this is something like best of

anonymous asked:

Ummm so this is the first time ever I'm requesting something but I really like your blog and it's literally one of the only ones I put on notifications for 😁 Anyway, could I request a small Joshua au??? I would appreciate it soooo much xx

  • barista!joshua 
  • who is very delicate and ornate with his foam art designs
  • and does his best to be nice and smile and wish everyone a good day, even if the customers are brash and rude
  • holds back fellow barista woozi from throwing steaming hot coffee in a regulars face after they call his latte ‘distasteful’ 
  • likes to doodle on the chalkboard but erases it before anyone sees because he’s actually kinda shy,,,,
  • you always spend your breaks between classes at the cafe where he works and joshua and you are friends, good enough to be on a first name basis even
  • and he knows your order by heart:a medium coffee, milk and lots of sugar
  • but the truth is,,,,,,,,you don’t even like coffee LOL,,,,you just order it so you have an excuse to talk to joshua because you thought he was the CUTEST person you’ve ever SEEN when you first came to this shop
  • and so whenever he isn’t looking you dump the coffee in the trash and fill the cup up with water instead
  • and so when joshua looks over, you take a sip of the ‘coffee’ and he waves and asks if it’s good and you’re like yep!!!!!! the best
  • until one day ,,,, you THINK joshua isn’t looking as you pour the coffee into the trash but then you hear someone go “um, what are you doing?”
  • from behind you and it’s,,,,,,,,,,joshua
  • and you’re like oH,,,,,,,,,um,,,,,,well,,,,,,,
  • and joshua looks at the cup and then at you and he’s like “are,,,,,,are you throwing the coffee away? is it bad? did i mess up???”
  • and you’re like nO NO,,,,it’s great i just,,,,,the truth is,,,i,,,,don’t really like coffee,,,,”
  • and joshua’s eyes widen because??? you’ve been stopping by the shop like three days out of the week????? ordering the same drink everytime?????
  • and he’s like “wa-wait than wh,,,why?”
  • and you’re like,,,,blushing,,,,,,and you’re like “i,,,,i just like your foam art,,,,,,,,,and your face,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,coffee was my excuse to see your face,,,,,”
  • and joshua,,,,who you expect to be mad,,,,instead covers his mouth with his hand to hold back his own onset blush and he’s like,,,,,o,,,oh
  • and you’re like kdhsfcvsa im sorry i lied,,,i just didn’t know how else to approach you
  • and he’s like it’s fine,,,you could have just ordered some tea,,,,but,,,,,that’s ,,,,,really nice of you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do you really like my foam art?
  • and you nod like yes!!! i always take photos of it!!!!!
  • and joshua is still embarrassed, biting back his lip but he’s like,,,,,,,, “well now that i know you don’t like coffee, if,,,,,i were to ask you to get,,,,,some tea with me sometime,,,,would that be ok??”
  • and you’re like omg are you asking me on a date
  • and joshua is like,,,,yes,,,,,,,
  • and you’re like,,,,,id love that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i know a good place around here with lots of drinks that aren’t coffee hehe and joshua is like smiling, still looking down but going that sounds great,,,,,can i have your number..?
Dear New Simblrs....

The simblr community can be a scary place and with a lot drama and negativity. I have seen people post about not feeling included and having difficulty fitting in and it upsets me as there is a large part of this community that are awesome. But joining here is like switching highschool halfway through the semester. You are the obvious newbie and that’s super difficult. So here are some tips:

