. But did this not raise any red flags?

14) God bless Packard. I’m not even sure what her role on the ship is besides announcer, but god bless her.

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15) The pivotal scene for so many of these characters in this film is when Milo eats with them for the first time and we get their backstory.

  • Sweets’ of mixed descent, part black part Native American (I believe he said he’s Navajo). He studied to be a doctor when he got enlisted in the army.
  • Audrey’s father wanted sons, one to run his auto shop and another to become world boxing champion. Her sister has a shot at the title.
  • Vinny’s family owned a flower shop and when the business next door blew up, “It was like a sign from god! I found myself in that ‘boom.’”

And then of course we get this line.

Milo: “What’s Mole’s story?”

Sweets: “Trust me on this one. You don’t wanna know. Audrey, don’t tell him. You shouldn’t have told me, but you did. And now I’m tellin’ you, you don’t wanna know.”

You see THIS is what fleshes out these characters. Its this one scene which makes them more than jokes or stereotypes or archetypes, but real people. We get their conflict, their history. We learn of Audrey’s family, of Vinny’s boredom with flowers, or Sweets’ history in the army. THIS is what makes the film standout in the way it does.

16) Kida.

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It’s too bad Atlantis didn’t do too well at the box-office, otherwise Kida might take her place among the official Disney Princess line. Along the same lines as Mulan, Kida is a warrior princess. A woman who can kick ass but also loves her father and her people very dearly. Cree Summer is an accomplished actress in the voice over world, with Kida possibly being one of her finest roles. Kida is tough but never mean, curious but never overbearing, capable but able to form a meaningful relationship with Milo (while also not being too over the top lovey dovey), and just an all around great character.

17) Hey look, its Spock!

Leonard Nimoy has had a number of voice over roles, particularly in the 21st century. Its nice hearing him in this, even if we don’t get to spend too much time with the king.

18) So you know the trope of a 100+ year old vampire forming a slightly weird relationship with a much younger woman?

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Well…

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19) The betrayal of the crew wouldn’t have hurt nearly as much as it does if it weren’t for the scene where we get all their backstories.

Notably we don’t get the backstories of the two most evil characters in the film: Rourke & Helga. This is when Rourke becomes REALLY interesting and when James Garner has a lot of fun as the bad guy. He’s a brute! A bully! He’s ruthless, pretty much kills the king, beats on Milo when he’s down, all while cracking a jock and flexing his impressive muscles for a 60+ year old man. Rourke doesn’t get enough credit as a Disney bad guy in my opinion.

20) I love this.

Milo [after Rourke asks him to translate better]: “I know, why don’t you translate AND I’LL WAVE THE GUN AROUND!”

I live for heroes telling bad guys who are “in control” to f*** off.

21) The entire crystal chamber scene is just absolutely gorgeous. The early 2000s were noteworthy for frequent mingling of hand drawn and computer animation, with Atlantis being one of the finest examples of it.

Also this shot is gorgeous:

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22) I never got this line.

Rourke (after his crew decide to stick with Milo & the Atlanteans): “PT Barnum was right.”

Only now do I know one of Barnum’s famous quotes is, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” And I had to google it.

22.5) Fun fact: Joss Whedon worked on the story for this film! For you Whedonites out there, doesn’t “PT Barnum was right.” sound like a very Whedon-y line?

(GIF originally posted by @marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer)

23) Okay, as a child and even now I was OBSESSED with crystalized Rourke.

Like that image is just very memorable to me, especially after Rourke was supposedly killed by being encased in crystal. It’s too bad we only got a minute or so of it before the airship crashed, but damn that’s just the coolest thing to me. If there are any Kingdom Hearts fans reading this, imagine this: A Rourke boss fight, where after you beat him the first time you have to fight his crystal form and its an even tougher fight.

