this is specifically for you

Ah, now there’s a good question. Y’see, cause it involves money!

Indirectly, f’course, like in a capitalist cause-and-effect kinda way, but still. Money!

Listen, I’ve been runnin’ th’ shack for years now, and lemme tell ya, y’get all kinds of customers when workin’ at a place like that.  Some folks’ll just come in lookin’ t’buy a bag of chips from the vendin’ machine, others will be comin’ in to purchase an entire fur…fish…hybrid thing…

But, er, y’know, whatever th’ case, there is one product that’s been irresistible t’even the most skeptical of buyers.  You folks ready t’know what it is?  Heh, I think you are…

‘Cause it’s me!

More specifically, the exclusive, rare, official Mystery Shack licensed Stan Pines Bobblehead™! (Patent pending.)

Would’ya just look at that craftsmanship?  Th’ way it captures my stunnin’ physique, my devilishly handsome smile, that…that dull, lifeless haze I get in my eyes ‘cause, like, I’m tired all the time…

…Anyway.

Half the time, we’re barely able to keep these things on the shelves!  And it’s not just because Mabel’s been swipin’ em to test out her makeover skills.  Or because Ford got all grouchy his name was on somethin’ “degradin’“ and burned half our stock.

Though, uh, both have happened.

Though I will admit…and…and it’s kinda sad, if y’really think about it…There’s one product that’s just inches away from beatin’ it…from livin’ out its hopes and dreams of bein’ th’ most purchased item in th’ Mystery Shack…

And that’s our beautifully crafted, mint condition Mystery Shack Snowglobe™! (Patent also pending. I got a lot of patents pendin’.)

But hey, you can help, kiddo!  Just buy like, ten’f these babies and it’ll surpass th’ bobblehead for our most popular item.

‘Course, you wouldn’t want th’ bobblehead to feel left out, so you might wanna buy a couple’f those too after the fact.  And from there you might as well just go back and forth buyin’ stuff so you’re givin’ each product a fair chance at livin’ its dream, y’know?

C’mon, have a heart!  Think’f the children and…whales ‘n stuff.

–Stan

why do video games think I want to play underground levels? no. i don’t want to fight your dank claw monsters in the dark. ever. bye

anyone else’s kin memories seem to come more as emotions and knowledge than visual memories?? the only visual ones I have are of really traumatic / hard times and everything else is just a “yes this happened I remember how it felt”

Alright friends, I could use some help. 

How do you write out a sneeze? I’ve seen things from a simple “ah-choo” to an almost-random string of letters to sound out the actual noise, filled with apostrophes and the like. Is there a nice middle ground? Is the string of letters different every time? Is there a certain MLA format I have to follow?

I’ve always just written out “so and so sneezed” rather than the actual sound, but I want to expand my horizons.

anonymous asked:

I saw the thing someone wrote to u about u making them Ari and Dante and just wanted u to know that I read TFC completely because of u and I blame u entirely for ruining my life (but like also thx because it's awesome)

Oz.

I am literally messaging you right now.

anonymous asked:

can you tell us a bit about ellie and tyberius's zodiacs? they're two of my favorites! (also do you know how to find out the more specific parts of an irl person's zodiac? like the moon and rising things?)

yess I would love to!
Just as a quick rundown, if you didn’t know, the Sun, Moon, and Rising signs represent different parts of your personality. The Rising sign is usually people’s first impression of you, or the general aura you give off. The Sun sign is the base of your personality (this is what people normally know as their zodiac). And the Moon sign is your inner desires and fears

  • Elliel is a Sun Virgo, Moon Sagittarius, and Rising Scorpio. Her first impression as a Scorpio rising is very sexual, confident, dangerous and assertive. As a Virgo sun, she’s very acute and quick-witted, observant and actually quite the control freak who always has a contingency plan. She’s very particular about certain things, and has some surprisingly family-oriented dreams. Her Sagittarius moon gives her an incredible love for adventure and freedom, and deep down a fear of being tied down
  • Tyberius is a Sun Leo, Moon Gemini, and Rising Leo. With his sun and rising in the same sign, what you see is what you get! He’s a bit of a typical Leo, proud and bombastic, flamboyant with a deep love for attention. He does get lonely easily, but his moon in Gemini helps to ease that. As a Gemini moon, his moods and needs change quickly and often, and he has the cleverness and flexibility to be a real people-pleaser. All three of his signs do hint at a rather easy-going attitude, and he dislikes when things get too serious

(and to find your sun moon and rising signs, you can use this calculator: https://www.color-scope.com/scope )

anonymous asked:

Look, I don't doubt that Gillian and PM are a thing. Am I a little sad that David and Gillian aren't? Sure. Am I pissed? Nope. Do I hate Gillian for it? No. (I fucking adore Gillian no matter what, okay?) Am I overjoyed at the whole PM thing? Nah, not really. (But if she's happy, she's happy, and in the end that's all that matters.) But this is where I think many people have their issues with how you're sometimes handling things and with the specific way you voice your opinions at times. (1of2)

You were rooting for David and Gillian yourself not too long ago, and now you’re basically treating Gillian and PM as the best thing since sliced bread. If you’re doing it simply to stand up for Gillian against all the haters, then I totally get it. Absolutely. But otherwise it just feels like you’re all of a sudden onboard and loving it because you wanna see yourself as a ‘better’ fan, if that makes sense, and pretend like you never wanted ‘Gillovny’ at all. Which, imo, just feels fake. (2of2)


I have come clean with my feelings. Yes, I was backing Gillovny for a really long time. And yes, I admitted I had changed my mind. I have had to face so much hatred against my own name for standing by what I believed, which is that Gillian and David are not together. I ship Gillian being in love.

And yes, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I can’t help anyone who feels angry they have wasted their time believing in Gillovny for this or that reason. I live in the moment. And right now, Gillian is with Peter.

umm there’s so many new peeps I haven’t interacted with yet so like… smash that like button for short starter like one liner,,, depends on my mood really. If you want specifically pre-established relationship or the opposite pls comment cuz like.. I don’t wanna make anyone uncomfortable or w/e. 

(everyone can like even if we have interacted before idc)

Now whoever is giving Michael and Lindsay shit over the sex reveal can fUCKING STOP IT

reblog this if you’re okay with your mutuals/followers tagging you in their posts/things they think you would enjoy and put what tag(s) you track as well as any specific things you’d like to be tagged in in the tags of this post

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e