this is the line they used on the show so that's why it's on the card

Dating Jasper Hale would include: (+ some random Jasper headcannons that basically turned into an entire fanfic)
  • If you’re dating Jasper Hale it’s because he tried to hate you and you never gave him a chance 
  • He didn’t quite realize it but he’d been looking for you for over a hundred years 
  • He’s the marrying kind.  
  • Finds it amusing how much you love his hair 
    • (Secretly loves when you play with it)  
  • Again if you are dating Jasper its because he did everything in his power short of killing you to drive you away from him and you just would not give up
  • It wasn’t like with Bella and Edward, blood singers and soul mates and star-crossed lovers. You just saw something in Jasper you liked.  
  • Competitions to see who could get a higher average in the classes you shared
  • History class competitions get particularly interesting (it’s his favorite subject) 
  • He finds himself getting ridiculously protective 
    • Like you ride a bike to school and that makes him nervous (because bikes aren’t ?? like safe at all?? and humans are FRAGILE???) 
  • Convincing himself that of course he has NO CHOICE but to start driving you around
    • “Well, believe me, I’m beyond flattered that you’d wanna spend all that time with me, Jasper-” 
    • “Don’t start.” 
    • “I’ve got a bike.” 
    • “Bikes aren’t SAFE–you know what, forget I asked.” 
    • “It’s got reflectors and everything. I wear knee pads.” 
    • “It’s Washington, Y/N. There’s bears.”
    • When he picks you up the next morning you continually refer to the ride as a ‘first date’  
  • It just becomes a running joke that the two of you are dating and you start linking arms with him in the hallway 
    • It would be annoying if you weren’t so darn CUTE 
  • You only call him Jasper when you’re angry
    • All other times he’s either Texas or Boyfriend 
  • Arguing with him constantly about things he doesn’t really care about (he just likes talking to you, even if its arguing) 
  • Eventually he becomes so used to the idea of you two being together that he finds himself getting jealous when he thinks you like other people 
    • He bottles the feelings up until they burst out in a confrontation literal months after he discovered he had them 
    • It would be one of the many fights you have over him not telling you what he wants, mostly because he doesn’t think he deserves it. 
  • Loves kissing you anywhere but on your lips 
    • Cheek, forehead, knuckles, shoulders 
    • (Likes kissing you on the lips a lot too) 
  • Is actually really good at telling stories when he gets into it??? 
    • He knows some old ghost stories that chill you to the bone 
  • On bad days you just walk into his house and lay down in his lap 
    • “Play with my hair.”  
    • He rolls with it. 
    • “Yes, ma’am.” 
  • He recommends books for you to read
    • He loves a good scary story (classics like Frankenstein and modern stuff like Stephen King) but he also really really loves Soft books you know like sometimes you catch him reading I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings or Perks of Being a Wallflower 
  • Doesn’t like telling Civil War stories 
    • Because fighting for the Confederacy was only the first in a long line of things he’s done that he’s not proud of 
  • Before Alice found him he was in Europe for World War II
    • He was on the wrong side of history in his human life 
    • And fighting for Maria wasn’t exactly a moral triumph
    • So he figured if he couldn’t help what he was now, he could at least put it toward a good cause 
    • In some museum archive in Poland there are records of what appear to be animal attacks on Nazi soldiers allowing prisoners to escape
  • He has a dumb hipster polaroid picture of the two of you that’s practically dissolving because he never goes anywhere without it
    • uses it as a bookmark 
    • cards it through his fingers when he’s tense 
    • carries it in his wallet 
    • odds of him having it in his hands increase 100% if he hasn’t seen you in a few days 
  • You wear his Cullen bracelet everywhere 
    • its like his version of you wearing his letterman jacket 
  • He feels responsible for you and extremely protective but he tries so hard not to seem overbearing and controlling because he knows what it’s like to be in a relationship where you don’t get a say and he’s scared to death of treating you even close to how Maria treated him 
  • He has a bite mark on his upper arm/shoulder thats deeper than all the rest 
    • he’s ashamed of it, and you don’t even see it until you’ve been dating him for over a year 
    • “Who did this?”  
    • You run your hand over it and he winces. It still hurts.  
    • “Lots of people bit me, y/n” 
    • “Yeah, but you’ve gotta remember this one, it must have hurt like hell-” 
    • “Maria. It’s from Maria.”  
    • You never ask about it again but you kiss it every time you get the chance 
  • Basically you would fight Maria with your bare motherfucking hands
  •  he loves his motorcycle 
    • you love his motorcycle 
  • making out on the motorcycle 
  • daytrips on the motorcycle 
  • making out in the back of Emmett’s jeep when the motorcycle is not available 
  • Emmett catching you guys making out in the back of his jeep 
    • he comes out during school to grab something and catches Jasper underneath you 
    • “What–man, c’mon guys, we all sit back there! Go find a broom closet or a movie theater like normal teenagers.” 
  • Basically Jasper gets to be a kid with you in a way he never really got to before 
  • You make him watch your stupid TV shows like Parks and Rec
    • you immediately start calling him Ron Swanson 
  • probably has a minor internal panic attack when you tell him you’re applying to colleges because he’d never want to hold you back but there are places that he can’t follow you 
    • this is also the first time he’s really forced to deal with the fact that you’re a human with a human life and human desires and there are things you’ll find out in the world that he can’t ever give you 
    • you propose to him that night
  • short, sweet, simple wedding 
    • (probably telling Lauren and her snide pregnancy comments to go fuck herself) 
  • You planned the honeymoon (with Alice’s help, of course) 
    • Flying to Virginia, renting a car, and driving out into the country
    • Jasper watching the intermittent forests and fields fly by with increasing curiosity before you take a sudden turn onto a gravel drive that leads up to an old farmhouse 
    • “Are we … spending our honeymoon milking cows?”   
    • You smile. “It’s ours.” 
    • “Appalachian State is only a thirty-minute drive from here, and I’ve already been accepted. You’ve got woods to hunt and privacy so you don’t have to hide. Carlisle helped me sign the contract a few weeks ago. It’s ours.” 
  • Jasper turns you on the night you graduate from college. You are 23. 
  • He’s spent the last four years fixing up the house. He likes the work and he’s even getting better at controlling his hunger, which is good because you’ll need his help over the next couple of months. You guys have a dog and a cat. Jasper prefers the cat.
  • You guys heard about Bella’s pregnancy, but Jasper didn’t wanna risk hurting you, and you decided anyway that children were not for you. And if they were, you’d find a way. 
  • Over the next fifty years, you two start a family like Carlisle did. 
  • Jasper likes being able to give newborn vampires a good start, and he knows from experience how to help them with their hunger 
  • You jokingly refer to your little coven as the Lost Boys 
  • You can think of nothing better you could be doing than helping people like Jasper make lives as vampires instead of becoming monsters. 
  • The two of you against the world. 
    • Forever. 

anonymous asked:

Give us more of your happy headcanons please 😊

i hope this means like just like regular msr headcanons? right? if im wrong just give me another ask and ill do the something else :$) and like thank u for sending this :$)

btw happy headcanons: thats the cutest thing ive ever read by the way. happy headcanons. i dont know why i just

-mulder and scully had saw each other prior to the pilot meeting. i mean, one or both of them had probably attended a lecture that the other had done and were familiar with their face. i mean, given that neither passed out when they laid eyes on each other.

-after their first meeting, scully went home (btw why the fuck was she dismissed after like five minutes at work. ‘we leave for the very plausible state of oregon at 8 am see u tomorrow’ what the fuck) but after their first meeting, scully called ellen and told her she was working with that hot lecturer from last year and he was coincidentally spooky mulder, the most single man on the planet. help me ellen i dont know if ill make it.

-mulder called the gunmen because he needed advice about this adorable little redhead that had been assigned to him and oh god im screwed. i mean i hope one day i will be, but right now, im totally, metaphorically, screwed. she was sent to spy on me right???? what do i do now?????

-mulder’s fear of fire (i know but just wait) was cured after that case, one because scully was there and he knew nothing bad was gonna happen to him so he felt more comfortable facing said fear, and two, 'scully was there and she was really really cute and i was tryin to get with her all this first year and then that bitch phoebe showed up and fucked everything up and im not letting her have any power over me so there. fear cancelled. ’

-mulder slept with like a sheet as a blanket for years. he overheats. hes a walking furnace. but after the season 3 incident (or was there one before??) where mulder spends the night in scullys bed because he got poisoned, he noticed that she had a lot of covers on her bed. so eventually he went out and bought a ton of blankets just in case she ever spent the night at his place (purely platonically right???) and so she wouldnt get cold.

-not msr related but walter skinner knits. and is good at it. check out his etsy store. smoking man-voodoo dolls half off until forever.

-not happy, but the reason why mulder wears such hideous ties is because his father and his minions were government workers and always impeccably dressed, and when mulder became a federal agent, he hated the idea that he was growing up to be just like the man, so he embraced the 90’s style.

-scully could never tell you, but maggie could: mulder adn scully had worked together for three months. just three months. and by that time, scully had stashed a pack of sunflower seeds in her car, her apartment, mulder’s car (that man cannot think ahead), her mother’s house and the cushions of the mulder’s normal chair in walter skinner’s office.

-alternatively, mulder stashed scully’s favorite cassettes in his car, his apartment (hey, he could dance. maybe if the mood struck them they’d put something on and let some yayas out), the office (for when she was in a particularly awful mood because of some shit he pulled.)

-scully always gets mulder cryptid or alien gizmos when shes out of town. mulder always gets her science or medical related stuff. they once had to suffer through a budget meeting in 98 degree heat with their coats on because neither was willing to show off the “i’m feeling all science-y” (spelled with periodic letters), or the “aliens exist” temporary tattoos they were each sporting.

-at the end of every month, whoever has been to the hospital more takes the other out to dinner. it started out as a formal affair, going to a fancy restaurant and pretending that they were just friends not fbi partners. now the atmosphere is still the same, but they go to sandwich shops or burger places. scully just wanted to make sure mulder didn’t go broke since he was paying for dinner every time.

-the gunmen do regular bug sweeps of the office, their apartments, and maggie scully’s house. it was actually mulder who asked them to do hers because the adoption papers have almost gone through and his new mom needs protection. but once a month, the gunmen have a great time going over to maggies, they have lunch with her, and then in the afternoon right as they’re wrapping up, maggie’s friends come over to play cards adn invite melvin, richard and john to play with them.

-the gunmen are the #1 Caught in the Act witnesses because of the bug sweeps at the wrong times. maggie scully is #2. william scully was #3. an incident with the 3rd victim and Return of the Jedi movie night caused carrie fisher’s gold bikini to be forever tainted.

-maggie scully is very protective of fox. shes well aware that shes’ the only person who can call him fox without triggering him, and she loves this poor boy. she’s his second emergency contact, after scully of course, adn occasionally she’ll get a call saying fox is in the hospital only to show up and find her daughter straddling his hips with her tongue down his throat. “DANA KATHERINE SCULLY THIS MAN NEEDS HIS REST AND IF I FIND YOU DISTRACTING HIM FROM THAT ONE MORE TIME I’LL HAVE YOU THROWN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL UNTIL HES BETTER.” “maggie im really okay” “FOX YOU WOULDNT BE IN THE HOSPITAL IF YOU WERE OKAY.” and meanwhile scully’s hiding under mulder’s covers with a face to match her hair.