24) And of course Milo stays in Atlantis at the end, because it is what he and his grandfather sent their entire lives searching for. What would be the point of returning to the surface where either A) no one will believe him, or B) people will believe him and try to take advantage of this culture they found? It’s a great ending which makes a lot of sense.


I love Atlantis. It’s one of my favorite Disney films, but it maybe wouldn’t be if it weren’t so underrated. If you’re a fan of action, adventure, Disney, animation, or heck, even Stargate, I think you’ll enjoy this film.

Better With You

Summary: Justin has some revelations about you while on tour.

Warnings: like one cuss word, making out, light smut 

Word Count: 1364

A/N: See I told ya’ll I’d get something with Justin posted (: Let me know what you think!(:

Originally posted by princebiebers


Justin ran his fingers through his hair slightly grasping onto the strands pulling lightly on them. He was beyond bored and frustration was soon ebbing it’s way through him. He had gotten done with rehearsals over an hour and a half ago and he had nothing to do until it was time to perform. Unfortunately for him that meant five hours of waiting around, trying to entertain himself. He knows his boredom has everything to do with the fact that Y/N had just left to go back to filming her movie and she was no longer around.

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Kenny the ISFP-T

@laggage

These will be my own interpretations of each of the main four. Since these are gonna take a while I may as well separate them into individual posts by character. Besides they’re easier on people’s dashes this way.

Kenny… I fully expect this to be a tough one.

Introverted – “ I often prefer doing things alone or with one or two people I feel comfortable with. I take time to reflect so that I have a clear idea of what I’ll be doing when I decide to act. Ideas are almost solid things for me.”

Well this one’s easy. Kenny’s very clearly an introvert. He talks to only a handful of people and only chooses a few moments to do so, other times simply taking in information or satiating his own boredom. But socializing? Not one of his hobbies. There’s even some times where he’s silent even when people directly talk to him.

 His reactions are mostly internal, making external reactions seem very minimal.

Another thing I noticed, on the topic of that ^ Kenny doesn’t really talk to his parents. It’s more like they tell each other things and then that’s the end of it. 

There are only a handful of scenes I’ve seen where Kenny talks to his parents and they’re all short and to the point. The only exception is when he’s dressed as Mysterion. That’s actually an interesting thing to note. I could totally see Kenny using this as a way to talk to his family completely unfiltered.

The fact that Kenny doesn’t talk to his family much actually makes the depiction of his friendships even more heartwarming, since with the four boys he definitely comes out of his shell, showing a little snippet of every side of him to them.

But even then, he’s still pretty reserved. There’s very few times when Kenny will do something like go on a long winded speech or go out of his way to start a conversation. That’s got nothing to do with a comfort zone. That’s just the way Kenny is. He’s not shy, especially with his filthy mouth. He just doesn’t talk much.

Sensing – “Paying attention to physical reality, what I see, hear, touch, taste, and smell. I’m concerned with what is actual, present, current, and real. I notice facts and I remember details that are important to me.“

When I took the test I got the result of INTJ, but that was a little while ago, and looking at Kenny with the info I’m reading about the MBTI, the way he makes decisions is definitely in a Sensing approach, not an Intuitive approach.

Kenny is very much about the reality of every situation. He observes things in a very “that’s the way it is” manner, constantly weighing his options over whether or not it’s worth taking action as opposed to letting it happen. Most of the time he doesn’t interfere with most things, probably from a fear of dying if things escalate too quickly, which, they tend to do. And that of course is because of his repeated experience of dying at the drop of a hat. 

But that’s when things are already in motion. On the flip side, when nothing is happening and he is asked to do something, he often doesn’t object. Especially if it’s for the sake of an activity for his friends,

or for the sake of money.

But despite all the watching and thinking he does, he really doesn’t bother with philosophical or morally dubious questions. It’s an easy task for Kenny to accept things the way they are without much hesitation, and he can’t really be bothered with the question why. 

That’s probably how he ended up being Cartman’s best friend. A loyal friend who doesn’t ask questions makes for a good partner in crime.

