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A-Z NSFW: Yixing

Originally posted by squynhty


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A = Aftercare
Yixing is the most caring person in the world. Honestly he’s the best human that walks the Earth, don’t fight me on that. And he definitely will be the most loving and caring boyfriend/lover in EXO, if not in the entire human population. Yixing is certainly a guy that refuses to let you leave the bed until he knows you’re 100% okay. He’s not very rough in general, so hurting you isn’t a fear on his mind often, but he does want to make sure you’re happy and comfortable before he gets his dose of cuddles; either a quick shower if you feel up to moving or he’ll jump to get a warm rag because no one likes sweat and dry cum snuggles….

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
Nothing fucked my day up more than reading an passage from his book, where he went to say things like he’s a good dancer, but not as good as Kai, a good singer but not as good as Luhan, handsome but not as handsome as Kris. It’s obvious no matter how brilliant he is, he’s literally the most perfect human alive, he’s still rather self conscious. He’d favor his abs, definitely. He rips his shirt off every chance he gets and on Go Fighting when he was woken up he literally went to the bathroom and stared in the mirror at them for a good 5 minutes…I’m sure he’s pretty proud of them. Being the sappy guy he is, of course he says your eyes are his favorite. He’s really lovey, what do you expect, honestly?

C = Cum
While he is the epitome of a gentleman, Xing’s still kind of hesitant and awkward around females. He’d have to finish in a condom in you or something, I feel like he’s such an angel that cumming all over you in semi degrading in his mind, insulting even. If the odd chance he does cum on you by accident, he’s flying off the bed to find something to clean you off. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
I feel like Xing’ll have a lot of dirty secrets. Even though he loves you and he likes being honest with you, he doesn’t really like to be vocal about sex things. He respects you too much to actually bring any of it up, different positions and places he wants to have sex, he keep his lips sealed tight. But…you’ll just have to make him tell you, won’t you?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
See this is the thing, I can’t imagine Xing watching straight up porn. I remember him saying he does watch 19+ movies? Idk if any of you have watched those but I have and they’re….something…but certainly not on par with porn. I know he had a GF back in China, and wrote her songs and all that, he was definitely a loving boyfriend. He knows too much good stuff to put in his songs mym ??? boy…. and onE DOES NOT SIMPLY KNOW HOW TO MOVE THEIR HIPS LIKE THAT UNLESS THEYVE BEEN IN THAT GOOD PUS-anyways, I don’t think he’s a virgin….he definitely knows what he’s doing, he’s just too respectful to be a fuck boi like the rest of em XD

F = Favorite position

The way that boy gets down on the floor and humps boi busted his fuckin belt how tf that’s a straight up missionary guy. Xing really gets it going too….missionary sure as hell ain’t boring with his hips grinding away. He does fool around with the position, though. Prop your legs up over his shoulders or hook his arms behind your knees, the whole big thang, lord knows one simply does not get bored with xing’s dicc in ‘em.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