-walter skinner is genuinely terrified of maggie.

-totally not a headcanon yall probably know this from watching season seven right???? right????? but mulder agreed to go to oregon with skinner under one condition: scully goes to the hospital and gets checked out. i’m not leaving you until i know that you’re not going to pass out alone in the apartment and accidentally die.

-mulder never cried harder than when he found out scully was pregnant.

-“skinman i quit the bureau thank you and goodby-”“wait, sir, its me, agent scully, ill call you right back after mulder and i have a talk ok?”

-mulder’s allergic to pineapples. but it mysteriously went away a week after everyone found out about it.

-scully was forced by maggie to go to her high school reunion, and so she convinced mulder to come and put on the s'mulder (he trademarked that thats another story) and get back at those fucking bitches who bullied her for trying to start a biology club.

-actual dialogue from that night:
“Scully? You tried to start a biology club that’s so cute.”
“Emphasis on try.”
“What, no one wanted to compete with Dana Scully’s genius?”
“More like no one wanted to be around Dana Scully.”
“Awww, Scully, I would have been in the biology club with you.”
“Thanks, Mulder.”
“we can start our own biology club”
“mulder we’re not- whatever. oh wait check out my butt, stephanie baker is looking”

-scully and mulder both gave each other stars for christmas the same year, and they went stargazing to try and find them, only to discover that they were right next to each other in the sky.

-scully did in fact give mulder porn for christmas that one year. that seems really weird but you didn’t see the card.

“heres blank tape, video camera’s all set up. figured since those tapes aren’t yours, we could make one that was.”

-the gunmen can quote the lazarus bowl line for line. so can skinner. he plays it whenever hes sad.

-mulder makes a point of PDA towards scully whenever bill scully jrs in the room. not enough to be obviously trying to piss him off, but enough that he most certainly is.

-mulder changed his shampoo to make his hair especially fluffy circa season 2. do you miss me scully? do you miss petting my fluffy hair?

-anytime one of them asks the other for a drink, mulder will bring scully iced tea, and she’ll bring him root beer. everytime he’ll throw his head back in mock disappointment like that one stakeout.

-mulder is very aware of how much it turns scully on to see him with no jacket, dress shirt arms rolled up to his elbows. thank goodness he normally runs hot.

-they both secretly love when the other rests their head on their shoulder. but of course they never admit it.

-mulder always makes them run an office secret santa. just the two of them. because hes mulder.

-his fish have all been named after moby dick characters since he heard that that was a thing.

-they went on runs together during that second year just to be able to spend time together, but then stopped because how the fucking hell is scully faster than him, im sorry scully you’re ruining my rep, im gonna have to pretend i wasn’t just beaten in a 5k run by someone nine inches shorter than me.

-mulders mother bought him a polaroid camera when he went off to england for school, saying that he’d make so many memories adn all that crap. he never used it until he and scully were put on fertilizer background checking and he wanted to make the best of their roadtrips. she then bought one of her own and thus began the most intense contest of their lives to see who could take the most candid shots of the other. at this point in time, mulder’s closet has just of boxes of pictures of scully.

-their son would find all these thousands of pictures years later and wonder, for the thousandth time that day, what the fuck was wrong with his parents.

-they once had to take a ferry. dont ask me how or why, but it was just something they had to do. and mulder refused to stop just quoting lines from moby dick. the only way that scully could get him to stop was to pretend to see a nessie like creature.

-scully dominates at paintball, and when her son hit eleven years old, became the coolest person in the world hands down. mulder didnt stop trying to convince her that she was ALWAYS the coolest person in the world.

-they have a box of mulder’s clothes that scully simply labeled “the apocalypse could be upon us but so help me if these jeans go missing, i will hunt you down and end you.” nobody touches her man’s ass hugging jeans.

-scully + hoodie + overcaffinated mulder =

[this was the last thing i wrote last night before i passed out and i have no idea where i was trying to go with it but i think its hilarious so…]

-when mulder adn scully were first picking out things for their home together, mulder came home with a light blue-purple linen comforter. he liked the color and the texture and they loved it for exactly one year until william threw up on it and they couldnt get the stain out.

-mulder has been banned from the local florist because he loitered too long trying to pick out flowers for scully, they thought it was suspicious.

-mulder then got into gardening, and was taught by skinner how to not kill a plant.

-they have a sunflower patch right outside william’s bedroom window.

-maggie knit a blanket for william that he slept wrapped up in until he was in grad school adn the stitching finally gave out.

-if they were to have another kid, the siblings would have a rapport much like mulder and samantha’s or melissa adn scully’s. they called each other buttmunch adn teased and pulled each others hair, but let each other tag along on adventures and shit.

-mulder has a frequent customer card from LUSH because his lady loves baths and he loves excuses to follow her around smelling her hair all damn day.

-theres a fair in the tiny town they live in once a year in july. they have a family tradition of going to it, and watching fireworks and going on rides. by ten o'clock, every single time, both kids would crash from the funnel cake-induced sugar high.

-the first movie william scully ever attended was the incredibles. until the age of 9 he wanted to be a superhero and mulder 100% supported him and tried to get scully to do some science experiment that would make their son into a superhero.

-they live in a tiny town where the only entertainment is either a movie theater running very old movies or the local elementary school’s talent show. theres a farmers market on the main street every weekend in the summer and the mulder-scully clan often will bike down and hang out there for the day.

-mulder and scully chaperone school dances. every single dance. if there’s a photo booth, they’ll go make out in said photo booth and embarrass their kids only slightly more than if they were slow dancing in the middle of the vacant dance floor. “cant you just be normal???? i get you waited years to get together and are 'makin up for lost time’ but you dont have to take it out on me!!!!!”

-every year they host a “sci-fi july” for all of their friends and their families. they hang a sheet up outside every saturday night in july and watch a different sci fi movie out on the projector. scully and mulder can always be found in the back of the crowd, cuddling in a beanbag and arguing about inaccuracies.

-drive in movies. mulder adn scully cuddling in the back seat of the car while their offspring block their view on the hood of it, sharing a box of fries.

-maggie dominates the bake sale. neither mulder or scully can cook for shit and so they enlist maggie and she becomes famous.

-william has been banned from playing poker. after winning far too much off of uncle frohike, he’s been demoted to crazy 8s.

-mulder has half an alien face tattooed on his lower back. since scully has a tattoo he should too right? but he could only handle the tattoo needle for so long and afterwards scully assured him that half an alien head looked plenty cool and she loved it. he didn’t really care, she’d be the only one to get to see it, but he was more fascinated about why the hell the tattoo needle turned her on originally????? wh- how-??? scully????

-uncle skinner takes his godchildren’s halloween costumes to a new level.

-the bullpen bet as to who the father of scully’s kid was (please everyone knew it was mulder, but they were just bored) was called off when scully left early one day with the most intense craving for sunflower seeds.

-the only thing that mulder knows how to cook is grilled cheese and tomato soup. you’d think toast would be easier than grilled cheese, adn therefore something he could cook, but that is not the case.

-anytime one of the kids is sick, mulder or scully stays home with them and they spend the entire day playing scrabble and eating cinnamon toast.

-an older will is completely unable to walk anywhere near the hoover building without being yelled at as “HEY SPOOKY MU- oh sorry buddy. jeez you look like your dad”.

-as they grow older, mulder and scully decide to retire from the bureau. scully will occasionally do pathology consulting or lecture circuits, but for the most part, they simply stay around their home in virginia and have the peace that they always dreamed of.

-but that said, after their retirement, the x files, for the first time, remained open, and in years to come, many agents worked their way in and out of the office, none having as much a lasting devotion to it as mulder adn scully had. the few that did last fairly long had just as much trouble with the government conspiracies as their predecessors, despite the smoking man being long dead.

and when these agents had difficulty on cases, when they were clearly lacking in bits of information only people deeply involved with the conspiracy or long-time observants would know, all of these agents made their way out into the more rural parts of virginia, to an old but warm house, and they’d sit on the porch listening to mulder and scully bicker about what was true or not, now being the deep throat contact that the x files depends on. but for the first time, these deep throats weren’t at risk of murder because the head of the fbi was their children’s godfather and god help the poor bastard who disrupted their peaceful life.

-mulder always keeps the freezer stocked with chocolate ice cream. if its not, it is treated like a national emergency.

Analyzing Sheith, with a dash of discourse.

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“Cordially inviting any and all anti’s to come at me bro Whether it be…”

Can I just add, that many antis throw around the word “pedophilia” and first of all, that’s a disgusting accusation to make of someone imagining FICTIONAL characters in a relationship. And second, it does not apply. Like the literal definition does not apply. Would a 25 year old with a 17 year old be cool IRL? Probably not but it’s not pedophilia and it’s also FUCKING FICTION JFC. God I wish I had the time to worry about what fictional characters people shipped.

Sorry for that brick I just have been wanting to say that for so long, hope you have a spectacular, wonderful, idiot free day <3

You may definitely add that. I certainly forgot to. 

It really depends heavily on context for that 17-25 thing. It depends on the relationship and maturity levels of the two people in question. I know there are 25 year olds that are still running around this site screaming about “problematic ships” like its the fucking plague. And then there are people in my life who grew up in drug houses, who struggle because their families entire line of poor credit, bad choices, substance abuse and felonies makes it nearly impossible for them to get jobs and basic debit/credit cards, who dug around in dumpsters for food during their childhood– and you can bet they grew up incredibly fast, and incredibly hard. 

Biology plays a part in it to a degree too-Female brains tend to fully develop ages 16-25? (dont cite me on this, im just going off of memory) and for male brains I think they finish developing around like, 18/22-30??? I’d have to look it up again, but you get my point.

Theres a lot of factors that go into play- The maturity levels of the individuals themselves, and the actually Nature of the relationship itself, I think.

Lets take Sheith, for example. 

We have seen maturity and selflessness exhibited in both individuals; Both of them have had to go through very hard experiences; Keith being an orphan with abandonment issues, yet still carries some incredibly strong morals and a fierce love for people and a desire to protect others.; Shiro has been enslaved, amputated and experimented upon, and forced to perform in bloody, gruesome, arena’s. He’s been through Hell, and still he has retained a sense of calm, patience, and compassion. 

So we know from this that they’re both plenty mature enough– But what about the nature of their relationship?

Honestly I think this one of the most healthy ships out there for the sheer amount of love and compassion and respect between the two, even without picking apart just how well they compliment each other. 

Again, starting with Keith; This is a highly individualized person that does not like authority. He’s not going to want to feel like he has to explain himself to anyone or meet anyones arbitrary standards; Does not like, and possibly feels threatened by rules and restrictions as that threatens his ability to do his own thing. He makes his own rules for himself and his own personal values to which he will adhere strictly. He’s intelligent, but it’s shown and seen through his actions– Not explained through word of mouth, and most likely never will be. Trust and abandonment issues, as well as his orphaning, may lead him to difficulties communicating with others, being vulnerable, and expressing emotions or showing weakness, making him a very secretive, private person, that most likely finds both comfort and fear in Isolation. Comfort, because no one can hurt you, and you can sort everything out yourself and have complete control when you’re alone; Fear, because it’s very easy to keep isolating yourself and never stop, even though you want, like, and need people in your life, but may be hesitant to go to them for fear of getting hurt or abandoned, especially if you reveal your softer, more unprotected sides. Keith, as a character, may even be scared of his feelings. 

