this is the worst quality thing ever

20 (intrusive) questions

put a # in my ask

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad

2) when was the last time you cried and why

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why

4) do you smile at strangers

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you

6) how is your life different now from two years ago

7) would you ever cheat on someone 

8) are you a jealous person

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you

10) do you believe in ghosts

11) what are your ambitions

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve

15) what is your favorite memory

16) whats your zodiac sign

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you

18) do you like your laugh

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked

20) do you feel loved

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LQ Persicope Footage of Sam Heughan & Catriona Balfe being adorable on the black carpet at the Outlander NYC Premiere/Tartan Affair.

Critical Role Ask Meme
  • Grog: Would you rather lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?
  • Keyleth: Share a shameful embarrassing memory that you'd rather bury and forget.
  • Percy: What things do you need to live happily?
  • Pike: What's one secret you'll talk about online but not IRL?
  • Scanlan: If you ever needed an alias, what would your name be?
  • Taryon: What would you title your autobiography?
  • Tiberius: What would you like to encourage more of in the world?
  • Vex: What is holding you back from being the person you want to be?
  • Vax: What is the best prank you've ever pulled?
  • Trinket: What is your favorite animal video on YouTube?
  • Doty: What was your first word?
  • Vox Machina: What do you define as family?
  • Whitestone: Where is home to you?
  • Allura: How is your alcohol tolerance?
  • Kima: Have there been any people that you care about now, but you had a bad first impression of?
  • Gilmore: What is your strongest personal quality?
  • Jarett: Describe your worst boss or teacher you've ever had.
  • Cassandra: Regardless of your current age, do you feel like a grown up?
  • Victor: Share a mistake you've made that you'd like others to learn from.
  • Sun Tree: What is the coolest thing you've ever done?
  • Kaylie: Have you ever punched someone?
  • J'mon: Would you like a dragon or would you rather be a dragon?
  • Earthbreaker Groon: Where do you find your strength?
  • Kynan: When you were little, what did you want to become when you grew up?
  • Zahra: On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
  • Kashaw: Would you rather spend the rest of your life alone or with people that annoy you?
  • Lyra: What is the clumsiest thing you've ever done?
  • Thorbir: Do you believe in luck?
  • Garthok: How would you fare in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Gern: Do you use candles, febreze, incense, or something else to make stinky rooms smell better?
  • Lilith: Who in your family are you closest too?
  • Kerrek: Can you saw Irish Wrist Watch three times fast?
  • Tova: Most memorable moment with your friends?
  • Shale: What do you hope to experience by the end of your life time?
  • Lionel: What is your patronus? Alternatively, your daemon?
  • Craven Edge: Nickname you have that you don't like?
  • Orthax: In what form do you imagine your inner demons manifesting?
  • Clarota: Do you like puns?
  • Briarwood: How far would you go to save the people you love?
  • Ripley: Have you ever gotten revenge?
  • Thordak: If you had the power to rule the world for one day, how would you handle it?
  • Hotis: What can't you stop thinking about right now?
  • Raishan: On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at lying?
  • Brian Wayne Foster: If you could get an absolute truthful answer to one question about anything, what would it be?
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I HEAR MY HUSBANDS NAME. I CANNOT HOLD BACK. 

Originally posted by genkxi

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life | I’ve never been this so hard in love with a fictional character help me

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | 11/10 would ride him like an untamed stallion

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: I actually played the game in the recommended order, so Zen was my first route. And I wasn’t excited at all the first few days. But the more time passed, the better parts of his character were revealed. I think the turning points for me were: The VN that showed him as a child with his brother and the VN where he’s showing you the stars on his rooftop and telling you about his family. And I haven’t been able to let go since

I’ve known a lot of narcissistic characters in anime and games. But the way Zen was written made me see him as not the usual “narcissist wearing a mask.” Because the narcissism is still a part of who Zen is, it’s not a lie. He knows he’s hot and he’s not ashamed of it. Yes, it may be overexaggerated as a result of his circumstances with his family and to also ease his own insecurities. But the narcissistic side of Zen is as real as the insecure Zen. He’s not like Seven who hides behind a happy facade. Does that make sense?      

