this is the question i want to ask you hahahaha

anonymous asked:

I know this is a dumb question but I'm going for it! Do you by any chance like/heard of Love Live? Wether it be the game (Love Live School Idol Festival), anime (Love Live School Idol project/Love Live Sunshine) or both. I just. Wanted to ask you're probably never gonna respond to this buttttttt it was worth a shot! ^^

And yes I do know of Love Live, in anime form~ hahahaha … I’m not photogenic so please don’t be mean TwT lolol

LMAO i had to take 2 semesters of spanish and my one professor would like try to talk in spanish and ask us questions about our lives and stuff and one time we were learning like family words and he was like “jill, tienes un novio?” and i was like “tengo una novia” and he was like “hahahaha you just said u have a girlfriend” and i was like “um yeah…. i have a girlfriend….” it was such a yikes for everyone involved

that time Caitriona Balfe is the nicest human ever

I need to preface this by saying: I think ECCC was a bit under-prepared and overwhelmed by how many Outlander fans were there today. The lines were INSANE. I waited, each time I met Sam and Cait, no less than 45 minutes and over an hour for the autographing. and by the time we had made it to the hotel after the panel, to attempt the first autograph session, it was already filled up. at like 12:15. the panel ended at noon so like….HARDCORE. I am not so hardcore. I left and came back hahahaha


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Miss Right (ft. BTS’ J-Hope)

Genre: Romance/Fluff/Angst/College!AU

Pairing: ReaderxHoseok, ReaderxJin

Summary: Hoseok’s ex gives him the wrong number and ends up texting you instead. With the two of you in complicated relationships, you begin to develop a strange, but working friendship. Did fate really make a mistake or will a mistake eventually turn out to be fate?

1: Missed the Number? 2: Missing Him 3: Miss Wrong?  4: Miss Stranger 5: Missed Him 6: Miss Y/N 7: Missed Us Miss 8: Miss Maker

Miss 9 Miss 10 Miss 11 Miss 12 Miss 13 Miss 14 Miss 14.5 Miss 16 Miss 17 Miss 18 Miss 19 Miss 20 Miss 21 Miss 21.5 Miss 22 Miss 23 Miss 24 Miss 25 (Tentative END) Miss 25.5 Epilogue

a/n: Hi guys! If you want to join me in my #WINGSTOURinManila adventure on Sunday, be sure to follow me on instagram @/shajibells. Just send me a quick message here to let me know that you followed me, so that I can accept your request! If you have any questions about SOPE’s recent vlive just send me an ask too. JK. See you all and I hope you enjoyed this chapter. If it wasn’t obvious enough, I really enjoyed it hahahaha

Ferid & Crowley (Track 5)
Owari no Seraph
Ferid & Crowley (Track 5)

Translation of the Ferid and Crowley part of Track 5 from the Owari no Seraph drama CD. It’s everything that I hoped for and more. *_*;;;;

Thanks to ichigohaatsu for the help on the parts that gave me trouble!! :)

Ferid: Weeell then, it’s almost time for Mika-kun to come. I’m looking forward to it. Drinking human blood directly is the most delicious.

(door opens)

Ferid: Oh, he’s here.

Crowley: Hey Ferid-kun. Long time no see.

Ferid: Eh? It’s Crowley-kun? Why the sudden visit? I didn’t call for you.

Crowley: You did. It’s because I heard that you called for me that I came all the way here.

Ferid: Heh? Is that so. Then, thanks for your hard work. And…?

Crowley: “And”? That’s why I said you called for me.

Ferid: Ah I see. I called for you. I feel like there was something I needed you for.

Crowley: Could it be…you forgot?

Ferid: No no no, I didn’t forget. I remember! It’s that! I suddenly wanted to see your face.

Crowley: That kind of thing is impossible.

Ferid: It’s possible. I wanted to see your disgusted face just as you said “That kind of thing is impossible”.

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Asking For Trouble - Kol Mikaelson X Reader

Imagine trying to seduce Kol for fun, but you find yourself in real trouble

 Words: 3223

Warnings: aggression, protective friends, flirting, possible language, mild smut


Another boring Friday night in Mystic Falls stuck at The Grill with Jeremy and Tyler, waiting for Matt to finish work so you could all hang out. Being One of the boys was so much more natural, plus with a body like yours, what guy wouldn’t want to watch you laze around all over them like you did, especially seeing as you hadn’t physically aged in the last 500 years or so. Still looking like the 19year old you were when you were murdered, seemed to have it’s advantages, and with all that time on your hands, you had all the time in the world to learn about anything and everything including getting what you wanted when you wanted even without compulsion. Leaning on the edge of the pool table you watched Tyler try to take the shot, and miss… again. But his appalling shot had left an even worse one open for you. Being 5ft7 had it’s advantages, but when it came to playing pool it was a pain in the ass. Leaning across the pool table and being careful not to touch anything other than what was required you lined up a perfect 3 ball shot and sunk it. With a groan Tyler took the cue from you and looked for a way to salvage his game and possibly his ever shrinking pride.

After ordering another round of drinks from Matt, Jeremy picked up the cue while I set the game back up. “You break Gilbert” I giggled. “See if you do a better job than the puppy over there”.

“I will bite you, Y/N/N” he growled at me.

“Oh that’s a great idea, lets give the Original family a reason to come back to town now that all of them are alive again, dumbass!” Jeremy groaned.

“Oh come on now mate! We had some great times when you were oblivious” exclaimed a british accent from behind me.

“So it’s true, you made it through to portal before the other side collapsed Kol?” Jeremy questioned.

“yeah I did mate, thanks for the concern and all, seeing as you and your miserable sister.. No wait cousin… whatever murdered me.”

“I will admit it was for no good reason, and you were right about Silas” Jeremy replied.

