this is so something peter would say omg

“I Loth You”

request: Okay so u know how Shawny boy has PERFECT teeth? Like all in a perfect line and white af? Okay so like to maintain that perfection after braces, u need to wear ur retainers at night like after dinner and until u wake up. Listen what I’m saying is that I’m begging for u to write something about Shawn having a lisp because of his retainers because hOW CUTE WOULD THAT BE OH MY GOSH

a/n: i’m dying rn this request is my favorite one i’ve gotten omg 


You had off of school for a break, and since Shawn was on tour, you decided to tag along for break. He had a day full of promo and a show ahead of him, so you two went to hit the hay earlier than usual. Well, Shawn did, you planned on messing around on your phone for a couple hours. “There’s a bathroom right there,” Shawn nodded to the small bathroom on the bus, and you pulled your toothbrush out of your toiletries bag. You brushed your teeth, and smiled as Shawn did the same. He rummaged around for a moment, and pulled out a retainer. 

Confused, you pointed to it. “I didn’t know you wore that?”

“Um, yeah.” He snapped the retainer into place, and set the container on the side of the sink. “I’ve worn it since I had my braces.” He informed you, but you snickered because it sounded like he said “brathes” due to the retainter impairing his speech. Shawn rolled his eyes and flipped you off, climbing into his bunk. 

“I think your lisp is cute, bub.” You poked his side, and climbed into the bunk after him. They were surprisingly roomy for being a tour bus bunk. “How long do you wear it at night?”

Shawn set his phone in the small pocket on the wall, and turned towards you. “Till I wake up.” He yawned, closing his eyes. “Goodnight, I loth you.” He whispered, cheeks flushing. 

“I loth you, too, baby.” You snickered, turning your brightness down on your phone and texting a few of your friends. 


When you woke up, Shawn wasn’t in the bunk anymore. You wiped the sleep out of your eyes, and got down from the bunk. “Shawn?” You asked, stumbling out to the front of the bus.

He was talking with Geoff, and you smiled at them. “Goodmorning, Geoff.” You looked at Shawn. “Goodmorning Lispy.” You patted him on the arm, and went to make a cup of coffee.

“I swear to God,” Shawn groaned, and Geoff burst out laughing. 

You wrapped your arms around your boyfriend, and looked up at him. “I think it’s cute!” 

“It’s fucking adorable, yeah.” Shawn mumbled, smile breaking through his straight-faced exterior. “C’mon, let’s get breakfast.” You two skipped off of the bus, and you nearly died from tripping down the steps. 

“Shut up, Mendes.” You blushed. 

“Love you,” he smiled, taking your hand.

You smirked, looking up at him. “I loth you, Shawn.” You simled as he rubbed a hand over his face, getting over the fact that you’ll never let him live his adorable lisp behind.


a/n: request here :D