I think the thing that drew me to Zen the most is how he kept persevering down the path of life that HE wanted even though there were so many circumstances against him. Because that’s how much he loves what he does and also wants to prove himself to the world.

He has zero support from his family, he had to resort to doing “bad things” when he was part of the gang in order to survive, he had to work jobs to support himself when he was just starting out as an actor, and often his looks are put above his actual skills (which does bother him.) I also had the impression that Zen was really lonely before he met Rika and V.     

But despite all that he kept on going, and even during the game (when his circumstances have improved) he still continues to work hard. 

AND Zen doesn’t let his past experiences influence his behavior. He may have insecurities and flaws, but he’s not a 100% bitter or negative person who is constantly angsting. He doesn’t demonize his family either. For the most part, Zen is the type of guy who will tell you what he thinks and feels straight up, regardless how cheesy or how petty it may seem. Maybe too straight up. Zen will make sure you know how single he is.

And that’s the kind of person I would prefer to be around in real life. Someone who isn’t constantly reveling in their bad past and is instead moving forward. Someone who is honest and will tell you what they’re thinking. And especially someone who is shameless and proud of who they are and how they feel. 

And oh god I can write even more about how much he seems to really love MC in every route (except Jaehee’s) and how that ending in the Apirl Fools DLC broke me more than anything I’ve ever played because of how well written it was and how much Zen just loves you.  

worst quality: He’s perfect whatchu talkin bout!? 

The worst thing about Zen is that he can be extremely petty about things and is quick to jump to certain conclusions. When he doesn’t like someone, he comes off as the kind of guy who will make up like 50 different kinds of assumptions about that someone in order to justify why he doesn’t like them. Even when he barely got the chance to know them well. Remember in the Christmas DLC when he was bitter about the couples and even wanted to give such an amazing performance that will cause all the couples to break up??? All because he didn’t have a lover on Christmas. Zenny that was all adorable, but even I was close to saying “Dude, omg chill.”  

And regarding the matter of “jumping to conclusions”: if you tell him you’re spending alone time with either Jumin or Seven in their respective routes, “THEY’RE GOANNA BANG” is pretty much the first thing Zen thinks of. And not gonna lie, I thought he was a bit insensitive to Jumin in Jumin’s route. 

Not to mention he seems to get offended (even slightly) when you or the other RFA members aren’t on his side. Like the easiest way to break his heart is to simply stay on Jumin’s side of things, whether it be on simple opinions or actual arguments. He also has a terrible habit of trying to make normal conversations in the chat about him.

I think his bad ends also exemplify a dark side of his loyalty and love. He’s so desperate for your affection, that he’ll take all your crap and still find a reason to love you. This man won’t leave you, even if you treat him like a toy.

On the side of less serious (but still very notable and hurtful) flaws, he gets disheartened very easily and is quick to give up on hope or blame himself when something goes wrong (he treats spraining his ankle like some sort of punishment.) He’ll jump back onto his feet for sure, but when he gets into a slump, he gets into a slump.Not a characteristic worth picking on, but it’s definitely one of his more definite flaws. 

ship them with: MC, in-game there’s no one else Zen can love as deeply. 

brotp them with: Pretty much the entire RFA. I just want him to be loved.

I don’t ship them at all (borders on NOTP for me), but I do love Zen and Jaehee as supportive buddies. Their interactions in Jaehee’s route were sweet and Zen (along with MC of course) can provide Jaehee with the encouragement she desperately needs. 

I actually like seeing Zen as the wanna-be big bro to both Seven and Yoosung, more so with the latter. He brought cookies for Seven when he went to stay at his house, and he’s not quiet about how much he worries about Yoosung and his issues with both the gaming addiction and love. 

And while he and Jumin don’t get along past Zen’s route, the civil and friendly conversation they had was really sweet. I still think they’d be great as “love-hate” friends. 

needs to stay away from: He desperately wants to reconnect with his family, but I wouldn’t blame him if he never wanted to see them again. Also, hey there Echo Girl.

misc. thoughts: I knew I was too deep into Zen after I got that ending in the April Fools DLC. I didn’t sob sob (though I was pretty close to crying), but I didn’t feel…Okay. It’s hard to describe, but it was like I lost someone important and suddenly I was cold. It’s a flipping dating sim!! Cheritz, why do you hurt me this way????