“well isn’t that great, you idiots had to learnt the hard way and get me killed in the process” he said as he looked around the bar. “Well, well, well who do we have here?” He exclaimed as his eyes rested on me.

“Y/N Y/L/N” I smiled.

“Pleasure darling” he drawled as he took my free hand and kissed it.

“Are you for real Mikaelson? I might be 500 years old but that doesn’t mean that old school flattery works on me” I challenged.

“Oh I like pretty little things with sharp tongues” he claimed falling into step with me as I walked around the table.

“Then how about I show you just how sharp my tongue is Mikaelson?” I bit back.

“Oh darling” he whispered over my shoulder, “I would love to know how sharp that tongue is”

“Let me make this clear, Mikaelson, you are not my type darling” I mocked.

“Whatever you say Y/N Y/L/N/” he winked as he walked past me brushing his hand against mine. As he left the boys all looked at me worriedly for a moment. Once we knew he was gone, we went back to our game of pool with a fresh round of drinks and an elephant in the room until Matt finished work. Then we headed back to Tyler’s mansion to sit up drinking and playing x-box all night.

Waking up the next morning I rolled over hearing a knock on the door. Who the bloody hell would be here at this time of the morning. As I reached the front door I peered through the glass, not able to see a silloutte. As I opened the door, I discovered an envelope on the door mat with my name elegantly handwritten on it. As I picked up the envelope I could smell a familiar intoxicating scent that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. I took one final look around to see if there was anyone else around before closing the door and heading to the kitchen. By this time the boys were also up and starting on breakfast for themselves. I walked to the fridge and pulled open the drawer looking for a blood bag to start the day, seeing as being a vampire has it’s downsides one of them being the need to use blood as sustenance.

“Who is that from?” Matt questioned, noticing the envelope on the bench.

“No idea, haven’t opened it yet. You wanna do it for me seeing as ive got my hands full?”

“Sure” he smiled. Suddenly his face dropped. “Y/N/N/, it’s from a certain Original you may have met last night…”

“Hahahahaha” Tyler screamed. “Bet you can’t talk yourself out of this stalker”.

“What does he want with Y/N/N/, Matt..?” Jeremy questioned.

“To make a better first impression. He wants a do over” Matt looked up worried about my reaction.

“Are you kidding me? Hahahaha that is brilliant! I’d heard the Mikaelson’s were a demanding bunch but requesting a do over on a first impression is needy.” I giggled.

“What are you going to do?” Jeremy asked.

“Go to visit an old friend, it seems I require to discuss this with Elijah” I replied.

“You know Elijah?” the three boys exclaimed.

“Of course!” I giggled. “I met him in the 1920’s. Great style and I’m pretty sure was hiding from Niklaus.”

“Okay…” Tyler said hesitantly. “Be careful”.

“Never Ty, I laugh in the face of danger Ha Ha Ha” I exclaimed sarcastically.

“Seriously Lion King references now?” Tyler groaned.

“Yeap!” I smiled. ‘Im going to get dressed and head off. Ill see you guys later.“ I grinned.

An hour later I was walking to the front door of what had been the abandoned Mikaelson Mansion. As I got closer I could hear heated voices inside.

"Kol! You did what!?” a familiar voice exclaimed.

“It’s not like I compelled her or anything, I just had to touch her skin and see if it was as soft as your journals said it was” he whined.

At this point I felt it necessary to knock on the door.

“Y/N/N!?” Elijah exclaimed as he opened the door.

“Lijah!” I grinned back.

“Wow, Y/N/N didn’t think you would look so different”

“Hahaha what the hair?” I giggled having recently dyed it bright purple.

“Yeahh, please come in” He smiled.

As I entered I heard a familiar british accent.

“Brother, aren’t you going to introduce me?”

“Kol you have already had the pleasure of meeting Y/N/N” Elijah growled.

“Y/N/N..? I thought you said your name was Y/N/N?” He questioned.

“It is. My friends call me Y/N/N. I picked up the nickname as a kid and its kind of stuck with me” I smiled.

“Oh.. okay… care to elaborate on how you got the nickname darling?” He purred.

“Nup” I smiled. “You have to earn that privilege Mikaelson”.  

“Oh, playing hard to get, are we? Don’t you know that it is dangerous to deny me what I want darling?” He growled.

“Oh I wasn’t playing hard to get. I’m just not interested in a pretentious little boy with a big ego and a British accent”, you giggle.

“Come now Y/N/N, we have about a century worth of catching up to do I believe? And from your hair I can tell there is a lot to tell?” He grinned walking away from Kol towards an open set of doors.

“Why I do believe you are partially correct, Lijah! But the hair was for shock value, seeing as I went back to school and all..”, I replied catching up to his brisk pace.

“You were always one for shock value, weren’t you my dear?” He smiled.

“Well, when you put it like that you make it sound like a bad thing, Lijah!” I fake whined. “Anyway, wasn’t that what got your attention in the 1920’s? Wearing a pair of shorts? God I think Beka and I even caused a car accident that day if I recall?”

“Well what did you expect sweet-art? With a set of legs like that, in full view. How else was the male population to respond. I think even you brother, couldn’t help but spit out your drink?”, came another familiar male voice.

“Nik!” I jumped up.

“I had forgotten how affectionate you are for somebody who came from London” he grinned. “And I hear you met out infamous little brother last night… how did that go down with the little Gilbert hunter?”

“About as well as you would expect, Nik. Especially when he hit on me infront of the boys… went down about as well as a fart in a space suit” I giggled back.

“And well does that go down Darling…?”, came a drawling voice from behind me.

“Well considering you had Tyler, Matt and Jer considering ways to jump you once you left.. Yeah I’d say you caused a stir, especially when you touched me..” I got up and turned to him. “Ty is a good guard dog when he wants to be.. A little over protective though, seeing as I can take care of myself” I winked at Kol as I brushed past him.

