this is the wooooooooooorst

My kids syllabus asks that I write three words to describe my child. Um… Here you guys pick one or add your own. 

  • What the fuck?
  • Basic ass bitch
  • drama ho (srsly)
  • one thicc bih
  • MY GREATEST CREATION
  • Touch her &Die
  • Gemini. (nuff said)
  • “Look! A butterfly!”
  • random ass weirdo
  • Always slutty 4space!
  • Coming out of her cage and she’s been doing just fine
  • Who is she
  • (I) don’t know her B)
  • Literally hates math
  • This is a stupid fucking request you want me to sum up my childs entire complicated existence in three fucking words you imbecile, YOU UTTER FOOL (Oh thats a good one!)
  • YOU UTTER FOOL
  • Cares about grammar (srsly she’s over here bitching about an apostrophe when this is for a MATH CLASS). 
  • NOT A MATHLETE
  • I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
  • The WOOOOOoooOOOrst!
  • Notmy daughter youbitch!
  • My kid is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking and big dicks 
  • (the entire bee movie script)
  • One rare pepe!
  • Dat boi!
  • this meme: 
Random-Ass Newsies Headcanon That Has No Basis In Reality But Amuses Me

So we all know Davey’s the moderately uptight goody-two-shoes of the Newsies gang…

…but what if he and Sarah turn into Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec when they have a few drinks in them?

…and what if that’s why Katherine tells the Newsies to get drunk with fame and not liquor?

Because sober Davey is the sweet, adorable, nervous puppy that ends up rallying the troops…

But drunk Davey is THE WOOOOOOOOOOORST

anonymous asked:

¡Hola!I'm studying Spanish in high school as my second language.Our teacher is from Zaragoza and he's the funniest man I've ever met in my life. Usually when we're being loud in class we receive a "Sshhhh!" but he does this "ei ch ch niños" & he constantly says 'malditos ingleses' he makes fun of the Portuguese (no ill intent) & he tells us really intimate details of his love life no shame at all: he once told us that he's not up to teach because he didn't sleep at his own house *wink wink*

ohh my goooood well at least i hope you’re learning Spanish through anecdotes and stuff, I had a French teacher once who ignored the syllabus in favor of just chatting to us about her life and it was [jean-ralphio voice] the woOooOooOooorst

the signs as somewhat fitting game grumps quotes
  • Aries: You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta draw the FUCKING line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS!
  • Taurus: IF I CAN'T BE THE BEST, I SURE AS HELL CAN BE THE WOOOOOOOOOOORST!
  • Gemini: That's some Harry Potter shit right there (An image of Luke Skywalker appears on screen)! Show Voldemort! Show Voldemort! (Two images of babies dressed like Darth Vader appear on screen)
  • Cancer: Diseases are painful....Trucks are weird.
  • Leo: (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)
  • Virgo: Put up a wolfjob, Barry! (Image of a doctor with a wolf's head) But a Halloween one. (A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)
  • Libra: I tell you once I tell you twice! Big spider is good for economy!
  • Scorpio: Would grey apes make that shot!? I DON'T FUCKIN' THINK SO!
  • Sagittarius: (As Optimus Prime) Choo choo Motherfucker! (Transforms into a semi and rams into people)
  • Capricorn: DON'T TELL YOUR GRANDMA I'VE BEEN PUSHING SHARKS!!
  • Aquarius: You are so full of beans.
  • Pisces: (fire and footage of atomic explosions are overlayed over the turtle's face) I've seen the end of the world. It is terrifying. It makes my blood boil. I wish for all the people of the land...to know my strength. I will become the ender of worlds.