this is the coolest thing ever mom

“Hey mom ! ...I mean Mrs. Stark...” - Tony Stark x Reader x awkward!Peter Parker

Summary : Peter calls Tony and his wife (the reader) “dad” and “mom” by accident and…oh it’s awkward. 

Just a silly little story. Wrote in ten minutes on the verge of exhaustion, because I have almost no free time lately and…yeah. Uh. Hope you’ll still like it.

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It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to him. By far. 

It outdid that time when, as Spider-Man, he hit a signboard while swinging from web to web, and fell face first down in a busy NYC street…There were videos on YouTube, and pictures on the internet of “The Friendly neighborhood Spider greatest fail”…but at least, no one saw his face. No one actually knew him. 

But now ? Oh God. He was good old and regular Peter Parker and everyone knew it. And this all thing was embarrassing beyond all measure ! 

He had just called Mrs. Stark “mom” on live TV ! 

He obviously didn’t mean to but…it was the stress really. 

People were starting to get curious about Anthony Stark’s mysterious intern, and he just had to give an interview about it so as not to blow his cover. After all, it was the first time Tony’s company was taking interns ! And everyone was curious about that guy that teenage boy who got the first one ever. 

With how obsessed with the Starks the World was, the interview was a huge deal…Millions of people watched the great Iron man’s new protégé, the boy so many were jealous of for landing the best internship ever at Stark Industries.

The journalists asked him hundred of questions, and everything was going smoothly. Besides, Peter felt like with Mr. Stark by his side, he was invincible, his hero and role model giving him strength…Up until he talked about you and used the word “mom” to do so…And you were right next to him…Oh, awkward.

It happened barely a second ago but he already rewinded the scene in his head a thousand times…The journalist asked :

-How is it to be so often in the presence of Tony Stark, a genius and also one of the biggest and most famous superhero on Earth ? 

And stupid, embarrassing, idiotic, nervous Peter answered :

-It’s ok really, Mr. Stark is amazing, and his wife, Mrs (Y/N) Stark is really great, right mom ? 

And he turned to you. Right after he called you “mom” in front of millions of people…and just froze. Why didn’t he stop at “Mrs. (Y/N) Stark is really great”, why the Hell did he turn to you and said “right mom ?”…he would never know. 

There was a sudden silence in the room, all the journalists and even the damn security guards staring at Peter. He cleared his throat and laughed nervously, but he wasn’t able to say anything. 

He glanced quickly at Tony and your husband was just like everyone else right now, staring at him, probably thinking : “wait…what did he say ?”.

This was Peter’s worst nightmare. Public humiliation. Saying something so damn stupid. In front of so many people…

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Coming Home - Spencer Reid x Reader

Summary: Spencer gets released from prison and comes home to the reader and their daughter.

Y/N - Your name

Y/D/N - Your daughter’s name

Word Count: 1,169

Author’s Note: Sorry I’ve been gone for almost two weeks :( I went on vacation with my friend and then came back to so much make up work and ap testing. Hopefully you guys don’t hate me, here’s this! :)

It had been weeks since the three of you were together, hell, it had been two weeks alone since you visited him in there. Spencer looked absolutely horrible when you did, bruises aligned his jaw and he had a black eye that stuck out like a sore thumb.

It was obvious he was going out of his mind in that place when he snapped saying that he was capable of murder, even though you knew it wasn’t true. You worried about him almost every second after that moment and just wanted him to come home, but you couldn’t show your daughter how scared you really were.

She asked almost every night when daddy would be coming home and lately you were running out of excuses, but telling a seven year old what was really going on was just not an option.

Your thoughts ate you alive most nights, but you couldn’t stop blaming yourself until you would eventually fall asleep.

*phone vibrates*

It was four a.m when this was going on and you were usually passed out until at least seven, nothing was waking you up tonight.

After four missed calls, they gave up.

Once the sunshine hit the curtains Y/D/N came running in your room and hopped right next to you in bed. She seemed to always be full of energy in the mornings, which wasn’t a good thing on weekends.

“Mommy! Mommy!” Y/D/N was pushing you a little by now trying to get you up.

“What? I’m awake..” your eyes hadn’t opened because you were determined to get a few more hours of sleep. It was Saturday anyway, you had nowhere to be.

Y/D/N let out a loud sigh that made you open your eyes and laugh.

“Oh we’re pouting now, are we?”

Y/D/N nodded and crawled under the covers next to you. Her hair was long enough to be put into a tiny ponytail but it never seemed to stay tamed, especially after sleeping. Once she had turned four it was apparent she had gotten her daddies hazel eyes, which wasn’t a problem until now, when all you could see was him while looking at her.

“Someone was knocking at the door a few minutes ago but you and daddy told me not to answer to strangers, but I think they gave up.”

You looked at Y/D/N with confusion, it was 7 a.m, who was at the house this early? Oh no. What if something happened to Spencer? You jumped up and searched for your phone that was scattered somewhere in your sheets.

Four missed calls from Emily Prentiss. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

You didn’t even bother putting a sweatshirt over Spencer’s old t-shirt and walked as fast as you could to the front door. If something happened, you had no idea what you were going to do.