All of a sudden I felt his hand at my wrist and my body was slammed up against a wall.

“Kol!” Screamed Nik and Lijah.

“Leave it guys, I’m a big girl. I can handle a cheeky brat.” I grinned at Kol.

All of a sudden he let go of you with an evil smirk on his face.

“How do you plan on handling me, Darling?”

“Oh darling!” you mocked. “I plan on tormenting you in public so that you can’t touch me without drawing attention. So I think that you should be at the Grill at 7:30 tonight. Only if you are game though.”

And with that you walked to Elijah and Nik hugged and kissed them goodbye and promised to come back and catch up.

As you left through the front door, Elijah grabbed you quickly.

“Y/N/N, just be careful with Kol. You know his past, so just be careful how far you push him. I know you and him both like your games, but he wears his heart on his sleeve unknowingly.”

“Elijah, my dear friend, I’m not planning in pushing him too far. I just want some not so serious company, like you used to be occasionally in the 20’s.” you smiled.


At 7:00pm you walked into The Grill in a little tight black dress, my long purple hair in ringlets. As you walked up to the bar you felt Ty and Jer’s eyes on you. you sat down infront of Matt at the bar and smiled.

“Your usual gentleman tonight miss Y/N/N?” He smiled.

“Yeah please Matt and keep them coming. It’s going to be an interesting evening.”

After your third Jack Daniels and Coke, you got up realising it was just before 7:30, and you figured you should stand up before you drink yourself stupid. As you stood up you tripped over the edge of the chair and as quick as you vampire reflexes were, they weren’t going to be enough. But then suddenly you stopped falling.

“Easy there Darling. I don’t want tonight to be too easy” he winked.

“Kol!” you smiled. “You came!”

“Darling, I have to admit, you look delicious” he smiled.

“Thank you, Kol” you purr.

“Now now darling, that is a dangerous look to be giving me” he grinned. “Would you like to eat or play some pool?”

“It depends on what you were planning on eating” you wink.

“Well I’d love to eat you right about now, but let’s leave that till later.”

“Let’s play some pool and we can find something to eat later” you giggle.

You played pool for a while, and Matt supplied us more and more alcohol. Jer and Ty kept their eyes on us the whole time, watching for any move of Kol’s that they deemed threatening. After winning, every game, Kol pretended to beg for once last game. You obliged seeing as you both hadn’t quite drunk the Grill out of alcohol, yet. As you started the next game you noticed that everyone had started to leave, making the room quieter. As you leant over to take a shot that would win you the games, you felt his hand on your hip. You try to refocus on the shot and as you breathe out to slide the cue through your fingers he squeezes your hip throwing you off balance. you stand up and spin round at full speed, only to collide with Kol, who pressed himself up against your body.

“Going somewhere, Darling?” Kol smirked into your ear.

“Yeah, I’m going to freshen up and then I’m going to find something to eat. Will you join me?” you pur.

“Sounds good, Darling.  Do you need a hand in there?” He grinned.

“I’m pretty sure I can handle myself” you winked as you walked away towards the bathrooms.

As you stood in front of the mirror you realised how flushed you looked. And that he deserved some payback. You quickly took your underwear off and shoved them in your purse. As you stepped out into the bar, you looked across to where he stood at the bar his back stiffened, knowing he could smell the scent of your excitement that was practically dripping down your legs.

“Ready to go, Kol” you smiled sweetly as you touched his arm.

“Of course, Darling” he smirked slipping his arm around your waist and pulling you against him, and walking me out of the grill into the street. All of a sudden he had you pinned up against the wall fangs out and all, growling at you as if you were a threat.

“wow, you really know how to convince a girl to come home with you” you giggled, to hide your arousal from his vampire face.

“Seriously, Y/N/ you are beyond tempting!” he growled, his lips brushing your ear.

“Then take what you want, and convince me that it’s what I need, darling” you winked mockingly.

He pushed you up against the wall further, pushing you into the bricks, which were crumbling to the ground under your feet which were now dangling off the ground.

Without time for a breath his lips crashed up against mine, his hands keeping me pressed against the wall as I felt him press himself up against me. Feeling his bulge pressed on me I let slip a giggle.

“Something funny Darling?” He asked against your lips.

“Yeah just didn’t know you were so easy to control.  I’d heard you were the demanding one who couldn’t be controlled but it looks like I’ve got you wrapped around my finger” you winked as you lifted your hand in front of his face.

“Be careful what you start Y/N/N. You might not be able to finish it.” He growled as his lips moved along your jawline to your neck just under your ear. The hitch in your breath was all he needed and in a blur you both had made it to the front door of his house, your hands and lips touching his skin where you could while he attempted to get inside. In sheer frustration he turned around and pinned you up against the door.

“I’d ask you to stop for just a moment so we can get inside” he panted, his lips brushing up against your ear. His hands grabbing at my clothes, torn between waiting to get inside and wanting to finish what we had started. You quickly spun around with my back to him and kicked the doors open.
“Happy now?” you purred as his hands reached your waist and started to squeeze.
“What you didn’t want to cause a spectacle and do it on the front stairs, Y/N?” he whispered kissing along my neck.

“Nope. I want you all to myself Master Kol” you mock.

Well, then I guess you shall have what you want" he smirked and without warning picked you up and appeared at the door of what you could only assume was his room.

Within moments his hands were back on your body and his lips on your skin. You weren’t going to fight him anymore. You wanted it just as bad as he did. But all of a sudden he stopped and looked at youe.

“What’s wrong, Kol?” you questioned worriedly.

“I’m just deciding what would be the best way to torture you as pay back for your behaviour in the bar” he smirked.

And without a moments warning you found myself pinned down on his bed, his hands roaming your body but never touching the exact spots you are craving.

