this is the funniest part in the whole thing

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Falling (Victor's Story) - by proantagonist - Chapter 1 of 2
Victor/Yuuri. Canon universe. Victor's childhood. Victor's parents. Falling in love with Yuuri. Victor's relationship with Yakov.
By Organization for Transformative Works

Victor blurted out the question not long after that, no longer able to keep it inside himself. “What do you want me to be to you?”

But Yuuri’s answer was not at all what he expected.

It was, however, the kind of answer he liked. It sparkled in his mind and puzzled him enough to keep him awake that night, pondering the irony while he was sitting alone in his bedroom with the smell of ocean salt and driftwood still clinging to his hair.

“I want you to be yourself,” Yuuri had said in reply.

And wasn’t that just the funniest thing?

This whole time, Victor had been trying to figure out which mask to wear to make Yuuri happy, when all he wanted was for Victor to take it off and show him the real person beneath.

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Notes from the author:

Victor is my favorite YOI character, and you’re about to find out why.

This story is told from his POV and is meant to cover the earlier part of Season One. (To be specific, Episodes 4ish to the end of 7.) It will fill in the scenes we didn’t see in the anime. (Like that day at the beach from the end credits, pair skating practices, falling in love, Victor struggling with his relationship with Yakov, Yuuri’s free skate fitting, and MUCH more.)

While this story can be read entirely on its own, it’s technically a prequel to my other story Winter Song, which covers Episodes 7-12 and beyond. So if you enjoy this two-part, Victor-centric prequel, you can keep reading in Winter Song, which is currently around 120,000 words and will be wrapping up soon.

The title of this fic comes from the song Can’t Help Falling in Love, the significance of which my WS readers will recognize and the rest of you can probably take a good guess. :)

Hope you enjoy!

Cute Couple Asks

THE BASICS
1. When did you both get together?
2. Who made the first move?
3. How long have you been a couple?
4. How did you first meet?
5. Were you already close friends before going out as a couple?
6. Are you/Were you ever in the same class at school?
7. Are you long-distance?
8. Are you in an open, regular or committed relationship?
9. Do you live together?
10. Are you engaged? If yes, describe your proposal. If no, what ring would you like?
11. Are you married? If yes, describe your wedding. If no, would you consider marriage?
12. Which one of you is older? What is the age difference?
13. Which one of you is taller? What is the height difference?
14. Do you share any of the same hobbies/interests/passions?
15. What fictional couples would you compare yourselves to?
16. Sum up your relationship in 6 words or less.
17. Doodle a little picture of you both as a couple.
18. Describe your relationship using only emoticons.
19. Share a cute photo of you both together.
ATTRACTION
20. Top 5 fav things about your partner.
21. Your partner’s top 5 fav things about you.
22. What physical traits do you find most attractive about your partner?
23. What physical traits does your partner find most attractive about you?
24. What personality traits do you find most attractive about your partner?
25. What personality traits does your partner find most attractive about you?
26. Do you hold hands in public? Any other public displays of affection?
27. List your top 3 turn-ons about your partner.
28. List your partner’s top 3 turn-ons about you.
29. How would you seduce your partner? How would they seduce you?
30. Innocently or not, where do you like your partner to touch you?
31. Describe your partner’s eyes.
32. Describe your partner’s hair.
33. Describe your partner’s smile.
34. What is your partner’s voice like?
35. What is your partner’s scent like?
36. How does your partner impress you? How do you impress them?
37. What outfit would you like to see your partner in? What would they like to see you wear?
38. Show your fav picture of your partner that they’ve posted online.
ROMANCE
39. Do you have cute pet names for each other?
40. What’s one of your favourite memories as a couple?
41. Describe your favourite date so far?
42. What’s the sweetest thing that your partner’s ever done for you?
43. Do either of you get jealous?
44. Is one of you protective of the other?
45. How do you both like to kiss?
46. How do you both like to cuddle?
47. What’s a gift that you’ve given to your partner? And one they’ve given to you?
48. Are you an openly mushy couple or a reserved couple?
49. Does one of you like to cook for the other?
50. Do you have unique ringtones/images for each other on your phones?
51. Have you ever had your initials written on a tree or in the sand?
52. What’s “your song”?
53. Do you own any items that are a special symbol of your relationship?
54. What did you both do for Valentine’s Day?
55. Do you express your love lavishly or discreetly?
56. What’s the funniest thing you can remember your partner doing?
57. Does thinking about your partner still give you butterflies?
58. What’s the weirdest part of your relationship?
BEING TOGETHER
59. Fav things to do together on a rainy day?
60. Fav things to do together on a sunny day?
61. Got any plans together for next week?
62. What’s your favourite thing to share together?
63. What did you do for your partner’s latest birthday? What did they do for yours?
64. Where would you like to go on holiday together?
65. You have a whole weekend to yourselves and 500 in cash- what do you do?
66. How would you comfort your partner on a bad day? How would they comfort you?
67. Where would you both get takeout together?
68. What’s the longest time you’ve been apart?
69. What things remind you of your partner? What things remind them of you?
70. Has your relationship changed at all since it first started?
71. Have you ever worked on a project together?
72. Have you both influenced each other in any way?
73. Have either of you made sacrifices for this relationship?
74. Has you discovered anything surprising about your partner?
75. How have you both made a positive impact on each other’s lives?
76. What do you both mutually agree is the most important part of your relationship?
EVERYDAY LIFE
77. What are the everyday things you both do to show you care about each other?
78. Do you follow each other’s blogs/twitter/instagram?
79. Is there a favourite place that you both frequently go to together?
80. What TV shows do you like to watch together?
81. How do you relax together?
82. What sleep positions do you tend to sleep together in?
83. Do you borrow each other’s clothes or other items?
84. Do you ever share the bathroom together?
85. How do you both keep in touch when you’re away from each other?
86. Do you share secrets between each other?
87. Do you rotate house chores or do you each have assigned chore duties?
88. Do you remember how your partner takes their coffee/tea/bar drinks?
89. What does your partner think of your Tumblr?
90. What characters do you play as together when playing multiplayer games?
COMPATABILITY
91. Are you both introverted/extroverted or opposites?
92. Who is the more dominant/submissive one?
93. What are some major differences between you both?
94. When are you both “in your element” together?
95. Who would win in an arm-wrestling contest?
96. What are each of your zodiac signs and how do they compare?
97. What are each of your MBTI types and how do they compare?
98. What are each of your Hogwarts houses and how do they compare?
99. If you were both in a dating sim, what character tropes would each of you be?
100. If you were both animals what would you be? Would you be the same animal?
101. How does your partner’s wardrobe differ from yours?
102. Have you ever both said something at the exact same time?
103. Rate your relationship on a scale of basic vanilla (1) to extremely kinky (10)
104. Mix your fav colour with your partner’s fav colour- what is the result?
105. If you were both ingredients, what would each of you be and what would be the resulting recipe? (e.g. PB & jelly sandwich)
106. Which of you would win in a Pokemon battle? Assign yourself and your partner a fitting Pokemon type (e.g. water, grass, poison etc). Are either of you super effective against the other?
CONFLICT
107. What happens when you argue with each other? How do you both make up?
108. What’s something that your partner does that annoys you? How do you annoy them?
109. What are some imperfections that you love about your partner?
110. What are some imperfections that your partner loves about you?
111. Has your partner ever accidentally hurt you? Have you accidentally hurt them?
112. Is there anything about you that your partner just doesn’t understand?
113. Is there anything about your partner that you just don’t understand?
114. When was the last time you cried about your relationship and why?
115. What is something you love that your partner hates?
116. What is something you hate that your partner loves?
117. When was the last time you had to apologise to your partner and why?
118. Do either of you get too clingy?
119. Do you have any insecurities about your relationship?
120. When was a time that your relationship was put to the test?
121. What would your partner have to do to make you end the relationship?
RELATIONS
122. Does your family approve of your relationship?
123. What do your friends think of your relationship?
124. How do you both act together around others as opposed to when you’re alone together?
125. How did you first reveal to people that you were going out?
126. Do you think you and your partner look similar to each other?
127. How does your partner treat you special compared to everyone else in their life?
128. Do you both have a mutual friend group, or only separate friendship groups?
129. What’s a common misconception about your relationship?
130. Has your relationship affected any of your relations with others?
131. Has anyone tried to sabotage your relationship?
132. Quote something somebody has said about your relationship.
133. Quote something somebody has said about your partner.
FUTURE
134. What do you hope for the future of your relationship?
135. If you both got married, what would you want your wedding to be like?
136. Can you imagine what your ideal home would look like?
137. Do you have kids/want to have kids? What would they be like?
138. If you could do anything for your partner what would you do?
139. Do you think you’ll still be together when you’re old and wrinkly?
140. Got any relationship advice?