What To Do

  1. Start building up your simblr! We want to know who you are, what your style is! Post pictures of your sims :)
  2. Start commenting! Liking posts is cool, but comments are what makes people notice you. Just say something nice, make other simmers recognize your name as someone who leaves sweet messages.
  3. Find simblrs you like and follow them! I find it better to follow less people but give those more attention. Trying to be everyone’s best friend is difficult.
  4. Send those simblrs a message! Most people have open IMs and just saying “hey I love your sims!” is a great way to start a conversation
  5. Be personal! It means a lot more if you tell people you love a certain sim by name, or mention something about them you saw in a post. It shows others you actually really look at their stuff ;)
  6. Join in! There are so many RP groups out there, groupme chats you can join in to meet new people.
  7. Pixel Buddies! This page will find you another simblr who will look after you and pull you into the community!
  8. Collab! People often love to collab. Just ask someone in IM but try to be humble about it and maybe get to know them a bit more before you ask.
  9. Use the search tool! add “/search/*” at the end of any tumblr to search for stuff. Maybe search “collab” if you want to know who they collab with. Or just read their answered asks to find out what that simmer is like.
  10. Don’t be afraid! We actually don’t bite ;) We love meeting new people! And asking for help is always okay!

What NOT To Do

  1. Endlessly reblog other people’s posts. This takes away from your own simblr and makes you look more like you are trying to get friends.
  2. Count your followers. Sure it is awesome to have a lot of them, but they come naturally while you develop your page. Really important are those people you become friends with.
  3. Sit in the corner and do nothing. If we don’t know you are have never heard of your simblr, it’s going to be hard for us to integrate you. So just keep posting and commenting so we know who you are!
  4. Complain publically ;) We might have a lot of drama here, but most of us don’t like it. Posts bringing up issues, saying the community isn’t nice etc makes people back away.
  5. Want. Getting asks like “can I have your sim” etc is a bit too forward when you don’ know someone. Just talk to someone first or maybe start your ask off telling them how much you like their simblr and that you have seen they share sims and you were wondering if maybe they might share with you. How you say it is everything!
  6. Get caught up in Drama. First impressions do count. So try to keep a profile as someone who just sims and is friendly.
  7. Do take simblr too seriously. There is no prize to be won and in the end, real-life is still more important!

It really is like highschool a bit here, so keep that in mind. I started out here with very little friends but just by IMing people, leaving nice comments and helping where I can I have met so many awesome new people. The first instinct is either to hide in the corner and hope someone will find you, are to try and suck up to simblrs you think are well-known. Neither really work. Some things take time and require some effort. This advice is my personal advice, that I have taken from my own experiences and those from newer simblrs I have seen thrive over the last months. I hope this can help some!

-Frankie

Warehouse Sale Details Post!

Okay this post will contain all the information and details about tomorrow’s warehouse sale!

When: tomorrow (Friday, March 24th) between about 10 am - 4 pm.

How it works: In the morning, we will be going to one of the crystal warehouses we work with. We will start posting crystals here on tumblr as soon as we get there. Most of what we post will have a basically unlimited quantity unless otherwise stated, so don’t worry about not getting to something quick enough. There’s usually more than enough for everyone. We will post whatever we think you guys love- at the best prices. From about 10 am - 1 or 2 pm Pacific time.

After we’ve posted everything that we’ll post for the day, that is when we will start accepting orders. To order what you’d like, you send us (over tumblr’s instant messenger system) all the numbers of the crystals that you’d like (each crystal will have a listing number when we post it), your country, and your email. We will accept orders between about 1 or 2 pm until 4 pm. The warehouse closes at 5, so we need time to collect everything we need to fulfill each order and checkout.

Once we’re done, we will head out and send everyone’s invoices later in the evening. We ask that invoices are paid by the end of Sunday. The invoices are sent via PayPal. You don’t need a paypal account, but you can use one if you have it. It gets sent to your email and you can checkout with paypal balance, credit card, debit card, paypal credit, or e-check.

During this type of sale, it’s absolutely crucial that you only order something if you 100% can pay for it. Please do not request something if you are unsure or know you can’t pay. We pay for everything out of pocket and depend on everyone to pay in a timely manner. This time, we ask that invoices are paid by the end of Sunday.

I will post the rules again before we begin tomorrow.

