this is so ugly i cannot see

SNK Characters as. . . SPONGEBOB QUOTES

Eren Jaeger

“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!”

Mikasa Ackerman

“Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”

Armin Arlert

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.”

Jean Kirstein

“A five letter word for happiness… money.”

Marco Bodt

“Am I a pretty girl?”

Annie Leonnhardt

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

Reiner Braun

“Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss the… Panty Raid.”

Bertholdt Hoover

“ANNIE’S A GIRL!?”

Ymir

“Take it easy it’s just a drawing.”

Krista Lenz/Historia Reiss

“Ymir, go away! Can’t you see I’m trying to forget you?”

Sasha Blouse

CHOCOLATE

Connie Springer

“East? I thought you said wheast.”

Erwin Smith

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

Levi Ackerman

“Hey pal. You just blow in from stupid town?”

Hanji Zoe

“Look at all the hip, young people eating sal…ads.”

Mike Zacharias

“Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… Smelly.”


((At work need shit to do))

first real phil drawing, this took so long!! art cannot capture the true beauty of this man!! i love him!!

Here’s a friendly reminder that Jumin Han thinks he doesn’t deserve to be loved by you, or by anyone. Even before you get into his route.

Is he truly afraid that people won’t understand him, or that someone will eventually see how ugly he thinks he is inside?

What is his worth? Is he really a good person? How can he be so sure that people aren’t just bluffing?

Will they think the same once they get to know of his tangled threads? Will you…?

Does he deserve you? What if he hurts you in the process? What if you realize he is not the one you think he is? What if you doesn’t want him? How is he gonna handle your rejection? Maybe… just maybe… it is enough that his pet understands him.

Will you accept him, an arrogant mutant that the world would surely despise? Will he ever be loved for who he actually is?

Doesn’t it interest you that Jumin actually let BE1 happen, that he let you approach him even though you were highkey being thirsty for his wealth? He probably thought it was the only kind of “love” he would ever deserve: love fueled by money and lust - the sole two things that decide his worth.

Back to the Future: Part 8

Pairing: Castiel x reader

Word Count: 1.9k

Warnings: pregnancy, language, fluff, angst, angsty cliffhanger bc I’m a bitch. 

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You were in the beginning of your second trimester now, about 15 weeks along, and your baby bump was small but becoming more noticeable with each passing day. Castiel was practically attached to you at the hip, his hand always on your tummy in some way. He was very protective, as always, but even more so as your baby continued to grow.

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btw Daehwi saying:

밉상으로 보일 수도 있습니다
(there is a chance you see me as an eyesore/ugly)

It makes me so sad. People always complain about how unfair it is that international fans cannot vote, but in the case of Daehwi, I am so glad we can’t. The hate he gets from Chinese fans is unbelievable, to the point where even people who don’t watch PD101 make fun of him on Weibo, saying stuff like “Daehwi, let’s walk the downward path” or “PD101: the story of Lee Daehwi and 97 better-looking guys” or comparing his looks to gagmen in China or even insinuating that he must have had some backhanded dealings (and I am being very careful with my words here) with the producers of PD101 to get his position. WTF.

It’s been so overwhelming that I can’t even read PD101 news on Weibo anymore because there is so much shade and blind hatred. He is just 16 in international age. He is obviously talented and has trained for a long time. Just because he doesn’t live up to the “visual standards” of some people, does not mean he is deserving of such hate THAT I AM SURE HE READS because he keeps referring to it since his meringue time.

TL;DR. #protectdaehwisquad

anonymous asked:

Message received had such fucked facial expressions which is why it's one of my favorites, like Steven in his hoodie, Amethyst as a helicopter all of peridot's faces during her confrontation with YD, Yellow Pearl's grinch face, the infamous YD face. Like it was Ren and Stimpy levels of weird and it was so expressive and awesome. I want to see that again, but it's all so cutesy now.

HONESTLY. You know this is what I mean when I complain that this show has gotten “uglier”.

it’s stiff and boring now. No one makes exaggerated expressions anymore or whatever. The writers just assume that awkward pauses and a single sweat count as jokes now. I remember learning about how RS had to redo a bunch of Ruby’s scenes in Keystone Motel because her VA was so damn over the top and expressive.

Rocknaldo made me smile because of Pearl’s sudden cat face but it’s a shame that the show doesn’t really go all out with their features anymore and I really cannot follow on why that is. I used to applaud su for having female characters that make ugly expressions and now I don’t see it anymore. Heck I don’t see it from Steven either.