Epic Movie (Re)Watch #124 - Zootopia

Spoilers below.

Have I seen it before: Yes

Did I like it then: Yes!

Do I remember it: Yes.

Did I see it in theaters: Yes.

Was it a movie I saw since August 22nd, 2009: Yes. #412.

Format: Blu-ray

1) From the very start this film is excellent storytelling. The opening scene where young Judy and her classmates clearly establishes the conflict of predator vs. prey and the biases that come from that, the film’s humor and heart, and Judy as a character.

2) My mother is an actuary. My brother is studying to be an actuary. Actuaries don’t do this.

Little Jaguar: “Today I can hunt for tax exemptions. I’m going to be an actuary!”

3) Judy’s parents (Don Lake & Bonnie Hunt) are so funny in such a sad way.

Stu: “Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?”

Judy: “Nope.”

Stu: “Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled. Right, Bon?”

Bonnie: “Oh yes, that’s right Stu. We settled hard.”

4) Gideon Grey.

Originally posted by masha-russia

Gideon is a perfect example of how nothing - NOTHING - in this film is superfluous, but I’m actually going to speak on that further into the film.

5) The police academy scene gives wonderful exposition. It sets up the environment and rules of Zootopia’s various ecosystems in a way that feeds into Judy’s conflict and character.

6) Ginnifer Goodwin as Judy Hopps.

Originally posted by floppy999

Goodwin (a massive Disney fan herself) breathes perfect life into Hopps. The best voice over work is when you’re not distracted by the voice actor. When their voice and their heart match with the character so perfectly that you don’t hear - say - Kristen Bell as Anna or Mike Myers as Shrek, you only hear the character’s. Goodwin is able to balance Judy’s massive optimism and heart along with the scenes where Judy has lost those things perfectly. I don’t think anyone else could have voiced Hopps as well as Goodwin.

