this is strangely hot

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That is so weird!! normal day for me but my close friend felt like that the whole day too!! She's a super sweet potato but today she told me that she felt like "something bad is about to happen" and was super weirded out bc of that feeling. I recommend hugs from ur datemate and cuddling if not too hot

is it the pollen?? is something strange afoot?? the world feels off what the heckie, around five people now have told me they’re also anxious today for unknown reasons.

like, i do have social anxiety and have also experienced this feeling before, but back then i had legitimately stressful stuff happening all the time that would cause that feeling of unease.

i’ve been living kinda nicely for a month now and??? why this?

i hope your friend feels better soon!!

Family’s What You Make Of It

Family’s What You Make Of It | It starts when Dan stumbles through the door of his two bedroom flat with an attractive stranger attached to his mouth, and it ends with, well… a family. Or, the one where Dan is a single father of a three year old, who intends for Phil to be nothing more than a one night stand until he see’s him interact with his daughter for the first time. | Phan | Mature | Smut, self-neglect, implied self-esteem issues, single father Dan | 4,374 Words

Thank you so @phansdick for encouraging me (as always) and then being wonderful and beta’ing for me without me even having to ask ;)

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Writing is Hard, pt 9: Sexting

Summary: You send Dean some dirty pictures.

Read Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8

Warning: Smut, taking pictures during sex

Word Count: 2600ish

A/N: This is all written with love for fan fic. I’m teasing, not putting it down in any way. Hope you enjoy! (Sorry, tag list is closed!) XOXO


You hold up the phone, then almost instantly put it down.

This is stupid.

No. This isn’t stupid. This will be hot. Just do it.

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