This blog is going to hell anyways so here you go. SPOILERS AHEAD.
I’m SICK and TIRED of shows doing this. It’s NOT about Jug being Ace/asexual in the comics. It’s not about the other ships. It’s not about Betty not being “good enough”, because honestly NOBODY would be good enough for her pure heart, my baby my angel my badass seed.
That got off track.
Okay but listen. LISTEN. Or read. Whatever.
Betty and Jughead have one of the best and purest friendships I know. I love it. In the old comics, in the news Jughead series and Yes, I even loved it in Riverdale. I was so happy it seemed like they would carry it on. But oh, wait! I FORGOT that NO straight (Don’t get me startet) boy and girl can be friends without any romance or drama, ever!!!
I have this really bad feeling about this whole thing. Because I can only see this going a few ways. In the spoiler video where Veronica calls Jughead Betty’s boyfriend (omfg why) Archie is, ofc, VERY offended and jealous and oh my. I have a very ugly feeling this is the reason they’re doing Bughead, to get the Archie love triangle going. And that is NOT COOL, because somebody is going to get hurt, and if the Bughead friendship dies or get ruined by this I’m going to be devastated. It’s not worth it, and it makes Jughead into someone who’s just there to move the plot along. I don’t love that. At all.
I just have alot of problems with this, and I feel like it’s just taking more attention from the original plot, which I love btw, about Jason and the murder and Polly and the secrets. Some drama is ofc welcome but let’s not turn this pretty cool show with the best fucking cast ever into One Tree Hill.
Because it’s not. Not that I didn’t love OTH, but that’s another story.
i don’t think anyone who didn’t find salad fingers by themselves or through a friend understands how truly terrifying salad fingers was
I think i was like, ten??? and my best friend was like “oh man you’ve got to see this thing called salad fingers!!” and I was kinda like… ok…. that does not sound like a fun happy 5th grade good time but ok
so we’re at her house and she has a COMPUTER to herself (rly big deal back in the day) and she knows how to TYPE and she slaps something into the url bar and clicks and. there’s salad fingers.
holy shit. holy sHIT. it was terrifying. she loved it and I was beyond disturbed. who is this deformed green man with his rusty spoons. WHY IS THIS SO SCARY?
this was not a fun happy 5th grade good time. my friend was thrilled. I think I screamed.
you have to remember to that I was at an age when I hadn’t really discovered the internet yet- I think I frequented neopets and maybe an anime chat room. The internet was a largely unexplored place for me. and out of its depths, out of the bowels of the internet comes this deeply disturbing deformed green man without proper fingers who. seems to be hallucinating. I don’t know. how do you explain salad fingers? where do you start???
There were no advertisements on other websites for this by the way. No one was blogging about it, this was before it went viral, it was not seen on any google ads. It just existed in the free form space of the internet and somehow my best friend found it, thought it was awesome, and passed it on through word of mouth. terrifying. imagine a group of about 50 ten year olds creepily muttering “I love rusty spoons” and then laughing hysterically. that is all I remember from the fifth grade.
it honestly was one of the best concerts ive ever been too and thats saying a lot bc ive been to plenty omfg. before the concert even started, my friends heard them during soundcheck but i was too busy talking to the ticket booth ;(( im pretty sure it was seungkwan, but he was screaming really loud and the security guard even covered his ears LOL
once we finally got in the venue, they were playing all of svt’s music videos except dont wanna cry and we guessed they would play it right before they came on. WHEN THE LIGHTS TURNED LOW I LOSTTT MY SHITTTT. THE VCR IS SO ADORABLEE TOO! they were all standing in a row and they walked to the front. on my side, all i could remember was dino and jeonghan but i honestly couldnt take in that i was seeing them. THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG. the concert overall was just amazing like each unit went haRRRD AND I WAS S H O O K. i have to give props to the performance team tho bc i actually had my jaw on the floor when they performed OMG and Highlight. dino really goes hard when they dance and i love him sm. SEUNGCHEOLL THOOOOO. HOT AF. BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. HE RUINED MY BIAS LIST. jeonghan, mingyu and seungcheol came to my side a lot. both jeonghan and mingyu noticed me <3 omg my friend caught seungkwans attention and she started freaking out, but he was still looking at us. so i was just looking at seungkwan while my friend kept holding my arm and he waved again. we both had that look on our face LOL.
anyways for hitouch i was like mesmerized. they are so beautiful up closee. dino was first and i was gonna cry bc hes my #1 bias wrecker and bby. vernon is honestly so pretty holy shit. seungcheol was like leaning over and he hONESTLY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL I CRYYYYYY. hoshi is so adorable, i was gonna call him king bc he made us chant it during his introduction but i forgot ;( so i just said 10:10 while walking away and he looked at me the whole time bc he prob knew i was gonna say something aw. BUT MY MAIN MAN MINGYU. OKAY SO I WAS SHOOK LIKE I DIDNT TAKE IN MINGYU WAS NEXT. SO WHEN I LOOKED UP I WAS LIKE OMGG. he was leaning over bc hes talll and im like 5'5 maybe. i told him i loved him, but idk if he heard me. but he still was smiling and waved bye to me while i was walking away. woozi is soo tiny, like his profiles say he is like 5'5 uhh no that boy is 5'2. i loved his eyes omfg. lastly there was minghao. tHAT BOY STARED INTO MY SOUL. I WAS LIKE FROZEN BC HE REALLY MAKES EYE CONTACT W/ THE FANS.
ALL IN ALL, I LOVE SVT AND I HOPE THEY COME BACK TO TORONTO :)
rowan i think you predicted the future. this week's episode for last call is titled "every day is national something day." the video hasn't come out yet so i don't know what it's about but yeah. your fics can predict the future.
oh my god this is the best thing ever but…….. i hope they didn’t see omfg
the year is 2022 and dan and phil have made their vows and are official husband and husband. everybody is having at a great time at the reception which is made up all their favourites, close friends and family. when phil announces that he has a surprise for dan and suddenly a video is being projected onto the far wall. it’s the first phil is not on fire and everybody starts smiling and laughing at their silly haircuts, awkward jump cuts and ever so blatant heart eyes. dan becomes embarrassed and turns to phil with his best ‘OMFG PHIL’ face but at the same time he is filled with more love and devotion in this moment to phil than he ever thought possible. they have come to far since their first innocent exchanges on twitter and now dan can really honestly say that his life with phil has genuinelybeen the most fun he has ever had.