this is something i didn't need right now

🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.
starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"

For all the artists out there who have been using screenshots and awkward reference photos from weird angles when drawing Haggar from Voltron Legendary Defender! 

Here you are… a reference sheet for Haggar without weird purple or red lighting (unless you prefer those shades for her) and no having to go look up or take 15 different screenshots (like I did to make this) to draw this character if you need to.

Please do not repost!

Keep reading

  • Jungkook: if nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible
  • Jungkook: humans can see water so does that mean fish can see air
  • Jungkook: why is the pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slices are triangle
  • Jungkook: if I hit myself and it hurts does that mean I'm strong or weak
  • Jungkook: who taught the first teacher
  • Jungkook: if Jesus could walk on water, did he swim on land
  • BTS:
  • Jungkook:
  • BTS: Jimin, what did you do to him?
  • Jimin: It wasn't me! I said I was busy and he started being a drama queen! And now he's in trance, but-
  • BTS: apologize to him.
  • Jimin: But I didn't-
  • BTS: go now before it's too late.
  • Jimin: But-
  • BTS: Jimin.
  • Jimin: ...
  • Jimin: how did I fell in love with someone like this

anonymous asked:

My stepdad who doesn't know I'm Pan, says being anything but straight is a choice. I didn't believe him at first but now I don't know. Am I just making a choice that my family will hate me for? Is there a way to turn off my feelings? I honestly feel like that would be the best thing I could do right now

My dear pan child, 

No, being pan is not a choice. Being lgbt+ is not something you can “turn off”. Just as importantly, you don’t have to turn it off, even if that was possible - there’s nothing wrong with being pan! 

If you need some arguments for it not being a choice, consider this: It’s scientifically proven that attempts to “turn people straight” do not work. In fact, all major health organizations (such as the WHO) advice against such attempts because they only have negative impact on emotional and mental health. 

Another argument: Lgbt+ living beings are a normal part of nature - just like lgbt+ animals

Please don’t let your stepdad make you hate yourself. 

You’re pan, and that’s natural and beautiful! <3 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

Letters to MC (Saeyoung)

A/N: rip

Zen | Yoosung | Jaehee | Jumin

Dear MC,

I figured it was about time I said something. It’s been so long since we last saw each other. There are so many things I need to say but I know I don’t have a lot of time… But it’s now or never.

How are you? Are you happy where you are right now? Are you smiling every day? 

I miss your smile so much. You always laughed at my jokes no matter how stupid they were. It made my day to hear your laughter fill the room. It’s amazing how we share the same sense of humor. Joking around in the chat room was always one of the best parts of my day.


Does the RFA ever cross your mind? It’s been so different since you left. And not the good kind. There’s a missing piece in the organization and everyone knows it. You’ve done so much for each of them and changed their lives for the better. They all miss you a lot. I hope you miss them too.

…Do you think about me?

In case you were wondering, I’m hanging in there. Sort of. I want to say it’s been getting easier since you left but that would be a lie. I promised you that I would always be honest with you and I don’t intend to break that now. So here goes nothing.

I never imagined I would end up in this situation.

I don’t want to say goodbye. It’s been months since you left but I still can’t bring myself to let you go forever. How can I? How can I say goodbye to the one person I promised I would love for eternity? Even now, I’m struggling to do so.

I guess it wasn’t hard for you.

You just left everything. It was like all our time together meant nothing to you.


Do you remember when we got engaged? It was just a few months after we saved my brother from the Mint Eye, when he had slowly started to recover and accept me into his life again. I could never, and will never, thank you enough for sticking by my side through that. But after that ordeal, I knew that I didn’t want to be with anyone else. Just you.

So only four months after that, I proposed. It was late at night and you were in the car with me. We were in the middle of nowhere, hours away from home, and I pulled to the side of the road so I could figure out how to get back. You looked over at me, took my hand, and told me to stop and just relax.