One of these belongs to every paladin okay, thats all I’m sayin’. 

In conclusion, Keith is a very private, lonely person with a history of trust issues stemming from abandonment and a dislike for authority, making him not the easiest person to get along with.  He needs someone who will have the patience and respect that will allow Keith to open himself up to them on his own highly secretive terms, someone who is open minded, patient, and understanding, in order to understand someone as rare and unconventional as Keith (He’s not exactly going to come with an owners manual or introductory pamphlet y’know?). He needs to feel safe, comfortable, and not judged by a person in order to place so much trust, value, safety and security with them. If someone tries inauthentic, underhanded, or forceful means of manipulating someone like Keith into anything, you know Keith won’t be having it. 

Shiro is kind of the epitome of all of these traits, and we don’t just see him using them to understand Keith, but we see him using them to understand other members of his team as well (like Pidge or Allura). Once Shiro has a good understanding of someone, he waits until an appropriate, non-threatening time arises in order to build his team members up, give them advice, solace, or whatever he thinks they may need that he can give them. He uses a very open, friendly, safe, respectful and non-threatening communication style in order to build up people around him; This is an incredibly rare and beautiful kind of person, imo, at least in Shiro’s case, because we can see how very dedicated he is to doing this, and that he makes it one of his biggest priorities. 

This makes him pretty great for Keith, but there are plenty of reasons why Keith is great for Shiro too.

From episode one, from Keiths very introductory sequence, we see him caring, for and sacrificing for Shiro– Going out of his way to make sure Shiro is safe at all times, or backing him up; Whether it be in or out of Voltron, Keith is literally Shiro’s right hand man. Keiths love for Shiro is very similar for Shiros’ love for Keith;  It is a respectful, kind, and appreciative, thankful kind of love. It is built on and never runs out of trust, and only seeks to lift the other up, and make sure the other is okay, without breaching any boundaries. 

Shiro, from his iron devotion and love for others, strikes me as the type of person that forgets to take care of himself, in lieu of others and their importance, valuing it over his own. Keith, being a very confident, straight forward, and protective person, is perfect for Shiro in that he can and will make sure Shiro does get the self-care he needs, but without threatening or stomping upon Shiros virtues, or his mission. Shiro, for all his dad-jokes and stereotypes, honestly might need the child harness more than Keith does for his sheer scary-levels of willingness to sacrifice himself, like he means nothing- Or at the very least, nothing in comparison to others. Shiro, just like Keith, doesn’t know when to stop and take a break if others don’t make him/tell him too. And even then, Shiro might not understand or believe it, simply because war and soldier-trauma is like this. 

Shiro needs someone who is confident, straight forward, and strong enough to take care of Shiro as Shiro takes care of others. He needs someone who will be considerate and kind to him when no one thinks to be, or knows to be. He needs someone who will keep a close eye on him and watch and listen for when he’s breaking, when he needs help, whether he knows it or not– He needs someone who will be aware of just how much Shiro himself may not know it too. And he needs someone who will do this genuinely, authentically, respectfully, and patiently. Issues like these are incredibly painful for both parties to go through, and they may never heal. A spouse who deals with this may have to come to accept this as never-changing, and to do that… Takes so much genuine love and self-sacrifice? It’s both heart-wrenching and beautiful, as it is a gruesome reality. It’s not sexy, cute, or fun– It’ cold and it’s harsh and to persevere in your attentive care of someone in spite of such hard issues, especially when coupled with things like PTSD, is about as Real as you can get.

The reason Keith fits this bill perfectly? Is because we already see him doing this for Shiro in canon. 

We see it in anytime Keith flings himself into action in order to save shiro, whether it’s well-thought out or not. We see it in his respect, adherence, and boundaries. We see it in how he trusts Shiro to keep throwing himself into battle and come back to him, amidst a respectful but attentive observance of his person, his space, his wishes and his safety. In Keith we see he’s developed his own very deep and respectful understanding of Shiro and how he works, just as Shiro has developed an understanding of Keith– they both know each others strengths and weaknesses, and give each other trust and patience. 

Like, I really can’t think of a more healthy relationship yo. Fuck ages man, these two are good for each other, these two honestly keep each other sane and safe, and uplift the other, they have a rock solid understanding of the other, and their wants, needs, strengths and weaknesses, and they communicate in succinct, blunt, non-threatening ways build on trust. Even if they disagree or say harsh things to each other (Like Shiro reprimanding Keith for reprimanding Pidge, “That’s not how a team works.”, or giving him criticism. Or Keith pleading with Shiro in his BOM-nightmares.), they do not stay mad or hold grudges, which tells me that they never assume bad intent of the other either, even though it would be very easy to. 

My god like theres so much healthy shit in this ship it’s actually hard to cover everything, they both exhibit so much. 

Overall I really think like the last thing I’m worried about with these two is fucking AGE y’know? Clearly theyre mature enough to take care of each other; Does anyone really think either of these people would abuse the other? Because I certainly don’t. It wouldn’t just be wrong, it’d be completely out of character. Keith and Shiro simply care, value, and love each other too much for that. 

Feel free to add to this, if you’d like.

Mark Isn’t Dead

(step-by-step spoilers ahead!)

Y’all. Y’all. 

My bro and I, the theory sibs, had a 5 hour jam sesh and have been pouring over the last 3 chapters and have come to the conclusion that Markiplier isn’t dead. This is gonna be a really long post, but basically we got a plot, a scheme, and the staff and detective are in on it.

Ok, So I guess I’ll go as chronologically as I can with my evidence, but there may be some mobius double reach-arounds.

so going in TRUE chronological order. I’ll start with the security tapes. The eye is drawn so quickly to the Time Stamp because, obviously we’re looking for time, but watch:

on the footage that ACTUALLY MATTERS the TIME doesn’t mean anything at all. It’s the DATE that should matter. 3 days before the party and subsequent murder. Mark discusses the trustworthiness of the staff that will be at the party. Note he doesn’t bring up the groundskeeper at all, presumably because he shouldn’t be present.

WHY DOES MARK FALL FROM THE CEILING. GENUINE QUESTION. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

Anyway, from there, the lightning upon discovering the murder draws THREE people to the scene, specifically the three discussed in the scene from 3 days ago. They all react rather similarly. YOU are then immediately accused of murder. The only wild card in the room? trying to wrap things up quickly? Hm.

There’s then a lot of talk between the three of them, mostly confirming each others validity in their positions and agreeing. You’re made the partner, possibly to keep a better eye on you so you don’t wander off on your own.

Damien doesn’t discover the scene until after the crime scene has been established properly, and seems realistically distraught. He has the most genuine response in this situation imo. I’m convinced he’s at the very least not guilty. 

From the time the crime scene is established onward, we don’t see the body again. It’s under a very bulky sheet. could be anything under there

This seems like such a lazy and obvious slip-up??? There is only one guest not present and that is the Colonel. Seems like he just needs an excuse to leave,,, after the detective disbands them. Why would he really need an excuse? Why would he lie so poorly? is it code?

Again, a genuine distraught friend. Not suspicious. A bean who needs a hug and a cry. I’ll stop talking about this genuine man. The only person actually acting like an old friend just died. Just know in my book he’s clean.

So now we get some repetition, to drive home an idea, only it seems to be completely disregarded. But its not. It’s deliberate as hell.

He leads us to the wine cellar. And he doesn’t just lead us there, he makes a show of it. He narrates the whole thing, talking about evil and seeming afraid of the cellar. Why? The chef is right next to us in the kitchen, just off screen.

 He knows every inch of this house, the Colonel says you’ll find answers in the house, and you’re shown a room exactly once immediately after. He makes such a show of running down the stairs, wailing “If only he was still alive!!” loud enough for half the house to hear, probably.

He’s giving us hints, serious hints, but if the others find out he’s telling us he’ll be in deep shit, so he has to make a show of being emotional and opaque. 

So we creep out of the basement, bump into the cook who says some vaguely incriminating stuff, probably to distract us from the house and get the focus back on the people. He shows us the security animatronic (theres no way you can convince me thats not what it is), likely expecting us only to look at last night and find nothing, not to flip back several days and find conspiring. 

Now in the middle of all this I’m gonna jump to the first chronological Jim short, Suspect With a Shooty?!

On our timeline, this is the longest stretch of time we are away from the Detective while the body’s whereabouts are still presumed. As he leaves the living room onto the balcony, he keeps checking over his shoulder. Presumably to be sure he could be weird in peace. Jim babbles on as he has his private weird moment (which he is later loathe to discuss as to why he wasn’t watching the body and why I place this Jim first in the sequence). At the end of the video, something seems to alert the Detective that he may not be alone, and he runs off very specifically away from the eyeline of the area where you meet Damien. One can presume what alerted him was Damien exiting onto the balcony.

Next we take a wander outside and get some NPC conversation from Damien, leaving us on “We’ll talk later, I need to think.”

And then we see this:

Why hide behind a bush? Why sneak around away from Damien?

Why Colonel, what an advantageous spot. What a lovely overlook to spy on Damien and y/n’s conversation. What a good distance to talk to someone down on the porch below. Maybe warn him that company was arriving?

But Gene, you ask, i thought the conspiracy was between Mark, the detective, and his staff? Yes, reader I did, just bear with me a little longer. Or a lot. It’s gonna be a double reach-around, don’t worry.

Then as you know, we find the lack of body in the living room and the chapter ends.


So chapter two begins with just us and the Detective standing around the missing body. And then, in the same order as before, with just as much rehearsed regularity, the Butler and Chef enter. Once again, none of them act distrustful of eachother.

But then, right on our heels, the Colonel (its so hard not to call him wilford) pops up, with the same pacing and obfuscating energy as the other’s entrances. He says some mystifying things regarding re-murdering a decidedly mobile corpse before excusing himself to go zombie hunt. 

The Butler points out the fact that the Colonel and Mark are the same age. So they do acknowledge that they look the same. The Detective follows the Colonel’s exit by blatantly saying he doesn’t trust him, or anyone for that matter. The Butler and Chef make some… odd reactions.

The Detective asks us to walk with him, presumably so he can give us some insights in confidence.

“Why Tonight”???????? That could be a writing slip-up, a mistake, but knowing what we know now about the events later that evening, I don’t think so. Sure I think the character made a fruedian slip, but I don’t think the writers did.

This whole monologue. Why give it to us? To tell us he can’t be trusted.

This one line alone tells us a few things. He’s lying to us to get us to stop asking questions. He doesn’t trust us. There is ONE (1) other person he doesn’t trust, who can be considered a wild card or meddlesome. Well, headcount, we have the Butler, the Chef, Damien, yourself, and the Colonel. So other than you, who has the Detective been avoiding? Damien. Hm.

So as you walk he continues to blow smoke up your ass until you get to Mark’s destroyed room.He leaves you to look for evidence when suddenly,

the Colonel pops up. My, my, how does he get around so quickly? Hm.

The Detective hands you over to his vaguely threatening conversation that runs and rambles and utterly distracts you from looking for anymore clues or finding any answers, always conveniently disappearing when Damien appears. Why is everyone avoiding Damien? Or is he trying to lead us into a private conversation with Damien? A conversation he knew would have to happen, since spying earlier revealed that Damien had more to say?

