this is the picture i've been waiting for

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The first day of rehearsal, I was intimidated, because I’m a big SNL fan. It was like, Holy crap, I’m working with Andy Samberg. He turned out to be really nice, so then I thought, Oh, this is awesome. Now he’s my friend. He’s a nonstop idea machine; Andy’s brain is constantly going. I’d expected this zany, crazy, energetic type of guy, but he’s actually very laid-back and sweet.

There’s a certain sweetness and squareness to the way she plays comedy, and I mean that in the best possible way. There’s something very genuine about Melissa.

andy samberg and melissa fumero | good housekeeping magazine (january 2014)

okay but imagine someone sees neil and andrew being a couple in public and is just. shocked. bc neil josten and andrew minyard hate each other?? everyone knows that?? the josten/minyard rivalry is stuff of exy legend?? so anyway pictures get posted online and everyone is so. confused. until someone goes “wait andrew has a twin” 

next thing you know, neil josten’s sordid affair with aaron minyard, his worst enemy’s brother, who’s married, is a headline across every tabloid, website, and social media account that even sort of cares about exy. which, as it turns out, is a lot of them.

aaron is horrified, nicky and katelyn are having a fucking field day, and andrew and neil are little shits who are entirely unhelpful in clearing the whole thing up.

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In that moment, everything stops.

Chapter 16 of Home.

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“Happy Birthday Daddy..”

@simmingeternal

  • <p> <b>Viktor:</b> Yurio! I think Yuuri is cheating on me again *sobs*<p/><b>Yurio:</b> *sigh* Why now?<p/><b>Viktor:</b> I saw him staring at his phone yesterday and whispering "you sweet temptress, I can't wait to have you again." HE HAS TO BE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE!<p/><b>Yurio:</b> Or he's staring at the picture of cheesecake he keeps as his lock screen.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Really?<p/><b>Yurio:</b> I've seen him tear up while looking at donuts, I'm 99% sure he's talking about food.<p/></p>
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August 8th, 2017

A photo set featuring my mini Daiso haul + flowers that I received on the last day of school and never took care of, and a cafe in France :) 


I probably would have never bought anything from Daiso had Big Bang’s FXXK IT not been playing in the store……. It put me in a very “screw it I deserve cute stationery” mood LOL.  

+ I’ve been waiting for two months to incorporate my (dead) flowers into a picture. (poor things didn’t last a week with me I feel so bad for them sdfsfd)

My sophomore year starts tomorrow and I’m pretty anxious, honestly. Pray for ya girl ( ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ д ᵒ̴̶̷᷅ )

♪ *ꈍ﹃ꈍ) ;  Sparkle by Radwimps - I’m very nervous for the coming year, but this song puts me at peace, plus it’s very beautiful (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥) (10/10 would suggest you watch the movie Your Name)

anonymous asked:

I've been thinking about Kakashi's face on the Hokage Monument & how in like 2 generations... literally nobody will have seen him irl & I can just image historians like: wait, so there isn't a picture of him ANYWHERE without his mask??How can we not know what most of his face looked like??He's one of our most famous hokages!! So they'd exhume his body to try & use SCIENCE! to reconstruct his face but inside his coffin is just a note: nice try, but I was cremated. Trolling from beyond the grave.

The most Kakashi thing I have ever heard. 

I’m legit crying. They are so freaking happy here. Look how fondly JK places his face in Jimin’s hair, look at their all black outfits, turtlenecks and stuff. And I’m pretty sure they know we all know and love us just like we love them so they fed us with this picture. 
(Why are they both wearing those turtlenecks tho?..love bites? Don’t mind me, just asking…)

I also fell down the PIpabeth hole

  • Hermes: ×To Dionysus× You made a tribute play to yourself? thats like jacking it to a picture of yourself
  • Apollo: Which I've done but still Dio thats pretty fucking wierd
  • Dionysus: But guys the play is going great! the crew and I practice every tuesday night
  • Hermes: ...wait a minute...Tuesday night?
  • Hephaestus: Thats impossible you have astronaut class on tuesday night
  • Dionysus: ...Weeeeellll....
  • Hephaestus: ASTRONAUT CLASS IS A LIE!? IVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT NOW I LOOK LIKE FOOL