this is the worst day every

goodbibabygirl  asked:

Listen just bc I look like I’m 12 even tho I’m 20 yrs old, doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m doing. Like Karen your kid was screaming his head off for 20 minutes he stopped bc we told him you were coming. Like my boss is going to tell you the same thing bitch. I’ve been working here every single day for more than a year. I hate being a babyface it’s the worst

Worst looking idols imo

Park bom: looks like half her face has melted off, far too much plastic surgery, she honestly looks scary these days

Bobby (ikon): has some of the worst facial features I’ve ever seen on an idol, his body is fine but he needs work done to his face

Choi seunghyun: his body is obviously nothing special or he wouldn’t wear 10 layers of clothing all the time, his skin is probably all stretched out from when he was fat so it’s no wonder he’s scared of wearing fewer clothes

Umji (gfriend): imagine looking that bad when every other member of your group is beautiful

Kyla massie: how did she ever get to debut?

Jiho (twice): boring looks, average at best. Brings the groups visuals down so much

Truth Hurts

Part One?

Bucky x Reader Angsty Short

A/N: Wrote this on a whim (hence why it’s so short) and might write a second part (because I have a backstory already thought out). Don’t know yet…


You sat motionlessly in the modern chair. You matched the stillness of your surroundings, remaining hidden in the shadows of the dark room. Footsteps echoed in the hallway and your eyes studied the closed door. Each and every scenario played out in your head. Your mind fixated on the worst, however you knew that wasn’t the case. No matter the man’s skills, you were better. You were faster. You lacked morality. You had to.

The footsteps paused for a brief moment before the door swung open. The lights switched on as the man entered his room and to the untrained eye, a knife magically appeared in his hand. You fought off a smirk knowing he had been carrying it around with him all day. A sense of assertion wanted you to laugh and steal the knife away, but you couldn’t. No emotions. Not with him.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Confusion, anger, and pain were noticeable in his voice.

“Steve called me.” You remained still. “We need to talk.”

“About what?” He set the knife down; your eyes caught a faint glisten of metal under a midnight colored glove. 

“Moving on.” Your chest tightened and you adjusted your wording. “You’re not the Winter Soldier anymore, that’s behind you.”

“But-”

“No.” You sat forward. You knew every word you were going to say would rip and tear and shred yourself in his eyes, and in yours. But Steve asked you to do this, you were the only one who could. “You’re James Buchanan Barnes.”

“That’s not who I am anymore.” Bucky whispered.

“Get over it.” Your hands instinctively tightened around the armrests and your nails indented the plastic. “You killed people, so what? Yeah, that sucks, but they’re dead. They’re dead, James, you couldn’t stop it and you can’t change it. They’re gone, they can’t be brought back.”

His eyes were trained on the ground. He opened his mouth to speak but you beat him to it.

“And don’t give me that ‘but I did it, I killed them’ bullshit. Yeah, you did. You can’t change that, James! It happened, all you can do now is move forward. Because if you hadn’t killed them, we both know damn well someone else from Hydra would have.”

Tears formed in his eyes and you begged yourself to stop but you couldn’t. Sometimes you had to break a person to fix them.

“And you know what, you’re right. Everything, everything, that has happened is because of you. Hydra becoming what they did and infiltrating SHIELD? That’s because of you, that’s because of the Winter Soldier and everything you did as him. Howard’s death? You. The entire fall of SHIELD? You. Breaking apart the team and Steve losing his shield? You. This all happened because of you. Everything.” You shoved yourself up from the chair and walked towards the door. 

Bucky sat slumped over in his. His breathing was uneven and his hands covered his face. A few tears fell to the floor before he could stop them. His body shook as he took in another breath. An ache as sharp as a knife plunged into your chest and raced down into your stomach. Spots filled your vision and nausea swirled your mind. You stopped before leaving and steadied your voice before speaking the words that you had been waiting to say, ones that you knew would help him. 

“But without you…what exists now, what we all have now, happiness, admiration, teamwork, friendship, love…it wouldn’t exist. Without you, we’d be nothing.” 