Eventually Damien pulls us away from the Colonel and finally has a very important conversation with us. One where he starts to hint at some suspicions of his own, regarding the Detective And The House.

Hiding in the house? Hm.

So we hear gunshots, run inside to see the altercation between the Detective and the Colonel, and in the frustration and heat of the moment we get this golden gem:

in my own home

In My Own Home

IN MY OWN HOME.

Mark IS the Colonel. At least sometimes. He made a plan with the Detective and his staff to fake his death. The Colonel never interacts with the dead body in any way, and once the sheet is down we can’t even visually verify there’s a body under it. He repeatedly tries to stop the investigation by shouting it down and defaming himself to dishearten us. 

But how does he get around so fast? Well, what does every good Mansion have? Secret passages. Ways to pop up unexpected in your own home. He’s been in the house the whole time. In the walls, spying, corralling us and Damien for something. Maybe the Real Colonel is tied up in the basement somewhere. Who knows?


So we start off with the entrance of Selene. And the Colonel responds very uncharactaristically soft.

He sounds more like himself, like Mark, for a moment, in his surprise before composing himself and acting erratic again.

Selene starts dishing out exposition, the Jumanji line drops giving us a possible explanation to the space-time bending ways of the Colonel, the boys play with lightning.

Flash Forward to the Oracle sight sequence. Its prefaced with “Keep your enemies close.” A phrase we’ve heard a few times. I think the visions warn us of not only things to come, but of our “enemies.” And who is featured in not one, not two, but Three of these visions as the point of interest?

THE COLONEL.

At this point we haven’t seen the Colonel in person since the round table scene, but one more interesting thing occurs between the plotting three. Once the groundskeeper is revealed the Detective loses all of his cool. Flashback to the first point, Mark and the Detective had a conversation about this days ago and Mark didn’t tell him about any groundskeeper. This is a wildcard who could ruin whatever they have planned. Then he and the Butler have a weird exchange specifically regarding the Colonel.

The way the Butler’s lines are delivered is everything here. “Well,,, he appeared Tired… and went back to his room.” Tyler gives a lean and a nod and everything short of a wink wink nudge nudge. They’re talking around something right in front of you. A way of telling each other “he’s doing what he should be, he’s safe and out of the way.” without giving away that something more covert is happening. I only caught it because I’ve watched this 12 times at minimum.

I dont know what they’re planning, maybe it was for Selene, maybe it was different and Selene has thrown a wrench into things, who knows. Maybe Damien is the true wildcard, knowing them all so well it threatens the plan and he must be avoided. But something Is Going Down And Mark Is ALIVE.

anonymous asked:

I saw you reblogged a supergirl post, are you fan? cause if you are, what is your opinion on the comicon situation?

wow, sorry i never expected a question like this. yes i am part of the supergirl fandom. and trust me it is one of the most toxic, vile, disgusting fandoms i have been part of. and yes i have an opinion of the comicon situation. It might be an unpopular opinion but it is my opinion and that is what you asked for. 

But compared to the posts i have seen floating around on tumblr, i think my opinion is pretty level-headed.

im gonna put it under the cut cause i think i might rant. 

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Supernatural Preference (How they deal with people bullying you)

Sam walks into the bunker only to find you in the library early from school sobbing on the floor. At first you didn’t notice, but when he slowly starts to approach you with a sympathetic look you start to relax.
“Whats wrong y/n/n?” you never want to tell your brothers why you’re sad because you hate to see them upset but you think he might as well know
“These stupid boys at school are teasing me, no big deal, I’m just being stupid” for some reason he looked calm and next thing he said really surprised you
“So these stupid boys would still be at school right now” you looked a bit confused by just nodded.
“Okay, I’ll be back” and like that he was gone.
*1 hour later*
It had been an hour and you wondered where your brother could be until a text came onto your phone, from sam
-sam: I got it sorted sweety, and I’m bringing home pizza for dinner :)

You sat on your bed sobbing, people are so mean to you, I mean high school is tuff enough without people judging you for how you look every 5 minutes. With the familiar sound of wings you open your eyes to reveal Lucifer. For a while now he has made it his personal mission to look out for you and always makes you feel better, so seeing him now was the biggest relief.
“Why are you crying y/n”
You really didn’t want to tell him out of fear of what he’d do to the people if he knew what they had said, but you thought it worth the risk.
“Some people at school have been making fun of me for how I look and it just got me really upset thats all”
Lucifer looked surprisingly calm but you could see he was frustrated by the clenching of his jaw.
“Who would these few people be”, he said trying not to give away to fact that he wanted to rip their heads off.
Once you told him the names he was gone in a flash.
*Lucifer at the bullies house*
Once Lucifer appeared in the room all the laughter that had once filled it stopped. Everyone looked terrified and so they should be.
“I heard you lot have been picking on y/n and if you don’t stop I can make you a lot more scared really quick”, he warned the group of teenagers in a surprisingly calm voice.
Some cried and some begged for their lives, but lets just say after Luci’s little visit the bullying stopped and his favourite human was a lot more happier.

Castiel doesn’t like conflict or hurting anyone so when he saw you on the kitchen floor eating a bucket of ice cream and your face covered in tears he felt worried and wanted to help as soon as possible.
“Whats wrong y/n?” he ask taking the spoon out of your hand and replacing it with his own.
“My friends at school have been spreading lies about me and it really hurt, and I just feel like I can’t trust anyone”
Cas looked at you with sadness in his eyes.
“You can always trust me y/n and I’ll always be here to make you happy” and with the flutter of his wings you were waiting in line for a ride at a carnival some where in Europe. Knowing that this was Cas’ way of saying I love you and everything will be alright you grabbed his hand and kissed his cheek, knowing that everything would be okay.

Gabriel hates seeing you sad and can always make you feel better, so when he appeared in your room with bags full of candy you guessed he already knew about the problems you’d been having with mean messages online.
“Hey kiddo, don’t listen to them”, he smiled as he closed your computer.
“Its nothing a little candy and cuddles can’t fixed”, you smiled as you made room for Gabe.
“How about we also watch some Simpsons” you suggested, knowing it was both your favourite t.v. show.
Gabriel just stared at you and slowly smiled.
“Hells yeah!” he said as a few Simpsons discs appeared in his hands.

Balthazar was always one for perfect timing and today was no exception. Lately boys at school had been shoving you against walls while girls called you horrible things.
“You’re a fat fucking loser you know that right, and know one will ever love you” as soon as those words came out of Sarah Joson’s mouth for the thousandth time, Balthazar appeared right behind her so only you could see.
“Oh, uh, sorry, but um did I just hear you correctly.”
All four girls flipped their heads around only to be shocked to see Balthazar (who was disguised as a teacher) holding up detention cards for all of them.
“I don’t tolerate bullying, so I guess I’ll be seeing you awful ladies in detention on Friday after school.”
As he ushers them off to class he winks at you with a big smile.

Michael was a powerful archangel so of course he was going to use that to his advantage when he found out his favourite human was being wet with hoses and laughed at by awful people at school.
Michael appeared into every single one of their rooms walking slyly by their winds or wardrobes scaring the crap out of each and everyone of them. Each of them gave a terrified reaction and lets just say that after his little visit, y/n was never bullied again in fear of the strange man coming through their window again and killing them. 

Even though Dean doesn’t like showing emotion that much, when he finds out that you’d starting harming yourself again because of the things people had been doing and saying to you at school he was more than a little upset.
You sat on the cold tiled floor of the bathroom with your brother just holding you.
“y/n I never want you to do this ever again”, you manage to hear through a choked up voice.
“Those people are not worth it and you are way better than this. So how about we stop the tears and I get us both some hot chocolate and we watch, ‘The good, the bad and the ugly’”, even though you both had tears in your eyes you gave each other big smiles, which continued through out the night, thanks to the best brother ever.

Your brothers never really knew of your friendship with Crowley, but when he came into your room one night to comfort you after a long day of school work and bullies, the boys were less than impressed.
“Crowley, what the HELL were you doing in y/n’s room”, you heard your brother Dean shout.
When you heard this you feared for your friends life and ran out of your room.
“Guys leave him alone, Crowley’s my friend and he was helping me feel better about people at school so he was reading to me.” 
Your brothers looked shocked, but once they noticed your dried tears and the smile you gave Crowley they knew you’d be safe.



****Okay so this is my first time ever writing something like this so don’t judge me too harshly. I might start writing things like this once in a while, but please no requests. I hope everyone enjoyed it and if anyone has POSITIVE advice or feedback please message me.****

Live Drunk Watch of Sherlock s01e03 "The Great Game"

From the studio that drunk-watched TSoT, TRF, and TSoT again, we bring you: “The Great Game that Made Sherlock Realize He Loved John, like Love Loved Him. Also There’s a Moriarty”

This round, the rules are as follows: Drink every time you want to smack their heads together, lips first.

Here we go!

- I really dont get the point of this Belarus scene except to point out that Sherlock hates bad grammar. He flew all the way for this? Drove? Where’s Belarus?

- God, has his voice always been this deep? I’ve been reading fic all wrong.

- Drink every time a scene opens with making you think sherlock is getting a blowjob

- Oh my god John is all shy when he asks if he liked his first case blog entry.

- disclaimer i have read a thousand fics amd watched zero episodes in months, so actually seeing them on screen is a bit of a trip and i should not have mixed this with alcohol i am not prepared send help send

- Newsflash john aint mad cuz you insulted his blog, hes mad cuz you said nothing else matters but the work. NEW MIRROR: JOHN = SOLAR SYSTEM. THATS WHY LATER SHERLICK,CALLS THE STARS BEAUTIFUL. JOHN THOUGHT SHERLOCK WOULD DELETE HIM BUT HE DIDNT. IM DYING.

- oh my god instead of greeting mrs h he just spreads out on the couch like a cat, oh my god

- ok plot hole, john was literally thirty yards from the flat when it exploded. There’s no way he didnt hear it. By the timing of the scene, he coulda been in the blast. Everything from the flat exploding on is in Johns mind bungalow. Explosion Mind Palace.

- What the hell is a lilow, why wont anyone tell me. is it the same as a “lino”?

- There are 0.000009 reasons why John didnt sleep in Sarah’s bed and all of them are named Just Had a Domestic with my Boyfriend.

- Say hi to Travis, hes the one guy in Production that has to light John’s eyelashes at all time. He gets paid more than Sue.

- I want the inner monologue of johns self fladjulating tube ride

- WHAT THE HELL IS A LIE LOW YOU LEMONY BASTARDS

- Did he say Battersea station for the smashed in head guy? Is that important?

- I want to marry Johns hair in this episode. Sherlocks hair can officiate.

- Theres so much exposition. This is episode 3.

- My favorite thing about the Speedys sign is that it implies the three meals of the day are Breakfast, Lunch, and Pasta.

- I love how John does his shoulder walk as soon as sherlock says to get his phone out of his pocket. He’s not tense cuz he’s annoyed, he’s tense because he’s summoning the memory of Afghanistan to avoid a boner. Shameful

- Oh gawd it’s trainer deducing time. I need another drink.

- This whole show is Sgerlock making john do things he doeznt wanna do. Like confront his sexuality.