Another fun fact: I went into MM gunning for 707 because his personality resembled the guy I was in love with during the time the game came out. Turns out what I really needed was a guy like Zen in my life. Whoops.

Fairy Tail Chapter 527 Review

This Chapter my god.

Our cover page is… eh. I mean it’s not bad but it’s just kinda standard Natsu, Lucy, and Happy. Not much to say.

So we open on a crying Larcade. Oh man ever sense you showed up again it’s been really pathetic. Please someone put an end to this.

ouch. Brutal Zeref, very brutal. Also Natsu I think friends stop mattering after a hole has been blown in.

That. Was pretty badass.

We cut away to the fight with Gildarts and August.

August’s speech is really odd here. When he says born with a mighty power, is he talking about what he’s going to do now, because he says he’s neglected it. Also this barrier all living things meet, I guess he means death because he took Crash head on with no like defense or anything like that. Also, were going to see this magic that has the power to kill everyone right now, why didn’t you lead of with it? You called this ragnorak, the norse term for the end of the world, what took you so long?

Oh shit he’s going Vegeta, you know he means business.

Even when your trying to help, you are a pain to read Mavis. Seriously, defense mode, I didn’t know magic ran on a yugioh mechanics. Also yes this was kinda referenced that someone could shut them off, but it doesn’t really give who in the chapter did it. I guess it tries to imply it’s August but it’s not clear.

Okay Gildarts I don’t think you can stop the oxygen from leaving her body and now we get to the toughest thing about this chapter. (Okay first there seems to be a translation issue as August is talking down to Jellal and it seems like he’s saying that Jellal has a ruler who will have a child of light, but it’s just an error) and this is the reference of how the only one who can beat August is his mom.

He just gives up. Like what? Okay, first things first this does make more sense then Irene’s bullshit “I always loved you” but this doesn’t make sense as “only his mother could beat him”. Mavis did nothing. I want to assume that he meant he never felt love from his father so his mother finally showing it would cause him to stop but Mavis does nothing.

Well Gray and Lucy reunite with Mavis. Even though it makes no sense to leave him because you seem to be back there at the end of the chapter, oh forget it, here’s the big thing with this chapter.

Okay first Mavis has the book of END, you think zeref who loves his brother would want to keep an eye on his life force. Then, HOW THE FUCK DOES MAVIS KNOW ABOUT END? I don’t ever recall her knwing, let alone natsu is END. And then We have Mavis saying Natsu will beat Zeref which okay fine we know END is suppose to beat Zeref but then she goes on to say she’ll erase him, I want to assume that she got the idea of erasing from Jacob’s magic because later she will say something really stupid that almost makes it seem like there was no point to Jacob. Finally, Why the hell would you call away Gray and Lucy to save Natsu’s life if you are basically saying he’ll need them at his side, you inconsistent bitch.

We cut away to the Natsu vs Zeref fight.

Y’know Natsu is on point this chapter of putting Zeref in his place. However, this does fel lessened as this and the last 4 chapters have been really laying on the family message.

Again, thank you Natsu.

So after the both go super saiyan we get the part of the chapter that probably made me the angriest. And it’s Mavis saying she’s found a way to beat Zeref. Okay, Mavis you said the reason that you wanted out of the lumen histoire is because after the Jacob fight you said you found a way to beat Zeref, but you then go on to say that Natsu will definitely win but by the way this is written is implying that you only now have put all the pieces together to form a plan and for the rest of the time you’ve been bull shiting your way through this plan. That’s not a strategist that’s a not thought out gambler. But I’m not surprised as Mavis’s strategies are like this, no actual plan just have faith and see how it turns out, fuck you Mavis, fuck you.

And then we get our next chapter titled “Dragon Demon” Oh god i’ll mention this in the post chapter follow up.