Stylish Outfits for All Your Problematic Family Members This Holiday!

Well, here we are. Another Thanksgiving. With Donald Trump running the country, a new man becoming confirmed rapist trash every other day, and nary an album in sight from Beyoncé, times are dark. Here’s a handy guide to what your worst relatives may be wearing while they try to convince you that Mel Gibson is totally a good person now. 

Homophobic Grandma

This blouse is an elevated version of the floral circus tent Grandma Florence wears to mass every Sunday. With this horrendously clashing print, it’s definitely a good fit for a woman who thought the Occupy: Wall Street protestors should’ve been arrested and executed. Of course, she never forgets the pearls–to be clutched when someone mentions the words “Ru” or “Paul.” 

Basic Sister-In-Law

Jen isn’t a bad person, really, she’s just boring. You’re about 80% sure your brother only married her because she has the same birthday as mom and therefore, he only has to remember one birthday, but he must love her because she’s perpetually pregnant. Florence doesn’t like her because her cranberry sauce came from a can, and you’re sick of her trying to sell you pyramid scheme leggings but, she’s fam, I guess. Bright prints are “so her” and she swears she only wears Uggs everywhere because of the foot swelling in her second trimester but you know the truth. At least they’re sequined. You know, festive!

Bougie Auntie

Aunt Maggie doesn’t come around often, but you can rest assured when she does, there’s drama. Whether it’s about her mysteriously dead spouse or how she made enough money to afford a Bentley without a job, it’s juicy, and Maggie does not play when it comes to outfits. She came to stunt, in her over the top fur coat, $20,000 bag and Louboutins. She may only stay long enough to make a plate and catch a flight to Dubai, but she’s a fave.

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Rant time.

Okay, so I got a job at a fast food place. I’ve been there about 5 weeks now and I’ve dealt with some pervy guys already.

One guy came up while I was in window (AKA drive-through) and asked if I had a boyfriend, to which I replied no because I don’t. He asked for my number, to which I just laughed and was like “you’re silly” because
1. This is a total stranger I’ve never met nor even seen in my life.
And 2. I had a line forming. Plus we’re not supposed to do personal stuff like that while on the clock.
This guy kept asking and literally refused to drive away until I closed the window and turned away. 

I’ve had a few instances of creepy guys like that. But the WORST of them all is this one older guy who comes in almost every day. 

Now, I’m usually on the front register when I work (only on window and other things when we’re short on people) so I see him all the time.
He constantly makes comments about my chest jiggling when I run, telling me that when I bring his food I should jog over so he can watch.
Stares at me the whole time he’s there.
Calls me away from the counter (which I’m not supposed to leave unless a customer needs me) to make perverted comments.
And has talked about how he’s going to get me pregnant. 
He says it’s “OK” because he’s “just joking around.”

The worst part of all is that I have to smile and be nice and just laugh because I can’t be “rude” to the customers. Not to mention he hates most of the others who work there except, surprise surprise, the other young girls, so everyone always sends ME to deal with him.

And don’t get me wrong, this stuff is totally small compared to what other women (and men) deal with on a daily basis. But it just grosses me out and makes me sad that people like this still exist and think it’s alright to behave this way.

Side note: The older guy saw me in the store the other day and literally stared as he walked by, not blinking or turning his head.

i’ve been really productive the past few months, which is actually quite rare for me bc i’m a slave to procrastination i get burnt out v easily. this time was a little different, i managed to keep my productivity levels really high for a whole 2 months all the way until exams ended, studying every single day without fail, around 10 hours a day, when i used to only do an average of 3 or 4. so here’s what worked for me and what didn’t!

what works: schedule your day

what happens when ur a virgo studyblr? u plan. i would write out everything i needed to accomplish for the day, the night before, and be really specific about it. i would then plug in the timings, this works for me, but u can choose to put the time in first and plan what u want to do around the time. 

a structured time plan pressures me and i end up getting everything done, especially when i set an alarm on my phone for all the timings!