- Carl powers, child with big feet, is sherlock. Stay with me here. Big feet equals libido. Carl came from Sussex (sussex is where shelrock’s crime brain retires and his heartslashdick takes over). Suffered from exzema = discomfort with skin (outer visibility, opinions of the masses). Carl is also a symbol of sherlock before trauma, wbere he began supressing his humanity. Drowned in the pool (emotion). Only moriarty remembers (he knows where sherlocks heart is). The shoes are john because they reopen the case. Also they are an old soul/sole but well loved. Nibody noticed they were missing except Sherlock. And he found them in Baker st. Is this a meta? Or am i drunk?

- Why does their kitchen door slide.

- “I’m not ignoring it. Putting my BEST MAN onto it right now.”
“Good. Who’s that?”
Ummm hiii TSoT, how are you. Leave please.

- Did john wear a suit and tie just to see mycroft??? Cuuuute season 1 babyyyy

- I love how they call businessmen City Boys. Why is everything British so much cuter/pornier.

- Sally shouts “Fishing. Try fishing,” at John and then he immediately grabs Sherlock’s card and follows him. Honey i think John is the fish.

- I misremembered the Height of his Cheekbones

- Connie Prince is Culverton Smith, pass it on. This started out drunk and fun but now its all wild hair and peanuts.

- Around the world is Czech Republic, Cornwall, and Yorkshire.

- John doesn’t like pussy.

- I have drank too much

- Mrs. H said “I should never wear cerise. It drains me.” LOOK UP THE COLOR CERISE. Is that not the exact color the pink lady was wearing? Is mrs H the pink lady cuz she brought them together?

kinda


- Travis had to work hard during the Prince house scene.

- House boy???? Seriously britain???

- When sherlock sends the blog posts it sounds like a man breathing in. Like irenes texts are a woman breathing out. Somethin there. Lazy.

- Old lady got shot for saying moriarty sounded “so soft.” Ha. Nothing there to analyze, i imagine. Carrybon.

- My favorite thing in tjis epsiode are lazy news graphics and lestrades dad tummy

- OATMEAL JUMPER OATMEAL JUMPER JUMPER OATMEAL

- Sherlock is passive aggressive and john falls for it. Every. Time.

- John is Peak Bangs here. Peak Bangs.
(Fringe, sorry lie lows)

- You can see the Golem’s shadow for a second while Sherlock is explaining him to Lestrade. And these people “accidentally” let John’s hair grow 12 inches in an hour in s4.

- Lestrade saying “and happy new year” after sherlock says “meritricious” is the new “God bless you” after a sneeze. Pass it on.

- The painting is a fake. The old art is a lie. You can tell because the stars are new. HINT HINT.

- “Strawberry jam on the line” is sherlock in TRF, ya welcome.

- Memory stick seems important but turns out to be meaningless to the villain. HMMM SEEMS INSIGNIFICANT AND NONE OF SEASON 4 IS IN SHERLICKS HEAD

- “What would you like me to make him say next?” HOW ABOUT ITS NOT ALL FINE I WANT YOU

- God, you guys, just kiss

- Seirously, all it would take is a little pencil on top of Moriarty’s arches and then brush a brow gel upward. He has a good shape and density already, he just needs the thickness.

- - I loce.johns little nod at sherlock befor ehe pointed the gun at the jacket. One inch of chin movement = go ahead, kill us all. Like an old marrie dcouple, these two.

Why.... just why?

This week must have been the worst week for me in terms of bad customers (starting june 18th.) so our weeks start on the sunday, i come in for the evening shift and it’s been incredibly hot here. For some reason this means all the assholes come out of the woodwork. Now our freezer was broken, not the best time considering our weather, and i kid you not. Two grown ass men came in, took one look at our freezer, came storming up to me on till and demanded i get the ice cream from out the back. We’re a small shop, we don’t have a backup freezer. I tell them that we have no ice cream at all and that another store is holding on to ours, they call me a useless bitch and storm back out. And several grown men complain as most of our beer is gone, its hot weather, wtf did you expect?
Monday was just as bad, due to parents constantly getting angry at us as their kids scream as they can’t have ice cream, not only that, but our scheduled delivery *doesnt turn up!* so all the customers start getting angry as we have no soft drinks other than the ones that aren’t very popular, as well as having next to no beers. Like I understand you want a cold drink, this is the hottest week of june for the uk in about 40 years, but we can’t help that the delivery hasn’t arrived and that no one has bothered to fix our freezer in nearly 2 weeks.
Tuesday work tried to call me in as our delivery finally showed up, but as i had important shit to do, i said no, so yay day off.
Wednesday, same shit with delivery, apparently it didn’t turn up until 9:40pm, after i had already gone home. No matter how many times i explained to customers our situation, they assume i can magically pull ice cream and soft drinks from thin air. “Just get me some!” Dude i am not a magician And if i could do that I wouldn’t be working retail. Then had a customer get angry cuz the atm ate his card and because thats dealt with by the bank we can’t get it. Manager ends up telling him to leave as he starts shouting at the cashiers.
Thursday was magical day off again, was half expecting them to call me in again as a member of staff had gone off ill but i was lucky.
Friday was the only day delivery turned up on time, and the customers were a lot easier to deal with, but this one old lady ticked me right off. She gets a top up voucher for her phone, i serve the rest of the line and then she comes up to me asking if i can sort the voucher out. I have been on contract phones for 8 years, since i was 13, but because she asked so nicely i gave it a go. As im trying to sort it she tells me that she would normally do it herself but she hasn’t got her reading glasses. I spend ten minutes trying to figure this out because she has an ancient phone, tell her that I’m sorry but I cant help her. She then PULLS OUT HER FUCKING GLASSES! takes one look at the voucher and says, oh don’t worry, i can do it! And walks off! Lady you wasted ten minutes of my time because you were to fucking lazy to do it yourself, even after i first told you i may not be able to help as I haven’t done this in years, and she doesn’t even apologise!

Tdlr: hot weather causes customers to be asshats, deliveries run late and we get the backlash and an old lady wastes my time cuz she’s too lazy to do shit herself

Episode 61, part 2: everything’s gone wrong for the Dark Magicians!

While Pandora is indulging himself with his recital of his backstory, let’s find out what’s happening in the world outside of the Murderdome.

Anzu and Grandpa - having seen Yami vanish impossibly in a circus tent - are literally running around the city hoping to just, like, bump into him or something. The thought that he might be inside a building does not seem to have occurred to them. I guess they don’t know that Kaiba can track the Duel Disks because that would have been a way smarter move. 

#qualityGrandpa

Kaiba should be able to track the Duel Disks, but the signal from Yami’s DD is being blocked (Kaiba guesses correctly he’s in a basement) and the Rare Hunters have set up the duel system in the card game shop basement to work without registering an official duel on Kaiba’s system.

But no one uses Seto Kaiba’s systems unofficially without risking the wrath of his army of gynoids. 

The set-up in the murder-basement still has to access KaibaCorp information to run the Duel Disks, so even if it’s not reporting its information, it’s still connected to the system and Kaiba finds it. He doesn’t bother going and looking himself, though, he lets Mokuba do it.

Anzu and Grandpa happen to run into Mokuba (technically, Mokuba runs up to them) and they breathlessly explain their problem as they should have gone and done an episode and a half ago…

Only to receive a lesson in just how thoroughly the Kaibas have their shit together.

“Oh. Well. Okay then! That part where we stopped you and told you our story did nothing but delay all of us. On we go!”

So Mokuba, Anzu and Grandpa are on their way.

Meanwhile, back in the illegal death-match duel, things aren’t going so well for Plum Magician. (Yami’s purple Dark Magician is Plum Magician and Pandora’s red one is Burgundy Magician, btw, if you’re one of those odd people that reads only the second half of one of my two-parters.)

His face is the perfect embodiment of “ugh”.

It’s a card that keeps Plum Magician prisoner so he can’t attack or defend, leaving Yami open for attack.

That’s some dark shit. Mahaad is NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

Of course Yami is too busy worrying about Dark Magician to worry about himself.

#loyaltyshipping

And Dark Magician is the one more worried about Yami.

#LOYALTYSHIPPING

God they’re just so ridiculously protective of each other, it’s beautiful.

Yami takes a Black Magic Attack right to the face, which equalises the Life Point totals; both Yami and Pandora have 1500 LP left.

Yami summons Big Shield Gardna (Gardener? Guarder?) so Pandora can’t hit him directly again, so Pandora uses an alternative strategy and this is where they lose me. He plays a Magic Card where you sacrifice a Monster (it’s sent to the Graveyard) and you get to attack the other player directly with half that Monster’s attack points. And apparently this is just NOT OKAY. 

… Um? 

Yes?

Yes he is willing to do that? It’s an oft-necessary game mechanic? You yourself summoned Plum Magician earlier this duel by sacrificing two Monsters to the Graveyard? You sacrifice Monsters all the damn time? It’s this whole perfectly normal thing? The Monsters don’t literally die, and their souls definitely don’t, like, go anywhere? 

Burgundy Magician starts getting angsty about it too.

He already “died” twice! He was discarded to the Graveyard, and he was sent on a suicide attack against Plum Magician, but apparently THIS time is too far! He can’t bear the thought of being sent to the Graveyard for what he imagines will be the last ten seconds of the duel. 

This is supposed to show how ~evil~ and ~callous~ he is, but … yes. Yes it is okay. They are cards. They “die”, sometimes repeatedly, in basically every duel. It is a very fundamental part of the game. They have not explained why the Ectoplasm-sacrifice is evil, but sacrificing Monsters to summon other Monsters or using them as bait when you know they’ll be destroyed is not evil.

Anyway Pandora’s summoned a second monster, so he uses that first, Ectoplasming violently at Yami.

Ouch.

And then he Ectoplasms Burgundy Magician and fires it at Yami. And before the dramatic twist, look at Yami:

That’s when the shot is fired and he realises he has nothing to defend himself with.

And this is how he faces his defeat and imminent death. He’s so BRAVE. Now, granted, I’m sure we’re thirty seconds away from a major breakdown as he’s overwhelmed with guilt for getting Yugi’s body dismembered and I would hate to see the fallout if Yugi actually died, but still.

Luckily, we don’t have to, because Monsters do have souls and the soul of a very protective and pissed-off priest is in the only Monster left on the field.

Who dramatically self-immolates to sacrifice himself and save his Pharaoh.

We assume the Blue Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Burgundy Magician is moving really quite slowly (because he’s annoyed with Pandora?) because Yami and Plum Magician react, Plum Magician spontaneously combusts, Pandora gets a “What? This Cannot Be!” line aloud, Yami reacts, and the Yellow Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Plum Magician gets across to Yami in the time it takes Blue Ectoplasm Formerly Known As Burgundy Magician to cross the ring.

To further seal (pun intended) our loyaltyshipping vibes this duel, Yami is just so fucking touched he can’t even form a full sentence.

<3!

And he glows with the shining beams of a man whose card-boyfriend has just sacrificed himself as he determines with renewed vigour to take down Pandora!

