this is t=wha i've been doing

  • (Ron Swanson voice): Hello, Edward. how long have you been in love with Bella Swan.
  • Edward: *voice cracking* WHAT? T-that's diSGUSTING and wrong, I don't even get, why would? I've never been in love with uh with anyone anywhere? it's none of your,,, ho-wha-- the NERVE , the auDACITY , Bella is my natural prey,, technically, and she is TERRIBLE face-wise , and HOW? h-how do I know frankly that you're not in love w her , maybe you are maybe you're trying to throw me off?? hmmm CHECK and MATE ... t-THIS is an OUTRAGE who do I call??