While Xing is kind of a meme, he’s adorkable in the best ways, when his shirts off and hips are moving, I’ve never seen the dude more serious. He’s damn determined to give the most for you; he’s in ‘character’ and he’s focused entirely on giving you both the most pleasure imaginable. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Lord knows I love his tummy and I have a weird obsession with his happy trail. I think he might wax every once in a while…I’ve seen him missing the hair from one armpit a few times……that’s weird…..anyways I don’t think he trims or stays bare much, probably one of the other boys forced him to go along to the ahem..’groomers’ or something.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
This is Xing we’re talking about…they boy that wrote love songs for his childhood GF…..k but imagine baby xing writing little love songs, cute image, isn’t it? O-fucking-course Xing is tHE MOST romantic member in both your non-sexual relationship and your sexual one. He pampers you, and especially in the bedroom, he’s almost singing lyrics to you his sweet nothings are so sweet. He’s a stickler for that good ol ‘loving eye contact’ and holding your hands, bodies pressed entirely together while he confesses his love and admiration over and over again. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Listen…I know he’s a grown man….but I literally can’t see Xing jerking off? Like I feel like just the thought makes him flustered and he gets all awkward and has to think about all the rice cake he was force fed on Go Fighting! to chill back out again. He’d much rather be with you, so if the feeling arises, he stores it in the spank bank for later when he gets to be back in your arms.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Okay, okay. I do think Xing is an innocent little baby, but I know he’s not. You know the times he wears that like…silk fabric as a blindfold? He lowkey stole that and brought it back to keep for himself. He really likes the cool fabric feel against his skin and sometimes after a long long day, he likes to just lay back and hand you the fabric and let you have your own, uncontrolled, fun with him. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Regardless on how he is in the bedroom, we all know Yixing is a good boy, he’s not going to take you somewhere there’s a risk of getting caught and/or in trouble, so he’s very firm in staying in the bedroom. But I really think he’d love bath sex, he likes water so much, the performances and all he wanted to do on Go Fighting! was go swimming, he’s a lil fishy. Bedroom and bath are really the only options to him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

His songs are lowkey dirty, and if he’s got you, I imagine he’d be secretly writing songs about/for you all the time. I bet my leg he’s be writing his not so innocent lyrics and be thinking about you and then his mind wanders….and things grown….and he’d have to hunt you down…Yixing urned himself on just writing about you…sheesh he’s a weirdo…

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Back to Location, he 100% will not do anything public. He’s not easily turned on when he’s out in the world anyways, so it’s kind of pointless to try.  Also anything by his neck? Not happening, he’ll have a melt down. I’d pay to see someone try to give him a hickie….

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

God Xing is such a little shit….He has the most talented mouth I’ve seen….he’s just too much. He’s a very big pleaser, he almost gets off on just getting you off, he’s a pro and even better since he knows your body’s reactions so well. He almost doesn’t like you going down on him, but he’s one that won’t even propose the idea of you returning the favor and if you take initiative to do it, he’s down for the ride, but he’s not going to ask.  

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

How the floor isn’t pregnant after all this time, I have no idea. If his um…floor fun is anything to show, he’s kind of rough. With an actual person, I don’t think he’d be that wild, a bit slower that he portrays and way more loving and sensual. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
I feel like Xing has a pretty tight hold on his lust and whatnot, so I think if there isn’t proper time to have regular sex, he can easily push it away to bring up later when you’ve got time for it. If they did happen, quickies would be extremely rare, to the point you can count how many times you’ve had them on one hand. He just doesn’t like the rushed feeling.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

[See Location and NO] Yixing’s pretty hesitant in trying new things with you, he doesn’t really want to do anything that sounds like it could hurt either of you so a lot of things he isn’t game to even try but if they sound harmless enough, like just a new position or something, he’s okay with trying that.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Yixing does the very most all the time, he gives 142% in every single thing he does. I don’t think he tires out easily, that’s why he can’t do quickies, I don’t think he cums fast…you’ll probably be at it for a good 10 minutes and that’s excluding the foreplay. But one round is usually all he will do. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Beyond a few things that doesn’t really count as toys really aka the silk fabric blindfold thing, Xing doesn’t delve into toys much. He’s pretty much a sex machine on his own, him bringing toys into the bedroom isn’t a very likely scenario, he doesn’t really like or see the need for them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Make no mistake, Xing is a little shit, Go Fighting! exposed his naughty side quite a bit lmao but after keeping his hormones in check, once he finally has his hands on you he can’t really hold himself back anymore. Teasing you is more so teasing himself and he don’t live for that life. Foreplay is a must, but teasing is right out the window.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Xing has the vocals of a god, don’t fight me on that. The boy has a good set of pipes but he’s more of a grunt/moan guy in the bedroom. No one’s going to hear him but you, he doesn’t like breathing on his neck but more often than not he’s got his head tucked against your neck and moaning and panting in your ear.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