If you plan on participating tomorrow, I’d love it if you’d like this post so we can get an idea of how many of you there will be! :)

Thanks guys! It’s going to be a lot of fun, and I’m really excited to see what new stuff the warehouse has since they got back from Tucson with a bunch of new stock, woooh!!

anonymous asked:

Hi! Looked at ur tags but couldn't find one for fics where Bellamy is teaching Clarke how to kiss/hook-up etc. Any recs for that? Thanks! Love ur site ❤️❤️❤️

new: relationship tutoring tag :)

❁ maia week ❁ day 4: alternate universe 

On the open road
Biker AU 
Maia and Magnus are biking across country together on some sorta of journey leaving the city noise behind them. The sweet taste of freedom is something they never want to let go of, along with their love for adventure they go off plan and find that the best things in life don’t always go according to plan.

i collaborated with @mel-iorn in this biker au and it was so much fun. she did the incredible moodboard, I did the writing but honestly I can’t take the credit because it was all her idea and I just fell in love with this concept. hope you guys like it.

Hi! So I had a dream the other night involving this guy I went to school with and it was so cute that I had to write about it. However, I probably shouldn’t be having thoughts like this about this guy so the obviously choice was to swap him out for Harry :) It’s very scatterbrained, a bit rushed, and not even close to what I’d consider good writing but it’s something I hammered out very quickly within hours of waking up from that dream so I thought I’d share.

This got completely lost cause I’ve been busy offline, but thank you for submitting it, love! xx

Harry Styles.

You’d gone to school together, fifth grade all the way through to high school. Your best friend had even dated him for a week in the eighth grade. You’d never given him more than a passing glance in the hallway, a smile if he was lucky, and then you’d gone your separate ways for college. Little did you know that in that time, your parents and his had befriended each other after meeting at a party of a mutual friends. Now, after a year of not seeing him at all, you were back home for the summer and every time your parents hung out with his, you found yourself being dragged along.

It’d been awkward at first, having to hang out with someone you’d known for years but didn’t know anything about. The first time you’d hung out was when the two of you had sat in his parents backyard, staring in opposite directions as you attempted small talk. It had gotten easier from there, you were both comfortable with joking around, talking about whatever TV shows you were watching, or even exchanging gossip about people they’d gone to school with. You would smile a little too big around him and you’d caught him staring at you on more than a few occasions.

There was an unspoken sense of mutual attraction between them but neither of them were willing to address it. Until now.

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● ———— DEVIL’S REJECTS SENTENCE STARTERS.

* triggering content below, proceed to read/reblog with caution!

