this is so shitty why did i make it

anonymous asked:

omgcp dance au (do not ask why im thinking abt this) bitty does swing, but ends up getting nudged into ballroom as hes older. hes a bit like :/ but jack also does ballroom and is placed in charge of helping bitty not jump around so much when hes dancing. and obvs w that its all very gay and romantic so bittys fine. lardo did ballet growing up but was like "mate nah" and instead now organises shows. shitty still does ballet and loves it. idk abt the rest lol but bitty + swing makes me happy so

i was planning on answering this sooner but my beta (english isnt my first language so thatโ€™s why i need one) is busy so this is rough af also i tried to keep it short bc i have a tendency of writing looooooong fics, anyway. i drifted off a bit from the original prompt but i hope you like it anyway!!!ย 

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anonymous asked:

can i rant to you for a second..? someone has been bookmarking fics on AO3 with a rating system and they bookmarked my fic with the word 'ok'. I visited their bookmarks page (which has over 2k) and they range from good, ok, eh and i havent been able to find any below that. It just seems super rude? like why? whats the point of doing that. If the writer sees, it'll make them feel like shit if they see you write 'eh' next to something they worked so hard on. UGH

wooow that is hella shitty??? god. i’m sorry u had to see that. this isn’t really the same, but i realize on tumblr a lot of people like to have their own opinions regarding gifsets - they say a lot of shitty things, like “I DONT LIKE THIS CHARACTER WHY DID U GIF HIM” or “I dONT likE the wAy thiS Is cOLOReD”. whILE OF COURSE this makes me feel like shit, i try to look at it in a way that IT’S SO POPULAR THAT I HAVE HATERS

maybe that will work for u hahaha

but anyway i’LL FIGHT THAT PERSON FOR U and i hope u feel better soon <333 i’m sure ur fics are FANFUCKINTASTIC ok <3

smh and sneezing

this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing

  • jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
  • bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
  • shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
  • lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
  • holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
  • ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
  • nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
  • dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
  • chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
  • tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
  • whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.

otp aesthetic || zutara

You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun.

SO back in #3.5 we saw shitty explaining his day (before being a heternormative fuck)

and this panel ALWAYS bugged me. WHY WAS HE CARRYING TWO CUPS??? did he already make a friend that he bought coffees for?? is he trying to get along with a prof by buying him coffee?? is he gonna drink two whole triple espresso shots to get through his classes??????

but now it’s all clear:

they’ve been banging for MONTHS

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so first off sorry for the shitty screenshots lol ksadkfj

ANYWAYS WHY THE FUCK HAS NO ONE BUT ME NOTICED THAT PETER IS NOT WEARING HIS SPIDER-MAN SUIT THAT TONY MADE HIM WHEN HE’S FIGHTING THE VULTURE????????????

I’M SO SHOOK LIKE DID TONY GET MAD AT PETER AND TOOK AWAY THE SUIT AND THAT’S WHY PETER RESORTED BACK TO THE OLD ONE????? LIKE DID PETER WANT TO PROVE HIMSELF TO TONY BY GOING AFTER THE VULTURE?????? WHY IS MY SON FIGHTING A VILLAIN WITHOUT A GOOD SUIT????? WHY IS HOMECOMING ALREADY MAKING ME CRY?????

The final episode of Naruto was the most forced, unrealistic, and shitty episode of this anime I’ve ever seen.

cassandra clare is a truly shitty person and a bad writer. i love the mortal instruments’ world and i love the characters but she just did such a bad job with the characters and i’m so happy the show is trying to fix all of that.

 i don’t watch the show but i know how they fixed the relationship between clary and izzy. why would anyway want them to be jealous over each other them being catty in the books made me cringe the show makes me sHIP IT SO HARD. and clace was toxic in the books, jace was lowkey a dick

another thing: MALEC GETS SO MUCH SCREEN TIME. i’m so happy bc in the books there was barely anything about them?? one of the most popular ships on television is an interracial gay couple and that makes me so happy. all of the cast is BEAUTIFUL. 

i did wish the show followed the books plots but Shadowhunters is 20x better than the books so keep it up SH you’re doing great

New year who dis

Okay I have like a bottle of whine in me right now so hello yes I love you all, you have made this especially shitty year somewhat bearable and to that I am eternally grateful.