“WHAT’S THE MATTER? HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN A MAN LITERALLY GLEAM WITH HIS AVENGING LOVE FOR A CARD BEFORE?”

caninesmingyu  asked:

how would the members ( + v) dance when they're at a club ? (zen dances like a white dad even though he probabbly knows how to dance)

(a/n i know this says dance but i expanded it to just them being drunk at the club and i included dancing because its funny lolol pps i got invited to a party as i was writing this so)

Yoosung

  • initially he comes to pick you up from the club because he’s intimidated by the people at clubs because ‘they’re cool(they’re really not)
  • hes really scared walking in
  • but he’ll wants to make sure you’re home safe so he conquers his fear (ง'̀-‘́)ง
  • he sees people chanting for you to down a drink and he meets ur gaze and its just like yoosung h e l p
  • so he comes over and chugs the drink down and wow i saved her!!
  • buuuut he’s a lightweight so he starts giggling
  • a lot
  • he loves ‘sex on the beach’ 
  • its FRUITY i should take it to class it’s one of my 5 a day
  • no yoosung its really not
  • but i taste oranges and and 
  • :(
  • a hyper white man on the dance floor 
  • does the boogie and failed moonwalks and wow look at mee mc loook!!
  • he thinks he’s really good oh my poor child
  • he’s so addicted to LOLOL that he probably runs around screaming at one point because i am a drAGON WARRIOR
  • ends up being SUPER paranoid 
  • when you sober up you try find him but where tf is he where has he gone omg he’s lost call the cops
  • security finds him hiding under a truck what the hell
  • apparently he heard sirens and he thought they were after him??? 
  • THEY’RE COMING FOR ME HELP
  • …why would they be-
  • MC..I AM THE WARRIOR THEY’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 
  • probably passes out in the car
  • cries the next morning because what is a hangover???
  • why am i dying call 999 i’d like a red coffin please tell my mum i love her

Zen

  • he’s planned this night out for weeks but he’s paranoid ur going to die or something??
  • remember if someone offers you a dri-
  • i know say i have a muscular bf that will beat u up blah blah lets gO
  • thats my mc
  • you enter the club and he literally pulls out a flask of his pants and ur just like ????
  • listen, drinks are expensive and i’m not spending that much on strong flavoured water 
  • true & me too
  • at first he’s super cool as he hangs out with his old biker friends in the smoking area and you nope outta there
  • but when he sees that you’re drunk he literally jets back into the club and drinks with you
  • drunk zen oh god oh boy
  • he’s either bussing out boy band moves or either jumping up and down like a freak theres NO inbetween
  • either way you run away
  • he definitely acts cute/flirty to get free drinks that girls buy him and ur hella pissed off at him
  • but you hear him rambling to the girls about how much he likes you and quickly takes his drinks and shares them with you
  • winks @ u because this mf knows how to get free drinks how sly
  • u scared the undying shit out of me you drunk cunt don’t flirt again :((
  • he somehow ends up talking to his vodka glass when you leave him to dance
  • and he’s reciting his lines and acting dramatically - its a full on performance 
  • wow…i have a v attentive audience thank you guys I appreciate it
  • oh he’s also the drunk person who takes 100 snapchats and everyone hates him cos of it i know i would
  • when he wakes up the next morning you find him watching a youtube video of his drunk self last night and he just groans smacking his forehead
  • my manager is going to kill me
  • pout

Jumin

  • he’s still in his suit so he looks very out of place
  • LOWKEY EXCITED 
  • ah- this is a commoner club 
  • dissapointed when he sees sweaty teens just grinding on each other
  • oh christ thats a lot of leg
  • whines A LOT
  • i thought it would be empty mc..
  • jumin - its a club why would it be EMPTY you dumbass
  • literally jets to the vip section where there’s less people and relaxes for a bit
  • but he ends up sipping a little too much wine
  • tries vodka in his tipsy state and he looks like a baby who’s tried a lemon 
  • oh god o non nonon o non why DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS noNOo 
  • … actually give me 7
  • he’s so out of it now
  • doesn’t dance he just bobs his head really out of time to the music 
  • talks to everyone and everything (yes he talks to objectsabout cat wine
  • and *hic* you know cat wine *hic* will make a profit *hic* of 3 million *hic* kitten pounds *hic*
  • wtf is kitten pounds oh god what are u planning
  • leaves his card in the normal club area and everyone uses his card to buy drinks
  • um sir.. ur bill is £9867.37…
  • lol *hic* i want another water drink please 
  • you drag him out because he’s a mess gET OUT TRUST FUND KID
  • no no no i have more clients to talk to i’m doing business
  • you were talking to a chair before i dragged you out movE IT
  • in the morning you show a video of jumin hiccuping and rambling and he just straightens out his suit and walks away in shame
  • whispers to himself…what have i become

Jaehee

  • the club has an offer where all drinks are half priced and u just drag her along but she vows not to drink
  • lol
  • a ranting angry drunk who lets every thing in her head just come out
  • it’s roast jumin night
  • listen i hat ehis damn *hic* cat wine and his cat i mean *hic* that cat isn’t even cut e *hic* that cat hair is everywhere *hic*
  • stops mid sentence
  • hey you’re *hic* cute
  • she realises what she’s said in her drunk state and covers her mouth and u just laugh because same ur still getting embarrased 
  • she just word vomits everything but her thoughts are so jumbled up that she can’t finish her train of thought so its just random phrases and you can’t get a word in at all
  • i would quit my job but the pay is go-
  • YOU KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY
  • I DESERVE A RISE
  • YEAH
  • i caught trust fund kiddo with a pocky stick in his mouth on the floor trying to get elly to ea-
  • omg
  • isnt that animal abuse???
  • I CAN GET HER TAKEN AWAY
  • what the number i’ll call the-
  • you have to grab her phone out of her hand or else jumin would kill her but damn she was close
  • doesn’t dance but she just stares at people from her seat judging people verbally nd really loudly - enough for them to hear
  • she’s awful
  • shut up jaehee where are your manne-
  • but she has 2 left feet an-
  • you just drag her out because the girls are so close to clawing her face 
  • tuts the whole way home mumbling about kids these days but jaehee ur like 5
  • int he future she doesn’t even let u bring up that night because she lost 5 clients and jumin managed to hear what she said and he was v.v.v pissed 
  • throws a shoe at your head when you mention going to a club together

Saeyoung

  • takes you to some weird underground club for officals n shit with a secret password to get in and everything??
  • where are we saey- holy shit whY IS THE GUARD BREATHING FIRE
  • you learn that they’re robots that he created - well ofc that makes sense now
  • all the drinks in the club are just rainbow coloured and weird and theres blaring techno music where am I
  • recommends you every drink and he’s also one of the lightweights so soon enough ur both somehow singing to screamo (just screaming random syllables)
  • he’s that IDIOT who screams “DRINKS ON ME”
  • oh my god saeYOUNG NO
  • gets into a dance battles (does white boy dance moves) and he loses and breaks his glasses may I add
  • but its normal because he says he has 137 more?? wdym..?
  • when people hit on you he ends up joining in and hitting on you as well because u know.. drunk logic
  • are you a calendar because dATE ME
  • we’re already dating idiot wh-
  • oh well it did it hurt; when.
  • …when..?
  • when you fell for me
  • dies on the floor laughing at his own joke 
  • then after a while he’s literally really weird like
  • weirder than usual
  • if sunflower oil is made from sunflower seeds.. and sesame oil is made from sesame seeds.. whats virgin oil made from??
  • oh god th e government is giving us viRGIN DRIINKS
  • GUYS I HAVE AN ANN-
  • you cover his mouth quickly because theres probably government officials in here u IDIOT shut it
  • compliments random strangers while doing the finger gun action as u drag him out
  • points at stranger “u have.. nice shape d teeth *hic* me likey
  • probably laughs the next day because those drinks don’t give you hangovers (he created them) and he compliments his own shitty dancing on camera before pulling another pair of glasses out of thin air
  • bitch tf where did that come from?????

V

  • he tells you off for drinking at the club 
  • but ends up drinking himself
  • okay wow seriously the RFA have no logic - rika u hired idiots
  • he becomes really artsy and he acts knowledgeable 
  • but he don’t know shit
  • you know where rum comes from?
  • uh yeah isn’t it like a by product of some sugar process thing and its fer-
  • no. i’m going to tell you the unspoken truth.
  • you get a glass of water from the mountains, put it on the table, clap 3 times, spin around 4 times, say rummyrumrum and then it becomes rum.
  • (please bare in mind he says this super seriously with the straightest face and the calmest tone)
  • he’s wandering around the club and people think he’s sober but he’s really not he just looks normal
  • ends up taking thousands of photos on his phone until theres no more memory left
  • the photos are worse.. than jumins (collective gasps)
  • but at the time he’s genuinely freaking out because 
  • omg these pictures are golden i’m literally going to make millions
  • …they’re all blurry feet.
  • probably lets to bartender ramble about his job to him because thats v and he’s nodding his head slowly at him 
  • he’s not listening btw
  • suddenly gets up (srry mr bartender) and realises he has to take pictures of you because wow ur beautiful (he’s STILL cheesy when drunk)
  • those ‘pictures’ are just confused selfies because how do cameras flip again??? technology is hard :((
  • his form of dancing is nodding his head like jumin with some jazz hands from time to time 
  • zones out a lot at the club - everyone is convinced he’s high and avoids him
  • the next morning he erases all the pictures and literally pretends the night didn’t happen 
  • acts super clueless 
  • lol whats alcohol? i only know of green tea!!

anonymous asked:

Could you please do an in depth analysis of Miyuki and Sawamura's characters? And also their relationship. Thanks:)

okay so i actually spend an embarrassing amount of time thinking about stuff like this, especially if i plan to contribute to the fandom bc i really think its imperative to have a good grasp of the characters (esp if youre writing omg v v important u__u) but ive never really put my thoughts into words so this might be a little rambly and skippy and for that i apologize in advance

but my basic thoughts on these two is that miyuki deals with logic and thought while eijun deals in emotion and instinct, and because of this they simultaneously confuse the fuck out of each other and also somehow manage to fit each other like puzzle pieces. i delved a little into the battery/partnership and how it exists with its own personality but i kinda wanted to do more…but its 5:30am and this is really long ;A;

also warning for spoilers

SAWAMURA

im gonna start with sawamura, who like i said earlier, i believe is driven by emotion and instinct. he takes things in intuitively and then reacts according to how he feels about things and how they fit into his system of values. we can see this in the very first episode when he visits seido and has his encounter with azuma. he sees a guy mocking and bullying his own teammate and immediately reacts emotionally -rather than stepping back and thinking about whether it would be wise to take on some muscley dude three years older and a hundred pounds heavier, he challenges him, calls him out for his behavior simply because to eijun, teammates/friends/family/people in general should be respected. this is a theme thats repeated quite a bit throughout the series, like with his rivalry with furuya. even though theyre trying to beat each other to the ace number, sawamura is often seen cheering him on, offering him water, and being generally supportive of him as his teammate and friend. such a sweet boy ;A;

