Aries:You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta draw the FUCKING line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS!
Taurus:IF I CAN'T BE THE BEST, I SURE AS HELL CAN BE THE WOOOOOOOOOOORST!
Gemini:That's some Harry Potter shit right there (An image of Luke Skywalker appears on screen)! Show Voldemort! Show Voldemort! (Two images of babies dressed like Darth Vader appear on screen)
Cancer:Diseases are painful....Trucks are weird.
Leo:(running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)
Virgo:Put up a wolfjob, Barry! (Image of a doctor with a wolf's head) But a Halloween one. (A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)
Libra:I tell you once I tell you twice! Big spider is good for economy!
Scorpio:Would grey apes make that shot!? I DON'T FUCKIN' THINK SO!
Sagittarius:(As Optimus Prime) Choo choo Motherfucker! (Transforms into a semi and rams into people)
Capricorn:DON'T TELL YOUR GRANDMA I'VE BEEN PUSHING SHARKS!!
Aquarius:You are so full of beans.
Pisces:(fire and footage of atomic explosions are overlayed over the turtle's face) I've seen the end of the world. It is terrifying. It makes my blood boil. I wish for all the people of the land...to know my strength. I will become the ender of worlds.