this is the new one

I love when you’re first trying to get someone into podcasts and you watch them listen to it and you’re just like


‪I’ve got desperate desires and unadmirable plans, my tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent. ‬

I’ve lived in this house for 6 years and still don’t know any of my neighbors names

remember my tablet pen that was wrecked and I couldn’t find a replacement? So I went and arranged buying a new one and already put in a payment for it? WellI figured ‘hey I’m getting a new one might as well take this old sucker apart!’


fixed it


p.s. everyone should totally go download the escape from plastic beach game

it’s a treasure of an app (though @murdocisgod and i have yet to finish it…. shit’s hard!) with music and lore and gags and silly little snippets!!

i’m pretty certain it’s only for ios, however, and unfortunately it’s also about to be cleared off the app store come next iphone update! apps that haven’t been updated in years are being taken down by apple, so get it while you still can!

and tell me if you finish it haha i still can’t get past that last level!! i need to know how it ends!

Tour De Columbus

There is a story I heard of this band,

And Ohio, of course,

Is their frozen homeland.

They played some shows and created something new,

And on the wind, in fame blew.

Now this band took on the world as its stage,

Their musical career wrote itself a new page,

And some may say this band forgot,

But the truth is that, they did not.

For in June they will return,

Bringing with them what they have learned,

And go to the venues from which they roamed,

They are coming home.

They are coming home.

This band will once more,

Be one with their old fans,

A bit of belonging, in this world’s wild lands.


hey i’m claire and did you know that phil’s first youtube video would be getting its hogwarts letter today? yeah. i’m as shook as you are.🦉🌠🎉🎂


fake freckles on a real bitch deuxième partie.

what not kill me, makes me only stronger

Pairing: dean x sister! Reader Sam x sister! Reader

Summary: you have heard a lot of things but those bad things that you heard are never going to kill you.

Read more: master list

A/N: it took me 2 day to wright this. I hope you guys like it because this quote helps me with the hard days. And im almost on the 1000 I need 66 and then we can celebrate it. I have a great Idea so I keep you guys updated.

Originally posted by xattackxattackx

You heard a lot of things. You heard bad things about your family. You heard things about yourself how you look and how you are. Sometimes those cut you like a knife but you always said to yourself ‘what not kill me makes me stronger’. That quote was always in your head when somethings bad happened. It doesn’t matter in which situation you were in that line was always in your head.

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Case Study {Part VII}

Author: Zoe

(A/N: Finally managed to buckle down and finish chapter seven!)

Detective! Bodhi x Reader

Plot Summary: John MacArthur was found dead in his home on March 3rd, 2017. His family, especially his wife and sister in law, are emotionally distressed. His neighbor is strangely nonchalant, a former prostitute has been demanding child support, and the weapon is nowhere to be found. New LAPD detective Bodhi Rook has been assigned to this murder, and has been paired up with you, one of the precinct’s finest. Try not to let your emotions hinder the case, detective.

“We’re so sorry about the questioning reschedule, the place has been really busy as of late.” You spoke, smiling as the women nodded.

“No, we understand. I just want to find answers.” Sarah, John’s late wife spoke with tears in her eyes as Sadie nodded.

“Absolutely, we’re more than happy to help.” Sadie replied, turning and holding her sister’s hand for comfort.

“Now, would you like to go one at a time, or both at the same time?” You asked.

“Both, please. I could really use Sadie’s support.” Sarah stood up as you and Bodhi led them to the interrogation room.

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anonymous asked:

I heard something that said the only way to avoid something being tagged automatically is by putting slashes through it, like et///han or jackse**pticeye I'm not sure how true this is, but if it helps, it helps! I love you and your art btw

Oh yeah, and like, i did that once for something that I wrote Ma/rk, Ma/tt and Ry//an only because I knew their names might be searched together

but if I just write Ethan…theres like a million Ethans. Ethan is not going to just search “Ethan” and come across my ship art. If i wanted to write cran//kgameplays thats another thing.  Same thing goes for like just Jack.

If I’m feeling extra nervous, ill do it, but its really surprising that as a youtuber shipping fandom, we all haven’t come up with a UNIVERSAL tag for either NSFW or things involving youtuber shipping

like, i think everyone should totally use Lewdtubers for NSFW but hey, I don’t think my blog is big enough to spread that one around. The ships have their names, but I mean more like how a lot of people use Smol green bean for jack. Like every youtuber having their own code tag :D that way everyone can find eachother without it EVER touching the boys.