what does not: cramming a lot of hours into a day

12+ hour work days are ideal, especially when u watch all the ‘study with me: 14 hour work day!’ youtube videos, but they are just tedious and unreasonable. 

let’s face it, even if u do complete one or two long study days, ur just gonna get bored and tired and have no mood to continuing this for a week or more. slow and steady wins the race!

what works: tweaking the pomodoro technique

i hate the pomodoro method. at the 25 minute mark, i’m normally on a roll and super focused on the task; and the 5 minute breaks were too short for me to actually take a break. 

that’s why i tweaked it to 45-minute study sessions with 10-minute breaks, and after 3 study sessions, a 30-minute break. longer study sessions meant i get a break when i really start to get restless, and longer breaks gave me more time to recharge. i suggest tweaking this to match what works for you.

what does not work; doing too many / too little subjects a day

1. u don’t want to cram all the same topics and subjects into one day. ultimately, it’s a choice of spending 8 hours solely on a subject / topic and not touching it for the next few days / weeks, OR doing just 2 or 3 hours of one subject / topic each day over a few days / week

2. just thinking about doing only one subject for a whole day already tires me out. i have tried it, but normally i get so sick and tired of it that after a few hours, i can’t bring myself to focus on it any longer. on the contrary, if i keep switching between subjects, i get super confused because i have to remember too much of very different info. 

what works: leaving the last portion of your day ambiguous 

i like to start and end my days early. but in the process, i found a benefit of ending them early: i end up w a chunk of time at the end where there are two scenarios:

  1. i’m super motivated and want to continue studying
  2. i’m rly tired and cannot bring myself to continue bc i need a break !1!!

surprisingly, option 1 does happen a lot. and i think this is a rly good work-life balance. u don’t get burnt out easily, but from time to time, u get a bonus extra few hours of work done! 

what does not work: forgoing sleep

sleep is so important omg. 3 hours of studying while sleepy = 1 hour of studying when ur refreshed and ur brain’s working. a tired mind is a slow mind, and an awake mind is a fast mind!

do not worry about that rly hard chapter that u must understand and complete! ur mind continue to works even when ur sleeping, i assume bc it’s rewiring and sorting through new information. after waking up, i find myself being able to better remember and understand information that i struggled on the night before!

what works: finding out ur energy levels and use it to ur advantage

some people work best at 6am and can’t focus after 9pm, some people can’t focus before 11am and work best at midnight. take note of and chart ur energy levels throughout the day for about a week or so, are u particularly refreshed in the morning? do u feel urself always dozing off at 4? are u the most productive at night? 

work ur body clock out and work around it! every body functions differently! like in the last point, 3 hours of studying at ur worst energy levels = 1 hour of studying at ur peak energy level! forcing urself to work when ur body refuses to do so will only lead to procrastination. 

i sincerely hope these few tips can help u out w being productive! what are some of the things u do to get shit done? 

It hurts, ya know. Because you were my best friend, you were my favorite part of every day, for three years. You were my sun and my moon, you were every star in my stupid dipped pink sky. And it just doesn’t matter now. Isn’t that bizarre? You put your heart and soul into someone else’s hands and then it just ends and you have to take everything back. But you can’t take everything back. But you want to. But you don’t. And you can’t. That’s the worst part, you can’t. You make them the air that you breathe and then they’re gone and you have to keep breathing whatever toxicity is left behind, and it hurts. But no one is going to save you, because they can’t. And that’s the worst part too. You just want someone to take the hurt away for a minute, just a second, but they can’t. You have to keep living until the pain gets dull. You don’t want to because they were the best part of this life and now they aren’t here anymore and they don’t even care and you can hardly bear it. But you have to keep living anyways. And it hurts. Ya know? It hurts.

It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts.

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David Tennant and Matt Smith
as the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors

Promotional photo-shoot for The Day of the Doctor (Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary Special)

Imagine Lance being a total dork in his and Keith’s relationship.