The peephole wasn’t even a thought before you yanked the door open to see Spencer standing there.

You were completely frozen seeing him, shock completely took over your body. This wasn’t real. You felt tears rolling down your cheeks but couldn’t move. For all the times you’d dreamed this, you never thought it would come true.

“Y/N.”

His voice felt like home, something that hadn’t been the same since he was gone. Relief washed over you but before you could get a word out Y/D/N came running past you and latched onto Spencer’s legs.

“Daddy! You’re home!” Y/D/N’s smile was as big as could be, as was his.

“I missed you so much goober.” you watched as Spencer kneel down and hug Y/D/N.

“I missed you too, I lost a tooth!” Y/D/N took a step back and smiled showing the hole inside her mouth. Spencer’s mouth dropped playing along as if it was the coolest thing he’s ever seen.

“No way! Wow, did you put your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy?”

“Yes, mommy helped me and I got five bucks the next morning!” Y/D/N pointed at you and giggled as Spence looked up at you.

“Well isn’t that awesome! Hey Y/D/N, wanna go get me some water while I talk to mom?”

She nodded and ran into the kitchen.

“I uh, um..” you tried saying something, anything really, but you had no idea what to say.

Spencer stepped towards you nodding, understanding everything that was going on in your mind. He knew you like the back of his hand, surprises were not your thing.

The height difference between you two was perfect for him to kiss the top of your head. You loved this, especially when you would get stressed.

“I’m sorry.. I’m so sorry Spence.” you mumbled as your face was scrunched against his shirt, which smelled of faded cologne.

Spencer looked down at you confused, “You’re sorry? Baby, what do you have to be sorry about?”

“All of this is my fault, I never should’ve let you go across the border, especially alone.”

Before he could react to what you just said Y/D/N came running back in with the glass of water. You backed out of his arms and watched as your daughter and husband talked.

Spencer kept looking over at you to make sure you were okay and flashed a couple smiles until you got up to go to the bathroom, or just sit in there.

After a few minutes a light knock came on the door,”Y/N, could I come in?”

You quietly sighed saying yes and unlocked the door. You sat back down on the side of the tub as he walked in, staring at the floor once he shut the door behind him.

“Can we talk?”

You nodded, “About what?”

“About you feeling guilty, because you shouldn’t.. At all. I was going even if you hadn’t agreed Y/N. None of this was your fault.”

“Okay.” you mumbled so low that he could barely hear you.

“Y/N.. please look at me.”

You shook your head and wiped the tears that had fallen. Spencer bent down and took your hands in his.

“Baby..” his voice cracked, “please?”

You squeezed his hands then looked up for your eyes to meet, Spencer gave a slight smile as you realized how badly you missed his touch. Those puppy dog eyes were all you needed right now.

“What do you need me to do so you’ll feel safe again Y/N?.”

“I just.. I can’t lose you again.”

“You’ll never lose me Y/N.”Spencer leaned in and placed a kiss on your forehead still holding your hands.

You smiled at those words, “Good.”

Spencer leaned back and glimpsed at your shirt and messy hair smiling, “You’re beautiful Y/N but I think that shirt is pretty awesome too.”

You blushed and shoved his shoulder, “You’re too sweet to me Spence, but you know I always steal your shirts.”

“That’s okay, you wear them better than I ever did.”

part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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We broke the record for most raised by an online sweepstakes ever. Not just by Prizeo. Everrrrrr.

So you’ve made my mom the coolest board member on the Planned Parenthood Action Fund. To that I am always grateful. And you’ve done an amazing thing and supported an incredible organization in its time of need.

Thank you video from Lin-Manuel Miranda for contributors to the December 2016 Hamilton Across America Prizeo benefiting Planned Parenthood

Headcannon

Magnus as a six year old, looking up to Annabeth even though she’s only a year older, and thinking she’s the coolest person ever. And like for a “people who’ve inspired me” thing in school everyone has these long lists and Magnus legit just has Annabeth and his mom. And he gives the cutest little speech about them.

And Annabeth thinking of Magnus like a little brother and legit only regret about running away was that she’d probably never see him again.

Just younger Magnus and Annabeth please

Frequent Flier: Things to Consider Before, During, and After Traveling with Your SD

Remember, I’m a bit controversial and I am far more concerned with your happiness and safety as an SB, best friend, than I am with blindly agreeing to the “wisdom” of the bowl. You are free to accept or reject everything I am about to say and we will still be the best of friends. Ready? Let’s start this by saying congratulations! Not only do you have an SD you have one that doesn’t make empty promises and has not only said he wants to travel but has started talking about dates and destinations. Congrats, sis! But we have some things to consider before you go jet setting and making us jealous of the fabulous places you’ll go. It’s not a short list but I think we can make it through together. 

Before 

 Decide how much of your personal information is personal. 