We know Xing has his lil dance studio in China, and he 100% brings you with him on his trips back to his home country solely because of the place. Unless shiz is happening, no ones really in there and let’s just say sometimes he really likes the mirrors in the dance practice rooms…

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Okay we’ve literally seen his dick…like 100% Xing dick has been exposed.

b y e
Obviously it don’t really look like much but dicks are strange things, they grow like plants lmaoman i dead ass was watching this porn and it was like 30 mins long and dude had a lil thumb dick and i was like wtf is that and when he actually was hard the fucker was like 5 inch how tf that work either way, that whole motion in the ocean thing is legit, and we’ve seen his moves….itll be ok..

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Like I said, he’s lowkey a dirty guy but he keeps himself composed well. Xing has a pretty average sex drive, just slightly higher than usual but he keeps himself on a leash pretty well so it doesn’t show…but he’ll show you dont worry…

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Xing is a pretty cuddly boyfriend/lover in my mind, especially sine you’re alone his PDA hold back has gone out the front door, he’s latched to your side. I think after pretty much having an intense work out, you both fall asleep pretty fast. Xing’s definitely down for the count immediately after you’re cleaned up.

Fate Likes to Play Practical Jokes // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: pre-smut, fluff, parent!phan

Words: 1.9k

Relationship status: married

Warnings: pre-smut, swearing

Summary: Dan and Phil have hoped that tonight they’ll finally have a night to themselves, but fate seems to have a different idea.

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Madelaine Petsch: tease -Smut-

Requested by @girlxreader


“Madelaine, get your ass in here! Shameless is about to start!” I screamed for my girlfriend as the Shameless intro was about to begin. She ran in with a bowl of popcorn in her hand and plopped down on the couch next to me. “Here.” She mumbled handing me the fairly large bowl. Since it was one of Madelaine’s off days, we decided it would be fun to binge watch Shameless. It was very rare, with all the filming and our different work schedules, that we had time to ourselves. It was so nice to just relax with my girlfriend and not having to worry about how much time we each had left before we had to go. Honestly, we were just lounging around in tube socks and oversized tshirts. Speaking of not spending much time together, we never really get to have sex you know? I mean that’s not the only reason I’m with her, but I do miss it. The most we’ve ever got to do was like a quickie. I don’t want that, I want slow and sweet. And fucking long. I didn’t realize I zoned out, until I was looking at the wall. When I turned back to the TV, there was one of Fiona’s infamous sex scenes (not that I’m judging. I love Fiona.) Madelaine placed her hand high up on my thigh, I could feel myself get a little hot. I guess once she realized what she was doing and how it affected me she stopped, all whilst a smirk was playing on her face. I groaned at the loss of warmth and started *trying* to pay attention to the show. Soon enough there was another sex scene, and I was far more bothered by it than I should’ve been. Madelaine picked up on my behavior, and decided to a little fucking tease. She again trailed her hand up my naked thigh, but this time going higher than expected. When she reached the lacy content that wrapped around my lower half, she found the damp spot in between my legs. She ran her slim fingers over that spot repeatedly, and god it felt good. When I was close, she stopped. All contact was gone. I looked up at her and decide to play by my own rules. “Guess I’ll just do it myself then.” I said with a smirk, while she held a shocked expression on her cute face. I turned so my whole body was facing her, and spread my legs so she could get a good look at what she did to me. She was in for a show. “Look at what you started. What? You were too scared to finish? You didn’t think it’d turn out like this did you?” She shook her head frantically. Hmm, I bet. I slowly slipped my hand into my panties and started fingering myself. She looked so intrigued, so fascinated. “You want more?” I asked, while taking off my underwear and getting back into my previous position. I’m pretty sure I was glistening. She got on her knees and brought her face to my heat. She took one long lick, while a moan escaped my lips. Her tongue ran circles around my clit and slid her fingers inside my throbbing cunt. My hands traveled to her fiery locks and gripped it tight. “Oh my god, Mads! Oh fuck yes!” I screamed, as she pumped in and out of me. I’m grind my hips against her face, while she raised her other hand to cup my breasts. I felt my legs tremble as my orgasm rippled through me. I suddenly felt weak. I sighed as I ran a hand through my hair. She rose up to eye level and pecked my lip. “Wasn’t that nice?” I asked with a smile. “Mhmm, I bet you enjoyed it.” She mumbled. “Oh baby, I could’ve pleasures you too you know?” “I know, but I just wanted to please you. Maybe next time, yeah?” I simply nodded and we continued watching Shameless.

