Bucky vs. Parkour

literally just an excuse to write my favorite characters dicking around, with encouragement from queerzevranarainai. possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever written. Or: Matt Murdock, Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton and parkour.

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“So basically,” Clint says, “you jump off of stuff, try to look cool, try not to hurt yourself, and yell parkour before each jump.”

“The yelling part isn’t necessary,” Matt says.

“The yelling part is totally necessary,” Clint says.

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The signs when they're hyper
  • Aries:Giggly and dancy
  • Taurus:can't stop smiling
  • Gemini:jumpy and making noises with their mouth
  • Cancer:telling stories and jokes and cracking up
  • Leo:throws stuff and laughs at everything
  • Virgo:runs around and falls down a lot
  • Libra:claps and keeps smiling
  • Scorpio:tickles people and yells
  • Sagittarius:says stupid things to make everyone laugh/yells
  • Capricorn:laughs at everything
  • Aquarius:purposely makes people mad by bugging them
  • Pisces:sings and messes with people

so I’ve been thinking about the idea of Beacon doing that cliche sitcom thing about teenages in pairs ‘raising’ a bag of flour like it’s a kid

imagine Weiss worrying about her child starting to get lighter. Ruby says she must be imagining it. Then Weiss notices Ruby has a plate of homebaked cookies on her desk

Yang taking her kid out on the bike and when Blake yells at her Yang is just like “they had a helmet.” and pulls out a tiny flour bag sized helmet

Pyrrha being uncharacteristicly panicky cause she doesn’t know how to deal with tiny people but Jaune is like “don’t worry I got this” cause of having so many sisters

Nora showing up at the dorm like “hey Ren me and our child are hoooooome~” and Ren glances up before calmly saying “Nora that’s not a bag of flour that’s an Ursa cub.” and Nora tries to convince him to let her keep it.

  • me:haha hey guys I have a crush on someone you'll never guess who
  • everyone:um okay we really don't -
  • me:aw haha you guys i can't tell you
  • everyone:
  • everyone:we really didn't -
  • me:hahaha okay I guess if you keep it a secret
  • everyone:
  • me:
  • everyone:
  • me:
  • me:it's josh dun. i have a crush on josh dun.

Aries-
sweet, innocent, kind, different from the rest, hardworking, caring yet indifferent, fragile yet strong, smiley

Taurus-
stubborn, cute, adorable, emotional yet keeps it inside, serious, bright eyes, understanding, likes to try new things, open-minded, will fight for what they believe in

Libra-
either short and sweet or very tall, distinct fashion sense, good at writing, won’t take anybody’s shit, cute laugh, won’t hold back from telling somebody that they hate them

Leo-
thin, long legs, nice structured or soft facial features, could be a model, needs to feel loved, often feels lonely, takes their time to look nice, think about others often

Virgo-
points out other’s mistakes while forgetting their own, thoughtful, intelligent, organized, kind

Scorpio-
not afraid to tell off an asshole, sarcastic, super friendly, seems as though they don’t give a fuck, can get easily invested, usually there is an innocent kind and a kind that isn’t….innocent

Capricorn-
usually tall and lanky, procrastinates as much as everybody else and maybe even more, super smart, unique sense of humor, likely to get in trouble in class for talking, sometimes have a serious/empty expression

Cancer-
always wants to know about what others think of them, likes to talk about feelings or people that they like, emotional, family-oriented

Pisces-
tall, fashionable, look sweet on the outside and even sweeter on the inside, quiet, doubtful, realistic

—  my thoughts about some of the signs (based on people I know) Sagittarius perspective

so I haven’t complained much about this whole situation but I wanna get this out I guess. it makes me kind of sad and disappointed in myself that my idol is defending a person who bullied me. i don’t know, she’s the reason I spoke up about it and now I feel really bad about it because I’ve been accused of so many things and called awful names and it just makes me sad that the girl who inspired me to stand up for myself is also the girl who probably hates me because of it.