First off I’d like to tag @thespace-dragon (why did you let my chug a bottle of whine so fast I’m like crying) @atrailof-whispers (watermelon lord senpai notice me in 2017 pls) @margherine (when da wedding) @cosmicloveoftheages (srsly when da wedding) and @xternel (don’t forget our kiss at midnight okay) for making this year especially bearable. You guys have been there for my ups and downs and idk what is do without you 💕

Second there are more people who have been my sunshine on a cloudy day, the milk to my shakes, a perfectly crispy chicken nugget to me:

@illustraice @doginshoe @firedragonroaring @natsu-dragmeme @buberryz @cosmiczero115 @kitcat3114 @arkarii @georgiepuff @lillitheamazingotaku3393 @doublepasse @moonlustelara @peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy
Ily all okay

Thirdly more banging ass mutuals/friends okay you’re all so cute ily

@animoozies @nothingbutwordsstuff @celestialgoddesslucy @baerandish @taveren-anime @thecelestialgray @toorvu @tweekay @celestialyukino77 @seulil @lucyheartfiliavevo @loveandlucky @luckybachi @giupear @kagero-assassin @nalu94 @inconsistent-igloo @raezora @ventus-rogue @sullivantwissarcana
@nightlockedx3 @seilahtheshipper
@bunnyhoplollipop @a117c @hell-dragon-fire
@zachattack1011 @bad-at-adding
@roar-of-the-fire-dragon @emmathehalf-bloodhunter @golden-dragon-hunter @peppastorm @the-fire-master


Fourth just all around awesome people/mutuals on my dash keep being you and amazing and ugh so perfect I hope 2017 is awesome to you guys

@papalogia @dragonshost @singularred @hilli98215 @akiko-natsuko @evilkitten3 @sanguine-fairy @endragoneel @taleen777 @magerain @lushinaa @blacksteelsolidscript @boomtheregoesyourpants @nalu-natic @nikiforov-yuuri @sassylin @dragneelmedown @missyplatinum @xdrawings-x @xxfairytailotakuxx @xgraysama @vamptron @gajeely @oraclesoul @phoenixx305 @roxychild94 @canalberonaaa @celestialmagelucy @arixsrage @567random @mrsallsunday @fucking-dragneel @furidojasutin @damn-i-ship-it @erzawesome @eucliffex @lightningbastard @lockandk3yfiction @black-cats-bring-good-luck @thatartcorner @modestrogue @neon-apocalypse @shannn18 @should-be-doing-dishes @soul-of-glass @tobio-froyo @tendous-satoris @notsudrogneel @meadowofstars @melichamaa @toomusiccheesecake @skay @fairywithastrawhat @ff-darkshininglight @jellols @thecoloursbetween @ottottatertots @phantompierce-okamoto @missenviouss @miniheartfeels @jelllal @anyharu @hellojawsie @closetfangirl-chan @fairytailpeach @schmidte17 @bluewatermuffin @sokizami @luce-dragneel and probably many others but honesty this took me a long time and I can’t rly focus but yea

HAVE AN AWESOME NEW YEARS MY LOVELY PEEPS YAYAYAYAYA BE SAFE AND RESPONSIBLE TONIGHT OR TODAY OR WHATEVER IT IS FOR YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Okay so at the end of Here There Be Gerblins when the glass pod is landing Travis makes a joke something along the lines of “and it’s Al and he says ‘Killian i don’t know why you’ve waited so long to jump!’”

And Griffin lowkey loses his shit and is like “you’re giving me ideas Travis, I have 4 pages of campaign notes but I’ll throw them ALL in the trash”

So my question is: did the entire, vital plotline of liches possessing bodies/bodyjumping come from one shitty quantum leap reference Travis made in the first quest because that would be the Most mcElroy thing honestly

i was gonna make a joke like “why did hagan steal my pet’s smarts lol” but then i came to a disturbing realization…

the king of brightvale is so smart…because he absorbs the intellect of innocent neopets via this wheel like some sort of Knowledge Vampire…

anonymous asked:

Why everyone has mention "yuuri's novel"?? Did I miss something?

It was a little bit of worldbuilding I did ages ago when I was talking about how Hollywood made a shitty movie adaptation about their lives that got a lot of stuff wrong and so Viktor eventually convinced Yuuri to write a book about their lives to make sure everyone knew the truth

trc probably has the Worst poc representation ever i hate it so much. i love henry cheng but like why did she have to make him hate himself and literally be racist to himself that’s so fucking shitty of her. like yeah there def r poc who hate themselves for being not white but like ,,,, if we actually had poc rep w characters who love themselves and their culture & ethnicity then maybe we wouldn’t hate ourselves so much ?????? bc we’d see that we shouldn’t hate ourselves for being ppl of color like idk ????