His hands traveled down your body to your legs, then as they traveled back up his lips made contact with the bare skin of your legs. As he worked his way up your body his hands slid up underneath the skirt of your dress. His fingers brushed along the wet lips between your legs making you moan out in pleasure.

“Oh, is that what you want? You want me to touch you there?” he growled as his fingers brushed over them again. Your uncontrollable moan was enough to encourage him to start kissing your upper thighs as he moved the tight material to reveal your bare core. His lips almost touching your core, but his hot breath was enough to nearly send you over the end. Then he moved his way back up your body, placing kisses from your hips over your stomach between your breasts and up along your neck where his hands cupped your face. His lips gently brushed yours and then you felt his hands tighten on your face. Suddenly, you felt the short sharp crack of your neck snap.


As you woke you felt the ache in your neck, you were going to kill him for that nasty little trick. As you went to move your hands to your neck you realised you couldn’t. In your unconscious state he had tied you to the bed and placed your underwear back on you, so you were wearing nothing but bra and panties.

“You’re awake Darling” he smirked from the doorway.

“Are you freaking kidding me Kol!?” You yell at him.

“Nope. This is for that nice little trick you pulled at the bar. It’s going to be a very long night for you darling. But feel free to scream, nobody else is home”

And with that he was beside the bed beginning to slowly caress your bare skin, with occasional kisses. His touch being so torturously slow you whined as he avoided the parts of you that were craving him.

“Oh my Darling, this is only the beginning, we have all night. You will be sorry for torturing me. It’s going to be a long night.” He smirked as he climbed on top of you.

It was definitely going to be one hell of a long night…

Evak Drabble-- Texts between Boyfriends

Isak: I just realized something. You seduced me!

Even: I did what?

Isak: From the very first moment you saw me, you put a plan in motion to seduce me

Even: ????

Isak: Don’t even lie. You joined to Koseegruppe just to meet me- you stonewalled Emma from being partners with me because you wanted to be.

I bet you never even left your ID at home that day I asked you to buy beer!!!!

Even: :D

It was in my back pocket the whole time.

Isak: I KNEW IT.


Even: hahahaha can you blame me though? You were completely oblivious to the looks I kept sending you since the first day! I had to be pro-active

Isak: How did you know it would work?

Even: I didn’t

honestly, I didn’t even know if you were going to be into it.

Isak: Into guys?

Even: I meant into me, but yeah that was a question mark as well

I thought- especially after the first time we went to my house and smoked that you might be into me, but I wasn’t sure

Isak: I was gone for you

Even: <3

Isak: <3

wait then what the fuck was kissing Sonja about that day?!?

Even: It was a peck!


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Even: <3 <3 <3

Isak: ……. <3

REQUEST EXO REACTION when you’re tired and you talk in your mother language


As you keep mumbling in your mother language he’d grow too curious and would really want to know what you’re talking about. Where is that goddamn translator app when you need it..


He’d just watch you with a loving look as you keep talking. Admiring the way your mouth forms such beautiful sounding words he never heard of. Later on he wouldn’t miss the chance to ask you if you could teach him some of them.


Because you were too tired you didn’t realized you switched languages and as you ask him a question and look at him expectingly he would just laugh very akward and very loud. “HAHAHAHA yeah no, I have no idea what you just said, babe.”


D.O would slightly grin but not saying a word because firstly he thinks it’s way too cute that you don’t realize your mistake and secondly he likes the sound of your mother language.


He’d be so confused but wouldn’t want to show it so he covers it up with his dorky self:“Yah! You know you’re not the only bi-lingual genius here, right?“


Since he’s very good with languages he wouldn’t mind you talking in your mother tongue. Actually he would rather enjoy it, probably encouraging you even to talk more. “You now (y/n) that sounds pretty sick.”


I think he’d find it pretty appealing when he hears you talking. You look so careless and free because you don’t have to translate everything so he’d watch you in awe.


Because of your tiredness you would constantly switch languages every few seconds, even inbetween sentences. Not being able to understand the full content he would start to laugh as he only heard some familiar words which made no sense. Aish what is this girl talking abot? Potato .. hairy .. dolphin?


Trying to troll you, he’d start a conversation with you as he talks gibberish. But as he sees that you failed to realize it he can’t help but burst into laughter.


Oh dear god. Should I interrupt her? But she looks so cute. On the other hand she could tell me how much she loves me right now and I wouldn’t understand that. Aah, decisions decisions..


You were just telling him a pretty exciting story but because you got more and more tired and lazy you simply switched to your mother tongue. Tao’s reaction was rather frustated as he was very eager to hear the end of it. “Oh come one (y/n)! Are you being serious?”


Xiumin would swing infront of you, trying to catch your attention somehow again as you are babbling in your mother language again. “Babe, are you there? I’d really love to know how your shoe landed on the street but for that you need to speak korean, pretty please?”

anonymous asked:

I've been curious about this for a long time, so here it goes: how would each of the zodiac signs answer the question 'where do babies come from?' Like what would their reactions be or would the avoid the question or what? Thanks for answering! C: Have a great day or night or week!

(Ahhhh, this is so cute!!)