It’s a shame really..

A Lesson In Courtesy

In honor of the sweet and wonderful @riahchan‘s birthday, I have written a little bit of Starkling fluff.

Jon is in the rookery when word reaches him.

The king has been injured.

He does not wait to hear more from the skinny lad that has been sent to find him, and all but sprints down the tower stairs into the keep proper, roughly jostling past servants and guardsman in his way. 

A coldness grips at his heart, far worse than anything he faced at the Wall.

This is what he has feared since the moment Wyman Manderly had produced Rickon from out of nowhere, hale and whole, after the dust had settled from the siege on the Boltons.

Surely the Gods would not be so cruel as to separate them when they had only just found one another again?

Jon skids to a halt in front of the Lord’s Chamber and throws open the door without knocking. He is not sure what to make of the sight that greets him.

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ten things you should know about the girl i love

i. she’s beautiful. 

ii. when she’s angry i want to fight for her. stand in front of whatever the world throws at her, take punches thrown at her, throw a few in return. when she is sad the world shrinks to contain her and only her and i am clumsy in my need to help her. 

iii. when she laughs i think i might be able to fly.

iv. every so often she has this very specific shy smile; she ducks her head and her cheeks dimple, and honestly, just murder me now. 

v. there are people who have told me that to be gay is an ugly thing, and it is so hard not to believe them. but i cannot make myself believe that the warm feeling in my chest when i think of her is ugly, cannot tell myself that the flutter in my stomach when i see her is anything but pure. 

vi. oh my god, have i mentioned the dimples. 

vii. she’s thoughtful and she’s polite. when she’s annoyed she gets a little sarcastic but never so far as to be mean. i wish i could talk to people like she can. 

viii. i could listen to her voice for years and not get tired. i wish i could talk to her always. 

ix. before i met her i would write hateful things along the inside of my arm in sharpie and pull the sleeve down, inked reminders. freak. and worse. now on my arms i doodle hearts and to-do lists, place temporary tattoos or leave the skin clear, roll my sleeves up to the elbow and leave them there. 

x. love is a big word and everyone uses it differently, and i don’t know when it’s appropriate. but i do know this: loving her - the curves of her cheeks, the scent of her hair, how she is when she is happy - feels better than anything else. i do know this: loving her has allowed me to love myself. in the end, what more can i ask for?

I find it so stupid that the hate Kabby gets 90% of the time is because they’re “old”. What a bullshit reason to hate a ship and constantly harass the fans that ship it with “your ship is ugly”, “your ship is weird”, “they’re old”, etc among other uncalled for reasons I’ve seen. Many shows have ships that are in their 40s and 50s and they are handled with respect just like Kabby is being handled, but apparently this is the only fandom that cannot stand to look at a couple because of their age. Come on, it’s even disrespectful to the actors. In my opinion it is the most mature relationship and it was perfectly built, so I honestly don’t want to see anymore of those bullshit reasons that I mentioned on the tag. Leave the tag for their fans so they can rejoice at every moment the couple share, not to tell them they’re wrong for liking them. I’m out.

Anastasia's letter to her father 21 september 1914

September 21st
My golden Papa!
Congratulations on your victory. We were on Alexei’s train today. We saw many wounded. On the way, three died - two officers. Madame Kublitskaya was there. We saw Poretsky, he looks very old. Serious wounds, so maybe in 2 days one soldier will die, they were moaning. Then we went to the Grand Palace’s large hospital; Mama and the sisters were changing the bandages, and Maria and I went to all the wounded, talked to each one, one showed me a very large piece of shrapnel, they took it out of his leg, and it was a heavy piece. Everyone said that they want to return to take revenge on the enemy! I just got out of the bath. We saw Semenov-Tien-Shansky’s sister, who is also working; she’s a terribly ugly person. Alexei is cheerful, and his leg hurts a little. At 6 o'clock we went back to the Small Hospital and we sat there until twenty to 8. It was nice and fun. Your little sharpshooter’s arm hurts so much that he always paces and cannot lie in bed. Sleep well and see me in your dreams. I kiss you 1000 times. Your loving daughter, 13-year-old servant of God.

Nastasya ANRPZSG

May God keep you. +

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New Korean slang just invented! 새로운 한국 속어

  I was sitting with my friend bored, and we decided that there are somethings in English that we cannot translate into Korean. So we sat down and had a long think about it.  