There are SB’s that don’t tell their SD a single true thing about them. There are others that work for their SD and have given him all of the information he would need to be their legal employer. There are others that have given him only a first and last name. Maybe a birthday. How much you have decided to share with him is absolutely your business and your decision. If you trust him, or the legal system, enough to share that type of information, I’m not here to judge you. But if you haven’t made the decision yet and the man may or may not be buying plane tickets soon now is the time to decide. If he’s great for money but not so much at inspiring your confidence and trust, maybe keep your name to yourself. If you all have built a genuine connection over a long period of time and you wouldn’t hesitate to tell him anything, go for it. If you have so much of his personal information (up to and including his credit card information) that his knowing your legal name wouldn’t stop you from crushing him if he crossed you then baby go right ahead and tell him. However, if you don’t want him anywhere near the name your mama and the government use for you…

 Decide if you’re getting a DBA or going to have a chat with him about transferring you the money 

Transferring it is the easiest. Or he can hand you a credit card and walk away while you fire up your laptop and buy the tickets yourself just sending his along when you’re done. If he’s nervous about transferring the money, have him buy you an airline gift card for the amount of the flight. If he fusses and whines about doing anything that doesn’t involve him holding your state issued ID in his hands despite the fact that you’ve told him you’re uncomfortable…well…I don’t have to tell you to leave him do I? 

 Decide if you’ll share a room

 There’s no right or wrong answer to this. Shocking I know. Especially since the general consensus in the bowl is that you should always have your own room. But different strokes for different folks. If you still have concerns for your safety around this man and that’s why you want a different room might I suggest not traveling with him just yet? If you want a different room because you want it and he can afford it then rock the fuck on sis and get your separate room. Just tell him that you want each of you to enjoy the trip and part of enjoying it is making sure you each have your space to decompress. It doesn’t mean you won’t be in his room until three am eating gummy worms and watching re-runs of Martin. It just means that if you need to be alone, you can be. Speaking of being alone… 

Decide how much (if any) time you’ll need away from him and what you’ll do during that time 

If you are an introvert like me, you need time away from everyone. The idea of spending all of your time around people, no matter how much you love them, makes you want to dive under your bed never to reappear. Don’t pretend like that isn’t who you are! Don’t think that it’ll be okay just this once. It won’t. You’ll be miserable. Your misery will make him miserable. You will both have a horrible vacation that may ruin the relationship you’re trying to build with him and his wallet. Be honest with yourself. I spent two hours away from my gift daddy when we went on vacation. It happened in the morning. I worked out and I called my mother. He knew it ahead of time. He didn’t resent the time I spent away from him. In fact, he asked me every day over breakfast how that time had gone. He even asked if I needed more time. That’s why I beg you, if you need time apart know how you’re going to spend that time. Do it for him, sure. He’s less likely to gripe about it if he knows before you even leave that that’s what you’ll be doing. But mainly do it for you. Because it’s nice to have something to look forward to. Because wasting your time doing nothing in particular and then realizing that it’s time to go be with him is annoying. Because plans are cool and we should all make more of them. 

 Decide on your money 

Are you getting paid to go on this trip? No right or wrong answer to this either. I didn’t get paid to travel per se. But I did spend several thousand dollars buying furniture immediately after and because of this trip. I did get an iPhone. I did spend far more money that I thought he would let me on clothes and art for my home. So while I didn’t get that envelope full of cash I did feel compensated for my time. If you are getting paid it is up to you to decide how much you want. If you’re taking off work, but don’t have vacation time, do you want enough to cover the money you won’t make? If you’re taking off, but do have vacation time, do you want enough to cover what you would have made if you stayed? Do you just want a stupid crazy shopping spree before during and after the trip? I do not care what you decide you want or how much. I just want you to decide and then open up your mouth and ask. If he asks why you need the amount you need or puts up any other kind of fight… 

 Decide how you’ll handle his objections 

Do this in advance too. It is perhaps one of the most important things you can do. Don’t wait until he asks to have an answer. Have it plotted out now so you can speak with confidence. What will be your answer if he asks why you need money? If perhaps missing money means you shouldn’t travel? If he asks why you need separate rooms or why you should spend time apart? If you can’t give him your legal name? I’m willing to help you answer these questions but only if you come to me with some answers of your own. I want to help. I don’t want to do your work for you. Sorry, girl. Still love you though. 

 Decide that at any time you can walk away from this trip and him 

Do not become so excited about traveling that you put yourself in danger or do things that don’t feel good to you or accept behavior from him that pushes you outside your comfort zone. Fuck him. You are in charge of your life and Vegas isnt’ going anywhere. If he can’t respect you enough to take you on your terms then someone else will. Chill out. Walk away.

 Decide who your safety buddy is 

Decide who you will check in with to make sure everything is okay. Decide when you will check in with them. Decide how often. Decide on what the plan is if you don’t check in. And make sure they have all of your flight and accommodation information. If you both have iPhones turn on your location. If not get the be safe app. Or WhatsApp which also allows you to share your location with others. My buddy was my mom cause she’s the coolest person ever and one of my best friends but if that isn’t the case with you find a friend or even someone on tumblr to check in with. If you have WhatsApp, I’ll be that person if you need someone else. 