7) If you want to avoid a slew of bad animal puns, don’t look too hard at Judy’s iPod.

8) “Try Everything” by Shakira.

Originally posted by raddestboy

Written by Sia, Tor Erik Hermansen, and Mikkel Storleer Eriksen, the theme song which deserved an Oscar nomination captures Judy’s optimism and struggles perfectly. The song’s lyrics speak of optimism in the face of constant failure, a theme which is very relevant to Judy in the first half of the film. It also provides the perfect backdrop to the visual introduction of Zootopia as Judy enters the city on train.

9) Subtle.

Judy [after Clawhauser calls her “cute”]: “Ooh, ah, you probably didn’t know, but a bunny can call another bunny ‘cute’, but when other animals do it, that’s a little…”

Originally posted by wish-for-the-moon

10) This film really runs with the animal puns.

(GIF originally posted by @baawri)

Bogo [turning to an Elephant officer]: “Francine. Happy birthday!”

11) I love the way the filmmakers handled Judy’s office discrimination. She is treated just as a token bunny, someone who’s only there for PR. Except she was top of her class at Zootopia police academy: a difficult feat for anybody, let alone a bunny. But this just feeds into the biases Bogo already has about Judy: she’s not really that good, they just said she was because she’s a bunny. That plays into real life way more than it probably should.

12) Wow, I did not catch how entirely speciesist this line was until now:

Ice Cream Parlor Owner [to Nick]: “Look, you probably can’t read…”

Damn that’s speciesist.

13) Jason Bateman as Nick Wilde.

Originally posted by a-zootopia-fan

Remember how I said great voice over work is noted by not realizing you’re listening to a voice over artist? The same can be said of Bateman’s performance of Wilde, 100%. To start, Bateman captures Wilde’s surface level of sly con artists WONDERFULLY well. He’s devilish and charming in the same vein as Danny Ocean or Han Solo, and Bateman expresses this perfectly. But as the film progresses Bateman is also able to show off Nick’s layers. His troubled past, his occasional lack of self-worth and anger at the world. And the honest level never changes. It’s not like Bateman was hired ONLY for the slyness of Nick’s role and had to power through the rest, he’s able to do it all. It’s a great voice over for a great character.

14) The relationship between Nick & Judy is the cornerstone of this film. What I personally like about it is its honesty. There’s no BIG moment when these two meet, it’s a chance encounter which grows to conflict and then budding friendship so organically you don’t even know it’s happening.

Originally posted by surreal-teal

15) There is nothing even remotely superfluous in this film. Nick makes a comment about how he’s been running his popsicle con his whole life and that will come back to bite him in the butt later.

16) This pig is played by Josh Dallas, Ginnifer Goodwin’s onscreen partner in “Once Upon a Time” and real life husband.

17) The chase through Zootopia is an incredible amount of fun, especially when Judy and Duke get to Little Rodentia. The filmmakers are able to play with their concept in a visual entertaining and imaginative way, which in turn keeps us as the audience wrapped up in the world they’ve established.

Note: I’m going to take about Alan Tudyk as Duke later in the film, at a very specific moment.

18) Again, there is nothing superfluous in this film (a note I’m going to be making a lot):

Judy [after saving Mr. Big’s daughter]: “Love your hair.”

Mr. Big’s Daughter: “Aww, thank you!”

It is this little encounter (and, you know, the fact that Judy saved her life) that saves Judy & Nick from getting “iced” by Mr. Big later in the film.

19) Again, nothing superfluous in the film. As the “non-onions” that Duke stole end up being very important later on.

20) Disney is at its bets when it pokes fun at itself.

Bogo: “Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little musical and your insipid dreams MAGICALLY COME TRUE! So let it go.”

Originally posted by rinshi-chan

21) Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Nick’s face after Judy says she’ll arrest him for, “felony tax evasion,” after he brags to her about how he’s been running this con since he was a kid and how much money he makes?

(GIF originally posted by @animations-daily)

22) Again, with the idea that nothing in this film is superfluous: Judy’s recording pen becomes very important as the movie goes on.

23) Only Tommy Chong could play this character.

(GIF source unknown [if this is your GIF please let me know].)

Like there’s a chance he’s not even reading from a script, they just had Tommy Chong come in and told him what the movie was about and he just started talking.

24) This is the funniest part of the whole film, in my opinion.

Originally posted by officialmoviegoer

The entire DMV scene plays well not only with the concept established by the film of an animal society in a way which is funny on its own, but the continuing conflict of Judy’s eagerness, Flash’s slowness, and Nick’s desire to throw a monkey wrench into the whole thing leads to amazing comedy.

25) Did you know Kristen Bell is in this film?

Originally posted by musicallyfoxypokemon

Bell landed the role not only because of her working with Disney on Frozen, but also because she is a noteworthy sloth enthusiast (as seen on “Ellen”).

26) It is nice to see Nick freak out when he realizes he and Judy are in Mr. Big’s limo, as it shows us a part of him we haven’t gotten to look at much in the film so far.

27) Maurice LaMarche as Mr. Big.

(GIF originally posted by @rocktheholygrail)

LaMarche is a noted voice over actor known primarily for his roles as Brain on “Pinky & The Brain”, various characters including Calculon on “Futurama”, and Mr. Freeze in the Batman Arkham series of video games. Here, we get to hear the veteran voice over artist do his best high pitched Brando impression.