Like the very first day they start dating and he and Keith are holding hands. Lance pauses, glancing down at Keith with an impish grin that already he’s fond of.

“Hey Keith, you ready to take the next step in this relationship?”

And Keith is obviously flustered because “Jesus lance we only just started dating-”

But he breaks off as Lance walks a pace; takes a legitimate ‘step’ forward.

“Hah,” he chortles. “First step in the relationship.”

“Oh my god,” Keith groans as he moves to follow Lance.

“Woah, another step! Geez Keith, better slow down-”

“You’re the worst,” Keith says, but he’s smiling nonetheless

And on it goes. Each new milestone, every little accomplishment: another step. And it’s always Lance to do it. Always him to walk them forward, mostly literally, sometimes metaphorically. 

Keith let’s him, and each time he laughs, no matter how many steps Lance has had them take now; no matter how many times he’s done the same bit.

Because Keith loves it, quite frankly, and he loves Lance. 

Finally, they’re relaxing after the war is over, days into the galaxy wide celebrations, and Lance and Keith have found a quiet corner to have for themselves, free from the revelries of the parties next door. 

And Lance is being his usual self; playing with Keith’s fingers and making his joke about taking the next step.

Only Keith holds him back. Prevents Lance from completing his joke.

“Actually, Lance, I don’t want to take the next step. I think I wanna try something else.” 

And he get’s down on one knee, clasping Lance’s hand in his own and withdrawing a small silver band from his pocket. Lance is watching with a comical mixture of awe and surprise; tears beginning to form in his ducts.

“Lance, will you marry me?”

And then Lance is laughing, and it startles Keith for a moment until Lance himself is kneeling, pulling out his own ring from his pocket, and grinning as wet droplets cascade down his cheeks.

“I was just about to ask you that,” he chuckles, and now Keith is beaming as well. “You stole my bit.”

“Yeah well,” Keith replies, shuffling closer. “Say yes, and what’s yours becomes mine.”

Lance follows suite, until their foreheads are touching and the words they share are heard only by them.

“Pretty sure it’s ‘what’s mine is yours’.”

And Keith feels his eyes begin to shut; tilting his jaw upwards to meet Lance halfway.

“It already was,” he breathes. “Ever since that first step.”




They don’t go back to the party after that.

A Day Off In Hell

Story by reddit user NeonTempo

Hell is a room with two doors.

The first shuts behind you as you step inside. It locks into the frame, never to open again. The second door stands at the opposite wall, a solid implacable barrier, its purpose utterly inscrutible.

As soon as both doors are closed, your torment commences. The room houses a single unique punishment, dealt out at the deft sadistic hands of your custodian. You will scream, you will cry, and as you watch your wounds heal just enough to keep the pain fresh, there will be nothing you’ll want more than escape.

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All my life, everyone I loved abandoned me. I didn’t abandon you.

【Non-No Magazine January 2018】 100 answers from BTS - RAP MONSTER’s part

Q63: Out of the places you haven’t been to, where do you want to travel to?
A: I want to go to Kyoto! My friends that have already been to Japan also recommended me to visit Kyoto.

Q64: The essential item that helps you to relax when you’re overseas? 
A: Pilates practice DVD. Before I sleep, I’d watch it and stretch along in the hotel room.

Q65: What’s your catchphrase? 
A: “Actually~”, I think I say it to get some time to organize my thoughts in my head. It’s kind of like the Japanese phrase ‘あの’ (uh, umm/ that).

Q77: Recently, what’s your small worries or questions?
A: My worry is that the webtoons online is so interesting, sometimes I’d carelessly stay up the whole night reading them on my phone. I have a question for Jungkook and Taehyung. Jungkook changes his hobby about every month. And Taehyung, the way he uses some words is so unbelievable, I often get shocked by the way he expresses with some of the words because I’ve never heard them being used in that way (laughs). 

Q78: The subject that you were worst at during your school days?
A: Mathematics and English. I only attended private tuitions for those two subjects. I kind of got used to English. But I didn’t improve much in mathematics (laughs). 