Feeling –  “I believe I can make the best decisions by weighing what people care about and the points-of-view of persons involved in a situation. I am concerned with values and what is the best for the people involved. I like to do whatever will establish or maintain harmony. In my relationships, I appear caring, warm, and tactful.”

Probably the biggest misconception in the fandom is how Kenny handles relationships. Sure he talks a lot about how he wants to fuck tons of bitches to his friends and is incredibly crude about it, but that’s not how he treats his girlfriends.

Despite his frustrations with them and the fact that he actually does want to get laid with them, he treats them very sweetly and never directs any anger towards the particular girl he’s with. 

And even when it looks like he’s not going to get what he wants he still sticks around with them, even though he’s not happy with the outcome. He’ll go along with it for them. 

The fact that he changed his entire lifestyle for Tammy with no hope of a reward was a very drastic decision, but considering it was his first real life girlfriend it was probably a nice change to his usual domestic setting.

At a first glance this may not seem like a drastic decision considering it’s just settling into a dreary life, but it really is one. Kenny was consistently exposed to completely different stimulants before he went along with Tammy’s weird ring philosophy. Huffing paint, drawing tits, playing bloody video games, looking at playboys… For him to live a very opposite life, even when Tammy wasn’t around to catch him doing something different is very much an extreme. And it’s very rare for him to do.

Usually consistent in his everyday but subtly delinquent life, Kenny’s decision making rarely leads him to jumping into action. When it does, it’s purely emotion driven.

And most of the time incredibly reckless.

Those decisions aren’t logic driven. There may be logic behind it, but that isn’t what makes them happen. He feels the emotion, for maybe a few seconds he may rationalizes, but then he just does it.

Perceiving - “I use my perceiving function (whether it is Sensing or Intuition) in my outer life. Others see me staying open to new experiences and information. I like to stay open to respond to whatever happens. I appear to be loose and casual. I like to keep plans to a minimum. I work in bursts of energy.”

Kenny doesn’t give a fuck. 

I mean he does, but he certainly doesn’t think it’s worth worrying over. Kenny goes with the flow. STDs? Fuck it let’s roll the dice. Girlfriend not giving you a blowjob? Fuck it, watch some Grey’s Anatomy. Peruvian Flute Band stealing your thunder? Fuck it let’s dance.

He’s very fond of not being stressed and he definitely doesn’t like to brood. Slowing down to Kenny is the worst and he’d always rather being doing something than sitting down and moping about something not going his way.

Kenny just goes wherever life takes him, constantly being entertained by what he sees and just going with it as best he can.

Kenny isn’t negative or bored unless he’s absolutely forced to be. He’ll look for any kind of stimulant to avoid boredom and negativity. And considering he’s poor and lives in an abusive household, sometimes these wacky adventures his best friend and friend group drag him on aren’t around enough. Sometimes he needs a little substitute.

Kenny isn’t picky. He’s flexible and willing to try anything.

Overall Kenny is definitely a rare type of character. The quiet kid who will roll with anything you throw at him. An incredibly loyal friend who talks about doing the filthiest things but is also a sweetheart to women, and also a little bit of a druggie. But somehow, it all ties together. Character goals.

That’s my character analysis on Kenny. Next up is Cartman… oh boy, that’s gonna be fun.

Stan the ESFP-T
Kyle the INFJ-A

some gifs I made myself, the others you can find at @south-park-gifs

“It’s just makeup...”

Sam, Dean, Y/N
Warnings: Cursing, sleepy Dean, pranks 

After a long month of what seemed like constant hunting, Sam, Dean, and I had finally received a break. A whole one week dedicated to relaxing, eventually becoming bored, and lastly feeling the excitement to get back out on the road again. Normally on breaks, Sam would go for morning runs everyday, find something new to study in the library, knock a couple of beers back with me and Dean, then fall asleep. Dean, in the mornings would be with a cup of coffee and with his laptop doing God knows what, making something to eat, drinking beers with his brother and I, and then going to bed.