’ If you’re gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. ’
’ Make sure I’m all the way dead, because I’ll come back and make you my bitch! ’
’ Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these! ’
’ What you lookin’ at? ’
’ I’m lookin’ at you, _________. ’
’ Yeah, you see something you like? ’
’ I set my standards pretty low, so I’m never disappointed. ’
’ Oh, well I don’t disappoint. ’
’ Please, mister. This is insane. ’
’ ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. ’
’ Is the shit on? ’
’ Please… Stop… ’
’ Stop? Bitch, I have just started. ’
’ I bet all the girls/guys wanna fuck you. ’
’ Would you say that again? ’
’ Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? ’
’ That ain’t the only thing I do with this mouth. ’
’ I’m gonna have to be taking your car today. ’
’ What’s that about clown business? ’
’ Do I stutter, bitch? ’
’ There is no fuckin’ ice cream in your fuckin’ future. ’
’ I think I’m gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles. ’
’ Don’t you fucking imitate me, it’s fucking rude! ’
’ I know what I know and I know I don’t like that nut sack… ’
’ Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you? ’
’ Yes, it is going to kill me! ’
’ What the fuck is your problem? I’m in and out in two seconds! ’
’ What the fuck is your problem? ’
’ I think I’m gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity. ’
’ Tutti fucking fruity, that sounds good! ’
’ Tutti Fuckin Fruity! ’
’ Here’s the list of names I need you to run down for me. ’
’ That’s a funny-ass name. ’
’ Just tell me if anything connects. ’
’ Shit always floats our way, don’t it? ’
’ You keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you’d catch it all. ’
’ Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. ’
’ You’re smoking dope. ’
’ You recognize the clown? ’
’ Well, mother pin a rose on me, that is so great! ’
’ I want these motherfuckers dead! Kill ‘em! ’
’ What’s the matter, kid? Don’t ya like clowns? ’
’ Why? Don’t we make ya laugh? Aren’t we fuckin’ funny? ’
’ I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family. ’
’ All right, now get your fuckin’ ass out the car. Go on. ’
’ They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’
’ I love famous people! They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’
’ Consider me fuckin’ Willy fuckin’ Wonka! ’
’ You ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch! ’
’ What? Are you calling me a whore? ’
’ I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast. ’
’ I was going to take it easy on you but then you had to go and play the fucking hero! ’
’ Hurry up and don’t take too fucking long. ’
’ I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work. ’
’ You’ve got to hustle that pussy, baby. ’
’ Did you hear what he called me, boss? ’
’ Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. ’
’ Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. ’
’ There must be one hundred yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks. ’
’ You listen to me, and you listen good! ’
’ I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’
’ You listen to me, and you listen good! I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’
’ I’m gonna hunt them down like the animals they are, and I’m gonna skin em’ alive! ’
’ They’re gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they’re gonna beg me for mercy! ’
’ They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! ’
’ But all I’m gonna have for them is pain! Pain and death! ’
’ Give me some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet. ’
’ I keep thinking about old times. Like when you was a fucking baby. ’
’ Shoot me! Shoot me right in the ass! ’
’ So what do you wanna do? ’
’ I knew that fucking cunt would do something stupid! ’
’ Open the fucking door! Open the goddamn door! ’
’ What are you gonna do? Shoot me? ’
’ Shoot me? What did I ever really do to you? ’
’ I swear I’ll do it! I’ll kill you! ’
’ Why would you wanna kill me? I’m your only hope. ’
’ Why would you wanna kill me? ’
’ There ain’t no bullets in this thing. It’s all fucking mind power. ’
’ I think I can still smell your wife’s pussy stink on my gun… ’
’ Where the hell you goin’? Damn it. ’
’ I feel contrite about blowin’ his brains out. ’
’ Sir, you think we’re gonna die here today? ’
’ You had to come all fuckin’ big stick, walkin’ tall, like a big fuckin’ hero. ’
’ Look at you now, hero, you’re gonna fuckin’ bleed to death! ’
’ Meow, meow, here pussycat. ’
’ You gonna take me back to your room and play with me? ’
’ Will you just keep your head in the business at hand here! ’
’ Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts? ’
’ Woo hoo! I feel like we’re all really getting to know each other now! ’
’ Everyone loves me. Don’t you pretend you don’t fancy me. ’
’ Does she like it when you puke? I mean is that part of your deal? ’
’ Well there ain’t no what, that’s the end of the road. ’
’ Killing sounds so permanent. ’
’ It don’t scare me none and it don’t suddenly make you a fucking hero. ’
’ I want lightning to come and crash down upon my fucking head! ’
’ You could go piss yourself for all I care. ’
’ If you want special favors you gotta give me something in return. ’
’ I tried to walk the line but now I realize there is no line. ’
’ Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor. ’
’ I want you to see what happens to heroes… ’
’ I can’t fucking wait! You want it? Here it is, come and get it. ’
’ I want them alive long enough so I can piss in their faces. ’
’ Oh man! I could hear that bone shatter all the way from back here! ’
’ Looks like you’re not getting off that easy. Huh, bitch? ’
’ I bet you scare lots of folks, don’t ya? ’
’ You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? ’
’ What’s that I smell? I smell rabbit! ’
’ You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? ’
’ Why don’t you get back on your fucking horse and ride. ’
’ Next time, we go someplace else. ’
Cuddles are the best remedy

Words: 691

Genre: Fluff (that’s all I know how to write apparently)

Warnings: Dan swears a bit, but what’s new

Description: Dan wakes up feeling unwell, and it’s way too early for him to deal with this


