this is the end im dead

irene is a symbol of sherlocks sexuality and at the end of asib john thinks that irene is dead 😩 her being alive is sherlocks secret 😩
then there’s that scene in tld 😩😩😩 i hate this show and its subtext im going back on hiatus

anonymous asked:

So I dated this guy all through high school thought he was the love of my life type of bull shit. Anyway I caught him cheating on me on my birthday!! I ended up making him brownies as a peace offering.. Yeah I put laxatives in them. I dont fuck with boys I want a real man lolol

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

I can only be so nice throughout the day. I have only so much fucking cheery happy “go get ‘em” attitude. I try to conserve it for when my friends need it 

if you fucking bleed me dry of constant shit that doesn’t fucking matter at all, I’m going to get fucking sick of you. 

Im not naturally a happy person, I’m not an optimistic person, I’m not a positive person. Im a damn cynical asshole who made it this far on pure spite alone. So while I try to be a rock for people on shaky ground, fucking hell I am not just a crutch for you to get through your dead-end life. 

FUCK 

(note: this isn’t at any one person, don’t come bitching to me “oh I’m so sorry for thinking youre a friend” and shit. chill. fuck)

AKDNFKDKDBC OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE LIVESTREAM!!!!!!! Y'ALL I KNEW EMTSUN WAS GONNA BE THERE CUZ REX SAID SO BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP ME FROM SCREAMIN’ “EMITSUN!!!!!!” I CRY EVERYTIM BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN EMITSUN ON STAGE SINCE I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER AND WHEN SHE DID THE FAITO DAYO I WAS ALL TEARS :’) THE NEW PDP GIRLS ARE GREAT TBH AND THE END HNNNNGGG WHERE EVERYBODY WAS SAYING THEIR GOODBYES I WAS LIKE “BYE BYE EMITSUN!!”

anonymous asked:

craig clearly going against his nature in that ending but doing it anyway because he cared was the best. there's no chance in hell "acting talent unleashed" tweek believed him for a second but he didnt have to because he was still trying im so shook

I’M SO DEAD RIGHT NOW HE LOVES TWEEK SO MUCH

Marichat May Day 2: Purring

headcanon time because im trash

Not everyday is a good day. Adrien knows that. He also knows that his purring is useful to calm people (especially children during an akuma attack. Kids like the sound of it and that way he can do his job quickly).

So when Marinette has a bad day he tries to  do the same she does when he feels down: be there for her. And he use his purr to calm her a little. This purr is lower and longer than the ones he uses for kids, since he is not in a hurry and wants to express better what he feels.

Also forehead touches are a Marichat thingy, fite me.

  • me watching the first hour and a half of dead poets society: im having the best time of my life im so happy
  • me watching the last 30 minutes of dead poets society: im having the worst time of my life im fucking crying

“So I’m your huntress and thief?” His hands slid down to cup the backs of my knees as he said with a roguish grin, “You are my salvation, Feyre.”

no not so fast morty. you heard you’re mom, we’ve got adventures to go on morty. just you and me, and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom. but never your father you wanna know why morty? because he crossed me. (ok take it easy rick, tha-that’s dark). oh it gets darker morty, welcome to the darkest years of our adventures. first thing that’s different, no more dad morty he threatened to turn me into government so i made him and the government go away. (ohhhh fuck). i’ve re-BURP-laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if i came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason i rescued you. i just took over the family morty! and if you tell your mom or sister i said any of this i’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because im a hero morty. and now you’re gonna have to go do everything i say morty. forever! and i-i’ll-i’ll go out and find some more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce morty! anb-because that’s what this is all about morty! tha that’s my one armed man. i’m not driven by avenging my dead family morty, that was fake, i-i-im driven by finding that mcnugget sauce! i want the mulan mcnugget sauce morty! that’s my series arc morty! if it takes 9 seasons, i want my mcnugget. dipping sauce szechuan sauce morty! (what are you talking about rick!?) that’s wha-that’s what (what are you talking about??) gonna take us all the way to the end morty! season 9 9 more seasons until i get that dipping szechuan sauce. (what is that?!) for 97 more years morty (what are you talking about!?). i want that mcnugget dipping sauce morty!

 OK BUT IMAGINE THIS, SLAV WALKING IN ON KEITH AND LANCE BICKERING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE JUST SMILES AND JUST GOES “oh, OH” AND  STARTS HYSTERICALLY  LAUGHING AND LANCE STOPS AND JUST LOOKS OVER AND GOES “what are you laughing at, slav” AND HE JUST GOES “oh nothing, this is just the reality where you guys end up together” AND THEY JUST FUCKING LOSE IT