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Continuing my Adventure Zone art shenanigans, because you all had such a lovely response to my Taako design!  I know I said I was going to draw Angus next, but when I sat down to sketch last night I had a song in my heart.  And that song was the Fantasy Costco theme, so ya’ll are getting Garfield instead. Haha! I am absolutely one of the people who can’t help but see Garfield as a cat, but as much as the “necromancer lasagna cat” makes me laugh, I wanted to actually design a specific character for him.  Because I am terribly fascinated by Garfield’s character and ngl every time he comes around I laugh so much.  Good good weird creepy cat wizard man.

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ever since you disappeared into that portal, we’ve been living in a mistake—in a future that should never have come to pass. we’ve died, and suffered, and lost everything. but if you can fix this, if you can take us back… we need you, Herald.

We Intertwined: Ch. 1

An Ignis Scientia Story

AO3 | Chapter 2
Word Count: 1,600

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Ever since he was a child, Ignis had a curious mind. He was always seeking knowledge, always curious to know minute facts about seemingly insignificant things. He wanted to know about the geography of Eos, the traditions of the Lucian royal line, the tales of Ramuh and Shiva. He loved hearing those stories, loved falling asleep to his mother’s voice, telling him about the might of the Archaean.

But Ignis’ favourite bedtime story by far was the one about soulmates.

“It’s said that everyone has a soulmate,” she’d told him one night, running her slim fingers through his tawny hair. “The Astrals created life on Eos. Creatures that walked on four legs with four arms and two heads. They had two hearts, two brains, and two souls. The gods were so afraid of their power that they split them in two, and humans have been wandering Eos in search of their missing halves ever since.”

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SMH as things said by my family as we got ready for a wedding:
  • Holster: Do I have anything in my teeth?
  • Ransom: No. Do I have anything on my nose?
  • Shitty: I always go tighter on the straps of my heels.
  • Lardo: Does anyone have advice on walking in heels--besides Shitty?
  • Bitty: Are you eating spaghetti?
  • Jack: This red sauce is really good. Though anything might be really good compared to half-cooked spaghetti.
  • Dex: That twenty minute ETA may have been a little generous.
  • Nursey: *wanders out in boxers and a button down* I'm ready.
  • Chowder: That could've gone a lot worse!
  • Bonus--Johnson: If we're having this much fun getting ready, imagine what [the bride's family] is going through right now.

tiredsmolhufflepuff  asked:

I'm sorry all i'm thinking of is Izuku actually being a ghost but him not knowing and because of his quirk everyone thinks hes alive but hes not its just his quirk letting him make everyone else think hes alive as well.

Oh man now you got me thinking about it too.

Imagine him having a mini-breakdown when he realizes the truth, alone in his room with only Rei to help him stay sane. Imagine him wondering how the hell he’s supposed to tell his mother, who he tells EVERYTHING.

Imagine him not remembering how he died, but being afraid to find out for fear he’ll lose himself in the trauma. Imagine him struggling to keep it together whenever he gets flashbacks and inklings.

Imagine him struggling to keep up the masquerade at school, shying away from touching people or talking to people or drawing too much attention to himself for fear that they’ll find out.

IMAGINE HIS PAIN AND HORROR AND GUILT WHEN HE REALIZES ONE FOR ALL DIED WITH HIM.

anonymous asked:

hey I was wondering if you can you recommend any active pewdiepie and/or marzia blogs??

@pewpewpies, @sarcasticpewds, @melixphilippines, @pewdieclothes, @pewdigifs, @cutiemarzipie, @dragon-lord-h8ter-sk8ter-1969, these are my favorite active pewdiepie/marzia blogs

+ you cana also check out these: @pewdiepievevo, @pewds-is-so-kawaii,  @pewdsdiepie-kuri, @pewdiecringe, @krowson, @grumpy-pewdiplieyer, and if you are wondering why I put these ones separately, it’s because they are either less active or multifandom-ish, but nonetheless pretty awesome :) 

I would like an AU where Stiles and his dad never lived in Beacon Hills.

Instead, the Sheriff is the enforcer for the Old Houses - the shady, international conglomerate under which all werewolf hunters operate. He’s called in when hunters go off reservation - start killing outside of the code. The lines between the supernatural and the human worlds are shaky enough, you see, the Old Houses know better than to kill indiscriminately.

No one wants all out war.

Which is why, when Laura Hale returns to Beacon Hills and shows up dead two days later, the Sheriff and his son are sent in to investigate. Nothing good comes of Hales and Argents in the same vicinity.

The Sheriff goes undercover at the police station, something Stiles will never not roll his eyes over because, “God, it’s bad enough your moniker is The Sheriff, dad, do you have to milk this?”

Stiles, meanwhile, is sent into the school, because it becomes very clear that there’s an alpha on the loose and everyone knows where there’s an alpha, there’s teenagers (they turn easier, bla bla SCIENCE). Stiles doesn’t know what he hates more about the set up, that he still has baby-face enough to pass for sixteen or that he has to leave his nine mil at home.

Thus: season 1 AU where Stiles works the werewolf angle by trying to get close to Scott (“He’s such a newly-bitten cliche I’m amazed he doesn’t have his own tv show.” “You like him.” “Of course I like him. Not liking Scott is like not liking rainbows. The kid’s ridiculous.”) while his dad makes overly complicated crime boards and side-eyes the fuck out of Chris Argent (“Think he knows something?” “I think he’s trying not to know something.” “Well done, dad - this is why they pay you the big untraceable bucks.”)

Added points for Stiles finding himself getting tangled up with Derek Hale (“Really, Stiles? Really?” “Have you seen the guy?!”) only of course Derek thinks he’s sixteen and won’t touch him with a ten foot pole (“Life isn’t fair.” “There’s an alpha murdering people, Stiles.” “I can care about murder and my lack of sex life at the same time.” *parental groaning*)

I basically just need all of the BAMF!undercover!Stilinskis with bonus weapons kink and slow burn, misunderstandings!Sterek. Thanks.