  • Asexual: *makes a bad post*
  • Me: oh that's shitty... let me see if anyone has called them out on this
  • Aphobe: DID YOU ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€SEE THAT ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ THIS RIGHT HERE ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†IS WHY """""ASEXUALS"""" ARE LITERALLY SATAN ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ AND WHY THEY AREN'T LBGT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต WHY AREN'T THE ACES TALKING ABOUT THIS๐Ÿธโ˜•
  • Me: .... That's wrong but okay??
  • LATER ON...
  • Me: *sees an aphobe say something extremely messed up*
  • Me: oh that's shitty, let's see if anyone called them out on this
  • Aphobes: so one person =/= the whole community and that's very generalizing and I mean in the name of Discourse™ was it really that bad?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
Year 2, Comic 8 - Parse - Part II

★ Notes on Year 2, Comic 8 – Parse – Part II

✓  There were the 34 days in the summer of 2009, between winning the Memorial Cup and the NHL Entry Draft in Montreal, where things were perfect. Who wouldn’t want that back? 

But that was a very long time ago.

✓ Who is Kent Parson? Is he a jerk? Is he actually as nice as Shitty and Bitty suggest? Why does Jack get so tense around him? Why is their relationship so strained? Is it just because of Jack’s jealousy? Is it something Jack did? Is it something Parse did? Why does he keep trying to talk to Jack? What does Parse want? AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT ERIC RICHARD BITTLE?  Kent “…Baby One More Time” Parson. I’ve been sayin’ it from DAY ONE, FOLKS.

Waaaaaait a minute wait what was that Parse sitting in Jack’s lap??? Where else would he sit?

✓ Is the only difference between now!Jack and qmjhl!Jack just his haircut? The secret to drawing a younger Jack is making him smile, the end. Hahaha, now we’re all sad.

WHO WERE THOSE GIRLS RANSOM AND HOLSTER WERE TRYING TO WHEEL? March and April. March is 5’11. I sure hope they turn up in later comics. ._.

✓ What color are Kent Parson’s eyes? They change color like the anime trash he is.

✓ Ugh, when will this Parse thing be over. SOON.

D.A.D.s

So this is our new America. Wow. I think a lot of people are looking for an explanation on how this happened. And it turns out that the largest percentage of Trump supporters were married white men. Most of them with families.


So, Dads! Dads did this? What the fuck, Dads?!


So now we know who the real enemy in this country is: Dads. And I’m about to be a Dad. So that’s why I’m starting a new organization:
Dads Against Dads - aka D.A.D.s


Dads are supposed to protect us, make sure their girls are safe, cut up orange slices for half-time at soccer, and tell shitty jokes: “Here pull my finger… surprise I voted for a hateful dictator!" 


NO! BAD DAD! BAD!


So that’s what D.A.D.s is all about: getting Dads back to what they do best - having tools, enjoying Sundays, grilling - not creating a country where their daughters are second class citizens. So it’s time for Dads to fight back against Dads.


So if you see a Dad wearing a "Build the Wall” shirt, lead him into the nearest garage and tell him his kid needs a treehouse built instead. If you see a Dad wearing a “Trump that Bitch” shirt, hand him a power washer and tell him his house is dirty. If you see a Dad being hateful, sexist, racist, xenophobic, tell him that he was put on this planet to protect his kids, not from muslims and gay people, but from hate, ignorance, and fear. Tell that Dad it’s is time to start being a Dad, again.


All Dads Against Dads - join me in this fight. Share this and tag your favorite D.A.D.

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Here are some nicknames for them! The first picture (on the left) is what those day care children called some of them. I’m slightly concerned at the fact that these children (who I think are 4-8 years of age) knows the word “Womanizer”, which isn’t a good thing. Also… it isn’t good to be called a Womanizer (and unfortunately Maehara is called that, even though he didn’t show any of his womanizing tendencies during this time… Where did the name even come from?) 

Terasaka’s nickname makes him sound like a shitty rapper or a stupid loaf. Either one really works. And poor Nagisa… getting claimed at such a young age. 

On the code names side, these are the code names that were not mentioned during the actual chapter. My favourite is Four-Eyes Kaboom-Boom (for some reason I think the person who wrote this was either Terasaka or Isogai, I literally have no clue why)

[But it probably isn’t, so my dream is ruined]