 Decide when and where you’re going shopping and buy more than just clothes 

Sure you want to buy all of the clothes. And you should. But there’s also a few other things to consider. Like condoms. Mainly condoms. Don’t be the girl that has to hear that he forgot to pack them or forgot to buy them when you guys got off the plane and can’t you just not use them this one time? Nope. Have your own. Have some lube and some toys too if you really wanna blow his mind. Actually definitely have lube and toys to go along with those condoms (make sure the condoms can handle the lube you’re buying. Bonus points if you buy condoms at a sex shop. They can just answer your questions for you if you have any.). Be prepared for everything. Don’t leave anything in his hands. Your safety is your first priority not his. 

 During 

 Remember you’re working 

This man invited you on this trip because you are an accessory, a new toy, a shiny thing. You are there to enhance his experience. And I’m sure he didn’t tell you that. Men never do just tell the whole truth no matter how it makes us feel unless they’re a particular breed of asshole. But that’s why I’m here to tell it to you. This trip ain’t about you. You are there for him. You are there to make his day better. You are there for his entertainment and amusement. Want to complain that you’re bored, or not having fun, or want to go home and it isn’t because you are having some type of bodily issue that needs to be addressed immediately? Text a friend. When he’s there, you’re on. Be yourself of course. Please don’t try to pretend to be someone else. It’s exhausting. But don’t ever forget that you’re at work. He’s on vacation.

 Remember you’re human and take care of yourself 

I didn’t stop putting my hair in a satin cap because I was on vacation. I didn’t decide to completely fuck up my skin by sleeping in my make up. I didn’t stop taking Lush baths. I didn’t stop working out. I didn’t stop reading. Don’t stop doing the things you need to do to feel happy and at peace with yourself. Please. You’re doing he and yourself a disservice if you do. If you’ve talked to him enough about who you are, he knows some of your little habits and quirks. He won’t be shocked. And if he is oh well. But in most cases, men love feeling like they’re getting the “real us”. He’ll love that you look the way you do when he isn’t around because as sexy as the Siren is sometimes we like knowing there’s something behind her. Bonus points if you only let him see that side of you when you travel somewhere. He’ll begin to associate exotic locales with the “real” you. Wouldn’t that be fun? 

 Remember to talk/text your safety buddy 

Because what’s the point of having them if you don’t use them. Remember to keep your return ticket on you at all times Do we hope them man you’ve traveled with isn’t a monster? Yes. Should we make sure that if you need to get the fuck out of dodge the airline ticket that you need isn’t stuck in a hotel room that you can’t get access to because it isn’t in your name? At all times girl. Have that ticket and enough money to transfer a flight or stay in a hotel or do both. Take care of you. 

 Remember to have him take a million pictures of you 

Okay, if you’re going to use the internet to find your SD (at least use Tinder or some other vanilla app) having pictures of you in fun places doing fun things are excellent for advertising and you don’t have to pay a dime for them. Get your picture taken in those clothes you made him buy! Remember to spend time in places that align with your goals I made my gift daddy take me to museums and stare at art with me while I prattled away about why it mattered and how it gave me ideas for my own business. I dragged him through art fairs. Before we left he took me to a book store and asked if there were books he could get me that would be helpful. 

Remember you’re at work and part of that work is bringing him into your world. 

Even on vacation, you’re a bitch with goals. Don’t let him forget it. Remember to have fun It’s work. But it’s work you chose with a man you, hopefully, don’t hate completely. When there’s a moment for you to have fun, have it! Have all of it! Have so much that you know you’ll never forget it. We get to live the type of life that girls dream about it. We should live it up, appreciate it, when we can especially since we worked so hard to get here. 

 After 

 There’s only one thing I need to say here but it is important. If you can travel with a man for one day or one hundred and he has a great time, he will feel differently about you. He will feel connected and bonded to you. He will feel like he shares an emotional tie with you that he can’t share with anyone else. And what do we know? We know that people like to give their money to people they trust, people they like, people they feel they have a connection with. When you come home, if y’all had a great time, don’t let him forget you had a great time. When he wants to talk about the trip you had, the crazy amazing things you did with those sex toys and lube, the places you took him, talk it up! It was the best time of your life too girl and made you feel so connected. Then bring up those goals you wanted or that gift you were interested in (with some tact please) but if y’all had as good a time as you say you did he’ll bring it up on his own. My GD offered to buy me furniture for my place and we were barely off the plane. 

What do you think, sis? Any of this make sense? Any of it make you want to pop me because it’s so outlandish? Message me or tell me in the comments. And if you have any questions I can answer for you privately or on anon send them over. I’m clearing out my inbox over the weekend. Love your black ass, girl. Happy sugaring

Forgot to post this here, but happy Pongal! I hope you all had a great time celebrating, and if not, may you have awesome and amazing Pongal celebrations in the years to come! 

Hope good luck and prosperity come your way like the Kaveri river hopefully will, and that you’ll tame the unruly Jallikattu bulls in your life! 

A Fresh Start (part 1)

My long awaited Single Mom AU is here! Will be updated weekly on Tuesdays. I hope you guys enjoy ^^

Setting: Single Mom AU

Pairings: NaLu (Other major ships included.)