You had this sleepy gaze in your eyes—the same one I look at whenever I wake up next to you. The one where it looked like you didn’t want to be anywhere else. It was a look you only gave to me. 

And that’s when I proposed. It wasn’t anything special and it most definitely wasn’t planned. It wasn’t even a “Will you marry me?” but more like “Let’s get married.” You said yes with the biggest smile on your face. I remember that being one of the happiest moments of my life.

I wish we were able to get married.


To be honest, I find myself still hoping that I can see you again.That I’d be able to hold you close at night or hear you laugh at my stupid jokes or kiss your lips.  That you’ll come back and we can be together again.

But you’re not coming back.

After everything we’ve been through and despite how happy and in love we were, you still decided to leave it all behind. You left behind the jokes and the laughter and the smiles and the kisses and the hugs and…


You left me without saying goodbye.

So why am I the one saying goodbye? I never got one so why should you? 

I should be angry with you but I’m not, because deep down… I think I knew that this was going to happen. In the past, I believed that I didn’t deserve anyone’s love. Then you came into my life and I thought maybe, just maybe, I can be a little selfish. But you leaving is proof that I was right all along. 


When it comes down to it, I don’t blame you. Not at all. I could never be mad at you. In all honesty, I sort of understand why you left. You wanted something more and I couldn’t give that to you. 

So I’m going to take the blame for this. I’m sorry I couldn’t make you happy enough to stay. I’m sorry for not being good enough. You deserve the best after all.


I hope that you’re living life to the fullest. That you’re somewhere out there enjoying everything the world has to offer. Most importantly, I hope that you’re happy. All I ever wanted was for you to be happy. Even if you being happy means I’m not in the picture.


I’m running out of time but I want to say thank you. For letting me be happy, even if just for a little bit. You were the best part of my existence. I’ll always be grateful for everything you’ve done and for loving me when no one else did.


I’m still not sure if you can get this message. Or if you’ll ever get it. But wherever you are, just know one thing:


I will always lo-


Uninstall complete.

my aunt is staying the weekend and i just found out she’s been giving aedan leftovers in his food bowl without my permission and i’m furious

Did I just miss someone talking about this because I was busy with work this week?

Okay why haven’t we discussed the iron rings on the posts of the bed on Dany’s ship????

I have very specific knowledge of mostly useless things like good recipes for Chicken Marsala and the key differences between Shakespeare’s sonnets and those of Edmund Spenser. Unfortunately beds are not one of my areas of expertise. So I am sure some Bed Expert™ is going to appear in the notes to give us all the practical applications of iron rings on bed posts. Or maybe it’s just something obvious that doesn’t even need an expert’s explanation and I’m just unaware. 

But either way, ssshhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m convinced these exist simply so that Jon and Dany can tie each other up when they have wild boatsex on their 30 to 45-day journey North.

I will accept no other explanation. These are kinky sex installations on their bed. You’re welcome. 

