Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere:
Of course, in this case, 'fine' is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word 'fine' could be defined as 'I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don't wish for anyone to worry.'
Idk if this's been asked before, but do you have any headcanons for your timelords au?
ok let’s give this a go (I have no idea what I’m doing here)
The Time Lords
Allura is known as the ‘The Princess’ and Coran ‘The Mechanic’ or ‘Mech for short in this au
Allura has a sonic umbrella with purple light and Coran has the classic sonic screwdriver with green/blue light.
Coran has regenerated a couple of times and Allura has only done once.
Coran has been a red head in every form, but the moustache he had to regrow back each time.
Coran escaped with a young Allura when their home world was destroyed.
They’re searching for any other survivors and helping out when they run across trouble (like the usual dw junk).
Their favourite alias are Kimberly Smith for Allura and Rhys Smith for Coran.
Allura does not have an official license to pilot a Tardis and Coran’s license expired centuries ago.
Coran is Allura’s guardian and is like a father to her (u know what I’m reminded suddenly of, tenth’s daughter Jenny)
Coran goes undercover as the substitute
physics engineer teacher of Lance, Hunk, Pidge and Keith’s class when investigating some mystery stuff in their school.
Shiro’s intro is similar as in Voltron, but gets rescued by Allura and Coran and ends up back on Earth.
Shiro is Keith’s older foster bro.
Lance suspects their sub teacher is an alien at first as a joke (cause the guy is too happy to teach) but then witnesses Coran getting cut by some broken glass and the wound heals itself.
Lance fails to convince the others that their sub is an alien.
Lance accidentally becomes one of the most wanted creatures in the universe, cause he helped defeating a baddie and decided to do a victory pose and declare himself a defender of the universe which got caught on an alien camera. He gets a bounty on is head.
Shiro is also has a bounty, cause escaped prisoner from the Garla empire.
Same as Pidge, Shiro hopes to find Matt and dad Holt who were also captured by the Garla.
We have also come, cause there’s no way you’re are leaving us behind Gang
Keith is actually an Alien in this au
There’s a bit I imagine where they go back in time to the point when Keith ended up in an orphanage (you know that scene in Meet the Robinsons, yeah like that)
Keith and Pidge are both presidents of the conspiracy club at their school.
Pidge has many times has tried to log in/hack into the Tardis but has failed so far.
The whole Gang is given a quick intro to piloting the Tardis together (Tardis needs 6 pilots to fly it)
Out of the Gang, Hunk does it the best and the one who mostly understand how the Tardis work (it doesn’t make sense, but it does at the same time)
That’s off top of my head, I got more, but that’s for later >;3C
the doctor's ever changing opinion of gallifrey/timelords
fuck dese guys I'm out
wow my life's great now, can't believe I spent 200 years on that god forsaken orange rock, without jamie too!!
you know what idc that u pompous arseholes banished me to earth, I got da brig with me and let me tell you something they don't have moustache's like that on gallifrey
first u accuse me of treason and now you want me for president,oh my daze you guys are such nerds, jelly baby?
you killed peri! then fragmented her in to 5 different versions of herself, you guys are fucked up, stay away from my humans!
shit man... me, the master and the rani, used to be so cool back at the academy, like the ultimate squad y'know, now we all so damn fucked up, that's what gallifrey does to innocent childrens
take the master's jiggly sperm back to gallifey they said, it'll be fine they said
haha GALLIFREY STANDS bitches, totally keeping this jacket as a memento
well I'm just going to have to cover up my severe psd with immense sass, any way it's not all bad at least I have rose she's great, although somehow she reminds me of the time war and why am I still wearing the jacket that I wore when my planet burned?!?
well the thing is martha its like every story about a kid who wants to get out of their small town but then ends up missing it, except the kid is 900 years old, the small town is an entire planet and the kid ends up committing the genocide of his own species
yay!! my people are back they are actually alive and I can go home, this is the best thing ever!! two tics clara I need stand on a cloud with me, myself and I and stare at this beautiful planet full of my problematic faves
the bae is dead and its probably your fault!! my hybrid valeyard arse has smashed on some glass for two billion years to get here and get my revenge, I told you to stay away from my humans!! and clara and peri both have scattered lives, way to rub it in. jeeze I can't believe I was so thirsty for you two hearted cunts to come back