This week started like all of the mini vacations we have had, Sam doing the morning run thing, Dean being on the laptop, and like always I already have started a new TV show on Netflix. But then my boredom started to kick in and I started to wonder what I could do to pass the time. That’s when I saw Dean’s bedroom door slightly open and noticed he was laying on his bed taking a nap. I slowly moved from the door, down to my room to grab my makeup bag, shut the door, and headed back down to Dean’s to make him look like a real pretty boy. As I turned to shut the door and I turned and bumped into a tall muscular body.

“Sorry (Y/N), wait (Y/N) what are you doing?” Sam said confused as he looked down at me. “I was going to put makeup on Dean while he’s asleep?” I said with a nervous smile. “Oh okay, I want to help.” Sam said a little too seriously. I laughed and dragged the younger Winchester down the hall towards Dean’s room. Once we arrived at Dean’s door, I popped my head into the halfway opened door and Dean was still asleep. I motioned for Sam to follow me as I quietly snuck past the door and walked to the side of the bed, quietly opening my makeup bag.

“What are we doing first?” Sam questioned. “We are going to start with foundation.” I said while lightly applying the liquid onto his face. Then I pulled out concealer and put it on to Dean’s under eyes, after the concealer I dusted on a bit of powder, and then now it was time for eyeshadow. “Sam what color should I do the eyes?” Sam thought for a second, “Do that darker eye makeup, I think it’s called a smokey eye?” Sam and I laughed at the fact he actually new that term and then we settled on a brown smokey eye to bring out his gorgeous green eyes. After I finished doing Dean’s eyes, I finished applying the blush and highlighter to make those cheekbones slay. Then when it was time to choose a lipstick, Sam chose my favorite nude lipstick, so I quickly dabbed the product on his lips, and then Sam and I left Dean’s room.

….

It was a few hours after Sam and I left Dean’s room, when Sam and I heard Dean walk into the library looking for us. “Hey guys, what are you guys up to?”I turned towards Dean to view my beautiful masterpiece, “Oh nothing, we are just brushing up on some lore.” I looked up at Sam and we both tried to keep our composure. Dean shot us a weird look and left the library. “How has he not seen it yet?” I said laughing. “I don’t know maybe he hasn’t decided to stop by a mirror and check himself out yet.” Sam said laughing a little harder. I found myself laughing just as hard as Sam, “May-” “Son of a bitch!” Sam and I hear coming from the bathroom.

Dean storms around the corner touching his face, “what the hell did you to my face? I look like a painted whore!” Sam and I started laughing, “Dean relax it’s just makeup.” Sam said to his older brother. Dean responded by sticking his middle finger out, “Dean all you need is some soap and water and it will come right off.” You said in between your laughing fits. Dean turned instantly to go wash the beautiful masterpiece I painted on his face, off. After about 10 minutes Dean comes back rubbing his face with a washcloth, “(Y/N), you have a really good face wash.” I heard Dean behind me. I agreed and then felt the cold sensation of some goop slowly sliding down my hair.

“Dean Winchester!” I screamed at the top of my lungs, “oh sweetheart I love it when you scream my name.” I see Dean’s smirk and notice Sam in another chair waiting for my reaction. I slowly stand up and move to go after Dean. “This is so disgusting, what is this?” “It’s your face wash (Y/N)” I run to the kitchen to rinse this shit out of my hair and then Sam runs in trying to find a sink to wash his hair in too. Dean must have gotten Sam after I ran out. Now it was up to me and Sam to get Dean back, little did you all know that the rest of your mini vacation would turn out to be a prank war.

Bonnie & Clyde - End

Originally posted by sugaglos

It dawned on you. He really was leaving.

“You’re not taking me with you? You’re really leaving? Where?” You frowned, unconsciously getting closer to him.