Summary: Lucy Heartfilia was a single mother of a three year old boy. Between her new job and raising her son by herself, she had no time for anything else, especially finding love. That is until Lucy finds herself having a crush on local firefighter Natsu Dragneel… who also happened to be her son’s soccer coach. Nothing awkward about this situation, right?

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“Kade! Where are you sweetheart?” Lucy called out for her three year old son. 

“Here Mommy!”

Lucy sighed in relief as she seen him come out of his now empty bedroom. She kneeled over to his height putting a hand on his light blonde hair. “The moving van is ready to leave sweetheart, are you ready to go to your new home?”

“Yeah! I can’t wait for daycare!” Kade said happily, his chocolate eyes sparkling.

Lucy smiled sadly at her son. He was three years old, but she couldn’t afford to put him in a daycare of any kind in this town due to her income. It’s just been him and her 24/7 since Kade was born. Its been a long three years… but things were finally starting to pick up. Lucy was offered a job at Sorcerer Weekly four hours away in Magnolia. With the money she’s saved up plus the very nice pay raise she was receiving she could finally afford to give her son everything he deserved, even if she couldn’t afford the things she wanted. Kade came before everything and anything, especially herself.

Her son was her whole world.

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“I grew up listening to Madonna. My mom used to put on Papa don’t Preach while she’d vacuum the house, and she used to listen to Papa don’t Preach at full volume and dance around vacuuming the house, and I remember I’d sit- I would have to sit on the couch and she’d have the coffee table- and she’d put the coffee table on the couch, you know, to vacuum, and I thought that was de coolest thing! Sitting on this, like, pile of furniture near the ceiling listening to Papa don’t Preach and my mom dancing…” 

So it’s about 1am now

And after a loooong week - I’m comfortably lazing about on my bed and typing headcanons ya boi

Aaaand I can’t stop thinking about Marineford HQ dinner parties BC HOT DAMN IMAGINE

Marineford HQ dinner party HCs:

  • Coby in a suit and being a nervous wreck because this is his first ever party in the HQ. Helmeppo is worried too, except he’s busy trying to calm Coby down because the poor boy is sweating so much. Help them.
  • Smoker puffing away with 3 cigars between his lips and irritated as fuck. He hates formal parties so much and the nosy noble ladies who talks shit about his colleges while fawning over him (he’s rolling his eyes so hard)
  • HINA IN A FORMAL SUIT OH BOY. She’s hanging out around Smoker too and glares at the shitty nobles behind her sunglasses together with him, red wine swirling in her glass.
  • Tashigi feels so awkward but whenever a condescending man makes a remark about her status as a swordswoman, she makes sure to stare at them in the eyes as she sloooowly positions her sword into clear view. Without blinking. Plus she rocks in her dress my beautiful baby
  • Jango and Fullbody going nuts at a corner even in their formal wear. The dance party is hella crazy and everyone’s popping champagne and there’s strobe lights everywhere over at where that group is. JANGO STILL WEARS HIS DUMB SUNGLASSES ON
  • Garp’s loud as usual but he’s pretty well-behaved (at first). 10 mins into the event he’s already over at the food table, and the Vice-Admiral somehow appears everywhere??? He’s gone when you blink and the next time you know you hear his roaring laughter when Fullbody slips and crashed into poor Coby
  • Sengoku has to socialize (to his chagrin bc he would rather not go near the… world nobles if he can but hey being Fleet Admiral is a crazy job). You think he’s calm but if you squint, you can see his pinky twitch when someone’s being stupid.
  • Vice-Admiral Tsuru is owning the room with her formal suit this year (her dress last event blown the competition away shhh). She coolly swirls her wine glass in her seat with her crew, but she sweeps her gaze around as she looks out for the juniors.
  • Also, she roasts all the nobles without them knowing. Coolest Mom ever everyone go home
  • All the Admirals are pretty disgruntled tbh
  • You’d think Kizaru would love these events and yeah he does! Without the nobles, that is. He’s pretty amused throughout and has no problems chatting up ladies and engaging in conversations (one of the nobles made an offhanded remark of how The Shiny One is their favorite and you can see Borsalino twitch, even with his smile on)
  • Akainu is dying inside please help him.
  • Aokiji is pretty chill about this whole thing, plus the ladies are kinda a bonus eXCEPT FOR THAT OLD HAG WHO KEEPS TRYING TO BUTTER HIM UP??? He’s trying to inch away but in the end he just gave up and falls asleep in his seat in an attempt to get her to leave him alone.
  • Spoilers: she doesn’t.
  • So the Vice-Admiral squad are scattered by the crowd but they do stick together in pairs.
  • Strawberry is wine-tasting with Hina and his brows are furrowed with sympathy as he watches Dalmatian evading (as normal as possible) with increasing panic as a couple of the nobles pets are trying to slobber him up throughout the room
  • While still in their 30m leash jesUS CHRIST
  • Stainless and Cancer are having the time of their lives with Jango’s mini-secret party.
  • Yamakaji and Onigumo are like subtlety roasting each other as they navigate the room towards the balcony so they can escape the company take a smoke break.
  • Poor Momonga is manhandled by Kizaru into helping the Admiral to avoid the scary old lady who just changed her target.
  • Garp’s trapped by a group temporarily and his eyes are darting around for an escape route (ahahaha no Garp you better discuss the weather and politics with the lovely snobby women)
  • Spoilers: Sengoku lured him into the trap
  • NOW the old hag is chasing after a silently screaming Coby. Helmeppo is trying his best to keep up with a rope in his hands.
  • One condescending man insulted Hina’s status as a woman. Both Hina and Smoker shared a terrifying look between each other, before the three disappears out into the hallways, dragging the unfortunately not-important man by his collars.
  • A couple of men roped Akainu into politics talk that turned into a bragging session of ‘who’s slaves are worth more’. Akainu looked like he just sucked on a particularly sour lemon, as a few quiet drops of magma dripped from his right fist.
  • While Garp escaped by hauling a very confused officer (it’s Jerry) into taking his place.
  • Bastille has to entertain some very rude people questioning his heritage. He wordlessly pulled out his shark cleaver to polish, and they back off within 3 seconds.
  • One of the dogs crashed into the goat OH BOY YOU FUCKED UP
  • Dalmatian is now saved, as the Fleet-Admiral’s goat begins to DESTROY THE MUTTS. THERE IS NO MERCY FOR THE OFFENDERS
  • Hina and Smoker are back with… expensive-looking wine and snacks??? Tashigi asks when did they bought those and was given an empty wallet belonging to none of them?
  • Coincidentally, Tsuru found a beaten-up thug outside and she just steps over him without a glance because he looks like a bastard. Aaaand maybe it’s ‘cause she heard him insult one of her officers earlier in the hall.
  • The rich hag ends up sticking to Akainu like a thorn. Sakazuki breaks his wine glass as she chatters away while obviously ogling him. Behind the curtains you see Borsalino, Kuzan, and two recruits with pink and blond hair sneaking away into the night.
  • Sengoku is exhausted™