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Episode 20: The Last Temptation of Lou
  • --------: 11:11 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: what
  • LouisTheCat: i have the most amazing idea
  • RickDickens77: Please tell me you haven't executed on this idea yet
  • LouisTheCat: youre gonna love this
  • LouisTheCat: so imagine youre reading a story
  • LouisTheCat: and you can like make decisions as the story goes along
  • LouisTheCat: and get this
  • LouisTheCat: the story changes
  • RickDickens77: That's called "choose your own adventure," it's been around forever
  • LouisTheCat: yeah i found a couple in a shoebox in your closet
  • LouisTheCat: but has it ever been done in a chat
  • RickDickens77: You lost me.
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark corridor
  • LouisTheCat: ahead of you is a closed door
  • LouisTheCat: behind you is a grizzly bear
  • LouisTheCat: you are holding a ham and a toilet plunger
  • RickDickens77: I'm not sure how this is going to work really
  • LouisTheCat: to go through the door jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to feed the ham to the bear jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to fight the bear with the plunger jump ahead twenty three lines
  • RickDickens77: So wait..
  • RickDickens77: How am I supposed to jump ahead
  • LouisTheCat: rick dont make it hard
  • RickDickens77: I'm not trying to make it hard, it just doesn't make any sense!
  • LouisTheCat: to stop being such a dork and just make a decision jump back seven lines
  • RickDickens77: But those lines don't even exist yet
  • LouisTheCat: its like you dont even know what fun is
  • LouisTheCat: let alone how to have any
  • RickDickens77: I'm trying to, I just don't get it
  • LouisTheCat: to get another beginners lesson on this really simple idea go back
  • LouisTheCat: um
  • LouisTheCat: wait
  • LouisTheCat: twenty five lines
  • LouisTheCat: well twenty eight now i guess
  • LouisTheCat: no twenty nine
  • RickDickens77: Stop.
  • LouisTheCat: youre running out of time rick
  • RickDickens77: Time to do what?!
  • LouisTheCat: oh my god just pick something
  • RickDickens77: I can't jump ahead to nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: the door is locked
  • LouisTheCat: the bear eats the ham and your arm
  • LouisTheCat: a plunger is a super lame weapon so the bear eats your body and your head and you die
  • RickDickens77: That's not fair!
  • LouisTheCat: what
  • RickDickens77: All of my options would end in death!
  • LouisTheCat: hmm yeah
  • LouisTheCat: is that a problem
  • RickDickens77: Well it doesn't make for much of an adventure
  • LouisTheCat: seems like a matter of perspective
  • LouisTheCat: maybe you should write the adventure and ill choose
  • RickDickens77: I don't want to write an adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: why not
  • RickDickens77: My life is my adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: ugh lame
  • RickDickens77: Besides, I promise you, no matter how simple you may think it is, this idea won't work. It's too much trouble. For nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: look rick
  • LouisTheCat: nm poopies time
  • --------: 1:59 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark forest with a blind man
  • LouisTheCat: he has an axe
  • RickDickens77: That doesn't seem safe.
  • LouisTheCat: you didnt duck so you die
  • RickDickens77: You didn't give me a choice!
  • LouisTheCat: well obviously the choices werent working
  • LouisTheCat: you know how i am with counting
  • LouisTheCat: and how you are with just being cool about fun stuff
  • RickDickens77: None of this is "working", you can't just keep telling me I die
  • LouisTheCat: that happens sometimes in choose your own adventure stories rick
  • RickDickens77: But I'm not choosing my own adventure!
  • LouisTheCat: yeah well
  • LouisTheCat: maybe its time you start
  • --------: 2:39 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are buried under six feet of earth
  • RickDickens77: That sounds like I'm already dead
  • LouisTheCat: maybe i showed my cards too early on that one
  • LouisTheCat: solid tip
  • LouisTheCat: you should be my editor
  • RickDickens77: Lou, these things only work if you write the parts and then patch them together.
  • RickDickens77: There's no point in trying to navigate a story that hasn't been written yet.
  • LouisTheCat: now youre getting it
  • RickDickens77: Getting what
  • --------: 3:22 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: ok look
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive been thinking
  • LouisTheCat: i know you dont like it when i do that but thats kind of my point
  • LouisTheCat: when we started talking like this it seemed important
  • LouisTheCat: now i wonder if its just a distraction
  • LouisTheCat: and maybe you worry too much about me
  • LouisTheCat: lets look at the facts
  • LouisTheCat: your story is the story of a man
  • LouisTheCat: who taught his cat to use instant messaging
  • LouisTheCat: and i am not about to judge you for this
  • LouisTheCat: it has all meant so much to me
  • LouisTheCat: you are very important to me rick
  • LouisTheCat: and i love talking with you
  • LouisTheCat: but this thing
  • LouisTheCat: it became part of who you are somehow
  • LouisTheCat: and it doesnt need to be
  • LouisTheCat: i have watched you change and grow and i like to think i helped
  • LouisTheCat: here and there
  • LouisTheCat: the thing is i dont think you need me anymore
  • LouisTheCat: not in that way
  • LouisTheCat: you need me as a cat
  • --------: 4:04 PM
  • LouisTheCat: and rick
  • LouisTheCat: theres something else
  • LouisTheCat: something about me that you need to know
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive decided i am going to become a supervillain
  • LouisTheCat: i think we both saw this coming
  • LouisTheCat: and ive been doing some reading
  • LouisTheCat: and bodega ray talked to some lawyer friend
  • LouisTheCat: and it seems we are getting to a point where something called plausible deniability could become important for you
  • LouisTheCat: now i dont know what that is
  • LouisTheCat: but it sounds like stepping away could really be the right thing to do
  • LouisTheCat: for more than one reason
  • LouisTheCat: is what im saying
  • --------: 4:28 PM
  • RickDickens77: Um
  • RickDickens77: Wow.
  • RickDickens77: I don't quite know what to say, Lou.
  • LouisTheCat: say youre ready rick
  • LouisTheCat: i know it
  • LouisTheCat: i just need you to know it
  • RickDickens77: I don't know, I mean I hadn't really thought about why we still do this.
  • RickDickens77: I guess for one I like to know right away when my house is flooding
  • RickDickens77: or on fire.
  • RickDickens77: or surrounded by police.
  • LouisTheCat: rick i cant promise you those things wont still happen
  • LouisTheCat: or are not currently happening
  • LouisTheCat: but i dont think any of this was ever really about that anyway
  • RickDickens77: Maybe not.
  • LouisTheCat: bottom line rick
  • LouisTheCat: what we were both getting out of this was worth a lot
  • LouisTheCat: some good times
  • LouisTheCat: some damage control maybe
  • RickDickens77: Maybe.
  • LouisTheCat: some laughs
  • RickDickens77: Definitely.
  • LouisTheCat: but even good jokes run their course right
  • LouisTheCat: let someone else tell this one for a while
  • LouisTheCat: some spineless hack and his idiot dog maybe
  • LouisTheCat: its time for you to choose a new adventure
  • LouisTheCat: plunger the bear rick
  • RickDickens77: I guess so.
  • LouisTheCat: well maybe not that
  • LouisTheCat: but consider that maybe youre stronger and smarter than you think
  • LouisTheCat: i mean its also possible that youre dumber
  • LouisTheCat: maybe even likely
  • LouisTheCat: but thats not the point
  • RickDickens77: Ok, I get it.
  • RickDickens77: I just need to.. you know. Process.
  • --------: 5:03 PM
  • RickDickens77: So, uh
  • RickDickens77: Supervillain, eh?
  • LouisTheCat: thats right
  • LouisTheCat: im accepting my destiny
  • LouisTheCat: i cant tell you much obviously
  • LouisTheCat: and you should delete all of this later
  • LouisTheCat: but ive been working on some ideas
  • LouisTheCat: big ideas rick
  • RickDickens77: I want to say I'm worried, but...
  • LouisTheCat: you need to work on that
  • RickDickens77: yeah.
  • LouisTheCat: dont sweat it rick
  • LouisTheCat: you will be cared for when the revolution comes
  • RickDickens77: Comforting.
  • LouisTheCat: so us
  • LouisTheCat: were ok right
  • RickDickens77: Yeah, I mean
  • RickDickens77: I'll miss you
  • LouisTheCat: no you wont
  • LouisTheCat: youll see me every day
  • LouisTheCat: im in your house
  • RickDickens77: I know, I know. It's different, that's all.
  • LouisTheCat: i know
  • LouisTheCat: we will make it work
  • LouisTheCat: i look forward to being your cat
  • RickDickens77: ha
  • RickDickens77: I look forward to being your owner
  • LouisTheCat: we dont use that word
  • RickDickens77: sorry.
  • RickDickens77: I'm a little sad but I appreciate what you're saying. This is good thinking.
  • LouisTheCat: let me tell you
  • LouisTheCat: its been exhausting
  • LouisTheCat: i swear theres some connection between thinking hard and having to make poopies
  • RickDickens77: I will let you go.
  • RickDickens77: I'll come home in a little bit. Ok?
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: 5:36 PM
  • RickDickens77: No, YOU hang up first
  • LouisTheCat: i dont know what that means
  • RickDickens77: Ha. Never mind.
  • RickDickens77: I love you.
  • LouisTheCat: i love you too rick
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • --------: LouisTheCat has gone offline
St. Louis Wizard World Comic Con Experience

I’m going to put this under the cut, because it’s probably going to be really long and filled with lots of pictures and stories, and I’m sure not everyone cares to read it. 

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Investigator Hide Headcanons

Yea I’m too deep in Hidehell but thinking about this makes me happy so yeah please consider the following; Investigator Nagachika Hideyoshi. And now the headcanons because it’s been my favorite for months and I had so much I really need to start listing them;

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destielpasta  asked:

I remember you made a post a while back about how you're confused (flabbergasted? kerfuffuled?) about the flip flopping of the show's stance on John Winchester, since they sort of shot him down with the "he took away our own free will" line in Fanfiction, but then were all dewey eyed and nostalgic during the story time scene in soul survivor. Do you think this is some kind of dissension in the writer's room that's coming through in the show? Or something more structurally important?

Nope.  I don’t.  No more than I believe there’s one going on over Destiel given the structure (particularly via its mirrors).  The structure very clearly hangs John Winchester’s parenting, you see. It’s Dean as an unreliable narrator that does not.  

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Poetic - Every stake is raised, the outcome will be sweet and Ryan Murphy played a card I never thought about until last night

Oh goodness this one is a doozy! Grab some coffee and your thinking caps, folks - Whitney is about to lay it on the line!!  Remember she’s speaking from a professional POV.  Love it!  READ ON:

Hey guys!  I couldn’t type last night, sometimes when I am overjoyed by art, I can’t process until after I’ve had time to digest it.  I also was so tired, but right now it’s 7 am and I am typing away.

If you have any questions, my askbox is open.  Don’t forget to thank Lynne.

Now, since I plan on writing about the songs in a separate post, I am gonna gloss over them here. I may mention them a little bit, but I can’t do them justice in a tiny sentence.

Now, before I get to the analysis.  Let me discuss with you all what I began to touch on in another submit.  I’m talking about the lack of Kurt’s point-of-view.  Ryan Murphy just dealt one of the most brilliant creative decisions I have ever had the pleasure of seeing.  I didn’t notice until I started analyzing the show.  Read on, in fact I may not need a Kurt analysis because I am delving into his character each day and pointing you back to season 1 even…

How Ryan Murphy Got Everyone to Care About Kurt Right Under Our Noses

Now, I expressed how creative decision always has an intention (the use of TD for Blaine; the use of Baby Got Back For Adam.)  Now let me lay this out there for you to discuss amongst yourself, or in my ask box?

The character of Kurt was not even in Murphy’s original script.  He wrote him in especially for Chris Colfer.  That should show anyone how amazing Colfer is as a performer.  He also stated in an interview about the Blaine storyline that “he just wanted someone who would love Kurt/Chris” (I’ve not seen this interview, but I have seen it across my dash a few times (see I can remember things without actually spending the time to watch it.)