“If everything goes smoothly, I’ll find you again. Don’t worry. And don’t fall in love again Y/N. Take care of yourself. I’ll be back for you before you know it.” He said but it was more like a warning than a farewell.

“Where are you going?”

“Off the grid for a while.”

“Is someone after you? You’ve never been one to hide.”

He smirked. “I’m not hiding. I’m saving her from Namjoon.”

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#MondayMotivation

What’s Stopping You?

 Is there something that’s actually physically stopping you - or is it a belief? Consider why you haven’t started yet and honestly assess whether or not there is something preventing you from moving forward. 

In other words: What’s your excuse? 

The problem with excuses is that they sound best to those who are making them. I used to say “I can’t because I’m not good enough” without even trying - hence the excuse allowed me to stay where I was and not take the risk of putting myself out there and failing.

The comfort zone is an amazing place, but nothing grows there. Nothing in the comfort zone is challenging - so we remain stagnant. Comfort is the enemy of progress - stop making excuses for why you haven’t started yet and check yourself on the real reason.

It took me a long time to start the new season of my journey because I was too comfortable with my previous way of life. This comfort breeds familiarity - which leads to boredom and contempt. I didn’t like where I was, but it was comfortable and instead of taking action I just complained.

Only you will know the reasons behind why you are where you are. It’s not anyone else’s place to tell you what to do - you need to be honest with yourself and understand what is actually stopping you from getting to where you want to be. 

When you don’t have the life you want - the only person to blame is yourself. It’s easy to point the finger at society, religion, the weather and many other external factors. But to take responsibility for your own life takes a great deal of self-awareness - which will allow you to start making some radical changes.

Drop your excuses and start being honest with yourself.

Peace & positive vibes.

Captain Swan AU Prompt Series No. 5 (D)

No.1: Alphabet City

No.2: Of Singing and Streaking

No.3: Lie to Me (I’ll lie to you, too)

No.4: Like Toy Soldiers

No. 5 (A): We’re Going Down Swinging Part 1

No. 5 (B): We’re Going Down Swinging Part 2

No. 6: Bend, and Don’t Break

No. 7 (A): Speak Now Part 1

No. 7 (B): Speak Now Part 2

No. 5 ( C ) We’re Going Down Swinging Part 3

No. 4: Like Toy Soldiers Part 2

No. 8 (A) It’s Always Been You (And You Should Know That)

No. 9: The Art of Remembering

No. 10 For Your Consideration

No. 8 (B) It’s Always Been you (And You Should Know That)


We’re Going Down Swinging- Part 4

Present day

Something has shifted at camp, and it takes no special powers to see it. As the summer gets hotter, the anger and tension between Killian and Emma cools. It starts slowly, and simply-

(-working together to square away the boats and ropes after sailing lessons, rather than leaving their fellow counselor with all the work in a bid to get as much distance between them as possible. Though silence still reigns between them, it’s an easier one, more peaceful, a sharp contrast to the tense, suffocating version from the beginning of camp.

-Killian saving a grilled cheese from the breakfast rush because Will and Viktor are bottomless pits and Emma, also a bottomless pit, always gets hangry and irritable if she doesn’t have a mid-morning snack. He says it’s to keep her from annoying him. She says nothing except rumble her thanks as she eats, smiling sheepishly at him between giant bites when he is no longer looking.

-Emma stopping by his afternoon water-skiing lesson, and dropping off a freshly chilled water bottle because he’s always been terrible about drinking enough, along with a tube of sunscreen, because he’s even worse at that. She says it’s to keep him from bitching and moaning about his sunburn during the campfire at night. He says nothing, save smirk and toast to her retreating back as she stalks away. 