Q79: Recently, what makes you happy the most offstage? 
A: Riding bicycle along the Hangang River on a fine day. Facing the comfy wind while riding the bike really makes me happy.

Q80: When you’re eating outside, what do you eat often? 
A: Meat. No, it’s Mr Meat (laughs)! I like to cut it thinly with the knife~ I like to grill the thin slices of meat and eat it.

Q81: Recently learnt Japanese phrase that you want to try (to say it)? 
A: ‘木漏れ日’ (sunbeams shining through branches of trees). It’s sunshine but it’s not shining not strong sunshine, shining through gently seems really beautiful. 

Q82: What do you want to learn now? 
A: Classical guitar! In terms of the original sounds, I think the instrument itself is pure and frank. 

Q83: If you could only take one item with you to a deserted island, what would you take?
A: Taehyung. Instead of saying that I rely on him… it’s more like if he’s there, he won’t back down (laughs). And beach sandals/ flip-flops are nice too, the beach must be really hot. (‘ビーサン’ flip-flops sounds like ‘Vさん’ V-ssi.)

Q84: Who do you respect?
A: My father. I have never seen my parents argue with each other. When I told him that I want to make music, he encouraged me: “go for it”. 

Q85: Your memory of your birthday in 2017? 
A: On the day, we made a guest appearance on The Chainsmokers’ (who collaborated with us for ‘Best Of Me’) Seoul concert. I was surrounded by important people, so it feels like I had the biggest birthday party in my life!

Q86: Which BTS song is the most memorable for you?
A: ‘Danger’ which was released in 2014 in Korea. It’s the period where BTS was struggling to move upward as a group. The choreography is really cool, it’s a must-watch.

Q87: As a leader, what do you is the most important?
A: Everything with the members. Because we have the memories of overcoming those tough days together, I feel that we can continue to think of each other and move forward together.

SUGAJUNGKOOK; JINV; JIMIN; J-HOPE & GROUP

Trans: KIMMYYANG
Scan: myheaven0624

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Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.

J2 DCCon 2017 Gold Panel

*Reminder to watch panel videos/footage for full context. 

  • Jared: I’d like to apologize. I slept through my alarm. Jensen: I don’t know why you’re apologizing. They know it’s you :P
  • Jared randomly accidentally said “what an asshole” in the mic while whispering with a fan. Jensen: What did I say to you just 15 minutes ago? “Let’s try to keep this PG13.”
  • Jared with a guitar :)
  • Question about lessons to impart on their children. Jensen: Do as I say, not as Uncle Jared does. 
  • Jared about kids: I just want them to be happy. Jensen: I wanna teach them how to bait a hook; drive…
  • Jared: We went to Jason Manns’ place yesterday. Fan: We know. Jensen: Oooh, sorry! lol
  • Jared took an Uber for 3 hours to get to Jason’s place yesterday. 
  • Fan: My question is for Jared. Jensen: PERFECT *walks away*
  • Playful touching/shoving and laughing :P 
  • How do you prepare for Sam’s response when Dean dies? Jared: The same way I prepare for every episode. I read it a bunch of times and prepare and see how I feel the day of. “Mystery Spot” was one of the worst/hardest weeks of my life.
  • Tired Jared leans on Jensen’s shoulder aww
  • Jared keeps falling asleep leaning on Jensen. Jensen sat down because Jared was talking too long. Someone teased Jared for being tired saying, “It’s okay, it’s my first convention, too!” Jared dropped the entire mic stand. There’s a ton of physical comedy today lol :P 
  • Jared prompts Jensen to tell the story of how Todd Stashwick accidentally connected when throwing a fake punch at Jensen in “Monster Movie.”
  • Boys joke about Misha. After joking Jensen said: “I’m kidding, we love Misha. People get mad at me now.” (Video
  • Fan to Jared: We love your beanie!
  • Jensen: I’d like to do the live action Red Hood
  • Is Alex going to be a new target like Misha? Jensen: Alex is a current target. 
  • Boys talk about how Alex is a very bright young man, very talented. 
  • Arrow says Dada and said hi to Jensen for the first time this morning <3
  • Jared shows a video of his kids saying Go Longhorns! :)
  • Fan asks about the process of writing their chapters for FDEWB. Jensen says the process was harassment by Lynn lol. Jensen re Jared: It took him…what was it, seven years? Jared: I took two years to write it. He knows. Because we went as a family, as two families, to Turks and Caicos. They were all swimming and I was in front of my computer with notes. 
  • Jared protecting Jensen (standing in between him and a fan in the audience, not sure why lol but joking around). 
  • They are throwing packs of gummy bears at each other but pretending to miss lol. 
  • Fan talks about what kind of drinks they are. Jensen: I know what you are. You drink like thirty of them a day. 
  • A fan asks Jared and Jensen how they’re doing and the boys get a little emotional in gratitude. 
  • Jared talks about being busy and work-life balance. Says he had to do parent teacher meeting by FaceTime on set. 
  • It’s the time of the year where they are less enthusiastic about being the Winchesters because they’ve been going non-stop for months already and still have a lot ahead. Missing moments with their families has stacked that, but it always happened around this time. 
  • Jensen says that this is special, and they want to protect and invest in SPN while they can. They still love what they do. 

