this is something i didn't need right now

starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"
🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Record Player: HELP! HELP! HELP ME! PLEASE, IF SOMEONE'S THERE, HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M STUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.

anonymous asked:

My stepdad who doesn't know I'm Pan, says being anything but straight is a choice. I didn't believe him at first but now I don't know. Am I just making a choice that my family will hate me for? Is there a way to turn off my feelings? I honestly feel like that would be the best thing I could do right now

My dear pan child, 

No, being pan is not a choice. Being lgbt+ is not something you can “turn off”. Just as importantly, you don’t have to turn it off, even if that was possible - there’s nothing wrong with being pan! 

If you need some arguments for it not being a choice, consider this: It’s scientifically proven that attempts to “turn people straight” do not work. In fact, all major health organizations (such as the WHO) advice against such attempts because they only have negative impact on emotional and mental health. 

Another argument: Lgbt+ living beings are a normal part of nature - just like lgbt+ animals

Please don’t let your stepdad make you hate yourself. 

You’re pan, and that’s natural and beautiful! <3 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

18 gladnis icons for the lovely holowbastion

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anonymous asked:

I feel like all that would take to make me forget all my problems in life is listening to you speak English. I just. It came out of nowhere, it's just something I didn't know I needed till I knew I needed it. So? *wriggles eyebrows* speak English for us? :D

I mean I hate my voice about 99% of the time but uhm if you insist and promise not to leave me forever after you’ve listened to it even if your ears bleed in the process I suppose I could like…do the thing everyone’s doing right now…the Q&A thing? 🌿

anonymous asked:

if camren truly never happened cause they never confronted their crushes on each other and camila goes and dates a girl publicly right now do you think lauren would be triggered or feel some way ?? as in like wth i didn't know you were into girls we could have been something blah blah blah triggered

Looooool “wth I didn’t know you were into girls” - do I need to go to my Gaymila file? Cause only a blind person could ever think Camila is straight - actually even a blind person would know, cause Camila has said some pretty gay shit over the years

paleswearwolves  asked:

Honest opinion right now. I don't mean to hurt any feelings and if I do, I'm so terribly sorry. But I feel like everyone has changed. You and KP are living together, Lundy is in a long distance (ish) relationship and everyone else is just acting like it's the end of an era. I don't know if I joined the community at the wrong time or something but this isn't the community I joined last summer. I didn't join a community full of gossip and sadness. I at least hope I didn't. Sorry, needed to say it.

Andy: I have several issues with this message, the first being that I said I was upset and sad about my personal rps and you decided to send me a message about how you’re dissatisfied with the community as a whole. I don’t understand how any of that ties in together.

Second, why do you make mine, and Lundy’s, personal relationships out to be something negative? Are you dissatisfied with the fact that both of us are in a happy and loving place? Because that’s what it sounds like. I’m sorry if your personal interactions haven’t lived up to your expectations with certain rpers, but their relationships are theirs, and if you are not invited into it, that is where your interference stops. You do not get to be dissatisfied with the relationship because it is impossible to be satisfied by something that does not include you. Furthermore I know exactly what this message pertains to, and I am not having it. So stop.

Third, if this message wasn’t meant to hurt feelings, then telling me “this isn’t meant to hurt feelings” shouldn’t have been necessary to the message, right? But I’ve realized that often when messages include an apology disclaimer, hurt is the exact feeling the original message intends. You sent this to cause upset and tension. You sent this to cause drama- the exact thing you claim this community to be filled with- otherwise you would have directly messaged me.

And finally, I’m going to talk for a moment about tact. If someone is upset, it shows a lack of decorum when you bash their relationship and their friends, because you need to give me your opinion, honest or not. To put it bluntly, when someone is hurting, it is tactless to go into their inbox and make it about you.

It’s messages like this that serve as the root of gossip and drama. I have no patience for them.

I will not be responding to any follow up messages about this topic.

moonmamamagick  asked:

Hey! Didn't know who to ask but I have an internet friend who just went through a breakup and I want to ? Help them feel that they are loved (by me) do you have any spells/jars/sachets/other ideas to help with this?

Ooo, that’s always rough! It’s heartbreaking when faraway internet pals need hugs and we can only send them digitally. :(

Realistically speaking, the very best thing you can do is to tell your friend something like, “Hey, I know you’re hurting right now, and whether you need space or need to talk to someone, I’m here for you. Please know that you are loved.” Then don’t bring it up again unless they do. They’re probably hearing people ask them “are you okay” in that pitying tone like ten times a day, and it gets annoying fast. Sometimes just knowing the no-pressure support is there, even if they decide they don’t need or want to talk, can make a world of difference.