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Fake Chats #156
  • Seokjin: and I just want to say how incredibly proud I am of all of you and you've made my life the best it could me.
  • Jungkook: hyung, the chicken isn't an award. It's food.
  • Yoongi: you know, fills up your belly and you make those noises when you like something?
  • Namjoon: look, Taehyung's already fallen asleep. How long was that, anyway?
  • Jimin: 3 and 1/2 minutes, not counting all the times he paused to wipe fake tears.
  • Hoseok: what did we do to deserve this?
  • Seokjin: did you not hear all those wonderful things I just said about you?
  • Yoongi: nope. My stomach was growling too loudly.
  • Seokjin: ungrateful brats.
  • Jimin: Tae, wake up, Jin-hyung finished his speech?
  • Taehyung: it's time for bed?
  • Hoseok: chicken, here, eat.
  • Taehyung: oh, hyung, I'm glad you like my smile.
  • Jungkook: he heard that?
  • Jimin: Taejin strikes again.
  • Yoongi: oh no, don't start.
Dave Grohl’s 10 Rules For Success by Jacksepticeye.

I rewatched this part of the live stream so I could write these all down for myself because it’s seriously great advice for chasing your dreams, how to be successful and how to handle that success too. But I felt like they all should be written down in a post so that we can all remind ourselves of these things. :) This is how I wrote them down while I was listening so I apologize in advance if they’re not 100% exactly how Seán explained them. 

1. You have to be great

If you’re going to do something, do it to the best of your abilities. Go out there and show people that you are great! Do your absolute best! Make it worth doing! 

2. Figure it out!

You don’t have to know everything about it when you start because you’ll figure it out as you go along. As long as you have the determination to go out there and do it your best, you will learn as you go. The more you do things the more you’ll learn as you’re going. Just try your best and everything else will just fall into place.

3. Chase Your Dreams.

This is pretty self explanatory. :P

4. Don’t loose your personality. 

Don’t loose the things that make you who you are. You can still change, grow and learn but keep your morals and keep the stuff at your core and keep going ahead with it and that will shine through. If you’re just a nice person people will pick up on that. Don’t do forced niceness be an actual nice person. Be a nice person when the camera’s on and when the camera’s off. Treat people with respect and be a decent human being. 

5. Experiment

It’s good to change things up and spice things up in your life every now and then. Try new things and ideas! Experiment with what you can do and maybe you’ll learn stuff that you didn’t know that you could do. 

6. Do your own thing.

Again, self explanatory. Plus it goes back to a lot of things that were already said in this.

7. Find a balance.

Try to find that balance in your life. That you’re doing things for yourself, you’re doing things for others and you’re doing what you want to do.

8. Just do it!

Throw your all into the thing you want to do and just do it and make that start somewhere. 

Originally posted by jimmyfungus

9. Cherish your voice.

If you feel like you know what you’re doing cherish that. Cherish your own opinion, cherish your own voice. You can still listen to others and learn from them but if you’re doing good things and you feel like you’re doing great things, cherish that. Don’t be ignorant of others but don’t coward at yourself either. Don’t do things because you feel like you’re “supposed to” be doing them. Cherish what you’re doing and feel like what you’re doing is something that you believe in. 

10. Love what you do.

anonymous asked:

Kim seokjin how dare you do this to me... i had tears in my eyes... i feel like there are erros in translation, but i'm sure there is something related to his confidence and I don't want to see him go back that way... get all queit and shy.. i loveeee this new jin... i hope everything is fine with him.. he deserves the best

Anonymous said: As jin dtan it all started with his beautiful face for me,not going to lie,but the reason i love hi like this,the reason I’m an army today is their personalities,jin my bias…he is beautiful soul,he is so sweet so caring,so warm and friendly,he works hard,he is funny and positive,he is humble and so many other great things..i love him with/because of his awkward and adorable personality..jin is not his face..he is way more than that