Chosen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) RP sentence starters
  • “You know me. Not big with the damseling.”
  • “You ready to finish this, bitch?”
  • “Okay, how many times do I have to kill you?”
  • “You understand nothing.”
  • “You think you have power over me?”
  • “Okay, now I’m pissed.”
  • “I’m sorry, I just…I haven’t had a good pun in a while.”
  • “Well, I’m still glad you’re here.”
  • “Shoulder to shoulder, I’m yours.”
  • “I need you gone.”
  • “Okay. That’s one reason. What’s the other?”
  • “Are you in love with him/her?”
  • “Oh my God, are you twelve?”
  • “I’m cookie dough, okay? I’m not done baking yet. I’m not finished becoming… whoever the hell it is I’m gonna turn out to be.”
  • “It’d be a long time coming. Years, if ever.”
  • “I ain’t getting any older.”
  • “Dumbass.”
  • “You get killed, I’m telling.”
  • “I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty neat.”
  • “Sometimes I shouldn’t say words.”
  • “Most people don’t use their tongues to say hello. Or, I guess they do, but-“
  • “Just popped round for a quickie, then?”
  • “There could maybe be oil of some kind involved…”
  • “I believe it’s mine now.”
  • “This is powerful.”
  • “Won’t just let you whack me back and forth like a rubber ball. I’ve got my pride, you know.”
  • “I don’t know what I would have done if you’d gone up those stairs.”
  • “Pretty, ain’t it?”
  • “You know how many people have said that to me?”
  • “Talk on. I’m not afraid of you.”
  • “There's that word again. What you are. How you’ll die. Alone.”
  • “Weird dream.”
  • “I think it’s bloody brilliant.”
  • “This is beyond anything I’ve ever done. This is a total loss of control.”
  • “What am I, insensitive?”
  • “I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here.”
  • “But this isn’t about wishes. This is about choices. I never had one.”
  • “Come on, you gotta have a little faith.”
  • “Look, I’m sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know… blow you off.”
  • “Please. I’m much prettier than you.”
  • “And for the record, our little encounter didn’t exactly change my
  • “Make me a deal. We live through this, you give me the chance
    to surprise you.”
  • “Bite me.”
  • “I've sort of always gotten my way. So you’re gonna make it through this, no matter how dark it gets. Because now… You’re my way.”
  • “What about my bag of illusions?”
  • “What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?”
  • “If they move, kill them.”
  • “I just want to say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys.”
  • “The Earth is definitely doomed.”
  • “Oh. My. Goddess.”
  • “Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?”
  • “You are a God/Goddess.”
  • “Oh, God. I’m terrified. I didn’t think. I mean, I— I just figured you’d be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it.”
  • “I want you to get out of my face.”
  • “I love you.”
  • “That’s my boy/girl. Always doing the stupid thing.”
  • “We have a lot of work ahead of us.”
  • Who wakes the other one up with kisses : 
    Otoya, because it’s the only time when he’s sure Tokiya won’t scold him and would even respond :’D
    Tokiya might do it from time to time, but it’s pretty rare.

  • Who cooks for who :
    Because of his schedule, Tokiya doesn’t have much time to cook, so it’s more often Otoya who tries, but often failed. They often end up oredering take-out. But in their days off, it’s Tokiya who’s cooking (with the apron and all, huehuehue) and Otoya hovering behind him to see what he’s doing.

