This blog is going to hell anyways so here you go. SPOILERS AHEAD.
I’m SICK and TIRED of shows doing this. It’s NOT about Jug being Ace/asexual in the comics. It’s not about the other ships. It’s not about Betty not being “good enough”, because honestly NOBODY would be good enough for her pure heart, my baby my angel my badass seed.
That got off track.
Okay but listen. LISTEN. Or read. Whatever.
Betty and Jughead have one of the best and purest friendships I know. I love it. In the old comics, in the news Jughead series and Yes, I even loved it in Riverdale. I was so happy it seemed like they would carry it on. But oh, wait! I FORGOT that NO straight (Don’t get me startet) boy and girl can be friends without any romance or drama, ever!!!
I have this really bad feeling about this whole thing. Because I can only see this going a few ways. In the spoiler video where Veronica calls Jughead Betty’s boyfriend (omfg why) Archie is, ofc, VERY offended and jealous and oh my. I have a very ugly feeling this is the reason they’re doing Bughead, to get the Archie love triangle going. And that is NOT COOL, because somebody is going to get hurt, and if the Bughead friendship dies or get ruined by this I’m going to be devastated. It’s not worth it, and it makes Jughead into someone who’s just there to move the plot along. I don’t love that. At all.
I just have alot of problems with this, and I feel like it’s just taking more attention from the original plot, which I love btw, about Jason and the murder and Polly and the secrets. Some drama is ofc welcome but let’s not turn this pretty cool show with the best fucking cast ever into One Tree Hill.
Because it’s not. Not that I didn’t love OTH, but that’s another story.
okay do u kno the song "radio gaga" by queen?? cos every time I see u on my dash, that song gets stuck in my head but w the words "legitimate lala" instead of "radio gaga" also ur blog is the shit have a lovely day 💚
I def had to look up that song but omfg that song is the dopest crap I ever heard. I watched the whole music video on YouTube. Its going to be stuck in my head for weeks. It represents the random chaos that is my life quite beautifully ☺ I was meant to be born in the 70s, somebody fucked up somewhere.. (Cough God) but it’s cool tho.. Anyway thanks 💖 best anon ever
i don’t think anyone who didn’t find salad fingers by themselves or through a friend understands how truly terrifying salad fingers was
I think i was like, ten??? and my best friend was like “oh man you’ve got to see this thing called salad fingers!!” and I was kinda like… ok…. that does not sound like a fun happy 5th grade good time but ok
so we’re at her house and she has a COMPUTER to herself (rly big deal back in the day) and she knows how to TYPE and she slaps something into the url bar and clicks and. there’s salad fingers.
holy shit. holy sHIT. it was terrifying. she loved it and I was beyond disturbed. who is this deformed green man with his rusty spoons. WHY IS THIS SO SCARY?
this was not a fun happy 5th grade good time. my friend was thrilled. I think I screamed.
you have to remember to that I was at an age when I hadn’t really discovered the internet yet- I think I frequented neopets and maybe an anime chat room. The internet was a largely unexplored place for me. and out of its depths, out of the bowels of the internet comes this deeply disturbing deformed green man without proper fingers who. seems to be hallucinating. I don’t know. how do you explain salad fingers? where do you start???
There were no advertisements on other websites for this by the way. No one was blogging about it, this was before it went viral, it was not seen on any google ads. It just existed in the free form space of the internet and somehow my best friend found it, thought it was awesome, and passed it on through word of mouth. terrifying. imagine a group of about 50 ten year olds creepily muttering “I love rusty spoons” and then laughing hysterically. that is all I remember from the fifth grade.
the year is 2022 and dan and phil have made their vows and are official husband and husband. everybody is having at a great time at the reception which is made up all their favourites, close friends and family. when phil announces that he has a surprise for dan and suddenly a video is being projected onto the far wall. it’s the first phil is not on fire and everybody starts smiling and laughing at their silly haircuts, awkward jump cuts and ever so blatant heart eyes. dan becomes embarrassed and turns to phil with his best ‘OMFG PHIL’ face but at the same time he is filled with more love and devotion in this moment to phil than he ever thought possible. they have come to far since their first innocent exchanges on twitter and now dan can really honestly say that his life with phil has genuinelybeen the most fun he has ever had.