this is the thing i just saw

idk why i just thought of this but i saw something about gordon ramsey and like what if andrew is an amazing cook and so he gets convinced to join like, a sport celebrity edition of hell’s kitchen or some kind of show. and every time they do those short interview things, andrew just stares blankly at the camera. a judge thinks his food is way too sweet so next round or whatever, andrew just walks back to the kitchen, digs out some maple syrup or some pure sugar and just stares down the judge as he drowns all of his next dish in some super sweet concoction from hell. the judge faints, nicky and matt can be heard yelling from a mile away.

Just got home from my Tveit concert and lemme tell you I am Shook™. That boy made direct eye contact with everyone in that audience. You felt like he was singing directly to you and it was amazing bc he has the voice of an angel and I hate him so much. I went in with v high expectations and he smashed them completely. He came out and of course he was a giant dweeb and did some weird grandpa dances and said things like “may I get a baritone” and omg at one point he almost tripped over a speaker that was on stage. But yeah it was so incredible and not to sound dramatic but I’m pretty sure he saw my Aaron Tveit shirt and also we made eye contact multiple times and I just want to kick his ass. He was spectacular and such a loser he really made you feel like you were a part of the show it was amazing.

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Prompt: From promptsfordays: “Soulmate AU where your tattoo shows the first thing your soulmate thought when they saw you (Example: “dear lord I want his babies”, “FANFICTION BLUE EYES”, “i have to think something sexy at them. oh wait did that count. thats so embarassing they better not be my soulmate.”, and “leARN TO USE A TURN SIGNAL, MOTHERHUGGER” )” with Jaybird (what the actual tattoos are is up to you lol)

Every little girl dreams of the day that her soulmate mark shows up on her. Your mark turned up just a few days after your sixteenth birthday. It appeared bold and brash in clear view on your forearm. It would have been an exciting moment had it not been for what was written on your arm.

You’re arm read: ‘Fucking shithead! Get back here you cock sucking motherfucker!’

Growing up in a fairly conservative family, you knew they wouldn’t take this development lightly. What exactly did this say about your soulmate in your family’s eyes?

“[Y/M/L] what on heaven’s earth is that on your arm?” Your mother chastised when she saw the hint of ink peeking out from your sleeve. You attempted to cover up your arm with your sleeve but she caught your hand and pushed the fabric up to expose the words. You had never seen your mother so close to having a brain aneurysm.

“You march right upstairs and wash that vulgarity off of your arm. You shouldn’t deface your body like that young lady. Your skin is for your soulmark and nothing else. Go wash it off. Now.” She commanded.

“This is my soulmark mother.” You confessed. She pursed her lips together and the muscles on her jaw twitched. She didn’t have a response for you and had to drop the subject and turn away to leave the room before she said something that she might regret.

While all your friends met their soulmates in high school or in their early college years, you were well into your twenties before you came across him.

You had just moved to Gotham city for your job and you were walking home from work one night when man roughly bumped into you from behind. You stumbled forward and in the confusion the man snatched your purse from your arms and sprinted off down the street.

“My purse!” You cried out. You were at a loss for what to do. You knew you probably shouldn’t chase after him, he might kill you after all, but at the same time practically your entire life was in that purse. Your phone, your cards, that nice tube of your favorite rouge lipstick that you definitely overpaid for. Luckily for you an intimidating knight in shining armor chased after the thief.

“Fucking shithead! Get back here you cock sucking motherfucker!” He seethed, sprinting after him. The thief looked back and saw your hero and immediately dropped your purse when seeing just how much larger your savior was than him. “That’s right you fucking run! Don’t let me fucking see you in my neighborhood again!” He called after the thief’s retreating form. He bent down, picked up your purse from the sidewalk and calmly walked back towards you.

This was the first time that you were able to get a clear look at the man who’s to be your soulmate. He was tall and absolutely gorgeous. He had this very intimidating look about him but when he looked at you, you felt absolutely safe. When you were standing side by side, you found yourself having to look up at him.