  • Who is the morning person/night person :
    Otoya is the morning person, he’s more often up early and passing out in bed early too, his job is less stressful than Tokiya’s. Tokiya is more of a night person, because of his job, so he kind of became used to it, he get up in the morning because he has no choice, but would like to spend more time in the warthm of it.

  • Who is the romantic one :
    Both of them are in their own way, but when he really has the time and tries, Tokiya is the more romantic one.
  • Who is the top when it comes to sex :

  • Who would lead in ballroom dancing :
    It depends of the music and the ambiance. Tokiya will when it’s a music he likes and can dance and if he feels comfortable in said room. Otoya will go and drag Tokiya with them whenever he feels like it, even if he doesn’t know the music or the dance. He’ll try to imitate the others. 

  • Who is the more cuddly one :
    Definitely Otoya, cuddles are something important for his survival!
    If Tokiya ever starts one, it means something’s wrong most of the time.

  • Who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch :
    Otoya would always try to suggest movies, but most of the time Tokiya will be the one to pick the movie, because he doesn’t like half of what the other wants to see. Or he just already saw it and didn’t enjoy it, ‘cause of his job or something.

  • Who is the one who would pay for dates :
    Tokiya, because he’s a real gentleman and considers than it’s his duty to pay since he earns more money and he feels like it’s the least he could do for Otoya, seeing he’s not enough at home.

  • Who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes :
    Hahahaha, omg I read 'a quick kiss’ at first, oops.
    Otoya would tease the other but won’t do anything as long as Tokiya didn’t agree. So guess it would be Tokiya.
    “Fuck this, come here.”

I like to think than it’s about them later on, when they live together (together without the others) and still in Starish, but both of them having other idol jobs, Tokiya having more to do than Otoya (like in season 2 hahahaha *flees*)

loki/reader ship meme

requested by jessicarp, on ao3! enjoy!

  1. who wakes the other one up with kisses?

as much as loki loves the way you look when you sleep, he can’t help the way his lips seem to have a mind of their own; trailing feather like kisses along your cheeks, and brushing his lips on your collarbones as you rouse from your sleep. you’ll sleepily press a hand against the nape of his neck, whispering out a good morning mixed with a light gasp as he gently sucks a mark on your sweet spot.

“good morning, love.” he’ll whisper, cupping your cheek in his hand. “would you like some tea?”

“yeah,” you’ll reply, rolling on top of him; only to feel his length against your panties. “right after some sleepy, morning sex.”

and you decide there’s nothing more gorgeous than his lips parted, panting heavily in your mouth while you roll your hips on to his.

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bowties-and-recorders  asked:

Kirk/Spock and John/Sherlock?


  • who wakes the other one up with kisses


  • who cooks for who


  • who is the morning person/night person

Spock is the night person and Jim is the morning person!!

  • who is the romantic one


  • who is the top when it comes to sex


  • who would lead in ballroom dancing


  • who is the more cuddly one


  • who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch

Spock!! Spock forcing Jim to watch some boring documentary but as long as Jim could cuddle with him tHEN EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT

  • who is the one who would pay for dates

Both of them are insisted to pay

  • who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes


anonymous asked:

do you think you could do a cliche dipifica high school au where they're at a party playing seven minutes in heaven

Ask and you shall recieve, anon.

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It wasn’t a secret that Dipper Pines was no social butterfly.  He’d much rather stay at home and read a book or marathon his favorite show than go out to a party with a bunch of people he didn’t know and didn’t care to know.  However, his sister and best friend, however, were a completely different story.  Mabel thrived in social spaces.  She was born to be the life of the party.  And Pacifica was raised to be a socialite, willing to go anywhere if someone told her there’d be a party there.

