this is so stupid oh god

anonymous asked:

Actually in SAI if you want lines w/o the size pressure - one of the sliders on the bush settings says 'min size' set that to 100% and it should make the same effect ;3

OH MY GOD it is true!! so that was the problem… eehhh.. okay now i feel stupid for not trying to change it :D Thank you a lot for clarifying it for me, dear anon!

straight white culture doesnt exist? yes it fuckin does, look at this shit

holy fucking shit

this is so fucking creepy jesus this is for a baby

oh my god……………………imagine having such little respect for yourself that you let your boyfriend/husband wear this

“haha my husband is too fucking stupid to figure out how to dress his own kid hahahaha thats so funny :) :) :)”

true friendship is being aggressively nice to eachother

for example “OH MY FUCKING GOD I WOUKD DIE FOR YOURS STUPID ASS I KOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YPU DUMB SHIT HOW DARE YOU BE SO FUCKING AMAZING I HATE YOU”

anonymous asked:

I want die. My family sick me. I am so stupid and... Oh my God. I want die!

Isn’t about my weight, is about me. 2/2

i think these too go together. babe it’s okay lots of people just don’t get along with there family’s and it’s hard i know but someday you’ll get away from them so dying definitely isn’t the answer.

jackass 2 sentence starters.

  • i’d rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again.
  • let me rephrase that. dicks.
  • i gave him a present. he loved it.
  • oh my god! what is that? what is that?!
  • he’s amazing!
  • i thought you were going to hang on?
  • is that permanent?
  • it’s a brand. a hot iron for cows.
  • he almost died, and he’s dancing.
  • there’s really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway.
  • he’s gonna get annihilated. but i don’t wanna tell him that.
  • oh my god, he’s going to have that for life–you’re going to have that for life.
  • cast me out, god dammit.
  • act like a sick or wounded animal.
  • i am the fuck out of here!
  • i fucking kicked the thing in the fucking head!
  • say goodbye to the hippies.
  • just step over that line. step over that line.
  • that long hair dont cover that red neck, boy.
  • what the hell is that? __, what the fuck is that?
  • hows your belly feeling, dude?
  • we have a shitload of bees.
  • you’re bringing them over here!!
  • you guys are fucking dicks, man. fuck.
  • don’t you even think about it.
  • looks like it’s gonna suck.
  • if ___ goes in there.. i’ll french kiss him.
  • it’s just loud. it’s going to hurt really bad, but it’s just loud.
  • all you guys are fucking assholes.
  • i’m a fucking skateboarder and i’m getting shot.
  • i can’t see shit in here.
  • that was fun. lets never do that again.
  • that was mean. he needs help.
  • that was totally not me. i had nothing to do with it.
  • oh my god, my hip. i think i gave birth.
  • it’s gonna be a bloodbath.
  • what an idiot.
  • i am not doing that. fuck that.
  • oh, my fucking leg. goddamn, these __ are strong.
  • i’m not out! — i’m still not out!
  • i think i broke my tailbone.
  • yeah! i know! i know.
  • white boys don’t like snakes.
  • he is bleeding a lot.
  • get your fuckin’ hands off me.
  • for the bros. it’s for the bros. c’mon.
  • don’t think about it. just do it.
  • what? i can’t hear, kind of.
  • i can’t get in this thing.
  • i’m stuck in here!
  • i hate that! i hate it so bad!
  • jesus christ, you got a fat fuckin’ ass.
  • does it look cool?
  • i don’t like him staring like that.
  • that was real funny, fuckers.
  • i’ve been so lucky today.
  • mind your business, asshole.
  • okay, you better be quiet, buddy.
  • we’re already outside, numbnuts.
  • thank you so much, god.
  • hey, little guy. is that a real cigarette?
  • he said ‘piss off’.
  • don’t hog it all, you little prick.
  • we don’t drink out in public.
  • well maybe you should start, bub.
  • haha! you bastard.
  • i hate picking on ___.
  • that fucking hurts.
  • that was intense. really intense. well, not really intense. but pretty intense.
  • okay, fuckers.
  • that couldn’t have gone any better.
  • that worked perfect.
  • did i yank you?
  • you might feel it a little bit, alright?
  • give our regards to the folks on the other side.
  • i don’t know what happened.
  • he almost made it. he’s a hero.
  • that hurt to do that to you.
  • yeah, it looks great.
  • that puny thing’s embarrassing.
  • you had the cutest butt ever, and now you ruined it.
  • i was scared of burning my own friend.
  • why would you burn him in the first place?
  • because it was funny?
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My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
___

I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

  • Me: shares how I feel or talks about my emotions
  • Me: oh god.... disgusting..I am the literal worst person in the world... why am I even talking... I should shut up... I'm so stupid why did I do that...,why do I even b r e a t h e
Things Bookworms Say/Think as They Read
  • …WHY?!?!
  • Wait, what the heck just happened?
  • OH, i skipped over a page. No wonder nothing made sense.
  • I wish you were real…
  • Daaaaaaamn! this character is hot!
  • I swear to all that is holy is this character dies I will destroy something
  • …well that was a stupid decision.
  • I ship it…like FedEx.
  • Why are you attracted to them?!? They treat you like dirt!!
  • Wow, what a plot twist…(sarcasm)
  • WOAH! What a plot twist!(not sarcasm)
  • Why would you do that?!?
  • …Nope. Nope! That’s it! I’ve had it! I’m noping the f*ck out of this book!
  • Oh God! *bends over in pain* the feels…right in the heart
  • No. Don’t lie to your love interest. Lying only makes it worse…goddamnit.
  • Aw! They’re so good together! <3
  • Do not flip to the end. Do not flip to the end to see what happens. Do not-GODDAMNIT!
  • Oh! I see what you did there author! lol
  • Do NOT hurt my cinnamonroll characters!
  • They’re twisted, cruel, sarcastic, and possibly the most evil person in the universe…they’re mine now. I call dibs.
  • …this book is too small to read without cracking the spine! (mass market books)
  • I’m already reading this book but that book just got in the mail but this other book has been on my shelf for a month…

Harry: *regaining consciousness after a minor Healing procedure* What’s goi– *sees Draco sitting next to him* 

Draco: Hello, there.

