this is true love go away i'm dead

My parents watching Frozen
  • Mom and Dad (During Frozen Heart): ARE WE WATCHING THE RIGHT MOVIE.
  • Mom: Why are they chopping up ice? Do they sell it?
  • (When Elsa and Anna were kids) Mom: Awww they're so little.
  • Dad: Are they sisters?
  • Me: Yes, they are sisters.
  • Mom: Oh... is she dead? This movie is horrible.
  • Me: No, her head is frozen.
  • (When Hans appears) Mom: Is that the guy in your room?
  • Me: Mmhmm.
  • (When Anna falls on him) Dad: Oh, boy.
  • Mom: *dances during LIAOD*
  • Dad: They're getting married? Talk about saying something crazy.
  • Mom (To me): Don't do this with a guy.
  • Me: We need to have a musical number first.
  • (During Let It Go) Dad: Who is this singing? I like her voice.
  • Mom: She has her own castle now!
  • Dad: Wow. Nice dress.
  • (After In Summer) Dad: I like him. He's funny. (he laughed at basically all of his jokes)
  • Mom: Is Hans going to kiss Elsa?
  • Me: ... MOM. HE'S ENGAGED TO ANNA. (my mom asked me about Hans kissing Elsa after the fight at the palace)
  • Dad: But doesn't Anna love Kristoff?
  • (When Hans is about to kiss Anna) Dad: Why are you crossing your arms? How come you look so mad?
  • Dad: Oh.
  • Dad: So... he's evil?
  • Mom: *gaping at the screen with a distraught face*
  • Dad: ... Why do you like him?
  • Mom: I'm throwing away your Hans doll.
  • Dad: Well... I guess he's a bit of a fixer upper.
  • Me: DAD.
  • (When Anna freezes) Mom: ... So... she's dead? And she can't unfreeze?
  • Dad: *staring at the screen sadly*
  • Mom: She's alive! That was the act of true love!
  • Dad: She doesn't need a man to save herself. Go Anna.
  • (When Anna punches Hans) Mom and Dad: YES. GOOD.
  • Dad: THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE.
  • Mom: I'm so glad I stayed awake during this.