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anonymous asked:

How do you think the Omaha boys would each be as boyfriends (jack, jack, Sammy, Nate)

johnson: as your boyfriend, i think johnson would be a sarcastic sassy little shit to you half the time and fully expect you to sass him back, while the other half he’d be the sweetest angel to you. around the boys he’d tease and taunt you as much as he wanted in order to get a reaction out of you (bc he always thought they were precious), but the second anyone else joined in and said something that might even be remotely offensive he’d come to your defense and tell them to “shut the hell up bitch.” he wouldn’t be the biggest fan of PDA, but he’d always kiss your cheeks and hold your hands and stare at you when you weren’t looking like he was the luckiest dude in the world. AND FINALLY behind closed doors (*wink wink*) i think jack would LOVE having you take dominance. he’d love to watch you pleasure him and he’d love to watch your reactions as he pleasured you. ps johnson is def a whimperer

gilinsky: jack would be so beyond whipped for you and when his friends called him out for it, he wouldn’t deny it. he’d just sit there with his face in his hands and attempt to wipe the stupid grin off his face at the thought of you. while he’d annoy and mess around with you sometimes, he did it all out of affection. he’d want to spend every moment with you and have you by his side through everything (bc you’re his lucky charm, you keep him sane): touring, going to the doctor’s office, shopping, eating, everything. in public, he’d have his eyes GLUED to you wherever you went or whoever you were talking to, just to ensure you were safe and admire that you were all his. IN BED jack would be such a fucking groaner omg swears would spill out of his lips uncontrollably while he thrusted into you on the brink of ecstasy, gripping the flesh of your ass and spreading them apart so he could watch his length destroy your pussy and alright i need to stop fuc k

sammy: sammy would be the most cheeky ass boyfriend ever. he’d never have a shirt on while you two were hanging out, even if it was just a “study date.” he’d have his hands all over you, whether palming your ass, motorboating your tits, kissing your inner thighs or locking his arms around your waist, he’d always be touching you. as opposed to jack, he’d LOVE PDA. he’d love showing you off the world as his sexy girl with passionate, random make out sessions and way-too-steamy-for-public neck kisses, despite how “gross” you two looked to the rest of the boys (sam knows they’re just jealous). he would be horny fucking 24/7 so whenever you two hung out, you didn’t really get much done besides try out kinky new positions and filthy dirty talk that would make your grandma faint if she ever found out. sam would probably also suggest a sex tape lets be honest

nate: i get the vibe that nate would love smoking with his girlfriend. he’d love to shotgun with you and watch you close your eyes steadily as you exhaled the smoke he’d just puffed into you mouth seconds ago. he’d love having high chats with you, blowing each other’s minds while you two chatted about the earth and space and how much he fucking adores you. he’d probably run by new rap bars with you and ask you for advice. like you’d be doing your homework and nate would randomly call you and be like, “Y/N, whats another word that rhymes with skateboard?!” and you’d roll your eyes and reply after thinking for a moment and you could sense his smile on the other end of the line when he’d quickly respond before hanging up, “thanks babe, you’re the best i love you!” and most importantly BETWEEN THE SHEETS nate would probably be into lots of slow love-making (he gets lazy when he’s high) as well as fast, rough quickies in the bathroom of a sketchy party with his hand pressing against your mouth bc you can’t help the screams of pleasure flooding out of you YIKES and he’d also be such a grunter omg

anonymous asked:

idk if this would work but... v & z are planning on how they will reveal they're in a relationship? OR v (or z) accidentally lets it slip they are together in an can decide if they cover it up with "big bro" language or just go with it?

Just a quickie fic, because this prompt makes me smile, but I don’t want to take the time to write anything extensive for it. >___< Hope you like!


Val’s sitting in the sofa across from Ellen feeling pretty relaxed, honestly. Maybe the most relaxed he’s ever felt in an interview before. He and some of the cast of DWTS are doing a brief interview about tour, and the past season, and normally he’d be counting the seconds until he could walk out but he and Rumer are really working the circuit promoting SWAY 3.0 and so far things have been really good. Ellen’s been giving ample opportunity to advertise their various side projects, and Val’s more than happy to talk about SWAY every chance he gets.  

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