  • Aries; “Uhhh…well uh, you know, uh…babies!! We all came from there. Yup. Babies. In a belly. We come from bellies. Also parents.”
  • Taurus; “Well! You know. I’ll tell you when you get older. How about that.”
  • Gemini; “So, check this. You ever heard about the birds and the bees? Well it’s them. They do it. The bees build the babies out of their beeswax, and then the birds deliver them all over the world. Crazy right? But that’s why people call babies sweet, they got honey in them. Tell your friends.”
  • Cancer; “Oh! Uhm, well! When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…or, well…when two people are in love and want a baby, they do a special kiss, then 9 months later…poof! A little bundle of joy!”
  • Leo; “Hahahaha, a couple candles and a nice bottle of wine!”
  • Virgo; “Whoo boy, I knew this was coming…I’m ready for this. I have a book. But uh…it’s kinda graphic. So…hm. Ok, from the top.”
  • Libra; “I uh….think that’s a question for you mom. Have you asked your mom? You should ask your mom. She might not want me saying.”
  • Scorpio; “Heh heh heh…well, it all goes down on a dark moonlit night…”
  • Sagittarius; “So like…boys and girls have different parts, you know? And those parts just happen to fit together. Like legos. And sometimes when you put those parts together, it builds a baby!”
  • Capricorn; “Legend tells of an all powerful stork, the messenger of children. When someone wants a child they must make an offering or send a prayer to the stork, who then delivers them a child. You were $19.99 plus shipping.”
  • Aquarius; “Well, it used to be when a male sperm cell and a female egg cell were introduced during intercourse…but now science has made it so it doesn’t even have to happen in person! And also so that there doesn’t even have to be a male sperm cell! Go figure right? Don’t worry, pretty sure you weren’t grown in a lab, but the old fashioned way. What do you mean ‘what’s intercourse’?”
  • Pisces; “Ahh wow, well…there are all kinda of ways now! In a perfect world, all babies would come out of the love born from their parents. Ahhh, if only it were that simple…”
James and Oliver Phelps' Panel at SLCC (9/24/15)
  • Oliver wishes the swamp scene would have been in the movie 
  • James said they only ever switched parts once during rehearsal and they never switched for actual filming because they never wanted to be the reason for anyone to have to work overtime for reshoots 
  • When asked to pick between Marvel and DC they couldn’t pick
  • Oliver did ALL the talking hahahaha. At one point James pretended to storm off stage because Oliver kept taking the questions.
  • “What do you think of Voldemort?”
  • Oliver: “He’s alright isn’t he, Voldemort? I think he’s very misunderstood.” James: “He’s the most evil character in all of fiction.”
  • If you could pull one item from the magical world what would it be? James would want a portkey because car journeys suck and plane journeys suck
  • Oliver would have a time turner (so you could know every sporting outcome and “collect the winnings” hahaha) 
  • James watched a university quidditch match but he hasn’t played.
  • for Pottermore’s sorting, Oliver said he manipulated his result to be in Gryffindor (because he already has the costume)
  • James said he hasn’t taken Pottermore’s quiz but he was sorted into Hufflepuff once 
  • When asked what spell they’d want to use in real life, Oliver would use Levicorpus? But for TV remotes
  • James would use Lumos
  • They loved the weird sisters scene that ended up cut from the movie.
  • Who is the good twin and evil twin?
  • James thinks he’s the good twin. Oliver didn’t disagree.
  • James’ favorite book is Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Oliver: “Every three weeks we had our hair dyed. And we drank a lot of carrot juice.”
  • James: “but the worst part was the eyebrow dye.”
  • apparently one time an intern over bleached Oliver’s eyebrows and they had to pencil them in for like four weeks of shooting omg
  • Oliver said his favorite character from the books is Peeves. From the films is Kreacher “Because he reminds me of James.”
  • Other than Voldemort they hated Umbridge the most.
  • If you could have saved any character that died who would it have been?
  • James: “I can think of one!”
  • Oliver: “I’d say Hedwig.”
  • on set butterbeer was actually orange juice with whipped cream? So not very good.
  • SO APPARENTLY the studio where they were doing shoots was the same studio they were shooting Dark Knight at and there was a driving range and apparently they discovered they could hit Wayne Manor with their golfballs and did so frequenly
  • a girl stood up and said, “My brother loves you two so much he named his hamsters Fred and George. Fred just died.”
  • their favorite Maggie Smith moment was watching her dance with Rupert. A lot of that scene was ad libbed 
  • dream roles -James: “I used to really love the cartoon Doug. I’d love to play Skeeter in a live action version of Doug.”
  • -Oliver: "I’d love to be in a western. Some big shoutout thing. Wear a hat.”

anonymous asked:

How can you support Chris brown when he's an abuser

You want to know why I support Chris Brown? I’ll give it to you.

I’ve loved Chris since I was 9. I never liked music before but whenever I heard his song playing, I was hooked. I was thinking “music is good?” My family continuously listened to pop and rock. Things like Britney Spears and Godsmack. That wasn’t my thing. I didn’t have a thing. But after hearing that one song, Chris Brown was my thing. I even remember my sister being so proud because I started listening to music.

Yes. Chris has made mistakes. Haven’t you? If you’ve never made a mistake, props to you. But considering we are all human beings and we have all messed something up in our lives, I’m going to assume you’ve made some type of mistake in yours. Wether or not you want to dwell and relive that mistake over and over and over again is up to you. Chris doesn’t want to do that. But you, and many other people just like you, LOVE to throw it in his face and that forces him to be constantly surrounded by negativity. Imagine if you were in his shoes. Let’s say you fucked up. Big time. Would you want the whole world to bring you down about it, even six years later? I don’t think you would. So why do it to him? You’re not any better then him. You’re not any worse. We are all in this world together. So why does it always have to be negative? He’s proving himself.

Violence is inexcusable. Chris fucked up. I know that. He knows that. But over the six years after that incident, he has been proving himself. Proving that he is growing. Proving that his mistakes don’t define him. Obviously, he is still going to fuck up along the road. He’s done that. Sooo many times. But behind all the mistakes and lessons learned, he is a real dude. He’s just a man trying to live his life to the fullest. Nobody should take that privilege from him. He has a daughter now, and that alone has changed him immensely. For the better. Given the situation, Royalty is a blessing in disguise.

Instead of hating on him, don’t pay attention to him. If it angers you that he is successful, ignore him. Please. I support Chris because he’s REAL. He has REAL talent. He has a REAL heart. He’s overall, a legend. If you can’t, or don’t want to see that, okay. Don’t. But don’t come to my blog, asking me why I support him. I support greatness. I support Alexis. She’s great. She too, has made mistakes. She’s also recognized them, and she’s grown from it.  

