(Our ranger, an introverted teenage girl without much in the way of social skills, becomes fairly tipsy drinking from their new Alchemy Jug full of booze, thanks to the encouragement of her warlock and paladin friends. She decides to go make conversation with a rather handsome dusky human NPC at the bar, to the surprise of the others.)
DM: You head over to this human. The human has a drink and is nursing it.
Ranger: I bring over my my jug. Sit down, try to act casual.
Warlock: (ooc) “Hey man, you look like you like the woods. I like the woods, too.”
Ranger: (cackling) That is *exactly* what I say. That is literally exactly what I say.
Ranger: And, as I’m saying it, I don’t care how full his drink was, I pour more from the jug.
NPC: I do like the woods.
Ranger: Woods are good! [And I clink the glasses.]
NPC: And who might you be?
Ranger: I be Ciarà. What’s your name?
NPC: I “be” Alar.
Ranger. Alar. And where you be from?
NPC: Here and there.
Ranger: Funny! I went there once. It was quite interesting.
NPC: It is indeed.
Ranger: Mm! And here and there is even better than there and far. And then there’s here and there and everywhere and I have yet to see all of that but I hear parts of it are quite lovely.
DM/NPC: (ic/ooc) I’m impressed you managed to say all of that.
Ranger: (ic/ooc) Me too!