-they arrive at meals together sometimes, and then more times, until they arrive together more often than not. They still do not sit by each other, but no one misses how the distance between them at the table gets smaller and smaller each time, and how conversation, previously avoided like the plague, slowly starts to trickle through-)

-before progressing to a point that Ruby, observing Emma and Killian chivying their band of trouble makers into some semblance of order, working in tandem, never missing a beat, words, smiles and laughter flowing easily between them, comments on how it was almost like a blast to the past, a scene right out of high school. She’s quickly shushed by Elsa, as if calling attention to the two might upset the delicate balance they have managed to strike, and perhaps such care is warranted. For all the improvement between Emma and Killian, the past and whatever happened between them is still soundly ignored, with all the characteristic determination that is both their hallmarks. 

Mary Margaret sighs and murmurs that it can’t be healthy, while David silently nods his agreement. Regina rolls her eyes and reiterates for maybe the thousandth time that it’s high time the two grew up and got over whatever high school drama drove a wedge between them. Robin simply shakes his head at that statement, because he knows as well as she does that asking Emma and Killian to get over each other is akin to asking someone to move an ocean. Viktor and Will simply up the stakes in their betting pool, because they know the truth as well as everyone else does-something big is going to happen soon. Whether it’s good or bad, that, no one can tell, but they all know it’s coming, as sure as the sun rose and the moon waned.

…No one mentions the looming end of their time at camp.

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just-bts-trash-00  asked:

"Sup Darkie," a smirk crossed the maroon haired person's face as they looked at Dark. "I'm kinda bored and figured, 'hey, why not come bother you?'" they walked up to Dark's desk and jumped up and sat on it, "hope ya don't mind, I know you love your desk but,' they shrugged 'My legs as tired"

“You know what I find interesting.”

Dark began speaking only after the person had situated themselves onto the pride that was his desk. After digging a mental hole into his chest, trying to keep calm, as well.

“Is that when I come to be bored, I do things…. productive. I create. I design. I answer and influence and change things around me for what I can only assume to be is for the better. And yet, here you come. And your first initial thought to solving your boredom is by testing me. Someone who would find it rather EaSy, and PaiNLLESs, and remORrseless, to kill you. Someone who could drag you effortlessly into a room that would make your screams sound animal. You would not recognize the sound of your own wails, because they would be wails you have never created before. You would know your own last name, but you would know my name. Every strike would dig myself deeper into you. Your last dying breath would be begging for me. Whispering my name on your ending lips. So, what do you prefer. Tired legs…. or dead ones.”

Mystery Girl pt 3

“Girl, what the hell are you doing?”

My eyes darted up from the floor, the hat on my head being pulled down further as I glanced up at my best friend, who was staring down on me with an expression you would give a crazed mental patient who had just escaped an asylum.

“I’m hiding my face.” I whispered harshly, hanging my head low once again.

She rolled her eyes, looking back at me with a sigh of disappointment. “What’d you steal this time?”

“What?” I questioned.

“Don’t worry girl, I’ll tell you if any police are around. You good.”

“What the hell are you talking about!?” I slapped her arm. “I’m not running from the cops you dope!”

“Then the ef you doin’?”

A sigh passed my lips, eyes rolling in irritation, “Ever since the Bieber thing everyone’s been noticing me. So I’m trying to hide my face and not draw any attention.”

“I’m pretty sure your drawing <I>more</I> attention. You look like a convict on the run. Not to mention the fact that your wearing a fluro yellow Nike hat.”

My head shot up, hands running wild to quickly remove the hat from my head.

“Relax girl, it ain’t that big a deal.”

“I just dont like the attention.” I sighed.

“Well, why don’t we go grab something to eat and get your mind off everything?” She suggestion, eyes holding a sweet hope.

Slowly, my head tilted to look into her eyes, a solemn expression of gratefulness present. “Yeah. That sounds nice.”

A smile spread across my best friends face, hand staying out to link through mine as we strutted down the sidewalk.

People from all over we’re staring at us with a look of confusion but more because we were a couple of weirdos practically dancing down the footpath of fellow California citizens.

Many shops passed us, some old, some new. Others quite casual and a few fancy. It wasn’t until my eyes fell on a presentable looking restaurant dressed in a fancy manner of decoration.

