We are watching Heroes United
Sci has suggested that the Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United cartoon is probably a result of the writers finding a reasonably popular fic on AO3 and removing the sex scenes.
At one point Steve and Tony make a bet based on who will win their sparring match, then manage to simultaneously take each other out.
Steve: let’s call it a draw.
Sam: *as tony* blowjobs?
Sci: That was one of the sex scenes.
Sam: I feel like the theme of the whole fic was just “Blowjobs?”
I think I want to write a fic where basically every scene, regardless of content, ends with someone saying “So, blowjobs?”