Post chapter follow up: I genuinely wanted to like this chapter but god there is some problems. I’ve said everything about Mavis that I needed to and if your curious why I hate her so much this chapter is because it’s the typical Mavis shit. Mavis is an idiot, all of her plans don’t have actual strategy just hedging her bet that FT will somehow figure it out. Why this makes me so mad is look at Natsu, he is an idiot. But imagine he has a moment when he’s fighting villain with a tricky power and says he’s found a way around all of his attacks and I planned this whole thing out and just results in him punching hard. That sounds horrible and makes no sense as a strategy. That is Mavis. Someone built as this grand genius but always comes through because of not actual planning or tricking the opponent into a false sense of Security no she bull shits her way through and claims it’s smart. Another thing is this “she’s a mother”. She’s done nothing motherly, you Mavis haven’t raised or taught or stood beside these kids. In fact Makarov, who actually acts like a parent, mentions how she only saw them as soldiers not children. And in this moment with August where she needs to be a mom, she does nothing.

Another thing, I don’t know how to feel for this ending of the August fight. We know Mavis would be why he goes down but it doesn’t seem to add up as they don’t even exchange any dialogue whatsoever. But I guess saying Gildarts beat him with Absolute Heaven was okay, I wish it went longer but I’ll take it.

Dragon Demon. SO much for building “I’m human” because now it seems like it’s just going to be “yeah I need those powers to win” oh, I so hope he doesn’t turn into a demon dragon because that would make that big moment he had in his heart pointless.

On to the good stuff, Natsu is amazing this chapter. I’m serious he is handling this better than I thought it be, I expected standard “were fairy tail” or “I have friends” but bringing in the family thing is just great.

Zeref again is crazy but again it’s really entertaining  to see him lose it.

Also, THANK GOD, END is back. I’m so happy because if that thing did not make an appearance again I was going to groan in pain.

I also acknowledge a lot of my dislike is stemmed from Mavis and that some do like her  but I just can’t. I really wanted to like this chapter because ever since the “I choose human” thing, Hiro hasn’t put out a below average chapter or at worst average, it’s honestly great because he’s the end of the ending should be good.

Final Verdict: 5/10

  • It has some problems
  • It has quite questionable moments
  • Natsu is the best thing this chapter and carries the good quality
Alphabet Q&A
  • A: Ambition?
  • B: Best quality?
  • C: (favourite) Colour?
  • D: Describe yourself.
  • E: Easiest subject?
  • F: (best) Friend?
  • G: Greatest achievement?
  • H: Habit?
  • I: Interest?
  • J: Joke?
  • K: (first) Kiss?
  • L: Last name?
  • M: (favourite) Month?
  • N: Next thing you have to do?
  • O: Oldest family member?
  • P: Person you love?
  • Q: Quirks?
  • R: Realest dream?
  • S: Song you love singing?
  • T: Tea or coffee?
  • U: Underwear colour?
  • V: (greatest) Victory?
  • W: Worst month?
  • X: (ever had an) X-Ray?
  • Y: (best) Year?
  • Z: Zodiac sign?
This is what the lonely gets you:
nights spent trying to look anywhere
but at yourself, because then
you’ll have to admit that it isn’t
the mirror
that’s broken.
All this crying alone in an empty apartment
won’t teach you how to say the word “love”
when you feel it, just like it won’t
help you let go of the ones
who make your skin crawl just to talk to
except you don’t want to hurt them.
(You can never bring yourself to hurt anybody.
It is your best and worst quality.
You keep on hurting yourself.)
This is what the lonely gives you:
shaky hands and a shakier heart,
second guessing every good thing
you ever got.
—  LONELY POET IN AN EMPTY HOUSE by Ashe Vernon
My Relationship with Teen Wolf

“It’s complicated” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

I discovered the show when it was roughly a three months wait until season 3 would start.

I binge-watched all there was - the first two seasons. And then I, right away, watched it again because it was that good. And then I literally watched it for a third time in a row.

I just completely fell in love with it. Sterek fast became my OTP, I loved the fandom because it was a warm, beautiful place filled with the most amazing headcanons.