28) This film has its fair share of nice surprises, details and twists which keeps you on your toes. The earliest of these is the revelation that the missing mammal Judy & Nick are looking for - Mr. Otterton - was in fact the one who attacked the limo driver (and not that he was the one attacked, as originally perceived).

29) This scene gives me life.

Bogo [after Judy’s witness disappears]: Two days to find the otter, or you quit. That was the deal. [Holding out hand] Badge.

Judy: But sir, we…

Bogo: Badge!

[Judy starts to turn in her badge]

Nick: Uh… no.

Chief Bogo: What did you say, fox?

Nick Wilde: Sorry, what I said was… NO! She will not be giving you that badge.[Bogo flinches] Look, you gave her a… a… a clown vest and a three wheel joke mobile and two days to solve a case you guys haven’t cracked in two weeks? Yeah, no wonder she needed to get help from a fox. None of you guys were gonna help her, were you? [Bogo starts to speak but Nick cuts him off] Here’s the thing, chief. You gave her the 48 hours, so technically we still have… 10 left, to find our Mr. Otterton. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. So, if you’ll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow and a case to crack. Good day.

30) And then there’s this…

I saw this film twice in theaters and both times I was tearing up during Nick’s backstory. Anyone who has ever been bullied as a kid for being different will relate at least a little bit to what Nick went through. And it is this scene when Nick is at his most honesty with Judy, when they become pretty good friends and form a trust with each other.

31) NOTHING IN THIS FILM IS SUPERFLUOUS!!!! NOT EVEN A BLINK OR YOU’LL MISS IT STICKY NOTE ON BELLWETHER’S DESK!!!!

32) I did not think a Disney movie would make me jump like this (stop at 2:11).

33) This is incredibly rare for me, as someone who sees more than 60 films in theaters a year, but after Nick & Judy found the missing mammals and had the mayor arrested I had absolutely NO idea where the film was going after that. At all. I love it!

34) Nick’s face when Judy links the savage animals to being a predator…

(GIF source unknown [if this is your GIF please let me know].)

35) I had a film student criticize this film not based on the merits of its story or character’s or anything, but because they didn’t understand the metaphor. He noted that it’s not a clean comparison between white people and minorities and that’s exactly the point. This film is not about the people in power vs the people who aren’t, because who’s in power? The mayor may be a lion but the most biased character in the film - Chief Bogo - is prey. Bias goes all around and it can infect anybody, no matter what you think. Even Judy, for all her merits, is biased. She carries around fox repellent all the time and even has this line:

Judy: “It’s not like a bunny can go savage.”

That’s what I love about this film. It’s universal. It’s not about one real life society, it is about all societies everywhere and how bias can infect them and taint them and it’s up to us to work against that.

36) Fun fact: I had no idea otters were predators before seeing this film.

37) Gideon Grey returns.

Originally posted by klaus-baudelarie

If only all childhood bullies were like that, but again it gets to my oft-repeated point that nothing in this film is superfluous. Gideon could have easily been the one note bully from Judy’s youth who gave her the motivation to prove him wrong, but he comes back 15 years later in the most perfect way. She sees that people can change and that people who are good now are not always good (Gideon when he was younger, Judy when she was biased). It is a really important moment for her that was established all the way in the first ten minutes of this movie. I love that.

38) Judy’s apology to Nick and the way he handles it is something I truly love about this movie and their friendship as a whole.

And then I really love the little joke at the end about Judy trying to get to the pen and can’t help but wonder: was that written in the script? Was it Jason Bateman’s improv that made it into the film? It’s just so natural I must know!

39) Okay, I think this is the last time I will give this note, BUT NOTHING IN THIS MOVIE IS SUPERFLUOUS!!! This is most apparent to me when Nick does a little thing like expressing how much he likes the berries on Judy’s farm and it becomes so important to the plot latter when they switched out those berries with the Night Howlers in Bellwether’s dart gun.

40) THE BOOTLEG MOVIES!!!!

(GIFs originally posted by @bridgetjones)

41) And it’s followed up by this!

Both characters are voiced by Alan Tudyk. Because Disney just can’t let that one slide, can they? I love it.

42) Same Duke. Same.

(GIFs originally posted by @baawri)

43) The sticky note on Bellwether’s phone earlier was for Doug, the guy who mixes the night howler drug that makes animals go savage (this is the same drug who’s key ingredient was mixed from the non-onions Duke stole earlier in the film, FOR Doug).

44) At one point Doug - who is dressed in a yellow radiation suit and makes drugs for a living - lets his client know that “Woolter and Jesse” have arrived.

Originally posted by knurd-dna-denots

And yes, they did that on purpose.

45) The entire subway chase sequence is really great, because it is based heavily on the idea of action = consequence. A ram is running at the door, he gets through and hits another ram. The train goes too fast into a turn, it tips over and Judy/Nick are up a creek. It all works very nicely

46) Honestly, I didn’t figure out Bellwether was the bad guy until just before it was revealed the first time I saw this.

Originally posted by lostchel

47) Bellwether’s line about, “Fear ALWAYS works!” to keep the people in check should not be as relevant in 2017 as it is.

48) Okay, one thing I need to know: Bellwether is in jail, Mayor Lionheart is in jail, and Chief Bogo is still the police chief…SO WHO’S MAYOR NOW!?!?!?