In terms of magic, I know of a few things. The most effective one is probably The Sorrow Pot, but that’s something your friend would have to do themselves. Or you could try putting together a witchball or a charm bag with herbs for emotional healing and toss in a piece of rose quartz for extra oomph, then present it to your friend as a gift. Here are my usual go-to’s for that sort of spell:

  • Cloves
  • Hazel
  • Hyacinth Flowers
  • Lavender
  • Marjoram
  • Plum Blossoms or Pits
  • Rose Petals (Pink)
  • Tarragon
  • Witch Hazel

But again, the most powerful thing you can do is be there for them, and let them know that you’re there, no matter what.

(Also, based on this ask, I’m going to formulate a spell for this purpose to put in the second volume of the Grimmoire. So…thank you!)

Hope this helps! :)

How Riverdale Stole My Soul
  • Brain: Okay. Internet and TV services are both back on. Time to catch up on all the TV you've missed over the last 8 weeks.
  • Me: Sure thing great idea, then I can find new stuff to love!
  • Brain: Steady on tiger, let's just concentrate on one thing at a time.
  • Me: Okay sure, good plan. Right. Oh! I didn't know they'd brought Iron Fist out!
  • Brain: CONCENTRATE!! FOCUS!! ONE THING AT A TIME!!!
  • Me: Oh yeah sure. Sure thing. Yep. Ooooh! RIVERDALE!!!!!!
  • Brain: I swear to god-
  • Me: That's something to do with Archie comics right?
  • Brain: Yes but-
  • Me: You know I love me a good comic book adaptation...
  • Brain: Yeah! Like Supergirl and The Flash and ALL THE OTHER COMIC BOOK ADAPTATIONS YOU NEED TO CATCH UP ON RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: It looks really good. Oh hey wow look Luke Perry is in it, I used to be so horribly in love with him when I was 7!!!
  • Brain: We don't have time for this.
  • Me: COLE SPROUSE IS IN IT OMFG I BLOODY LOVED THE SUITE LIFE!!!!
  • Brain: So help me god don't you dare press play!
  • Me: I'll just watch the first five minutes.
  • Brain: Hoe don't do it.
  • Me: [presses play]
  • Brain: I swear to god I hate you so much right now. Ugh. Let's just hope there's not a hot ginger guy in it.
  • Me: Holy SHIT there's a hot ginger guy in it...
  • Brain: *facepalm*

This is my oc, Sin (Cin). 

They’re 24 years old and also one of Rein’s closest friends. Sin prefers to work alone whey they go out on patrol. They’re very reliable and trustworthy, but at the same time very secretive about their own past. One of the few people who knows Sin’s past is Rein. It’s hard to tell when they’re joking or not because everything they say is almost said with a straight (sometimes intimidating) face. Sin enjoys working out, quiet spaces, and eating sweets. They try to be emotionally detached from everything, but honestly they’re probably one of the most empathetic characters out of the bunch. Even though they try not to care about what others think, sometimes… it gets to them. Sometimes.

Also, I created Sin during the same time I made Rein omg.

Gone Series Characters' Last Words
  • E.Z.: Help me. Sam...
  • Duck: Throw me, throw me! Hard as you can!
  • Orsay: I can't go on this way.
  • Hunter: If I should die-
  • Lance: Hey, that's not what you-
  • Mary: Little Pete. The Darkness.
  • Howard: I'm useful! You must be up to something; I can help you!
  • Cigar: Oh.
  • Penny: Shut your mouth, cow. You don't give orders.
  • Brianna: Hey. Gaia. Remember me?
  • Dahra: You'll need paper or something. You know, to communicate.
  • Jack: Let me get you out...
  • Orc: I'm not scared of you. I'm going to dwell... I forget... forever.
  • Caine: Now, Little Pete. Right now.
  • Gaia: Why didn't you just... fade?
  • Little Pete: You hit me. And that's not okay.
  • Drake: I'll make her scream, Sam. I'll make her-

…look, Disney.

I’ve got nothing against Emilia Clarke.

Really, I don’t.

But while Daisy Ridley is fantastic and Felicity Jones looks fine…another British white girl as the lead? 

When Tessa Thompson and Zoe Kravitz were in the running?

…at least make her an evil Imperial or an alien or something, okay?