Pronunciation of difficult slang is in [발음] :)

please re blog this because NO KOREAN uses this yet! Actually NO KOREAN except for my closest friends use this slang so please please share with your Korean friends too! I would like to see AOA use the phrase 큐섹! :)

Here are the new slang!

Cute and sexy -큐섹하다  큐트(귀엽다) + 섹시하다 (to be sexy)

Adj: 큐섹한 Adv: 큐섹하게 Noun: 큐섹함

e.g 오늘은 큐섹한 원피스를 샀어요.

큐못남 [큐몬남]- Cute but Ugly boy  (귀엽다+못생긴 + 남자)

큐못녀 [큐몬녀] - Cut but ugly girl  (귀엽다+못생긴 + 여자)

큐핫남 [큐한남]  - Cute and sexy boy (귀엽다 + 핫 (완전 섹시한) 남자)

큐핫녀 [큐한녀]  - Cute and sexy girl (귀엽다 + 핫 (완전 섹시한) 여자)

섹똑하다  - Sexy and smart (섹시하다 + 똑똑하다)

배피다 - To be hungry and tired (배고프다 + 피곤하다)

온괴자 - A cyber bully  (온라인 + 괴롭히다)

온괴하다 - To cyber bully (온라인 + 괴롭히다)

늦온남 /늦온녀 - Someone who comes online late and makes bad excuses  (늦게 + 온라인 + 남/녀)

늦온되다 - To be late online and  start making excuses

라소되지 -  A greedy person who eats just ramen and soju all day (라면+소주+되지)

라소먹다 - To eat ramen with soju (라면 + 소주 + 먹다)

헤어진크림 먹다 - to eat at icecream after a break up (헤어지다 + 아이스크림 +먹다)

듣싫노래 [듣실노래] A song that is on your playlist that you no longer listen to.

(듣기 싫다 + 노래)

영대왕 - Someone who speaks English like a native (영어 + 대왕)

한대왕 - Someone who speaks Korean like a native (한국어 + 대왕)

노대왕 - Someone who sings really well (노래 + 대왕)

게임대왕 - Someone who has amazing gaming skills (게임+대왕)

한쁜억 - Someone who speaks Korean with a bad accent (한국 + 나쁜 + 억양)

한잘억 - Someone who speaks Korean with a good accent (한국+ 잘 + 억양)

한원남/ 녀 - A guy/girl who wants to be Korean (한국 + 원나비 (되고 싶은) +남/녀) 

일원남/녀 can also be used

케중남/녀 - A guy/girl who is addicted to K-pop  (케이팝 + 중독 + 남/녀)  

메중녀/남 - A girl/guy who is addicted to makeup (메이컵 +중독 +남/녀

싫걸남친 [실걸람친] - A boyfriend who does the things that his girlfriend hates (싫어하는걸+남자 친구)

싫걸여친[실걸려친] - A girlfriend who does the things that her boyfriend hates (싫어하는걸 + 여친) 

여친못하다 -To not understand your girlfriend (여자친구 + 못하다)

남친못하다 - To not understand your boyfriend (남자친구+못하다)

첨만얼- someone’s face that you meet the first time(처음 만난 + 얼굴)

첨만얼 보다 - To see someone’s face for the first time.( 처음 만난 얼굴 + 보다)

악데몽[앙데몽] - A really bad date (악몽+ 데이트 = 악(데이트)몽)

좋데꿈 - A really nice / amazing date (좋은 꿈 + 데이트 = 좋(데이트)꿈)

쌤개 - Teachers pet (선생님 + 개)

불합남/녀 [불함남/녀] - A boy/girl with the lowest grades (불합격하다 + 남/녀)

짱님 - The best teacher (선생님+짱)

숙까먹다 - To forget your homework (숙제+까먹다)

비커플 - A couple who are dating secretly (비밀+커플)

몰연애하다 - to date secretly (몰래+연애하다)

빌애인 [비래인] - Secret lover (비밀+애인)

올친지애 - A lover who you were friends with for a long time before you dated them,  and have just started dating them today. ( 오랫동안 + 친구  + 지금+ 애인)


속어들은 많이 이용하시길 바랍니다. We hope you use these slang words al ot !

속어는 강태빈(Christian Kmachni)과 구아영 (Eden Nkukulu)에 의해 복제되었다.

