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Mirror, Mirror

[Background. we are in a fire temple fighting two dumb (yet intelligent enough to speak) Flame lions, and our monk cat/bird hybrid who was a slave most of his life gets a hold of a mirror. it went as such]

Monk: Guys! why didn’t you tell me this thing has an alternate dimension me inside of it! D0NT W0RRY ILL SAVE Y0U

Warrior: Dude that’s just your reflection

Monk: Whats a reflection?

Warrior: It absorbs the light around it to make a similar image

Monk: Light? IT’S TAKING MY S0UL?!

Warrior: no it’s just-

Monk: -flies over to the monsters- Dudes look at this shit

Monster: Don’t show that to us! It’ll take our souls!!

Monk: oh fuck! -throws it to the warrior-

Rouge: -takes the mirror from the warrior and makes a reflective spot on the ground-

Monk: -being a dumb cat proceeds to try and catch the spot-

Monsters: -they do the same-

-Through this they became friends and refused to fight us. being dumb pays off in spades-

anonymous asked:

Elvis Duran said that he heard Harry's single and it will be played on radio on April 7th. So should we believe it or not? Cause I don't want to get my hopes up but fucksjaiizia

I have no idea. That’s two weeks from today, so I guess we’ll see what happens between now and then. 

Hunting fun

So, everyone is exhausted and on the run from a god-killing order of OP men. The team’s druid and sorcerer go to hunt in an attempt to find them some sustenance seeing as they just escaped being held captive under ground for three months and need something that’s actually food to consume.

With some successful tracking rolls, they find a den where something is. They work out that the druid turns into her wild shape to kill it (so she becomes a hyena) and that the sorcerer will drive the animal out by filling the den with water. 

Now, theoretically, this was a good plan. Only, the druid’s player assumed the sorcerer’s player intended to push the animal out with the hydraulic push spell. Instead, however, the sorcerer blasted the shit out of the entrance, sending the animal flying back to the far wall of the den and collapsing it into a giant muck hole of muddy water. 

DM: Because Aticus (sorcerer) just blasted the shit out of the den, it fills with water and becomes a giant muddy pit.

Druid: (ooc) Why didn’t you just push it out?!

Sorcerer: (ooc) Wait that’s a better idea. Can we do that?

DM: Too late C: 

This leads to our driud staring angrily @ at the sorcerer in her hyena form.

Sorcerer: …. Well, it’s gonna die…. Shut the fuck up and start digging. >[

Hyena-druid shoves her legs in the pit and, head shoved against the ground, paps around inside the muddy water-filled den until she finds the struggling creature and drags out a mud-soaked lynx and pointedly shakes it out @ the sorcerer like a little shit. Later on, they realized after she gutted it brutally with a crude spear, that they couldn’t make a fire or the people they were running from would see the smoke. 

The sorcerer used the ‘burning gaze’ spell to literally stare at the lynx carcass until it cooked. Our DM puts up with so much shit. 

allura: you just need to let him know how you feel!

lance: how am i supposed to do that??

allura: um…why don’t you use one of those pick-up lines you always have?

lance: this is serious, allura.

allura: well, you don’t want to come on too strongly. just give it a try.

lance: alright, fine.

[approaches keith]

lance: hey…what’s cookin good lookin? ;)

keith: uh, i think hunk is making some sort of spaghetti thing

lance:

keith:

lance: i’m in love with you

keith: what?

allura: [in background, frantically signaling to abort mission]

Shoutout to psn user blair_duthie who flashbanged me while I was wallclimbing so that I fell off the map and died 👌👌 it was literally the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me in this game

SasuSaku event in Narucole (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ 。*

GREAT, I’m busy atm and they make SasuSaku event NOW?! (O∆O) Gotta be an all nighter for playing because I draw in the morning.

My team.

The last opponents are either Sakura, Sasuke, or both.

Actually it is an event for Sakura’s birthday (March 28th). There’s a scene where Sasuke (and Team 7) congratulate her.

“Sakura, happy birthday.”

“Sasuke-kun, arigatou!”

I like Sakura’s reaction when she met Sasuke (it occured after the fighting so just let the background be lol).

“…yoo.”

“Eh…Sasuke-kun!?”

“Eeh!?”

“EEEEEEEHHH!?”

The gacha result is not too good. I got Sakura and Utakata but I wanted her (and her husbando) adult form  (。•́︿•̀。)

Can’t wait till Sasuke’s birthday. Maybe next time their princess joins too? ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

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