May i have a scenario with Cross Marian during which his s/o and Allen team up and prank him saying that his s/o is pregnant? I just wish i could see the look on his face xD
Allen had had enough of Cross Marian and his cryptic bullshit. For once, he would like to see the look on his master’s face when things didn’t go his way. Which is why he was more than willing to help you prank Cross. While he wouldn’t condone that kind of prank with anyone else, he thought Cross deserved it. And, he thought, his actions only make it that much more believable.
You had it all planned out. You had made some mock-up doctors papers that would confirm your “condition”, but at the end, below the doctor’s “signature”, was a P.S. stating that you were “just kidding!” With a bunch of x’s and o’s. You wanted him to face the consequences of what could very well happen if he continued to sleep around on his travels.
You nodded to his guards when you approached Cross’s room. They smiled and nodded back at you, moving to let you in, only to stop when they saw Allen. They frowned.
“Sorry, but we can’t let him in. It’s an order from the higher ups.” Said one of the guards. You just smiled sweetly at him.
“I won’t tell if you don’t tell. He needs to be there for me for emotional support. You see, Cross has done something unthinkable, and I don’t know if I can tell him the news without some support.” You explained sweetly. The guards exchanged a look, but allowed you to enter, muttering to not take long.
You found Cross drinking wine at the window. He looked over and his eyes fell of his pupil. They narrowed at the two glared at each other. He didn’t look at you when he began to speak.
“What’s this?” He asked.
“I have news for you, dear,” You said, holding out the papers. He looked down at them and raised his eyebrow. “Go on, take them. They’ll confirm what I’m about to tell you.”
“What exactly would that be, then?” He inquired, reaching his hand out to take the papers.
“Well, you see, the thing is: I’m pregnant.” You said simply. Cross dropped the papers as soon as you let go of them. He stared at you, eyes wide, and Allen smirked from behind you. He was enjoying the sight of his master’s distress.
“You’re…pregnant.” Cross said.
“I went to the doctor’s this morning. Go on, read the papers.” He didn’t move to pick them up, so Allen gathered them up himself and shoved them into Cross’s hands. Cross glared at him.
“Why are you here, anyways? We aren’t allowed to see or speak.” demanded Cross.
“I had to be hear to see this.” Allen said deviously.
Cross looked down at the papers instead of hitting Allen, like you knew he wanted to. You all remained silent as he did so. Allen had to try very hard to keep his laughter in.
“So, it’s official. You’re…” he trailed off. “Why is there a P.S. on here?”
“Maybe it’s the doctor giving you words of advice?” You suggested, tapping your chin thoughtfully. Cross scowled when he read what it said. He crumpled the paper up as Allen burst out laughing.
“That wasn’t funny.” Cross said harshly.
“Well, remember how you felt, because if you aren’t careful, the next time someone tells you they are pregnant, they might mean it.” You chided.
Cross took the wadded up paper and chucked it at Allen’s head to get him to shut up. You had to hold Allen back from beating in his master’s face.