Megamind sentence pack
  • "Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good."
  • "Things could be a lot worse."
  • "Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death."
  • "My end starts at the beginning."
  • "I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?"
  • "I set out to find my destiny!"
  • "And our glorious rivalry was born!"
  • "A much different fate awaited me."
  • "A baby! How thoughtful!"
  • "I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
  • "Evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
  • "Being bad is the one thing I'm good at!"
  • "I was destined to be a super villain."
  • "(he/she) would win some, I would almost win others."
  • "You're fun."
  • "To count every second of you 87 life sentences."
  • "Looks like you're going to miss it, by several thousand years."
  • "I'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby."
  • "Hey, I love you, whatever!"
  • "The city doesn't pay you to loaf."
  • "You were right. I'll always be a villain."
  • "You got it, boss!"
  • "Who's your man?"
  • [shoots gun in the air repetitively in celebration]
  • "Who would I be without you?"
  • "And I love you, random citizen!"
  • "I kept it cold and damp, just for you."
  • "Would it kill you to wash the bag?"
  • "Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in Romania."
  • "Please talk slower."
  • "Should've known you'd try to crash the party."
  • "We all know how this ends - with you, behind bars."
  • "Yeah, not panicking."
  • "You've fallen right into my trap."
  • "Still warming up, sir."
  • "The sun is warming up?!"
  • "Who's side are you on?"
  • "Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?"
  • "Your weakness is copper?"
  • "First off, what a turn out!"
  • "All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe."
  • "Let's just have fun with this, c'mon!"
  • "I understand you, little well-dressed bird."
  • "Is something wrong, sir?"
  • "Just think about it. We have it all...yet, we have nothing."
  • "Without him, what's the point...?"
  • "Perhaps we took him for granted."
  • "Are you happy now?"
  • "Are you ready to be a slave army? What do you need to know."
  • "Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!"
  • "I made a horrible mistake."
  • "I'm not allowed to insult guests directly."
  • "If only the world had a reset button."
  • "I didn't know you had...feelings, are you okay?"
  • "I think we should run. Bye!"
  • "Oh, I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now!"
  • "I'm a villain without a hero!"
  • "For the greater good of bad!"
  • "You don't know what's good for bad!"
  • "There's a doormat here saying secret entrance!"
  • "It's called formal speedwalking."
  • "Oh, what fun!"
  • "Or I'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does!"
  • "You're so fit! And...strangely charismatic!"
  • "You were right about that door being exciting!"
  • "Daddy's sorry!"
  • "Wow, a brave one, isn't he?"
  • "I'll call you tomorrow...partner."
  • "That was awkward for everyone, because you hugged him instead of me."
  • "Who is this man we've infused with godlike powers?"
  • "Use the forget me stick!"
  • "Wow, you look fantastic."
  • "So you're space dad?"
  • "I'm your space step-mom!"
  • "No frickin' way!"
  • "Can't wait, l-o-l, smiley face."
  • "We don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now, do we?"
  • "[name] and I...were never a couple."
  • "It was the only name I could trademark."
  • "Who wants churros!?"
  • "You've fallen in love with [him/her]!"
  • "The bad guy doesn't get the girl!"
  • "I'll just pack my thing and go!"
  • "I usually just hear villains, have you been naughty."
  • "Are you crazy!?"
  • "We're like an old married couple!"
  • "I am extremely boggled."
  • "Why are you so evil?"
  • "Did you really think that I would ever be with you?"
  • "I only took the gig to get the girl!"
  • "Evil returns with a backhand!"
  • "En garde!"
  • "Speak, apparition."
  • "We're gonna die!"
  • "I knew you'd come back!"
  • "Well, that makes one of us."
  • "It mostly involves not dying."
  • "My death was greatly exaggerated."
  • "Going somewhere, besides jail?"
  • "You're not gonna be laughing for long."
  • "There's a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes."
  • "I finally had a reason to win. You."
  • "He's just not used to positive feedback!"
  • "You know, you look pretty good in white."
  • "You know, I like the sound of that."

anonymous asked:

Hey there All Might! I was just wondering if you could tell me a few words of encouragement heh. I don't get them a lot from my family and I just need something like that right now you know? Well anyway that's it. I hope I didn't inconvenience you or anything. Have a great day :^D



anonymous asked:

I feel like all that would take to make me forget all my problems in life is listening to you speak English. I just. It came out of nowhere, it's just something I didn't know I needed till I knew I needed it. So? *wriggles eyebrows* speak English for us? :D

I mean I hate my voice about 99% of the time but uhm if you insist and promise not to leave me forever after you’ve listened to it even if your ears bleed in the process I suppose I could like…do the thing everyone’s doing right now…the Q&A thing? 🌿

anonymous asked:

if camren truly never happened cause they never confronted their crushes on each other and camila goes and dates a girl publicly right now do you think lauren would be triggered or feel some way ?? as in like wth i didn't know you were into girls we could have been something blah blah blah triggered