I even liked the canon straight couples. Jackson and Lydia were just so beautifully perfect. And Scott and Allison were probably the best example of “soulmates” - because literally nothing else would ever justify the shit they went through for each other.

Even the smaller roles like Danny and the Sheriff and the Coach were just so cool.

I loved it. I loved everything about it. And I was so ready for season 3.

I mean, Derek had Boyd, Erica and Isaac now. Jackson was now finally a wolf and could join the pack. The pack was growning.

Everything went downhill starting with season 3. Now, season 3 in itself wasn’t bad, but it was definitely the start of “bad”.

Writing Jackson, Erica and Boyd out just like that was displeasing at first - it became a bigger issue the more the show went on.

What is the key-element of why season 3 started to be bad however is the True Alpha crap they came up with.

Part of what I enjoyed about the show was the fact that Scott was just this average teen wolf, a little bumbling and awkward but with a good heart. He didn’t have to be the leader. I expect an Alpha to be a leader, a fatherly figure, someone older. Not an awkward newbie wolf who literally learned how to control his wolfiness from a human boy.

That they had to force not just “Scott is main character. Scott needs to be Alpha”, but also “Oh shit, we made it so you gotta kill to become Alpha but Scott is main character, so Scott can’t kill. Hurry up, writers, invent a creative way for him to still become Alpha”.

It’s a load of horse-crap is what it is.

The show would have worked so much better if they had cut that crap. Kept Derek around - as the Alpha - and allowed Scott to slowly learn what it even means to be a werewolf and to then, through character development, become Derek’s second-in-command.

Now. They wrote all those characters out of the show, but they started establishing the twins as potential new pack-mates. And okay. They slowly started to become… interesting characters, the more we learned about them.

And then they were written out of the show too. And that was when it became a real problem with this show.

They want a pack. But they keep writing any character who has the potential of becoming pack out ASAP.

The whole… Isaac/Allison romance, I am still wondering where they pulled that from. Like? She literally tried to kill you an literally all your friends before and she’s basically the big love of your new Alpha? What is wrong with you, Isaac? Do you need therapy? Oh, right, you do. Yeah.

Setting it up that Danny knew all along what was going on just to write him out too.

Killing off Allison. Writing Isaac out of the show.

Basically. We had the “Alpha”, his human best friend, a banshee, a kitsune and a coyote. In a fucking show called Teen Wolf. I mean. Yeah, they kept true to the name and stuck with only ONE Teen Wolf. Because who wants to see an actual pack in a show about werewolves? Oh. Right. Everyone.

Season 4 was just bad. It was lame, it was weird and it had zero pay-off when Peter was suddenly the bad guy again. I had been a hundred percent sure that Gerard was behind this and that this was the reason they kept him alive.

Gerard, other reason for why it became bad. How did no one make sure to kill him? And then, when it’s revealed that he’s alive and basically dying slowly which is cruel, no one finishes him off either. You can not argue the “The good guys don’t kill” thing because keeping him alive while he is slowly dying from the black goo is so much worse than just a mercy-kill. And if you’re setting your good guys up to be cruel assholes who torture their enemies like that… you don’t get to play the “He has True Alpha potential because he’s such a goodie-two-shoes” card. And I am terrified to see what he does in season 6.

Kira was a cool addition, mainly. She… didn’t really get much personality development beyond the point of Scott’s New Love-Interest, but the mere concept of her was cool.

I dislike Malia and will always hate how they shoehorned her in. “Hey, look! Another living Hale! And it’s Peter’s daughter! Wow!”. That she spent basically a decade in the forest as a wild animal but they just pretend that it’s possible to re-introduce her not just into society but high school - whereas she is completely lacking all middle school and half of elementary school education, honestly, can she even read and write? Because she shouldn’t be able to. Even if she learned that ten years ago, she’d have forgotten simply by growing up as a wild animal in the forest. Granted, her behavior is at the very least well-written and animalistic, but that just makes me question the weirdness of Stiles going “Oh, she’s basically a wild animal. Let’s start dating”. Right. Away. If they had taken the time to, you know, re-introduce her to society properly and learn things and her and Stiles falling for each other along the way, okay sure. But this “We just met. Let’s have sex in the basement of the asylum” thing was so weird and so forced.