Chris is still learning… In this world, we are all still learning.. How to be great. How to be better. Let him learn. Let him be great. I don’t want to force you to like him, or listen to his music. But all i ask of you is to stop. Stop bringing him down. You saying he is an “abuser” is abusing him verbally.

Watch this, please.

When They Discover Tumblr [Jeongguk]
  • Jeongguk: /scrolls/ Pictures, audio, quotes, video, blah blah blah
  • Jeongguk: cool! transformers!
  • Jeongguk: do i post pictures like this?
  • Jeongguk: hahahaha i like this picture~~~ /posts it/
  • Jeongguk: Reblog?
  • Jeongguk: /reblogs pictures of gdragon/
  • Jeongguk: gdragon sunbaenim!
  • Jeongguk: where's logout? /finds button and log out/
  • Jeongguk: /makes an account/
  • Jeongguk: /trying to come up with a good name/
  • You: /comes in to ask a question/ hey do you want-
  • Jeongguk: what's a good username?
  • You: uhhh for what?
  • Jeongguk: For Tumblr
  • You: You're making a Tumblr
  • Jeongguk: Yeah
  • You: But you're too innocent for that
  • Jeongguk: or am i???
  • You: ...
  • Jeongguk: Oh! /snaps fingers/ /types/ not-so-innocent-cookie!
  • You: anyway? Do you wa-
  • Jeongguk: give me a password!
  • You: /leaves/
  • Jeongguk: i like chocochip what about you ja-! /notices you left/ wait come back i need help~~~
the signs playing with a ouija board
  • aries: "why are we doing this in a spooky house the least we could've done is done it in our bedroom or something". tries to summon their dead pet
  • taurus: sits back and watches with popcorn
  • gemini: despite being outwardly opposed to it, decides to summon really evil demons anyway and asks intimate questions
  • leo: "guys take this SERIOUSLY omg". actually tries to learn about the entity
  • virgo: "nOPE NOPE NOPE"
  • libra: "the entity wants us to make out hahahaha oh well what can we do?"
  • scorpio: tries to summon a shit ton of demons. "hey I know ur from hell but I have something even hotter ;)"
  • sagittarius: moves the planchette purposefully and makes dick jokes the whole time. when it's silent they will jump at someone and freak them out
  • capricorn: punches sag in the face when they try to freak them out. eyes are laser focused on the board
  • aquarius: is too scared to mess with it and records the results instead. ends up drawing all over the paper
  • pisces: the one that gets possessed
(FULL COMPILATION) (TRANS) Yixing Go Fighting Live Chat 150712

Q: Lay-Lay, what are your thoughts on those who anti you and those who support you? Would you feel very negative because of the people who don’t like you? Hope that Lay-Lay will become more manly~ forever supporting you~ Lay-Lay fighting! Anticipating EXO’s new works! Fighting!

A: Thank you for your concern, actually I’m very willing to listen to everyone’s opinions, and most importantly, there is still a lot of space for me to grow, so I won’t feel negatively~ Fighting

Q: Can you really use your tongue to tell if jade is authentic? Did your underwear on last week’s episode really explode into ashes?

A: Eh, don’t say anymore, it might really be possible~

Q: Lay, when will <Go Fighting> come to Nanjing for recording? During recording, you must take care of your waist, don’t get hurt 

A: You must ask the production crew this question, I myself really want to go~

Q: Will you bring the other EXO members to take part in <Go Fighting>? If you can, please bring them onto the show :) being guests for one day is also fine

A: Before I participated in the recording, I’d already wished that I can appear on the show with my brothers haha, please anticipate

Q: When Little Pride is ‘bullied’ by geges on the show, were you really angry?

A: Not angry anymore, I must grow up faster, and bully them

Q: What do you think of your inaccurate Mandarin? (t/n: Mandarin spoken with the accent of another dialect)

A: It’s become a style, the burden of promoting the Hunan dialect, leave it to me~

Q: CEO Zhang! My dad and mom have become your fans! What do you think of this? You who are brimming with youth, reply me once!

A: Thank you for your whole family’s attention, I will also continue to work hard, and display a different appearance, please ask after your parents on my behalf

Q: Yixing-gege said last time that Xiaozhu-gege (t/n: Show Luo) is your idol, now that you can record a show together and become good brothers you must be very happy! Hope that in the future I can see you guys work together in the singing and dancing aspect, fighting

A: Xiaozhu-ge, is a very loyal person, and takes care of me very well. If there’s a chance, hope that I can receive the help of Xiaozhu-ge in music and dancing. Xiaozhu-ge’s self-composed songs are very good too, I anticipate working together

Q: Adorkable Dan Dan and Overbearing CEO Zhang, which of these two nicknames do you prefer? I’ll start trending it now~ please choose me

A: I like: Overbearing Dan Dan

Q: Do you have plans to accept new movie roles recently? What roles do you want to try?

A: There is a new role I want to try recent, that is~~~~~~~~~~~T-Rex~!

Q: Did you ask Teacher Huang Lei to teach you how to cook? Will you make stir-fried pork with chilli on the show hahaha

A: What I can learn from Teacher Huang Lei is not limited to cooking, I want to take him as my teacher, and learn the skill of logic first

Q: Xing-ge what do you think of the fact that you are so handsome, when you look in the mirror are you afraid that the mirror will be broken by your good looks

A: If you guys like it it’s good, I’ll be happy. For a specific judgment on looks you can ask Honglei-ge. Eh, your Weibo-ID, why do I not know about this (t/n: the Weibo-ID of the fan who asked the question is “Zhang Yixing’s Overseas Girlfriend”)

Q: I’ve never seen this little gege make so many Weibo posts in my life, I am just passing by, just passing by, please choose me

A: I learnt an internet slang recently that I can finally use: If you live long enough you can see it all

Q: Xing-ge, since there are so many people, you might not reply me, but I still want to post this, I know your waist is not too good, so you must take care. One small greeting isn’t much, but if your waist isn’t injured, I will be very happy.

