Before You Follow...
This Blog Posts:
- NSFW, and several other letters.
- Untagged Gore, and other former vice presidents.
- Hardcore Pornography of fish, slugs and rotifera.
- Graphic Nudity of invisible people.
- Hate Speech against all forms of parasitic foot infections and fungus.
- Profanity and Vulgarity, including the ð-word.
- Spoilers, including clotting agents and mold.
Please Do Not Follow If:
- You are Anti-Vacs. Vacuums are just as legitimate as brooms and mops.
- You think Races aren’t real. There are many, including the Tour de France.
- You are Pro-Life. All life is evil and should be exterminated.
- You are Pro-Choice. USDA Choice is inferior to USDA Prime.
- You don’t believe in God, and furthermore that I am God.
- You are offended by offensive things that offend you.
- People who are not yet “It.”
- Yak ears and other livestock parts.
- Days in German.
- Pillows, and those tags can’t be removed except by the consumer.
- Items for sale.
Only Follow If:
- You are over 81.
- You are human, humanoid, or neither.
- You remember what this is:
- You are the 1%. Not a rich person, you must be an actual percentage.
- You support. I don’t care what but you must be load-bearing.