Season 5 might just be one of the - if not THE - worst thing I’ve ever witnessed on television. If something has that crappy level of quality, I normally turn it off and stop watching.

But the masochistic part of me kept whispering how much I loved season 1 and 2 and that 3 wasn’t so bad and, sure, since season 3 it’s been declining, but they did so well in the first two seasons, maybe they’ll turn it around again.

They did not turn it around.

Season 5 was just… really, really, really awful.

The over-loaded plotlines that kept getting entangled.

The fucking awful new characters. Like. Liam was always and will always be only Scott 2.0, a very, very cheap rip-off of their own main character - and who even does that? But in season 5, he was just awful. That he threw his temper-tantrums and turned his back on Scott and was just generally a pain in the ass.

Allison 2.0 was even worse though. I legit do not bother remembering the name of Liam’s girlfriend, because she is so flat and… unlikeable. Her only reason for being in this was to create the tension between Scott and Liam.

And Liam’s best friend made them feel like “Oh boy, we cut out the jock and his lovable gay best friend. Let’s replace Jackson and Danny with those two!”. Honestly, they really gave up trying to come up with individual, interesting characters.

And casting showed that too. At least Liam’s best friend is black. But literally everyone else they cast after season 3 was two things - white and brunette. This show started out with such an individual, diverse cast - black male Boyd, blonde female Erica, blonde male Isaac, redheaded female Lydia, polynesian male Danny. And now they basically just cast dark-haired whites and the guys even all look the same. This Theo-guy and that… other… wolf… guy… thing… I honestly don’t remember but the guy who had something with Liam’s best friend, they basically looked the same to me.

The decline in character development and design, as well as the decline in story-telling was only topped off by the dreadfulness.

This show used to be bright. And funny.

As in: It took place during the day too. There used to be colors. In season 5, in many episodes, I could barely tell what was going on because it mainly took place during the night and in total darkness.

And I didn’t laugh once in season 5. Absolutely nothing was funny. It didn’t help that comic relief guy Stiles got kicked in the balls by the writers when they decided they also needed tension between Scott and Stiles.

No, fuck you, you don’t.

The friendship between Scott and Stiles has been the backbone of this show since the very first scene of the first episode. And now you decide that Scott should be stupid, shallow and trustful enough to trust Theo instead of Stiles? Really? That… That’s so OoC. Those are your characters, don’t write them OoC.

The fact that Derek and Peter too became characters who just… disappeared for long periods of time was just ridiculous too. It’s like this show is deliberately trying to sabotage itself and to remove good characters.

Lydia, Stiles and Scott are essentially the only characters left from the… bigger ones. Derek, Peter, Isaac, Boyd, Erica, Jackson, Allison, Aiden, Ethan, Kira, Danny.

Instead we get to keep Malia around who, sure, ist still the best of those new additions. Liam. Liam’s girlfriend. Liam’s best friend. Fucking Theo gets to stay?

And Parrish, who… honestly just gives me the creeps because the dude is old enough to have been to war and to now work at a police station as a deputy, which I really hope for the sake of the safety of the people does require some years of training before you get handed a gun and a badge too, but thinks it’s in any way or shape appropriate to date a high school student? Like, sure, it may be legal but that doesn’t mean you have to do that. Especially not if you’re a police deputy. And I don’t care if that sounds like a hypocrite thing to say because I ship Sterek and that might be the same age-difference. I ship Sterek in fanfiction and fanarts. If fans go ahead and ship Lydia and Parrish sure, cool. Everything goes in the fandom. Not everything should go in canon, because there should be some kind of… moral… behind decisions made. Do not romantize adults dating teens.

So. Yeah.

If they hadn’t announced that season 6 is the final season, I would have turned my back after how bad season 5 was. But… cue in the voice in my head that’s still whispering how much I loved season 1 and 2. And this is the grand finale. It’ll be over after this. Just 20 more episodes, I can watch that. And then it’ll be finally over and they can’t ruin it any more.