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

49) I know this film was pretty much a buddy cop movie, but I would be totally fine with a buddy cop movie where Nick is actually a cop.

Originally posted by blueberrycarrots

Lethal Weapon where Nick is Mel Gibson and Judy is…Danny Glover? Okay, that comparison doesn’t really work, but you get me!

50) And of course…

Originally posted by livelovecaliforniadreams


I honestly think Zootopia may be a perfectly written film, and that is not something I say lightly. I made it clear above how I find nothing in the film superfluous, which is an incredible feat I think. And they did it in a way that was never boring, with entertaining characters, an intriguing mystery, and a fun world. Zootopia may be my favorite Disney animated feature film, and it’s definitely my favorite of the “Modern Era” we’re in now (The Princess and the Frog - Present). Just a great, great, great film which deserved its Best Animated Picture win at the Oscars. A true treat all around.

anonymous asked:

do you have any hc about zeke or maybe shao having a crush on dizzee and being lowkey super jealous of thor? (i saw your jealous!dizzee hc and im in love w the idea <3<3)

  • in my head zeke is 100% jealous of thor and he’s not even completely sure why because he thought he got over his crush on dizzee years ago but lol apparently not
  • he’s nice to him generally but side eyes thor a lot when he sees him and dizzee together
  • the funniest part about it tho is that thor knows zeke likes dizzee and dizzee doesn’t so he’ll do little affectionate things on purpose in front of him just to see the irritation cross his face :)
  • shao’s not so much jealous of thor as he is of thor and dizzee’s relationship as whole
  • and he doesn’t really have a crush on dizzee so much as dizzee’s real fine and if given the chance he would definitely be on him
  • but he likes thor so he’s not mad about them being together at all

I’m not going to post the whole scene, since it really needs to be read in context to be properly appreciated…

But holy shit, this part of John Season 1 is freaking hilarious!!! 🤣

My sides hurt and I can’t stop laughing!!!

That’s it. I’m dead. GMS has killed me.

Why did I take so long to read John’s route!? This is seriously some of the funniest stuff! I think it actually tops that thing with the oranges in Sherlock’s season 2.

Here, have some Guren “I’m not paid nearly enough for this shit” Ichinose for your feed~ (aka: Kento Ono is real life Guren)

From the Owari no Seraph Musical

/One of the funniest parts was these 2 in this scene. (Mainly what happens after this lol)

jamesandthe-giantpeach  asked:

I've never heard of EXID until tonight when my dash exploded and I need to know everything about them, I've been listening to all the audios you reblogged and I love all of it?? Who? Are the talented ladies??? I'm usually gay for men but I'm love

OMG IM SO SORRY FOR MY LATE REPLY   😭😭😭😭😭 i wanted to rly write up a big thing for u so here it is 

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capbuckybarness  asked:

Son Rallu is in Spain, and as far as I know I and pretty everyone doesn't track Seb. He can easily be with her because there are these things called planes. And haven't been together in months? Ok photographed together in months you mean? Because there's a difference. They can be together hanging out and NOT be photographed, as in they stay in? Anon lacking common sense.

The funniest part is the whole “now that he’s not working” like he’s literally been in the gym every day training for iw I’d call that working

Cisco Week Day 1: In which our reader learns why Cisco is so jealous.

Originally posted by ciscogifs

Anon Request: an you please write about Cisco being jealous over Barry or Jay (pre zoom arc) because Cisco thinks you like them but can’t get it through his surprisingly thick skull that you want to be with Cisco and no one else 

Warning: None!

Your name: submit What is this?

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“Okay I got another one, why did Sally fall off the swings?”

“Why?”

“Because she didn’t have any arms! Knock, knock.”

You can’t help the small smile that formed on your face as you geared up for the punch line. “Who’s there?”

“Not Sally!!” Barry breaks out into a full on laughter, snorting a bit from his corny joke and you can’t help but laugh along with him because his laugh is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

You glance over, seeing Cisco standing in the doorway, holding a few spare parts. Your grin grew widener from seeing him because God, he just made you feel like a giddy school girl. Before the particle accelerator explosion and the whole Wells being the Revered Flash, you were hired as a mechanical engineering by Wells Prime to work at STAR labs, post explosion.

You were paired up with Ronnie at the time and even took part in building the accelerator, which is where you met Cisco. He looked like a fan boy when he first started, geeking out over every little word Harrison said but always getting shut down by Hartley.

“Come on Hartley, lay off him for once.”

You stepped in one day when Hartley was scolding Cisco on all the “junk” he had in his work station. At first, you weren’t going to get involved with whatever rivalry they had but something in you just couldn’t stand the fact that someone was putting Cisco down the way Hartley was.

“But out Y/N, this has nothing to do with you.” Hartley said back, sending you a glare that made your blood boil.

“Actually, it does. Cisco here is with Ronnie and I with building the accelerator and you’re distracting him with your content nagging and belittling him.” You say, stepping towards Hartley. “I’m sure Dr. Wells wouldn’t be happy knowing that one of his employees is wasting his time with childish bullying. Plus, this isn’t even your department so it’ll be wise for you to leave, we’ve got work to do.”

You didn’t leave much room for argument as Hartley quickly closes his mouth, setting his lips in a firm line before storming passed you. “This isn’t over.” He said before taking his leave.