A: Thank you for caring so much about me, I will take care of my own body, you guys must take care of your own bodies as well okay, we will grow together!

Q: Doing a Weibo Live Chat during dinner time, are you hungry? Have you decided what you will have for dinner?

A: Of course I’m hungry, and I have decided, that is, Mutton Hotpot, haha

Q: Boss, everytime you go to recording, we always say boss is toiling hard, but actually we are covering up the joy in our hearts, of being able to make fun (of you) while uploading emoticons~ hahahahaha (doge) anyway you can’t see this, we will delete this at around 7.20pm (t/n: this question was sent in by Zhang Yixing’s Personal Studio)

A: It was useless, although I did not see it on the Live Chat page, I saw it on my homepage

Q: Have sent in dozens of questions already, I know that the chances of getting a reply is slim, but I still want to ask, take good care of yourself, record the show well, we will always be by your side <3

A: Persistence is victory, whether you are chosen or not, this is fate, tonight remember to watch Dong Fang TV <Go Fighting>

translated by elaysium | elaysiums for layixingworld. please take out with credit

Jack Gilinsky Imagine - I Guess I Should Say Thanks? (part 2)


“Goodbye Jack.”

“You could at least say thank you.” He calls after you.

“Why would I thank you?”

“First of all, I paid for your tea,” He says, slipping the change back into your hand, “Secondly; I saved your ass back there. We all know what would have happened if I didn’t step in.”

“Is that all you want? A thank you?”

“For now, yes.”

“Well then, I guess I should say thanks. Thanks for saving my ass back there, now, goodbye."I exit the cafe, the door ringing with my exit. I open up my hand to find a tiny slip of paper mixed in with the coins. ‘XXX-XXX-XXXX, you can’t get rid of me that easily.’

I probably should have been more thankful towards Jack, but there was something about him that irked me. I don’t even know why but he just bothered me! He didn’t seem like the cocky ass you would expect him to be, he was fairly pleasant to be around. It seems that my hatred for him would forever by a mystery.

I find myself fiddling with the slip of paper, tracing over it with my thumb. Should I call him? I immediately shake my head at the thought. What am I supposed to say? I mean, I saw him around twenty minutes ago and I made sure to express my disdain for him so it would seem rather odd to call him now. Maybe in the morning, I’ll call him in the morning. With that, I shuffle up the stairs and prepare for bed.


I paced nervously, the paper in one hand and my phone in the other, debating whether I should actually call him and if I do, what I would say. I dialed the number and almost hit call before I chickened out and ended it. "Ugh!” I scream out, letting myself fall onto the cool, leather couch. “Why I am getting so worked up over this?”

I sit up straight and stare at my phone. I shake my head nervously as I dial the number, hitting the call button and pressing the phone to my ear. Each time it rings I feel my heart skip a beat.

“Hello?” A husky voice croaked through the speakers.

“Hi?” I replied, sounding more like a question than a regular ‘Hi’.

“Who am I speaking too?”

“Oh it’s Y/N, you know, from last night.” I whisper, my voice dropping a few octaves lower with each word.

“Why’d you call?”

“I guess I wanted to properly thank you.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes, it is. Now don’t make this any harder than it has to be.”

“Okay, okay. Continue.”

“Thank you Jack, for helping me out, I acted out of line at the end of the night and made myself seem like a total bitch. Please accept my apology and my sincerest gratitude." (does this even make sense?)

"Apology? I was never angry with you?”

“Shut up and accept it.”

“I accept your apology, happy?” He sighs.


Neither one of us says anything for a few minutes, making me feel awkward. 



“You wanna come over?”

“Excuse me.”

“Now you’re the one complicating things.” He says and I can practically hear his frown through the phone. “I said, do you want to come over? For dinner or something.”


“What do you mean why? I just asked you to come to my house is it that hard to understand?” He snaps.

“Calm your tits man. I’m just wondering why you would want me to come over?”

“To talk.”

“Hmm really?”

“Seriously you complain about me being too complicated. A simple yes or no would be fine.”

“You know what, why not. When and where?”

“Tonight at my place.”

“Am I supposed to know where that is?”

“I was going to tell you before you interrupted me!”

“Okay, okay. I’m sorry. You were saying?”

“1248 Birchwood Avenue at around 6?”

“I’ll be there. Bye now.”

“Goodbye, Y/N.”

His line clicks and I do the same, throwing my phone somewhere on the couch. “What would my mom say if she knew I was going to some random guys house for dinner?” I mumble, chuckling to myself. “Oh well, what’s done is done.”


I take my time getting ready for the evening. I take a long shower before I stand in front of my closet with the most stereotypical dilemma of teen girls everywhere, what to wear. I sift through my clothes, looking for something casual but not too casual if that makes any sense. I eventually settle on a pair of black high waisted jeans and a simple ballerina style crop top. After I finish getting ready I make the short yet nerve wracking trek to Jack’s home.

I pull up in front of a quaint yet nice home about halfway downtown. The kitchen light was on and I could make out Jack’s silhouette moving around the tiny room. I inhale deeply before I step out of my car, walking up his doorstep. 

I knock on the door, my knuckles barely grazing the wooden surface. The door immediately swings open, revealing a slightly flushed Jack.

“Nice apron.” I joke, glancing down at the light blue apron tightly wrapped around his waist.

“Oh, shut up.”

“Why thank you I would love to come in!” I mock, placing my hands on my chest dramatically.