The grand finale airs in four days. So I’ll be rewatching the first five seasons now and then I will start watching the final season. I’m terrified of it.

And am I the only one who felt like many decisions made were just made to snuff out Sterek? I mean. Stiles who didn’t have any romantic plotline before, all of a sudden having sex with basically a random stranger in a basement and Derek literally fucking the enemy while he’s half-bleeding to death, but let’s just hurry up and make sure they have female love interests…?

anonymous asked:

How are junkie and roadie when they have a crush on someone?

Originally posted by misfitsandmayhem

I’m soooo sorry, these were mad long for no reason!!! Sorry if this isn’t what you wanted.

Junkrat and Roadhog When They’ve Got a Crush 

  NO SPECIFIED PRONOUNS FOR READER 

Junkrat

  • Junkrat is all smiles, shitty puns, and silly antics up until he realizes that he actually likes this person. Like, likes them likes them. After that he’s a messsssss. 
  • Legit does a complete 180, if you were cool and chill with this boy before, he’ll suddenly become awkward and clumsy. A little self-conscious.
  • I’d say that he doesn’t even know he’s whipped, until someone helps and legitimately spells it out for him. 
  • “Y O U A R E I N L O V E !!!”
  • Yikes. Soon as he hears that word, he goes into a sort of frenzy. His confident demeanor that he’d had before you is now gone. Suddenly he’s self conscious about his hair, frequently asks everyone else how he smells (the answer usually is, “Not as bad as yesterday.”)
  • Doesn’t go to Roadhog for help. He can’t go to Roadhog for help! He needs assistance from someone his own age, damnit!
  • So he goes to Lucio —
  • A++ wingman he is,  🅱️less this boy, gives Jamie very wholesome advice like “Y’know just be yourself! ___ obviously likes you now, why you need to change anything?” , “Don’t be so nervous. The worst thing that could happen is ___ doesn’t feel the same, it’s not like they won’t talk to you ever again. Better to ask and say you tried, than go on not knowing what coulda been, right? So go get’em bro!”
  • …Though Lucio does offer some tips about good cologne and spares a pack of breath mints to keep on hand at all times. Brings up Junkrat’s good qualities and interests, and tries to use that to amp him up, as well as give some date ideas. “Why not take them to see fireworks? They’re basically just fancy explosions!” 
  • Alright, so he’s done talking to his wingman! Now to talk to his wing woman,
  • Hana takes him out shopping! “I’m not giving you a makeover!” she giggles. “The point is to find clothes that you’d actually wanna wear! We’re just gonna make you a, uh…cleaner version of you!”
  • Hana stresses that Junkrat doesn’t need to change, and he shouldn’t, over some crush. Junkrat picks out some new clothes - things he actually likes - and gets just a trim, to chip away at those burnt ends! When it’s all over, he’s still himself, and that’s what’s important. “Stop being so nervous, just like, pretend you don’t even have a crush on them. Just act like everything’s normal - it’s easy peasy!”
  • If he’s been ignoring you for a while, I’m assuming you’d confront him. When he’s back from his outing, you ask what exactly you did wrong. 
  • Taking his friends’ advice into account, he apologizes and asks if you’d like to get some boba, since he ran out (he really didn’t)
  • From here on out, it’s really noticeable that he likes you. He’ll do whatever he can to be close with you; the smallest physical interaction makes his heart flutter. 
  • Will try to walk on your right side so his real arm is next to you in hopes your hands will accidentally touch. He appreciates how soft your skin is in comparison to his.
  • Compliments you a lot, but on the weirdest, smallest things. Things you probably don’t even pay attention to.
  • “Haha! I like when ya laugh so hard that ya can’t breathe. Yer eyes get all funny when they’re scrunched up.”
  • But really, I’d imagine that having a serious crush for him is easy. He falls in love hard, which makes rejection hard to get over. He goes through different stages: Nervous and uncomfortable , infatuated and confident (fantasizes about life with you as a couple),  and then, perhaps spiraling into a bout of depression and doubt.
  • Not to get all angsty and sad but I can see him switching on and off, feeling like, “Yeah! O’course ___ likes me too! How could they not?!” to, “I’m out of ____’s league. I can’t. I’m a freak, I ain’t pretty-lookin’, I don’t deserve ____.” and this has to do with me feeling like his act is a facade and he’s got brief moments where he snaps back to reality and sees the world for how grim it can truly be, how truly sad of a state he’s in, and how terrible his hometown came to be. Yikes. 
  • Luckily, he ‘s got wonderful friends to show him love and support. Even if you reject him, so long as you’re still his friend, he’ll be fine.