After pulling us both towards the store and settling into a table for two, we began scanning through the menu of expensive looking items.

While reading through a few ridiculous looking meals, my face turned up in confusion at a particularly weird looking dish.

“What the hell is <i>Lebanese Warak Enab?”</i> I questioned. “White rice and meat wrapped in Green vine leaves slowly oven baked to perfection.” I read aloud.

“Sounds weird.” I continued. “But I think I wanna try it. What about you? What are you getting?”

But there was no answer.

“Bitch?” I called out to my best friend.

My eyes darted up from the menu, spotting her looking up straight past me. “Hey girl? What’s up?”

“Your never gonna guess who just walked in!” She squealed.

“Tyler Hoechlin?!” My eyes lit up, glancing around the food district. She chuckled, shaking her head. “No. But it’s someone even better.”

“Who can possible be better then that hunk of hotness?”

“Oh my god!” She suddenly yelled. “Okay don’t look now but Justin just walked in and is looking this way.”

“Shut up!” I shouted.

“Yep.” She answered before suddenly her whole body perked “and he’s walking this way.”

“No!” I whispered in disbelief.

“Oh sweet baby Jesus!” My bestie yelled “act natural.” She hollered, shooting out towards the table to lean on her hand.

That’s when a sudden presence was felt from behind me, a calm and steady source of warmth by my ear leaving me shivering at the feeling. “Found you.”

My head tilted back in slight lust but also to peak back at the figure. “Guess you did.”

Justin smirked, leaning back to squat beside me. “Did you not see the millions of tweets from people all looking for you? Or did you just choose to ignore me?”

“A bit of both.” I laughed quietly.

“Just to let you know!” My best friend suddenly interjected “I told her to turn in but the bitch chose not to listen.”

Justin chuckled. “Your friends pretty smart. Should have listened to her.”

“Maybe I should have.” I shrugged. “But what made you think I wanted to see you again?”

Justin smirked. “Your jealousy back at the pool.”

My eyes widened, the smug smirk replaced with one of embarrassment. “I wasn’t jealous.”

Justin’s face fell into one of boredom, staring down with a look that said ‘really?’

“Okay…” I admitted. “Maybe a little.”

Justin chuckled, looking up at me for a few seconds in silence before suddenly mumbling. “Let me buy you lunch.”

“What?”

“Let me. Buy you. Lunch.”

“No- I-i shouldn’t.”

But my bff was quick to shoot up, smiling like a fool. “That’s a perfect idea. Justin, come sit here.”

“What?” I furrows my eyebrows.

“No I can’t make you leave. I’ll just take her out some other time.” Justin said.

She shook her head “I gotta go do somethings anyways. Besides I see her everyday. A break from her annoying ass head would be a blessing. Come sit here.”

“You sure?” Justin questioned.

“100 percent!”

Justin smiled, thanking her as they swapped places in the seat. “See you two later. Bye Y/N. Have fun.”

She quickly smiled, making her way out of the door. “I hate you hoe!” I yelled out to her.

“Love your too!” She shouted. “And don’t worry, I won’t embarrass you like the last time you went on a date when I told him about that weird birthmark on your ass.”

“Oh my god!” I yelled in horror, looking back at Justin who was smiling in amusement.

“Oops!” She yelled, and then she was gone.

“Birthmark on your ass eh?” Justin smirked leaving Me to slap his arm.

“Not funny.”

“sorry.” He laughed. “But anymore weird birthmarks?”

“None that you should know about.” I stated.

“That’s alright.” Justin smirked once again. “I’ll find out about them as we go.”

My eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“Oh you thought this was a one time thing?” Justin questioned.

“I mean-”

“Nope. Hope your free on Wednesday.”