Harry: *awed whisper* Oh my god. You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

Draco: *flatly* Is that right?

Harry: *still gaping stupidly* Are you a Veela? 

Draco: No, Harry.

Harry: *gasps* You know my name?!

Draco: Oh, I know a whole lot more than your name.

Harry: *delighted* We know each other?!

Draco: *holds up hand* We’re married, love. *points out Harry’s matching ring*

Harry: *gasps at own hand* Wh–?! *drugged flailing*

(Insp.)

you’ve heard of bokuto being insecure,  but have you considered

akaashi also being insecure. 

akaashi being insecure about his relationship w bokuto, both as a teammate and not. Unless you’re childhood friends, there is always something a little tenuous about being the younger friend. And when bokuto leaves high school oh man, it must hurt to be left behind, even if there was no choice, and especially if Akaashi thinks bokuto will find a setter that can bring out his best better than he can, better than he ever had 

akaashi being insecure about how he looks. just because the fandom decided he’s pretty doesnt mean he knows he’s pretty. He’s a teenager, and I’m sure there are days where you think you look great and days where u feel you look like absolute garbage. Especially when he looks upon Bokuto, who shines when he gets a good hit in. How can anyone compare to that?

akaashi being insecure with his attitude. Akaashi seems like the kind of kid that tried to grow up too fast. he didn’t act childish because he was praised by ‘how mature’ he was at a young age. adopted this cool persona when he can be (and is) just as jealous and bitter as anyone else (maybe even more jealous even). Just as childish as anyone else. to someone like that, someone like bokuto, who is even able to express himself so freely (even if he gets reprimanded), is so admirable.

Now, I love my cool headed and maybe even suave akaashis, but he’s still just a kid. I want to explore an akaashi that is awkward off the court, who’s awkward when confessed to and maybe even around bokuto, (being awkward around a crush seems natural), i just wanna see some akaashi thats a little unconventionally attractive in his manner of talk. we dont gotta stop the really cool akaashis lets just spice our life up with akaashi that has no idea how to deal w anything that isnt bokuto or volleyball 

SKAM S04E07 Clip 6 - Fucking over your friends

VILDE: He’ll break up with me..

EVA: No, Vilde, he won’t.

VILDE: Yes, he will!

CHRIS: He won’t do that..

EVA: Vilde, there are some douchebags who have done this and it’s not your fault. Someone did this to you.

NOORA: It’s not your fault.

EVA: It’s going to be fine. You’re just very, very sad now.

SANA: What happened?

EVA: Someone made ellevillevillde 2 and posted lots of shit about Vilde. It’s really bad.

CHRIS: Yeah..

NOORA: Oh my God..

CHRIS: It’ll be fine.. Just..

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“Prom was invented just to make girls starve so they can fit in a dress and compete over a stupid title.”

“Uh –” Derek blinks, eyes his sister dubiously, “I’m not a girl?”

Cora huffs. “Whatever.”

In the kitchen Laura bursts out laughing. “Don’t worry.” She yells. “Cora is just jealous she will have to wait five years to go to her own prom.”

“I’m not going!” Cora yells back. “Prom is stupid, I don’t even know why you’re going,” she tells Derek, “it’s not like you know how to have fun.”

Derek raises an eyebrow while Laura just laughs harder. “Oh my god.” Their older sister says. “I stay away for six months and Cora turns into a sassy queen.” She walks into the living room, pretends to wipe at her eyes. “I’m so proud.”

“You two are ridiculous.” Derek says, turning around. “And I’m just going because Erica promised to pay me. With ice cream.” Then he gives Cora a wicked smile. “That I’m not going to share with either of you.”

“You are the worst brother!” Cora yells as he begins to climb the stairs. “And I hope you fall on your ass while trying to dance!”

“Can’t hear you!” Derek’s cell begins to ring. “Too busy getting ready to prom!”

Laura lets out a high-pitched laughter. “I love you two so much.”

Derek shakes his head fondly, closes his bedroom door behind himself just as Cora tells Laura to shut up. “Hey.” He answers the phone, collapsing on his bed. “What’s up?”

“Yo,” Stiles answers, “whatcha doing?”

“Listening to my sisters fight.” He says, snorting when he hears his dad start complaining about all the yelling and ‘no, Cora, I’m not letting you go to prom, you’re thirteen!’. “I’m gonna have to check the trunk of my car tomorrow night.”

Stiles laughs. “She’s not that good.”

“If you keep teaching her, she will be.” Derek blurts out, curses himself mentally when he realizes it came out harsher than he intended.

It’s just – sometimes he can’t help it. He’s known Stiles since they were four, Cora wasn’t even born then, but one day she turned eleven and Stiles became her new favorite person. Stiles couldn’t find it funnier and took Cora as his little apprentice. He even taught her how to cheat on Mario Kart.

He’s never taught Derek that.

Derek rolls his eyes, thinks about his little sister still downstairs pouting and trying to convince their dad that she’s old enough to go out. He shouldn’t be jealous of her, but the thing is – he grew up with two sisters, he knows how to share toys and food, but he doesn’t know how to share Stiles.

Because Stiles is his.

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