Roadhog

  • It’ll take him a while to develop any sort of romantic feelings for anyone, let alone you. It’s a gradual process, but he can only smile once he’s admitted this to himself.
  • You wouldn’t know it until he told you though, as he’d make moves that are pretty subtle to you - but a very big deal to him. To you, he’s just his normal self. Junkrat of course can sense something different, but he’s not sure what (new haircut?)
  • He’s surprisingly comfortable and normal around you! The only difference is his change in mood. He’s happier, and finds himself thinking less on the negative aspects of life now that you’re occupying most of his thoughts.
  • Steals wins a lot of pachimari for you. Know those $200 gigantic Costco teddy bears? Like, that, but a fuckin’ pachimari. 
  • You’re special. You’ve confided in him on more than enough occasions. He’s an excellent listener, and could listen to you for hours on end, waiting until he hears it all before giving his input.
  • You’re understanding of him, you ask him questions and actually get more than a sentence out…and he knows why.
  • He’s crushing on you, and hooo, boy, does he have it bad. He loves it when you grab his hand and drag him off somewhere, usually to show him something. He knows it’s platonic, but it still feels nice.
  • He likes you because you’re genuine, you make him feel less alone in the world. Even when you two talk about some real shit, like a bad event going on in the world, things get really deep. You talk, he talks, you pick at eachother’s brains. He loves how you know so much and can hold a stimulating conversation.
  • Overall, he becomes somewhat…lighter when he’s got a crush. Somehow, you make the world seem less bleak, you’re a beacon of hope, you’ve given him so much joy!
  • For some reason, I could see him perhaps having a conversation with Ana. Not about you, specifically, but rather him wondering what her thoughts are on love, life, and whether or not someone like him is allowed to know such happiness.
  • For lack of better phrasing, she’s basically like, “Fuck it, yolo.”
  • Besides Ana, he doesn’t really talk to this about anyone else. Junkrat wouldn’t be much help, there’s a possibility he could make things worse, like spilling the beans! He wouldn’t do it intentionally, Roadhog knows this, but he’d rather be safe than sorry.
  • After knowing you for a while, he makes the decision to confess. He’s not sure if you feel the same, but he doesn’t care.
  • Roadhog approaches the situation like, hey, he’s going to die someday anyways. In the grand scheme of things, nothing matters, so why not tell you how he feels?
  • Eventually, once he gets to a certain level he will take his mask off for you when he confesses. Not upon request, he’d do so on his own will. He’s understanding that someone who wears a mask all the time could be hard to love (unbeknownst to him, you’ve loved him from the start, regardless) and it’s important to him that you see his eyes. It’s crucial for you to know how serious he is. 
  • I headcanon that his face is very badly burned, and/or scarred. And that doesn’t make him any less handsome. 
  • If you reject him, it’s alright. He half-expected it, even after knowing you all this time. He doesn’t mind, he didn’t expect much to come of it. He’s just happy he tried, although once it sets in that this will not be going anywhere, it will hurt and take him a while to move on.
  • If you accept him and his confession, prepare to be pulled into the biggest hug imaginable. From there, he’ll be a bit shy with things like PDA, but once you’ve been together for a while you two will confidently strut around either holding his hand, or him holding you, entirely. Congrats, you now have the most badass and cuddly boyfriend ever. Nobody’s going to fuck with you and everyone’s going to know you’re together ♥
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The 100 AU - Miller has a popular gaming channel on youtube and finally he caved in on the requests to start vlogging. Sometimes he just happens to film his boyfriend more than anything else - but that’s only when Monty isn’t holding the camera himself.