“Yeah, keep telling yourself take.” You called out before turning your attention towards Cisco as he stares at you in awe. “W-What? Is there something on my face?” You ask quickly.

Cisco blinks a few time. “No..no there’s not, it’s just that..no one has stood up for me. Against Hartley of all people.”

You shrug your shoulders a bit. “It’s fine, really. Hartley could be a jerk sometimes and from personal experience, it wasn’t cool what he was saying to you.”

Cisco continues to stare at you and you can’t help but feel a small blush forming on your face from being under his gaze. “Besides all of that, we haven’t been introduces yet.” You say quickly, holding a hand out. “I’m Y/N L/N” You smiled.

Cisco soon shakes your hand. “Cisco Ramon.” He states, eyeing you up and down, a small smile forming on his face.

“Well Cisco, it s pleasure to meet you but I should probably head for my lunch break.” You say, pulling you hand away slowly about to turn and leave when you thought of something. “Did you want to join me?”

“What?” He looked thrown off for a second. “Are you being for real?”

You couldn’t help but smile. “Of course I am. If you coming with you should hurry, Big Belly’s is having a special on their burgers.” You soon turned and left out the room with Cisco right behind you. Since then, you two have been stuck together ever since. During after the explosion and training Barry, to fighting meta-humans, you two were always together but you felt yourself growing more feeling for Cisco, long before the explosion.

It didn’t help your feeling at when he flirted with Plastique or when he was kidnapped by Leonard Snart, you’ve never been so worried before in your life. After he came back to the lab and threaten to leave, you couldn’t handle the thought of losing him again.

You waited until Wells was done to talk to him before coming int the room. “I see Wells got to you before I did.” You said, giving Cisco a smile when you notice you came in.

“Here to give me the same speech as he did?” Cisco asked, sitting down on metal steps, looking at the failed and broken accelerator.

You come over and sit down next to him. “No, just here to be, well..here.” You say, look at Cisco, seeing him playing with the small bolt between his fingers. You sigh to yourself. “Look Cisco, I know you had a rough couple of days but I want you to know that it isn’t you fault. You did what you had to do to protect your brother.”

“Yeah but at what cost? Selling out my best friend? Putting everyone in danger?” He asked and you tell how much this is eating him up.

You shake your head. “No one thinks you sold Barry out Cisco, we’re all just glad that you’re back and unharmed.” You said. “I heard you and Wells, I know that you’re staying with us and it’ll be better this way.” You soon leaned into Cisco, wrapping your arms around him.

“You’re too awesome and too great of a guy to let Snart or anyone tear you down.” You say softly, hugging him tightly before pulling back. “So come on, we still got a whole bunch of bad guys to catch.” You smiled brightly.

Even thought you felt it, you couldn’t bring yourself to tell Cisco how you felt about him. Even when Lisa came to STAR labs and it became clear to you that he had some feelings for her, you just couldn’t win and just decided to hold back your feelings, especially when he was seeing Kendra. You were officially friendzoned without even being told it.

Even though you tried to go out and date, none of them came close to Cisco but soon, dating anyone would be put on the back burner when Jay and earth-2 Harrison came through the breaches, along with Zoom.

So now here you were, working on a formula to help Barry become faster but you two couldn’t focus because we both trying to out do the other with corny jokes.

“Hey Cisco, dude, I’ve got a funny joke.” Barry says.

“I’ve heard it already, thanks.” Cisco quickly cuts him off, going over to his work station. Both you and Barry share a look of confusion.

“Is it me or has Cisco been acting not like, well..Cisco.” Barry whispered too you.

You nod your head, looking at Cisco with his back towards you two. “Yeah, you can say that again. He’s really killing my vibe!” You and Barry look at each other before breaking out into a fit of giggles.

Cisco slams down one of his tools before turning to face you. “Can you both cut it out! Some of us are actually trying to work!”

“Okay…I’m going to go find Harry..” Barry gets up before speeding out of the room.

You get up out of your seat before going over towards Cisco. “Care to share what that was all about?” You ask, watching him fixing whatever tool he was working on.

You step closer, leaning up on your tip toes to look over your shoulder. “Helloooo~ earthland to Cisco.”

He soon jumps, not expecting you to be so close which causes you to step back. “What is wrong with you!?” You ask, crossing your arms. “You’ve been acting weird for two weeks now? Is it Harry? Dante?”

Cisco takes a deep breath. “Nothing, it’s nothing already so just drop it.”

You narrow your eyes. “No, I’m not just going to drop it. Somethings bothering you and you better tell me or else I’m raiding your secret candy stash.” You say, seeing the defeated look on his face.

He remains silent thought, playing with the tool  in his hand which causes you to give him a stern look. “Francisco Paco Ramon..”

“I saw your doppelgänger okay!” He let out quickly, to quickly you almost didn’t catch that.

You stare at him for a moment. “Okay..? Is that it? Is it because my doppelgänger was evil or something?” You ask, crossing your arms. “Cisco, Caitlin and I already been over this, none of us are going to turn evil.”

Cisco shakes his head. “I-It’s not that..” He chews on his lower lip, he eyes gaze and yours while you wait for him to continue. Cisco sighs, rubbing a hand over his face before leaning back against his deck.

“She was..she was with my doppelgänger.” He says, giving you a look.

“Oh,Oh?” You blinked a few times before it slowly hit you. ”..ooooh.” You let out, knowing what he means by with.