Info via: Fangasm, Cherie, iwinsoiwin, MaureenSil’s livetweet list

Not Northside Material - Part 1

Originally posted by always-klaus-forever-kol

A/N: It’s me, back from the dead and this time… sweeter. Anyway, here have this. The next few parts are already written, I just have to edit them and I’ll post them depending on the reaction to this one because its been a while and I’m rusty, ya kno? so pls let me know what you think.

Part 2

Summary: There’s a new girl at Southside High and that means new entertainment for the Serpents. 

Word Count: 2,625

Warnings: Swear words, Serpents, and that’s all so far

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Remus gets a bit, well, Moony when the full moon nears. His skin itches and pulls as his hair follicles begin to produce thick wolf fur instead of body hair. His joints ache, even dislocating some days, as his skeleton prepares to disassemble and rearrange its parts into the sum of an entirely different species.

Strangely, these are not the worst parts of his pre-moon affliction. The worst is actually the the growth of his canine teeth the day before the full. Or, rather, the worst part is Sirius’ laughter that results from the unfortunate speech impediment caused by these canines.

“Thiriuth! Really, ith not that funny!” he argues, only to cause said friend to collapse into breathless wheezes of laughter.

“Please, Padfoot, can we just go to breakfatht now?”

Still howling in laughter, Sirius sat up. “Hah, n-no, Moons, not until you say it!”

“Padth, we go through thith every month. Do I really have to thay it again?”

“Yes! C’mon, for me?” Sirius batted his eyelashes, pouting childishly.

Remus sighed, ready to give up his dignity for yet another month. He took a deep breath.

“Thiriuth Black ith the thexietht guy in Hogwartth.”

His boyfriend’s face split into a grin so blinding it almost made the humiliation worth it. “You bet your bollocks I am, Moony. Now let’s go get the wolf fed.”

Later that day, Sirius had to put a silencing spell on himself to keep from laughing out loud as Remus was asked to read The Benefits and Dangers of Potions Containing Sassafras aloud in potions class.

Submit To Me - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 15,061

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Public Teasing, Public Masturbation, Teasing in the car and in the bedroom, pleading, seduction, striping Dylan because he’s sexy as fuck, dry humping, thigh riding, hand jobs, face riding, handcuffs, blindfolds, 69 (aka oral male and female receiving), overstimulation, praising, orgasm denial, female riding male (regular and reverse cowgirl), whiny Dylan, mentions of dominant Dylan, A lot of submissive Dylan, BREATHY MOANS

Notes: I will make this short as I am writing this pool side from hell. I’m so sorry this took forever. I have no excuses. But hopefully it was worth it. I honestly don’t know if this is my best writing for what you guys wanted from this. I promise the next thing I write won’t take as long. 

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