I’ll edit this post tmr but anyway MARINE HQ DINNER PARTY GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

Edit: @onepieceheadcanonhq I’m tagging you bc you need a laugh (get well soon!)

The mother prefaced her daughter’s letter by saying I’m her kid’s most recent obsession and she really wanted to write me, all that stuff. It was maybe two weeks after the Incident, the kid was six and a half, went by Mandy because that was more fun than Amanda, and thought I was the coolest thing to ever exist. I wrote the mom back, saying her kid was welcome to write any time, and told the kid it was cool that I had a fan.

I’ve still got the letter.

I would like to thank @leaalda for making these amazing banners. 

This is an effort to spread the word about all fan fiction writers in our little fandom. If you would like to be featured or nominate a writer, please contact me. Please reblog this post if you can and check out some of reflectivemuse (@i-am-the-fire57) work! 

1. First things first, if someone wanted to read your stories where can they find them.

You can find my fics under the name reflectivemuse at AO3. I’ll also post excerpts on Tumblr as @i-am-the-fire57.

2. Tell us a little about yourself.

I’m Rochelle, from Seattle, WA. Thirty years old, ace, bipolar, and Asperger’s. Getting into reading and writing helped me understand real life social cues and communication better, but unless its blatant sarcastic humor can sometimes get lost in translation.

3. What do you never leave home without? 

Phone, headphones, keys, and wallet that holds a bus pass and various cards together.

4. Are you an early bird or a night owl?

I’m kind of both - I stay up late-ish but wind up awake between six and seven am anyway.

5. If you could live in any fictional world, which one would you choose and why?

Percy Jackson’s world, hands down. The mortality rate is a lot lower than other fictional realms I’m obsessed with, and there’s still plenty of humor on the road to danger.

6. Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met.

None really yet - I’ve talked to YA authors Maggie Stiefvater and Cassandra Clare at book signings. I joked with Maggie about turning her first book Lament into a stage musical, and then with Cassie about how an alternate title for The Infernal Devices should be Downworld Abbey because of the proximity to the Downton Abbey time period - (she joked back that if she had her way Matthew Crawley would have been turned into a vampire)

7. What are some of your favorite movies/TV? 

Supernatural, 12 Monkeys, Stargate SG-1, Humans, Riverdale, Nikita, Parks and Rec…I love musicals like 1776, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Grease, and Phantom of the Opera. The Captain America movies, especially Civil War. And, a curveball to my tastes - Runaway Jury.

8. What are some of your favorite bands/musicians?

I like various forms of metal - symphonic like Nightwish/Within Temptation, alternative such as Halestorm (I got my tumblr username from one of their songs.) I survived high school on punk-pop music, going to Green Day/Jimmy Eat World concerts. For pop, I eat up anything by Ryan Star.

