this is the opening of all openings

So am I seriously to believe that Hecate, who is probably the most careful and well-prepared witch on the entire continent, didn’t have the foresight put a tracer on that oh-so important magic founding stone, and that its magic - if it is so powerful to provide the entire school with magical energy for how long? centuries?, as everyone claims, can’t be located with a simple spell? 

And that they just… left it lying there, out in the open, without any protective spells surrounding it, even though the fate of the entire school supposedly depends on it is just… I don’t know… baffling to me? That’s quite a plothole there, if you ask me, guys.

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict….

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.

This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic  Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC
to assist the overwhelmed Jedi….

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor….

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s
ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore
freedom to the galaxy…..

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed,
Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth.

The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space….

Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy…

Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi,
has been destroyed.

With the support of the REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.

Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke’s whereabouts….

The FIRST ORDER reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys the merciless legions to seize military control of the galaxy.

Only General Leia Organa’s band of RESISTANCE fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight.

But the Resistance has been exposed. As the First Order speeds toward the rebel base, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape….

anonymous asked:

Imagine a swarm of Snowballs just picking Mei up and leaving with her. No specific location. They just steal her in the middle of a battle and fuck off maybe to a nice café or something.

          this is such a surreal ask to wake up to and i love it .  YES .

Serena adjusted the red matte colour on her lips, fingers plumping up her loose curls as she glanced into the rearview mirror of her car. She had been pouting since her father skyped to lecture her about the dangers of city life. But Serena was dreaming of NYU and UCLA. She was so caught up in her fantasy that the knock on her window almost made her jump. Almost. She rolled down the window, perfectly calm, and said simply, “You scared me half to death! What’s up?”



he’s not going to be MysMe anymore bye  (rebootingtheAUintoanoriginalhhhhakhjsdsa)
John Carpenter loves Sonic the Hedgehog: 'I even like the one where he turns into a werewolf'
This is not a story I ever expected to write.

John Carpenter is /ourguy/


What if…..

Blank screen.

A light flashes with the word ‘THEN’ and a series of scenes appear.

Another flash with “NOW”.

The screen fills up with light and a room is shown. Viewers immediately recognize it to be Dean Winchester’s. The camera zooms in on the clothes thrown all around it. It first shows a pair of denim trousers. Then, a plaid shirt with a plain black t shirt on top of it. We get a view of the bed which seems to have crumpled sheets. We smirk as we know Dean’s had a nice night.

Which is when he walks into the room; stops at the door; leans on it and takes a look around. He is clad in his bathrobe and has a cup of what seemingly is coffee. As his eyes dart from place to place with a smug look decorating his face we are put through his view as he observes a pair of black trousers; then a crushed white shirt with a blue tie still attached to it (clearly taken off in a hurry) and finally, by the door, a trench coat. The fans, who had been holding their breath until then nearly die of shock. He shakes his head and picks up the trench coat when his younger brother walks in.

We eagerly wait for his reaction. He sees clothes everywhere but not truly realizing the situation gives his big brother a 'really?’-face. But then his eyebrows furrow and he wonders, “Where’s she then?” Dean chuckles; hands him the coat and walks out sipping his coffee. Just then, Castiel steps out of the shower in nothing but a towel and looks at Sam, confused. The fans squeal in delight as Sam looks at the trench coat, then Cas and his eyes widen in shock as realization hits him like cold water and an AC/DC song plays as Cas takes the trench coat from an open-mouthed moose and the screen goes black.



THOR: RAGNAROK Period AU After Lord Odin, founder of Odin & Sons Gold Company, passed away from a mysterious illness, Thor Odinson is forced to come back from his two-year sabbatical to Asgard Hall as rightful heir of the land and the business. This immediately puts him at odds with his adopted brother Loki who, until then, was overseeing the property and operations (to little success) as the acting heir. Friction sparks between both brothers when Thor suspects Loki of his involvement with their father’s sudden demise—until an unexpected visitor, a woman named Hela, changes the game and claims to be their estranged eldest sister and the rightful heir of Lord Odin.