Kill Your Darlings (2013 Movie): Sentence Starters
  • "Some things, once you've loved them, become yours forever."
  • "They become part of who you are."
  • "That was beautiful, kid."
  • "Be careful, you are not in Wonderland."
  • "I've heard the strange madness long growing in your soul, in your isolation but you fortunate in your ignorance."
  • "You who have suffered find where love hides, give, share, lose, lest we die unbloomed."
  • "You wrote that?"
  • "You asked me to."
  • "Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken."
  • "But with death comes rebirth."
  • "And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet."
  • "First thought, best thought."
  • "I was a kid, and you dragged me into your perverted mess."
  • "How can you say that?"
  • "You know that's not true."
  • "I will never give up on us."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "It's brilliant, no?"
  • "It's missing some periods and commas."
  • "It's better than anything you've ever written."
  • "I use periods and commas."
  • "Fuck you! You're a phony."
  • "You said I was everything to you. You are everything to me. Everything to me, do you hear me?"
  • "You got what you wanted."
  • You were ordinary, just like any other freshman and I made your life extraordinary."
  • "Go be you, now all by yourself."
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "You don't mean... you don't mean that."
  • "Or they destroy you."
  • "You can't show this to anyone."
  • "You weren’t even there. It’s your truth. It’s fiction."
  • "Then tell the truth."
  • "You wanted him gone too. You sent him to me."
  • "Please. You'll kill me with that."
  • "You’ve got to get me out of here."
  • "Don’t ever leave me."
  • "Were you even going to tell me you applied?!"
  • "It was a dream anyway."
  • "Let's hear a bit, shall we?"
  • "Alert the press!"
  • "There can be no creation before imitation."
  • "Finally. An oasis in this wasteland."
  • "Only the most anti-social have to go to an event actually called one."
  • "You drink in your room?!"
  • "I love first times. I want my whole life to be composed of them. Life is only interesting if life is wide."
  • "To Walt Whitman, you dirty bastard."
  • "Are you a writer? Because I’ve got a job for a writer."
  • "You're not anything yet."
  • "He’s not home. He left."
  • "You make me too smart, they’re gonna suspect something’s up."
  • "There's more life in those five pages than in the dozens of bad sonnets we've read in class."
  • "I was wrong. Maybe you're not up for this after all."
  • "It's complicated."
  • "I love complicated."
  • "He is a goddamn fruit who won't let me go."
  • "Then let’s get rid of him."
  • "Right now, I just need you to write us something beautiful."
  • "The Germans call it the “wonder drug.”"
  • "You're not allowed to be here."
  • "That's odd since I'm the only thing keeping him here."
  • "What are you, moving in?"
  • "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • "If you’re going to stay, don’t hog the blanket."
  • "The damn cat!"
  • "Both of you! Quiet!"
  • "I was aiming for stew."
  • "What do you want me to do? Eat shoe leather? I'm hungry and what you do in the kitchen is unholy."
  • "You thought my novel was shit?"
  • "I’m not even sure why I bothered to come back."
  • "Fuck you. What does that even mean?!"
  • "I think I just puked on the inside."
  • "I'd be lost without you."
  • "I was going to die there."
  • "We’re going to say it was an “honor slaying”."
  • "Please don't leave me here."
  • "Let’s get out of the city. Anywhere you want. I’ve saved up."
  • "You needed him as much as he needed you."
  • "He'll be with you in a minute. Please, have a seat."
  • "How did you expect us to react to this?"
  • "It is smutty and absurd."
  • "But you finished it."
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Hunter Hayes

This guy
Whenever his first single dropped, I was immediately hooked
I don’t remember where I first heard it, I keep thinking it was on an episode of something but maybe it was just on the radio idk
Point is tho
His lyrics came to me at a time of need aka high school, especially my first real breakup, not to mention unrequited crushed
Honestly, like 33.3% of how I got over it was through his songs
He’s also a great dude overall tho he just adopted a rescue dog like >>>
You might be wondering tho, tf ru on about K
Well the reason for this post no one asked for or cares about is bc I just saw HH live in concert !!
What a showman, not a dull moment, he was everything I dreamed he would be & he’s super humble as well, I don’t think I’ve ever heard an artist say thanks for showing out so many times
I wish I’d kept better track of the setlist but he played his old singles, his newer ones, & some in between
The show started with Storm Warning which was ironic bc it was actually raining, they played Young Blood which coincidentally I’d just found on his YouTube channel, & I’m pretty sure he sang a line of Somebody’s Heartbreak at me, which made my life
Anyway I’m happy

