this is the dumbest thing i've ever watched

anonymous asked:

I was watching Rogue One the other day and the hammerhead ships are one of the most fantastically human responses to things I've seen in a while.

Admiral Raddus: That goliath of a star destroyer’s been disabled, let’s smash into it with a hammerhead!
Profundity Crew: *Looks suitably confused*

Raddus: We can smash one ship onto another and blow up the shield generator in one move!
Crew: That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, how would that possibly work?
Raddus: Do you know what group pilots the hammerhead?
Crew: That’s the Aldeeran Reds, a human cre….    ahh… *Gives the order*

dghda review: this show has no rewatch value

me: *on my fifth rewatch in a week, hasn’t slept in over 24 hours, crying over any hint of foreshadowing, writing huge blocks of text on character development, making excuses so i can stay in and watch it again* u right

WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE
  • Aries: "This is ridiculous... I would've just punched the serial killer in the face."
  • Taurus: *Isn't really paying attention*
  • Gemini: "I'm not even scared. Scary movies aren't even scary." *Hides behind pillow a quarter of the movie*
  • Cancer: *Hidden behind a pillow the whole time*
  • Leo: "What is she doing... This is so dumb." *is lowkey scared*
  • Virgo: "This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen... There's so many holes in the plot..."
  • Libra: "DID Y'ALL SEE THAT?! OMG."
  • Scorpio: "That's a high quality butcher knife if I do say so myself."
  • Sagittarius: "RUN INTO THE WOODS! RUN!"
  • Capricorn: *sleeping*
  • Aquarius: "This is so creative... What do you think they used for the blood?"
  • Pisces: *Nervous laughter* "I'm not even scared!" *Uses a night light for the following two years*

anonymous asked:

NC: No. Saying you've never "felt" Black, but you have always "felt" white is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. How does one "feel" Black? By eating chicken, watching BET, and smacking your lips while rolling your eyes? You can be quiet, like Anime, have long ass hair, drink Starbucks, be a vegan, enjoy poetry, be a Republican, become a computer programmer, become the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and still be Black. You don't "feel" Black. That is dehumanizing. We are not an entity.

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