He offered you your purse back and you took it gratefully.

“Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?” You asked.

“Will your name and a date do?” He asked.

“I’m sure I can manage that.” You laughed. “[Y/N].” You introduced yourself.

“Jason. That’s uh … quite a lot of dirty words you have on your arm there.” He chuckled sheepishly, eying the string of expletives inked on your arm.

“No shit.” You replied sarcastically. He let out a full booming laugh and patted your head gently.

“I think we’re going to get along just fine, doll.”

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anonymous asked:

Hey this is super random but you may know that Charlie is going on the US & Canadian tour w Shawn & now people are spreading a video of Charlie aiming his song see you again but the lyrics have been changed, idk if you saw it but I'll find it if you'd like. But this blog I follow is trying to get shawn to speak out on this & boycott his tour because of Charlie. I just wanted to know what you thought, if you saw it? The blog is thesmutofmendes or if you really don't care lol. Love our blog btw!

Okay well, I don’t like Charlie Puth to begin with so things he does/says really don’t have an effect on me because I couldn’t give a shit about him.

Second, I do know what you’re talking about and it was for The Howard Stern Show almost 2 years ago. For those of you who are not familiar with him, he’s been around FOREVER and if you think this is even close to the worst thing, then you’re sorely mistaken. Trust me, I grew up listening to him (my mom was a massive fan) and a bunch of close friends have worked for him.

I doubt Shawn is going to kick him off the tour for this and if people are boycotting then that is their prerogative. This doesn’t effect Shawn at all to be honest and I’m sorry, but he’s not going to kick someone off his tour for something that happened on fucking Howard Stern.

He’s not going to speak out and it’s not his job to do so. What Charlie sang was written for him and if anyone actually knew anything about the show, they would not be surprised, nor would they get all high and mighty offended about it. Howard Stern exists for shock value entertainment so I’m honestly confused as to why anyone is up in arms over this.

I’m sure Shawn doesn’t condone it, but for all you know in a couple of years Shawn will be on Howard Stern spilling his dirty secrets and then we’ll see his fans all drooling and excited about it. That’s the entertainment industry for you.

As for the blog that wants him to speak out, I don’t follow them, but it’s their blog and they can say whatever they want. I don’t agree with it, but it’s their opinion and I’m not going to belittle or start drama because of it.

All in all, I honestly do not give a fuck about something Charlie Puth did on Howard Stern and I 100% doubt Shawn and his team do either.

If anyone unfollows me because they don’t agree, that’s fine, but my answer shouldn’t surprise anyone.

anonymous asked:

Totally agree with your movie vs. tv Magnus Bane post. I would also love to see what you have to say about the "preferring GG's Magnus with MD Alec's" thing cause I've also noticed it & it rubs me the wrong way. I just can't quite put my finger on the exact underlying reasons why people do it. First instinct is "It's cause GG "passes" & HSJr does not", but I don't think that's the case here. My other guess is "Magnus is better as a pretty prop, don't want to face that asians are ppl" ...

Hi! Thanks! You saw my tags :) Yeah, truth be told, my blood pressure rises, whenever I see an edit / a fic or a shipping suggestion with Godfrey’s Magnus and MD’s Alec. Personally, I see it as nothing more than racism and fetishization with a weird mix of colorism.

I wouldn’t say that Godfrey’s “passing” but, for whatever unfathomable reason, some people do:

Sometimes I read that I’m not 100 per cent Chinese, because I don’t look all that Chinese

I really have no idea why. Maybe because he’s tall or something… I’ve seen a lot of people thinking similarly in regards of Gemma Chan, and saying that she is biracial (which she isn’t). And that’s another thing I’ll never understand. Racism has a lot to do with this, for sure.  

I’ve actually seen one fic writer saying that they imagine only Godfrey’s Magnus with MD’s Alec when writing “because Godfrey is hot”. Basically, the implication here is that:

  • They don’t find Harry attractive enough [you-know-why.gif]
  • Their whitefave “deserves” only the “hot” Asian.

