Lance, staring at his textbook: I’m so done I’m going to drop out and work at McDonald’s when the fuck am I ever going to need to know the quadratic formula I’m going to drop out what kind of shit-
Literally everyone else during a test: omg, Keith is probably nailing this test I bet he didn’t even study he’s so cool
Keith: Is currently sacrificing an animal cracker in the bathroom to Satan in hopes of striking a deal
Lance: Pidge,Iverson left his Facebook open on his laptop let’s post the entire script of the Bee Movie
Pidge: Nah,I did that last week
Keith, coming into class late, pours an entire monster into his cup of coffee: I’m going to die
Shiro: *reaching for the cup* we die like men
Iverson at Lance: This is third crash this week,cadet,can you even fly straight?!
Lance: Well sir, you see-
Lance: Pidge, my man, light of my life, best bro in the universe, best damn genius pilot of the garrison
Pidge: I’m not broadcasting All Star over the intercoms so you can get out of detention
Lance: Really? In front of my salad??
Lance and Keith both sneak down to the mess hall for a midnight snack and catch each other. They both stare at each other, then share a knowing nod
Shiro’s email to Iverson during finals week:
Unfortionately, I will not be attending class tomorrow because I have officially run out of fucks to give. I am currently writing this in a Wendy’s parking lot at 2 in the morning. There is Frosty on my windshield. I no longer fear death.
Lance to Hunk: How much you wanna bet Iverson lost his eye because he didn’t know how to use chopsticks
Hunk: Lance it’s three in morning have mercy
Hunk: Do you ever think about the inevitability of death and how literally anything and everything we do is pointless
Pidge: I told Lance to not give you a 5 Hour Energy but does anyone ever listen to me?
Matt: *guesses the wrong answer in front of class*
Matt: Welp, guess it’s time to drop out
Keith, after studying all night with no sleep, currently running off of caffeine pills and five Monsters, has had twelve mental break downs in the past four hours: Guess who’s fucking acing this flight simulator bitches