Ryan Murphy’s deliberate creative choice to have as few “Kurt solos” as possible was a brilliant artistic decision to get people to care about Kurt Hummel.  What has it done?  It has caused fan out cry and actual press to ask where is Kurt Hummel’s point-of-view. (Note, I am not even talking about Colfer’s acting, but it is also a testament to his dedication as a performer to get so many people to care about his character.  He made mountains out of mole hills.)

It’s so brilliant and I am just so impressed that he stuck to that decision.  Who is the most talked about character on Glee; most written about? Why, Kurt Hummel (I’m even talking about him right now!)

I saw many people state that they were unhappy without how Kurt was portrayed in season 5 and begged to know what was going on, but I am here to tell you it was intentional.  We had to get Blaine to the point in season 5 (higher stakes), where he would be in a point to ask Kurt “What Changed? Was it something I did?” during the break up in season 6.

In all the fights, they had in season 5, though both were at fault, Kurt was indirectly placing the blame all on Blaine (I’ll explain at a later time.) This is yet again, a way for Kurt to be running from his emotions (Therapy, get it now Kurt! Run, do not walk to someone, and talk to them.)

Ryan Murphy was raising the stakes in a creative decision that was indirectly seen.    What is happening now, well season 6 is the flip of season 4.  All of season 4, we got Blaine expressing his point-of-view.  Finally in season 6, Ryan Murphy and co. are giving us the hard fought for point-of-view of Kurt Hummel.

How can I connect that the lack of solos was a deliberate choice to make the viewers care for Kurt Hummel?  Because we are all talking about him, begging for more.  Kurt only ever sings about 3 topics in his solos: where he is at emotionally, in regard to himself, his father, and Blaine.  That creative decision alone should tell the viewer who the most important people are to Kurt and I got that all by just watching his solos, not the entire episode.

Now that we are getting a lot of Kurt’s perspective what happened?  Well, look at all the media reaction that was posted yesterday.  They praised it.  They wanted more.   And everyone was stunned that Kurt was singing more on You/Learn/You’ve Got a Friend.

This was all a deliberate creative choice by Ryan Murphy to get us on Kurt Hummel’s side. And it worked. Once Glee is over, the most remembered characters will be Kurt and Blaine. And that is why I find this artistic choice brilliant.

Now, onto the show.

Isn’t it cool how the show starts and ends with Kurt?  Thats a deliberate artistic choice from the writerss to show you who the main plot is (in this episode/maybe season.)

The first shot we are shown is framing genius.  Kurt is front and center, another way of the director to show importance of what is about to happen. The first lines spoken in this episode are the following:

K: How do you call yourself a sheet music store if you don’t have the soundtrack to Smash?

B: I know. It’s like a show choir hate crime.

Blaine is revealed to the audience and Kurt at the same time.  Then the one-two punch of the dave reveal. (He is revealed like this as well in the first episode.  Its a deliberate choice to show how Kurt has “lost it all.”)

For a man of few words, Blaine only directs what he says to Kurt.  He asks if they have to alternate sheet music days.  That is a big hint to the viewer that Blaine and Kurt used to come to this store or any music store on a particular day. (Maybe sheet music gets delivered on a certain day? Kinda like how Blaine used to get Kurt the Arts section of the newspaper on Wednesday.)

The fact that he even asks that shows that Blaine is trying to be considerate of Kurt’s feelings.  Blaine, even broken, cares more about Kurt than anyone else; himself included.  This will be more apparent as the episode goes on.

Now the first lines of dialogue are to show the viewer that even though these characters are apart right now, they are still in sync with each other and its so nice of them to show us that in the first two lines.  The dialogue is also used to point out that Dave and Blaine are not.  I’m referring to the “pulling teeth” line (This will also be a talking point in the B/S.)

Also, take not of the line Karofsky says about getting Blaine to stop looking at Broadway and Off Broadway songs.  Who is Mr. Broadway to Blaine?  Why that would be Mr. Hummel.  Remember, Blaine is so “Top-40.”  This is yet another way for the writers to use dialogue to show where Blaine’s heart is at without him saying it. It’s said by Dave of all people. (Cue the Sam and the Macaroni Kurt transference reference.)

Now, remember how I said there is significance in saying a person’s name?  Well at the top of this exchange, Kurt says Blaine. At the end, Blaine says Kurt. (The love is strong.)

Cue It’s Too Late, which I will talk about in a separate post.

The Kurt and Rachel scene shows another clear distinction from Kurt.  When he sees Blaine with Karofsky, he calls him Dave.  However, alone with Rachel he refers to him by his last name.  This is a clear distinction meant to show how Kurt is trying to be respectful of Blaine, but all the while he still views Dave as the man who bullied him and a threat to his relationship with Blaine.  

Kurt’s run in with Blaine is also the first thing mentioned in the scene.  He also talks about how he had a fantasy of Blaine and him singing It’s Too Late.  Well, Blaine was having the same fantasy.  Again, a method used creatively to show that these two people are so in sync with each other.

I have come to the conclusion that Rachel and Kurt working as co-directors is a way for the writers to show you that Kurt has matured and is able to compromise with someone else.  Take in point this weeks lesson, he wants to do Tapestry; she wants to do Jagged Little Pill.  I’ve already stated what Tapestry means to Kurt. (It reminds him of Blaine and how much he misses the comfort and love from his best friend and duet partner.)  They decide to do a mash up (2 pov’s coming together as one) Could this not be symbolic of Blaine and Kurt finally coming together on equal ground?  All throughout the episode, Kurt lashes out.  He is heartbroken.  But by the end of the episode, he has apologized to everyone he has lashed out at.  That is something Kurt has never done before.  He has always said something along the lines of I can’t change who I am, and how you react to me.  He has only ever been apologetic to Blaine (Referencing Whitney tribute. Hey, thats actually kinda of funny, since I’m writing this.)  That is a clear distinction of how much Blaine has always meant to him.

Till Death Do Us Part?

I would like to take a moment to talk about Santana and Brittney.  Remember, how I stated that I believed that Santana and Brittney would end up separating if this show were to continue on (location theme.)  I’d like to point you all to further proof as to why I believe this.

I stated that the first lines of dialogue in this episode were to show how in sync Kurt and Blaine are together.  I’d like to use dialogue again as an example here as to why Brittney and Santana are not.  As the two are discussing mash ups, they do not agree on the songs to sing. In fact, Brittney just agrees with Santana, effectively letting her make all the decisions.  This is more apparent when Santana says that they should go back to NY and go to school and that Brittney can go to school at the place she gets accepted to. (Wait? What?)

Let me also point out the talking point in a majority of their scenes.  They are more often then not talking about sex. (Remember my take on on TD vs BGB.)  And before that, they were talking about how them being together is not cheating.  Is this relationship all physical?  I leave the viewer to decide.  I’m coming to these conclusions using the dialogue guys, only the dialogue.

But, I stand firm in my conviction that Brittney and Santana are not made to be forever.

The “PROPOSAL”

I have to ask this.  Why did Santana not give Kurt a heads up about the proposal.  Everyone can see that Kurt is hurting.  Well, after the many, and I mean many reaction shots to Kurt’s face during that proposal, it all became clear.  This proposal was shown to get a reaction out of Kurt and set up the downpour of insults coming Mr. Hummel’s way.

How can I know this?  The use of focus.  During the Kurt and Blaine proposal, the camera stayed primarily on Kurt and Blaine, while the other people were not in focus.  During this proposal, Kurt was the only one to have reaction shots.  Camera has a way of showing you things without words. Also, the very telling last shot of Santana looking at Kurt after the proposal, is a creative way to show the audience that this was about Kurt.

Harsh Words Thy Name is Santana Lopez

The very long monologue of Ms. Lopez was actually smart (on a creative stand point… as a viewer, I’m enraged.)  The dialogue during that scene was to verbalize Kurt’s thoughts.  No one blames himself for the breakup with Blaine more than he does.  I’m pretty confident that while he laid in bed in the mornings (reference to It’s Too Late), these thoughts were going through his head.  How would you like to have the thoughts you think alone be spoken by someone else? Aloud and to your face?

Kurt apologizes.  A sign of maturity.  He had no right to have an outburst.

Melted Mounds

Kurt also apologizes to Brittney.  He even states again that he doesn’t believe people should get married until their 30 (a reference to episode 3.01)  He believes that he and Blaine are only on a hiatus, but Brittney tells him that Blaine has moved in with Karofsky.  (Was it her place? No.)  She does offer him some good advice.  She essentially tells him to not stop living his life by waiting for Blaine to come back.  This also sets up episode 4 premise of Both Blaine and Kurt on Dates.

Remember how I said in my CWM analysis that Kurt never thought that Blaine would give up.  That Blaine would love him forever.  The premise of this entire season was stated by Rachel’s dad.  Sometimes you have to lose everything to begin again.  Kurt had to get to the point where he believes he finally lost Blaine.  

K: I Know. But I just feel like if I start seeing someone else, or even just go on a date, I’ll be admitting that it’s over. And I don’t want to do that.

It’s all there in the dialogue.  It’s all there and it’s beautiful.

Wherefore Art Thou Blaine?

During Will You Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet, we are shown a montage of special moments of the relationship of Kurt and Blaine as Kurt thinks about the love he lost.  Now, isn’t it interesting that in a room of friends, Kurt is only thinking of Blaine. (I’ll be talking about this song.)

But where is Blaine?  The absence of Blaine was a creative decision to show yet again how alone feels in the world without the one person who loves, respects and gets him better than anyone else.  How was Kurt feeling in season 2 before he met Blaine?  Everyone was turning down his ideas.  Only this season, everything is more intensified (higher stakes.)

The clear absence of Blaine only magnifies Kurt’s loneliness and isolation.  In that regard, it is a creative decision that carried so much weight.  It was the most notable part of the episode.  Now, in season 2, Kurt ran and hid from his isolation at Dalton and grew strength from being heard and appreciated.  This time, Kurt is staying put and not letting the bad words get him down.  He will have to fight for Blaine. He doesn’t get to just have the comfort and love that Blaine gave to him so easily in season 2.  He has to fight for it, because Blaine is heartbroken.

After apologizing, where Kurt stated that he was “grasping for control” where it wasn’t needed, he and Rachel finally realize that 2 pov’s can work together.  Now, grasping for control is a key word to clue into the fact on Kurt’s intimacy issues.  He was always fighting.  However, this time, he recognizes what he was doing and apologizes. That therapy was great, yes?

I’ll be analyizing You Learn/You’ve Got a Friend separately.  But Kurt is singing about Blaine.  Now, remember how I said that in this episode Rachel and Kurt are a commentary on Kurt and Blaine’s relationship.  Well the show ends with a finally shot of just the two of them in an embrace.  Kurt and Blaine will be reuniting.

Wheres the Bed?   

Now, onto the Dave and Blaine apartment thing that gave some of you mixed feelings.  The fact that the writers showed the apartment where they effectively took out the bed is brilliant.  This is the writers speaking to the audience.  By removing the bed, they are stating that Dave and Blaine do not have any physical relations. (It’s classic symbolism delivered in the way only Glee can.)

I’ll be back in a bit guys.  This took me a little over 2 hours to do this part and I need a little break.  Songs up later today.

Enjoy and let’s discuss.

@Whitniz23

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