It’s fetishization and racism all in one ugly package. Neither Harry nor Godfrey deserve this kind of crap.

Godfrey doesn’t deserve it because this kind of thing:

Isn’t a “compliment”. It’s ugly racism. 

anonymous asked:

Hi, Anne so for the wings tour, I've seen people being antsy about not getting the Army bomb on time. So I called powerhouse (which is in charge of the U.S leg of the tour and apparently (at least) Newark is gonna be selling them on the day of the concert and to watch out for updates on their fb page and/or twitter. I just saw another person who called them and got the same answer www(.)facebook(.)com/groups/1834005883503374/permalink/1886275144943114 so i'm hoping they'll sell in other stops

thank you anon!! this is great info I keep getting asks about this too! the thing about this is that bighit should just make the info already so that fans would know what to do and save money or something. I should really work for bighit hehehe. thanks again!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1834005883503374/permalink/1886275144943114

IMPORTANT US WINGS TOUR INFO!!

fucking leave me alone about the goddamn coping meme already?? i fucked up okay? i made a mistake. i assumed that it originated from the soda post because that was the first place where i saw it. i didnt do it to purposely spread misinformation, i didnt do it for notes, i didnt make up things to boost my own opinion, i just made a fucking mistake. maybe stop fucking attacking me and spamming me for it. im so tired of people constantly sending me shit about it.

anonymous asked:

What is it about the Diamond Authority that intrigues you so much?

I really like exploring the kind of Archetypal Final Boss Figure characters, because they’re very polarizing and dramatic, but, at the same time, in most black-and-white narratives, so many questions are left unanswered about them and so much goes unexplored because they’re suspended in a context where they can’t be humanized.

SU as a show has a track record of taking concepts and deconstructing them. The random monster encounter (Centipeetle and the corrupted Gems), the unholy, unnatural abomination/the “too far gone to be saved” (Cluster), the unsympathetic zealot for the enemy’s cause (Peridot), the sealed enemy whose entrapment was clearly justified because they’re just so dangerous and scary (Lapis).

So even before we saw a bit of where SU was going with the Diamonds, I was super interested to see where they would take this concept. And so far, they haven’t disappointed.

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Sunrise on Another World

For Platonic VLD Week! First prompt: Moonlight/Sunlight

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Words: 1017
Characters: Hunk and Shay
Summary: Hunk wants to show Shay everything, and after the war, he finally gets the chance.


“I just want to show you everything,” he told her. “When the war is over… There’s so much to see. You think seeing the sky is great… Wow. There’s a lot more. I want to show you everything.”

Shay smiled, her face shining like the sky she loved so dearly, and Hunk smiled back.

It was a long war. A trying war. A draining war. Hunk saw things he’d never imagined, did things he never wanted to do, and lost more than he had ever known he had. But they won, in the end. Zarkon was defeated, the Galra Empire was broken, and local peoples were starting to figure out what freedom meant. Then, and only then, did Hunk get to keep his promise.

He landed on the Balmera in the yellow lion tired and worn, but triumphant. Rejuvenated, just to step foot on the rocky crust of the homeliest place he’d found in the universe, outside his true home. Shay ran to meet him, beaming like a thousand thousand stars, and he smiled back.

She stumbled to a halt and stood facing him, staring, her face falling not to dismay, but to solemnity at the least. He tried to smile harder, to reassure her, but she reached for him. Slow at first, cautious. As if he might refuse. Hunk stood still, gave her a nod. She could do what she liked with him. Shay touched the new scar that crossed his cheek, trailing from his eye to his chin.

“Does it pain you?” she asked, so soft, so gentle. As ever, Shay was the softest person Hunk had ever known, never mind the toughness of her skin, the solidity of her spine.