And Still No

Originally posted by gifsme


“No one called out Bobby, Jay Park, Zico, etc etc for wearing dreads, so why is Jackson being called out?!” - EVERYONE who has worn dreads/braids/twists has been called out for appropriation. Just because you didn’t see it, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

If Jackson can’t wear dreads, then Black people can’t straighten their hair.” - This is not the same thing. Many Black people are forced to straighten their hair because they cannot get hired with their hair in dreads or braids. Society sees Black hair as unprofessional and ugly. Black people straighten their hair to fit in and avoid racism.

“I don’t understand the big deal!” - The big deal is that Black people are constantly hold that OUR HAIR IS BAD. At a red carpet event, a fashion expert said that Zendaya probably SMELLED LIKE WEED  because she had dreads in her hair. If the reaction to everyone wearing dreads was equal, Black people would not be upset. But the fact that we are ostracized for our hairstyles while Jackson, Bobby, Zico, and anyone else gets called “cool” is unfair and hurtful.

“My Black friend said it was okay. A Black fan said it was okay.” - Your Black friend or a Black fan does not speak for everyone.

“The Vikings had dreadlocks!” - No they did not. Vikings had matted hair. Dreadlocks are the act of DELIBERATELY twisting your hair so that it locs. It is a culturally different thing.

How hard is it to understand that Black fans are hurt? Have some compassion.

I love you like the sun loves the moon (Peter Parker x Reader) (Requested)

Request: can I have a one shot where the reader has rosacea and she has a really bad flare when she’s with Peter and she gets super insecure and he comforts her?

A/N: I apologize in advance for if this is too bad. I had to some research about rosacea and I don’t really know much about it. I also used a comparison, and I don’t really know if it makes a lot of sense??? Anyway, I hope you like it!

Peter was helping you with your homework, looking at your notebook, when your face suddenly started to itch. You knew what that meant, and you didn’t want Peter to see it, so you quickly excused yourself and rushed to the bathroom. Looking at yourself in the mirror, you could see your skin turning red. Obviously, you had to had a rosacea flare when being with Peter.
You didn’t know what to do. You didn’t want Peter to see you like that, but you knew that if you stayed for too long in the bathroom, it would look suspicious. You sat on the floor, back pressed to the wall. Why couldn’t you have normal skin? Why did you have to be ugly?
‘[Y/N], are you okay?’ Peter’s voice called. He sounded worried. What had you been doing there for so long? You weren’t answering, and he was getting scared. He did the only thing he could think of -breaking the door handle. So when he did and saw you sitting on the ground, tears running down your red face, he didn’t know what to do. He didn’t even know what was happening. ‘What’s wrong?’
‘I-oh my God, don’t look at my face. I’m so ugly. This is embarrassing.’ You said in between sobs. You didn’t want your boyfriend to see you like that. You didn’t want him to see you looking ugly.
‘You aren’t ugly! You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. You have rosacea, so what? Remember that pimple I had in the middle of my forehead two weeks ago? I looked like a unicorn! And you didn’t think I was ugly. I do not think you are ugly. You… you are like the sun. At some times you shine your brightest, and there are other times, when you don’t shine as much in the outside, but you shine so bright on the inside. Sometimes we cannot see the sun shining, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t. That’s just you. Just because you aren’t shining on the outside right now, doesn’t mean that you are ugly. You are different. And that’s completely fine. I love you for that.’
You could feel the tears in your eyes after what Peter told you. He was so sweet, so gentle. And you loved him so much. He was your Peter, after all.
‘I love you. I love you like the sun loves the moon, so much, that he dies every night to let her live.’

Google Translate Sings {Sentence Starters}
  • "Muscle time."
  • "I do not think clams stop rusting."
  • "Honey, I am very angry!"
  • "I will be on the table."
  • "But I will have a guy shortly."
  • "I can give you a nice taste."
  • "I should make more sense, and I understand that."
  • "And I heard you didn't know about me."
  • "I cannot live today."
  • "This is a very deep wound."
  • "I do not want a child who loves trees."
  • "We will not solve the crisis."
  • "Well, honey, I'm a nightmare dressed like a screensaver."
  • "That is a deep neckline."
  • "This is contrary to the plot."
  • "I thought that you could count."
  • "Do I wanna share a wall?"
  • "I hope it brings you happiness."
  • "I like the ball in the sink."
  • "And are you lo?"
  • "Do not ask why we were not omitted."
  • "Look at it, it's ugly."
  • "I'm not saying just to go out."
  • "I am the wind and the weather."
  • "I would like to wear a mask."
  • "You are not a small problem."
  • "Do not let them, do not let them see."
  • "So go home, in a six pack, up yours!"
  • "Why can you not keep your cool?"
  • "You are a depressed banana."
  • "Plasters fix bullet rumps."
  • "Now is the time to try ignoring gravity."
  • "They do not know me at all."
  • "Too bad, such a beautiful moon!"
  • "I cannot understand you."
  • "I've been scared for too long."