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anonymous asked:

hi there :) hc of katsuki, dabi, aizawa and eiji: they're just talking casualy to they're civilian fem s/o about her family and she says that she doesn't have a mom (she died some years ago in an archaeological excavations accident ;;;;) so she lives just with they're older bro and uncle? she still feels upset about it but she talks freely with them~

Of course darling, and also, my condolences to you and your family if you experienced it personally. Hope things are alright for you. I’m very sorry this took awhile. Hope you are okay with this.


Katsuki Bakugou

  • He doesn’t know what it feels like to lose somebody, even if it’s accidental but he does feel quite helpless if she’s still thinking about it until this day.
  • He hopes to whoever that nothing like that won’t ever happen to her older brother and uncle as well, it’s a shame that happened to her mother during the collections.
  • Bakugou may not have the coolest mom, but he does introduces her. Maybe having a maternal figure will ease up her sadness a little, hopefully. She’s part of a family to him, so it’s important he does this.

Dabi

  • He can feel her tensing up just a tad while she talks about her own deceased mother. He would quietly listen to her rambling about it.
  • Dabi sighs and embraces her into his loving arms tightly while petting her hair, he’s never experience this type of situation before and doesn’t know much. For now, he can offer comfort.
  • Dabi probably didn’t have much of a decent childhood, so these things tend to make him feel… indifferent. However, he promises that he won’t let anything happen to her family either. He’s being generous.

Kirishima Eijirou

  • Kirishima feels sadden that she lost her mother due to the accidental situation, it must be hard for her to grow up with no maternal figure. Not to mention… accidental.
  • His eyes become a bit ready while listening to her story and hardships. He’s a man, and he knows that it’s okay to cry sometimes. The way she stays strong. It’s admiring.
  • Kirishima promises that life will be okay with her this time, he’s not going anywhere soon. He sure won’t let this happened the way it did for her mother. Never. Ever.

Aizawa Shouta

  • He would stare silently at her casually talking through this, he’s knows that the burden still bottled up within her. Aizawa doesn’t know what to do about this.
  • He’s worried that this might happen to her or her family as well, he would feel damned if he’s not there to prevent such tragedy. Aizawa vows he would watch over all of them.
  • Even if she doesn’t have a mother anymore, he praises her that she’s a strong lady and her mother would be proud. Life takes a toll and it’s saddening, but he won’t let those things happen to her.
Some MCR facts that I never knew until like 10 minutes ago

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison: 
•Gerard recorded the song in his underwear 
•It features backing vocals from Bert McCracken (The Used), who Gerard thanks in the album credits for being his ‘cell mate’ 

Hang ‘Em High: 
•It features vocals from Keith Morris (Black Flag)… Frank actually stalked him to get him to sing on the record, because he is one of his idols 

Demolition Lovers: 
•Gerard dedicated it to his girlfriend at the time, Kat, in the album credits, saying “sorry I wrote all this stuff about killing you. I hope the last one makes up for it.” 

Drowning Lessons: 
•It is their least favourite song to play live. They’ve only played it live about four times, but according to the band, every time something has gone wrong 

Summertime: 
•Gerard wrote it for his wife, Lynz, who he married in the summertime of 2007 on the Projekt Revolution tour. Throughout that tour they wrote cryptic messages to eachother on their skin, and one day Lynz had “run away with me” written on her arm, and Gerard had “anytime you want” on his neck 

The Only Hope For Me Is You: 
•Gerard called it “a cousin to Famous Last Words” and said it was looking at the beginning of his life, which he considers to be 9/11 

Party Poison: 
•It was originally titled ‘Death Before Disco’, and at the time Gerard told the press it was the “best song MCR have ever written” 
•They describe it as an ‘anti-party rock song that you can party to’ 

Vampire Money: 
•Frank doesn’t know what he says at the beginning, because was “drunk” at the time 

Planetary (GO!): 
•“Fame is now injectable” is one of Gerard’s favourite lyrics he’s ever written 
•The band describe it as ‘the dance song they’ve been trying to write for years 

Kids From Yesterday: 
•It is everyone in the band’s favourite song off the record 
•Frank heard the final recording for the first time coming back from the hospital with his newborn babies in his arms 

Na Na Na
•Gerard wrote it with Lynz in the desert 
•Frank came up with the guitar riff 

The End: 
•It used to just be called “Intro” 
•The line “when I grow up I want to be nothing at all” is a direct response to people who used to tell Gerard he would never make anything of his life 

Dead!: 
•They started work on this song in 2005 
•Frank pushed for the ‘tuba part’ in the bridge, and said “if you hate it, come see me about it. ****’s tough, I don’t care what you think!” 

This Is How I Disappear: 
•The song was the first time Ray and Frank wrote different chorus melodies and then smashed them into one part 

The Sharpest Lives: 
•Gerard told Frank to write a ‘spy guitar part’ for the pre-chorus, and Frank said yes (“because that’s what you say to a dude you love and respect.”) But he realised he was screwed as soon as Gerard left the room, because he’s “never seen a 007 movie” 

Welcome To The Black Parade: 
•Frank came up with the original title ‘The Five Of Us Are Dying’ 
•They started work on it in 2002 and re-wrote it four times before finally releasing it in 2006 

I Don’t Love You: 
•At the end of the ‘Life On The Murder Scene’ DVD there’s a clip of Gerard and Ray singing the original version of the song 

Cancer: 
•Ray played bass on the studio record, not Mikey 
•It’s Frank’s favourite song MCR have ever written – every time he hears it, he has to “fight back tears” 

Mama: 
•Liza Minelli sings on the track, as does Donna Way, Donald Way and Linda Iero (and Frank found out his mom “sings like a gypsy, which is the coolest thing in the world.”) 
•It’s Frank’s second favourite song on the album. 