He smiled and shook his head. “Not at all. It’s a…a badge of honor, Shiro says. A point of pride. But never mind that. Can you come with me? Can I show you?”

Her smile returned, slow and broad and soft, soft, soft. “Yes, please. I must needs say farewell to my family, first, but then… Yes. I want to see everything there is to see.”

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anonymous asked:

One of the complaints about SU that bothers me is the "filler episodes" where there's nothing plot heavy and it angers people who want the heavy stuff, but every single one of those episodes either has hidden lore or v important character development so it isn't really filler at all??? But they still complain?????

I KNOW

like god okay the reason i made my posts right now is bc i saw a post talking about how some filler eps were worthless and some are useful

but one of the examples they noted for a useless filler ep was storm in the room because APPARENTLY ‘steven went into the room and came out unchanged’ and im like…

are you seriously telling ME. that NOTHING important happened in that episode. like, whether or not steven was basically just talking to himself and telling himself things he already thought/felt/knew, it was still important to have him have that introspective moment to himself.

and most importantly, it was significant that we saw it!! how tf are we gonna know how steven is honestly thinking and feeling about things if we didn’t have an episode like this? it was really cool and important that we got to see that!!

like… it was just. Bad! a bad post! dropped the fucking ball dude, bad post op

the-five-stages-of-feels  asked:

Hi, I'm new here. I saw your avatar au and I loved and went through the whole tag. I just wanted to know if you stopped making that or aren't finished? Sorry, I don't mean to bother 😁

Oh no, haha, definitely not finished.

It’s basically a webcomic. It’s a log, ongoing thing, that updates one a week (usually on weekends). I’m glad you’re enjoying it!

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2.27.17 ⁂ 5:22 pm

wow guys i’m finally posting original content!! who am i and what have i done with the real jessi? who knows honestly.

but yeah i’ve been on break from school all week and i haven’t posted anything in like a month and it’s about time!! this spread has quotes from harry potter, finding neverland (the musical), legally blonde (the musical), poetry, and the motto of my favorite place on earth. so yeah i just felt like surrounding myself with things i love this week!! also i saw newsies in movie theaters last week and it did not disappoint!! there’s another screening on march 4 if you’re in the us and haven’t gotten to see it yet!

♬ stronger - finding neverland

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@nisat IT’S SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT 😭😭😭

im just so enraptured with this entire book it is GORGEOUS and i couldn’t be happier!!!! her sensory overload really hit home and i wanted to thank you for portraying it so well!! the colours throughout the whole book are exquisite and bring every page to life!!! aaaaaaa this is exceptional THANK YOU for all your time and effort into this phenomenal collection of art!!!!

also super thank you for the extra bubble wrap i love you 💖💙💖

So I’m already seeing all these posts about the “plot twist” of the Oscars and all I have to say is, do you guys not know how to praise the things you like without tearing down other things?

Yes, I’m glad Moonlight won. It deserved to win, especially now. But believe it or not, it’s actually possible to be happy about that (and surprised by the mix-up) without tearing down La La Land. I just saw a post that talked about being happy that Moonlight won over “the epitome of white mediocrity.” Seriously? La La Land was a fun, entertaining movie that doesn’t deserve to be hated just because someone messed up and accidentally gave the Oscar to the wrong movie. Why do you guys have to be so hateful all the time?

Since I saw a bunch of others putting up their @naruhinafanzine pieces I figured I should too.

I was given “Spring” for my prompt so obviously colorful flowers and plants were important. XD Finding nests with eggs that are about to hatch was something I did in the springtime when I was this age and that’s why I chose to have them doing just that. They’re also having a picnic lunch though most of that got covered up by the hanging flowers. lol I also experimented with a ton of new things on this one especially with the composition and depth of field (basically: making objects in the foreground and background blurry and out of focus).

I will not get my copy of the zine until I return home (I am traveling atm) but I’m looking forward to seeing what everyone did! Major thanks to @artistari-chan for organizing this whole project and for including me in such an incredible pool of talent. :)