After school.
  • Kise: Shoot, I forgot to bring my umbrella.
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun...
  • Kise: Ah! Kurokocchi!
  • Kuroko: What are you doing here, Kise-kun?
  • Kise: Ahaha, I forgot my umbrella at home and didn't check the morning forecast.
  • Kuroko: That's so lame.
  • Kise: How mean-ssu! Ah! Could it be that Kurokocchi also forgot his umbrella?
  • Kuroko: Yes, I forgot mine. The rain starts late after school and I didn't know I'll be spending the whole afternoon in the club so I didn't bring one.
  • Kise: Oh.. It's so like you, Kurokocchi.
  • Kuroko: I guess we have to wait for the rain to stop.
  • Kise: Y-yeah, we should.... Uwaah, Kurokocchi and I? I can't calm down. I can't calm down.
  • Aomine: Ouu! It's Tetsu and Kise! Why are you guys here?
  • Kuroko: Aomine-kun, Murasakibara-kun, Akashi-kun, Midorima-kun, hello.
  • Aomine: Oi, Kise...
  • Kuroko: Don't disturb him. He's mumbling incoherent words.
  • Aomine: Hah?
  • Midorima: Unbelievable.
  • Kuroko: It's rare for Midorima-kun to forget his umbrella.
  • Midorima: I didn't. Akashi destroyed it.
  • Aomine: Why would you do that?!
  • Akashi: It's lonely without Shintaro.
  • Midorima: That reason is way too suck, Akashi!
  • Murasakibara: Arara, I've seen this situation before.
  • Aomine: Hah?
  • Murasakibara: Group of friends, stuck in the school, were no one else is there, and after that... the following days, they were a goner.
  • Kuroko: ... Aomine-kun, what are you doing?
  • Aomine: Uh, I thought there's something on your back so I checked it out.
  • Midorima: Ridiculous, there's no such thing like-- kyaah!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kise: That's a loud shout, Midorimacchi.
  • Aomine: Ah, you're back from the reality.
  • Murasakibara: But that's like a girl shout~
  • Midorima: It-It was not me.
  • Akashi: It was clearly you, though.
  • Midorima: Enough. We need to think of a way to get out of here.
  • Akashi: With a strong lighting blow a while ago, I don't think it's safe to wait here.
  • ----
  • Kise: Why are you guys even here? And where are we going?
  • Midorima: To the shogi room. There's plenty of board games and books there to keep us entertain.
  • Aomine: You're fantasizing about Tetsu and you, huh? Oi, Kise, that kind of scene only happens in Shoujo Manga.
  • Murasakibara: Yeep~ Like one of us will be gone.
  • Midorima: Why are you so into that kind of plot?
  • Akashi: We have to hurry or else Atsushi's theory might come true.
  • Aomine: You're scared, aren't you? Haha! Tetsu, Akashi is-- Tetsu?
  • Everyone: ...... It came true!!!
  • Kise: Uwaaah, Kurokocchi?! Where are you?!
  • Midorima: This is ridiculous. That guy is hard to find.
  • Akashi: For now, let's find Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: ... But, I was right behind Murasakibara-kun. I guess I'll head to the shogi room first.
  • ----
  • Kise: It's impossible. We searched every room and we couldn't find him!
  • Aomine: Tetsu is not a kid to get separated from us, though.
  • Murasakibara: It's happening!
  • Midorima: Like I said, why are you so into that?
  • Akashi: Let's split into two groups. Shintaro and Murasakibara in the gym and lower floor of the school. Daiki, Ryouta, and me will be on the upper floor. Got it?
  • Everyone: YEAH!
  • ----
  • Midorima: This is hopeless. What if that guy ran away and went home?
  • Murasakibara: But it's raining hard outside. See?
  • Midorima: Kuroko is not the type to forget things, though.
  • Murasakibara: But he was waiting with Kise-chin in the entrance. Besides, Mido-chin, why are you holding onto my shirt?
  • Midorima: I might get lost.
  • Murasakibara: Eehh?
  • ----
  • Aomine: Wow, this floor is scary as hell. None a single light was on.
  • Kise: It's creepy but don't you think Kurokocchi is scared?
  • Akashi: It's the opposite.
  • Aomine: You have no idea what happened back when we visited this haunted house. Tetsu did most of the work, though. He scared the hell out of us.