“I try to be.” I say, flipping my hair over my shoulder.

“Come in.” He sighs, moving aside and gesturing for me to enter.

His house looked nothing like you would think. It was clean and organized. He had several paintings mounted up on the walls and a Persian rug rolling down the hallway. The walls were a light beige colour and he had little shelves strewn randomly on the walls; the shelves were covered in photographs of family and friends. His house had a classic feel to it and I rather liked it.

The kitchen was rather small but it still gave you room to move. Something was in the oven while he was in the process of chopping up some vegetables on the counter top. “Do you need any help?” I suggest, glancing around the kitchen.

“You could set the table if you don’t mind.”

“No problem. Where is everything?”

“Plates are in the upper cabinet, cutlery is in the bottom drawer and you can find napkins above the microwave. We’ll be eating in the dining room, it’s right across from here.” I nod.

I manage to find everything I need to set the table and by the time I am finished the oven timer goes off. “Take a seat! I’ll be right over.” He calls out to me and I oblige, making myself comfortable in one of the chairs. “Oh and what would you like to drink?”

“Waters fine.” I call back.

He places a tray of lasagna in front of me and I almost drool at the sight. I didn’t eat anything all day and the smell of the pasta was making me salivate. He hands me a plate and I politely wait for him to take a seat before I begin to eat. “Did you make this?”

“100% from scratch.” He smiles proudly.

“Wow.” I mumble.

“What? You didn’t think I could cook?” He teases.

“Well to be fair, you don’t look like the type of guy who would be an expert in the kitchen.”

“Didn’t your parents ever teach you not to judge a book by it’s cover?”

“Maybe. But let’s face it, if I did judge you based on your looks I probably would not be here.”

“And why is that?”

“Because when I first saw you, I was 90% sure you were a cocky asshole who fucks a different girl every night but hey, so far I was 50% wrong.”

“Why only 50%?”

“How am I supposed to know how many girls you’ve fucked.” I state blankly.

“I was just wondering and just to let you know, I don’t fuck a different girl every night. I’m not that big of an STD fan.”

“Good to know.”

“And why is that?”

“You should stop asking questions and eat your food.” I reply.

He holds up his hands in defense.“Fine, fine. I’ll stop,” He raises his glass. “Bon Appetite." 

hahahaha this was awful okay and if you want part 3 message mepreferably with 100+notes


Good morning all you fantastic MF’ers!

It’s too nice of a day in Indiana (surprise, surprise) to be staying in and answering questions SO I’ll do my best to address a few things that have become repetitive in my inbox.

  1. Yes people, if I have not made it evident enough, Dylan O’Brien is my dream man.  I started watching Teen Wolf since the beginning so I am a very dedicated “Wolf Watcher” as well.  Anyway, if Dylan ends up tying the fucking knot with Britt Robertson AND NOT ME, my heart is going to shatter into a gazillion, bajillion, zazillion pieces and so on.  I do have my runner ups though: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Shia Labeouf, and Logan Lerman—JUST IN CASE.
  2. I have such an eclectic taste when it comes to music.  I listen to almost every genre there is.  It just depends on my mood I suppose.  If you’re open to listening to different things (and you’re already not an EDM fan) listen to my good friends Paper Diamond and LOUDPVCK.  They are both djs that are known for more of their ‘trap’ music.  If you’re wanting to listen to something chill and funky, listen to STS9 or The String Cheese Incident or Umphrey’s McGee.  And of course, if you want to get super thug like myself, listen to A$AP and Trinidad and Tyga and what not.
  3. A pescatarian is basically a vegetarian who eats fish.  I’ve been a pescatarian for almost a year now and I love it. 
  4. I work at a restaurant right now but I’m hoping to get behind-the-scene production jobs when I move out to LA.  I eventually want to be in front of the camera, interviewing stars on the red carpet…and maybe one day, I’ll be the next Chelsea Handler.
  5. I have lost about ten pounds since February.  I was about 123 lbs on the show and now I weigh around 113.  I really do not have a fitness regime for you.  I’m not very healthy either.  I eat a lot and I’ve been drinking a lot of beer lately too (shame on me) AND WHEN I SMOKE I GET THE WORSE, MOST UNCONTROLABLE MUNCHIES IN THE WORLD.  I will literally eat until it hurts and then push myself to eat more, hahahaha.  I do go to the gym almost every day—and if it is not every day, it as at least 4 to 5 times a week.  I do cardio and I lift to tone.  Boom.  There’s my secret.
  6. Oh and I’m 5'4"

Lastly I want to tackle (both literally and physically) the questions about Chris and me.  STOP ASKING IF WE ARE TOGETHER YOU FREAKING CRAZY, LAZY, PEOPLE.  I know my blog is cluttered BUT LEARN TO FUCKING READ.  My biggest pet peeve is having to repeat myself for no reason.  Do not make me do it.

Also, please stop asking questions about Chris in general.  This is my life and my blog—not the Chris and Shanley blog.  All you dedicated Chranley fans, I hate to say it, but LEAVE my blog if that’s all you’re here for.  You will no longer be hearing anything about my relationship or friendship with Chris.

And to put all your fucking minds to rest, at least for the time being:

NO. I am not getting back with Chris anytime in the near future or maybe even EVER.  I am very, very happy with my life right now and how things are going and I hope that he is too.

With all of that being said, I also get a lot of questions asking for advice.  I am going to be creating my YouTube channel in the next couple of weeks, which will be dedicated to giving advice to you all…and I’ll be giving you the opportunity to send in the subjects that you would like me to talk about!  I’m very excited to finally start working on the channel.  Great things are to come.

In the meant time, check out Blake Grigsby on YouTube and subscribe to his channel.  (WE GONNNNNA BE MAKIN’ SUM MERRRJERRRC TOGETHER, HINT HINT).

<3 Much love.