this is such a hilarious scene

There are so many things to appreciate about this scene.

a) Ron and Harry having brotp moments (”do your fly by hand” hilarious!)

b) “Unwrap it up here, it’s not for my mother’s eyes”: Ron, could you be more adorable?

c) Ron is giving this book to Harry even though he knows that it will more than likely be used in reference to Ginny (so much for crazy, overprotective big brother Ron!)

d) This basically explodes the notion of Ron being suave and sexually experienced. The poor guy is obviously clueless.

e) It reinforces the idea that he wanted to get rid of Lavender, but was too inexperienced to know how.

f) “I would’ve known how to get going with…” (Even Harry knows who that ellipses belongs to!)

g) The greatest “wand innuendo” in the entire series!! The joke works on so many levels…first you get the picture of poor Ron trying to cast a complicated charm and not quite getting the wand movements correct (flick and swish), and then you get the notion that, despite what most 17 year old boys think, you have to have more than good “wand work” to satisfy a woman.

anonymous asked:

Reasons to romance Liam Kosta?

He’s cute af, he’s hilarious, he’s ridiculously sweet…oh and did I already mention the cute as fuck part? Doesn’t hurt to say it again. 

I’m extremely happy with the course of the romance. Plus the post final battle scene is too adorable for words. I had the worlds biggest smile on my face.

anonymous asked:

fake dating and/or arranged marriage

Fake dating:

- I’m not very likely to write it, I love reading it but I would get super frustrated trying to come up with good scenes for it.

- I would love to read it for a Dex/Nursey fic. I think it would be hilarious.

Arranged Marriage, not my thing for the cp fandom.

anonymous asked:

Loved your fic! It's so in character and that scene towards the end with Ruby and Weiss is hilarious!

Thank you so much!!! That scene was a lot of fun to write :)

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Harassment


Okay, this is literally a oneshot that just looks at the immaturity of the Titans.

Might seem ooc or very unlikely but it really is just a humour piece. Don’t read too much into it.

It’s modelled after one of my favourite scenes of NCIS. It’s flippin’ hilarious and I found myself wondering what it would be like with our fave hero network. It would probably help to go and watch the scene I am talking about just so the context is kinda backing it up.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCp9RGGliDQ

I just don’t want people commenting like oh my god, it isn’t something to joke about. I know but for this particular scene; it really is funny, especially if you are invested in NCIS as a show, like moi.

It is purely being written because it reminds me of some kind of high school situation.


The big screen buzzed with light as yet another slide appeared before them all.

Superman cleared his throat and turned to face them, with the remote still in hand, pressing a button to turn on the lights in the room.

“As you can all see from the presentation, there are many forms of harassment in the workplace that can go somewhat… unnoticed. These little signs shouldn’t go without being addressed when you feel uncomfortable.” He paused and glanced over the faces staring back at him.

Rows of Titans sat there, staring back at him as he spoke. Their expressions varied from mildly interested to absolutely bored senseless. And, Superman was fairly certain he could hear snoring but he wasn’t sure who exactly it was.

Cyborg sighed, his fingers clasped together atop of the small desk he had been sat at. He was struggling but his eyes were on the Kryptonian as he continued to drone on about the topic at hand. They had all, needless to say, been reluctant to turn up to the watchtower this morning for the mandatory meeting.

The league had suggested that they were all very young still, despite being in their early 20’s and needed to be made aware of the dangers that can occur in the workplace; even if the occupation in question was a superhero.

There was a whole bunch of meetings like this they still had to look forward to such as health and safety, performance issues, discrimination… things like that. Things that normal, white collared folks usually had to worry about.

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anonymous asked:

klance shippers who say kallura was "forced" and "the biggest fan service of season 2." Make me wanna die. If anything was a fan service it was the elevator scene, and if Klance did become canon that would seem WAY more forced,seeing as all they do is bicker and fight

The most hilarious thing is that there’s literally no way the Keith/Allura scenes in S2 could’ve been fanservice:

“Fanservice” focuses on what the fans want most

Ka//ura is a fucking rare pair. Why would the writers rather include scenes of a pairing that maybe 300 people ship, when 97% of the fandom would rather see Keith and Lance fuck

but mmmmhh sure all development that isn’t centered around K/ance is fanservice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.