“And, she looked so much like you but evil and mean, still amazingly beautiful and just, but…she wasn’t you.” Cisco says. “And she had powers too, I don’t know what they were but they made me see things.”

“Like what?” You ask, coming over and lean back against the deck next to Cisco as he continues.

“Visions. Her powers were like mine, well…more like Reverb’s. I don’t know but they were Visions not only from the future but from ever multiverse that’s out there.” He says, looking down at his hands.

“What were the visions Cisco?”

Cisco take s a deep breath before gaze into your eyes. “Us.”

You feel a small blush forming on your cheeks, ‘no Y/N don’t get your hopes up, he could mean anything!’ You think to yourself as you try to remain calm but the way he said, us, it sent your heart beating fast.

“What do you mean by..us?” You ask.

Cisco looks away from you for a moment. “She…she showed us, together.” He says, rubbing the back of his neck. “It’s just like when I vibe, I’m surrounded by imagines and events that’s happened or going to happen and it was the same with her powered, like she had me trapped in vibe mood with only imagines of you. Of us.”

“How do you know it wasn’t just her playing a trick on you? How do you know any of those imagines were real?” You ask.

Cisco looks at you. “Because she told me. And plus, I felt it, like I was on ever earth at once. There was one of us where we were filthy rich, living together or another one where we were both dirt poor but happy…because we had each other. We always had each other.”

You look down, the blush growing more. “But what really drove it home was a vision, from this earth, from the future.” He continued and you see the sad smile forming on his face as if he’s talking about a distant memory.

You stayed in silence, watching how tensed Cisco became as he continued. “It was raining and…everyone I’ve ever known were gathered around a grave and…my family was there and Caitlin, Harry and Jess. Oliver and everyone, Joe, Wally, Iris and Barry…and you. You were all there, dressed in black and…it was raining..”

Cisco takes a deep breath before he went on. “I stepped closer and saw everyone gathered around my grave.”

You start to feel your eyes swelling with tears, with out thinking, slid close to him, lacing your fingers through his as you rest your head on his shoulder. “Cisco..”

“But that wasn’t even the worst part of it. It was seeing you there…you were pregnant Y/N.” Cisco lets out, barely a whisper as your head shot up, looking at him.

Cisco gripped your hand tighter. “I couldn’t touch you. I couldn’t hold you and tell you that I’m alive and that I..” He stops, shaking his head. “When we got back from Earth-2 those..visions, I keep vibing them but I didn’t know what to do.”

“You could of told me about this Cisco.” You say.

“I know, I know but…when I see you laughing and talking with Barry or any other guy..I can’t help but get upset.” Cisco lets out, rubbing the back of his head again, shifting a little under your gaze.

“Cisco, are you telling me that..you’re jealous? Of Barry?” You asked, surprised that this is coming from him. “The guy who’s literally ruins every relationship he has with a girl because he’s still in love with Iris.”

Cisco looks away but not before you saw the small blush on his cheeks. “I can’t help it okay? I don’t know, it’s like..I know we’re going to be together and know that there’s a future out there where we’re married and having kids together…I can’t help but get jealous.”

You feel a small smile forming on your face before you pinch Cisco with your free hand. “Ouch! What was that for!?”

“You’re so stupid Cisco.” You let out, whipping away a stray tear. You feel Cisco arms wrapping around yours, comforting you.  You close your eyes, feeling the warmth wrapping around you before speaking. “I love you Cisco, only you. And I’ll try as hard as I can to make sure we have a future together.” You say softly, feeling him wrapping your closer to him, his lips pressing against the top of your head.

A crash sound soon brings you back to reality as you pull back a little, Cisco arms still wrapped around your waist.

The noise is heard again and cursing from the other room and you both know know who it is. “You should go make sure Harry doesn’t wreck anymore of your stuff.” You say with a smile.

Cisco chuckles as you feel him letting go of you as you step back fully. “Yeah, you’re right let hope he doesn’t throw anything at me this time.”

You giggle. “Good luck Cisco.” You say he turns to leave out the room but not before stopping, coming back over to you and cupping your face, planting a sweet, tender kiss against your lips.

Cisco pulls back, grinning from ear to ear.

“I love you too.”

~Fin~

First story of Cisco week!! Hope you call enjoyed in and I’ll see you guys tomorrow!

didn’t sign up for this

Pairing: Yoongi/Jimin
Author: caramelights
Rating: PG15
Genre: College AU, Roommates AU, Humour, Crack, Fluff
Summary: when jin tells him about jimin, he imagines a tall, lanky, university stud who showers maximum twice a week. one can say yoongi has a poor sense of imagination.

Admin Notes: this is so funny. i laughed a lot. but i was a little sad because i got attached to enrique the lamp. i’ve also learnt the valuable lesson of not letting random strangers off the streets into my home because they might steal all my food. this might all sound very abstract, but it’ll make sense once u read it. please do

Link: AO3

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anonymous asked:

The funniest part of the whole exclusionist meme thing is that downwithcisfandom - one of the most popular blogs dedicated to the down with cis meme - is an inclusionist

thats good to know

anonymous asked:

The funniest part about this whole thing is that if every lawsuit against a tumblr user was successful/actually got to a court this whole website would be empty

we’d all be in jail

anonymous asked:

Top five funniest quotes and or interviews from Martin? (Also sorry that you are sick)

How often do you have sex?
I’m having it now.

