this is the last one i post



since texting the wrong person isn’t an overdone concept i decided to try this as well

requests are open 

anonymous asked:

3, 7, and 9

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

Hooo boy okay this is the short version of the story but basically my freshman year of college I had a crush on this girl who was super sweet and funny and then we became good friends but she transferred and we didn’t keep in touch and haven’t spoken since ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

WELL I have a lot but basically my appearance is a pretty big one. It used to be mostly about my weight but that’s starting to bother me less as a whole and now it’s gone on to other things like how my face looks like a potato unless you’re viewing it from one very specific angle from a certain distance and that my hair is boring and thin and that the skin on my neck and under my arms looks bad because of a genetic condition all that jazz but hey it’s fine I’m fine 

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

Okay this is good now that I’ve basically ripped apart my entire appearance I should focus on some things that I do like… hmmmmmmm…

  • Well for one I have pretty nice lips, my mom always says things like “no lipstick? you should wear lipstick more often, you have such nice plumpy lips, people inject shit into their lips to get them nice and full like yours but you have it naturally” 
  • My teeth are okay, I’ve never needed braces. 
  • I guess my eyebrows are a nice shape, I’ve never really needed to do anything to them (even though I kinda wish they were a little darker). 
  • My hands are pretty great since they’re good at drawing things and writing things with neat handwriting and playing instruments and typing so fast that a typing game once mistook me for a bot 
  • Oh also my voice is pretty nice, I use it to sing which I’m apparently pretty good at and also I’ve been told I have good control over my vocal folds which was one of the weirdest compliments I’ve ever received but still valid
  • And uhhhhh this is cliche I guess but I like my boobs and butt lmao 
  • And finally I guess my brain deserves some honorable mention because even though it can be an insecure and anxious fuck sometimes, it’s pretty damn smart and creative and funny.
  • It’s funny how I can point out so many little things that I like but at the same time I can be so unsatisfied with my appearance as a whole lmao

Congratulations you’ve unlocked some of my tragic backstory

i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish i could link it bc the cia is fucking vile and they should be more widely hated and more americans should know about all of the disgusting and horrific stuff theyve been responsible for

accidental foreshadowing: the hits

Magnus, in Refuge: Listen, either they die or we forget about them, so, either way. ..


Griffin: It’s like an airlock in a spaceship

Travis: Which of course we’ve been in before.

Griffin, very nervously: ….no? probably- probably not…

Clint: Maybe in the backstory!


Magnus, indignant for all the wrong reasons: Hey, we don’t know shit about history! We don’t even remember where we are right now!


Taako in Rockport Limited: It’s BARRY. How quickly you forget, huh?“


Travis after the first inoculation, in Moonlighting: Did we remember anything about the umbrella we found in the dungeon or any of that?

Griffin: No.

Travis: Huh.


Magnus: "I go and stand where he (the drifting mysterious incorporeal red spectre) is, and I jump around like ‘hey guys look I’m in a red robe!”


Travis: hey, are the voidfish’s powers like…selective?


Griffin, dodging like crazy: I mean, I imagine Barry’s voice sounds pretty different when he’s engulfed in flames.


Griffin in The Eleventh Hour: I imagine it’d be very disorienting, dying like that and then not dying.

Taako, nonchalant: Just another day at the office, baby.


BONUS from Rockport Limited; i just know this one was a two-year-long brick joke thanks griff

Jenkins: Remember, don’t leave anything behind, and you can’t take anything.

Magnus: Well, except memories.

Jenkins: The memories will be obliterated…no, no, no. I’m kidding. Nothing could destroy memories.

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