people look so much better in clothes than without them. I’ve always had this incredible disliking towards nudity. it’s just so…boring? so ugly? so plain? I wanna see personality! i wanna see a fucking character! skin…meaningless. all meaningless. i just am not a fan i suppose, it’s never been something i liked.  i cannot even look at myself naked. it makes me uncomfortable. even when i shower i try not to look down at myself. Horrendous body, horrendous! i hate being reminded that i am just flesh. i want to be more , always. i hate being reminded that i am always a victim of objectification…ugly people with their ugly filthy minds, not knowing how to truly see a person…how to look deeper

I'm Gonna Roast A Character

It’s been a long time since I have and I want to do it again

(PLEASE NOTE: This is a joke AND about a fictional character, you shouldn’t be offended in the first place if someone insults/doesn’t like a character that you like, so chiiiiiiill)

On the stand we gooooooot

KEI KATSURAGI FROM “BURN YOUR FAT WITH ME (FOR GIRLS)”

As you may or may not know, “Burn You Fat With Me (For Girls)” is an app that’s suppose to help you lose weight

But here’s the thing

THIS LEN KAGAMINE RIP-OFF DECIDES TO COME AT YOU WITH SOME FIGHTING WORDS

BUT THAT’S OK BECAUSE I CAN SHUT YOU DOWN QUICKLY, KEI

He gets on to YOUR appearance, but I know for a fact

THAT BASED ON HOW BIG HIS SLEEVE IS COMPARED TO HIS TREE BRANCHES THAT HE CALLS ARMS AND HOE BAGGY HIS UNDER SHIRT IS ON HIM, HE EITHER:

1. CANNOT CHOOSE CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FIT HIM

OR

2. WAS BIG AT ONE POINT AND THAT USED TO FIT HIM

BUT LOOKING AT HIS TOP SHIRT, THAT /DOES/ FIT HIM, SO MOST LIKELY IT’S 2

But even if he attracts women, I want you to take a look at the women he gets:

Notice something? Maybe the fact that NONE OF THESE BITCHES HAVE EYES?

HE AIN’T CUTE, THEY CAN’T SEE HOW UGLY HE IS

IN FACT, LET ME BREAK DOWN AND SHOW YOU HOW UGLY HE IS:

1. He got that Disney Villain Looking face

2. HIS NECK IS SINKING INTO ITSELF

3. That is not a nose, THAT’S A FUCKING RULER. I COULD USE THAT FOR MY MATH HOMEWORK

4. If you don’t get rid of that Almost Unibrow on your face, I’m going to rip it off for you

5. Do you KNOW what a comb is? Maybe a brush?? A Barber for your split ends? Your hair is a bigger mess than my LIFE

6. Speaking of hair, from I can tell…

YOUR HAIR IS ALREADY GOING GREY

SO DON’T COME AT ME LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST WENT ON A TRIP ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS WITH MS. FRIZZLE AND CRASH LANDED IN THE COLON WHILE FREAKY FRED FROM COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG TRIED TO STEAL SOME HAIR FROM YOU

DON’T PLAY WITH ME

anonymous asked:

So it's unfair and words cannot express how ugly the media is to Taylor's every move that they won't even let her have friends, boyfriend or breathe. I get a break was coming because she said it and told us but I never thought it would come to not seeing her/hearing from her/her friends posting about her all this year. I know she wanted the media to stop, but sadly her hiding this long only got annoying thirsties to keep using her name for headlines each day. Do u think her hiding is too extreme

The articles would have been around regardless but it’s really not that bad at all, in fact it’s far far less than I expected. The media has next to nothing to work with and is really unconcerned with Taylor the past 7 or 8 months. All time low in terms of exposure. So, No, I don’t think it’s too extreme. Her 2016 was rough enough to wear down the strongest of people, I don’t know how anyone could forget that year, so it’s probably just what she needed. After all, “Taylor made the conscious choice to disappear … She’s being low-key and secretive [right now] because it makes her happy.”