Sleep: 
•The tape recording at the start was inspired by the night terrors Gerard was having in the Paramour Mansion, where he would wake up in the middle of the night and feel like somebody’s hands were around his neck, choking him. (“It feels like somebody’s gripping my throat and squeezing.”) 
•And the recording creeps Frank out 

Teenagers: 
•Gerard wrote the lyrics when he was on a busy subway, to distract himself from a panic attack he was having due to the number of teenagers surrounding him 

Disenchanted: 
•It was originally called ‘Shut Up and Play’ and there are live versions of it on Youtube, from 2005 
•It is Mikey’s favourite song on the record: he fought to have it on there. He used to go up to the guys in the band when they were sleeping and just whisper ‘Disenchanted’ to them 

Famous Last Words: 
•Gerard wrote the song for Mikey when he left the band during the making of The Black Parade. The line “I see you lying next to me” refers to Mikey sleeping on the floor in Gerard’s room in the Paramour Mansion (because he was too scared to sleep in a room alone) 
•Mikey said when he heard it, he knew he couldn’t leave the band

A New Life: Part Nine

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WC: 2,216

Warnings: Angst, anxiety attack, sort of fluff, talk of death

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You stared blankly at Sam as Dean finished patching him up, but it was more like you were staring through him.

You were in Sam’s room back at the bunker now. Joe had rounded up the other bartender and servers to close up as soon as he’d gotten off the phone with Dean. When you had arrived, everyone had mostly cleared out. Joe and Dean had hauled Sam inside to clean his wounds a little before he finally woke up.

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around the time beyonce invented country music, i was also in the middle of reading true grit, so all i wanted to do was write a western au where like:

  • sarada lives with her mom and grandparents on their farm 
  • one of the farmhands shoots her grandfather and injures her mother so that he can rob them
  • one of the things he stole was a watch that belonged to sarada’s father which sakura kept among her things
  • sarada vows to avenge her family and retrieve what was taken from them (some money, horses, and other valuable things)
  • she knows she’ll need help so she goes to hire some muscle in the next city over 
  • there she meets old one eye, an expert marksman with a mysterious past and one of the coolest duster coats she’s ever seen
  • obviously this is sasuke, a bounty hunter who spends most of his days either drinking or working
  • he recognizes sarada in an instant 
  • she’s the daughter he left behind because his enemies were targeting his family and nearly killed his family long ago so sasuke forced himself to stay away to keep them safe
  • they go on an adventure together to hunt down her grandfather’s killer
  • sasuke asks questions about sakura but is super awkward about it and sarada thinks he’s hoping for a set up 
  • he teaches her how to shoot better and track people and other stuff
  • just father/daughter bonding in the wild with guns and ponchos and horses is all
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you generously gave me one of your prompts and here is the result ft. jack as an adopted child of medda larkin, the greatest, our hero,

Jack’s never been good at science. Which works out well, actually, because it’s Davey’s favorite and strongest subject.

That is, he usually manages to scrape by with Bs and the occasional C, and he gets a decent grade. Asking for help isn’t exactly something Jack’s good at, or that he enjoys doing. Still, his bio final is on Monday, and to say he’ll pass is a vast overstatement of his abilities. Sure, he’s proficient at bullshitting tests and quizzes, but final exams are the real thing.

Jack caves.

“Of course!” Davey says, probably smiling through the phone. “When?”

So Davey shows up at the Larkin household at four-thirty on Saturday.

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It’s a Funny Old Game (2/2)

Killian’s not sure why he agreed to this. Well, no, that’s not true. He does. Because Henry asked. And, well, maybe they’re some kind of family now.

Emma’s not sure why she hasn’t said anything. Well, no, that’s not true. She does. Because she’s not supposed to. And, well, things were pretty good already.

Or: A quasi Out of the Frying Pan sequel with soccer.


AN: There’s an actual soccer game in this part of the soccer fic I was never planning on actually writing. Soccer and fluff and feelz. As always, I cannot say enough about @distant-rose & @laurnorder who rationalized all of these feelz and we’re like…uh, yeah, obviously you should write the thing. They’re the best. 

Also on Ao3 if you’re looking there. 


“This is, easily, the coolest thing we’ve ever done.”

“You’re not actually doing anything,” Emma pointed out, glancing at David who, appeared, to be ignoring her completely.

Mary Margaret shook her head, hitching her arm under Leo’s legs and babbling something that might have been words before turning back towards Emma. “Don’t pop this bubble for him,” she said. “He thinks he’s going to get out on the field. He’s going to collect dirt or something.”

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