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It’s really bad but like I said, I’m really busy so this is the best I could do while trying to rush to get this out. Hope it’s good enough.

anonymous asked:

Greg catching his sister and her bf sherlock having sex at 221b and he is just basically so in shock when he sees them climax :')

“Bored” Sherlock announced from his chair and you rolled your eyes from the kitchen knowing what words were going to come next. “Where are they Y/N?” He asked as if he had taken the words from your very head.

“No Sherlock,” you warned “You don’t need them”.

Sherlock let out a groan “Yes! Yes I do!” He rushed up to you and grabbed your arms “I need them Y/N I’m craving something to satisfy my boredom!”. You raised a brow and sent Sherlock a sultry smile. His face scrunched a little “Why are you looking at me like that?” He asked.

“Well why don’t I satisfy those cravings?” You batted your eyelashes and Sherlock finally caught onto what you were suggesting. You grabbed onto his hand and he crashed his lips to yours making you lose your footing and trip over onto the carpet in the living room.

“Here” Sherlock grumbled against your skin as he waisted no time removing all articles of clothing from you and himself. He moved his mouth to your neck roughly pressing kisses against your sweet spot and biting it just enough to make you moan his name.

He stopped for a moment and looked into your eyes with a serious expression “Sherlock?” You asked as his frame towered over you.

He pressed a gentle kiss to your lips “I love you” he whispered and you couldn’t help but smile. The smile soon contorted into an ‘O’ shape and you let out a pleasure filled gasp as Sherlock slid himself inside you.

He cupped your cheeks with both his hands and passionately kissed you, moaning into each other’s mouths as your tongues swirled together. Sherlock’s hip moments grew faster and his moans became louder. “Oh…god Sherlock!” You loudly moaned out as you felt yourself reach your peak.

“Y/N!” Sherlock roared out.

“Sherlock!” You screamed at the same time as him.

“WHAT ARE YOU! Oh for the love of God!” Greg screamed out watching you and Sherlock getting each other off and turned his back to you both.

“Greg!” You screamed out and Sherlock quickly covered the two of you in the rug “What the hell!” You screamed and your face grew bright red from embarrassment.

“I came to drop a file off! I didn’t expect to see…THAT!” Greg shrieked and you rolled your eyes and let out an annoyed huff.

Sherlock looked up at Greg “Is that his name?” He whispered to you.

Although Greg heard and you and your bother both screamed out “Yes!” To Sherlock who got the hint.

anonymous asked:

I have definitely noticed a correlation in shitty customers and age; I work in a UK pub chain and the majority of trouble concerning rudeness etc comes from older generations. Don't get me wrong, younger people cause shit too but that's more with being too drunk and making a scene, rather than just being generally shitty. Also older men seem to have an issue with drinks not being in branded glasses?? Like it's a Saturday night, u don't get branded glasses at this time, don't huff at me mate

I honestly think it’s a boredom issue. You know they retire from work and have a lot of free time on their hands. They don’t know what to do to entertain themselves and create drama where none is needed simply for something to do. They could care less about the branded glasses but it gives them an in to be a shitty person just for the purpose of making you feel bad so they can get some perverse entertainment.

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Fugientibus-Part 4

Originally posted by fuckxquotes

Characters: Y/n, Draco

Pairing: Draco x Y/n (GENDER NEUTRAL)

Warnings: Fluff, tiny mentions of smut, but it’s purely fluffy and cute!!

Word Count: 755

Summary: Y/n and Draco find a way to pass the boredom.

A/N: Ok, fourth part!! I told y’all there won’t be much drama for the next few parts, and I meant it!! It’s gon be basically all fluff for a while, just so that when we go back to the sadness and hopelessness, it’s gon be so much worse. Hope u like it!!

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Who knew running away and hiding from Voldemort would be so…so…boring.

You’d been in the safe house less than a week, yet you were bored out of your mind.

Professor Snape had packed a fair amount of books for you, which were useful to pass time.

But other than that, there was nothing.

It was just you and Draco.

Alone.

With nothing to entertain you.

Well…you had each other to have fun with.

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