“I can’t imagine ever wanting to do a part where I lounge around on a yacht with a cocktail in my hand – unless something [expletive] horrible happens to me in the second scene.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfAIkuuIrr4 (the whole thing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9jI-taBls&t=24m28s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeRtXzgRuzw&t=1m09s (and 7m02s)

and many many others, of course. xx

No, I don’t want to feel a thing. I don’t want to feel anything. Not tonight. So I do away with my bad habits and I’m alive again. The irony of this whole thing, the funniest part is that once this whole thing is over– I’ll be thinking about it daily and even more often than so. When I said I don’t want to feel a thing, I meant my heart might beat for you, but tonight… tonight it beats for me and my eye sight is getting all fuzzy and I’m listening to Eden sing his sad songs about drugs and lost love and I can finally understand the lyrics because I’ve been exhausted with living in my own head. I’m so tired of being this way. Why not give myself a brand new brush tonight? Why not jump out of my body, I can use a new scare. My heart rate isn’t acting right, I guess it reads poetry too. My hands aren’t listening because I’ve been telling it to stop, but I’m still writing and I never loved myself enough to stop my own torture. I’m stripping my skin, taking out every cell that has injured someone’s emotions and I’m burning it. I’m burning it inside of my head and I’m a loose leaf piece of paper, won’t you write on it? I have a confession. I’m addicted to feeling something and nothing at the same time. I have a secret to tell. I’m addicted to love and I’m running out of ways to say my, I wish we worked something out. I have my arms open and I’ve wanted to tell you for some time now– I miss you in my arms, but we’re something only strangers could love. The breeze is back and I’m high again. The night is back and I’m on the moon again. The music is back on and I’ve never been one to dance, but tonight my fingers dance inside of this poem and I’ve been meaning to ask myself why I hate myself so damn much, but I write these long prose pieces and they no longer make sense and they don’t but you still love it, but I guess what I’m trying to say here or find here is what is it about me? What’s in this fucking poetry that you love so much? Why can’t I stop writing? I’m on auto pilot and I’ve been living a lie because my heart hurts and I’ve been digging my own holes, but my heart is quiet and I’m screaming, but I’m whispering for you to come back to me– but you can’t hear me and you’re just a stranger and I’m just me… If this is really goodbye, I’m sorry to have touched your thoughts, but if your heart meant every word, I would like you to know– that these past few days, I’ve been kissing your thoughts and only yours. I’m kinda screwed and we’re kinda fucked. I’m kinda done and this isn’t finished, this isn’t a poem, or hell… I don’t know anymore it might be. My story doesn’t have enough words and this book doesn’t have any chapters… my poems, they never rhyme, but I’m still all out of time. I wrote my first poem when I was 13. It was a love letter that no one returns. I found myself set on fire at the age of 17 and to this day, I’m still burning with nightingale wings and stardust flowing through my veins. You once said that the universe whispered us into existence, but I’m still here without you and I’ve tried to find love, but I’m a fucking mess sometimes. I take painkillers to avoid the pain. It wasn’t because my hand was broken, the pain of a broken bone compared to shit when it came to a broken heart and I no longer love you and if we ever got back together… nothing good would could out of it. Plus you’re happy and I’m somewhat inside of my feelings to know that this is good for you because when you loved me you cared for me more than I did to myself and baby, every night before I sleep into empty dreams, I still wish you were next to me. I fell in love with my junior college professor because she had a love for words that even I couldn’t match. She said free write until your heart feels right and baby, I’ve been writing until my heart breaks right and I’ve been loving until my heart breaks even and I’ve been meaning to say these words are all yours and they were never mine to begin with because if you never kissed my lips with such poems–
—  I would have never became this kind of sad poetry.
Catching up With Gintama

What is this?

This is a list I made for a friend so he could catch up and watch Gintama when it began airing again. 

I’ve separated the lists into three groups (excluding the optional beginning)

  • Imporant episodes: they’re either relevant to the plot, or the funniest episodes overall.
  • Episodes you should watch: episodes that doesn’t necessarily contribute to the overall plot, they’re still wildly hilarious or they have minor development for the main characters.
  • Episodes you can watch when you feel like it: self explanatory (a lot of these are also just filler episodes).

I love Gintama whit the same ferocity as Kondo loves Otae and I think that the majority of the episodes are great, but I know that most people don’t have the time to binge 265 episodes in one sitting. Especially if you’re eager to begin the new season straight away.

So here’s the order I would personally go with:

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Ok, Keystone Motel

We can all agree that Ruby’s faces were hilarious.  I personally was peeing my pants laughing the whole time watching the episode.  I love the Eternal Flame baby and all her face expressions, but I think the funniest part in the episode was when the waitress brought out their food.

After what had to have been at least 12 hours of Ruby losing her shit, the waitress puts food in front of her and she’s like 

“WTF she do? You interrupt my rage for this?”

honestly to me the funniest part about this whole thing with people saying ryan adams’ versions finally made them understand the emotion in 1989 is that theyre basically putting out there that they didnt understand taylor swifts music, it was too complex or not as accessible to the poor masses, that you actually had to think about them instead of being told what to feel by sad cello playing, basically everything pretentious farts like to criticize about pop music. ryan adams literally had to simplify 1989 for these people to understand what it was about do you physically hear my laughter