  • Kise: Kurokocchi does?!
  • Akashi: Hold on... What's that?
  • Aomine & Kise: W-where?
  • Akashi: Is that a light?
  • Aomine: Oi, Akashi, don't scare us like that.
  • Kise: I'm scared-ssu.
  • Akashi: It's coming...
  • Everyone: NYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
  • ----
  • Midorima: What's that?!
  • Murasakibara: What's what, Mido-chin?
  • Midorima: Didn't you hear that? Someone was shouting!
  • Murasakibara: Eehh? I didn't hear that.
  • Midorima: O-oi, Murasakibara. How about we head to the shogi room and just wait for them to come back?
  • Murasakibara: But Kuro-chin might not know the way to the shogi room. And Mido-chin...
  • Midorima: What?
  • Murasakibara: Please walk on your feet. Don't cling on my neck.
  • ----
  • Aomine: Haaa.. haaaa... t-that was.. what-what was that?!
  • Kise: It's a ghost-ssu! It's a ghost-ssu!!
  • Aomine: Stop shouting you stupid! It might be Midorima or Murasakibara!! Right Aka--
  • Aomine & Kise: ....
  • Kise: A-Aominecchi...
  • Aomine: Man, this is so troublesome!!
  • Kise: It's like Ghost-san is slowly taking our friends one by one-ssu!
  • Aomine: That's impossible! Akashi might ran to a different route! And don't call a ghost like that!!
  • ----
  • Akashi: Ha... haaa..... haaaaa... Now, where am I? Huh? Eh? Haaa?! Tetsuya?!
  • Kuroko: Hello, Akashi-kun.
  • Akashi: Wait, huh? Where were you?! We were looking for you.
  • Kuroko: I didn't go anywhere, though. I was right behind Murasakibara-kun and all of you suddenly ran to a different way. So I decided to wait in the shogi room.
  • Akashi: All this time...
  • Kuroko: Yes, Akashi-kun. I came to get you guys but Aomine-kun and Kise-kun ran away from me. That hurts.
  • Akashi: They thought you were a ghost.
  • Kuroko: That's so mean.
  • ----
  • Murasakibara: Mido-chin, Mido-chin. Is that I think it is?
  • Midorima: Oi, Murasakibara, don't scare me!!
  • Murasakibara: No, look. It's a light. It's coming over to us.
  • Midorima: U...uhh.. Run, Murasakibara! Run!
  • Murasakibara: Huuh? Why? And stop pulling my hair!
  • Midorima: Ngghh... It's coming over!! It's getting closer! Run I said!
  • Murasakibara: I'm not a horse! And stop tightening your legs around my waist. It's killing me!
  • Midorima: It's here!!
  • Murasakibara: Eeehh. Arara~ It's Kuro-chin.
  • Kuroko: Hello, Murasakibara-kun, Midorima-kun.
  • Midorima: Kuroko?!
  • Akashi: Wow, Shintaro. You got Atsushi to give you a piggy back? He never agrees to let me do that.
  • Murasakibara: He forcefully do it, though~
  • Midorima: How did you find him, Akashi?
  • Akashi: He found me instead. Besides, he didn't literally disappear. He was right behind
  • Atsushi.
  • Midorima: Uh, I see.
  • Murasakibara: Since we found Kuro-chin, Mido-chin... can you go down now?
  • ----
  • Kuroko: The rain stops.
  • Midorima: The rain stop this late? Shall we head home?
  • Murasakibara: Let's stop by the store~ I need snacks.
  • Akashi: Sure thing. Let's go...
  • Midorima: Hm..
  • Murasakibara: What's wrong, Mido-chin?
  • Midorima: I think we are forgetting something? I just can't put my finger on it.
  • Murasakibara: The rain stops, so you are forgetting to eat ice cream.
  • Akashi: That's right. Let's head over there. It's my treat.
  • Kuroko: Thank you, Akashi-kun.
  • ----
  • Aomine: Oi, Kise, what should we do?
  • Kise: It seems ghost-san is not moving an inch away from the door.
  • Aomine: 'ch, let's just wait for the others to come and pick us up.
  • Kise: Sure-ssu.

I’m supposed to have a phone interview at some point tomorrow, and I haven’t prepared at all because everything’s just exhausted me and I didn’t even think about it. 

It’s just for a small writing/editing position with an online magazine, and I would still probably have to keep my other job. But I need it. 

Here’s hoping I pull a miracle tomorrow and wake up feeling somewhat alive so I can do this. 

I just want something to go right. This could be the door opener to a writing career while I work on my films and I just really need it.