Looooool “wth I didn’t know you were into girls” - do I need to go to my Gaymila file? Cause only a blind person could ever think Camila is straight - actually even a blind person would know, cause Camila has said some pretty gay shit over the years

anonymous asked:

Imagine seeing Shaun about to have a meltdown, and because you're autistic too you can help him through it without making him feel worse. <3 <3 <3

A/N: I make a fluffy :)

Shaun looked as he was about to burst from the inside. He had been pacing back and forth, and mumbling to himself for the past 30 minutes. You knew he was about to meltdown, that’s for sure. He was becoming more erratic by the minute. You were not sure what the problem was, but you knew he would tell you once he calmed down.

“Shaun, give me your hand.” You asked, as you held yours out to him. He needed to be safe while he calmed down, and you knew also being autistic yourself, what helped you call down. Maybe it would help him too?

He hesitantly held out his hand. Holding it, you led him to his bed room.

“Lie down babe.”

He laid onto his bed, almost to the point of hyperventilating. Once you made sure he was comfortable, you laid up on top of him, snuggling into his chest, and using your own body weight to calm him.

“Follow my breathing. In, and out.” You ordered him. He did as he was told. “You’re okay.”

You held him as he mimicked your calm, regular breaths. In. Out. In. Out. You felt like you would fall asleep soon.

“ Today…” He spoke quietly. “ We had a patient. He didn’t make it. He went to heaven, and there was nothing I could do…”

You looked up at Shaun as you ran his fingers through his hair, knowing that was something he liked. “ Shaun, it was out of your control. They are in a better place. Free from pain.”

“Yes.” He said bluntly. “ I just want to sleep now. I am tired.”

“ I’m right here if you need me.” You replied, as you pulled the covers over both of you. “ I love you.”

You saw the first smile of the afternoon on his face. It was very small but there. “I love you too.”

  • Davos: Alright, you've told Jon. Now don't tell anyone else unless they absolutely need to know
  • Gendry: Right
  • Farmer: Good Morning
  • Gendry: My name is Gendry Waters. Bastard son of King Robert Baratheon, first of his name. The bull, the rower. I survived Harrenhal, it's said that my blood alone can kill a usurper. Brother in Arms to Jon Snow, King of the North, and ally to his sister Arya. I was betrayed by the Lord of Light. I knew something else was coming, I didn't know what, but I knew. My mother had yellow hair, and she used to sing to me-
  • Davos: Gendry!!
  • Gendry: What he had to know
  • Fisherman: Good Morning
  • Gendry: It is I Gendry Waters. I have Targaryen blood through my Grandmother. I survived the gold-cloaks

sincerelyfuckyou  asked:

Honest opinion right now. I don't mean to hurt any feelings and if I do, I'm so terribly sorry. But I feel like everyone has changed. You and KP are living together, Lundy is in a long distance (ish) relationship and everyone else is just acting like it's the end of an era. I don't know if I joined the community at the wrong time or something but this isn't the community I joined last summer. I didn't join a community full of gossip and sadness. I at least hope I didn't. Sorry, needed to say it.

Andy: I have several issues with this message, the first being that I said I was upset and sad about my personal rps and you decided to send me a message about how you’re dissatisfied with the community as a whole. I don’t understand how any of that ties in together.

Second, why do you make mine, and Lundy’s, personal relationships out to be something negative? Are you dissatisfied with the fact that both of us are in a happy and loving place? Because that’s what it sounds like. I’m sorry if your personal interactions haven’t lived up to your expectations with certain rpers, but their relationships are theirs, and if you are not invited into it, that is where your interference stops. You do not get to be dissatisfied with the relationship because it is impossible to be satisfied by something that does not include you. Furthermore I know exactly what this message pertains to, and I am not having it. So stop.