Anonymous said: We need to show jin that we treasure him because of his beautiful soul,we don’t care about his looks we love who he is .he need to know that.

yall have spoken what’s inside my head all night. it really breaks my heart that behind all of his overflowing confidence, deep inside he still have insecure feeling over himself, behind all those jokes he might be feeling hollow as well and that’s just such hard slap for me, for us. he’s loved by so many people he has to know that, no matter how he looks, with or without make up fat or not i really want him to know that we love him for being himself and nothing else matters T_T

earlier i saw some army tweeting about a project to boost jin’s confidence by shouting “you can” during his awake stage at newark concert so yes i highly support that! do that to him please he needs it, and i hope this project will go on forever on upcoming concerts too. not only jin, all 7 of them needs our support to boost their confidence tbh. they has to know they’re loved, we all love them so much, the last thing they need is for some people to throw hates at them they don’t deserve that. please end all this hates towards certain members you know they all know what we’re discussing in social media, we know they’re sesitive af of their appearances sometimes. so just.. stop and love them the way they are.

Saturn in the 5th experience

It’s the experience of not knowing what to do. Having fun is a foreign concept as a kid. Your idea of fun is playing grown-up games. In particular I loved to play Animal Crossing because I could own a house, pay my mortgage, talk to my neighbors, and fish. It was the fun of being responsible. It was the fun of knowing that life isn’t all about having fun. In fact, I almost never had experiences. I was too scared to ask my parents. I felt like fun was something other people could have. I felt like creativity was meant for others. Relationships were meant to be for the long-haul. Saturn whispers in your ear that if it isn’t long-lasting, don’t do it. You’ll regret it later. So you ball up into yourself thinking that it’s best to keep to yourself and not do anything crazy. You don’t realize you’re robbing your young self of experiences.

Or are you?

Because Saturn teaches you that it’s ok to have fun once everything else is done. You can enjoy life when you have attended to all of your duties. As you grow, he smiles encouragingly as you take the first steps into experiencing all that this life has to offer. You go out to parties with knowledge floating in the back of your head that will keep your night spectacular. There will be no near-death experiences for you. Your relationships will be serious in nature because you seek out those who are serious as well. You skip the heartbreak and go straight to the soulmate style love because Saturn told you to wait. Keep your head down. Don’t go after the playboy. Your art will have a lasting quality that will stand the test of time because you took your time. You placed your love, your heart, your soul into it. Saturn took notice. He knew you could handle the lesson he wanted to teach you.

Magnus: so i kidnapped two guys and later they died purely because i was curious abt something
Fandom: lol love u magnus!!!!!!! it wasnt ur fault they died!!!! u did ur best!!!!!!
Lucretia: i was out voted, and what happened next was a terrible mistake i didnt even want to be a part of, and i did everything i could to make it right again despite that and im so sorry for not being completely honest. i am so sorry. i kust didnt want you to know you were responsible for deaths of thousands and thousands of people and wanted you to feel like heroes instead. im so sorry for my mistakes.
Fandom: hmm….still sounds fishy……….i mean she stole the baby voidfish…………..like…….obviously she cant be ALL GOOD right? like………..shes not the big bad but that doesnt mean i can trust her yet……….
me: yeah okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

I’M SORRY. // MASTERLIST


Request: If request are still open, could you do something with Kylo accidentally killing the reader in a middle of a battle? I haven’t been feeling the best and I just need something to make me cry. I’m so sorry.

A/N: Idk why requests like these appeal to me so much like….I enjoy writing them even tho they literally rip my heart out??? Thank you anon for requesting this, I hope this makes you cry! [gif not mine]

Warning: Death

Word Count: 2.6K+


We’ll make it through. I promise you. The sound of the sweet voice rung in his head, the sight of something so innocent and pure that took the human form. We’ll make it through. I promise you. The same words repeated in his head, all he could think about was the lovely face he was once able to hold and kiss. The once lovely person he used to call his own. We’ll make it through. I pr-

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