this is totally shit

Did you know that you can actually write a horror WITHOUT vilifying mentally ill people and perpetuating harmful misinterpretations of mental illness and related disorders? Wild, I know

Muggle Born Ravenclaw: Oh my god, it’s NaNoWriMo, I’m not prepared!

Gryffindor: Nano-what?

Muggle Born Ravenclaw:National Novel Writing Month! I didn’t plan anything, how am I supposed to write a novel without a plan?

Gryffindor: Maybe just don’t write a novel in a month?

Ravenclaw: Don’t be absurd.

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Animagi? Animagi.

Newt’s animagus form is a Eurasian Red Squirrel, Tina’s is a pigeon, Graves’ is a greying timber wolf (most people assume he’s just a very large dog) and Credence’s is a Hebridean lamb/sheep :’ )

Meanwhile, Jacob had no idea what’s going on but he’s a little weirded out by all these vaguely familiar animals…

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that’s what people had in mind with the prompt “handcuffs” right? i’m sorry, it was funny in my head

(it’s right past midnight here but it’s still the 14th somewhere isn’t it? so i am not late)

headcanon that

lance is overprotective as f u ck with keith and nearly tackles an alien when it threatens keith

like lance goes from smiling and friendly and all of a sudden, he’s pushing straight into the alien and shoving him from a stunned keith

cue lance leaning in real close to the alien’s face, and it’s really scary, cause lance has never been this serious

and he just quietly says, “don’t you dare come near him again.” and he’s not even yelling, it’s just quiet and calm and fucking scary as shit

lance lets it go, and turns to face keith only to see that keith is like.super red

like gaping, open-mouthed keef with cheeks redder than his armor

BONUS: inside keith’s mind is “holy shit that was fucking h o t”

((edit)) i’d like to point out that since so many people are concerned, i n e v e r support toxic relationships. in this headcanon, it’s a justified reason for lance to say something like that; the alien has been threatening keith. threatening. maybe i didn’t make it clear enough, but there’s a reason lance gets angry. and since it’s still bothering so many people, i’ll change this headcanon, but i’d also like to point out that many of my headcanons are crack/slef-indulgent.
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What do you think a Cophine wedding would look like? Would it be traditional or the complete opposite?