Third, if this message wasn’t meant to hurt feelings, then telling me “this isn’t meant to hurt feelings” shouldn’t have been necessary to the message, right? But I’ve realized that often when messages include an apology disclaimer, hurt is the exact feeling the original message intends. You sent this to cause upset and tension. You sent this to cause drama- the exact thing you claim this community to be filled with- otherwise you would have directly messaged me.

And finally, I’m going to talk for a moment about tact. If someone is upset, it shows a lack of decorum when you bash their relationship and their friends, because you need to give me your opinion, honest or not. To put it bluntly, when someone is hurting, it is tactless to go into their inbox and make it about you.

It’s messages like this that serve as the root of gossip and drama. I have no patience for them.

I will not be responding to any follow up messages about this topic.

reblogmonstah  asked:

Megane Lotor was the thing I didn't know I needed right now. Bless you for that! Please keep it up!

I’m glad I could bring you something you didn’t know you needed X3
Shall certainly be keeping it up >u<

anonymous asked:

9 for Director Sanvers please

9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”

Lucy slid out of Kara’s hold the moment they were on the ground. “Thanks, Kara.”

She smiled. “Anytime.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

Lucy raised an eyebrow as Alex and Maggie jogged up to them. “You’re one to talk, Miss ‘I’ll be outside.’”

Alex hesitated, Maggie was instantly curious, and Kara was laughing.

Lucy nodded. “That’s what I thought.”

“How do you even-”

“As co-director, I helped J’onn go through the cameras after the invasion. We were looking at how to improve things with the security teams.”

“What did you do?” Maggie asked Alex, suddenly aware she had no idea how Alex got out of the DEO.

“I, well, the floor was full of Daxamites so-”

Lucy rolled her eyes. “She jumped off the balcony. With Kara still enroute.”

Maggie raised an eyebrow at Alex. Alex fumed, rolled her eyes, and muttered under her breath. Maggie shook her head. “The BOTH of you need to stop, anyway. I’m going to end up with high blood pressure.”

Lucy smirked and started to say something, but Kara interrupted her. “Please don’t say anything sexual about my sister.”

“Only because you’re a smoother flyer than Clark.”

Kara preened. “So. Day is saved, and since this wasn’t an official DEO mission, that means no paperwork. Can we get potstickers, like, right now?”

Alex nodded, amused at her sister. “We can get potstickers right now.”

Kara cheered and lead the way to Maggie’s car.

moonmamamagick  asked:

Hey! Didn't know who to ask but I have an internet friend who just went through a breakup and I want to ? Help them feel that they are loved (by me) do you have any spells/jars/sachets/other ideas to help with this?

Ooo, that’s always rough! It’s heartbreaking when faraway internet pals need hugs and we can only send them digitally. :(

Realistically speaking, the very best thing you can do is to tell your friend something like, “Hey, I know you’re hurting right now, and whether you need space or need to talk to someone, I’m here for you. Please know that you are loved.” Then don’t bring it up again unless they do. They’re probably hearing people ask them “are you okay” in that pitying tone like ten times a day, and it gets annoying fast. Sometimes just knowing the no-pressure support is there, even if they decide they don’t need or want to talk, can make a world of difference.

In terms of magic, I know of a few things. The most effective one is probably The Sorrow Pot, but that’s something your friend would have to do themselves. Or you could try putting together a witchball or a charm bag with herbs for emotional healing and toss in a piece of rose quartz for extra oomph, then present it to your friend as a gift. Here are my usual go-to’s for that sort of spell:

  • Cloves
  • Hazel
  • Hyacinth Flowers
  • Lavender
  • Marjoram
  • Plum Blossoms or Pits
  • Rose Petals (Pink)
  • Tarragon
  • Witch Hazel

But again, the most powerful thing you can do is be there for them, and let them know that you’re there, no matter what.

(Also, based on this ask, I’m going to formulate a spell for this purpose to put in the second volume of the Grimmoire. So…thank you!)

Hope this helps! :)

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