The Story of Richard & Monika
It’s a reach (though still not as long as Hoechs, lbr), but Hoechlin is the Richard and Monika is his mustache. Work with me here!)
Okay, so disclaimer:
It’s entirely possible that they met, liked each other and are super cute and into each other. However, unless you’re new (welcome!), you know that we dabble only in the messy and It’s Ya Boy, Hoechs has a history of being reeeeeeal messy. So we’re going to go down that path with lots of hobrien speculation on the way.
Roll around with us!